#Thanks bae for asking!!!

[sugar-petals]

I screamed when I saw Tim on your feed yes we love a pretty guitar man

finally a fellow Tim Henson enthusiast!! 🎉

guess we have a type (= overqualified youtube twink w/ a futuristic fashion sense aka the best young guitarist out there 🗣).

risky post incoming cuz he's HOT & i love hands

[for those who don't know who this pretty boy is: tim's yt | tim's ig | tim's twt | about his band polyphia]

i agree he's gorgeous: jealousy magnet, mr henson has it all!!

- the delicious ink 😍 (neck tattoo: the sign of a masochist)

- 0% gravity hair (those fluffy waves! looking so soft tim, geez 🤒)

- the sexy 8 string guitar, cause he can, how does he do that??

- the alt beauty (tim radiates haughty expensive power bottom who talks back to get punished ngl, he's prog rock's #1 it boy)

-the sweater game, all day, every day (unmatched)

-the best technique. ice cold (easily most proficient hands in the music biz as of lately 😏 people either 1. hate him to the death or 2. need him carnally for this lmao, love me a polarizing guitar prodigy)

-A WHOLE FEMBOY BODY (even his ass is huge as of recently!! and the waist keeps getting smaller helpp)

I'm going feral over his body linee don't @ me!! how smokin' could anyone be??

-the actual live skills, not just yt editing (needless to say! any straight or bi man should be able to move his fingers like that hhh there I said it 😂 tim keeps the standards as high as he is lmao)

-the studio (oh the things that should be happening on that chair! ...anyways: it's so modern but not boring, i like it)

-the stylish guitars with the floral fretboards (guitar fuckers assemble!!! finally nylon strings are back thanks to him 💕)

-even more gorge guitars YES model it for us legend!!

-plus he's got an all-round good taste in everything. quality is key! composition and character is always a matter of taste. but timmy never dropped a bad video, bad promo, bad album covers, bad vlogs, bad cinematography, bad advert, bad ig post, bad anything. he's always the sassiest gnc slayer short king golden boy in the room doing the most 👑

...and seriously tho tim being texan youth i respect him defying the status quo!! that's real rock'n'roll☝️ he dressed for women and tops on the internet just to serve and confound some boomers along the way! prince would be proud 😎

homophobes leaving him anti-androgynous/misogynist/bodyshaming comments just can't cope with the sexiness, which he never compromised🤘 i truly pronounce tim bi ppls' favorite. since apparently nobody except the guitar community wants him we now own this man 🔥

-BONUS: last but not least look at this silver ibanez. look at it! tim is a design and aesthetics icon i rest my case... that many people still don't know about him is beyond me. he deserves all the clout!

i mean even personally... he's the kinda guy where you don't know if you came for the looks/fit or the skills and you stay for both! his playing style never disappoints. i always look forward to him dropping new material. tell me what your fave tim piece to listen to is ❤️

[c-hrona]

Hello, i would have a request for a mistletoe ship if you find the time to do it :3 What about Bayonetta and Jeanne as Jeanne (character a) and Bayo (character b) as panel n.1?

:3c (requests closed)

[blackbatcass]

HEYYY LINDEN HOW ARE U ANGELL 💋

for the ask game 29,17,12

HI IVYYYY

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

omg.. two that i’ve actually started, about sevenish that i have on my radar? this is my list of ideas lol

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

i answered this earlier but i’ll throw in steph & damian as bonus characters. i was a little worried about writing them initially but when i actually started their voices & dialogue came suuuper naturally 2 me and writing them was super fun!

29 Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

love that you guys keep giving me excuses to post my fav excerpts.

this is long sorry but this was honestly the biggest cass & dick moment for me.. bc this is the core of their shared grief. they both feel like they died with him. and cass shows it more, she’s bleeding all over the place the entire fic, but she can See dick!! and throw that back at him!! and both of them just have to sit there in that knowledge of being Seen!!! yaayyy

[5iceroy]

｡☆✼★ ━ I'm Your Cat, I'm Your Dog ━ ★✼☆｡

companion piece to The Fine Art of Car Audio

A Little Language (Robert Duncan) || Cat & Dog (TXT) || Laika (Sarah Doyle) || Les Fleurs du Mal* (Charles Baudelaire, tr. Richard Howard) || The Cats Will Know (Cesare Pavese, tr. Geoffrey Brock) || Another Insane Devotion (Gerald Stern) || Noah's Nameless Wife Takes Inventory (C. T. Salazar) || Her Grave (Mary Oliver)

translation of french excerpt under cut:

*I find to my astonishment like living opals there his fiery pupils, embers which observe me fixedly.

[huellitaa]

might not be pride month but ur still a faggot

there are so many people likely to say this that i can't tell who it is

[celestie0]

with all the ihm gojo asks, now i’m thinking about him shaking up to readers work one day to bring her lunch as a surprise. but the bitch ex bff sees him and now she’s trying to take him away from us too 😀 but i feel like gojo kills them with kindness (to women at least)

PLS wait why do i kind of want to write this 😔😔 except he wouldnt show up to reader’s work w lunch he’d straight up show up to her hospital at like 3:22am as a patient with a bigass cut on his hand bc he fell down the stairs when he went to get a snack or sumn 😭😭

i can imagine yuna (ex bff) thinking he’s hot n she wants to do his stitches but reader gets antsy (and jealous) over it n tries to do them instead n gojo’s like “ladies, ladies, please—” and then reader gets pissed off and injects enough lidocaine into him to where he can’t feel his entire upper body anymore

[suga-kookiemonster]

Oh this will be fun!

Drabble game - Namjoon “Yes, yes, the dimples are very poke-able, I get it.”

Namjoon should have seen this coming. It’s like clockwork—when you love, you love hard, and so it’s no wonder you ended up here, wallowing and drunk off your ass because the latest asshole tossed you away like trash.

“Joonie,” you hiccup, eyes watery and unfocused. Your hands drunkenly roam his face. “You’re my—my best friend.”

“Yes, yes, the dimples are very pokeable, I get it,” he sighs, gathering you closer against his side to try to help ward off some of the chill. You lean into him, and his heart hurts.

When he loves, he loves hard too.

✨send me something for the drabble game! ✨

[formulaonedirection]

Lando and gareth bale!!!!!!

Photographed togther!

This is sooooooewwwww tumblr user formulaonedirection core. Just two lewis hamilton fans hanging out !

[eulaties]

For you bestie 🥰🥰

GIVING ME THE MOTIVATION TO KEEP GOING IKTR ‼️☝️

[lottiecrabie]

As a recent lottiecrabie enthusiast and longtime feral consumer of a certain M Healy related writings, I saw something about a tutor!au. Here are my dreadful, frankly illegal thoughts. Do whatever you will with them, Lady Lottie. Your works kill me in the sweetest, sexiest way and resuscitate me harshly back to life.

1. You're a maths student , year two in the university. He's the newly joined English TA that's been developing a bit of a reputation for his longwinded rants in class and his unconventional assignments.

2. Like what the fuck is "Write about being an influencer in a dystopian world where you have to sell a graffiti eraser for VR devices after artists are actively vandalising the metaverse"

3. Anyway, hallway whispers about how attractive he is find their way to you but you're wholly unconvinced because pfft, really now, this is a cliche. One drunken evening at the local bar and you're jostling shoulders, he's ordering a long island iced tea just because and eyeing your whiskey on the rocks. He's really as pretentious as you thought he was - a dark mop of curly hair, crisp linen shirt and this dense, buttery jacket scented with menthol, marijuana and bergamot. He has a delicious rasp, holding court with his little circle of friends about how fullstops have come to mean something completely different when people text each other in the present day. There's not much you think of it - except one night after you break things off for good with your boyfriend who asks if you've come five minutes. into sex.

4. That night, you find yourself wondering if his neatly filed nails would leave red crescent commas on your skin, if your moans would be the em dashes between his consecutive thrusts. You imagine him seeing you at work, chalkboards filled with a haze of numbers and letters, you're arguing about why pure math PhDs and English PhDs are really two sides of the same coin, languages to explore the textures of the world.

5. You realise you're irrevocably fucked.

The annual debate between your college and the rival one is announced and you want to take part, as you always do, except this time it's a whole series of complex themes that require you to be assisted by someone else. Guess who you're assigned as your mentor.

6. You can't think straight, but you want to impress him so much. He's pretty much unfazed - logically unfolding his stances like an origami blossom. His mind entices and frustrates you : how can you possibly read Shakespeare today and a bunch of e-girl tweets the next and use both of these in your speeches?! Good lord. The longer you resist the urges, the worse they become. He dances in circles around you. Sleepless nights. Scattered sheets and unfinished drafts. Smoke breaks across the campus. Joints rolled with thin paper you bum from the art department, you sit blowing plumes at each other one orange afternoon. He reveals himself in delicate slices - a flash of a tattoo on his taut abdomen, soft voiced calls to his mother, Heroin by Velvet Underground playing from his tinny earphones.

7. He's dissatisfied - there's some verve and rawness that's missing from your stage presence. you're not emoting enough. He jokingly wonders what the cause might be - the lack of sleep, or the lack of sleeping together? Wait, you haven't had sex in months? There it is.

8. He says that sex sells. In order to convince the audience, you need to have seduce them with your mind.

Prove it, you say.

9. He finds May I Feel by e.e cummings and decides to walk around you as you take turns to recite it. By the fifth line, you've had enough. His knees are behind to yours, his skin branding into your stockings. He places his fucking mouth close, so close to your ear - warm enough to entice you with the possibility of a kiss, but instead he takes it away just as swiftly.

10. "let's go said he

not too far said she

what's too far said he

where you are said she" (side note - I recommend listening to the Tom Hiddleston version of the poem!)

You laugh, because it's so bitterly on the nose. He wonders aloud if he's really too far - too far away from you, that is.

His first kiss is like a wine tasting. He sips and nibbles your lips, sweetly parting it with his inquiring tongue. His fingers snake across your body, a low laugh caught in his throat when his hands brush your guilty nipples. Dilated pupils, and filthy promises. His kisses are poisonous, intoxicating.

11. Rutting mindlessly over his desk. Panting, whining in back seat of your car. Wet kisses in a darkened theatre. Hand jobs in the library, leaving the both of you a shivering mess. He is relentless, rendering you feverish for more. He refuses to have sex until he's satisfied his desire to explore you enough.

12. You try to take matters into your own hands and dress in a tiny skirt, with the smallest scrap of lace covering your soaking cunt. You end up over his lap, his handprints still warm on your back.

13. He worships you. He spits in your mouth. He ties your hands to the bedframe. He calls you sweetheart, baby, my darling. He doesn't stop edging you. He makes you read poems and eats you out, with the threat of stopping if you stutter even a little. He makes you think, he makes you dream, he makes you laugh.

14. You don't care about the debate anymore.

oh my god this was so lovely!! love when u guys leave me blurbs like this to read i feel like I’m the one getting bedtime stories for change. you have such a vivid and imagery way of writing it’s so beautiful. the prose is so delicate and effective; i can so clearly Feel and See the moment. i especially love ‘his first kiss is like a wine tasting’ and ‘you sit blowing plumes at each other one orange afternoon’. get on tumblr mama start writing there’ll be a spot opening up soon✊

although this is a lot more professor!matty than tutor!au🕺 (the tutor!au staples are weird loser virgin nerd with cool popular bitchy experienced girl) you actually kinda knocked it out of the park for professor like yeah that guy is making her read poetry while eating her out. yes ofc they’re making out on his desk. well yeah he’s debating you and only getting you more worked up for him

[honeydots]

I would like some teasers about that Xander - Soleil father-daughter support fic please 💖

HEHEHE that'd be my pleasure~~!! i'll put a couple things under the cut c:

the fanart nattie drew for me is from their c-support!! the gist of it is that xander's employing a similar punishment to soleil as he did to laslow for excessive flirting :3 but as they're working in xander's office, they both end up falling asleep, hence the little scene in the art <3

the rest of the support is about soleil lying through her teeth about how she totally isn't flirting anymore so she doesn't get in trouble again, and xander completely seeing through her lie and doing a dad-thing of trying to make her come clean herself instead of directly calling her out !!

[goldyluna]

👎⛴️💔🏆 please 💖💖💖

👎Who is your least favorite yttd character?

I think Gashu maybe? I just don't like him. As much as I don't like Midori (I said it so many times already), I think Gashu is worse in some way. Maybe because the way he treats Ranger and doesn't let Safalin give him any positive emotions, how cold he was while shooting him. Or the connotations as a father of Kai (and Ranger) — it just brrrrr. How a father could behave like this (and this also makes me think about Meister... If he really is Sara's father, and everything points at it, then he is also a piece of shit)

I also don't really like Ranmaru and this one I realllly don't know why. Like, he is just my least leeeeeeast favourite of them all. I am really curious about him tho. His First Trial is the most mysterious, I think. We don't really know anything AND he was talking with someone.... Curious. Oh, and I also liked the "creepy murderous" switch in the logic route

🛳What is your yttd OTP?

I love Keishin and Naoreko the most. It just works the most in my little brain. Just ...Save me toxic yaoi and doomed yuri... save me...

I don't have anything more to say, thank you for your attention.

💔What is your yttd NOTP?

Every not legal ship of course lol

The most hated by me is Sara x Keiji, I have goosebumps every time I see them in any sensual situation, art or anything. This is one of my blocked tags, I so despite it

The other one is SouShin. Brrr, terrible. But with this one I just don't like the romantic take. Romanticizing this relationship is realy not fun... But when it is written really good and it shows how toxic and fucked it is? It is the only way I will like or even love it

🏆Who do you think the ultimate survivors will be?

Sara of course. She is the main protag, so it is almost impossible for the true ending to be without her. I also think Gin is most likely to survive with her. Kanna could also be the ultimate survivor... Ugh, it is hard.

I am sure Reko would pick Kanna and Gin over herself... And Kanna really wants to live for her sister and brother so I don't think she would sacrifice herself (it is possible but I think something must happen for her to choose death). So maybe Sara, Gin and Kanna would be able to escape?

If we go with the theory that there is a chance to escape... Then I think it is real for all of them (or most) from the emotion route and the logic route will live. But then Shin (himself or his AI or idk, by a diary or a dream) has to tell others how to take off the collar and then they have to find a way out.

[enha-stars]

jay in his natural habitat

LMAOOOO THIS IS SO JAY 😭😭😭😭

[psalmsofpsychosis]

tell me about your favorite movies and books!! i wanna dissect your brain (lovingly) (affectionate)

Choccy my belovedest you broke in through my bedroom window at 3am with the hardest question asked of mankind huh 😭❤️❤️ i have so many favs!!! i dont remember any of them!! but. i will try to make an effort because i love you 💕 so! 5 movies/tv shows and 5 books ayy

For Media,

• City of God!!!

the pace of this movie is insane, i call it the movie that never sleeps, both narrative wise and production wise. It's constantly in motion and a whirlwind of a wild story but it never loses its ground and its significance, which is not something i can say about

• Shameless US

jesus. listen, Shameless US is as wonderful as it's shit, in equal measures. It's a story that feels like the best unprotected sex of your life that also gave you Hepatitis B. ShU travels into territories noone dares to tread, and sometimes it's a cheap hitch in the back of a junkie's stolen van, and sometimes it's a first class experience in Bono's private jet; no inbetween. It's insanely creative, insanely unapologetic and honest, hits like an unexpected 2am urge to go scream from the rooftop of your house, and it's quite frankly unforgettable, both in its bad and good moments.

• Tokyo Godfathers

MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!! MOVIE OF ALL TIME I TELL YA!!!!

• Doukyuusei

This bitch here is SO dear to me, i dont even know how to describe it. It's quite different from the manga, and i love the manga so much i think about it more than 3 seconds and i die, but the story feels more fluid in movie format. To me Doukyuusei is the best example of how you can tell the richest and most fascinating and intriguing story without ugly shock value or Angst TM or stupid twists; just life as it happens. The Manga's characterizations are so intricate and complex and distinct it blows your mind, not a single stereotype in sight. I really need Doukyuusei to be some kinda food so i can eat it for the rest of my life.

• Corvette Summer

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I have no excuses. This is my trademark movie, the Farimah TM movie, i've claimed it and i bite anyone who gets close. It's so saccharine it rots half of your tooth halfway in and i love a good "take of life all you can; for the love of gods want something, anything, take what is yours and never apologise twice" story. I adore how flirty and sweet and soft this movie is. Plus, yeah, Mark Hamill and Annie Potts. The dream sandwich.

• Honorary mention: Blue Eye Samurai

Simply the most intelligent piece of media i have seen in the last 5 years, holy fucks. It works your brain on 99 different subtle levels to the point that it makes you glad to possess a brain and being able to comprehend stories. It's a challenging watch, intellectually, emotionally— solid makes you proud to understand it the way you'd be proud after finishing a 6k piece puzzle.

And as for books, i've mostly been indulging my fiction thirst with fanfic and flash fiction, and been mainly reading nonfiction in terms of published stuff, so, yeah, it's gonna get a bit technical. sorry.

• Tara Campbell's "Angels and Blueberries"

This story healed 15 years of my childhood trauma with 30% discount.

• Anne Waldron Neumann's "Monologues with Euphemisms"

There's something about flash fiction that forces people to get creative and by gods creative they get. The structure of this piece is so unconventional and sturdy it makes my brain sing 99 motown tunes. Speaking of story structure though,

• Jane Alison's "Meander, Spiral, Explode"

This is a book about story structure. I read it in pieces the way you read poetry and philosophy essays. Take of that what you will. Like, this is such meta read; you can analyse the book itself on its narrative flow and rhythm. I think i learnt more about Aristotle's idealogies reading this book than i learnt by reading Aristotle's essays. and this is the second "nonfiction that reads like poetry" book on this list. The first one is,

• Carlo Rovelli's "The Order Of Time"

Yep. Quantum physics is art to me by nature, but Rovelli really drives the art part home, and he's so sexy for it. This book is so lyrical and it plays with your heartstrings as much as it plays with your brain, i dont care about what category it falls under; this is top notch fiction to me.

• John Luckovich's "The Instinctual Drives And The Enneagram"

an older read i keep picking up every other half year, since i got into Luckovich's theories back in 2017, but yeah, this book is basically the foundation of majority of my worldviews, the spine of it. Luckovich is such thorough and unconventional thinker, getting into his stuff uprooted my brain in uncomfortable ways, and it's been an exhilarating journey.

• Honorary mention: Peter A. Levine's "Waking The Tiger"

Honestly? if i had to give someone one single book to read in their lifetime and nothing else, this would be it. I reference this book mentally in my everyday life so goddamn much i think it's etched into my DNA at this point, this book and Luckovich's theories on human instinct.

Thank you for picking my brain love, be sure to drop the diagnosis in my inbox later 🤣❤️

[regulusstarz]

jjust realised i wadnjt following yyou imevil

aanywayh,, mmore yap please ☺️☺️☺️ ttjell me about the others!!!!! NNYYEEOOWWW!!!

You ask and i deliever!!

I wasn't sure what exactly you wanted to hear so i just did random yaps

Nate: he autistically autisms with his autistic eyes /j. I relate to him sm, hes a little cutie patootie to me.. crying in unexpected and overwhelming situations, he doesn't like big and sudden changes, he likes a strict routine, he puts pressure on himself and is disappointed when he doesn't get something perfect.. bro is ME. I have to replay his route sometime soon cause he's such a cutie. I love him 🙁🙁

Bae: #1 bae hater here. I don't even hate him for anything specific. I just remember having such a deep hatred for him that i went crazy anytime he appeared in the game, so now i have personal beef with him.

Shiloh: I don't have much to say about him. I lovingly wanna smash his head into a wall and dump him in the trash

Everett: Sadly, he is also me 🙁🙁, letting people important to him lead his life is so funny. And him being such a mommy's boy that he calls her after every important thing is hilarious. Also his fashion sense is so stupid it's actually good. I lovingly will bully him

Erm.. also.. Nate x Everett is real, i cannot lie. Bro's are meant to be

[rintoorou]

PRETTY PLEASE CAN I BE ADDED TO THE TAGLIST🙏🏼🙏🏼 love the series it's my weekly entertainment

HI DEAR i tried tagging you but your blog isn’t appearing 😭 can you check your visibility settings for me pleeek