#Thanks for asking though

[violent138]

🍑🍎🍍 for the ask game!

Hello friend, thanks for the ask! I won't answer peach as it's being answered elsewhere but:

🍎 Is there anything you straight-up won’t write?

Hmmm. There's a lot of stuff actually... (but first and foremost zero hate to anyone that does, it's fiction and everyone's free to do as they please). But any tentacle stuff is a no go. Also I for some reason cannot get behind Mer/Selkie AUs (but I do love marine science!). There's stuff on a more serious note too, but I'm way too sleep deprived to trust myself to write it down here.

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

Alright I have to come clean, I detest coffee shop AUs. It's silly but I tend to like characters who have a weird life experience or powers or an identity that is exceptionally impressive (and I tend to try and be loyal to canon characterizations). So Barista Clark Kent is not something I can get behind. Now fire fighter Clark Kent absolutely. Spy Clark Kent works too. But not the coffee shops ones, or the high school ones with no powers.

[doubledyke]

What do you think would happen immediately after BPS? How would all the parents personaly react to their disappeared and returning children? The kids would really ever throw a party, or just have to fix all the wrecks and be grounded? And Edd and Eddy would even have a face-to-face good conversation about their adventure and what they learned?

I think Eddy would need a validation from Edd more than ever, and the fear they could have lost each other would let them even more attached.

i had detailed ass theories written out for each kid as to what lies they could tell their parents and what the likelihood was that they'd be believed, etc. and then i realized that it could all be solved with a simple phone call from one parent to another lmao. and lbr, the chances that someone's kid is gonna be gone all night and they're not gonna flip the fuck out are slim to none. outside of a couple exceptions of course. i felt like a moron so i didn't include it here. i guess i like to pick and choose when to adhere to cartoon logic 😂

anyway i do think the non-ed kids would get into trouble and be grounded for varying lengths of time. they might have just enough time to have a little kiki in the lane before heading home and getting dragged inside by the ear/bear hugged/further ignored.

one exception might be rolf, because i don't think it'd be entirely out of the norm for him to be gone all night on occasion. maybe he had an urban ranger camping trip that his nana forgot to tell his parents about, or had to chase down an escaped animal into the wee hours of the morning. he enters the house, clearly disheveled and sweating nervously, but probably gets nothing but a fine howdy do from everyone inside.

eddy would be grounded for a comically short period of time because he's a spoiled brat. a couple of days tops. it's really only an attempt by his parents to appease the angry mob. all the other parents know he's the little shit stirring ring leader and berate his guardians accordingly. regarding his absence, he tells them he and the boys rode out the storm in the van and that they were fine. he accepts his punishment because telling them what really happened means telling them he visited his brother and that WOULD get his ass in big trouble. legal stuff, you know. as far as any takeaway he might have... let's be real here, eddy's still the same ole eddy at this point. i don't think the full weight of what just happened has hit him quite yet. he's still reeling about being invited to kev's for jawbreakers and whatever else preteens who don't really like each other do for funsies. i do think that while he's spending aaaaaall that time alone (again, 2 days max), in between trying on outfits for that party at kevin's, the image of edd standing up to his brother does cross his mind. edd, the coward. edd the wimp, stood up to his tormentor. and got swiftly beaten into the ground for it. yet still ran over to make sure he was okay after ed essentially saved his life. ed the dolt. ed the idiot was the one to think of pulling out the pin (literally), and blasting his abuser with a face full of door. i think the guilt, shame and embarrassment would hit him hard, along with a lot of weird mushy stuff that he doesn't really know what to do with. so he doesn't do anything with it. not immediately anyway. but i've already talked about post bps eddy a bit so i'll leave it at that.

i've seen people say that edd's parents wouldn't even notice that he was gone overnight, because... so were they. and yall know i'm the #1 hater of edd's parents so of course i agree lol. if word gets back to them somehow though, i imagine them being very passive aggressive about it. shocking, i know. i feel like they'd go their usual route and punish him by not talking to him - as in not even leaving sticky notes around the house. except for one that says something along the lines of "dear eddward, you are not to leave the house today, as you are hereby grounded until further notice." along with a scroll of chores of course. but yeah they make him wait around and wonder when he'll be able to see his friends again. probably a good few weeks or so. i've always had the headcanon that eddy would be banned from edd's house and maybe this is when that happens as well. if word doesn't get back to them- which is more likely imo because they're so elusive that no one knows how to contact them - i think edd could likely have a bit of a meltdown over their indifference. not to mention the guilt he feels in either scenario. for starters, he feels like he simply must tell someone what he's just witnessed- especially as a future mandated reporter... nah i'm kidding but i do think he'd want to tell an adult what happened to his dearest friend. but he knows it would only compound eddy's grief. outside of that, there's the fact that he feels that he never received a comeuppance of his own. eddy got thrashed by his so-called "hero" in front of his peers, and if his previous punishments are any indication, ed is very likely enduring what can only be described as suburban confinement for the foreseeable future. he, on the other hand, has gotten away with a horrible deed, with more than a year's worth of horrible deeds without so much as a scowl from his parents. he has to fight tooth and nail to resist his compulsion to confess his wrong doing, directly this time. cuz the confessional he wrote at the beginning of this ordeal is still on his desk when he gets home. it's kind of like when people say "at least if you're angry, i know you care", but magnified 100x for his entire life. i think this is when the switch kinda flips for him and he has to come to terms with the fact that his parents are at best, extremely cold and aloof. and at worst, knowingly neglectful. either will be hard for him to accept of course, because he's got an image in his mind already of what "true" neglect looks like:

ed's going in the hole, man. it's the cliche where his parents fawn over sarah and are so thankful that she's okay and "you had us worried sick, missy". only to turn to their other child who was also missing for 24 hours and proceed with the finger wagging and reprimanding. i don't think sarah would rat him out though. in fact at this point she might even try to stick up for her now suddenly not so bad older brother. but to no avail. in fact, it makes his mom angrier - she must have hit her head if she's sticking up for her troublemaking brother. "you see, edward? your erratic behavior has finally landed your little sister in the hospital. hope it was worth it." as far as they're concerned, ed put sarah in grave danger by running away. he was a terrible influence, and for that he's gotta be made an example of... to himself? i'm gonna venture a guess here that dad'll be taking the stairs again. he also boards up the basement window. they take his tv, his tapes, his comics, and all his model making supplies. his mom wanted to take his gravy tub but dad insisted it was too much of a hassle. luckily for him though, they can't take that vivid imagination of his. he spends the next two weeks staring at the ceiling, coming up with a storyline for his own comic, which he starts working on as soon as his belongings are returned. it ends up being sooner than he anticipated. he was told it'd be a month, but his mom is sick of looking at the box of his crap in their bedroom closet, so he's off the hook early. lucky feller. next time he runs away though, he's making extra sure sarah doesn't follow.

obviously i think edd and eddy, really all three eds are going to be even closer than they were before their little excursion. but i think it takes time for eddy to mature enough to truly grasp how meaningful it all was. like he knows, but admitting it is corny af. edd is probably gonna be so preoccupied with deconstructing his relationship with his parents that he's a somewhat aloof for a period. there's also a rumbling within ed, especially after seeing sarah's attempt at defending him. i don't really know what conclusion he comes to except that if he wants even a chance at having a good relationship with his sister, he's gotta get the fuck out of there asap. i do think he'd start "running away" more often, possibly staying with eddward during his burgeoning rebellion, or from time to time, eddy. maybe even rolf. he might also sleep in the van when the weather allows. anything to be away from that hell hole. i wrote in my fic that he'd move out and live with may at age like, 17 i think? literally as soon as possible lol.

[alchemistc]

what the agony had been for | bucktommy 4/5

Buck meets some of the people that have helped shape Tommy.

Theresa charges through the waiting room doors in a rush, eyes already seeking out Buck, and there's a hint of apology in her gaze even as she reaches out to hug him. She doesn't ask, right away, because he's been furiously texting her updates, and before she'd curled her arm around him he'd seen her phone still open on his latest message. The urgency of his first few messages, a day and a half ago now, have passed, so she clings, and Buck clings back, inhaling the sweet scent of her shampoo and trying not to crush her with the force of his embrace, though she doesn't seem to hold the same compunction. Her arms are tight around him, her face is buried in his sternum, and for a moment he’s glad just to feel a little breathless with the pressure of it. "I need to warn you before —." she gets out, before another voice cuts her off. "Theresa Jane." "That. Fuck."

read it on ao3

[mattoidmeerkat]

Getting Angela Bassett that Oscar

[sunglassesmish]

U good ?

no

[maylilithreign]

What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?

It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.

It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.

Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.

Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?

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I don't really understand your questions, or why you're asking them of me specifically. I hope you're not offended by my answer here but I'm literally just a straight woman who embraces everyone on the sexual orientation and gender identity spectrums 💀 I'm not an expert on anyone's identity outside of my own, and certainly not a gay man's. And no, I don't think I'm doing a cultural performance. I just happen to be cishet, it's not very deep to me.

[rosicheeks]

how is the sale going?

🙃🙃🙃🙃

[wanderingmind867]

BOOP?

Thank you. I appreciate this. Because this is more tolerable than actually turning on the button. If you saw my post about it (and i actually wouldn't know if you did) i turned off the boop counter, for two main reasons: 1. It's Halloween themed, and I don't trust it not to scare me. And 2. I have school today. And that'll keep me away from engaging anyways.

But it's not a rude remark on any of my mutuals or nothing! I was just in a bad mood, nervous and busy. But maybe if they bring this back for christmas i'll do it. For some reason, christmas is the only holiday whose aesthetics i really enjoy.

[disruptxrr]

how did your audition go! well, i hope

today was not a good day .. i cried a lot. too much .

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

The fact that we got I HATE TO ADMIT AND DRIVE AND MAKNAE ON TOP ALL ON THE SAME ALBUM 😮‍💨

[basilbots]

you ok?

Yeah I'm fine just kinda annoyed

[awakefor48hours]

Yo, I saw something I reblogged from you blew up? I know it's a bit late now but I can delete my reblog if you'd like

Thanks for asking but I don’t care. If it bothered me I’d turn off reblogs or notifications but to be honest, it’s been pretty funny seeing that post blow up.

[turnipoddity]

Have you ever thought about making a discord server? That would be super cool

i do have a discord!!! very rarely use it though

[asleepinawell]

Any plans on making more shoot fics?

no, sorry, but probably not. I've moved on to other fandoms now and I wrote so much for them I can't even imagine what else I'd write. also I've pretty much stopped writing fics for the time being to focus on my own stuff

[mylittlestims]

How are you? How's life?

pretty good? I just got back from a mother's day thing so I'm a bit worn out lol but uh I'm good

[herlittlebunnyboy]

favorite horror movie? (If you like them)

Thanks for the ask even if you are anonymous!

So I love horror movies of all kinds, so a favorite is a tough ask. I'm a massive creature feature lover, and some of my favorites are now listed as horror comedy. Stuff liketremors and critters and gremlins are close to my heart as childhood staples. There's the scfi action horrors that will always be go-to's like the predator and alien series. Then there's the eerie and off putting things like the shining or the village. All of which I love, but thinking of the horror genre it's supposed to be scary in a way and there has only been one movie that ever truly terrified me and it was signs by M Night Shyamalan.

Signs has to be the #1 horror film for me in that I hated it, it scared me to tears back when I first watched it and I still can't watch it now without goosebumps and an overwhelming sense of panic. I was young when I watched it for the first time, and it caused fear in me like no other. It instilled in me a dread at that time that my parents remember very keenly and will gladly talk about if it's brought up. Honestly, even the soundtrack of the movie is enough to get me on edge as a grown man, which should tell you what kind of a grip it had on me as a kid. The music was beyond eerie, and the sound design in it is some of the best I've ever come across. If you've never watched it, I highly recommend it.