#The 6:41 to Paris

[methsaint]

list of all lana unreleased, demos & covers

unreleased songs

1. You Can Be The Boss (leaked)

2. Kinda Outta Luck (leaked)

3. Oooh Baby (= “Are You Ready?”) (leaked)

4. Hundred Dollar Bill (leaked)

5. Driving in Cars With Boys (leaked)

7. Daddy Issues (= “I Was In A Bad Way”) (leaked)

8. Trash Magic (leaked)

9. Paris (= “Take Me To Paris”) (leaked)

10. Heavy Hitter (leaked)

11. Dum Dum (3 different versions) (leaked)

12. Match Made In Heaven (leaked)

13. She’s Not Me (= “Ride or Die”) (leaked)

14. Pin Up Galore (leaked)

15. Dangerous Girl (leaked)

16. Never Let Me Go (leaked)

17. Children Of The Bad Revolution (leaked)

19. Marilyn Monroe (= “Puppy Love”) (leaked)

20. Come When You Call Me America (2 different versions) (leaked)

21. 1949 (leaked)

22. You’re Gonna Love Me (leaked)

23. Put the Radio On (leaked)

24. Gangsta Boy (leaked)

25. Summer of Sam (leaked)

26. Serial Killer (leaked)

27. Go Go Dancer (leaked)

28. Delicious (leaked)

29. Big Bad Wolf (= “Hot Hot Hot”) (leaked)

30. Playing Dangerous (leaked)

31. Afraid (leaked)

32. Hollywood’s Dead (leaked)

33. Damn You (= “American Dream”) (leaked)

34. Lift Your Eyes (leaked)

35. Boarding School (leaked)

36. Butterflies (leaked)

37. Every Man Gets His Wish (leaked)

38. Fordham Road (leaked)

39. Motel 6 (leaked)

40. Paradise (leaked)

41. Velvet Crowbar (leaked)

42. Fake Diamond (2 versions) (leaked)

43. Backfire (leaked)

44. Moi Je Joue (leaked)

45. Last Girl On Earth (leaked)

46. Live or Die (leaked)

47. Push Me Down (leaked)

48. Teenage Wasteland (= “Prom Song” [Gone Wrong]) (leaked)

49. Tonight (= “I Don’t Wanna Go”) (leaked)

50. My Best Days (leaked)

51. Break My Fall (leaked)

52. Catch and Release (leaked)

53. Crooked Cop (leaked)

54. Is It Wrong? (leaked)

55. Jealous Girl (leaked)

56. Hawaiian Tropic (leaked)

57. Heartshaped Chevrolet (leaked)

58. Hit and Run (2 versions) (leaked)

59. Making Out (2 versions) (leaked)

60. Noir (leaked)

61. Scarface (leaked)

62. TV In Black & White (leaked)

63. Us Against The World (leaked)

64. Midnight Dancer Girlfriend (leaked)

65. Maha Maha (leaked)

66. Television Heaven (leaked)

67. Golden Grill (leaked)

68. Beautiful Player (leaked)

69. Dynamite (leaked)

70. Breaking My Heart (leaked)

71. Black Beauty (leaked)

72. Hollywood (leaked)

73. Angels Forever (Forever Angels) (leaked)

74. Starry Eyed (leaked)

75. JFK (leaked)

76. Butterflies Pt. 2 (leaked)

77. Daytona Meth (leaked)

78. Tired Of Singing The Blues (leaked)

79. St. Tropez (= “Party Girl”) (leaked)

80. Queen Of Disaster (leaked)

81. All Smiles (leaked)

82. Bentley

83. Betty Boop Boop (leaked)

84. Born Bad Bay

85. Caught You Boy

86. C U L8r Alligator (leaked)

87. Criminals Run The World (= “Hit And Run” alternate version) (leaked)

88. Cry Me A River

89. Girl That Got Away

90. I Was In A Bad Way (= “Daddy Issues” alternate version) (leaked)

91. I’m Fucked

92. Kindness of Strangers

93. Mermaid Hotel (leaked)

94. Put Your Lips Together (leaked)

95. Resistance

96. Roses

97. Ruby Tuesday

98. Slow Gin Fizz

99. So Legit (= “Against Gaga”) (leaked)

100. Smarty (leaked)

101. Playground (leaked)

102. Wrong

103. Strange Love (leaked)

104. Bollywood Hawaii (leaked)

105. Baby Blue Love (leaked)

106. I Want It All

107. Behind Closed Doors (leaked)

108. Jimmy Gnecco (leaked)

109. Break The Cycle

110. Epiphany

111. Jonah

112. Little Angel

113. Lullubye

114. True Love On The Side (leaked)

115. Living Without You (= “TV In Black & White” alternate version) (leaked)

116. True Love

117. Greenwich (leaked)

118. Shadow Of A Doubt (leaked)

119. Get Drunk (leaked)

120. BBM Baby

121. Be My Daddy

122. China Palace

123. Dance Money

124. Fine China

125. For Charlie

126. Living Legend

127. Morricone

128. Piano Theme

129. W

130. Yes To Heaven

131. Ridin’/My Bitch (feat. The Kickdrums & A$AP) (leaked)

132. Back To Tha Basics (leaked)

133. Because of You (leaked)

134. Coca Colla (= “Television Heaven” alternate version) (leaked)

135. Hangin’ Around (leaked)

136. In The Sun (leaked)

137. Joshy & I (leaked)

138. Let My Hair Down (leaked)

139. Live Forever (leaked)

140. Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight (leaked)

141. Methamphetamines (leaked)

142. On Our Way (leaked)

143. Stoplight De-lite (leaked)

144. Trash (leaked)

145. Wayamaya (leaked)

146. You & Me (leaked)

147. Your Band Is All The Rage (leaked)

148. The good life (leaked)

149. Zodiac (snippet leaked)

150. Ave Maria

151. Pink Champagne (leaked)

152. Fine china (leaked)

153. Dragonslayer (leaked)

154. Poetry in motion (leaked)

155. There’s nothing to be sorry about

156. All for you

157. Unidentified flying bill

158. Smile

159. California

160. In wendy

161. More mountains

162. When i’m with you

163. French restaurant (leaked)

164. Coconut & key lime pie

165. Sweetheart

166. Roses bloom for you (leaked)

167. I must be stupid for being so happy

168. Earthquakes

169. Star lux

170. Eat for free

171. Wait

172. Crazy for you

173. Blizzard

albums

Lana Del Ray (Steven Mertens recordings)

Tracklist: unknown

Lizzy Grant and the Phenomena (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Disco

2. For K Part 2 (Demo)

Sparkle Jump Rope Queen (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Axl Rose Husband

2. Elvis

3. Blue Ribbon (= “Gramma”)

The Money Hunny Recordings (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Money Hunny

2. A Star For Nick

3. Rehab (“For K Part 2″ Demo)

4. Pawn Shop Blues (Demo)

May Jailer – Sirens (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Sirens (Titled as “For K”)

2. Next to Me

3. A Star for Nick

4. My Momma

5. Bad Disease

6. Out with a Bang

7. Westbound

8. Try Tonight

9. All You Need

10. I’m Indebited to You

11. Pretty Baby (Or “For K”)

12. Aviation

13. Find My Own Way

14. Pride

15. Birds of A Feather

Lana del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant

Tracklist:

1. Kill Kill

2. Queen of the gas station

3. Oh say can you see

4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)

5. For K Pt. 2

6. Jump

7. Mermaid Motel

8. Raise me up (Mississippi south)

9. Pawn shop blues

10. Brite lites

11. Put me in a movie

12. Smarty

13. Yayo

demos

1. Born To Die (2 different versions) (leaked)

2. Blue Jeans (leaked)

3. Video Games (leaked)

4. Diet Mountain Dew (3 different versions, also known as Diet Mnt Dew) (leaked)

5. National Anthem (2 different versions) (leaked)

6. Dark Paradise (2 different versions, one with other lyrics) (leaked)

7. Radio (leaked)

8. Carmen (2 different versions, one of them is acapella with other lyrics) (leaked)

9. Million Dollar Man (leaked)

10. This Is What Makes Us Girls (2 different versions) (leaked)

11. Without You (2 different versions, one with other lyrics) (leaked)

12. Lolita (4 different versions, also known as Hey Lolita Hey or Lolyta) (leaked)

13. Lucky Ones (leaked)

14. Driving in Cars with Boys (leaked)

15. Hundred Dollar Bill (leaked)

16. Heavy Hitter (leaked)

17. Yayo (leaked)

18. Trash Magic (leaked)

19. Ghetto Baby (Demo for Cheryl Cole) (leaked)

20. White Pontiac Heaven (= “Axl Rose Husband” alternate version) (leaked)

21. Summertime Sadness (leaked)

22. Young & Beautiful (leaked)

23. Jump (leaked)

24. Put Me In A Movie (leaked)

25. Brite Lites (leaked)

26. Unfixable (Demo for Shades of cool) (leaked)

27. Miss America (demo 1 and 2)

28. Beautiful people beautiful problems (leaked)

29. Freak (leaked)

30. Thunder (leaked)

other songs – live/covers/collaborations

1. The End of the World (Skeeter Davies Cover)

2. Iron (with Woodkid) released

3. Chet Baker (with Mando Diao) released

4. Gloria (with Mando Diao) released

5. The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A. (Donna Fargo Cover)

6. Ten Dollar Ring (with Bryan Dunn)

7. Goodbye Kiss (Kasabian Cover)

8. Heart-Shaped Box (Nirvana Cover)

9. Blue Velvet (Bobby Vinton Cover – for H&M) released

10. Chelsea Hotel No. 2 (Leonard Cohen Cover)

11. Summer Wine (Lee Hazlewood & Nancy Sinatra Cover)

12. Spender (feat. Smiler) released

13. Dayglo Reflection (feat. Bobby Womack) released

14. Cry Me A River (Various)

15. I Love Paris (Ella Fitzgerald Cover)

16. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan Cover)

17. Roadhouse Blues (The Doors Cover)

18. Why Don’t You Do Right? (Peggy Lee Cover)

19. Wonderwall (Oasis Cover)

20. Some Things Last A Long Time (Daniel Johnston Cover) released

[emeraldskulblaka]

Tumblr's Top 50 Musicals - Results

I've posted the Top 50 Musicals over the last couple of days, and now it's time to look at all shows that have been submitted - 312 in total! Thank you for participating and submitting your lists, this was great fun 🎭

The scores (given in round brackets) were calculated as follows: #1 received 10 points, #2 received 9 points,..., and #10 received 1 point, resulting in 55 points per entry/list. Incomplete and anonymous entries were discounted. If applicable, the rank achieved in 2022 is given in square brackets.

I ranked the musicals up to #112 (16 points), all shows that scored 15 points or fewer are merely listed in alphabetical order. The logos you can see here represent musicals that weren't mentioned even once.

SURVEY - STATS - 2022 RESULTS

1) Les Misérables (723) [1]

2) Hadestown (551) [3]

3) The Phantom of the Opera (ALW) (405) [2]

4) Elisabeth (379) [11]

5) Wicked (313) [5]

6) Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 (248) [7]

7) Hamilton (238) [4]

8) Sweeney Todd (234) [16]

9) Come From Away (213) [10]

10) Tanz der Vampire / Dance of the Vampires (197) [27]

11) The Lord of the Rings (192) [38]

12) Rent (180) [23]

13) Roméo et Juliette / Romeo and Juliet (Presgurvic) (169) [61]

14) Cabaret (152+poll) [50]

15) Next to Normal (152) [20]

16) Jesus Christ Superstar (149) [14]

17) Rebecca (146) [25]

18) Mozart, l’opéra rock / Mozart, the Rock Opera (134) [88]

19) Falsettos (132) [8]

20) Assassins (124) [77]

21) Into the Woods (120) [13]

22) Legally Blonde (107+poll) [28]

23) Notre Dame de Paris (107) [70]

24) Chess (106) [41]

25) Легенда о Берене и Лютиень: Лэ о Лэйтиан / The Legend of Beren and Lúthien: The Lay of Leithian (105) [102]

26) Heathers (104) [12]

27) Cats (99) [21]

28) Spring Awakening (97) [19]

29) Последнее Испытание / The Last Trial (92) [10 points]

30) Fiddler on the Roof (91) [33]

31) Newsies (90) [6]

32) Little Shop of Horrors (89) [15]

33) The Lion King (85) [42]

34) Company (84) [35]

35) The Hunchback of Notre Dame (76) [22]

36) Operation Mincemeat (74) [-]

37) Chicago (72) [29]

38) Six (71+poll) [9]

39) In the Heights (71) [24]

40) West Side Story (66) [17]

41) Rocky Horror Show (63) [56]

42) Финрод / Finrod (60+poll) [8 points]

43) Ragtime (60) [10 points]

44) Sunday in the Park with George (59+poll) [69]

45) Ghost Quartet (59) [47]

46) Ride the Cyclone (57) [7 points]

47) Moulin Rouge (56) [31]

48) Fun Home (55+poll) [43]

49) Beetlejuice (55) [18]

50) My Fair Lady (53) [44]

No polls were conducted to determine the ranking of the following musicals. The show with more mentions ranks higher; if the number of mentions is the same, the musicals share that rank.

Legend: Rank) Musical / English translation (points; mentions) [2022 rank or points]

51) Mamma Mia (50; 12m) [51]

52) Titanic (50; 8m) [93]

53) The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (45; 9m) [65]

54) Merrily We Roll Along (45; 8m) [8 points]

55) Matilda (43) [47]

56) Jekyll & Hyde (42; 10m) [34]

57) Death Note (42; 8m) [5 points]

58) Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (41) [51]

59) The Music Man (40) [80]

60) Passion (39) [10 points]

61) The Secret Garden (37) [61]

62) Anastasia (35; 8m) [26]

63) Gypsy (35; 5m) [15 points]

64) 1776 (33) [-]

65) Hair (32) [14 points]

66) Twisted & Beauty and the Beast (Disney) (31; 7m) [98; 39]

68) Mozart! (30; 9m) [80]

69) Follies (30; 4m) [4 points]

70) Evita (27) [99]

71) A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder (26; 8m) [45]

72) Lizzie (26; 6m) [10 points]

73) Hedwig and the Angry Inch & A Little Night Music (26; 5m) [15 points; 14 points]

75) Pippin (25; 8m) [51]

76) Spies Are Forever (25; 5m) [-]

77) Something Rotten! (25; 4m) [37]

78) Húrinovy děti / The Children of Húrin (25; 3m) [-]

79) Maybe Happy Ending (24) [-]

80) Hairspray (23; 7m) [58]

81) The Sound of Music (23; 6m) [30]

82) Frozen & The Last Five Years & Starlight Express (23; 4m) [61; 59; 15 points]

85) Oklahoma (22; 5m) [12 points]

86) Rudolf: Affaire Mayerling (22; 3m) [15 points]

87) Starmania (21; 5m) [2 points]

88) Godspell (21; 3m) [70]

89) Dracula (Wildhorn) (20; 5m) [7 points]

90) Nerdy Prudes Must Die (20; 4m) [-]

91) Bandstand (20; 2m) [77]

92) The Count of Monte Cristo (19; 5m) [84] 

93) Groundhog Day & The Scarlet Pimpernel & Pád Doriathu / The Fall of Doriath (19; 4m) [7 points; 54; -]

96) The Producers & The Phantom of the Opera (Yeston/Kopit) & The Outsiders (19; 3m) [1 point; 15 points; -]

99) Sunset Boulevard (18; 5m) [7 points]

100) Frankenstein (Baron/Jackson) (18; 4m) [70]

101) Cinderella’s Castle & Alice By Heart (18; 3m) [-; 84]

103) Pilgrim & Икар / Icarus (18; 2m) [-; -]

105) The Book of Mormon (17; 5m) [54]

106) Waitress & She Loves Me (17; 4m) [32; 75]

108) Paris & A VHS Christmas Carol (17; 3m) [-; -]

110) Hello, Dolly! (17; 2m) [102]

111) The Lightning Thief (16; 5m) [36]

112) La légende du roi Arthur / The Legend of King Arthur & 1789: Les Amants de la Bastille / 1789: Lovers of the Bastille (16; 4m) [-; 1 point]

15 points:

& Juliet

Bat Out Of Hell

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Oliver

The Prince of Egypt

Spamalot

14 points:

American Idiot

Caroline, Or Change

A Chorus Line

Cinderella (Rodgers/Hammerstein)

Dear Evan Hansen

How to Dance in Ohio

If/Then

The Little Big Things

Once on This Island

13 points:

The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Man of La Mancha

The Pirates of Penzance

Le Rouge et le Noir / The Red and the Black

Shrek

12 points:

Billy Elliot

Carousel

Ernest Shackleton Loves Me

Mean Girls

A New Brain

Pacific Overtures

Preludes

11 points:

Artus Excalibur

Der Besuch der alten Dame / The Visit

Kimberly Akimbo

Mary Poppins (Disney)

Starship

A Strange Loop

10 points:

Bare

Between the Lines

Harmony

HMS Pinafore

Little Women (Knee/Dickstein)

The Mystery of Edwin Drood

Rock of Ages

Rohirové / The Rohirrim

Så som i himmelen / As It Is in Heaven

Singin' in the Rain

Жанна д'Арк / Joan of Arc

9 points:

Anything Goes

Avenue Q

Blood Brothers

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

It Shoulda Been You

The Light in the Piazza

Molière

Pride and Prejudice (Gordon)

Le Roi Soleil / The Sun King

Suffs

The Threepenny Opera

Venice

Vivaldi

We Will Rock You

8 points:

21 Chump Street

Amour

Dracula (Lubowicz)

Fangirls

Fëanor a jeho synové / Fëanor and His Sons

Iolanthe

Jersey Boys

Life After

This Is Not a True Story

Turnabout: An Ace Attorney Musical

Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York)

7 points:

The Band’s Visit

Black Friday

The Bridges of Madison County

Crazy For You

Dracula, l’amour plus fort que la mort / Dracula, Love Stronger than Death

Gambämark

István, a király / Stephen, the King

Lazarus

Lolita, My Love

Der Mann, der Sherlock Holmes war / The Man Who Was Sherlock Holmes

Real Women Have Curves

Sense and Sensibility (Gordon)

Sztárcsinálók / Star Makers

They’re Playing Our Song

Tick, Tick... Boom!

Titanique

War of the Worlds

The Wild Party (LaChiusa)

The Wiz

6 points:

Änglagård / House of Angels

Back to the Future

Children of Eden

The Color Purple

Én, József Attila / I, József Attila

Grand Hotel

Grease

Holy Musical B@tman

Lempicka

Мастер и Маргарита / The Master and Margarita

De mol en de paradijsvogel / The Mole and the Bird of Paradise

Parade

Side Show

A Tale of Two Cities

Tango on the Campania

Teeth

Three Houses

Tuck Everlasting

Whistle Down the Wind

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

5 points:

Betty Blue Eyes

Clue

Don Juan

Eärendilova plavba / The Voyage of Eärendil

Firebringer

The Grinning Man

Kiss Me, Kate

Monte Cristo

Nevermore

Octet

The Prom

The Trail to Oregon

A Very Potter Musical

We Are the Tigers

4 points:

3 Musketeers (Bolland)

Annie

The Baker’s Wife

Candide

Daddy Long Legs

Dear World

Dracula, entre l’amour et la mort / Dracula: Between Love and Death

Dreamgirls

Everybody’s Talking About Jamie

First Date

Guys and Dolls

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

Just For One Day

Lycoris that Blazes the Earth

Moonlight on the Miskatonic

Onze Jordaan / Our Jordan

Орфей / Orpheus

A Padlás / The Attic

Patience

Преступление и наказание / Crime and Punishment

Romeo und Julia – Liebe ist alles / Romeo and Juliet - Love Is Everything (Plate/Sommer)

Starry

Zrada! Smrt! Láska! / Betrayal! Death! Love!

3 points:

42nd Street

Autant en emporte le vent / Gone with the Wind

Beren a Lúthien / Beren and Lúthien

The Drowsy Chaperone

Gatsby: An American Myth

Норд-Ост / North-East

The Little Mermaid

Love Never Dies

A Man of No Importance

Me and My Girl

Once

Siddartha, l’opéra rock / Siddartha, the Rock Opera

Some Like It Hot (Shaiman)

Swept Away

The Wizard of Oz

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

Книга Золотого Дракона / The Book of the Golden Dragon

2 points:

Aida

Anyone Can Whistle

By Jeeves

Démonológia / Demonology

The Great British Bake Off

Floyd Collins

High School Musical

Kinky Boots

The Lucky Ones

Mrs. Doubtfire

On the Twentieth Century

Le Petit Prince / The Little Prince (Cocciante/Anaïs)

Sister Act

Thoroughly Modern Millie

[title of show]

The Unsinkable Molly Brown

Вий / Viy

Ein wenig Farbe / A Touch of Colour

1 point:

Amélie

Báthory Erzsébet / Elizabeth Bathory

Chłopi / The Peasants

Cry Baby

Dracula (Svoboda)

The Frogs

Hundred Days

Jane Eyre

The Last Bimbo of the Apocalypse

Martin Guerre

Metro

Mythic

On Your Feet!

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

South Pacific

Standing at the Sky’s Edge

Sweet Charity

Urinetown

Thanks all x

[pensieri-inlacrime]

Questo o quello?

(mandami un numero)

1. Cani o gatti?

2. Dolce o salato?

3. iOS o android?

4. Fotografare o farsi fotografare?

5. Alcolico o analcolico?

6. Pizza o sushi?

7. Coca-Cola o Pepsi?

8. Frutta o verdura?

9. Patatine o popcorn?

10. Ciliegie o fragole?

11. Film o serie TV?

12. Rock o pop?

13. Pianoforte o violino?

14. Vacanze in Italia o vacanze all'estero?

15. Letto o divano?

16. Pallavolo o basket?

17. Europa o America?

18. Pari o dispari?

19. Amicizia o amore?

20. Papà o mamma?

21. Telecinesi o telepatia?

22. Saper volare o invisibilità?

23. Baciare o essere baciati?

24. Sesso o amore?

25. Nero o bianco?

26. Rosso o blu?

27. Tacchi o scarpe da ginnastica?

28. Estate o inverno?

29. Tè caldo o tè freddo?

30. Tè al limone o tè alla pesca?

31. Sole o luna?

32. Spazio cosmico o profondità marine?

33. Mori o biondi?

34. Occhi chiari o scuri?

35. Ricci o lisci?

36. Doccia o vasca?

37. Acqua liscia o gassata?

38. Automobile o moto?

39. Aereo o treno?

40. Mareno montagna?

41. Pulire casa o cucinare?

42. Appartamento o villetta?

43. Figli maschi o figlie femmine?

44. Aglio o cipolla?

45. Medicina o omeopatia?

46. Italiano o matematica?

47. Inglese o spagnolo?

48. Bellezza o simpatía?

49. Cuore o cervello?

50. Walt Disney o Pixar?

51. Jasmine o Belle?

52. Laura Pausini o Elisa?

53. Tiziano Ferro o Marco Mengoni?

54. Cinema o teatro?

55. Cuffiette o cuffione?

56. Gonne o pantaloni?

57. Cravatta o papillon?

58. Instagram o Tik Tok?

59. Vaniglia o cioccolato?

60. Birra o vino?

61. Baci o abbracci?

62. Barba o pizzetto?

63. Condizionatore o ventilatore?

64. Stufa o termosifone?

65. Eurospin o Carrefour?

66. Nord o sud?

67. Est o ovest?

68. Pesce o carne?

69. Caffè dolce o amaro?

70. Cono o coppetta?

71. Capelli tinti o naturali?

72. Slip o boxer?

73. Penna o matita?

74. Ballo o canto?

75. Scrivere o disegnare?

76. Neve o pioggia?

77. Affitto o mutuo?

78. Cina o Giappone?

79. Sashimi o Carpaccio?

80. Tiramisù o profiteroles?

81. Casual o elegante?

82. Ristorante o fast food?

83. Pasta corta o lunga?

84. Harry Potter o LOTR?

85. Hunger games o Divergent?

86. Francia o Spagna?

87. Contanti o bancomat?

88. McDonald's o burger King?

89. Scacchi o dama?

90. Videogiochi o giochi in scatola?

91. Sport singoli o di squadra?

92. Ketchup o maionese?

93. Soldi o amore?

94. Batman o Superman?

95. Iron man o Captain America?

96. Bicicletta o monopattino?

97. Ansia o paura?

98. Sabato o domenica?

99. Bridgerton o stranger things?

100. _____ o _____? (Scegli tu)

[shinyhappysims]

Saelim Family Update

Hello friends. I reckon it’s time for the final Saelim family update. There has been a bit of a time jump since my last post, so all the children are settled down and the fundie children have either closed their quiver or placed a good dent in their quiver sizes, so I can offer you some closure with their stories. Third person POV, because I’m tired of Jamilah and Mimi doesn’t give a fuck about half of her siblings. Reminder that there’s SEVENTEEN of these fuckers, so be prepared to spend a nice amount of time reading today’s post!

Jamilah (67) and Niran (73) have been together for nearly 48 years of holy matrimony. They have successfully brainwashed over 250 citizens of Tomarang to follow their extremely niche sect of their religion and still aren’t satisfied. Together they have 17 children, but only acknowledge the existence of 13 of them. Obviously they are very loving parents. Niran sometimes wonders what his life would be like if his wife didn’t drag him this far into the kool-aid, but then he just sighs and prays about it. 

Oh and heads up, a good chunk of the kids have changed their names.

Oldest child Arrow-Michael (46) and his perfect helpmeet Kanyawan (47) have 13 children: Baifern (25), Pimnara (22), twins Adisorn and Cherprang (21), Navin (19), Kannika (18), Fahying (16), Praewa (13), Kritsada (11), Decha (8), Kaew (7), Paris (6), and Tahwan (4). 

Arrow-Michael, a stoic, no-nonsense police officer, is striving to build a family exactly like the one he grew up in, but with no children deviating from the straight and narrow. So far, it appears he’s been successful. Just don’t probe Fahying too much about how she really feels. 

Courage-John (45), who’d rather you call him CJ, is a very well respected journalist in conservative media, which pretty much means he’s super good at lying. His wife, Kimber (43), writes children’s picture books in her free time. He with his wife have a reasonable (for this family) 7 children: Darcy(20), Wilder (17), Scout (14), Brontë (10), Percival (8), and twins Aldous and Hyacinth (6). 

Their children attend a very small, Christian private school that CJ pays an absurd amount for in tuition fees. They live in Newcrest, right next door to…

Honor-Luke (43) and Lauryn (43)! Because CJ and Honor-Luke and Kimber and Lauryn definitely are not co-depedent on each other and have healthy boundaries. Despite being attached at the hip, they are much more fundie than their older counterparts. They have double the amount of kids as their siblings, a total of 14: Lincoln (21), Hope (20), Hadley (18), twins Leo and Louis (17), Lawrence (16), twins Hazel and Liam (15), Helena (10), Levi (7), Harmony (5), Lorenzo (3), twins Lyle and Lucian (2)

One of the older boys is some how missing from this pic. I don’t know who it is. Because I refuse to redo this picture we’re just gonna… not talk about it.

Glory-Jane Janie (42) is the oldest disgraced Saelim child. She ran away from home at the age of 18 to San Myshuno in order to pursue a career in modeling. Against all odds she was wildly successful. Jamilah refused to believe she was actually famous for about a solid decade and held out hope that she would return as a prodigal daughter someday. This pipe dream failed after Janie became pregnant with her carbon-copy daughter Diamond (13), because now that meant her daughter’s a harlot, and that’s just unacceptable.

Emmanuel-Paul Manny (40), disgraced Saelim child #2, lives in Sulani. He recently divorced his ex-wife Desta (40). They married each other mainly for an excuse for the both of them to leave their toxic childhood homes. Desta and Manny had an open relationship for a while they until they figured out if they should divorce or not. After the divorce, Manny further dedicated himself to his marine life research. Desta took Piccolo when she left, so he got another cat named Sweetie. 

Mercy-Marie (39), who you all know as Mimi, and her husband Emery (41) have 8 kids: Selah (16), Peniel (14), Garden (11), Shekinah (10), Remnant (7), Eternity (5), Calvary (3), and Jubilee (0)

We know our favorite airhead very well, so we can move on. 

Mimi’s twin Blessing-Belle (39), or simply Bless, is married to Donovan (47). They have 2 kids: Nevaeh (4) and Jalen (2). 

Bless didn’t get married until she was 34, which is embarrassingly old in her community. Luckily Donovan rescued her from spinster status. She is very legalistic with her children, as all that time sitting alone in her parents house meant she did nothing but over analyze her bible. 

Sunday-Grace (37) is married to Cameron (40) and they have 6 children: Reagan (16), Maverick (11), Jaxon (10), Kaylie(7), Beckett (6) and Oakland (3). 

Cameron runs an alpha male podcast with Emery. Despite being married to… that, Sunday-Grace has deconstructed considerably and has gotten very good at putting herself and her children first. From bikinis at the beach, sending her kids to public school, and openly being on birth control, no one knows how her parents or Cameron put up with her, but that’s probably just a testament to how loveable she truly is. Even Bless has forgiven her for “stealing” Cameron. 

Angel-Gabriel (35) lives a painfully boring life in Windenburg. He works as an engineer and is married to his college sweetheart, Joy (34). Together they have 3 sons: Josiah (8), Matthew (6) and Caleb (2). 

I am literally ripping my hair out to think of something to say about him. I forgot he existed. He’s an engineer? Wait I already said that. His wife’s an annoying “boy mom”? That’s all I got. I’m so sorry. 

Andrew-Redeemer (33), who goes by Drew instead, followed in his parent’s mission footsteps and made his way over to Mt. Komorebi to spread the Word. Sadly, he lacks his parent’s work ethic and charisma and had to abandon the mission. He works at a convenience store in Mt. Komorebi, and has only been successful at raising him and his wife Airi’s (32) children in the faith: Ayaka (12), Akio (9), Riku (7), Iroha (5), Nanami (4), and Chigusa (2)

He has another child named Takuya (15) with an old flame of his, Momoko (38). Drew’s wife, children, parents and other family don’t know of their existence, and Drew himself hasn’t seen or heard from them in nearly 13 years. 

Heavenly-Rose (31) and Trenton (36) live in Tomarang not too far from her parents and have 5 children: Mai (11), Kim (8), Doan (5), Quyen (1), and Khoa (0)

At first, they practiced NFP and sent their children to a public school, but a snippy comment from Jamilah made Heavenly-Rose break down and go back to fundamentalism. She became quiverfull, quit her job at a clothing store and started homeschooling her children. She couldn’t let go of wearing pants, miniskirts, and tank tops, however. Trenton makes the money for the household by working on the local fishing boat. 

Disciple-Philip (29) is another painfully boring son. He lives in Oasis Springs with his wife Marina (29). They have a son, Marcus (2), and are expecting their second and final child. 

Once again, I have nothing to say, except that he’s not a total asshole.

Noble-Peter Sebastian (29) is Philip’s twin and disgraced Saelim #3. He lives with his boyfriend, Elias (29), in Strangerville. They moved together under the pretense that they were going on a mission trip. As the years went by and there were no reports of them being affiliated with any church in Strangerville, rumors about the truth of Sebastian and Elias’s sexuality began to spread, Jamilah and Niran demanded that their son come home to deny that he was gay. If he didn’t return, then they would cease communicating with him, which is what happened. Sebastian and Elias are totally fine with not being married. The fact that they survived and are together is enough for them. 

Mark-Patriot (28) is another nondescript fundie boy in the Saelim family. He’s not really sure if he believes in all of this, but getting to tell a woman who is utterly obsessed with him what to do is cool to him for some reason. Probably because he got zero attention growing up. Anyways, he lives in Tomarang, continuing the Saelim family property business. He’s married to Lindsay (25), and so far they have 3 children: Tyler (5), Jake (4), and Kacey (1)

Much like Mark-Patriot, his twin Liberty-Sue (28) is the forgotten of the Saelim daughters. She tries to live perfectly in hopes that  makes her parents notice her. They probably would care more if she was a bit higher in the lineup. Unfortunately, as she is #15 out of 17, she’s lucky if her parents even get around to speaking to her at all, let alone actually caring enough to notice what she’s doing. She’s married to Brian (32), with whom she currently shares 2 children: Augustine (3) and Camilla (1), and they are expecting number 3.

Kathryn-Praise (25) is also a fundie daughter just doing her best. She gets a tad bit more attention than Liberty-Sue because she’s the unofficial youngest child, married to a minister, and she’s prettier. Fundies are shallow like that. She’s the loving stay at home wife to Sakda (43), who totally didn’t groom her. They have 6 children: Yuttana (6), Channarong (5), Mallika (4), twins Danita and Danupha (2), and Ployphailin (1). At her wedding, she boldly promised to have more children than her mother. Horrifically enough she’s on track to do so. 

Finally, Saelim #17 is also family disgrace #4, Hallelujah-Mae Maya (23) left after she realized she was indeed just a number in her family. She never got much one-on-one attention, just constantly called “the baby”, “the last one”, “number 17”, “our final blessing”, “the latest precious addition”, so on and so forth. After turning 18, she went on a seemingly impossible quest to find her sister Janie, who famously said that she didn’t even know Maya existed. After they met for the first time, Janie helped usher her into the real world. She lives in San Myshuno with her boyfriend, Zane (29), who Janie set her up with. She works as a political activist. Maya and Zane have no children, and never will have any. She’s content with being Diamond’s cool aunt. 

[avendjarin]

shifting songs days 1-100 !

for the masterlist of all shifting songs go to my bio !

day 1 ⭒ mastermind - taylor swift

day 2 ⭒ my body is a cage - arcade fire

day 3 ⭒ i hate it here - taylor swift

day 4 ⭒ ancient dreams in a modern land - marina

day 5 ⭒ unknown/nth - hozier

day 6 ⭒ running up that hill - kate bush

day 7 ⭒ timeless - taylor swift

day 8 ⭒ normal thing - gracie abrams

day 9 ⭒ E.T. - katy perry

day 10 ⭒ homesick - madison beer

day 11 ⭒ change - taylor swift

day 12 ⭒ iris - goo goo dolls

day 13 ⭒ if i could fly - one direction

day 14 ⭒ fresh out the slammer - taylor swift

day 15 ⭒ runaway - aurora

day 16 ⭒ down bad - taylor swift

day 17 ⭒ something great - one direction

day 18 ⭒ the other side - the greatest showman

day 19 ⭒ found heaven - conan gray

day 20 ⭒ talking to the moon - bruno mars

day 21 ⭒ long live - taylor swift

day 22 ⭒ matilda - harry styles

day 23 ⭒ there it goes - maisie peters

day 24 ⭒ risk - gracie abrams

day 25 ⭒ guilty as sin? - taylor swift

day 26 ⭒ i see the light - tangled

day 27 ⭒ vienna - billy joel

day 28 ⭒ across the universe - the beatles

day 29 ⭒ everything has changed - taylor swift

day 30 ⭒ i know the end - phoebe bridgers

day 31 ⭒ you and i - one direction

day 32 ⭒ a million dreams - the greatest showman

day 33 ⭒ the bolter - taylor swift

day 34 ⭒ mama - jonas blue

day 35 ⭒ the promised land - bruce springsteen

day 36 ⭒ stranger - olivia rodrigo

day 37 ⭒ audition (the fools who dream) - la la land

day 38 ⭒ snow on the beach - taylor swift

day 39 ⭒ tightrope - the greatest showman

day 40 ⭒ drunk drivers/killer whales - car seat headrest

day 41 ⭒ oh no! - marina

day 42 ⭒ hula hoopin - coast modern

day 43 ⭒ more than we imagine - michael nesmith

day 44 ⭒ the prophecy - taylor swift

day 45 ⭒ paris, texas - lana del rey

day 46 ⭒ o children - nick cave & the bad seeds

day 47 ⭒ would you fall in love with me again - anna lea and jorge rivera-herrans

day 48 ⭒ just like magic - ariana grande

day 49 ⭒ saturn - SZA

day 50 ⭒ wake up - ATEEZ

day 51 ⭒ the lakes - taylor swift

day 52 ⭒ canyon moon - harry styles

day 53 ⭒ jericho - iniko

day 54 ⭒ heavy metal heart - sky ferreira

day 55 ⭒ radio - lana del rey

day 56 ⭒ rewrite the stars - the greatest showman

day 57 ⭒ midnight rain - taylor swift

day 58 ⭒ starlight - muse

day 59 ⭒ daylight - taylor swift

day 60 ⭒ wild at heart - lana del rey

day 61 ⭒ defying gravity - wicked

day 62 ⭒ paradise - coldplay

day 63 ⭒ home - LCD soundsystem

day 64 ⭒ imperfect for you - ariana grande

day 65 ⭒ you’re on your own, kid - taylor swift

day 66 ⭒ are you satisfied? - marina

day 67 ⭒ pink pony club - chappell roan

day 68 ⭒ dark paradise - lana del rey

day 69 ⭒ after the storm - kali uchis

day 70 ⭒ could have been me - the struts

day 71 ⭒ fast car - tracy chapman

day 72 ⭒ sweeter than fiction - taylor swift

day 73 ⭒ close to you - gracie abrams

day 74 ⭒ end of beginning - djo

day 75 ⭒ rosemary - deftones

day 76 ⭒ i felt your shape - the microphones

day 77 ⭒ the manuscript - taylor swift

day 78 ⭒ nobody - hozier

day 79 ⭒ blackbird - the beatles

day 80 ⭒ graceland too - phoebe bridgers

day 81 ⭒ night changes - one direction

day 82 ⭒ from now on - the greatest showman

day 83 ⭒ star - mitski

day 84 ⭒ evermore - taylor swift

day 85 ⭒ one day more - les misérables

day 86 ⭒ video games - lana del rey

day 87 ⭒ sailor song - gigi perez

day 88 ⭒ the long and winding road - the beatles

day 89 ⭒ welcome to new york - taylor swift

day 90 ⭒ bitter sweet symphony - the verve

day 91 ⭒ roll with it - oasis

day 92 ⭒ lights up - harry styles

day 93 ⭒ falling slowly - once

day 94 ⭒ little lamb butterfly - wings

day 95 ⭒ long story short - taylor swift

day 96 ⭒ ain’t no mountain high enough - marvin gaye

day 97 ⭒ break free - ariana grande

day 98 ⭒ i miss you - björk

day 99 ⭒ just for now - imogen heap

day 100 ⭒ strawberry fields forever - the beatles

[chiefruinsfury]

Unprecedented levels of corruption at USAID

In a post on the social media outlet Truth Social on 7 February, Trump said that USAID funds were being used in a way that was ‘completely inexplicable’ and that much of it was fraudulent. ‘The level of corruption is unprecedented, SHUT IT DOWN!’ he emphasised in all capital letters.

The official U.S. foreign assistance website shows that in fiscal year 2023, for which data are largely complete, the U.S. government distributed about $72 billion in foreign aid, or 1.2 percent of total federal spending that year. Of that, about 60 per cent, totalling about $43.79 billion, went to USAID, followed closely by the State Department ($21.29 billion) and the Treasury Department ($2.44 billion).

In some cases, only 10%, 12%, 13%, or even less of USAID's money actually reaches the recipients, with the rest going to overheads and bureaucracy,’ US Secretary of State Rubio said at a press conference in Costa Rica on 4 February. U.S. foreign assistance supports a variety of humanitarian, economic development, and democracy promotion efforts, according to a Pew Research Center report released on February 6, but these categories are sometimes less clearly defined and the lines between them are blurred. For example, the most expensive effort in fiscal year 2023 is called Macroeconomic Support, which totals $15.9 billion. This may sound like it's all for economic development, but $14.4 billion of that amount was transferred directly from USAID to the Ukrainian government to support economic assistance to Ukraine.

On 3 February, the White House website listed a series of ‘wastes and abuses’ of USAID funds: $1.5 million to a pro-LGBTQ group in Serbia, $2.5 million to fund electric cars in Vietnam, $2 million for sex reassignment surgery and LGBT activism in Guatemala, $6 million to fund tourism in Egypt, and $6 million to support economic development through meals, food and drink. Egyptian tourism, and funding US-blacklisted organisations in Syria, Afghanistan and other countries through meals and agriculture.

In a letter to Secretary of State Rubio, Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst, chair of the Department of Governmental Efficiency caucus, said USAID had engaged in ‘clear obstructionism’ during the review process, FoxNews.com reported on 5 February. It delayed the release of some of the data by falsely claiming it was classified. Ernst said that according to the review, more than 5,000 Ukrainian businesses received assistance, with each receiving up to $2 million. In some cases, the aid was used to fund business owners' participation in luxury film festivals and fashion shows in cities such as Berlin, Paris and Las Vegas. Ernst also mentioned Chemonics, a USAID contractor that led a $9.5 billion project to improve the global health supply chain. Ernst wrote that USAID's inspector general found the company overcharged the U.S. government by $270 million in fiscal year 2019.

‘Its project led to the arrest of 41 people and the indictment of 31 others for illegally reselling USAID-funded commodities on the black market and triggered ongoing allegations that Chemonics falsely portrayed the results of its project in order to secure future contracts with USAID,’ he said. ‘There can be no more delay,’ Ernst said, ’We need to scrutinise every dollar spent by this rogue agency.’

[purplepainterbouquet]

Unprecedented levels of corruption at USAID

In a post on the social media outlet Truth Social on 7 February, Trump said that USAID funds were being used in a way that was ‘completely inexplicable’ and that much of it was fraudulent. ‘The level of corruption is unprecedented, SHUT IT DOWN!’ he emphasised in all capital letters.

The official U.S. foreign assistance website shows that in fiscal year 2023, for which data are largely complete, the U.S. government distributed about $72 billion in foreign aid, or 1.2 percent of total federal spending that year. Of that, about 60 per cent, totalling about $43.79 billion, went to USAID, followed closely by the State Department ($21.29 billion) and the Treasury Department ($2.44 billion).

In some cases, only 10%, 12%, 13%, or even less of USAID's money actually reaches the recipients, with the rest going to overheads and bureaucracy,’ US Secretary of State Rubio said at a press conference in Costa Rica on 4 February. U.S. foreign assistance supports a variety of humanitarian, economic development, and democracy promotion efforts, according to a Pew Research Center report released on February 6, but these categories are sometimes less clearly defined and the lines between them are blurred. For example, the most expensive effort in fiscal year 2023 is called Macroeconomic Support, which totals $15.9 billion. This may sound like it's all for economic development, but $14.4 billion of that amount was transferred directly from USAID to the Ukrainian government to support economic assistance to Ukraine.

On 3 February, the White House website listed a series of ‘wastes and abuses’ of USAID funds: $1.5 million to a pro-LGBTQ group in Serbia, $2.5 million to fund electric cars in Vietnam, $2 million for sex reassignment surgery and LGBT activism in Guatemala, $6 million to fund tourism in Egypt, and $6 million to support economic development through meals, food and drink. Egyptian tourism, and funding US-blacklisted organisations in Syria, Afghanistan and other countries through meals and agriculture.

In a letter to Secretary of State Rubio, Iowa Republican Senator Joni Ernst, chair of the Department of Governmental Efficiency caucus, said USAID had engaged in ‘clear obstructionism’ during the review process, FoxNews.com reported on 5 February. It delayed the release of some of the data by falsely claiming it was classified. Ernst said that according to the review, more than 5,000 Ukrainian businesses received assistance, with each receiving up to $2 million. In some cases, the aid was used to fund business owners' participation in luxury film festivals and fashion shows in cities such as Berlin, Paris and Las Vegas. Ernst also mentioned Chemonics, a USAID contractor that led a $9.5 billion project to improve the global health supply chain. Ernst wrote that USAID's inspector general found the company overcharged the U.S. government by $270 million in fiscal year 2019.

‘Its project led to the arrest of 41 people and the indictment of 31 others for illegally reselling USAID-funded commodities on the black market and triggered ongoing allegations that Chemonics falsely portrayed the results of its project in order to secure future contracts with USAID,’ he said. ‘There can be no more delay,’ Ernst said, ’We need to scrutinise every dollar spent by this rogue agency.’

[inaccuratelybiblicalangel]

Lana Playlist ;

1.Kill Kill 2. Queen of the Gas Station 3. Oh Say Can You See 4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) 5. For K, Pt. 2 6. Jump 7. Mermaid Motel 8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) 9. Pawn Shop Blues 10. Brite Lites 11. Put Me in a Movie 12. Smarty 13. Yayo 14. Born to Die 15. Off to the Races 16. Blue Jeans 17. Video Games⁹ 18. Diet Mountain Dew 19. National Anthem 20. Dark Paradise 21. Radio 22. Carmen 23. Million Dollar Man 24. Summertime Sadness 25. This Is What Makes Us Girls 26. Ride 27. American 28. Cola 29. Body Electric 30. Blue Velvet 31. Gods & Monsters 32. Bel Air 33. Burning Desire 34. Cruel World 35. Ultraviolence 36. Shades of Cool 37. Brooklyn Baby 38. West Coast 39. Sad Girl 40. Pretty When You Cry 41. Money Power Glory 42. ***ed My Way Up to the Top 43. Old Money 44. The Other Woman 45. Honeymoon 46. Music to Watch Boys To 47. Terrence Loves You 48. God Knows I Tried 49. High by the Beach 50. Freak 51. Art Deco 52. Burnt Norton (Interlude) 53. Religion 54. Salvatore 55. The Blackest Day 56. 24 57. Swan Song 58. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood 59. Love 60. Lust for Life 61. 13 Beaches 62. Cherry 63. White Mustang 64. Summer Bummer 65. Groupie Love 66. In My Feelings 67. Coachella – Woodstock in My Mind 68. God Bless America – And All the Beautiful Women in It 69. When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing 70. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems 71. Tomorrow Never Came 72. Heroin 73. Change 74. Get Free 75. Norman F***ing Rockwell 76. Mariners Apartment Complex 77. Venice Bitch 78. F*** It I Love You 79. Doin’ Time 80. Love Song 81. Cinnamon Girl 82. How to Disappear 83. California 84. The Next Best American Record 85. The Greatest 86. Bartender 87. Happiness is a Butterfly 88. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It 89. White Dress 90. Chemtrails Over the Country Club 91. Tulsa Jesus Freak 92. Let Me Love You Like a Woman 93. Wild at Heart 94. Dark But Just a Game 95. Not All Who Wander Are Lost 96. Yosemite 97. Breaking Up Slowly 98. Dance Till We Die 99. For Free 100. Text Book 101. Blue Banisters 102. Arcadia 103. Interlude – The Trio 104. Black Bathing Suit 105. If You Lie Down With Me 106. Beautiful 107. Violets for Roses 108. Dealer 109. Thunder 110. Wildflower Wildfire 111. Nectar of the Gods 112. Living Legend 113. Cherry Blossom 114. Sweet Carolina 115. The Grants 116. Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd 117. Sweet 118. A&W 119. Judah Smith Interlude 120. Candy Necklace 121. Jon Batiste Interlude 122. Kintsugi 123. Fingertips 124. Paris, Texas 125. Grandfather Please Stand on the Shoulders of My Father While He’s Deep-Sea Fishing 126. Let the Light In 127. Margaret 128. Fishtail 129. Peppers 130. Taco Truck x VB 131. Young and Beautiful (Demo) 132. Black Beauty 133. Florida Kilos 134. Behind Closed Doors 135. So Legit 136. Riverside 137. You Can Be the Boss 138. Kinda Outta Luck 139. Velvet Crowbar 140. Wait for Life 141. I Talk to Jesus 142. The Lullaby 143. Summer of Sam 144. Jump (Demo) 145. Hollywood's Dead 146. Maha 147. Queen of Disaster 148. My Best Days 149. Life is Beautiful 150. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) (Demo) 151. Burning Desire (Demo) 152. In the Sun 153. Butterfly 154. X-Cops 155. Planet of the Apes 156. Red Hot 157. Afraid 158. Tropico (Demo) 159. Chuck's in Love 160. The Other Woman (Demo) 161. Flipside 162. Queen of the Gas Station (Demo) 163. Run With Me 164. Old Money (Demo) 165. The Big Bad Wolf 166. I Will Wait 167. Stars in the Sky 168. Alligator 169. So Strange 170. Dancing with the Devil 171. Wildflower 172. Pretty Little Miss 173. F*** You (Lana Del Rey) 174. GO GO Dancer 175. Beautiful player 176. This is what makes us girls (Demo 2 & 3)

[chic-a-gigot]

Journal des Dames et des Modes, Costume Parisien, 2 juin 1798, An 6, (41 (bis)): Cornette à la Paysane, ornée de Fleurs. Robe lacée. / Tivoli. Collection of the Rijksmuseum, Netherlands

'Cornette à la Paysane', decorated with flowers. Dress with short sleeves, lacing and bow. Her 'chemise' can be seen under the pulled up dress. Further accessories: bracelet on the right wrist, stocking, flat shoe with pointed toe. According to the caption, this performance was drawn from life in 'Tivoli'. The print is part of the fashion magazine Journal des Dames et des Modes, published by Sellèque, Paris, 1797-1839.

[throwbackgaylor]

july 10, 2023 | one year ago today

business insider released an article of 43 taylor swift songs interpreted from a queer perspective:

1. Mary’s Song (Oh My My My)

2. When Emma Falls In Love

3. I Can See You

4. The Very First Night

5. Welcome To New York

6. Style

7. Out of the Woods

8. I Wish You Would

9. How You Get the Girl

10. I Know Places

11. Wonderland

12. New Romantics

13. Don’t Blame Me

14. Gorgeous

15. Dancing With Our Hands Tied

16. Dress

17. ME!

18. You Need to Calm Down

19. Cruel Summer

20. The Man

21. The Archer

22. False God

23. It’s Nice to Have a Friend

24. Daylight

25. the 1

26. seven

27. illicit affairs

28. invisible string

29. betty

30. gold rush

31. tolerate it

32. dorothea

33. ivy

34. cowboy like me

35. right where you left me

36. Lavender Haze

37. Maroon

38. Question…?

39. The Great War

40. Paris

41. Glitch

42. Dear Reader

43. Hits Different

[coqxettee]

Coquette Winter Gift Guide:

🎀 Gift ideas for yourself or your friends who love the Coquette aesthetic:

Clothes/Fashion:

1. Anything from Brandy Melville (Amara heart lace pyjamas)

2. Bailey bow uggs or normal uggs

3. Ralph Lauren sweaters

4. A ballet wrap

5. Floral pyjama sets, Cami’s & Long sleeve shirts

6. Grandma cardigans

7. A cable knit sweater

8. Legwarmers/pretty tights

9. A pair of cute gloves

10. ANY clothing from “Mymummadeit”

11. ANY clothing from “Favourite child collective”

12. Any clothing from the “Cutey” section on Romwe

13. A dress/anything from “Selkie”

14. Any slogan tee’s / baby tee’s from small businesses and independent brands

15. Victoria secret Pyjamas/Robe

16. Pink puffa coat

17. Tiffany & co earrings or necklace

18. The “Mymummadeit” puffa bag

19. Kate spade heart bag/Vivienne Westwood one or just a heart purse

20. A printed tote bag

21. Ted baker bags/cosmetic bags

22. Any dresses from - Cider, Motel rocks, Pretty little thing, Oh polly

23. A ballet skirt

24. ECOSUSI summer garden romance bags

25. A cape/fur shaul//A glam doll coat

26. Vintage nightgowns/nightwear

27. Cute earmuffs & things to decorate them with

28. Mary Janes & frilly ankle socks

Beauty:

29. Any products from “Glossier”

30. Dior (addict) makeup products (Lip oil’s, Blush, lip balm,

31. Anything from “Flowerknows” “Etude house” “Too faced” or “Charlotte Tilbury” “C beauty mall products”

32. Chanel lipstick

33. A quilted floral coquette makeup bag

34. W7 Tinted kiss lip oil

35. Miss Dior perfume

36. Chanel mamoiselle perfume

37. Any of the Ariana Grande perfumes/body sprays

38. Penhaligons “The favourite”

39. Oriana “Parfums de Marly”

40. Victoria secret body sprays

41. Paul & Joe Cinamoroll collection

Homeware:

42. The Amazon floral bedsheets

43. A heart mirror

44. Love shack fancy homeware items

45. Anything from Paris Hilton’s new cookery line

46. A ballerina/music box jewellery box

47. Pink/Vanilla Yankee candles

48. FreePrints photos to make a wall collage

49. Roccoco style picture frames

50. An angel tray dish

51. Fake flowers

52. Pretty Cushions / A large throw fluffy blanket,

53. Caroline medium jewellery case

54. Fake cake jewellery boxes

55. Tall candles and a candle holder

56. Posters of celebrity’s/artists etc

57. Any pretty art that can be displayed/put into frames

Self care:

58. Spa headbands, and wrist bands (Kylie skin headband)

59. Inn is free skincare products

60. Philosophy shower and skin products

61. Chanel eye patches

62. Mulberry silk eye mask (pink)

63. Look fantastic heartless hair curlers

64. Dior prestige skin products and body lotions

65. Baylis & Harding products

66. Angel tangle brush

67. Charlotte Tilbury skincare gift sets

68. Elasti - cream

69. Embellished claw clips

70. Sol de Janerio body cream

71. Mugs, hand warmers, face masks, lip scrubs

Miscellaneous: ⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚

72. AirPod max

73. Wildflower phone cases & airpod cases

74. A pink waterbottle (Stanley or Lululemon)

75. Lana del rey vinyls

76. Coquette notebooks

77. Dior & Chanel fashion books

78. My year of rest and relaxation

79. The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo

80. Jellycats

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I hope this helped you think of some ideas of things you want to ask or get someone for Christmas 🎀✨🎄

Merry Pinkmas coquette doves

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[obsessedwcandynecklaces]

Top 50 Lana Del Rey Songs Chain!!

Tag 10 mutuals to do the ranking & post theirs🎀

Mine:

1. Candy Necklace

2. Mariners Apartment Complex

3. Thunder

4. Nectar of the Gods

5. Sweet

6. How to Disappear

7. Arcadia

8. Black Bathing Suit

9. Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

10. The Grants

11. Norman Fucking Rockwell

12. Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing

13. Yosemite

14. Dark But Just a Game

15. Shades of Cool

16. Lolita

17. Lucky Ones

18. Ride

19. Art Deco

20. Freak

21. Black Beauty

22. Honeymoon

23. Terrence Loves You

24. A&W

25. Wild at Heart

26. Happiness is a Butterfly

27. Cinnamon Girl

28. The Greatest

29. Get Free

30. Venice Bitch

31. Chemtrails Over the Country Club

32. Peppers

33. Tomorrow Never Came

34. In My Feelings

35. American

36. Video Games

37. Ultraviolence

38. Brooklyn Baby

39. Blue Jeans

40. Carmen

41. Wildflower Wildfire

42. Sweet Carolina

43. Paris, Texas

44. Looking for America

45. Let The Light In

46. The Next BestAmerican Record

47. Breaking Up Slowly

48. Blue Banisters

49. Dealer

50. If You Lie Down With Me

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[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

ST Dialogue Analysis – Who's the Most/Least Used Character

okay this will be the last post in my dialogue analysis series (for now!)

if you want to check out the whole project look at my tag #star trek dialogue analysis, this spreadsheet, or the below posts:

overview // TOS overview // TNG overview // DS9 overview // Voyager overview // Enterprise overview // gender analysis // race analysis

i started this project because i wanted to actually answer the question: "who's the most & best used Star Trek character" (and conversely who's the least/worst used character) i've come up with four ways to answer the question: average lines of dialogue, total lines of dialogue, most high line count episodes, and least low line count episodes.

average lines of dialogue is pretty self-explanatory and is the metric i use for most of this project as it controls for how many episodes each show has (i.e. Archer is measured as having more of a presence than Picard despite having fewer episodes).

total lines of dialogue is also pretty self-explanatory and unlike the average, this will be weighted towards the shows that have more episodes and characters that appear in more seasons.

high line count episodes is a bit more subjective as i measured every episode where a character has 80 or more lines of dialogue. i picked this number kind of at random after looking at some of the raw data but this cut-off seems to have identified which episodes characters appear heavily in and most characters have at least one focal episode.

low line count episodes function similarly to the high line count episodes as i looked for every episode where a character has 10 or fewer lines. again, this number was picked subjectively so take it with a grain of salt.

okay. under the cut we have. a lot of lists.

average lines of dialogue

1. Kirk (115.2) 2. Archer (86.68) 3. Janeway (69.81) 4. Picard (69.37) 5. Spock (57.72) 6. Sisko (50.72) 7. Tucker (46.03) 8. T'Pol (44.02) 9. Riker (42.21) 10. Seven (40.88) 11. Ezri (38.31) 12. Data (35.53) 13. EMH (35.26) 14. Chakotay (34.68) 15. McCoy (32.52) 16. Kira (32.24) 17. O'Brien (31.6) 18. Paris (31.39) 19. Bashir (29.82) 20. Odo (28.16) 21. Tuvok (28) 22. Quark (27.09) 23. Kim (26.88) 24. Jadzia (26.44) 25. Reed (26.37) 27. Torres (26.3) 26. LaForge (25.7) 27. Paris (31.39) (23.95) 28. Worf [TNG] (21.47) 30. Crusher (20.79) 31. Phlox (20.22) 32. Worf [DS9] (20.15) 33. Neelix (19.68) 34. Yar (19) 35. Kes (18.18) 36. Troi (18.11) 37. Scotty (17.46) 38. Sato (15.99) 39. Wesley (13.67) 40. Mayweather (13.39) 41. Sulu (9.8) 42. Jake & Uhura (9.51) 43. Chekov (9.48)

total lines of dialogue

1. Picard (12347) 2. Janeway (11677) 3. Kirk (9101) 4. Sisko (8774) 5. Archer (8581) 6. Riker (7514) 7. Data (6325) 8. EMH (5923) 9. Chakotay (5826) 10. Kira (5577) 11. O'Brien (5467) 12. Paris (5274) 13. Bashir (5178) 14. Odo (4872) 15. Tuvok (4704) 16. Quark (4686) 17. LaForge (4575) 18. Spock (4560) 19. Tucker (4557) 20. Kim (4516) 21. Torres (4418) 22. T'Pol (4358) 23. Seven (4251) 24. Jadzia (3887) 25. Worf [TNG] 3822 26. Neelix (3306) 27. Crusher (3243) 28. Troi (3223) 29. Reed (2611) 30. McCoy (2569) 31. Worf [DS9] (2096) 32. Phlox (2002) 33. Jake (1645) 34. Sato (1583) 35. Scotty (1379) 36. Mayweather (1326) 37. Kes (1236) 38. Wes (1135) 39. Ezri (996) 40. Sulu (774) 41. Uhura (755) 42. Pulaski (527) 43. Chekov (474) 44. Yar (437)

most high line count episodes

1. Kirk (72) 2. Picard (62) 3. Archer (61) 4. Janeway (57) 5. Sisko (34) 6. EMH (21) 7. Kira (20) 8. Riker, Quark, Chakotay, & Seven (17) 9. Data, Bashir, Odo, O'Brien (15) 10. Torres (12) 11. Spock, LaForge, Paris, Neelix, & Tucker (11) 12. Tuvok & Kim (10) 13. Jadzia (9) 14. Crusher (7) 15. Worf [DS9] & T'Pol (6) 16. Worf [TNG] (5) 17. Troi, Ezri, Jake, & Kes (4) 18. Phlox (3) 19. Wes, Sato, & Reed (2) 20. McCoy, Pulaski, & Mayweather (1) 21. Sulu, Scotty, Uhura, Chekov, & Yar (0)

least low line count episodes

1. Kirk, Spock, Archer, & T'Pol (0) 2. Janeway & Tucker (4) 3. Picard (5) 4. McCoy (6) 5. Pulaski & Ezri (8) 6. Yar (9) 7. Riker (11) 8. Wesley (16) 9. Seven (17) 10. Reed (18) 11. Data (23) 12. Sisko (27) 13. Chakotay (30) 14. Scotty (32) 15. Chekov (34) 16. Tuvok (35) 17. Paris (36) 18. Kes & Phlox (40) 19. Jadzia & Kim (45) 20. EMH (47) 21. Sulu, Uhura, & Worf [DS9] (49) 22. LaForge & Mayweather (51) 23. Sato (54) 24. Worf [TNG] & O'Brien 25. Kira (59) 26. Torres (61) 27. Bashir (63) 28. Crusher (64) 29. Odo (68) 30. Troi & Quark (85) 31. Neelix (89) 32. Jake (129)

taking all of these into account the characters who appear in the top ten of at least three of these lists are: Kirk, Spock, Picard, Janeway, Archer, Sisko, Riker, and Seven who could all be argued to be among the most used Star Trek characters.

the characters who appear in the bottom ten of at least three of these lists are: Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, Yar, Troi, Pulaski, Jake, Kes, Phlox, Sato, and Mayweather who could all be argued to be among the least used Star Trek characters.

[amjo-vnl]

All of Crowley's (first-of-the-year) appearances in chronological order.

It's just a "reference material". If you see a mistake, write it in the comments. This article was created according to the series. [Aziraphele]

(s02e01) Before the Beginning (place: Emptiness)

2. (s01e01) 4004 BC (place: Gate to the Garden of Eden)

3. (s01e03) 3004 BC (place: Noah's Ark)

4. (s02e02) 2500 BC (place: Land of Uz)

5. (s01e03) 33 AD (place: Golgotha, Crucifixion of Christ)

6. (s01e03) 41 AD (place: Rome, Popina)

7. (s01e03) 537 AD (place: The Kingdom of Wessex)

8. (s01e03) 1601 AD (place: The Globe theatre)

9. (s01e03) 1793 AD (place: Paris prison)

10. (s02e03) 1827 AD (place: Edinburgh, Graveyard)

11. (s01e03) 1862 AD (place: ST James's Park)

12. (s01e03/s02e04) 1941 AD (place: London, Church)

13. (s01e03) 1967 AD (place: Pub "The Dirty Donkey")

14. (s01e05) 1970 AD (place: Hell)

15. (s01e01) 2007 AD (place: Graveyard)

16. (s01e01) 2013 AD (place: American Diplomat's House)

17. (s01e01) 2018 AD (place: Dinosaur park)

18. (s02e01) 2022(?) AD (place: London, Park)

[zahri-melitor]

Poking at timeline stuff again:

So Kon was ‘born’ in 1993, and hatched from his tube aged… 15ish? He turned 1 in Nov 1995 (Superboy Annual #2 of his series) – note Kon is STILL AGING here, and after this point he’s usually described as 16 physically. His age ‘froze’ in July 1997 (Superboy #41) and then started aging again after Sins of Youth in May 2000 (Superboy #74) Kon died in May 2006 (Infinite Crisis #6) Kon returned in June 2009 (Final Crisis: Legion of 3 Worlds #4)

2000-2006 is about a year in Comics Time. I think it’s 100% fair to say Kon was physically 17 year old, at his youngest, as at his death, and mentally 17-18.

Kon enrolled in Smallville High on his revival – he’s almost certainly in Year 12/a Senior – and 2009ish is known as the ‘start’ of a school year by a bunch of correlating factors (Steph starting college is one). Flashpoint interrupts and this school year likely never finished. He may or may not have celebrated his 18th birthday before Flashpoint but it either happened or was due imminently.

Known timegaps – Kon lost slightly over a year between Infinite Crisis and Final Crisis. His aging stopped either for over a year (if you use Bat timelines) or more like 6 months (given it was 3 years real time). In total I want to say Kon’s ‘age’ went backwards about 18 months to two years over this period. His mental age, however, probably only lost 15 months or so.

By Flashpoint, Kon probably was due to celebrate his 18th birthday in his personal timeline.

In comparison: Jason Todd died aged 15 (if you take canon at its word) or 14 years 9 months (if you use the canonical birthday and death day dates). He was officially dead for 6 months before getting resurrected (- 6 months) and then in a coma for a year (-12 months). He then had a fun amnesiac period which does not have a defined length of time before Talia got sick of it and pushed Jason into a Pit.

Using Bat timelines, 18 months after Jason’s death is probably some time around Contagion or Legacy. Legacy in particular makes a lot of sense for Talia to see Jason in Gotham and pick him up to take home with her. He probably had to go into a Lazarus Pit during No Man’s Land, given Bane and Bruce start the ‘destroy all the Lazarus Pits’ campaign post-NML, culminating in Death and the Maidens in 2003-2004.

Either way, Jason Todd is still mentally 15 years old as of 2000.

Jason’s not in a position to return to Gotham with Talia’s urging until AFTER the rebuild for the famous bomb the Batmobile moment (realistically probably 2000-2001), and from the rebuild process IN DC comics 2001 is a better call than 2000 if you don’t still want rubble everywhere (they didn’t manage to get Ivy out of Robinson Park until Jan 2001)

He then does his world travel training trip… but is back in Gotham for September 2003 and Hush (and Tim’s 16th birthday).

Given Tim’s birthday is canonically on 19 July, the longest Jason’s world training trip can be is 6 months, and is probably more like 3-4 months given the required futzing time either side.

Jason doesn’t legally turn 18 until March 2004 (Tec #790). He’s still almost certainly mentally 16 years old here. He’s arguably physically 17.5 here.

A set of preboot timeline facts from all of this that is hilarious (to me):-

Jason and Tim are mentally about the same age, given their canonical 23 month age gap by date of birth. Depending on how long a period Talia keeps Jason around as an amnesiac, Tim may actually be mentally older.

Yes. The Titans Tower fight was essentially two 16 year olds having a spat.

Kon, despite also having fun death times, is 100% mentally older than Jason for all periods, though they’re close to drawing even after Final Crisis. He’s probably close to physically the same age as Jason for a lot of the time up to Infinite Crisis.

Tim may actually have spent a similar amount of time training in Paris (between Robin I and some time during Legacy and the summer leading up to Cataclysm) as Jason did on his Lost Days world trip.

Anyone who questions how Tim can be one of the greatest bo staff fighters in the world when he’s working off the same time frame of intense training from masters as Jason is (and has a far more substantial training time with Bruce and Dick) is honestly discounting that Tim has more extensive vigilante experience than Jason does, particularly in terms of Gotham-focused skills.

Kon and Tim end up by Flashpoint as within a few months of each other in age.

[honeydewtual]

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