#The Blooming Man

[miss-carter]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann and Orlando Bloom as Will Turner PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TRILOGY (2003 - 2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[shushuush]

My tumblr sexy man wall

[gigireece16]

happy national dog day to this freak. god bless him

[nocauseislost]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

[a-multifandom-mess12]

I like explaining Hannibal to my friends. Like yeah, Will fucked a lesbian. Then that lesbians creepy brother put her uterus in a pig. Then her and her future wife fed him to his pet eel. Yeah this is a serious show, why do you ask?

[arrietty-rune]

Working at bit for that Sea World AU (basically a Mermaid AU with more species) and wanted to share here some fan screenshots >:)c

(some lore at the ALT)

[sanestkanadefan]

‼️ANY MELANIE MARTINEZ STUFF IS NO LONGER INCLUDED, WE DON'T STAND SA'ERS HERE‼️

[skatankata]

Winx be winxing

[ruporas]

i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

[vaguely-concerned]

having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????

[tartppola]

happy 4 years to my guyyyyy HAHHDJDJDJ

[flovoid]

just me feeding my own fantasies with the ‘bar buddies’ in like. a school AU yeee~

[pad-wubbo]

My biggest Splatoon OC thing yet; it's a full weird-sea-people-band!

MOUTHWASH FOR WHALES (クジラ用のうがい薬)

* Post-punk / Krautrock band.

* Best known for their singles "Polyp Anna", "Inkopolis I Love You But You're Sinking Me" and "Crispy Scales".

* Their music is far too weird to get any Turf War play.

* Consists of vocalist Ella, drummer Manuel, guitarist O'Carroll, keyboardist Tharassa and sound engineer Stahli.

ELLA (エラ)

* Salmonid (oversized Smallfry).

* Her birth name is The Lustful Bleeding Axe of Ikejime Rock (生首岩の好色な出血斧).

* Screams more than sings.

* Stopped participating in Big Runs after eating a terrified Inkling boy in his home.

* Is considered a sellout in Salmonid society for refusing to fight and die.

* That's hair dye dripping down her face.

* Vegan hippie, has a bedroom full of rose quartz.

MANUEL (マヌエル)

* Portuguese man-o'-war.

* Fascinated with the history of telegraphy.

* A bit of an airhead.

* Talks to his zooids for advice.

O'CARROLL (オキャロル)

* Octocoral.

* Tired of people assuming he has something do with the Octarians.

* Stylises himself as a badass, but really rather spineless.

* Loves younger men.

* People have often mistaken him for a Christmas tree.

THARASSA (ヴェラ)

* Moon wrasse.

* Thinks of themselves as "punk", but actually comes from a wealthy family of caviar farmers.

* Smokes a lot.

* Wishes people would stop calling them a girl.

* Afraid of the ocean.

STAHLI (スタリ)

* Mutant algal bloom.

* Came into existence quite recently.

* Born from algae exposed to radioactive Salmonid poop.

* A theologer in his spare time.

* Gets claustrophobic very easily.

I've even made an album cover.

This took me hours, but it was totally worth it. Worse ways to spend my life, I suppose.

The whole band is CC-BY-SA 4.0, feel free to use them anywhere you like!

[mayapapaya33]

There's never enough in depth talk about Caduceus for me. I need more people to obsess about the parallels between him and the Wildmother in Downfall. Her starvation and loneliness, a loneliness caused by her loved one's sense of duty, just like Cad. Him being described when we first meet him as "unhealthily thin" as he sits all alone in the Blooming Grove. Nature being under attack in the Calamity and Caduceus' own little patch of nature being under threat in C2. There is so much.

[nocauseislost]

"Just the way Will and Elizabeth interact through this entire scene is, to some extent, supposed to demonstrate something about their relationship - the idea that they understand each other."

Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest audio commentary