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mikey's t shirts series (rest in piss all his old wardrobe 🙏): don't google yourself
#10/10 wise advice#my chemical romance#mcr#mcr tumblr#my chemical fucking romance#mikeyway#mikey fuckin way#mikey post#mikey fucking way#mikey way#mcr mikey way#mcr mikey#my chemical mikey#my chem mikey#don't google yourself
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WAIT I WANNA BRING UP ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOW BULLYING IS ADDRESSED IN NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. one thing I really liked about how Max is shown as a bully is his talk with Pete at the Pasqualli's parking lot. When Pete tries to stand up to Max, Max pushes him down and emphasizes that Pete isn't a loser because of his own qualities - rather, Pete is a loser because Max simply said so.
Of course we can attribute this to Max's god complex but I think that this point in particular is less than often really brought up in teen-centered media featuring bullying: that bullying exists not because of nerdy behavior or whatever the fuck, but because bullies will it into being. And to have a BULLY of all people say that out loud - to have the main villain point out the root of their behavior without showing any kind of shame whatsoever - showcases just how much of a menace Max is.
#like max is really fuckin self aware throughout the show#he knows he's the biggest prick alive and he revels in his jackassery#to the point of pointing out the core problem of bullying itself: people are bullied because people are bullies. simple as that#like its a good message to hammer down in the bullying problem of the show while also showing how far gone Max is with his delusion of power#so um yea#oki at this point it's kinda obvious that my favorite character in the show is max jagerman like writing wise#dude's portrayed as an irredeemable literal monster and the show doesnt shy away from the fact that the dude isnt getting any redemption arc#and yet there are nuances to him being overzealous with his power both in life and in the afterlife#SO YEA STARKID DID A GREAT JOB IN WRITING MAX LIKE DAMN#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd spoilers
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“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”
“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”
#txf#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#folie a deux#this episode … this EPISODE!!!!!!#genuinely so indicative of how much they trust each other….#between mulder just . having to rely on scully for the last part of the ep#scully thinking he’s off his fucking rocker and still looking into what he asks her to look into bc she TRUSTS him . bc she LOVES him !!!!#and maybe he’s a little nuts but goddamnit she will at least check it out !! just in case he’s right!!!#AND she lies for him all the time . i mean she always does this whenever he decides to go nuts But specifically in this ep…#looks skinner in the eye and goes . yea man im totally fully with mulder on this . and he’s definitely not being weird and i definitely kno#what’s going on with him#she lies for mulder all the time its soooo…#anyways . drawing wise this drove me nuts i hate drawing mulder . he’s so hard for me to draw#they’re kinda kirie and shuichi coded in the bottom part but . well . why not . might as well be#ALSOOO i chose that quote for the bottom bc . well . does she think he’s crazy? like actually for real?#i feel like every time scully talks about mulder (up to season five at least as thats where im at) its contained in some way?#in her reports . to family . to skinner . to mulder !#i think the only time she’s Really honest is in the confessional but even then…#bc its not like she’s against speaking her mind . i mean generally and situational but for ppl she’s close to she usually isnt#but when it comes to mulder it always feels contained and like she’s making excuses for him (he is always her exception .#llike whenevrr he gets some disease or affliction or whatever she ALWAYS jumps to going ‘but well… sometimes there’s this excuse’ and she#does this w a lot considering shes science focused but w mulder shes always like . well he ISNT crazy because uhhhh .#this hyperspecific scenario that is in no fuckin way the case)#but does she think he’s crazy? does HE think she thinks he’s crazy?#is he asking about this specific case or is he asking in general? over the entirety of the show?#its been five years scully. is he crazy? sick? demented?#has this all been a sick fantasy fueled by mental illness? youre the doctor scully . surely you have the answer?#anyways i dont think she knows . and if that is the case — what does that mean for her?
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Goretober Day 10: Horns
Content Warning: alcohol
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLUFF DOESNT COUNT FOR GORETOBER.
#tw alcohol#i had an idea and drew a page for a gore version but didnt like it story-wise character-wise or art-wise#my art#eddsworld#sketch#ew tom#ew matt#tommatt#kinda. also can be read as platonic#shipsworld#...im not fuckin tagging this goretober it isnt even disturbing in the slightest#crisisgoretober2024
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tired of angst tired of smut i like both but its so oversaturated rn that im like i want smthing else now i want fluff i want silly goofies and i also wanna make the silly goofies but i literally have. -0 ideas screaming and hollering
#jjk x reader#jjk smau#jjk fluff#jjk#jjk x black reader#jjk x y/n#this is a cry for help#im literally struggling to finish my fics and smaus bc i am so fuckin blocked idea wise#pleads. pleads send me messages requests anything#im still fiending over my jjk dungeon au and will also blab abt them if yall want#holding my brainworms out to yall
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its so important to me that ivan hws russia is not just a tall beefy guy but a big tall fat man. he is 6'7 and he is fat and he is majestic. do u understand my vision?
#hws russia#aph russia#so i have never forgotten this guy i saw on the tube once#he was so tall and he had this magnificent belly and he was wearing a waistcoat and suit with a fucking watch chain#he looked so elegant and gorgeous ive never forgotten him#also this guy i went to uni w who was likewise super tall and also fat and his presence his fuckin physical presence was phenomenal#i hope u understand anyway thats ivan. for me.#he is Gigantic. a big big love. as the pixies wisely said.
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#fuecoco#i gotta say i didn't really care for this thing at first. it was one of my least favorite starters right next to grookey when it was first#revealed. and normally i'm a big fan of fire starters. but this guy didn't do it for me#and this design still doesn't‚ but i do appreciate skeledirge. it's very cool‚ i love the fire hat and the día de los muertos design#it really feels like tpc have been going all out on making pokémon that Fit The Region since gen 8#which is pretty cool. i like it. and i definitely think paldea has some very fun vibes. but i dunno if i'd say it's one of my favorite#regions pokémon-wise or layout-wise. it was their first shot at open world‚ and i think it shows#the older regions with more limitations definitely shone more because they worked better in those limitations#paldea just feels like a big open empty sandbox at times. which is fun to explore‚ but doesn't feel too civilized compared to something#like… unova. where there's a city on every fuckin route corner and they're all so full of life and personality#like i could not remember any of the paldea town themes for the life of me. i can remember their names for the most part#but that's basically just because the facilities that get used a lot are spread out between them. for example: i remember medali#specifically because it's where i go to change a pokémon's tera type. i remember mesagoza because it's the main hub city#i remember levincia because of the posters. i remember montenevera because i think the hyper training guy is there#but not because like. i remember driftveil because YAAAAAAAAAAAAA#y'know. even galar had a better region design than paldea#that's not to say i think paldea is BAD. like i'm not a scarlet/violet hater like every other pokémon “fan” on the internet#i've put like 200+ hours into that fuckin game. i still LIKE it. but my heart still holds a soft spot for kalos and the like
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I'm not even properly watching Ahsoka, but this took me tf out.
He's like "are you still on about that? 🫤"
In reference to that time he turned to the dark side, perpetuated a genocide and became the face of the fascist Empire for 20 years.
It's so very... him. ❤️
#ahsoka#ahsoka spoilers#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#You kill the younglings ONE TIME#and no one lets you forget it#anakin being fuckin ridiculous even as a wise old ghost smh#star wars
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tfw you just give up and make monster Ody a shapeshifter cause he has like 5 different animal motifs and/or similar monsters you could pull from
#POLY-FUCKIN-TROPOS INDEED SRSLY#/aff#I’m being so fuckin real here istg#from Athena & Hermes there’s the wings/owl#Snakes from those two and the popular association of snakes and cunning/trickery#AND foxes to that last part too#And thennn he has Ram motifs with Hermes & from how Homer wrote#tbh he also has ocean/sea [creature] stuff cause the Odyssey; he's king of an ISLAND kingdom#AND THEN THE WOLF/WOLF PACK THING FROK AUTOLYCUS#And again cause of all the trickery and silvertounge shit you've got similarities to make him a siren (Which type??? your choice!!!)#OR A SPHINX#and while it isn't being actually considered or anything#tell me you haven't called him a sad wet sopping cat or rat before#Andddd you can call a snitch/trickster a Rat too so there you go!#he also has the entire emotional supression/distance that you can associate with a cat.#oml#this is all said affectionately btw it's just giving me a conniption idea wise#monster ody#or ithacan naga? …nahhhh#fuckin hell lol#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#odysseus epic#epic the musical#odyssey#either works really it isn't specific to one or the other
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what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]
a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious
i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me
as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy
#snap chats#may you forgive me anon i always feel awkward explaining things AVELKJEAKLJ#i feel esp awkward cause i haven't read toooo much of the comics yet- like ive read. an ok amount so far krakoa wise#can you guys tell im fighting god himself to Not write a fuckin. NOVEL#im so sorry i have an over-explaining problem my mom was mean to me growing up but anyways#i definitely want to read more and more outside krakoa. the more i read the more im fascinated by these two and their history#but to continue my prattling. as if the three paragraphs above arent enough This Is Not A Thesis RELAX#i think a. 'poignant' moment i think adds to what i like about charles too is that soliloquy where he recognizes people dont like him#yet he could always be worse- like if he's bad now to others imagine if he really just said Fuck It All#it's simple but so am i whaddyagonnadoboutit. i mean that point itself could be discussed but i'm trying to keep this brief bear with me#i so bad want to know what issue that's from tho all i know is that it's from krakoa but i neeeed the whole context#i think like. an additional bullet point to charles i also like is his loneliness#and i say this cause- I Say From My Amateur-Psychology Armchair- it's a component of why he's so earnest to help#but im keeping this point in the tags until i can confidently verify that with myself after some more reading#Unfortunately a favorite pass time of mine is psychoanalyzing characters like why else you think i major in psychology smh#im going to force myself to cap the post here because i ended up typing like 20 more tags just rambling#and as i said id like to keep this simple and clean !!!!! i have sat here for like four hours answering this ngl#ignore the fact half that time was spent getting distracted by solitaire and riffling cards ok I Am Very Easily Distracted#but fr when it comes to charles and erik- charles esp imo#i feel like i need to write a whole paper just so i can mention the nuances of the characters and like. EVERYTHING#because again six decades is A Lot of time for writing decisions to be made and for their characters to change over time#im a glazer but i wanna be a nuanced glazer yk. is that glazing at that point-- w/e anyway#its a lot. so today you will have to tolerate a very Blah answer from me which i must apologize for#down the line once ive read a comfortable amount more varying from multiple eras maybe ill revisit this question more in depth#as of right now tho .... chat i wanna get legion of x so bad i skimmed it and hhhhhhhhim gonna throw UP#i need to shake charles like a ragdoll BUT ANYWAY. bye bye for now lovelies !!!!!!!#please forgive me if i didnt answer your question efficiently ..#here i am saying i wanted to keep the tag count brief and yet !!! jesus christ. shut up My God I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT
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sending u shitara peppering kisses to help with the cramps <3
EVE??!?? crying…shaking…hugging and kissing you….
#mari answers#mari’s favs#give me ur kofi rn 🤲#actually just take my debit card#ill kill someone for u…life debt 🧍🏼♀️#tbh….i saw it earlier when i was abt to go into my work orientation and then i was thinking about it the whole time??#i was smiling like a fool watching a presentation on workers safety prolly lookin like 🥴 theyll be thinking im so fuckin pumped#to work at fedex part time but really im thinking about an old man side character taking care of me on my period#what did i do in a past life to deserve this#hold….hands….smooches…#stubble… *shakinng the bars of my cage*#omw to your house rn 🏃♀️💨#to do what idk but im omw#shitara the man that you are…im thinking bout a specific panel where he makes a face and the girl goes “Dont make that face around the kids#sir you can make that face at me all u want#sorry ill shut my mouth 😶 other wise i wont stop#is it yukimari…mariyuki?
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❤꧁ღ⊱Merry Singles Day!⊰ღ꧂❤
Made by Cat, aka Researcher Serif/AW
Ooh la la~! Two elites vying for your fair heart upon this bountiful day of love. Oh, such effort for just you too! How romantic~! Will you choose the recklessly brave yet passionate Cameraman? Mayhaps you prefer the ever pragmatic yet loyal Speakerman? Or.... will you let yourself be shared and taken by both~? Oh, decisions, decisions~
Yeah, these two are perfectly fine, idk what u talkin' bout cuz they're happily living and vying for your affections off screen is all /hj.
Either wae, I do hope you enjoy this. I tried out an experimental style this time with minimal shading and a bit moar effort on the background and props.
This was very indulgent as it also doubles as my birthday gift! If I can't find The Good Juice out there, I'll make it my goddamn self. Have a Merry Valentines Day everyone!
And here's a bonus close up on tiny cupid Dafuq-
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#mine art#do not repost#without permission at least#no art thieves allowed#skibidi tag#alliance x reader#plunger cameraman#dark speakerman#valentines day#I pissed off a wizard or somethin in my previous life istg this shit aint funni ='D#legit#started this thing like last Thursday#an Dafuq literally took a pot shot to the balls like that#In the wise words of a guy on Youtube#'Fuckin A'#( 。 ͡ 。)
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For my storyshift au i have confirmed roles-shifts btw
Tango -> bigb
Bigb -> grian
Joel -> tango
Pearl -> scar
Scar -> bdubs
Cleo -> martyn
Grian -> cleo
Scott -> etho
Impulse -> lizzie
Jimmy -> impulse
Martyn -> scott
Ren -> jimmy
Skizz -> joel
Etho -> skizz
Bdubs -> ren
Lizzie -> gem
Gem -> mumbo
Mumbo -> pearl
#salt talks#trafficblr#3rdlife storyshift#i said in a server that like. tag your fav ship and what their storyshift role equivalent is /j#this au is nosey neighbor focused but geode swords being fuckin. grumbo storyshift role wise.#no one fucking talk to me at all /ref /j
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I hate when grown adults are angry with someone and refuse to discuss it with them or honor their own feelings and instead just decide to bully the person they’re mad at 🤪
#vent#having. friend problems.#I hate when ppl won’t grow up and go to therapy!!!! grow up!!!!!!#I could maybe use advice if anyone wise has any. I feel like im talking to some brick fuckin walls
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mf schmeris and mollusine are so real‼️‼️
knew I had to do some screenshot redraws. tried to replicate the style as best as I could!!! on the top is eris ( @clusterpuppy ) and Schmendrick and at the bottom is molly and melusine ^~^ self ship hell!!!
#I made these forever ago but I FORGOR to post them#guys wdym this actually happened in the movie#I just got a different dvd but it definitely happened#they’re so real just look with ur fuckin eyes#STILL WISH I REPLICATED THE COLORING BETTER I DONT THINK ITS THAY GOOD#but style wise? I kind of slayed. shawty!!!#the last unicorn#art#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#molly grue#self insert#oc x canon#LOL ALSO LIKE I TRIED TO LOWER THE QUALITY OF THE ART TO MATCH THE LOW QUALITY OF THE SCREENSHOTS#IM CACKLINF IT WAS SO FUN
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Things my ex did:
- left me with a 2br apt, 2 cats, and no car
Things I have to do:
- declutter and downsize at the speed of light
- try not to be too emotionally damaged by it
- break down and dispose of LOTS of large furniture
- pack everything I’m keeping before next Monday
- clean the 2br apartment I’ve been in since 2022 (alone, the cats won’t help)
- do all of this in literally the worst fucking weather (south Texas)
- wrangle those cats thru airport security next Thursday
- HOPE that the 37th district court of Texas processes this fucking divorce before I leave
WE CAN CRY BUT WE WILL NOT FAIL
#rant#how the FUCK do I pack all these books#I have made 15 trash runs today with stairs and an incline and a still-healing sprained ankle#at least I sold the tv#I am going to keep going through the office until my fricken eyes bleed tonight#who will win: me or the dwindling number of trash bags in my apartment#of course it’s me winning#it has to be#I have to win this goddamnit or she wins#word to the wise: don’t get cheated on! your wife will leave you with a 2br apartment to handle on your own#save me manny jacinto#oh Ariana we’re really in it now#maybe it’ll be easy if I say BORTLES every time I throw a bag in the dumpster#who fuckin knows brother
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