#Tbom incorrect Quotes

[ratboycrutchie]

Elder Cunningham, at the missionary training centre: oh, I love inside jokes!

Elder Cunningham: I'd love to be a part of them, some day

[phierecycled]

Naba: You know, Connor gets Kevin flowers everyday, I wish you would do that too.

Arnold: Okay.

*Later*

Arnold: *gives Kevin flowers*

Kevin: ???

Arnold: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.

[puff-poff]

Connor: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Kevin: I’m on Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Connor: No, I meant like-

Kevin: Everyone claps.

[godurpretty]

Arnold: do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?

Kevin: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed

Arnold:

Connor: look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot.

[incorrectfand0m]

Kevin: Caffiene no longer gives me the rush I need to get things done, so instead I have Elder McKinley message me “We need to talk” every now and then to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

[galmiahthepigeon]

Connor: The stars sure are beautiful tonight

Kevin: Yeah

Connor: You know who else is beautiful?

Kevin: *Blushes* Who?

Connor: Jesus

[americasfavoriteabolitionist]

Elder McKinley : you are Kevin Price

Elder Price :

[historyofjanpeteh]

Starbucks barista : okay Sir, what do you want?

Kevin: An espresso please

Barista, writing: Anything else?

Kevin: a hug?

[unsertraumschiff]

The Book of Mormon (2011)

[ratboycrutchie]

Elder McKinley: apparently, we're getting new missionaries

Elder Poptarts: are we stealing them?

Elder Church: new or used?

Elder McKinley: excellent responses, both of you

[phierecycled]

Connor: I want to find someone who has it together, is graceful, top of the line-

Kevin: *walks into the room before tripping over his own feet, spilling coffee all over himself and then swearing as if he wasn’t raised Mormon*

Connor: I want that one.

[puff-poff]

Arnold: Why are you naked?

Kevin: I don't have any clean clothes.

Arnold: Of course you do!

Arnold: *opens the closet*

Arnold: You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Connor, sweaters…

[godurpretty]

Connor: are we dating?

Kevin: *spits out drink*

Kevin: w-what? no -

Connor: you called me baby and sunshine this morning

Kevin: *nervous laughter* i call all my friends that

Connor:

Kevin:

Arnold: *tearing up* well you never call me that

[incorrectfand0m]

“The last stable relationship I had was with the nurse who delivered me as a baby and I haven’t spoken to her in 19 years”

-Arnold Cunningham

[galmiahthepigeon]

Arnold: Hey, now that we're best friends and all, I thought I should give you my phone number!

Kevin, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

[strandsofgold]

Arnold: Is it okay to hold hands before marriage?

McKinley: Yeah, of course.

Mckinley: If you want to go to Hell.