#The Bama Lamas

[pencilofawesomeness]

Your NRC boys with FT magic has led to me imagining them as just the weirdest guild

They're one guild but they keep getting confused for seven. When you join you're assigned a color-coded clique based on vibes and they are heavily enforced. Crowley is the guild master but all the other guilds know the housewardens best because that man has never seen a problem he couldn't make someone else's. The fact that they keep acquiring very powerful mages with little regard for traditional morality would probably raise eyebrows if not for Fairy Tail doing the exact same thing + rampant property destruction making everyone too busy to care

Sorry to drop this word dump in your ask box.

Never apologize for word dumps fam. What else is community for, if not to inflict our bizarre ideas on each other?

Bruh the way you explained it... As a guild, NRC would totally be the slightly less scuffed Phantom Lord. Just with way more firepower.

Because Phantom Lord had all of those mini-sections of their guild in other cities that we never saw. I assume there was some location-appointed leader for those. What if instead of some one-town multi-clique thing, it was spread over a bit of a wider area? And then when somebody joined the NRC guild (Night Raven is actually a very solid guild name I'd say), they just picked a spot to be their home base... But each of the seven branches have more or less extreme rivalries with the other branches, because damn if these nutjobs aren't competitive and also kinda petty, so committing to one branch becomes a social thing. Not everyone is brave like Rook and pops between two different branches like it's nbd.

So like, each branch has their own little aesthetic and name and they get mistaken for an independent guild all of the time, but really it all funnels into funny birdman and technically less complicated paperwork because it's all his fault if something happens, but as you said, Crowley would 1000% foist as much of that work on the seven deputy-leaders/housewardens as often as possible. (Crack Idea that Might Be True: Crowley is definitely some sort of cryptid that has been alive for hundreds of years and this is how he "maintains his human facade" but all of the sub-leaders know this and they also know that he really does hate responsibility that much.)

Although Night Raven would totally find their guild spirit if someone else gets involved. Like that Royal Sword guild? United front against them, no sweat. Eff them guys.

Obviously it's not uncommon for peeps in different branches to do stuff together, job to job, but there still is way too much Branch Pride going on for them to completely drop the internal rivalries.

....dang it fam now I am thinking about this au way too hard again. It's becoming story shaped and that's so dangerous XD (and very fun)

[paulisded]

The Ledge #639: Annual Halloween Spooktacular!

The annual Halloween show is yet another Ledge tradition. Every year I gather up whatever new scary tunes have been released, and fill up whatever time is left with tracks I call "new to me". Thanks to a plethora of subissions this year, I didn't have to do a lot of searching. It's great that so many artists, labels, and/or PR companies think that this show is a worthwhile outlet to get the word out about new releases!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW! 

1. T.S.O.L. - Sweet Transvestite (Remaster) (feat. Keith Morris)

2. The On and Ons - (Scare Me) Outta My Mind

3. Nervous Eaters - Vampire

4. White Rose Motor Oil - Werewolves of London

5. Numb Surprise - Monster Mash

6. Norcos Y Horchata - Count Watkins Presents: The Morning After the Monster Mash

7. The Fleshtones - You Say You Don't Mind It

8. The Spackles - Spy in the House of Frankenstein

9. The Jack Rubies - Phantom

10. The Strongest Tool - The Witch!

11. Vista Blue - Haunted House on My Street

12. Vista Blue - Every Day Is Halloween (Ministry)

13. The Goldstars - Stroll In Hell

14. The Bama Lamas - Hungry Teenage Wolfman

15. Guided By Choices - Ghosts Of A Different Dream

16. Brian Kroll - Everyday Is Halloween (In My World

17. The Butts - Zombies Ate My Girlfriend

18. Pixies - Jane (The Night the Zombies Came)

19. Zombina & The Skeletones - Cemetery World

20. Zombina & The Skeletones - Don't Kick My Coffin

21. Groovy Ghoulies - (She's My) Vampire Girl

22. Groovy Ghoulies - Trick Or Treat (Chuck Berry Cover)

23. UK Subs - I Walked With A Zombie

24. 999 - Everyday Is Like Halloween

25. The Members - Jack The Ripper

26. The Vibrators - Creatures Of The Night

27. Bamboozle - Red Right Hand

28. Christian D & The Hangovers - Vampire Rocker

29. The B Movie Monsters - Lil' Red Riding Hood

30. The Coffinshakers - Return Of the Vampire

31. The Go-Go Killers - Werewolves In Heels

32. The Jack O'Bones - Do You Believe In Werewolves

33. The Griswalds - Zombie War

34. Psycho Devilles - Night Prowler

35. The Tomb Of Nick Cage - Pet Sematary

[kickmag]

Little Richard Documentary Soundtrack Streaming Now

Little Richard: I Am Everything: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack is now available on all streaming platforms. The album has music from Lisa Cortés' superb documentary about the late rock and roll icon. Little Richard's hits "Tutti Frutti," "Long Tall Sally," "Good Golly, Miss Molly" and "Rip It Up" are featured alongside two previously unheard covers from Valerie June and Cory Henry. Tamar-kali's original piece from the soundtrack is also included on the 14-song album. The CD format will arrive in September and the vinyl version will come out in December. The black vinyl recording is coming and a Tutti Frutti-colored pressing of the album can be pre-ordered via VareseSarabande.com and CraftRecordings.com. 

The documentary follows Richard's life from his childhood in Macon, Georgia, becoming a rock star in the '50s, and his constant push and pull between secular life and religion. Richard's contemporaries, musicians, and academics were interviewed and shared their insights on his music, cultural significance, and personal struggles. In 2010, "Tutti Frutti" was added to the National Recording Registry because it innovated popular music. The documentary is one of the few times Richard's genius has been publicly recognized. In 1993 he received a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award and he was inducted into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame in 2003. He was also inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame in 2015 before passing in 2020. Little Richard: I Am Everything can be watched on Video On Demand and more information can be found at littlericharddocumentary.com. Check out my review here. 

Tracklisting

CD:

Good Golly, Miss Molly – Little Richard 

Strange Things Happening Every Day – Valerie June

Baby (demo) – Little Richard

I’m Just A Lonely Guy (All Alone) – Little Richard 

Tutti Frutti – Little Richard and His Band 

Long Tall Sally – Little Richard and His Band

Lucille – Little Richard and His Band 

Bama Lama Bama Loo – Little Richard

Rip It Up – Little Richard and His Band 

Ready Teddy – Little Richard and His Band

The Girl Can’t Help It – Little Richard and His Band 

Send Me Some Lovin’ – Little Richard and His Band 

Tutti Frutti – Cory Henry 

Legacy – Tamar-kali

LP:

Side A

Good Golly, Miss Molly – Little Richard 

Strange Things Happening Every Day – Valerie June

Baby (demo) – Little Richard

I’m Just A Lonely Guy (All Alone) – Little Richard 

Tutti Frutti – Little Richard and His Band 

Long Tall Sally – Little Richard and His Band

Side B

Lucille – Little Richard and His Band 

Bama Lama Bama Loo – Little Richard

Rip It Up – Little Richard and His Band 

Ready Teddy – Little Richard and His Band

The Girl Can’t Help It – Little Richard and His Band 

Send Me Some Lovin’ – Little Richard and His Band 

Tutti Frutti – Cory Henry 

Legacy – Tamar-kali 

[majicmarker]

when i added "what's new pussycat?" to the songs i'm pretty sure are about cunnilingus playlist, i failed to realize i added not just the song (for giggles but also i think i'm right), but the entire album.

suffice it to say, the utter Shock i experienced when the mix shuffled to "bama lama bama loo" is one i will not soon forget.

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[tfc2211]

(Weird-O-Matic Wax)

Also Can Be Played Here ▶ Halloween Spookshow-Vol-4

☠ Maniac radio spot ☠ The Bama Lamas - Hungry Teenage Wolfman ☠ Teresa Brewer - Punky Punkin ☠ Jack Starr - Halloween Party ☠ John Carpenter - “Halloween 1978”, Halloween OST ☠ Larry & The Blue Notes - Night of the Sadist ☠ Memphis Minnie - Haunted House (take 2) ☠ ”Trial of the Dead” spookshow promo ☠ Frankie Stein & His Ghouls - In a Groovy Grave ☠ The Nu-Trends - Spooksville ☠ American Quartet ft. Billy Murray - Skeleton Rag ☠ Screaming Lord Sutch & The Savages - All Black and Hairy ☠ Les Baxter - The Grave/Stake Through the Eye, Black Sunday OST ☠ The Moontrekkers - Night of the Vampire ☠ Jack & Jim - Midnight Monsters’ Hop ☠ ”Kill Baby Kill” trailer ☠ Thurl Ravenscroft - Grim Grinning Ghosts ☠ Dickie Goodman - Dracula Drag ☠ Radio All-Star Novelty Orchestra- Mysterious Mose ☠ Jackie Morningstar - Rockin’ in the Graveyard ☠ Wade Dennis & Frank Daniels - The Headless Horseman ☠ John Zacherle - Dinner With Drac ☠ Joseph LoDuca, The Evil Dead OST - Introduction

[aimeelouart]

PS!Cloud @ the KH scientists: WTF are y'all doing?

KH Scientists: Well, we haven't stuck our dicks in science, or assumed that correlation = causation, so we're model scientists!

PS!Cloud: That is a ten year old. And you're doing unethical human experimentation.

KH Scientists: We haven't seen any rules against that.

.

[ryssbelle]

Never mind. Risks accepted. Give Little Prince a Hug.

idk why but I read this and immediately thought of this

he really needs a hug tho

[kickstandproductions]

JUST ANNOUNCED: The Saps (Farewell Show) with Warm Ones and The Bama Lamas on Friday, January 19th at Beat Kitchen! Tickets go on sale tomorrow at noon.

[CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO & TICKETS]

[tortilla-of-courage]

"I should see what Tortilla is up to!"

Shroose: exist

"This was a mistake, back to korok quest, at least that won't haunt my nightmares"

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[changeling-rin]

Since we're giving Link's each other's adventures, what about the Four Sword gang? RGBV and Shadow!

Skyward Sword: This poor, poor bird is trying so hard.  But on the bright side, having four autonomous people really makes splitting the job load easy. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Ghirahim regret everything.

Minish Cap: Red wears Ezlo.  Because Vio and Blue cannot be allowed near anything that could be perceived as favoritism apparently, and Green is far too busy reining those two in to think about anything else. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Vaati regret everything.

Four Swords: Red wields the Four Sword.  Because four Blues was a disaster, four Vios was almost worse, and Green hasn’t even bothered to try because he’s too busy reining those two in. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make this Vaati regret everything too.  It’s a hobby.

Ocarina of Time: Ganondorf can't take the Spiritual Stones if he has no idea which Link is holding them. Meanwhile, Shadow takes extreme offense with the Water Temple and decides to make Ganondorf regret everything.  Right after he takes care of this tasteless copy.

Majora’s Mask: Green gets the Deku Mask, Red gets the Goron Mask, Vio gets the Zora Mask, and under no circumstances is Blue allowed anywhere near the Bomb Mask ever again. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Majora regret everything.  And maybe the Happy Mask Salesman too, anybody who smiles like that has it coming.

Twilight Princess: Yeah, it’s kinda boring waiting for whoever’s turn it is with the Curse Stone to get back from the newest unreachable area, but it’s still better than the time Midna gave all four of them a go at once.   Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Zant regret everything.  Once he’s done with that, he decides to make Ganondorf regret everything too.  It’s a hobby.

The Legend of Zelda: The only reason they know where they’re going is because Vio is making a map of the country as they go.  Side note, there’s only three swords in this entire kingdom?  Why? Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Ganon regret everything.  

A Link To The Past: Yeah it’s kinda boring waiting for whoever’s turn it is with the Dark Mirror to get back from the latest dungeon, but on the bright side it’s fostering individual creative thinking...!  Yeah no they’re all really annoyed about it actually. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Agahnim regret everything.  Oh, he’s Ganon too?  Perfect, two for the price of one!

Oracle of Ages: Shadow takes offense with possession, apparently.  He’s about to make Veran regret everything, so the others have made the tactical decision to stand back and watch the carnage.

Oracle of Seasons: Red loves Moosh.  That is all. Meanwhile, Shadow discovers Subrosia.  And their bomb supply.  Coincidentally, he’s about to make Onox regret everything.

Link’s Awakening: Shadow takes offense with mental manipulation, apparently.  He’s about to make the Windfish regret everything.

A Link Between Worlds: Well, Ravio didn’t exactly have four bracelets, but he did help Green get the other three out of their paintings when it turned out to be an issue.  Nice guy. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Hilda regret everything.  No real reason why, he just feels like she deserves it.

Wind Waker: Red gets the baton, because Blue cannot be trusted with weather patterns and Vio cannot be trusted to not mess with Blue via weather patterns, and Green is too busy reining them in to bother with anything else. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Ganondorf regret everything.  With a cannon, preferably.  Tetra’s got just his sort of vibe.

Phantom Hourglass: Vio deals with the Ocean Temple, because Red gets tired, Blue told the building to go screw itself after the first ten floors, and someone has to keep an eye on those two so Green can’t be bothered with it. Meanwhile, Shadow decides to make Bellum regret everything.  He’s a squid, that’s hilarious.

Spirit Tracks: Vio drives the Train, because the lackey trains scare Red, Blue is no longer allowed to drive since he played Cucco with one of said lackey trains, and Green is too busy dealing with that to be bothered with anything else. Meanwhile, Shadow still takes offense with possession.  He’s about to make Malladus regret everything.