#TenSura Incorrect Quotes

[violadiaries]

Rimuru: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Guy: Well Leon and I-

Leon: *elbows Guy*

Guy: ... wouldn't know.

[master-muffinn]

Tensura slime

Y/n: How do you kindly tell someone to “fuck of”?

Milim: Punch them in the face!!

Veldora: Fight them!!

Diablo: Stab them.

Rimuru: Guys, stop! That’s not how we handle all problems!

Shuna: Have you tried telling them to just leave you alone?

Y/n: Yes, it’s not working.

Rimuru: What did they do? And what do they look like?

Y/n: An annoying red-haired guy follows me around and flirting with me.

Shion: HOW DARE HE!!

Shuna: Y/n i will have a serious conversation with my brother for you. 🙂

Benimaru: Wait- I haven't done anything?!

Hakurou: That’s right, he has been training with the youngsters today.

Rimuru: Y/n can you tell us more?

Y/n: Weird black clothes that show his belly and lower chest…

Rimuru: Okay, I think I know who he is..

Souei: Y/n let me kill him for you. Where are you?

Rimuru: Don't be stupid! He’s a demon lord, you don’t stand a chance!

Diablo: I can stab him for you! 😊

Rimuru: NO!! Why do you always choose violence to solve problems!! STOP!

Rimuru: Y/n come to my office, i will talk to him. See if we can solve this pieceful.

Guy Crimson: I don’t know what you are talking about~ 💅

Diablo and Souei: 🙂🔪

[nihilityart]

Never thought someone would reblog my post like this XD

Love the art btw! Thank you so much!

Tumblr posts ft. Primodials and one slime(?) :>

Original posts below!

First one is by @/scrivenger-grimgar

Second one is to be found :( sorry ,

[nihilityart]

Tensura Incorrect quotes (Tumblr post version)

Spoliers for LN

[soupmonarchart]

[in a important diplomatic meeting]

Rimuru: cool! Thanks dad!

. . .

Rimuru: why is everyone staring at me?

Youm: you just called King Gazel “dad”

Rimuru: N-No I didn’t! I said “Thanks man”

Gazel: Do you see me as a father figure Rimuru?

Rimuru, blushing: no! If anything i see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me!

Elmisia: Hey! Show your father some respect!

[pranksterdelatino]

Incorrect quotes: Tensura

Leon: ...Hey can I tell you a secret?

Guy: Sure

Leon: I...I actually never had an Orgasm before

Guy: Mhm nods*

Leon: ...

Guy: OH I AM SORRY! I SHOULD BE MORE SURPRISED ABOUT THAT RIGHT?!

Leon: Yeah that would be nice

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Vision: [after spending five minutes with Pietro] I can hear the sound of my common sense shattering.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: [after spending five minutes with Shigaraki] I can hear the sound of my common sense shattering.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: *after spending five minutes with Jinx* I can hear the sound of my common sense shattering.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Lucius, after spending five minutes alone with Barty: I can hear the sound of my common sense shattering.

[prankdoesincorrectquotes]

Veldora, reading a question sent to him: "Does Veldora Tempest like anime?"

Veldora: Yes I do!

Veldora: Hentai too.

[violadiaries]

Luminas: Just be yourself.

Guy: Really? Luminas, I have one day to win over Leon's little sister.

Guy: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Milim: Couple of weeks.

Ramiris: Six months.

Rimuru: Jury's still out.

Guy: See Luminas? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!

[master-muffinn]

New skill, Tensura slime

Y/n: Guys, I got a new skill just like that!

Shuna: Oooh good for you y/n! 😊

Rimuru: That’s great! What did you get?

Y/n: I was petting Rigurs dog-

Shion: Y/N it’s insulting to call the Direwolves for dogs!

Y/n: -and then I got the skill ���incredible hands”.

Y/n: I'd just gone and pet Milims head and she’s asleep on the couch. She looks quite satisfied.

Hakuro: I have heard of that skill. It isn't strong or useful in battles, but it’s known to be used for massages and the person who receives it will most likely go through a really great time. I have also heard that the final form even has a healing effect.

Shuna: I have heard of places where people sell massages and the customers who walk out from the place feeling physically better and happier! No more knots and muscle pain and a calmer spirit! I believe they call them ‘Massage Salons’. 🥰

Shion: Oh really!? Let’s go to one of those!

Rimuru: No need, Shion! If y/n already have the start of the skill and if they train hard, we will get a great massage in no time!

Rigurd: Y/N have been blessed with a skill that can calm down even demon lords!!! I’m so happy!!! 😭

Rimuru: Hey! I know! Let’s build a Massage Salon! I bet that will attract more customers to Tempest!

Y/n: Hey wait! You can’t just decide-

Shuna: That sounds like a great idea lord Rimuru! 👏

Geld: I go and tell the others and start preparing!

Rimuru: Thanks Geld!

Rimuru: Y/n train hard! You got this!

Shuna: Don’t worry we happily help you out y/n! You got our support!

Shion: Yes! No pressure at all!

Y/n: Guys dont have too high hopes..I don’t think it will work.

Shion: Why?

Y/n: I'm petting Ranga right now and he looks very uncomfortable. 

Ranga: Ugh.. can’t..betray..my master…ugh..must…resist..ugh..🤤😖

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Diana, after spending five minutes with Zoe: I can hear the sound of my common sense shattering.

[nihilityart]

TenSura Incorrect Quotes

Rimuru: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Guy Crimson: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Luminous Valentine (After having her identity exposed): I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Deeno: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Milim: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Draguel: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Leon Cromwell: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Ramaris: You know how I roll. Ramaris: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill

Rimuru: Okay, truth or dare? Veldora: Truth Rimuru: How many hours have you slept this week? Veldora: Veldora: ...Dare Rimuru: Go to bed. Veldora: I don’t like this game.

Rimuru: What are your goals? Shizu: To pet all the dogs. Rimuru: No, fitness goals. Shizu: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Rimuru : It’s dark in here Milim: Don’t worry dude I got this Milim: *Stomps their feet* Milim: *Skechers light up*

Leon: I’m going to take you out Guy Crimson: great, it’s a date! Leon: I meant that as a threat. Guy Crimson: See you at five!

Milim: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Rimuru: What did you do? Milim: Nobody died. Rimuru: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Rimuru: How do I deal with my enemies? Milim: Kill them Rimuru: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Milim: Kill them only a little?

Rimuru, addressing the demon lords: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Luminous Valentine: But – that’s just a trash can. Rimuru: It sure is!

Shion: A theif. Rimuru: Thief? Shion: Theif. Rimuru: I before E, except after C. Shion: Thceif. Rimuru: No.

Guy Crimson: While I’m gone, Milim, you’re in charge. Milim: Yes!!! Guy Crimson, whispering: Rimuru, you’re secretly in charge. Rimuru: Obviously.

(Perchance Incorrect Quotes)

Milim: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Luminous: A doll. Guy Crimson: A cinnamon roll. Rimuru: A sweetheart. Milim: Milim: ...stop it.

Milim: Wake me up- Rimuru: Before you go go Guy Crimson: When September ends Luminous Valentine: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Diablo: Good morning. Testarossa: Good morning. Ultima: Good morning. Rimuru: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Carrera: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Rimuru: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Ultima, Diablo, Testarossa, and Carrera: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Rimuru : How would you like your pancakes? Velgrynd: Plain. Velzard: With sprinkles! Veldanava: Chocolate chips. Veldora: Potatoes. *Velgrynd, Velzard, and Veldanava look at Veldora* Veldora: What? They're good.

*Everyone is giving advice to Rimuru * Veldanava: It's okay to ask for help. Velzard: You're not a burden. Veldora: Murder is okay. Velgrynd: Your feelings matter.

Velzard: Look guys, I need help. Veldanava: Love help? Rimuru : Financial help? Velgrynd: Emotional help? Veldora: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Veldora* Veldora: What?

Velgrynd: Where's Veldanava, Veldora, and Velzard? Rimuru : They're playing hide and seek. Velgrynd: Where? Rimuru : I don't think you get how this game works.

Velzard: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Rimuru : Uh, like what? Velzard: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Rimuru: Uh, this is what I look like. Velzard: Rimuru : THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Velzard: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Velgrynd: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Rimuru : Okay, arms and hat. *draws them* Veldanava: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Rimuru : You can't just take Velgrynd's hat idea, Veldanava! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Veldanava: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Veldora: Put Veldanava on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Veldanava: NO!! Rimuru : Tricycle, done. *draws it* Milim, want anything? Veldora, making finger guns: Pew pew. Rimuru : A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Milim. Milim, making finger guns: Pew pew. Rimuru : You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Raphael: You are an absolute fucking dork, Master. Rimuru, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Raphael: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

Rimuru: *makes Raphael a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Raphael: *sips tea* Rimuru: Raphael: *finishes tea* Rimuru: Didn't it taste bad? Raphael: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Rimuru, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Raphael: You have your weirdly sincere humility. Rimuru: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Rimuru: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Raphael: Master, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Raphael: Is five a lot of followers? Rimuru: Depends on the context. Rimuru: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Rimuru: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Rimuru: I have a new hoodie. Raphael: Wrong. Raphael:We have a new hoodie, Master.

(Bonus from a Beastars x TenSura AU called "Tragic Reincarnation)

Rimuru: If I die, you can have what little I own. Raphael: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die, Master? Rimuru: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Raphael: Raphael: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again, Master.

[diekerel]

For your character Ask Game:

-Stevonnie (Steven Universe)

-Rimuru Tempest (That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime)

Rimuru: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

Stevonnie: Pfft! As if life would just give you lemons!