#Teeth suck
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morphofan · 12 days ago
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Teeth suck. I have a feeling in the near future it'll be just normal to get all your teeth replaced with fake, more sturdy false teeth, as soon as all your adult teeth are in. It'll be like getting your ears pierced. Not everyone will do it, but it will be so commonplace nobody will give you a second glance after you've done it.
Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones
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ghoulbats · 9 months ago
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well….it finally happened
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wolfram-but-art · 7 months ago
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drew one of the memes in this person's post again
reblogs > likes
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valtsv · 10 months ago
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i do think that braces are a kind of socially acceptable torture device. not maliciously but simply by nature of being a cage of sharp metal welded to your teeth.
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macdenlover · 7 months ago
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i really can not stand the “fandom is so fun we’re all just projecting and making shit up” thing. because no i actually deeply admire the canon of my favorite media and all the intention and care and craft put into it. we are not the same.
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monkesupreme · 12 days ago
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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post
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#chattin#due to. recent tags that resonated w me#im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope#esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever#ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like#fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front#but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places#things that let him see things w a microscopic lens#things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe#u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about#i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around#and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else#a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant#HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way#saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin#but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it#and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much#get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely#love him#xenobio#for tagging
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cabinette · 7 months ago
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I've been feeling a little weird in my own skin lately, so i projected my thoughts onto the Touden siblings
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royaltea000 · 8 months ago
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Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away
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buzzingroyalty · 2 months ago
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@davekatweek 2024 free day old old old concept based on the phrase TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER karkat crash landed on earth and they are on a road trip to the white house. normally they sleep in the car but they got themselves a nice hotel for the night
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beepartcollection · 1 month ago
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wip of a model- you can probably guess who it is! ignore that he has no head lel first time doing everything solely in Maya, kinda proud of myself
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pcktknife · 2 months ago
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I started interview with a vampireeeeee
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piowasthere · 5 months ago
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so imma be honest
i don't like this.
but imma post it anyway bc... well- it's kinda already made-
and ik there's gonna be someone out there that's gonna turnsie over it so might as well
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Billy likes biting, he likes it a lot, he always did:
When Stu needs braces after the TV incident, the biting became even better. Not only was the teeth digging into his skin, leaving indents and bruises, but so was the metal itself. It left cooler marks and it hurt more. God, Billy likes biting so much more now that Stu has braces
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emptyjunior · 7 months ago
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Grrrraghhggrr adaine not remembering Oisin (BECAUSE HE CHANGED AND GOT BUFF OVER THE SUMMER?!!!!) and him saying "Oh we had one history of glyphs class" WHILE THROWING THE PING PONGS WITH THE GLYPHS when I GET you Oisin when I GET YOU
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s0fter-sin · 7 months ago
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vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with
it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface
it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop
ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body
he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste
johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite
ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love
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the-painted-siren · 25 days ago
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Can you draw Kai please?
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Absolutely! I love drawing a good fire boy! :D
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