#TUA Season 2

[nixotene]

“Even the janitors are complaining!” Loving the fact that Diego couldn’t sit through more than 5 minutes of orientation yet still took the time to listen to the workers, even the custodial staff

He truly is a man of the people

[laurrelise]

one of my favorite quotes in any season, any episode of the umbrella academy is in s2e2 when elliot held up a huge shotgun and screamed “are you or are you not an enemy of the people” and five just nonchalantly said “really depends on the people”

[nostallgica]

which one was more culturally significant, the reinaissance or klaus hargreeves becoming a cult leader with sunny by boney m in the background

[terrapia]

I'm the daddy here!

↪ AIDAN GALLAGHER as FIVE HARGREEVES in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (2019-2024)

[giant-ball-of-twine]

Five straight up predicted the future when he told Luther to “stop hovering like an ambitious stripper” in season 2

[fivesillydandelions]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2.07 — "Öga for Öga"

[skeleton-with-asweater]

"five was selfish" i am begging you to rewatch the show and tell me that five fucking hargreeves was selfish

[inanearlieround]

tua season 2 you’ll always be famous

[hopelessfandomfreak]

this is them

[currentlyonstandbi]

[clownwritesfanfic]

I’m obsessed with the pub scene from season 2

I love seeing both Five’s interact with and be suspicious of each other.

So how about this:

You go with Five to steal the briefcase from Older Five. There isn’t really any good reason for you to tag along but you mostly go because to you it’s been a while since you’ve seen Five look his age and you wanted to catch a glimpse of yourself since you knew you’d be there. Luther still accompanies you both as a spotter considering you both will be feeling paradox psychosis.

You and Five met in the apocalypse and of course became very close, you were both recruited to the Commission and were sent on missions together frequently due to your teamwork and ability to get along (something many field workers lack). So of course you were there to assist in the assassination of JFK.

You can’t help but flirt with Older Five. Mostly because he’s still your husband but also because it makes Five insanely jealous which you find hilarious considering it’s literally him you’re flirting with.

When Older Five goes to the bathroom you decide to follow him. Five protests at first but when you claim to have a plan on snatching the briefcase he reluctantly lets you go.

You wait for Older Five to leave the stall and strike up a conversation with him as he washes his hands. After he dries them, you push him against the wall and start feeling him up. He instinctively grabs your waist but isn’t sure what to do.

When he’s throughly flustered, you lunge for the briefcase but he’s quicker than you. He grabs your wrist and pulls you close, wrapping an arm around you.

“Nice try. But I knew you’d try something like that.”

Damn, he really does know you. Unfortunately, you get interrupted by Luther :(

When you finally see yourself it’s practically like looking in a mirror. You are one of the 43 children both mysteriously, you’re able to regenerate and manipulate cells. However, your own body is constantly regenerating it’s own cells so you never age. You stopped aging around 16 so now you look forever young. It’s something most people would rejoice in but you hate it. Especially as you watched Five age in the apocalypse. It also made your relationship look very very weird and concerning to strangers so PDA was basically out of the question. You did get a kick out of Five being stuck in his own 13 year old self though.

You’re standing behind Five, too busy scratching your neck, when other you practically attacks Five and starts cooing over him.

“Oh my god you haven’t looked like this in years! Awww you were so cute.”

You snort at the interaction causing your Five to glare at you.

Now it’s Older Five’s turn to feel jealous of himself.

That’s all I got rn. Maybe I’ll make this into an actual one shot or something one day. I just really like older Five lol

[ssmhhh]

I just think it’s funny how—

[laurrelise]

i did a little doodle

[terrapia]

What I am...is sexy trash!

↪ ROBERT SHEEHAN as KLAUS HARGREEVES in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (2019-2024)

[giant-ball-of-twine]

I know season 2 came out several years ago but both Fives simultaneously yelling “eat shit ape man” at Luther is still the funniest thing ever

[ponderosa121]

Living forever in TUA S2. My evil twin is back and writing these two and it reminded me to finish this old thing.