#Tesra Lindocruz

[eerie4dee]

[otori0]

Lengthy Nnoitra Gilga analysis.

I've finally finished my Nnoitra analysis. Please give it a read, as I worked hard on it! I usually post them directly on Tumblr, but this time I wrote it on google docs because it was more comfortable to put pictures and links, so please read it through the link below:

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What if NnoiTes were in Gotei 13 instead of Espada🤔

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Happy birthday, Tesla Lindocruz .ᐟ 🎂

[trainedsubway]

birthday.

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Sidekick (Tesla Lindocruz x Reader)

Synopsis: Just Fracción, you had no power when it came to the rivalry between your masters. You knew that, Tesla... not so much.

Word Count: 0.7k

Tags/Warnings: Fracción!Reader, No Reader Pronouns

Notes: Ugh still fawning over underrated characters

It wasn’t much of a fight. At least it didn’t look like it to you. It didn’t appear like one to your master, either, and yet, Tesla stood on the sidelines, ready to intervene as if he would be allowed to take a singular step onto the battlefield in the first place. 

You thought that the way he stood was funny, all straight with square shoulders and a gloved hand on the hilt of his Zanpakutō. You came up next to him to watch the battle. Your Master Nelliel fended off Nnoitra’s crescent axe with a thumb looped in the loose belt around her waist. You leaned forward, staring at Tesla from the side of your eye to gauge his reaction to the match. He gave nothing away other than the stiffening of his shoulders. You studied his eyepatch and leaned farther forward. Perhaps he didn’t see you.

“Can I help you?” he grumbled.  You let out a slight huff of satisfaction, mirroring his stance mockingly.

“Nnoitra is struggling.”

“Master Nnoitra is doing no such thing!” Tesla whipped toward you, hand now fully gripped around the hilt of his Zanpakutō, ready to draw at any moment. The motion didn’t escape you. Your eyes flickered downward, but a deep sigh ultimately overtook you as you fluttered to the sand below.

Tesla blinked, taken aback as you situated yourself among the white grains. You sat on the side of your thigh, leaning on one of your palms as you drew reishi pictures in the sand. The shapes glowed. Tesla frowned, watching as you smoothed out the particles.

“What are you doing?” he asked curtly. You glanced over to the match to your right, just in time to see Nnoitra go tumbling by the sheer force of Nelliel’s sword. He left a lengthy skidmark as he was enveloped by the white substrate below. You turned back to your little drawings. 

“This is going to take a while,” you sighed absentmindedly. “What are you going to do, Sidekick? It’s not like Nnoitra would let you intervene anyway.” 

Tesla looked at the field as you did. Nnoitra was bleeding from the shoulder, and Nelliel was already walking away. But despite his injuries, Nnoitra had already begun charging with his weapon, splashing sand behind him, only to be struck down again. Tesla studied you a moment more before he sat down with you. 

He sat with his legs crossed, letting his elbows rest on his knees as his back bent with the slightest slouch. His Verruga drew a long line in the sand by Tesla’s hip. You drew four diagonal lines between you and another four across them in the opposite direction.

“Do you know how to play?”

“Yes, I know.”

“First move is yours.” You clasped your hands in your lap, watching the board. Tesla didn’t make a motion to play, studying you intently instead. He scowled, sitting up the slightest bit in alert. 

“Why would you give me the first move?” he asked assusingly. Tesla crossed his arms over his chest, his brow furrowing in annoyance. You shrugged, running over one of the lines that didn’t fully form in the sand. 

“Our masters are the ones with the rivalry, Tesla. I have no ill will against you.” 

Tesla met your eye, watching you closely before he ultimately gave in and played the first move. 

By the time Nnoitra had enough, you and Tesla had made it through at least five games. He had relaxed some, bent ankles spread on either side of your game board with his head on his palm. Nnoitra barked Tesla’s name, causing him to jump.

“Tesla! Get over here; we’re leaving.” 

“Coming, Master Nnoitra!” Tesla scrambled up, smudging a quarter of your game with his boot. He did a trouble-take, almost freezing where he stood as he glanced briefly back to where you sat on the sand. Tesla’s lips parted and then closed. A nearly inaudible strangled sound stalled in his throat as he whipped back toward Nnoitra. 

“We’ll do a tie-breaker next time,” you said, dusting yourself off as you stood. You offered a slight smile and a nod. The corners of Tesla’s mouth threatened to turn upward.

“Tesla!” Nnoitra shouted somewhere in the background in a rage. Tesla jumped, turning on his heel to follow after his master. 

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Notes: The itch to go back to my Szayel series slowly creeping

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Seireitei Smashability Showdown: (Loser's) Round 1, Match 112

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Tesra Lindocruz (Bleach)  » May 13

[lawfulneeds]

szayelaporro rant just to feel something . So . he is my beautiful husband yes i know i call him my wife but he is my husband. i am the girl uke bottom idiot woman in this relationship #wedonthavesex BUT i am his princess . because sometimes freakishly tall scruffy asian men need to be princesses ok ? and NO i am not talking about nnoitra (i technically kinda am but id rather kill myself than let myself rant about nnoiszay) but my sweet angel is actually crazy right so like . Why tf would i an exception, but i dont think he experiments on me because he thinks im weak and is like “No, Jack, I’d rather keep you alive. You make good company. Smile.” (yes he says smile out loud, so do i and the rest of my family tree) id like to think he just rubs my head like im not even a being to him and moreso just a specimen who follows him around (SORT OF LIKE HOW NNOITRAS LIKE ‘tesra just follows me around’ BUT NNOITRA AND TESRA ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND WAY MORE COMPLEX IN A WAY ILL SAVE FOR A DIFFERENT TIME) also i hc szayels touchy ^_^ because despite not getting close to his enemies, he’ll caress and lean on the other espada (and the fracciónes too don’t think i forgot) so he just fucking pets me and is like “Aw. How cute, you’re so compliant I almost thought you were braindead!” and then i drool 🤤 ANYWAY. i have a couple strands of hair on my head that my brother likes to call feelers, so i believe they like to feel szayelaporro. WHO HAS THICK HAIR . AHEM…MY THICK HAIRED, WELL MAINTAINED KING. sorry my canon headcanons. he lets me run around inside of his palace and sleep on his bed but im not allowed to touch any equipment 🩷 he genuinely thinks im fucking stupid but like . I’m not (ive analyzed more than he knows) so it’s whatever szayel [insert lawfulneeds beating card here] but i love him! and he loves me! he gives me like some clothes he has and is like “Here. So you can still detect me with your scent.” and it’s lowk sweet ty my angel but hey What? appreciate dat shit on yhwach but do you think im a dog? but hes right i like to Smell him [smiles like the image of squidward where hes like guys it’s okay] i also like to lick him mmm [stomach growls] but im really normal about him. Smile. its also canon in szaylaw lore is that he hits me with his clipboard, on the head, over the head, on the side, in my stomach, on my dick, and other various places and im like “? what i even said” or it goes something like [CENSORED] [REDACTED] [ARCHIVED] [SPOILERED] [BLURRED] [DELETED] [VANISHED] but he also likes to just straight up no diddy beat me [insert lawfulneeds beating cards again] but its one of his many green flags™️ so if you judge him i will fucking kill you until you wake up dead so leave my husband alone!!!!! [clings to him yaoi style, slaps his ass and you hear a screenshot sound] i also just remembered that my brother headcanoned that he annoys nnoitra with his yapping of me and it’s like aww :3 he gaf… but i think it’s more like “(playing with his hair and staring at the ceiling dreamily) Nnoitra you don’t understand. I need him dead.” “(praying mantis accent) do you want me to kill him????? tf?” “(his pupil twitches like in the anime where it just shakes) NO. i mean it in an AFFECTIONATE way you BRUTE. like how i talk about YOU, when i say i want to RIP YOU APART.” “(his eye opens and somehow get more buglike) WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRUTE????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIP ME APART????!?!?!?!l” then the two start arguing and maybe even kiss in the middle of it, which confuses the spectating tesra who is trying to calm nnoitra down like “(trying his hardest not to baby voice nnoitra) no nnoitra you’re the strongest espada, szayelaporro doesn’t know what hes talking about” and szayelaporros like “strongest espada? im surprised hes even at number five!” then nnoitra gets even angrier so it doesn’t get any better and its like oouuu….yikes. then it happens again same time next week. but that’s all i have to say about szayelaporro as my husband. Gulp. [turns off livestream]

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Hello there Tesra Lindocruz fans.

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back on some old interest art for a moment. wish i had my old art of him to compare it to but its been so long since ive drawn him that i lost any copy of it.

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Happy Birthday to Tesla Lindocruz!!!!

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Happy Birthday, Tesra Lindocruz! (Bleach)

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I'm currently working really hard on this NnoiTes comic, so here is one of the panels you are going to see in it

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Bleach Elves 🧝

Which type of elves they would be? Based on their vibes. Under the line:

Noble Elves

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Sosuke Aizen

Momo Hinamori

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Gin Ichimaru

Nanao Ise

Byakuya Kuchiki

Rukia Kuchiki

Shunsui Kyoraku

Marechiyo Omaeda

Chojiro Sasakibe

Yoruichi Shihoin

Senjumaru Shutara

Jushiro Ukitake

Genryusai Yamamoto

Shinji Hirako

Lisa Yadomaru

Jugram Haschwalth

Forest elves

Kira Izuru

Isane Kotetsu

Kiyone Kotetsu

Ikkaku Madarame

Rangiku Matsumoto

Soifon

Rin Tsubokura

Kisuke Urahara

Hanataro Yamada

Mashiro Kuna

Kensei Muguruma

Rojuro Otoribashi

Nelliel tu Odelschwanck

Masaki Kurosaki

Liltotto Lamperd

Meninas McAllon

Gremmy Thoumeaux

Ichigo Kurosaki

Dark elves

Renji Abarai

Shuhei Hisagi

Ishiin Kurosaki

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Nemu Kurotsuchi

Yachiru Kusajishi

Kaien Shiba

Tessai Tsukabishi

Retsu Unohana

Kenpachi Zaraki

Hiyori Sarugaki

Hachigen Ushoda

Kaname Tosen

Kukaku Shiba

Ulquiorra Cifer

Nnoitra Gilga

Tier Harribel

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Tesra Lindocruz

Coyote Starrk

Bambietta Basterbine

Bazz-B

Candice Catnipp

Cang Du

Giselle Gewelle

Ryuken Ishida

Uryu Ishida

Askin Nakk Le Vaar

Äs Nödt

Quilge Opie

Yhwach

[amostimprobabledream]

Smash or pass the fraccioné?

Ooh, bet! (Sorry, I meant to get to this earlier but then I was struck down with sickness.) Lilynette Gingerback

Pass, for obvious reasons. I do like her hair and eye colours though. Avirama Redder Pass. He's not unattractive per se but he's not really my thing. Also characters who try to look intimidating and then get utterly bodied tend to be a bit of a turn off for me. Findor Carias Exacta! He's a smash. His personality is kind of annoying but he does have a nice face. Ggio Vega Smash! He's got such a nice design, it's a shame it's wasted on a fraccion. I would've way preferred he got resurrected as a zombie over Luppi.

Charlotte Cuulhorne

Pass. I like his colour palette but no.

Choe Neng Poww + Nirge Parduoc Pass.

Apache

Pass. She has the most obnoxious personality of the three of them and the weakest design imo, I hate something of a vendetta against bobs.

Mira Rose

Smash! She may look like a palette swap of Rangiku but that doesn't change that she looks like Rangiku.

Sun-Sung SMASH! She's soooo fucking pretty. I know Rangiku, Yoruichi, Halibel, Neliel (ugh), Orihime and Unohana are considered like THE beauties of Bleach, but something about Sun-Sung is so gorgeous. Her eye shape and colour and the contrast with her hair is so pleasing. Also she's less annoying than the other two.

Tesra Lindocruz Pass. He's not ugly but his slavish devotion to Nnoitra speaks volumes. Grimmjow's Fraccion All of them are a pass. The only remotely handsome one is Ylforte Granz and he got his ass kicked by a little girl.

Szayel Aporro's Fraccion

Same as Grimmjow except even moreso, especially since two of them look the same blob things.