#TRY IT I DARE YOU

[maxladcomics]

You can't kill Undertale Papyrus until he spares you

[mega-gaymer-party]

[lynx-kin]

Bro, I never realized how fun skirts are to draw.

With this knowledge, I feed the starving sans in skirt simps.

If you can't read it, here's the text on his hoodie. And yes, he's holding the quantum physics joke book.

[gracieblood]

based on my earlier post (which i lost and then found again literally 20 seconds later) i believe that every group of 5 can fit into this

[eyebagsanonymous]

None of you fuckers can prove I'm not God.

[helinedmightbehere]

okay

but hear me out

problems by mother mother as sun rn

YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG

[venus-dawnstar]

Controversial opinion:

bbq sauce tasty with fish

[deadmothwalking]

do u have a boyfriend, if not, thoughts on ur followers flirting with u

no I sadly do not have a boyfriend, and yk i never thought ab it before but ig as long as ur 18+ and not being a creepy weirdo(ie asking me for nudes)go crazy, go ahead ppl I dare u to try and make me blush it's impossible

[systemserendipity]

Guys! Guys! Guys! Lookie lookie, my partner did an amazing thing!

I'm so proud of them for trying something new! 🎨🎭💄

《THUMBNAIL ID: A screencapture from a YouTube video on a new channel, Depresso_Beans, titled: "Do It Anyway." The thumbnail-image is a person with dark hair and an animal-eared headband, applying rainbow-gradient eyeshadow.》

[princesscrybabytears]

Any brand of reusable pads would be amazing! I got a set of regular sizes for about $15, and after a few periods, I decided to get a set of small liners for the lighter days. That was about 4 years ago and I haven't had to buy anything since then! My only regret is getting bland/gray patterns on my first set

i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

“The results of the testing indicate that both scented and unscented Always pads emit toxic chemicals, including chemicals identified by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services National Toxicology Program, the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, and the State of California Environmental Protection Agency as carcinogens, and reproductive and developmental toxins. None of these chemicals are disclosed on the product by the manufacturer.” (x)

[juney-blues]

when you're part of a group with structural power over another goup, you really do gotta just learn to say "i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant" whenever someone expresses frustration with you or people like you.

[yhwcomeback]

I know people be hating on this fit, BUT THE RACER VIBES???? Listen.

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

[petermorwood]

Judging by some of the ER / A&E stories I’ve heard from DD and others, the question shouldn’t be “I Wonder, Will This Go In There?” but “If This Goes In There, Can I Get It Out Again?”

To which the answer is all too often “Not Without Professional Assistance...”

(With the addendum that "No Matter How Original Or Innocent Your Excuse Might Seem To You, The Professionals Have Heard Them All Before And Didn't Believe Them The First Time...")

Applied to food history, the question regarding cheese might be “Is Consuming The Result Of What Happened To This Milk A Safe Thing To Do?”

The answer may have come from self-examination: try it and see what happens, or ruthless pragmatism: let an ancient and potentially disposable person try it and see what happens to them...

Or observation: keep an eye on whichever Bold Lad Of The Tribe is first to say “Hold My (beer equivalent) And Watch This...”

I keep thinking about that one post that was going around talking about the potential origins of cheese and everyone immediately jumps to it must've been rotten milk that they ate out of desperation. But I'd like to posit that the first cheese was probably someone adding an acid to warmed milk and realising it splits it. Like it's not that big a stretch of the imagination for someone to think "oh I like warm milk but I also like this acidic fruit, I wonder if I can mix them". From there a little experimentation on separating the new curd from the whey and you've got a simple fresh cheese.

I dunno I think the reason I wanted to make this post is just that we tend to desscribe a lot of discoveries around food as desperate acts of starvation and not genuinely thought out experimentations based on observations like every other form of human knowledge. Ancient people weren't stupid starving unwashed masses and it's important to remember that. They were people who could think and deduce and logic their way through things as good as you or I.

[hecateisalesbian]

Alright fuckers if this gets 5 4 5 THOUSAND notes before midnight new years eve(Central American time) I’ll actually start doing the things that I want/should do

including:

basic self care

actually staying on top of chores

writing the mbalwjjsoqjjwillion fanfics

expand ALL my au’s

finish most of the art pieces that are sitting as wips

and more

WHAT THE HELL I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO MY MOM WHATAUWKJSJWJBDBNSA

NO MORE REPLIES

NO MKRE

ALSO NICE KUNG POW PENIS

yall really wanna make this fun

get this to 10k and I’ll start and begin posting a fic by the end of January