#TY FOR ASKING I love yapping abt this stuff

[petrichorium]

i am barging in to demand (humbly request) the shanks/pluvi lore. specifically how you met. please. i just really wanna know your vision

I am always ready and eager to talk abt shuvi lore truly i hope ur ready for So Much Yappage here 🙏🏻

The basic gist of it is I’m a lighthouse keeper and I end up kinda saving his life when the red hair pirates wreck near my island bc they didn’t listen to me LMFAOOOOO but I’ll put a more detailed account under the cut 🫣 and talking abt this inspired me to make a lil moodboard for our slowburn while i still live on my island (for a timeline it takes about two yrs for him to finally wear me down enough that im like yeah sure ill fuck u, n then abt four more yrs of us in a steadily ramping up fwb until i finally do leave w him—which is a Fraught Decision and a Whole Thing i will not get into here LOL)

It's a year after shanks lost his arm and they left the east blue, uta's with them bc the vague "uta is canon but film red is an au" thing lets me do what i want and what i want is for her to be integral to me warming up to the whole crew LOL (i have aged her up a bit tho, she's 12 here; shanks is 28, im 32ish bc again i do what i want and what i want is to age myself up KJSHDBFJKH). Anyway again im a lighthouse keeper, there's a storm brewing and i see their ship in the distance so i call them up on their transponder snail..........

I think they're coming in from a scuffle tbh, kinda intending to make landing and lick their wounds as they wait out the storm. im like hey ur Too Late and Too Far and ur gonna wreck if u try to make landfall rn. they do not listen to me and attempt anyway. it's a mess, the ship's already pretty damaged and the crew tired and in the chaos uta ends up going over—shanks jumps in after her, one armed and all, and they r swiftly separated from the ship in the storm

uta's fine enough when they wash ashore right beneath my lighthouse and shes also Loud enough that i hear her over the wind so i make the trek out and take my little pulley-lift down the cliffs and like listen. nearly unconscious man i know was one of those pirates who didnt listen to me...... i would not have bothered. but little girl soaked and sobbing and terrified clinging to him........ would be cruel not to help. so i grumble and bitch and trudge over to throw his arm over my shoulders and Attempt (w uta's "help" which is more just her bawling and yanking on his shirt, and also his help which is a bit more useful but still Not Great) to lug him back to my lil lift.

Im in like. Work overalls and a pair of grungy waders and a big ol wool sweater and a coat thrown over—real waterman chic yk—just soaked to the bone bc it’s pouring and the seawater’s doing nobody any favors, cursing up a storm bc shanks is a big fucking man and I’m very much doing the heavy lifting. Anyway he’s half conscious and drops a uh...... clearly addled “you’re beautiful” and I’m like okay dude if ur awake enough to be pulling that bullshit ur awake enough to walk better than this cmon now……….

Anyway we make it to the lift up to the lighthouse w uta just absolutely inconsolable and shanks drifting in and out of consciousness. Im taking the moment to catch my breath and steadily get more and more pissed bc she’s called him captain enough times for me to know he’s definitely the one who just Blatantly Ignored my warnings And she’s called him Shanks enough times that I’ve finally put a finger on who he is—bc one of my responsibilities as lighthouse keeper is also to warn the island of who’s approaching so I keep tabs on the more Infamous pirates of which the red hairs are so I’m even more irate LMFAOOOOOO sooooo serious I am such a cranky spinster in this selfship (even tho again I’m only like. 32 JDNCKSNKDND)

Anyway. Once the lift brings us up to the lighthouse/keeper’s quarters I help shanks to the spare room and grab him some dry clothes and he’s Out by the time I’ve showered n gotten into my own. Uta’s a bit better esp once I get her showered and dried too, she hovers near him for the first lil bit and then is spooked enough by the storm and yk her unconscious father that she ventures back out to stay w me. To help calm her nerves I decide to call into town and see if the rest of the crew has popped up (bc i know the currents and know generally where a ship like that would end up)—im decent friends w the local bartender and shes like yeah they showed up n now theyre weathering out the storm. she puts me through to beckman and he talks to uta and then he n i kinda agree better to just wait until the storm passes and then theyll come take uta and shanks off my hands

it takes like a couple days!!! the lighthouse is abt thirty mins from town but the storm's so bad the route is too dangerous for a bit. shanks remains largely unconscious for most of that; i take care of uta and she n i rlly bond during this time, in fact i let her sleep w me bc shes too flighty to sleep well w shanks.

and then she lets her fleet of uncles into my house while im tending to the light and i come back to be jumpscared by beckman and im like wow this is awful gtfo of my house take ur captain with u i want all of u G O N E 😭😭😭 i am not a people person and i do not naturally get along w men esp not. the kinda men the red hair pirates are i fear so i am very curt and quick to send them off.

it takes shanks another day or so to sleep it off n then he wakes up to a disheveled crew and a wrecked ship w them all stuck for at least a month while the ship is repaired. He only has very hazy memories of me regarding the whole ordeal and it's one of the primary reasons he comes out of it A Bit Obsessed but v much nothing concrete.......

ofc when i finally venture into town beckman points me out and shanks approaches me very eagerly n offers to buy me a drink n im like :) no thank u i would rather not do that actually pls take ur arm off my shoulders and never speak to me again JSHIBFJHB idk........ it takes a couple of other interations && watching me w uta before his Full Infatuation sets in but within the week shanks is v much enraptured and also in denial abt the romantic aspect (in his head he just wants to be friends w me bc uta adores me and i saved him; its like a funky little challenge in his head LOL)

then it's two yrs of him finding every excuse to come back "for uta's sake, shes always asking after her favorite auntie" and slowly coming to realize hes into me and then starting to be Very Obvious about it until i again finally give in. its sweet, idk hes the kinda guy in my head who falls Hard but doesn't realize until hes in the thick of it, poor Beckman who saw the entire future the moment he started asking uta about me when he woke up LMFAOOOOOO

n e way there we go 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️ i hope it lives up to ur expectations JHADBFJHB

[vulptalia]

Been thinking about this for a while now that, what if the new world operates on a different system than the old world? New world = new rules kinda thing. Especially with the US and Haiti being the trailblazers of the the whole damn thing.

America + Haiti: *in oversimplified voice* hey my dudes, you see this map right here? *map of European control over the new world* This is Bs.

Also, what if the new world decided as a whole to not listen to their leaders? The old world seems pretty bound by the will of their rulers, which yeah, I can see that. But the nations that built themselves with the foundations of rebellion and demand to decide things for themselves? Mmmmm can’t see them listening to anyone lol.

Also I just think it’d be hilarious if America and Haiti were besties. One nation that has so much power that no one can really control him + one nation that no one really cares about so no one can really control them. Plus, the mental image of old world nations getting pissed at new world nations for pretty much nothing is too good for me not to get behind.

Sorry about subjecting you to my brainworm I was tired of shouting into the void

I agree that in this reality of Hetalia the "New World" would probably be quite different from the Old World. But IMO I think all the nations have never been keen to listen to their human leaders. When it comes to these nation personas I've always liked to think that instead of 1 to 1 representations of their countries, their more a representation of that countries' people. Like using Alfred as an example I don't think he's ever been a tool of the US government and instead just chooses to work hand and hand with the gov't for the sake of his people. Like in World War 2, for example, I think Alfred would have wanted to join the fight much earlier than when the U.S. government decided to join the war effort (post Pearl Harbor).

I agree tho that I think Alfred would be a big fan/friends with newer nations born out of revolution like the United States....but on the other hand I assume Alfred isn't the most popular as I'm sure a lot of people and nation's disagree with the United States pseudo-imperialism, etc, and Alfred just gets roped into it even if he disagrees with his own nation's policies.

[puppyeared]

how cool are you with like. spam reblogs bc i keep staring at ur art really hard and then doing a total 180 and end up not reblogging anything which is REALLY lame but it's bc i know myself and wanted to avoid spamming as much as possible bc id end up reblogging 95% of ur posts BAUDHJSF

MEGA 10000000% ENCOURAGED ACTUALLY if you like it a lot then go for it!! i dont find it annoying at all and im surethat goes for a lot of artists. i think i can safely say we're just glad u like it enough to go "HEY LOOK WGAT THIS PERSON MADE". also id take it over a row of likes any day

if you are worried about spamming notifications you could always try queueing or saving it as a draft!! so you can decide when you want it reblogged or let the site decide for u <3

[vmlnrznotfound]

i heard you're taking requests n this might be a tough one since he's not vv popular BUT could you do a fic abt karasu and yapper nerd gf at a bookstore together, she buys books and goes home to yap about her book collection? ☹️

(im the yapper fren n really like bookstores n self help books but hav no one to yap to😔 which is why i resort to my fictional husband😏)

its fine if you don't!

CONGRATS ON 200+ FOLLOWERS🗣️‼️🔥

i hope you're amazing n happy

i send my best wishes n love❤️

(you're a skibidi sigma writer😏)

in between the pages.

character: karasu tabito x reader

a/n: ty anonnie! you're a pretty sigma yourself ;)

the bell above the door of the quaint little bookstore jingles softly as you and karasu step inside. the warmth of the shop envelopes you both, a stark contrast to the cool breeze outside. rows upon rows of books stretch out before you, each one a potential new adventure, a fresh burst of knowledge just waiting to be discovered.

your eyes light up instantly. “look at all these books...!” you exclaim, already making a beeline for the nearest shelf. he follows behind, hands in his pockets, a small smirk playing on his lips as he watches you dive headfirst into your literary paradise.

“you know,” you say, pulling out a self-help book with a particularly vibrant cover, “i’ve heard so many good things about this one! it’s all about improving your mindset and staying positive. i think it’s going to be super helpful, especially with everything going on lately.”

karasu hums in response, his gaze drifting to the title of the book. “you really believe in all that self-help stuff, huh?” he asks, a teasing edge to his tone.

“of course i do!” you reply, undeterred by his teasing. “these books are like having a personal coach right there on the page. they’re full of advice and strategies that actually work if you put them into practice.”

he raises an eyebrow, amused. “and how many of these ‘coaches’ do you have on your shelf now?”

you pause, counting in your head. “well, this one will make…maybe thirty?” you admit sheepishly, but the enthusiasm in your voice is impossible to miss.

karasu chuckles. “and you’ve read all of them?”

“most of them!” you defend, clutching the book to your chest. “i’m working my way through them. but they’re all so fascinating, and there’s always something new to learn.”

as you move from shelf to shelf, karasu follows, occasionally picking up a book here and there, but mostly just watching you with that same fond smirk. you can tell he’s not really listening to the details of what each book is about, but that doesn’t bother you. just having him there, letting you yap about your latest literary discoveries is more than enough.

eventually, you make your way to the checkout counter with a small stack of books in hand. karasu reaches over, taking them from you before you can even protest. “i’ll carry these,” he says simply, and you can’t help but feel a flutter in your chest at the small, thoughtful gesture.

“thank you,” you say softly, following him out of the store.

back home, you waste no time in getting your new books settled on your shelf. you’ve got a specific system, one that karasu has probably heard about a hundred times by now, but you can’t help but explain it to him again as you arrange the books.

“this one goes here, with the other mindset books, and this one is more about habits, so it goes next to the others like it,” you explain, your voice animated as you speak. “and this one… oh, i can’t wait to read this one! it’s all about productivity and how to maximize your time. i think it’s really going to help me get organized.”

karasu watches you from his spot on the couch, his head tilted slightly as he listens. he doesn’t say much, just nods or hums occasionally, but you can tell he’s genuinely paying attention.

“you know, you’re basically a walking library,” he teases, his tone light as he watches you fuss over the placement of each book.

you turn to him with a playful pout. “hey, don’t make fun of my system. it keeps me organized.”

he snorts, leaning back. “sure, organized. or just giving you an excuse to buy more books.”

you stick your tongue out sheepishly before plopping down beside him, a satisfied sigh escaping your lips. “so, what do you think?” you ask, turning to face him.

“i think you’re a total nerd,” he replies, deadpan, but the warmth in his eyes betrays the affection behind the words.

you laugh, “i know i know.”

he rolls his eyes as he reaches out, brushing a stray lock of hair behind your ear. “you know, you can yap to me about your books anytime you want,” he says, his voice soft.

your heart swells at his words. “even if it’s about the thirty-first self-help book i’ve bought?”

“even then,” he confirms, his tone teasing but sincere.

you smile, leaning into his side, your head resting against his shoulder. “you’re the best,” you mumble, already flipping open one of your new books. karasu wraps an arm around you, pulling you closer as he reaches for another book from your stack, flipping it open with mild curiosity.

as the evening wears on, the two of you sit there, the silence only broken by the occasional sound of a page turning or you excitedly pointing out an interesting passage. eventually, you drift off, the words blurring together as sleep overtakes you.

karasu notices when your breathing evens out, the book slipping from your grasp. gently, he takes it from you, setting it aside before pulling a blanket over you. “you can yap all you want,” he whispers, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “i’m listening.”

and with that, he settles back beside you, your head resting on his shoulder, content to let the quiet warmth of your presence fill the room as he flips through the pages of your latest obsession.

tag list: @fishii28 @someprettyname @ikuaiku

[koka-mi]

hii koka how have you been doing recently?^__^

as always feel free to go on a rant / yap session :ppp

AAAAA HI RAVEN HI RAVEN YAAYAYAY!!!!!!! :DDDDD

I'VE BEEN DOING PRETTY ALRIGHT!!!! >:D I've already mentioned this before BUUUT yesterday my grandma came over to do my hair after who knows how long..I think the last time she did it was when I was 12?? so it's been four years :'D and she was a little sloppy in the beginning bcz it's been so long but she got the hang of it pretty fast!

AND IT TOOK SIX. HOURS. tbh that's not that bad--if I actually went to the salon it would've taken longer :p bcz they have multiple ppl to work on ykyk but that's okay. My mom and grandma were talkin a lot about some random stuff while doing my hair like how much my grandma hates her coworker and yadyadyaydaysh and they fought abt a few stuff but got over it super fast--their relationship is just super rocky so a lot of convos they get mad at each other for something xD but it's okay 'cause I was minding my own business playing on my vita and reading tbhk >:D AND I HAD HALF A CARTON OF ICE CREAM!! IT WAS SO GOOD ABSHFBDSAHBF I WANT SOME NOW but I haven't had breakfast yet SO I GOTTA EAT THAT FIRST xD

so now my hair is thisssss black and red mixture?? It looks better than it sounds I promise BAHSBDHSAB the red isn't like neon or anything so it's fine ! It's more of a burgundy to be honest--which looks pretty good with the black! My mom picked it out bcz she wanted me to match her :3 her hair is a similar color :D only thing is I hateeeee having my hair down so that sucked to deal with while it was getting done :'D I just don't like longer hair tbh it gets in the way when I'm trying to do like.anything. and I don't like how it feels when it goes down my back--so I usually have it in either plaits or a ponytail. SPEAKING OF PLAITS I AM NO LONGER ROCKING THE MOEMURA LOOK :[[ I MEAN..I'M SURE I COULD STILL HAVE MY HAIR IN TWO BRAIDS BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITH THE RED THERE :'D AND WITH THE WAY MY HAIR IS NOW IT'D BE HARDER TO PUT IT IN TWO BRAIDS CAUSE THERE'S JUST.SO MUCH OF IT BASHDBJ I still have the red glasses though so my moemura swag is still prominent!! >:D

OOH YES AND ON MY VITA One of the games I was playing was the battle pentagraam and there were a few kyosaya moments I noticed in some stories that were suuper cute <3 !! I wish I took some screenshots!! (I think I took like.one xD I SHOULD'VE TAKEN MOREUGHHGUHGU. maybe I can still show later when I transfer them from my vita to my laptop!! :3). I also played some project diva, im@s and neptunia! :D

and now I'm watching some pmmm amvs and mmvs!! I just love watching the way people connect certain scenes or panels to song lyrics! or sometimes it's not even to the lyrics, it's just to the general feel of the song. it's so creative!

HEHE ALSO THE KYOKO PICTURES MADE ME LAUGH BAHSBDHFBHASBFAS TYTY FOR THEM xD I LOVE HERRRRR RAAAGGHH

YAYAYAYA TY FOR ASKING RAVEN!! <3 AS ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG/REPLY WITH HOW YOU'RE DOING OR FEELING!!

[stellas-starry-sillies13]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYA MATCHUPSSS

I'm a girl and I'm looking for a pjsk matchup!

my personality?? um, god I'm an annoying motherfucker. when I find someone who's willing to listen, I will yap for hours about my interests. I have hpd, bpd(?), and adhd which is super duper fun totally 😐 but I think I'm funny maybe idk? I'm really insecure and I like actually can't find anything good about myself 😓 maybe I'm a fast learner? I'm sort of a nerd like, I'm in accelerated math 🤓

things I'm most sensitive to? idk what this means but ig I hate bugs and clowns and vomit and that shit. also when my s/o isn't giving me attention I would literally start screaming crying shaking.

my number one talent is simping. 💀 I have a shrine for 2 different people and when I have a crush on someone they're all I talk about 😭

my hobbies are drawing, writing, playing pjsk, and screaming lyrics of songs I like really loudly. I've also been getting back into dance lately that's pretty sigma. age range is 13-15 and there are no characters i don't want to be matched up with

what i want in an s/o? think of seo changbin from skz 🤩 jkjk (only slightly) i want a s/o thats nice to me, is at least slightly taller than me, (5'4), is funny, has decent fashion sense, and a real nice voice (but I suppose that's all the pjsk boys..)

what i don't want in an s/o is as I stated earlier, someone who doesn't give me attention, someone who puts me down, someone who brushes off my interests, and someone with a bad hairstyle /hj

yeah ty!! if this ask gets sent into the void I WILL cry!!!

' . < Project sekai matchup No. 1~! > . '

A/N: omg you do good in math??? You sound like a good s/o already. Girl if you like think think im sure you can find good stuff abt you. Liiiike you have a nice humor you made me crack a smile several times while reading this. Also idk youre just a fun person. ADHD? I xan relate. Its not confirmed but i probably do have it. Liek seriously whenever im doing my my math i just randomly start daydreaming and my mom always has to snap me back to reality. Thankfully she finds it funny lol and doesnt scold me for it. Also we're the same height so yay. Also same age range. We kin eachother fr.

Anyway! For the grand reveal, I match you up with....

` . < Rui~! > . '

A/N: Im sorry when you said you want someone who shows you attention i immediately thought of rui.

He will listen to every single detail of your rambles about your interests

Honestly finds it adorable

As someone who also rambles a lot about his own interests, he can relate

He understands that you have hpd and will give you all the attention in the world if you so desire

I like to think he will be very physically affectionate. With this mam, how could you NOT get all the attention in the world??

Finds your 'annoying' personality endearing

Sometimes just watches you draw over your shoulder without saying a word and then you just turn around and see him there and be like 'wth did you come from??'

Asks you to draw him

Loves to just watch you and observe you dance. Might even ask for you to teach him on of your dances. (Idr if it its canon that wxs dances but they prolly do, so)

Def teaches you one of the dances he performs

Im not sure if he has a decent fashion sense.. Idk depends ony our perspective

His voice though? Its the definition of nice. Like out of all the boys his is gentle and smooth. Sounds nice to me

[sunflowers-and-scales]

bestie bestie i gotchu,, ignore those asks bb let's yap >:3

i wanna know 7, 8, 15!!, and 20

and lol for kotlc (even though i know nothing abt it) 11 and 16 :3

HAH okay okay

for the first couple i’m yapping about ace attorney specifically bc um i want to

7: my favorite AA tropes….aughhhh…i love me some extremely random side character focused stuff though i don’t make it myself a lot?? i love imagining no DL-6 au stuff though that’s not really a Trope (though. i could yap about it. my notes app is ready). i also love to see feenie as just a pathetic little well-intentioned man. in his ron delite era.

8: AUGH. i’m on the website where people already appreciate it but lanamia… adrian andrews… the ace attorney women are doing so much. also silly random side characters. i am preaching to the choir here but uendo

15: AHHH. choice is hard but i love apollo. he is the narratives special little guy and also somehow the opposite of that and i love him for it. they tossed jsut a normal guy with normal hair into this pit of weirdos and said here, be one of them.

20: percy jackson…lmao 😭 before i really knew what a fandom or ocs were i was making PJO self insert ocs

for kotlc!! i actually have not finished the series so forgive me if im less long winded here

11: i like how my little pride post turned out!! not gonna link it here bc im lazy lol 😭 and also i generally like drawing fintan, i think i can draw him well

16: funny thing about this is i think canon is kind of mid… but i do think bianas desire to makeover fitz (her brother) should be expanded. mostly i just want fitz to come out of the closet 🏳️‍⚧️

TGE END!!! ty for providing me an opportunity to yap

[cosmic-chemist]

INTRODUCTION (again)

Hello hi hi my name is alex !!! Also known as cosmic or sometimes Ivan ^_^ !!! I am 18 years old n I’m a gay trans man

Here is my strawpage !! Has stupid lil

Info abt me + easier links to all my socials

im a multifandom artist I like a lot of things but what you’ll mainly see me draw as of making this is Minecraft story mode and Fnaf (my au of it specifically)

Please do NOT follow If:

you’re a map,zoo,racist, homophobic, terf, Zionist, proshipper and really just bigoted people in general, this should be common sense.!!!

Boundaries + BYF !!

-yes you’re allowed to use my art idgaf in what way just pls credit me ty :3

- I don’t tend to post suggestive art here due to personal preferences but just be warned I sometimes have a suggestive sense of humor when it comes to text posts or whatevs

- if you’re a minor do NOT make sexual or weird comments towards me or my art that’s weird and uncomfortable!! However if you’re 18+ then idgaf go wild

ART REQUESTS + ASKS !!!

Art request r always welcome just be warned I probably won’t get to them quickly !!

^^ I also love love when people send me askz ASK ME MY OPINION ON THINGS!! SHIPS!! UHHSHGH ROMEOO ! HCS YOU HAVE OF MY FAVS!! BULLY ME!!!OTHER MCSM STUFF WHATEVERR IDGAF WHATEVS I LOVE TO YAP !!!!

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[kajy0]

Can u tell me more abt your collei au.. pls n thank u 😋

HOLY SHIT YES??? THE IDEA POPPED INTO MY BRAIN AND NOW ITS STUCK FOREVER!! THIS IS KINDA SHORT SINCE I DIDNT REALLY PUT MUCH THOUGHT AND JUST DREW IT BUT YES!! I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD MOSTLY BE FROM SOME KIND OF MENTAL BREAK?? LIKE THAT TRAUMA FROM DOTTORE WILL ALWAYS BE A PART OF HER IN A WAY, AND HOW WE KNOW SHES LIKE CAPABLE OF HURTING PEOPLE (webtoon) AND STUFF SHE ALSO COULD TURN CRAZY IN A WAY THAT DOTTORE DID TOO?? SINCE SHE WAS EXPERIMENTED ON SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS SEEN DOTTORES LAB, OTHER EXPERIMENTS BLA BLA SO LIKE, WHAT IF SOME CURIOSITY GREW FROM THAT?? ESPECIALLY WITH HOW SHES LEARNING MEDICINE AND STUFF FROM TIGHNARI, AND HOW DOTTORE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE HER "MEDICINE" FOR HER ELEAZAR!! I FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD BE KINDOF SILLY IF SHES CRAZY BUT THE ANGSTY PART IS PROBABLY HOW TIGHNARI, CYNO, AND HER OTHER FRIENDS WOULD REACT!! ESPECIALLY AMBER!! IMAGINE AMBER LOSING CONTACT WITH COLLEI FOR A WHILE (aka not getting the usual letters) AND THEN ONE DAY GETS A STATUS UPDATE ABOUT HOW COLLEI WENT INSANE AND IS BEING HELD OR SOMETHING!! IVE YAPPED TOO MUCH FOR NOW BUT ILL PROBABLY MAKE MORE ABOUT THIS SOON IF U WANT IT!! WITH MORE FACTUAL THINGS THAN ME JUST GOING LIKE "so like bro.. what if.." LMAOO TY FOR THIS ASK ANONNIE!! LOVE UU!!!!

[22bananapudding]

masterpost / about me

my name is elijah/roma i go by she/he

polish/english POLSKA GUROM 🔥

ehh this is mainly an art blog/yapping blog usually abt whatever shit im fixated on currently

not rlly taking art requests currently but feel free to send me an ask!!!!!!!! or yap about whatever you want!!!! in my inbox its rlly whatever ehehe🤔🤔

dni

do not interact ⭐ proshipper[minorxadult, incest etc], homophobic/transphobic/whatever, racist/etc, anti palestine, pretentious :/, just dont be a bitch and we're good basically

yess 🍀 non problematic

i am a MINER INDEED‼️‼️‼️ blog is intended for 13+ people but i do not guarantee that I won't post mild suggestive or gore stuff (obviously all censored and with tw lol)

21+ you can follow and all i guess but dont interact w me directly

also if you're mdni and im following/interacting w you plsss tell me.. im a bit DUMB and probably didnt notice.......... same thing for if im interacting with problematic people/following them please js tell me that i should stop ty ty..... im pretty dense so ill mostly rely on clear communication for boundaries ok ty

ahhh idk where to put the keep reading cut so uhh lets just put it riiiiiight HERE

details 😁😁😁

🌈 current fandoms ; minecraft story mode, undertale, deltarune, mob psycho 100, breaking bad, better call saul, chainsaw man, yume nikki, petscop, vocaloid, inside job

🍮 current interests ; mineral/rock/crystal collection, nuclear history, rpgmaker mv gamedeving, other stupid nerd shit *kicks trash can*

🍌 content creators i like ; jacksfilms, danny gonzalez, kurtis conner, kwite, squiddo, mumbo jumbo, chad chad, pinely, ratskewer n putridslug

🧇 games i play or something i dunno ; slime rancher, ultrakill, roblox, minecraft

🎧lalalalala ; tyler the creator, 100 gecs, joost, weezer, goreshit, rory in early 20s, why the fuck did i write goreshit twice in the original iteration of this post and only now noticed it, my god im so stupid, whokilledxix, atols

currently hyperfixated on uhh mcsm like real bad so i reblog a lot of mcsm stuff especially umm romeo I LOVE THAT GUY romeo i love you romeo minecraft story mode.... sometimes i do stuff and i thnik to my self "damn..... im drinking water......heh.... romeo probably drinks water.........." ahhh romeoo ugh I HATE THAT GUY

i draw on a huion tablet with medibang paint ☀️

tags

#bananadraws - my original art

#bananaedit - edits of fandom stuff

#bananaocs - stuff about any of my ocs

#bananafd - yapping about my oc universe - fine day [name prone to change as it might be a placeholder]

#bananautdr - me blogs about undertale and deltarune stuff

#bananamcsm - minecraft story mode posts golly jee i will surely use this a lot ... me when the fandom loyalty from 2018 comes back full force 💯💯💯

#bananawrites - any fics or paragraph i write 🤔💭 will most likely just end up being mcsm stuff and maybe gasterxgrillby

#bananablogs - just life updates or whatevs heh not like YOU CARE... 😔😔

#bananabrbabcs - bcs and brba stuff, probably wont use this since i dont tag reblogs anyways

#bananaask - ask responses

more coming soon cuz i am SURELY forgetting something

☝️☝️☝️meee

💗strawpage 🎼prns🍇uh i'd post my toyhouse but its.... REAL BAD.... maybe one day tho 🌈

dividers taken from @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more yayy

[kamiversee]

unrelated but favorite non anime shows or characters???❤️❤️❤️

You’ve triggered my yapping ^.^ sorry this is so long

Anything & everything Marvel. My favv from the MCU is Dr. Strange & Spiderman 🙂‍↕️ though, if I continue to list characters, I will have a yap session the length of my shortest chapters….

Moana, Tiana, & Rapunzel are my fav Disney princesses ^.^

I love, love, LOVE the amazing world of gumball, steven universe, & teen titians. (Darwin, Garnet, & Starfire were my favs from each show)

I’m also a zombie fanatic (to some extent at least) so a lot of my favorite movies/shows surround that, for example I have rewatched twd START to FINISH, like four times. ITS SO GOOD 😩 (Michonne, Daryl& Glenn are my favs) Glenn is so fine too. UGH I also loved the movie wwz, just anything zombie related I enjoy

I like alien-based movies too, & horror movies tht don’t include paranormal shit (ghosts & demonic shit terrify me.) sooo I rlly loved the movie Nope & I’m obsessed w all the Quiet Place movies

I’m watching bridgerton currently sooo I don’t really have any favs yet even tho I’m in season two… I kinda just like everyone for the most part so far 😭

AVATAR THE LAST AIR-BENDER IS ONE OF MY FAV SHOWS OF ALL TIME. Toph is my fav. Azula is my fav villian. Zuko was like my first crush, bye. Sokka is lowk my comfort character. Appa is so CUTE UGH. Katara pmo most of the time but I love her ig… & Aang is Aang, I love him ofc!

Yk tht moment where you get asked abt your fav stuff & lowkey forget every ounce of entertainment you’ve ever consumed…. Yeah that’s me rn 😭 There’s a lot more I wanna add but I can’t think so if I rmb, I’ll come back & edit this!

Ty for askin such a wonderful question tho! <3

[tootyfruities]

if you e ver wanna ask abt alchemical equations (or any of my other past/future creative projects) please please pleeeaaaase do my inbox is forever open and i love yapping abt my stuff ty

[hartspirit]

Hii! How about Soon You'll Get Better and ME! for the Lover asks please :3 (I think I'm very funny. those are the saddest and the happiest songs on the album respectively. lmao)

~ @qilinkisser

A HEEM HEEM TY :]

Soon You’ll Get Better: How do you and your f/o take care of each other when one of you is sick?

oh im sure hes a completeee drama queen when hes sick. he needs to be pampered and plays up the dramatics and stuff. like if he doesnt get another glass of juice right now he WILL die. of course i will do whatever he says i will stay awake 24/7 if he needed me to 🫡

meanwhile i have. unusual experiences w being sick lets say. so id prefer to stay on my own but then hes like 🥺 bc im not there w him and he wont leave me alone (/pos) and inevitably gets himself sick. actually we'd both be sick in the first scenario too fjdbjdndj

ME!: What do you love the most about your f/o? What do they love the most about you?

ok getting the superficial out of the way he is sooooo pretty :) so so handsome. and hes just.. SUCH a perfect mix of so many traits i find appealing, from his confidence to his silliness to his absolutely deranged ridiculousness and everything in between!!! it rly was like he was made for me <3

he loves my devotion to him lmao. out of all of his adoring fans, theres just something different abt me to him i suppose! he also loves yapping to me abt anything and everything and i love to hear it. it takes him a while to rly see me as more than a henchman, but soon enough he sees me as someone hes very attached to and whose presence he enjoys having!

[arrrseeenalfc]

Hey i was the one who asked abt the scott imagine! i literally don’t mind anything at all but something angsty aha x love ur stuff sm

Hiii, so I wrote this at like 1/2am soo if there’s errors sorryyy. Thank you so much, I know I’m not consistent and the fandom has kinda changed but it means a lot. Let me know what you think/like xx

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You loved your boyfriend so much. You just wanted to spend time with him and show him all your love.

You dance happily around the kitchen cooking his favourite meal. Smiling widely as you set up the table. It's been awhile since you've both sat down or had a date. You let out an appreciative moan as you take a taste of the dish.

"Right.." you clasp your hands together before tying up your hair and clean up a little.

Your head snaps to the door as you hear it open.

"Babyyy, welcome home!" You go to hug him but he manages to avoid your embrace.

You scrunch your face. Lips pouting and try to hug him again.

"Babyyy.." you whine, arms extending forward only for him to sigh and walk away.

"Ba-"

"I swear to god, if you say baby one more time!" You quickly bring your arms to your chest, shock plastered on your face from his tone.

"I train so hard, everyday. I'm tired! Can you not see I'm tired?! We live together already so stop being so fucking clingy! Fuck!" He yells out in frustration, hands curling into fist as he leans against the sofa.

"I-"

"Shut up, just be quiet! Let me have some peace. I just got here let me at least take my shoes off and then you can start yapping about nothing!-" You feel tears start to form in your eyes, throat tightening as you watch him shout at you.

"Stop!" You don't know how you managed to yell but you've caught his attention.

"I-I just wanted to enjoy a meal with my boyfriend, who I feel like I haven't spend time with." Your voice cracks as choke back a sob.

"I-I'm just going to go to bed. Enjoy the food, Scott." You start walking to the stairs only for him to reach out for you.

You instantly flinch and he feels his heart drop.

"Don't touch me, please." You whisper and sniffle your way to your bedroom.

You let the sobs out as you bury yourself in bed. Your body shakes with every recall of his words, pain shooting down your gut.

Downstairs, Scott slams his palms on the table. He watches the two plates move from the vibration and pinches the bridge of his nose when he sees the trouble you through. The trouble you went through for him. And he had the audacity to insult you for doing nothing wrong.

He slightly opens the bedroom door and feels his chest tense. Your muffled cries and shaking body has him hating the way he's treated you.

"Baby.." he coos but you only grip the cover tighter.

"Please forgive me. I didn't mean anything I said. I've just been so tense with football and I know it doesn't excuse me but please know, I don't think your clingy. Fuck, I love how you always want to be with me. And I listen to everything you say, it's all important, I love hearing your voice. Please, please forgive me. I love you." He lets out a broken sob, lip caught between his teeth as he waits for you.

You softly peel the cover off, your puffed eyes meet his slightly red ones. You softly touch his hand, entangling your finger with his and you open the covers for him to get in.

"I love you too." You mumble as he snuggles against your chest.

"I'm really sorry, baby, please don't leave me." He pleads.

You play with his hair and hum.

"I'm not leaving, but please talk to me more. What you said hurt-"

"And I wish I could take it all back." He interrupts.

"I know, just tell me what's going on so I can help." You say.

He gets out of bed and pulls you out.

"Why don't I tell you over the amazing dinner you made?" He cups your cheek and pulls you into a kiss.

You smile and nod against his lips.

"Yeah, let's do that."