#Thathipsteremperor

[isaaccecilbryant]

"RAPPIG!!" He squats down and holds his arms open for the bundle of oinks and cuteness to wander over. Doesn't matter if it's here to cause trouble, Isaac wants to play with it.

[driftingjazzbard]

"Artwork from the emperor, I will treasure it always."

[aslanfrings]

Aslan proceeds to loose his train of thought as he blushes seeing the Emperor let his hair down.

[ariseresound]

*picks Luke up. holds the Luke gently*

“Y--your Maj--Majesty!” Luke wasn’t used to the Emperor doing this to him. He’d seen him treat Guy this way a bit, but he’d never felt a reason to be bothered by it.

[psychic-master-will]

thathipsteremperor said: what if theres a dead body on the floor?

“They’re still dead, and my powers still won’t allow me to communicate with them from beyond the grave.”

[azotas-archived]

thathipsteremperor replied to your post: “ fathers shouldn’t kill their daughters ”

[Would he prefer some bird seeds?]]

That comment fills him with rage.

[lionsheir]

thathipsteremperor replied to your post “*grabs valen by the belt and drags him into the nearest room*”

USE A CONDOM

SHUT UP! AND YES WE’RE USING THEM. BUT DON’T YOU WANT TO BE A GRANDPA AT SOME POINT ANYWAY?

(Not that he wanted to enact this right now, but later down the road maybe if he and Layla were both agreeable.)

[seleniatime]

You’re welcome

[this is absolutely beautiful, thank you for blessing my blog]

[lotterygels]

*picks Guy up and carries him away from the poor machine* Thaaats enough stimulation for you today, young man.

There was a small pout as he looked back at the machine he had been admiring. “Your Majesty, five more minutes?” He wanted to see it move.

[isaaccecilbryant]

thathipsteremperor replied to your post: In Honour of Valentine’s Day, here’s how I hurt my...

those are the eyes of a blood thirsty monster, right there

((Oh I know. I now live in fear of such a ferocious beast XD))

[driftingjazzbard]

"If you don't have your special bedding with all your piggies on it you throw a hissy."

[aslanfrings]

thathipsteremperor

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“Aslan.." He spoke quietly as he entered the general's office - a...”

He shook his head, waiting for Aslan to leave the room. “It’s not your fault, don’t apologize.” he murmured, resting his head on the general’s shoulder, “You’re being overworked...”

Aslan couldn't deny that. He was being overworked as per usual. Running his gloved hand through Peony’s hair, he sighed softly. Wrapping an arm around Peony, he held his love close to him as he proceeded to leave. “First I want to take a shower...with you. After that, we can continue to not leave each other’s sides for a very long time. Sound good?” His usually vibrant golden eyes were now dull with heavy purple bags underneath them. Kissing the Emperor’s head quickly, he whispered into his ear. “I have missed you though. Really.”

@thathipsteremperor​

[ariseresound]

thathipsteremperor replied to your post “Luke! Just thought you'd like to know your boyfriend got soaked by the...”

"DO YOU NEED ANY CONDOMS?" Shut the fuck up, Peony

“NO!”

They had their own, thank you very much.

[psychic-master-will]

thathipsteremperor replied to your post: ((Very late dash commentary about food: Poutine....

ketchup chips as in fries or like Lays> cause both are gross

((Lays.

I love both.))

[azotas-archived]

Genuine question, don't hurt me, but don't those ring strap things get caught on things?

A scoff. “No, they don’t.” Unless someone purposely stepped on them when he wasn’t paying attention. He had pretty good control over his body to avoid it.

[lionsheir]

“...is that supposed to be Lay? You can draw her better than that.”