#TOXIC YURI HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

[simbasomba]

Screeches loudly GET THESE TWO MARRIED

[duckngk]

old woman yuri. maybe i will color this someday. also it was my first time drawing raboniel and i tried to play into the fact that she wears whatever clothes and doesnt care about gender while also not knowing how to style clothing

[yurishica]

No further explanation

I have never watched or read Scott Pilgrim btw

[meganechan05]

Grotta Stomach

Do I have a type? Possibly

Are we only on episode 3 and the two never even met? Absolutely

Do I give a single fuck?

NOPE

[m43d4y]

Office siren with a fat coworker (coworkers to lovers) who knows she's secretly a literal monster disguised as a hot woman but she doesn't mind (she's into it) so the office siren tries to become close with her coworker in order to keep tabs on her.

Also they're both women.

Thoughts?

[newcronomicon]

they make me ILL

[amalgamasreal]

With zero context, here is her "rival":

And I shit you not this is a real scene from the manga (if from the imagination of a spectator at their fight):

muscular woman of the day: ishidou natsuo from teppu

[maxicaiman]

Had the lovely idea to make toxic yuri real

Neither of these gals have names, but they're girlfriends / sworn enemies AND both dating Bulkhead and Bumblebee!!! I will happily yap about them if you guys have questions

Height difference isn't to scale! I'll set one up later with their boyfriends

[blaithnne]

ok i forgot that goldie isnt canonically 5'1 on a good day so i have to restructure this ask

1) thoughts on short goldie

2) is heron short also

3) (contingent on answers 1 and 2) thoughts on scrooge and beakley both falling for tiny evil women

1) & 2)

I think the toxic yuri polycule height chart is something like this—!

They all wear heels so it’s not exact (also I whipped this up in like 5 minutes lol)

Huifen is tall, she’s a black heron after all, and though they’re not the tallest birds ever they’re still pretty long! But she looks short standing next to Beakley, because everyone does (also I undersized her a little bit in my first human drawing by accident, whoops). Goldie is a short queen LMAO, she’s not minuscule, only slightly shorter than the average person, but she looks tiny next to these two (she might be slightly shorter than I drew her here, idk, I struggled to scale her LOL). Scrooge, for the record, is around the same height as Goldie!

In terms of their builds btw, Beakley is, obviously, very muscular! Though she might seem like a tank, she’s actually very soft — big ol squishy teddy bear! Heron on the other hand is a gangly mf, long, skinny, and sharp. Goldie is sort of in between them, an hourglass build like Huifen, but with more muscle on her (not half as much as Beakley, though).

3)

Heron might not be tiny but Beakley treats her like she is, picks her up like a feral cat when she’s being too much 😌 Scrooge and Goldie only have a very slight height difference, but I think he’s very smug about it lol

Also, my funniest headcanon ever is that Beakley has a thing for bad girls, and she HATES IT. She’s so embarrassed about it and fully intends to take it to her grave. This also leads to her hating the aforementioned bad girls even more, bc she’s so frustrated with herself for liking the in the first place. So Beakley can spend 24 hours a day ranting about how much she hates someone, and be blushing the entire time. All this to say, Beakley might not technically have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticising Scrooge’s relationship, but that doesn’t stop her.

I think they’re both massive hypocrites about it, bc they wanna protect eachother despite the other really not needing the help. They’re also endlessly frustrated with eachother’s toxic Yuri partners. Beakley to a much bigger degree because she definitely has a thing for Goldie, which only makes her hate her even more. Scrooge is more annoyed by Beakley and Heron than anything else bc he just does not understand what the hell is going on there, but he’ll also occasionally be all,

In conclusion, Beakley and Scrooge being a disaster sibling duo is my favourite thing ever. Scrooge is practically immortal, nothing can take him down. Beakley is a walking tank, she could walk off a bullet. They looked at eachother and went “that idiot needs me to protect them from their own love life” and they were kind of right??

[grass-tin]

i needed RetroFolly/Sleepingpills/Purrasite

yes i changed both of their designs only to mess it up in the second drawing

oh well at least i got my doomed toxic yuri

(i drew these at 12 am what is my life i have school)

(​this is what happens when i don’t get retrofolly food. i start cooking it myself and it ends up half-burnt)

(i literally listened to monster on repeat while drawing. for some reason i think the song fits them even though it doesn’t)

(keeping their canon height difference was hard like folly why you so tall)

[everybody-loves-purdy]

same blossom + hawk anon, here are more ideas i came up w/ while high. im a bit of a stoner: 1: dappletail's kits, featherkit and cricketkit, were stormtail's kits. i mean come on, a blue kit and a white kit?? where have i seen that before (not saying this is a great idea) 2: speaking of dappletail, bluepaw witnessed stormtail protecting dappletail instead of moonflower. she developed an irrational hatred towards dappletail for this, despite knowing it was stormtail's choice. and when she had her kits (she kept them in this idea), she was overprotective 3: windflight ran away w rainfur and that's how thistleclaw became such a shit 4: redtail killed thistleclaw, and bluefur appointed him as her deputy as a result when she became leader. i find this idea extremely funny now bc i always headcanoned redtail as being the runt of the litter. there is a visible height difference between him and his sisters. 5: whitestorm somehow disowned snowfur? i don't know what prompted this one. i like to think he never had a childhood 6: (i see many blossomfall ships for context) i thought it would be funny if she just dated everyone. blossomfall + thornclaw? sure they make each other worse. blossomfall + ivypool? absolutely, toxic yuri but they never break up. blossomfall + dovewing? sure but i think they'll break up at some point. blossomfall has one of the prettiest canon designs anyway 7: when stormfur moved to the mountains, graystripe ran away w/ him. idk what prompted this because i hate graystripe as a character. somehow he got millie pregnant still, and briar moved to the mountains w/ him and stormfur, whilst millie moved in thunderclan with bumble and blossom. bumble later moved to shadowclan and blossom became a loner who visited all of the clans occasionally 8: maggottail committed unspeakable acts. 9: maggottail is also clinically kitty-insane. everyone thinks he's strange and that you shouldn't talk to him. that's how he's so old (im pretty sure he's described as an old spirit at some point) and still remembered. he has a friend group w/ silverhawk and sparrowfeather anyway. 10: tigerclaw and sasha were never a thing? i don't have any issue with them, but a high-idea was that sasha had two different litters; tadpole and two other kits in one, and hawk and moth in the second. the father of the litters were Stonefur and Mudclaw respectively. this idea is also surprisingly fleshed out and i can elaborate if you want cause it's kinda wild 11: hollytuft hated being compared to hollyleaf and murdered jayfeather at some point. she wasn't exiled for this?? just to reiterate, these are ideas i came up with while high. i promise i never think these thoughts regularly 🙏

These are all genuinely interesting!

[brookiidookiii]

as the self proclaimed joeather anon (if you look at the joeather tag on tumblr most of those asks are me. sorry). you want headcanons.... i dont have many but.

1. T4T LESBIAN BLAST !

2. i can imagine them being the type to argue with lots of tension and then they just kiss at the end

3. everyone around them thinks they're really annoying together. toxic yuri ❤️

4. they both remind me of cats for some reason

they hate each other so bad IUGGHJKJHVC. HEAVy on the second one. poor gwen has to listen to them scream and argue in the girls side of the cabins. theyre so dysfunctional i love them kjhgfvghjlk. eventually they enter a situationship where theyre not sure whats going on but theyre both evil malicious plotting ladies so it doesnt matter. we were ROBBED of these two putting aside their differences and making an alliance and kicking off alejandro. there was so much potential!!!! AND EVEN BETTER they betray each other at some point ohhhhhhh my god!!!!!

also also jo likes to tease heather bc shes way taller than her but thats js her way of flirting. idc what anyone says in my mind theres a big height difference between heather and jo. heathers already 5'11 and jo STILL manages to tower over her oh god

[sayitwithsarcophilus]

I saw someone talking about "I appreciate the ecological benefits of a diversified lawn, but I live in tick country and high grass is a Very Bad Idea," and it made me wonder what lawns were like in their area. Mowing itself does not kill weeds! And even if they were talking about letting the non-grass plants get big enough to flower so the pollinators can actually benefit from them, there are plenty of fun plants that are either naturally low-growing (I'm defining "low-growing" as "shorter than a pulled-up crew sock") or can be mowed down to that height without injuring them.

This list will focus on the temperate zone because that's the only place I've lived.

Sweet alyssum: this is a garden flower, so you probably shouldn't expect it to stand up to too much foot traffic, but I have seen it in lawn mixes. It's a cute, obliging hardy annual adapted to a variety of temperate climates, smells good, self-sows, and is attracted to pollinators.

Wild violets/Johnny-Jump-Ups: Yuri flowers! Many species of cute little pansy-shaped things found all over the temperate regions of Eurasia and the Americas. Adapted to a wide variety of biomes, although many of them like some shade. Some are edible and I haven't heard of any that are dangerously poisonous, but look up your specific species before you start chomping.

Clover: Red clover is pretty and useful but probably too rangy if you need to keep your lawn below the top of your socks. White clover and hop clover (the tiny yellow ones) are more compact. Bees love it.

Vetch: There are hundreds of vetches out there, some of them way too big for our purposes, so we'll focus on the little weedy ones. These guys are members of the bean family (closely related to lentils and fava beans) with pretty sweet-pea-like flowers in a variety of colors. The most common variety where I live is fuchsia, but there's also a tiny species with pink and cream flowers. Being legumes, they're nitrogen-fixers.

Speedwell: Several species of low-growing plants of the genus Veronica with little blue flowers. Add some variety to your lawn's color palette.

Prunella/Purple Dead-Nettle: These are technically two different plants from two different genera, but apparently the plant I've known since childhood as Prunella looks more like Purple Dead-Nettle? Well, neither of them are toxic, so there's no great practical hazard to mixing them up. These are members of the mint family (but don't smell minty), modestly attractive in an herby kind of way, hardy and adaptable but easier to weed out of where you don't want them than mint proper tends to be.

Mint: Mint can get a bit gangly, but once it's well-established it doesn't mind being mowed - and it does smell wonderful after being cut or trampled! Potentially invasive.

Wild strawberries: If the wild strawberries native to your area reliably bear fruit, congratulations! Mine do not. But they're picturesque little plants anyway.

Chickweed: A sprawling plant with long gangly stems and tiny white flowers. Edible, and one of the traditional seven herbs in Japanese New Year congee.

Oxalis: Cute little shamrock-looking plants (although they're more closely related to starfruit than clover). Wild specimens can have green or dark red foliage. There are cultivated varieties with more spectacular flowers.

English daisies: tiny little daisies. The wild variety has white single flowers with yellow centers, but I've seen the cultivars (bigger fluffier flowers in various shades of pink as well as white) also do well in a lawn.

Buttercups: buttercups like wet feet, and add a cheery touch to any particularly moist or poorly drained parts of your yard. Some of the wild species are potentially invasive, so keep an eye on them for possible unseemly expansionist tendencies.

All these plants will give your lawn a picturesque charm, feed the butterflies and bees, and (hopefully) camoflage the dandelions and plantain.

[hekateinhell]

Your very specific brand of Armand/Lestat toxic yuri compels me so much! Although lbr even OG male!Armand and Lestat have toxic yuri vibes going on 🤔probably has something to do with all the yearning and the tantrums and the LACE 🥹

LOVED your qotd entry needless to say. So slutty, so gritty yet delicate, so them/you. I listened to Lana del Rey as I was reading it because it felt right. ENRICHMENT, from start to finish. I genuinely love how this whole event has brought us together as a fandom lmao, leave it to the vc community to be at each other's throats constantly over mlm pairings yet the second femslash is involved, we're all blood sisters. AS IT WAS WRITTEN. Always your biggest fan xoxo DA ❤️

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DA, HI BABE I MISSED YOU!!!!!!

I'm so glad you liked the fic!!! I had such a blast and perhaps five different meltdowns writing it. ♥️

I wasn't sure how the fic would be received because I know femslash isn't big in this fandom (though hopefully we're starting to change that!) and L/A isn't one of the juggernaut ships in general and it's an AU, so I really was just writing for me and the girlies (gnc) with this one! LOL I love L/A! I love women! I love playing in and outside of canon! 🤧♥️ (btw I'm still planning to write 1-2 chapters more for this fic so if there was anything in particular that you enjoyed or you would like to see, just let me know and I would love to include it or include something with the same vibe 🥹) 

Although lbr even OG male!Armand and Lestat have toxic yuri vibes going on 🤔probably has something to do with all the yearning and the tantrums and the LACE 🥹

Oh my god, now you have me wondering if that is why this ship hits so fucking hard for me! PLEASE give me all the yearning and tantrums and lace 🥹 it's Wuthering Heights, it's Saltburn, it's Much Ado About Nothing, it's Girl Interrupted.

I love that you were listening to Lana lmao so was I when I was writing it! Blue Velvet, Love, and Get Free. But also Cigarettes After Sex and Perturbator just to rotate vibes.

I genuinely love how this whole event has brought us together as a fandom lmao, leave it to the vc community to be at each other's throats constantly over mlm pairings yet the second femslash is involved, we're all blood sisters.

I'm so happy with the way our first Queens of the Damned went and I'm so proud of @lovevamp for coming up with the idea in the first place and having all the prompts and everything ready to go in under 14 hours!!!! It's her baby and we're so lucky to have her in our fandom bringing us omegaverse and femslash and all the good things 🥹🥹💕💕

Thank you so much for dropping by babe—I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN 🫶🏼

[toxicyuribracket]

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH... OBVIOUSLY I DIDNT SUBMIT THEM HERE CUZ THIS IS TOXIC YURI BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

some of the only times we see shion smile are when tenshi is with her!!!!

(text bubble on the last one says "height difference")

WAH,, They're so sweet. The height difference between them is also so cute omg.

[bjorgian]

every so often, d&d posts cross my dash and for you page. (your influence, I'm sure.) but there's been a slew today, and they're reminding me I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very glad we have you as a dm. as much as I grapple with you about mechanics and story sometimes, you spoil us. you let me use rope trick to be a menace for an entire campaign. you built an entire world and populated it with jiaoren and octopus gods and lesbian tieflings because I want them. you give us squishy babies and brothers in law with which we develop complex relationships. you killed the old man emperor and replaced him with a tiefling child con artist. I give each character one more mom than the last, and you give them each their own literal and figurative voice. you made contingencies for if I literally married strahd instead of slapping him to death at the altar. once we negotiated our way out of an entire climax, and you literally let us do that. with a primordial time worm. you won't introduce dragons within my vicinity that are likely to eat me when I inevitably kiss their noses even though you keep threatening to let that happen to me. sometimes I fall asleep mid-session, and when you ask me if I'm asleep and I try to gaslight you for suggesting it even though I was asleep and have no idea what's happening, you don't even remind me that I'm the one who insisted we keep playing. I keep making authoritarian cult islands, and you let one run the entire coastal economy (after weeks of me throwing tantrums over the relative value of my ore and god-granted divinity, but nevertheless). you let my characters have increasingly abstract post canon marital strife even though the story is literally no longer about them anyway. I am a terrible, brat player who is preternaturally beloved by the dice to such a discomfiting degree that I sincerely sometimes think you no longer technically qualify as an atheist; and you only occasionally punish me for my hubris. the one time I DM'd, you thought I would literally require you to castrate your character to resolve the conflict and were absolutely fine with that, like, narratively, with regard to your faith in me as a storyteller. all of my characters and their wives have increasingly upsetting height differences, and you're not at all concerned about where I'll take this when I grow bored of humanoids.

anyway. I appreciate you 🤎 I'm sorry for being a terrorist 🤎 but I appreciate and admire how you work with me and who I am to fit my terrorism into satisfying narratives 🤎 and maybe by the time we're forty, you'll have domesticated me 🤎 and my seven weed smoking naga wives 🤎 which where I think the height thing is going btw 🤎 horizontal 🤎

Friend I have never once considered you a terrorist. You are one of the best people I could have sitting at my metaphorical table while we play. You are fun and clever and delightful. You were perhaps also designed in a lab to be able to find the simplest answers to my complex plans. But that is also part of the fun. I love having my narratives and plans challenged in innovative ways and both you and Sarah are excellent at finding the alternative that I never considered. If I was allowed to sit and just make a story by myself and you guys didn’t try and talk down the primordial time wyrm where would we even be. Plus you have done so much to expand my horizons. Our world is made so much better by putting all the things you love to see in it and letting them thrive. I mean when we first started you guys had to point out my gender distributions were out of wack and now I’m throwing toxic yuri every where I can. That being said I know I can take a bit too long to mule over ideas all the while I’m pushing back which can be pretty frustrating on your end but I do hope you know every suggestion and comment I do spend many hours considering and reconsidering. I love having you as a player and can only hope to have you as a DM again soon. And all I truly love being your friend.

Btw I don’t think much domestication is going to happen here these days. I think we’ll be lucky if I don’t get more feral ❤️. Also I look forward to one day having to flirt with you as a naga ❤️