#That shit is so funny to me I'm sorry

[stars-n-spice]

Crosshair maybe having a crush on Anakin and Wrecker maybe having a crush on Padmé is something I find hilarious and love a lot actually.

[restinslices]

Tweaking about Sub!Bi-Han. MDNI

Nah but imagine fucking Bi-Han but you only move when he's telling you how good you make him feel. Of course he tries to be stubborn and get away with not saying anything, but you stop moving and make a point of leaving and making him get himself off if he won't be good for you.

Bi-Han doesn't give up control easily but imagine once he's finally fully given in. Imagine Bi-Han of all people, gasping, telling you he owes all his pleasure to you.

Now add in making him keep eye contact with you so you can see the fucked out expression on his face.

[brodorokihousuke]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[crows-of-buckets]

Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?

Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me

[wardingshout]

Viridian trainers for day 5 of spesilverweek! they are my most beloved but Lance is a cursed character who is impossible to draw or portray in any way to me

[mohntilyet]

okay this is actually just bias now so before you read what i have to say i did warn you. yes illario would never be able to beat lucanis at being a crow or an assassin but you know what he would beat him at. being a lord of fortune. hold my hand as i take you through my mind palace and introduce to you my ideal post-game vision for illario dellamorte

[catboydan]

my very specific prediction for the upcoming AITA video: he'll open by explaining that last week on the gaming channel he had an 'AITA' moment himself [insert clips from the dan eye incident here]

then he'll lead into the vid by saying something like "and that inspired me to ask you all for your 'am I the hole' moments", and only then will he bring up that this time, he asked for specifically dating/love-related stories, leaving us to piece together that the intro is a dating/love related story via the maxim of relevance

[kalashtars]

y'all remember when book fairs used to have those "banned books" display sections that advertised books based on that fact that they had been banned in schools in the past and everyone went "haha wow, it's crazy that they banned books like this! what a wacky thing to do!" haha........ yeah....... who would even do that......

[violent138]

^Criminals in Gotham watching the news.

[project-sekai-facts]

so are there going to be cards for all the boys now? what does the enstars collab even give us besides promotional art?

there's a song (2dmv + vocaloid ver in sekai / 3dmv in enstars) and also prsk will be holding a connect live with ALL units from prsk and enstars (due to the amount of enst units it'll be split between performances).

for some reason this collab is being held across both games, so idk how the story is going to fare between both nor gacha. len and kaito (2*s?) will be obtainable through login on prsk, and as for the rest of the cards idk. i'm assuming shared illustrations that are credited under different characters in each game (eg tsukasa + chiaki on one card and in prsk it's a tsukasa 4* but in enst it's a chiaki 5*). or it might just be 4 cards per game. i dunno it's kinda vague. there will be a stream in late january that will give more info.

(also these will probably be collab cards in a similar vein to sanrio, so not with hairstyles, but probably some other collectable like an avatar accessory again. damn toya who let you have two collab cards)

[river-from-alderaan]

padmé: the twins have finally reunited!

padmé: my children..

padmé: leia has her father's temper huh

padmé: and luke is just like me!

padmé: i miss them so much... i wish i could've seen them grow

padmé:

padmé:

padmé: did she just kiss—

[ogachukwu-the-freak]

Can't fucking stand Black Butler antis, YES my favorite scene was the fucking asthma scene bitch AND???? I'M WEIRD? WHY DID YOU WATCH AN ANIME WITH CLEARLY SUGGESTIVE SCENES LIKE THAT HUH???

SPEAK UP.

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

[will80sbyers]

Ppl taking it as news that the actors say shit like "this season is insaneeee omg biggest season ever" like what do you guys thought they would say "oh, well, it's actually pretty mid and boring"

[transparentgayprotector]

Lazerus water is Poop water.

Okay hear me out.

Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?

Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.

Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?

Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.

That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.

Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.

Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.

The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.

When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.

Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).

Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.

That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.

Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.

Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.

They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.

Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.