#Teeth suck
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Teeth suck. I have a feeling in the near future it'll be just normal to get all your teeth replaced with fake, more sturdy false teeth, as soon as all your adult teeth are in. It'll be like getting your ears pierced. Not everyone will do it, but it will be so commonplace nobody will give you a second glance after you've done it.
Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
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well….it finally happened
#rip rt#the good times were certainly good <3#rt#roosterteeth#rooster teeth#honestly this is how i’m finding out it was officialy rooster teeth and not one word#if anyone doesn’t read the article but reads my tags (??) it looks like only the podcasts are carrying on for the time being#they’re shopping around rwby and shows like that and the roost which is the podcast side of things but otherwise#also apparently there’ll be a stream on the rt site tomorrow talking about it if anyone is interested#idk this sucks#be good to the people who were still there they deserve it#warner media on the other hand…..rot <3
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drew one of the memes in this person's post again
reblogs > likes
#did i put way too much effort into what is essentially a shitpost?#yes#do i regret it?#no#tf2#tf2 fanart#engineer tf2#sniper tf2#spy tf2#soldier tf2#tf2 demoman#i suck at drawing backgrounds so this was me improvising#bus i think it actually turned out pretty good. lmk what you think#also i'm so proud out of how the fire turned out#sniper's legs were so hard to do FEUSIGFYESFSE#anywyas i'm done rambling :3#i'm gonna go do the sniper teeth ask next
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i do think that braces are a kind of socially acceptable torture device. not maliciously but simply by nature of being a cage of sharp metal welded to your teeth.
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i really can not stand the “fandom is so fun we’re all just projecting and making shit up” thing. because no i actually deeply admire the canon of my favorite media and all the intention and care and craft put into it. we are not the same.
#ur supposed to do that when the source material sucks#when theres huge gaps worth filling whether its in representation or just bad writing or SOMETHING fundamentally unexplored#when the source material is good and smart and has like 2 decades worth of really well developed characters with psychological complexity#stories about queerness and mental illness and neurodivergence and shit. all right there in canon. ripe to pick and dig ur teeth in#WHY BOTHER MAKING SHIT UP it just. dumbs down everything.#not to be like a rick and morty redditor going umm ackshully u need a high iq to understand this show ☝️🤓#but like. it’s true maybe? media literacy is kicking half this fandom’s ass#im not talking about anyone in particular just a general trend im seeing getting worse
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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post
#chattin#due to. recent tags that resonated w me#im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope#esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever#ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like#fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front#but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places#things that let him see things w a microscopic lens#things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe#u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about#i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around#and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else#a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant#HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way#saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin#but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it#and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much#get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely#love him#xenobio#for tagging
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I've been feeling a little weird in my own skin lately, so i projected my thoughts onto the Touden siblings
#literally sucking on my teeth as i write this lmao#sorry if this is lowkey sloppy i just wanted to put it on paper#shoutout to everyone who's ever had a body that Feels Just Kind Of Weird#art cabinet#dungeon meshi#laios touden#falin touden#touden siblings#dunmeshi
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Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away
#I may only be thinking about a select few but these are all the ones that I remember#bear with me it’s been a while since I’ve finished tma#I’m thinking about Jonathan Fanshawe going I hate you never speak to me again I’m filing a restraining order#all the best and your loyal loving servant I miss you already bbg Jonathan 😔#Peter there is a long line of bodies before you#I mean that literally#boi really sucked the life outta em#and watched#thought about this real hard while brushing my teeth#tma podcast#tma#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#jonah magnus#elias bouchard
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@davekatweek 2024 free day old old old concept based on the phrase TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER karkat crash landed on earth and they are on a road trip to the white house. normally they sleep in the car but they got themselves a nice hotel for the night
#cw suggestive#cannot lie fellatio hadnt even crossed my mind i just wanted him brushing his teeth#why couldnt they just take turns in the bathroom. the rituals are intricate it seems#davekatweek#davekat week#davekat week 2024#davekatweek2024#dave#karkat#dave strider#karkat vantas#video#melisongart#if it looks like i traced the bathroom form the sims its bc i did#ive had the sketch for years but the room designer i used sucked bootyyyyy
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wip of a model- you can probably guess who it is! ignore that he has no head lel first time doing everything solely in Maya, kinda proud of myself
#my art#beepartcollection#tf2#team fortress 2#WIP#3d modeling#its jerry lol#tf2 jerry#i wanna rig him but i also know i suck shit at rigging. and i have never rigged a mouth#ill prolly just copy paste some teeth for him from one of the mercs
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I started interview with a vampireeeeee
#this relationship is so *sucks teeth* ☝🏾 its something#only 2 episodes in starting the third. i like it#kae.txt
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so imma be honest
i don't like this.
but imma post it anyway bc... well- it's kinda already made-
and ik there's gonna be someone out there that's gonna turnsie over it so might as well
#eye strain#(?) maybe#(?) kinda#(?) i think#(?) i guess#call it a bad day (or like 4)#(this took a while...)#he looks a bit darker(?) then supposed to#bro got burnt#this man#this man i stg#he's so-#yes.#also gave him sharp teeth bc that's still an Eclipse#and we just kinda collectivly agreed he has sharp teeth ig?#sue me.#also i suck at hyper-style art#i suck at art in general#fnaf#fnaf fanart#sams#sams solar#sun and moon show#solar#sams fanart#dca fanart#it deleted like half of my taggssssssssssss#i am not about to write that all again. fuck you all.#this is a thirst trap in disguise#art
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Billy likes biting, he likes it a lot, he always did:
When Stu needs braces after the TV incident, the biting became even better. Not only was the teeth digging into his skin, leaving indents and bruises, but so was the metal itself. It left cooler marks and it hurt more. God, Billy likes biting so much more now that Stu has braces
#where stu has braces after the tv incident and survives (he probably messed up some teeth)#and yes braces make biting feel better#or worse- depends how you look at it#just dont break the braces- that would suck#imagine explaining that you broke your braces by biting soneone too hard... oof#stuilly#stu x billy#billy x stu#stu macher#billy loomis#slashers#ghostface#scream 1996#scream#scream movie
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Grrrraghhggrr adaine not remembering Oisin (BECAUSE HE CHANGED AND GOT BUFF OVER THE SUMMER?!!!!) and him saying "Oh we had one history of glyphs class" WHILE THROWING THE PING PONGS WITH THE GLYPHS when I GET you Oisin when I GET YOU
#grrhhrh gnashing my teeth and snarling#he's still hot tho and that's what sucks the most#adaine#adaine abernant#oisin hakinvar#d20#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy
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vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with
it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface
it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop
ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body
he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste
johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite
ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love
#pet peeve time i hate the vampire ‘licks a bite to stop it bleeding’ trope bc it biologically doesn’t make sense#if anything a vampire’s saliva would have an anticoagulant effect to /stop/ a bit from clotting so they can drink more#anyway back to bloody kisses lmao#thinking about the actual biological difference between humans and vampires and how much it would /hurt/ to grow a pair of fangs#like the human mouth isnt meant to have teeth that big or muscles strong enough to to support them#or the increased bite force they need#so not only are they growing new teeth theyre also growing bigger muscles and their mouths are having to adapt to them#that would cause so much pain#you ever grown in a wisdom tooth? it sucks and that nowhere near this level#on top of all that youre also starving and have an unquenchable need to feed#the intimacy of a sire feeding their fledgling from their own mouths#weaning them off their blood but still so dependent on them#and even after johnny can bite and feed on his own he still craves the closeness of being fed from ghosts mouth#and ghost never denies him#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#soap cod#save post#we’re a team. ghost team
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Can you draw Kai please?
Absolutely! I love drawing a good fire boy! :D
#ninjago#lego ninjago#Kai smith#kai jiang#Kai Ninjago#sorry these drawings suck I hit a rut in my art and was struggling for a bit#-points at myself in the mirror- part of the creative process is hitting ruts where you think your art is bad bc as you improve you gain#higher standards for your skills#-grits teeth- this is a necessary process#hails asks#hails’ art#hails talks
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