#Talk to Transformer

[virtualmentalitydeer]

Talk to Transformer Presents:

Jerry Seinfeld VS Velociraptor 

on ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’

Think Jerry Seinfeld might go easy on you if you insult a Velociraptor? Think again.

The comedian invited the T-Rex to visit him for a ride in his latest episode of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” (yes, that’s how he refers to it). Think again.

When visiting with one of his guest, Anthony Jeselnik, an “aspiring” comedian, jokingly said, “We should kill him with a raptor,” Seinfeld didn’t take it as a joke.

Seinfeld started the car and slammed the brakes before the “Velociraptor” was completely out of the frame. He later explained why he drove so fast: “I don’t know why the Velociraptor is there. I don’t have an evolutionary explanation for that.”

Seinfeld also questioned the raptor’s motives.

 “That dinosaur doesn’t like the human race,” 

he said. “That’s for sure.”

He also said “it’s one of the first times I’ve been, like, scared by a dinosaur,” and he had to ask someone to slow down.

“I thought it was chasing me, and I sped up,” he added. “And I’m like, ‘What? What? What?’ And then I saw it’s just stalking me. And I have to calm down a little bit.”

During the clip, Jeselnik also revealed that he has a dinosaur collection.

Seinfeld is no stranger to dinosaurs. He appeared in “The Crocodile Hunter” episode of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” last season. The episode is scheduled to air later this month.

ESPN.com.

Tom Brady and Gisele get real with her mom

Paulina Gretzky and her parents got real about her supermodel mom and husband to [Decided to stop generating it after here]

[fjordline]

[steakmakesnoises]

Find this moment from that episode funny for some reason.

[holographic-mars]

The missile is very tired

(Edit: NOT SHIP ART‼️)

[beemochi-art]

Sobbing my eyes out

The studio trigger 40th anniversary video looks amazing best 3 minutes ever

[intexda]

I miss talk to transformer. It advanced too much and now it's not janky fun. It's paid competence and it's boring now.

[perish-the-creator]

Give these four a studio, microphones, and some energon snacks and I'm telling you they'd produce the best Podcast across the whole multiverse.

[sparklingpax]

their very noticeable height difference. btw. if you even care

[newgroundstier]

untapped humour potential with these guys i think

holy fuck ref 4 the unaware ⬇

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[chrissy-kaos]

@void3d-souls this probably won’t help you compose yourself very much... 😈🥵🤤

[giantenemyrobot]

And then he ate Megatron because he had low blood sugar <3

I've been meaning to do something like this forever but I was finally pushed to when I saw this post

[rollersfataft]

god breast that american

[glamatron3000]

I've finally done it!

I've been on a quest for the past month or so to make candy that looks like energon cubes, and I've finally made a batch that I think fits the bill!

These candies are a traditional Japanese candy called kohakutou, which have a crunchy crystal-like exterior covering a jelly-like interior. I thought they would be perfect for my energy cube project lol

They're strawberry flavor btw

[keferon]

“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!

Ahahahahahahah here I go again

Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed

I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk

Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~