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[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_1251 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally. (2022)

[smallestbubs]

sibling rivalry

[roughridingrednecks]

Toney in Louisiana

[mrs-hawthorne-bellingham]

England vs Switzerland was extremely boring and Southgate pissed me off, but at least my babies won!!!!!

I honestly don't know how England and France keep passing. they have some special luck on their side

I swear if either of the next matches leads to penalties...

[eggoyolkk]

just seeing that sketch dump of wilfre being spared by the hero makes me love it; an how about the hero managing to clean the corrupting shadow off from him (untainting and separating aldark away from wilfre's body in the process (i am even imaging a funny scene of this shadow jerk aldark going down the drain in this process)) without killing him? how it would look like?

hilariously ive already considered this <3

so step one: retrieve him from the hall of darkness alive and separate him from Heather

step two: gay bath.

step three: no more shadow :D

[littlebigplanet-2]

I love him I love himilutoneyilysomuch ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[grusik]

hopes shie by Luna Park

[toneyowen]

Terminus (1987)

Truly a masterpeice of shit. It rules. German-Fremch schlockhouse rip off of a about a hundred different thing, lemme run em down:

Knight Rider if Kit could suck you off with his human mouth.

I legit could stop right here

an annoying kid who is the best video game boy but the moral is that the only winning move is unplugging your brothers controller

some evil German doctors who got into the dress up chest

Mad max bus that looks almost exactly like the Winnebago in spaceballs

At one point the bus is going off a jump and the computer says "ooooooh SHIIIIIIT!!!"

Karen Allen is the protagonist for the first half then dies in the lamest way and is replaced by French rockstar Johnny Hallyday. I don't remember how or why that happened but I do know his kids contested his will because in France it's illegal to disinherit your children. Also he covered itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini but in french so it's called Itsy Bitsy Petit Bikini off the record Inoubliable Johnny Hallyday

Johnny Hallyday has the robot arm from ToTK

Good shit: nasty practical effects, supoib costumes (half Mad Max, half Logans Run), incomprehensible plot, and a very confusing dashboard Siri who is funny and hip half the time, but then gets real sulky and uses a dumbass robot voice. I think they recast the robot and did a bunch of ADR because the movie was boring as hell when it was just silent driving punctuated by boring robot voice. The van mouth is worth the price of a mission.

Oh yeah it was also like Speed.

The part I hated most was when the movie itself was at it's terminus!!! Also the mutant clone kids with pneumatic codpieces covering their shame and presumably drinking the piss away so their gennies ain't get pisslogged and shitlogged. The director mustve been all uhh yeah, this is movies and art and I actually really LIKE it.

MUSIC

Soundtrack also sucked so bad but was actually good as hell.

"I toss the dice and skin the cat/and I always pay the fine

So we'll settle up even-steven/when we reach the end of the line"

You skin the cat, you pay the fine

Terminus of the review

RATING:

I give Terminus a...

👄👄👄/🧱🧱🧱🧱 🚐🚐

3 gross mouths out of 4 brick walls getting crashed thru by 2 wasteland busses

One sentence review: Terminus sucked shit but was actually pretty awesome

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[therealefl]

Bolton Boss Likens Loanee to England International

Bolton Boss Likens Loanee to England International @hopping_writer

Bolton Wanderers boss Ian Evatt has claimed that on-loan Southampton man Dan Nlundulu has the potential to follow in the path of England international Ivan Toney, according to the Bolton News.  The striker joined Bolton and their playoff push in January after spending the first half of the season at League One rival Cheltenham Town and has gone on to make 13 appearances and net once for The…

[carmenlove21]

Fr.

[smallestbubs]

violence and mayhem

[roughridingrednecks]

James "Lights Out" Toney" in Michigan

[lezkissgifs]

Tempted (2025) dir. Lindsay Hartley

[eggoyolkk]

this is Real Old but i still like it. anyway meet my Hero !! lmao