#Team member Eepy

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

I returned to Rt. 31 to battle that bug catcher, and Eepy won handily. She's actually really strong! But following that sweeping victory, a sense of pride seems to have taken her, and she's begun ignoring orders in battle. I asked around about it in town.

At the Pokémon Center, I was told that getting Falkner's gym badge might help her respect me. A chatty older couple also told me some history and local legends. The woman warned me that ghost Pokémon are sometimes seen in Sprout Tower, and that they are immune to normal attacks. The man told me about an old gang called Team Rocket.

Apparently, they were defeated by a kid not much older than I.

I told him that I'd heard of Red, even in a place as remote as New Bark Town.

Some others in town invited me to lunch with them at their place, and told me about their daughter, who is somewhere near Port Olivine these days. One kid in the family offered to trade me an Onix for a Bellsprout, but I haven't been to the tower yet, so I didn't have one. I wonder if they're difficult to catch. Anyway, I don't think I'll make the trade. Onix are on the rarer side to catch in the wild, and if, like I suspect, his sister caught it for him, then I have every confidence that he'll catch that Bellsprout when he's good and ready.

After lunch, I took Trunks for a stroll through Violet City's Cheri Grove, in a light rain. He loved it.

The word around town is that if you battle your way to the top of Sprout Tower, they'll reward you with a copy of the Flash HM. I'm sure Eepy would appreciate the gesture, and it would certainly make it easier to explore Dark Cave. I think I'll set my sights on that before Falkner. I'm a little bit daunted to go after that first gym badge, if I'm being honest. Just in case, I went to the shop and spent some of my money on an Escape Rope. Caves can be very dangerous to the unprepared.

West of Violet City, Rt. 36 is a big crossroads, so I went to check it out. But no one was there! No traffic at all! It had to do with some weird tree blocking the path.

Man, was that guy funny or what? Well, I tried to explore the route a bit more, but I encountered one of those ghosts I was warned about instead. I thought she said they were inside the tower!

I knew Trunks wouldn't be able to battle it, so I sent out Embers. The Gastly used some sort of hypnosis to put Embers to sleep! With Eepy ingnoring me, we were no match. I returned Embers to his Pokéball and fled. I sure am glad that older lady warned me about the ghosts, otherwise that could have been nasty.

By the way, I've been noticing more than one invasive species in this subregion of Johto. Kanto and Johto Pokémon have always migrated across Tojho falls, but I didn't expect to see so many Wurmple!

With the Ralts and the Whismur I encountered on Rt. 30, I don't know whether to be glad it's so easy to travel these days, or mad at the ship captains and trainers for being so laissez-faire with customs. Someone has to look out for the balance of the ecosystems on this Pokémon planet!

[pokestiltzkin]

Making my way down the mountain on Rt.46, I encountered a pair of campers. These guys were tough, more talented than any gym leader I'd faced, but they had no interest in city-fied life, they told me. Somehow, Eepy, Trunks and I pulled through, and after we won, something incredible happened. Eepy evolved again!

The next morning I bid them adieu, and it took me all day to get back to Rt.36 and start on the path north to Ecruteak. But on the way, I happened across a scene...

Axel was antagonizing some thugs in uniform, or maybe they were antagonizing him. Either way, the uniformed guys were looking to leave the scene, fast. We overheard them talking about the Pokémon Professor who lives in New Bark Town, which could only mean one person. I didn't wait to consult Axel, but had Spoons teleport me back immediately.

Professor Elm and I had enough time to prepare, and we hid in the back corner of the lab so I could ambush the thugs when they appeared. They declared themselves to be Team Saturn.

I was able to defeat the lackey, but the boss gave me some trouble until Butters sprang to our aid. It was good to fight alongside him again, I must say.

Butters, Elm, and I drove them off and away from the lab, and then settled in. We made a report to the police, and then, finally, Axel showed up. He explained that he was from a place called the Ouka region...

...and that he had a personal vendetta against Team Saturn. After he left, Prof. Elm theorized that those thugs and their team might be after Latias and Latios, but that those two legendary Pokémon were not known to reside in Johto.

I don't know if I'm going to get further involved in this Team Saturn Team Rocket business, but one thing is sure. It's a whole wide world out there full of tough, tough opponents. And if I aim to be the best, like no one ever was, I'll need to do a lot more training!

See you on the other side of the grind,

-Kris

[mbohjeezart]

Hermit a Day May: Day 26, Groups and Collabs, ZITS!

And here's their full portrait without the text:

[vivwritesfics]

Eepies

Self indulgent, based on THIS request that I've already written lol

Norlestappen x reader

Warnings: talks of anxiety, mentions of dom/sub dynamics (no smut)

Max and Charles were like two large, overprotective dogs. Especially when it came to their partners. The scene was always the same, she and Lando walking along in front of them or doing something goofy with Max and Charles behind them, watching over them.

(Max and Charles stood there, arms folded over their chests as they watched Lando give an interview. It was unprofessional to have her there with him while he was being interviewed, but nobody could deny them of each other. It took everything in Max and Charles to let them do it alone, to not step in and take control of the conversation when it turned to their relationship).

Their protective nature wasn't just reserved for the track. It happened in their Monaco apartment, too. Like when she was climbing on the counter to get something out of the cupboards, or when Lando fell asleep while he was gaming (usually found by Max, who stayed up later than any of them). Or when she was feeling that mysterious sense of anxiety that she couldn't understand.

She didn't need to understand it, because they were happy to take care of it for her. It was always the same routine when she was feeling like this, Charles holding her on the couch, keeping the fluffy blanket wrapped around her shoulders while Max made her something to eat. Lando did whatever she needed of him, usually following Max and Charles's lead.

They loved their partners, loved being protective over them. But, with the boys driving for different teams, it wasn’t always possible.

She was more attached to Lando. It wasn't that she loved Max and Charles any less than she loved him. It was just easier to trail after Lando than it was to trail after Max and Charles.

(Maybe it was because, when it came to sex, she and Lando were submissive compared to Max and Charles. Sometimes they let them 'take control', but it wasn’t real control. It was easy to let those dynamics slip out of their sex life, especially with how protective Charles and Max were.)

She followed Lando to the McLaren garage. Charles and Max weren't offended. They kissed their heads and sent them on their way, with the promise to meet outside of the McLaren garage after the practice session.

They were too busy during the practice session to see each other, even to exchange a quick kiss. But they could see them stood together when Lando wasn't in the car.

They were so goddamm cute, Max and Charles couldn't help but feel their hearts swell.

The service practice session really took it out of the both of them. Even if she wasn't driving, she was still yawning as she sat in Lando's drivers room.

He yawned with her, falling on the sofa beside him. "We need to go meet Maxie and Charlie," she mumbled as she leaned against him, pulling her knees up to her chest.

Lando kissed the top of her head. "In a minute," he mumbled, wrapping his arms around her.

They quickly fell asleep. Neither of them had meant to, but they'd been so tired, so comfortable leaning against each other. Lando snored softly against the top of her head and she gripped his shirt and drooled against his chest.

They couldn't know that Max and Charles were desperately running around searching for them. Max and Charles knew how sleepy the both of them got (they'd started calling it 'Eepie', which drove Max and Charles crazy), knew they must have been sleeping somewhere.

But they couldn't get into the McLaren garage to check. The employees at McLaren wouldn't let them in to check. As desperate as they were to find their sleeping partner, they couldn't well storm into the garage.

But then a member of staff found them sleeping in Landos drivers room, curled up against each other. The staff at McLaren realised that, in order to get her and Lando back to their hotel room, they needed Max and Charles.

So, Max and Charles were led through to Lando's drivers room. Max knocked softly on the door and pushing it open.

"They look like angels," Charles whispered as he leaned against Max. Max nodded in agreement. They really did look like angel, but they couldn't have been comfortable.

As they usually did, Max and Charles played a game of rock paper scissors to decide who carried who. The loser attempted to carry Lando.

Charles grinned as he scooped her into his arms. It had taken a moment to get her to let go of Lando but, as soon as she was in Charles arms, she was holding his shirt.

Max took several attempts to pick Lando up. He was small, but he was packed with muscle and he wasn't light. Max tried several different ways of carrying him before he settled him over his shoulder.

"Let's get our angels home," he said and leaned forward to give Charles a kiss.

The wonderful, incredible @biancathecool has requested more about their dynamics so expect that later lol.

[illuminakisser]

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE PHIGHTING APRIL FOOLS TOWER AS OF NOW, THIS WILL BE UPDATED AS MORE INFO IS DISCOVERED OR MORE THEORIES ARE MADE.

ok info about whats theorized to be medkits nightmare GO

Title of game : . (its a period)

Icon is the same as base game, background is the default one

The music playing is just overtime slowed down by a lot

1. MAP

You spawn on a road with sidewalks that have candles, you have a lantern in your inventory.

As you walk you will occasionally see an exit sign.

Halfway, pillars stretch up from the ground, most are normal but some are shaped like hands that reach to the sky. On top of the hands are weird figures with glowing green eyes and horns that look like something from the flaming horns series?

(thats the closest thing i could find,,,)

At the end of the road is the default Happy Home, though with minor modifications. An exit sign is right at the stairs and pointing at the door. Tube tvs are inside the home, a giant one at the middle against the wall with two stacks of tvs in the corners. The left side has one tv off, while the others are full of red static. They don't do anything when interacted with.

Note: This sorta resembles the thumbnail for scythe's teaser.

They also look like the TVs in broker's secret room (i reached the image limit so cant show ough)

Outside to the left and on top of the house are the same weird green eyed figures.

2. DIALOGUE

There are many figures running around saying various phrases,

phrases that ive seen:

"Help!"

"you traitor"

"do something"

"be useful"

"please help me"

"Useless support"

"Help me!"

"help"

"please just heal me"

"Please heal me"

"How's your eye?" (Idk if this is random dialogue or subspace dialogue)

Though, some of these figures are saying things from medkit ally dialogue.

Ingame dialogue phrases:

"Do I really want to work with a rebel on my team?" - Banhammer

"Hey!! Great seeing you!!" - Subspace

"How's that eye doing??" - Subspace

3. THE OVERSEER NEXTBOT OR SOMETHING IDK

You are chased by an overseer eye, it can't be stopped permanently. Though, it can be halted by positioning yourself in the right area, however, it has good pathing and can jump extremely high, so you can't hide from it.

Getting caught by it results in an image showing up on the screen, this rewards you a badge the first time you see it.

Random note: the eye is weirdly clean? im not sure if its medkit's eye or not since I remember soda saying that subspace just threw the eye away,, (not sure if this is still canon)

After this you get kicked from the game with the message "You must kill him to become him."

The interesting thing is that this is the description of the overseer eye cosmetic.

This probably means something like "you must kill overseer to become him" or something but what does that mean who is killing overseer huh what

↑ ok theories have been made (thank u discord user ankles0560 for the medkit part)

The one killing him might be either medkit or katana.

KATANA : there is dialogue between katana and ban hammer

Ban Hammer: "You can't get involved with the business of the dudes higher up." Katana: "And who will stop me?"

↑ I will expand on this later but im eepy rn help

MEDKIT : ok the whole thing is about Medkit so the kick message is probably the overseer eye talking to Medkit,,

Soda has said that if Katana knew more about Medkit, he would kill him. This could mean multiple things but very interesting hm

Another interesting thing is the jumpscare noise, it is a jumpscare noise used in old games.

The interesting part is what it is, the noise is actually the sound of the subspace tripmine slowed down, whether this was just coincidence or because of the subspace thing is unknown, it might even be both?

EXTRA . CHURCH OF THE TRUE EYE INFO

Not really related to the tower but just what we know about the cult

A religious group within lost temple, not everybody from lost temple is a member of it.

It is mentioned in Medkit's phone dialogue.

Every member of the cult is missing an eye.

Soda has mentioned that the reason why Sword's eye isn't missing is because he wasn't born in lost temple.

CORRECTION: Sword was born in lost temple, but wasn't raised in it. The point still stands that this is the reason why he hasn't lost an eye.

Based on dialogue between medkit and banhammer, it has been around for a while now. (THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME)

It is unknown what the goals or structure of the cult are currently.

They have a uniform, Medkit, Scythe, and Broker share the motif of outfits of mostly teal.

Scythe calls Vine Staff "blessed" in her dialogue with her, this is related to the cult somehow since in the same conversation Vine says "No! You and your creepy family can buzz off!"

^ According to broker, her curse is rare but she isn't the first one to have it.

They call themselves a family, and call Overseer their Father.

Overseer info:

There is barely any, but this is what we know.

They are referred to as a leader, it is unknown whether they are the faction leader or just the cult leader.

Scythe refers to him as a deity, whether they truly are one, manipulated the cult into believing they are, or the cult simply calls him a deity is unknown.

An alternative is that she isn't talking about overseer here at all, though if that is so we don't know if she's talking about a sfoth deity or a different one. ← if it is a sfoth deity, it is most likely to be darkheart or venomshank (or maybe even ghostwalker? idk)

btw soda said this. soda wdym

Feel free to add more info or things i missed/got wrong in reblogs or comments!!

pls do say more info if you have it im making this based on what the guys im theorizing with are saying i didnt have time to do more than 1 playthrough

[mask-of-prime]

TLG: Final 10 Episodes Sketch Dump

September 2nd once again fell on a Labor Day, like it once did when the final 10 episodes of TLG dropped on WatchTLG (due to its early release on the old DisneyNOW app). The alignment of the exact day, month, and holiday five years later put me in the spirit to sketch away as I rewatched these episodes.

I was there when the countdown on the WatchTLG site had about an hour left. I hadn't seen a full episode of TLG until that point because I at the time thought I wouldn't be into it. I saw the synopses for these episodes leaked somewhere online and was doubtful yet VERY hopeful that the one with Vitani's Lion Guard was going to be a real episode simply because I wanted to see her in new content, regardless of my familiarity with the show.

When I binge-watched these final episodes with a friend, my relationship with the show improved as I went to watch the rest of the show over the next few months. I was so grateful to see so much content and worldbuilding for the TLK universe

Sketch descriptions under the cut:

1. Friends to the End

I've said this before in a review of this episode, but whether or not the writers intended this, their portrayal of irritability brought on by an anxiety attack is astounding. Kion's anxiety is piled up more and more when he's in a hurry to find a cure at the Tree of Life, Bunga repeatedly tells him he's becoming like Scar, and the rest of the group just "blind leading the blind"-in their journey SO badly because they're a bunch of unsupervised freshman-aged kids who are in their "Well I wouldn't go THAT far" or "Can I be the devil's advocate" phase.

This situation of fearing becoming like a shitty family member and being told you are by people when you're already in a vulnerable state is just SO vile and unfortunately so real. I found myself relating hard to this episode due to Kion's valid af anger in this episode, which is why I had to draw Kion claiming his "Don't you just wanna go apeshit??" era.

Kion is basically me throughout this episode and the entire first half of Season 3. It is SO HARD to get through this season sometimes when these same couple of lines keep coming at least once per episode. As soon as I hear Fuli saying "Uhh... Kion?" or "KION!!" I know exactly what's coming.

2. The Tree of Life:

Since we never get to see Sahasi and Ananda's color palettes they had in life, I took what I could make out from their spirit forms as well as some creative liberties, and came up with what they may have looked like on Earth.

Ananda is where Baliyo gets his freckles and dull, dark pelt, and where Rani gets her purple pupils, red nose, and dark tail. Sahasi is where Rani gets her richer pelt and where Baliyo gets his nose gradient, multicolored mane, and lighter tail color.

Fun Fact: According to some email responses from a member of the team who worked on TLG, they said that Sahasi was meant to be Janna's son, which for me, puts an end to a debate I had in my head where I was stuck between either him or Ananda being Janna's child: On one hand, I liked the idea of Sahasi and Surak being the foils of Mufasa and Scar, but also liked the idea of Ananda as Janna's daughter and heir since they looked so alike, as well as it solidifying the martriarchy headcanon I have for the Night Pride. Though the team member didn't straight-up provide Sahasi's relation to Janna and Surak as an absolute fact, rather it was simply the gist they got from the creation of Sahasi's character, it's an answer from a team member at all, which I can absolutely settle with. I decided to give him a similar fur color to Surak because of that.

3. The River of Patience:

I just HAD to doodle eepy Kion. It's like the one part of this episode that sticks with me outside the wholesome therapy dynamics and Kion heroically holding the flower between his teeth. This is basically him but if he fully succumbed to falling asleep waiting for the log.

4. Little Old Ginterbong:

Can I just say that I fucking LOVE Mama Binturong's character?? She's absolutely insane and constantly looks like an addict that needs her fix. She makes me nostalgic for some reason, and I think it's gotta do with her Mama Gunda vibes (which is odd because I wasn't even that young when I saw Tarzan II). I had to draw her doing the thing lol

5. Poa the Destroyer:

All I could think about throughout this episode besides the rare Evil Beshte is how insufferable Pinguino is. I mean it in kind of a good way, his personality is so ridiculous that he's made me laugh a few times.

6. Long Live the Queen:

Surprisingly, the sketch regarding this episode is probably the least expected subject matter out of anything I could've put here: An idea that's been forming in my head for a bit now was the idea of Bunga and Binga continuing the fostering/babysitting business of Bunga's "uncles". Bunga is shown to be a natural with young animals in a few episodes, and it continues in the subplot of this episode where he watches over Varya's cubs.

7. The Lake of Reflection:

The one thing that viscerally stuck with me in this episode was the unbelievably cute design they gave bby Cheezi. Had to sketch him.

8. Triumph of the Roar:

Obligatory Askari sketch because I actually love drawing him and making headcanons of his era. Looking back... he kinda looks like he's looking down at the events of the bottom drawing in slight disappointment.

9. Journey to the Pride Lands:

Drew Azaad (for what I think might be the first time) with the only thing he seemed to be doing throughout this episode -- taking any opportunity he can to comment about how much better cheetahs are at basically everything. He's fun to draw and I'd like to do more art of him one day.

10. Return to the Pride Lands

This is a sketch of what I deadass thought was gonna happen during this scene the first time I saw this episode lmao. At the time, the previous two episodes were fresh on my mind so I thought Kion was once again going to spam his tornado ability, but with Vitani as his subject for his demonstration. She already knew so little of the Roar as it was, given her absence throughout most of TLG's storyline, but could you imagine what she must've been thinking seeing how much Kion's Roar evolved?

[riririnnnn]

-> Multi-talented:

@soleilonthesun giving a heartfelt speech after receiving her 237th oscar award for her outstanding movies. According to sources, she writes her scripts on an average time of 14 minutes and was just 10 months old when she directed her first film. Reporting isn't the only thing she is talented in!

-> Trauma Bonding:

(L -> R) @riririnnnn, @galaxynajma and @luvingshidou in the hospital after getting their craniums C R O N C H E D by @getosugurusbangs's girlfriend, Alexis Ness. This traumatic incident has brought these members even closer to eachother. They reportedly raced in a wheelchair around the hallways of the hospital and the tire marks are said to be preserved and converted to a historical landmark to honour Girlfriend FC!

-> Beauty with brain:

@satosuguhastakenovermylife working in her glam laboratory. She played a key role in breaking Aiku's curse and saving her team's members' lives. Insiders say that she has refused 30 Nobel Peace Prizes till now because she wants to remain humble. She also provides regular lectures for the lecturers in Harvard University.

-> Beauty with brawn:

After @luvingshidou's epic fights with the aliens from outer space, she realised her true power and entered the world of kickboxing and WWE. Since that day, she has won over 451 matches and has been awarded 233 title belts. Legends say that she have been seen fighting bears in the forest with her bare hands.

-> GAS GAS GAS‼️:

While trying to pick up her daughter, @bueris, @hooudie212 learnt about her phenomenal driving skills. Since that day, she has been racing. She has won 341 street races and 179 F1 races. She is rumoured to launch her own car company and according to sources, her cars achieve a max speed of 981 m/s and can withstand a meteo's direct hit.

-> Happily ever after:

@someprettyname with her lover, Chigiri Hyoma. After her break up with her previous long-term lover, she didn't have any hopes for love, but then Chigiri Hyoma entered her life and showered her with love that she deserves. Girlfriend FC wishes this new couple a very long happy life together!!

-> Battle of worthy one:

(L -> R) The legendary battle between @merlucide and @riririnnnn for the worthy one of @licoririce's kisses. The battle is live streamed with 10B+ viewers currently. People are streaming on multiple devices to see multiple angles. Folklore says that @riririnnnn has never lost a battle against a challenger and @merlucide has never lost a battle she challenged—truly an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force!

-> Unhand me, Mortal!:

Usagi Isagi, a bunny adopted by @blue-thief. Bunny whisperers have claimed that Usagi Isagi is planning to take over the whole world! But for now, he spends his day cheering for Girlfriend FC. He has been recorded jumping up and down out of happiness whenever @blue-thief scores a goal.

-> Eepy:

Kitty Kaiser, a kitten rescued from a dumpster by @galaxynajma. @riririnnnn claims that he ate all the dirt from her garden and left big holes where her twin, @bueris, fell down. However, for now, he sleeps without a worry in the world!

That's it for now!

Hope we'll have more lore, I want to add other members too in our treasured memories.

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨:

➺ work ethic  — lee! chan | ler! felix

➺ details — lee! chan | ler! minho, felix, jisung, jeongin

➺ behind the scenes — lee! minho | ler! felix & seungmin

➺ decision — lee! chan & minho | ler! skz

➺ sleep schedule — lee! chan | ler! skz

➺ pillow fight — switch! 3racha

➺ the pain carries silently — lee! minho | ler! skz

➺ interrogation unmasked — lee! minho & jeongin | ler! minho & chan

➺ bratty <3 — lee! minho | ler! chan

➺ stage stuck — lee! minho | ler! chan

➺ tag team — lee! minho & changbin | ler! chan & seungmin

➺ gotta work — lee! changbin | ler! hyunjin

➺ rock, paper, scissors, tickle — lee! changbin | ler! chan, minho, hyunjin

➺ how the skz members tickle changbin — lee! changbin | ler! skz

➺ weak — lee! changbin | ler! chan, hyunjin, and jisung

➺ oh really? — lee! hyunjin | ler! minho

➺ knuckle — lee! hyunjin | ler! skz

➺ closer to you — lee! hyunjin | ler! felix

➺ gloved — lee! hyunjin | ler! seungmin & felix

➺ wow — lee! han | ler! chan & changbin

➺ eepy quokka — lee! han | ler! chan & changbin

➺ use your words — lee! han | ler! chan

➺ the tickle theory — lee! han | ler! chan

➺ team up — lee! han | ler! chan & minho

➺ how to slow down time — lee! han | ler! minho

➺ the worst — lee! han | ler! minho

➺ older — lee! han | ler! jeongin

➺ a little tied up — lee! han | ler! skz

➺ love left — lee! han | ler! skz

➺ lights, camera, action — lee! han | ler! chan

➺ handstand — lee! felix | ler! minho

➺ tiktoks on friday — lee! felix| ler! hyunjin

➺ a well deserved break — lee! seungmin | ler! skz

➺ a little too old — lee! seungmin | ler! chan

➺ punishment, please — lee! seungmin | ler! jeongin

➺ cheer up — lee! jeongin | ler! skz

➺ throw pillow — lee! jeongin | ler! chan, han, hyunjin

➺ ruthless? seeker — lee! skz | ler! skz

➺ win/lose — lee! skz | ler! skz

➺ movie night — lee! skz | ler! skz

➺ the met gala aftermath — lee! skz | ler! skz

[mychlapci]

oh tfp dratchet headcanons you say! oh boy do i have some for you

contrary to other continuities, tfp drift in my mind is a beastformer, a wild hare beastformer specifically. i have the idea that he and ratchet were already conjunxed before the war made it to earth but they got separated and the two of them had a reunion when ratchet found him trapped in altmode within a human hunting trap.

all the other members of team prime are always on edge around drift bc he doesn't make any noise while moving and also is really easy to startle (bc hare are prey animals and he's got those vibes in him) and with those swords that makes him a real danger if somebot manages to sneak up on him.

he likes sleeping in atlmode in ratchet's lap and the kids think it's really funny (miko mostly) that the big bad scary samurai bot is actually an eepy little bunny who enjoys getting head scratches from his favourite doctor

also his sex drive is enormous, he can overload like ten times in a row without any issues which typically means that ratchet gets bent over his desk for three hours straight and his pussy gets wrecked.

i just really like the idea of a beastformer drift who is so fucking horny all the time and who likes being just a small little bunny who can absolutely kick con aft

-burnt ice anon

Beastformer tfp Drift is a very refreshing take. We didn’t really have a lot of beastformers in tfp except for the predacons (we didn't even get Ravage…)

Drift being a scary fucking freak because no one can hear him coming and he has that classic wild hare vibe of like, sensing impending doom, is so funny to me. He's Ratchet's creepy boyfriend. No one can even comprehend why Ratchet would go for a wide-eyed beastformer as his conjunx, but watching him sleep in Ratchet's lap in his alt-mode is, admitedly, very cute.

yes to bunny Drift being a fuck-machine. He has the sex drive fit for a beastformer and will go for hours and hours and hours. He'd mount Ratchet from behind and hump him until Ratchet cannot feel his legs, drooling with his Nth overload of the evening.

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 5-14: The Monkey Miraculous: What the Hell, Kim?

Alright, I've heard a lot about this episode. Apparently it explains the reason why Marinette is such a stalker is because she was traumatized last year from a prank by Chloe when she was confessing to Kim, which makes sense for Kim. He was the third member of Team Chloe in season 1 until Dark Cupid. But apparently he regresses back to his season 1 personality because this is Season 5 and the characterization has gone to hell. Kagami's going to date Adrien's evil twin later in this season. No matter. What's important is Girlsquad Lore.

The eepy sleepy

I know PTSD works in irrational ways, but I have to wonder why it's flaring up now and didn't during Mr. Pigeon 72. They had pretty similar scenarios. Did Kim want to confess to Marinette as well?

Sponge

Babe, wake up! New outfit models! Model! Hehehe, Adrien was a model. Or was that used in season 4?

Alright, he's just being a himbo at the moment...

Straight to the Akuma!

Water physics!

Flashback!

Welp, in my canon it's two years in a row and every year except for one. The Marc year. Also I like how Marinette has a different hairstyle because the pigtails are to honor Soqueline!

Wow, why did Chloe stop pranking Marinette like that during the next school year? At most she did a gum prank.

This is too much even for Ms. Mendeleiev.

1. Where's Alix?

2. Accidental roast

3. To be fair, Mylene, your mother isn't a hyper-famous person that could easily become a role model for you and your father isn't rich enough to spoil you because of how fucked-up you most likely were that your mother left you.

Yes! Soqueline!

The spy

Yeah, this feels kinda OOC.

I mean, people will probably just think you're a jackass, Chloe.

Now that isn't even realistic writing. That's just an attempt as an excuse.

And now he's back to pre-Dark Cupid. >:(

Looking at Ondine's body and why is her abdomen so damn thin?

Also in general the animation feels more robotic this episode.

Laugh track

Chat Noir's fucking PISSED

Technically, Ladybug's the one at fault there. By stopping Chat like that he was an easy target for Dark Humor. Good name btw

Terlet shard

Oh. Another scene to show how eeeeeevil Chloe is.

The flashback half of this episode would've been good if it was set up back in season 1. Other than that I was right on all counts, plus Chloe's evil feels OOC as well. Disrespectful. Either way, I can start doing my Girlsquad lore next!

[peydawgz]

helloo^^ i saw your other recent venture work and it was so good! 10/10 would read again- anywho, i would love to request a fic from you with them!!

an afab gender neutral!reader with a scenario of the reader being one of the younger OG overwatch memebers and is tasked to kind of « guide » venture when they first join overwatch!! (i think it would be funny if the reader was like, their complete opposite w their fighting style and is some far away support hero instead of close up damage so theyre both confused on why the reader was chosen to be sloans teacher tehe)

mostly fluff and maybe some friends to lovers ooo

New Recruit || Venture x Reader

I’m so eepy and I’ve been writing all day I hope this is legible ily anon

Your first interaction was Reinhardt introducing you to Sloan, making things sort of awkward as he spoke for you instead of letting you do it yourself. You just kind of waved hello and let him do all the ranting of how great at the job you were, and how great the two of you would get along.

Venture stuck to your side, very excited for their first day with you and listened very intently for your advice. You led them out to the training grounds, going first for some aim training. The robot hovered meters away from you, and you simply used your weapon to shoot it from afar.

You showed off your other abilities, all used at a far range. “Go for the head, always. Critical shot.” “Stay back, you can’t take that much damage so I’ll need to have you close to heal you.” “Scatter your steps so the opponent won’t have a straight shot.” “Get them from above.” You lined out all the basics, before it was time for them to step up to the line.

Sloan awkwardly looked between you and their weapon and the robot, not doing anything. “Well? What’s going on, new recruit? It’s just a robot- he doesn’t have sentience.”

“I know that! It’s just,, Well your pointers are great, but…” they rev up their drill, demonstrating the low pressure behind their shots, missing the robot by a long shot. “Doesn’t work in my case. Sorry for wasting your time.” They look down sadly.

“Hey, no, it’s alright! We can come up with something!” You reassure them as the understanding hits them. “I didn’t say anything while you were showing me earlier, you looked so cool and focused and everything- I couldn’t interrupt.” They said, relieved that you weren’t upset. You understood.

You spent more time with them on assessing their strengths and weaknesses, showing them the best ways to move around the battlefield in their role. You were impressed at all the eliminations they were racking up , and how good of a listener they were.

Days went on, training consistently and using every trick you could think up to help them move forward in their hero career. You went on to show them how to escort civilians and payloads safely, and how to push ahead of the game to outsmart your enemies.

Sloan really looked up to you, and despite your differences you really did find a way to help them better themselves in understanding the hero lifestyle.

“You’ve been doing really good this past week, I’m really proud of how far you’ve come.” You compliment at the end of your last training session together. “I think you’re strong enough to be on your own now, but I’ll always be here to back you up so don’t be afraid to get in there, okay?”

“Thank you! I won’t forget anything you’ve taught me. You’re the best teacher!”

To celebrate their success and also officially being a recognized member of the team, you took them out to enjoy themselves for a night. You showed them a place Lucio took you when you first joined overwatch, a cool little hangout spot where all members were welcome. Drinks were free for heroes, and all kinds of arcade games and pinball machines lined up one wall. “Is there ice cream here?” Venture asked the person on the other side of the counter, and you decided to join in on the ice cream action as well.

Their childish behavior made you feel better about yourself, being stuck around all the older members all the time was starting to make you feel old too. It was nice to have someone closer to your age around. They really seemed to enjoy themselves, blowing off all their extra energy on games and being silly. You returned to the base with plushies to go all around, they had to give you a bag with how many toys Venture won. “Yeah, I’ve operated lots of excavators and cranes, I’m too good at those games.” They boasted, “you can keep this one! Something to thank you, for showing me around and stuff.”

You smile and accept their offer, and the plush would later find its way on your bed. Hanging out with Venture became a nightly occurrence, they never had you bored as they could talk about almost anything.

You liked having them around, and they were all too happy to be in your presence. You didn’t want to remember a time before them with his much positive energy they passed onto you. Perhaps you learned something from Sloan as well.

On the battlefield you found yourself saving their ass quite a few times, but the polite person always thanked you for your help, reminding you that you were essential. They would joke when you had to heal them from the edge of death, that you should have taught them to know better than to get into so much trouble. You would joke right back, that they couldn’t pay attention anyways.

You would follow Sloan around just as they would to you, just liking that you had a friend around here for once that really understands you. You may have even found Venture lingering in your thoughts at times, and you were in theirs as well.

You tried to keep it coworker friendly, but things couldn’t help but get touchy with Venture, they always wanted to hug you and rub on you like some kind of cat. It didn’t help that you both exchanged lots of gifts as well. You could be so flirtatious during the work day, but when you were alone things started to get quiet and awkward, like who will speak up first because it’s very obvious y’all want to kiss.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

I spent most of today thinking about how best to train my Pokémon. If that's what I'm going to be, I mean. A Trainer. I think each Pokémon-- moreover, each individual Pokémon, requires a tailored approach.

I worry that Embers isn't able to find the enrichment he needs to be the best he can be stuck here between Violet and New Bark. But! I was able to find a single Ralts in the field willing to battle us. Ralts are normally very shy. I wonder if it was something about Embers that brought it out of hiding... We are going to have to travel far and wide across the land to be all that we can be, but it's a challenge I look forward to for Embers. For now, we're focusing on Ratatta and wild Pidgey.

With Trunks, who has different talents and different needs, I bet the Geodude from his home habitat would be ideal. But before we work our way up to those, we've been focusing on local Sentret and Spinarak on Rt.30.

I think my training style is really reaching these guys, even if we don't have anything flashy to show for it yet, like a Gym Badge.

And one more thing! A kid at the Center in Cherrygrove was asking around; might anyone have a Poliwag to trade for his Mareep? No one was helping him out, so I went and caught him one. They really are bursting with hidden potential, those Poliwag, but they're invasive to the local area, so I don't think anyone minds that I caught him a wild one. He traded me our newest member of the team, a bright young ewe named Eepy. Something tells me Eepy will have a part to play in my adventures to come. There's something special about this one, I know it!

Closing the book on day 3.

- Kris

[pokestiltzkin]

I spent a little more time around Azalea, and I'm glad I did. I love the quaint feel of this place. Embers and I helped the local woodcutter control-burn certain selections down into charcoal, and they let him keep a piece for himself. Among other chores, I sold the gold nuggets that Trunks keeps digging up, as they were weighing down my pack. The junk is starting to pile up. Where did I get a third Escape Rope?

Anyway, it was time to get on to the Azalea Gym, now that Kurt and I had sent those Rocket Wannabes packing. The inside was styled like a manicured garden, a bespoke habitat for bug Pokémon. And inside, I ran into Zane again. Where was he when we needed him?

He told me that he had been watching me battle, and had been ready to jump in if necessary. What a load of Tauroscrap! Grow a spine and get it done yourself! He's not a bad battler, and he had two new Pokémon since I saw him last: an Eevee and a foreign Shroomish. Still no Johto Pokémon at all. I don't mean to sound like a nationalist, but would it kill him to get invested in the culture around here? Maybe he's from Kanto. I didn't say anything about it to him because I didn't want to be mean.

I wonder if there's an invasive colony of Shroomish in the nearby forest?

Eepy was difficult as usual, but she remains my first and only choice for certain matchups. With Naesthes' help, we won!

Zane seemed distraught at losing again to me personally, claiming he had been training 24/7. Doesn't he know resting is just as important as intensive training? When I suggested that to him, he left the gym. I just hope he finds a way to relax.

By the way, one of the bug catchers recognized me from around town. It's a little weird being recognized by people I don't know.

And Bugsy, the leader of the gym, was beyond anyone else in terms of strength. As a bug type trainer, I really respect them.

I wanted to push myself to strengthen my bond with Eepy, so where another trainer might have taken the easy way out and went with Embers for the type matchup, I chose her instead, backed up by Trunks. She didn't make it easy, but together we beat Bugsy's Beedrill! Then I gave her a break and went up against Bugsy's Scyther with Trunks alone. Trunks is extremely reliable, but even so, it was close.

Afterward, Bugsy complimented my ability, and rewarded my effort with the Hivebadge! That's two down and six to go, for the Johto League. With my second badge, I think I have finally earned Eepy's respect. Oh, and the promotional TM from Azalea Gym was a move called Fury Cutter, which Bugsy invented! Pretty cool, huh?

Bugsy didn't use it against me, though, like Falkner did with Mud-Slap, so I guess I must have been pressuring them pretty hard. Hey, wait a minute! The gym leaders I've battled so far haven't used any Johto Pokémon at all, either! What gives?

[alex-the-bard]

The following audio was recovered from the body of an SAS recovery team member at Site [REDACTED].

Listen at your own risk.

@shrimpysstuff @moonysfavoritetoast @bassguitarinablackt-shirt

eh tag the others im eepy

[smolie]

there's no english subs on this video so here are my favorite tidbits from narsha and jea goofing around! only first half of the video because i'm eepy :3 translations by meeee, do with them what u want just don't claim as your own

gain, the richest high schooler

jea: back then, do you remember? narsha: the practice room? jea: what's it called? modern? narsha: modern!!! jea: modern house narsha: back then as soon as we finished practice we went out to eat and everyone had to pay for their own meal jea: that's right narsha: we calculated it fairly because we had no money back then jea: back then, gain had the most money and she was a high schooler narsha: it's because she received pocket money jea: we were just trainees, how the hell should we have had money narsha: so gain had her pocket money but we- jea: why are we suddenly having a bad conscience?? j&n: 😂😂😂

jea, narsha's savior

narsha: have i ever spoken about this? the savior of my life is her, kim hyojin jea: even if you haven't been saying this, i have narsha (laughing): seriously? "i'm her saviour" you've been saying that? jea: maybe not saviour but whenever i told our story people said "so you saved narsha" and i was like "that's right" narsha: right, right. but seriously, if there had been no kim hyojin, we wouldn't be filming this narshot right now. the first time we met was in high school. senior class? jea: yes, senior class narsha: back then i briefly went to a music hakwon and jea had already been there with a friend, i just briefly came in, happened to introduce myself to the friend who said "jea is looking for members" jea: when i was looking for our team, the height was a factor narsha: 😩 jea: 160cm was just too tall. but there were barely any not-too-tall people who are also good at singing narsha: 😂😂😂 that's right jea: so suddenly i was like "ah! that hyojin (narsha) from back then, what's she doing!?" narsha: all of a sudden she contacted me through that common friend and was like "come to the audition". i went to the audition after working at my part time job at a clothes store. so if jea hadn't remembered me back then, i would have never had this chance jea: there would be no brown eyed girls narsha: no brown eyed girls. jea: to add to this - i really had some influence narsha: when? jea: when putting BEG together. i'm telling you now, when you auditioned, your voice had that something. it had rnb. korean rnb. so i did a lot of convincing. narsha: seriously?! jea: seriously. but the producer back then and i were really close, so we felt like we found a jewel. narsha: wow, so you really did have some influence jea: my talking skills are no joke narsha: what the~~ well thank youuu

brown eyed girls, faceless singers

narsha: the team first consisted of jea and miryo. then i auditioned and then right after that gain auditioned. back then we didn't know, but the company wanted us to debut without revealing our faces. "faceless singers" what does that even mean?! jea: our faces were flawless, why debut without them?! narsha: we had almost finished recording and suddenly they said "you're gonna debut as faceless singers". "why faceless?" we thought jea: the members looked like they felt betrayed by me

the terror of bad lighting

jea: when i watched our very first debut stage, i wanted to quit singing narsha: seriously!! the lighting on stage was pure horror!! it came from below us. especially on jea's part of the stage it came from below right to her chest. jea: we were so depressed narsha: we looked like ghosts jea: when we removed our makeup, it was all okay narsha: we were pretty! jea: we were! but the makeup made us look like completely different people. and then on top, because of the lighting, we looked really ugly. that's why they wanted faceless singers.... but that was not the case! narsha: we had no experience back then and didn't know any better, we didn't know what kind of makeup they would put on us. so we were depressed because we thought we didn't do well, it was our fault. i wanted to say maybe we should have been faceless singers.

[overdevelopedglasses]

any more details on essence characters? 👀👀 like any extras u wanna share about them

Oh so many things precious anon... I fear there's more lore to be had before that. And I'd share new characters but I'm very eepy rn (only just got to answering this ask)

But! I'll share a fun fact about each party member as a bit more of characterization for them.

Lily: she gets a really gnarly scar on her face from a fight. Like, "Oh shit that's a line that goes across a good portion of my face" kind of scar.

Percival: has nicknames for every member of the party. The only 2 I've decided on are Fluffball (for Alex) and Munchkin (for Lily, which is funny considering Percy is about an inch and a half taller than her)

Will: Will's into theater! A great singer and a fantastic actor. He will go into random voices for no real rime or reason.

Alex: Alex's spirit weapons are the last ones of the main party I thought of! I settled on dual knives/blades that are based off of the kukri, and also have the ability to return-to-sender ala boomerangs.

Enzo: they have a huge sweet tooth, and they would stay up with some of the team members/spirits and just. Eat sweets together :)

Robin: She's really good at knitting. She'll often make little felt squares/blankets/whatnot for the group, and uses the activity as a bit of a destresser.