#TOBY STEP ON ME AHHH

[virdiaura]

I WISH I COULD ACTUALLY MARRY HIM😭😭😭

Toby: I love you so much.

Y/N: I love you too.

Toby: This is real.

Y/N: I know.

Toby: You’re my spouse.

Y/N: And you’re mine.

Toby: You married me in front of people.

Y/N: I know, I was there.

[omnishambl3s]

Chapter 12

School resumed, the next semester rolling in. They had fewer classes together, which Klaus was thankful for. They were beginning to… feel things. It made their skin crawl. Being forced into quiet quarters seemed to work well in terms of maintaining the game on their terms, to their liking. At keeping the game theirs. Things got too dicey when he made too many moves. When he got too close. 

And yet… they missed it. Shenanigans. Mischief. Getting into trouble. Doing things they both knew they shouldn’t be doing for innumerable reasons. They missed spending time together. They even missed the annoying banter. 

School and work were no longer enough. They found themself… bored. Wanting more.

“Hey,” Klaus’s voice drawled from his phone, sounding bored. 

“Hey.” He smiled, then bit it from his lips despite knowing it was too late and they’d already heard it. 

“Do you wanna go to this party with me?” 

“Um. Sorry? A party? You? You… want to go to a party… with me?” He stumbled over his words in confusion. 

“To crash it, yes.” 

“Ahhh,” that made a bit more sense. “Ok. That makes sense. But, I mean… maybe, what are the details?” 

“It’s a frat party. Alpha beta fucking… whatever.” They sighed. “We’ll go in, mingle, get details on the host and his friends – it’ll be easy, they always love talking about themselves. Once I – um, we – have the details necessary, we use them to start a fight. Just tell the host that his friend said something negative about something they’re proud and sensitive about. A girl, their parents, a sports team… The rest should take care of itself. Then we just sneak out as they start burning the place down.” 

“Wow. Have you… you sound like you… you’ve done this before, haven’t you?” 

“Maybe,” they sighed again, but he could hear the hint of a smirk on their lips. They were probably examining their nails, bored. 

“When is it?” 

“Tonight. We should get there around 10, 10:30, when they’re already good and drunk.” 

He checked the time. It was 7. He looked at the array of books and papers he was still working through, spread across his desk. He supposed he had enough time to get far enough and be able to finish them tomorrow. 

“I think I can manage that.” 

“Good,” they smiled. “Make sure to dress inconspicuously. Stealth is important. We need to look like one of them so they trust us.” Calculating, methodical, meticulous. 

“You know, you’d make an incredible villain.” Klaus chuckled at that. 

“Thanks. You’d make a good lackey.” He scoffed, rolling his eyes. 

“A lackey? Not even your nemesis? Come on.” Klaus paused, seeming to consider it. 

“Hm. I like the way you think. Maybe nemesis kidnapped and turned right hand.” He could hear the wicked grin in their drawl. He scoffed again, quieter this time. They were probably right. 

“Whatever.” He leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling. “Wait, you mean like Stockholm syndrome?” 

“You know I’m right,” their voice was calm, smooth, teasing. They were right, and he did know. 

“Yeah, yeah. We’ll just see about that tonight, won’t we?” He heard them hum a laugh. 

“Sure.” They offered. 

Ten o’clock rolled around, and they knocked on his door. 

He examined them, hair pushed back away from their face for once. They looked… surprisingly handsome. They arched a brow and he realized he’d been staring. He cleared his throat and stepped aside, letting them in. 

“Alright, you mingle, and I’ll be back.” 

“Where are you going?” 

“Don’t worry about it.” They shot him a grin, a mockery of innocence. 

He obeyed, though he would have argued he had obliged. Nonetheless, he did as he was told. 

“Glean anything of value?” They asked upon returning. 

“Ummm the host’s name is Toby, he collects of watches and fountain pens, he has a crush on a girl named Vanessa,” he nodded towards a girl with dark hair chatting with a group near the sofa. “But like… in a really creepy way. He had a lot to say about her body. Which, I mean, sure, I get that. But… I mean, of course he pays more attention to her tits than her interests.” He rolled his eyes, giving a dismissive hand wave. 

“Of course. That is valuable, though. Anything else?” 

“His dad is a senator or something.” He shrugged.

“Oh, that’s great. I love a big fish. The harder they fall and all.” The look in their eyes was a little disquieting. “Anything else? Anyone else?” 

“Oh, yeah – you’re gonna love this,” he grabbed their shoulder, huddling them in to whisper. “The guy in the jersey. Over there.” They followed his gaze to a guy with scruffy brown hair in a jersey. “Also has a thing for Vanessa. And he and Toby are supposed to be like, really close. I’m not sure if they’re best friends or what, but it could easily start some shit. Especially – get this,” He grinned down at them, trying to ignore how their proximity affected him, “apparently, he’s like, kingpin of the campus, and he’s selling her cocaine and weed. And she’s getting herself a special deal. You follow?” 

“She’s sleeping with jersey guy in exchange for drugs?” They smirked at him keenly. 

“Bingo.” He grinned. They paused, appraising him quietly. They smirked thoughtfully.

There was a moment where they just looked at each other. 

“You’re good at this.” If he didn’t know any better, he’d think they were impressed. 

“Thank you,” he smiled, proud of himself. Their eyes slid from him to assess the room, searching for a secluded area with a view. 

“Come with me.” They commanded casually, eyes tugging him along to the table in the kitchen. He obeyed, once again. “Sit.” They patted the chair next to them as they slid into a chair at the table. “Ok. There’s Jersey guy, and there’s Tony. Jersey guy is his roommate, alright?” 

“How do you know?” They hadn’t even talked to anyone. He wasn’t sure that anyone had even noticed their presence, likely a purposeful strategy. They grinned, not meeting his gaze. 

“How good are you at keeping secrets?” They turned their gaze on him, eyes scorching. He was quiet for a moment. He was very good at keeping secrets, but saying that might be… counterproductive. 

“The number of skeletons in my closet on account of other people puts a graveyard to shame.”

 They smirked, appraising him again momentarily. 

“Cute. Well. Can you keep a secret for me? One that might include federal crimes? I’m too pretty to go to prison.” Several expressions made their way across his face before he quirked a brow, eyes highly suspicious. 

“What the hell could you have possibly done, Klaus?” 

“Well, can you?” Their tone deemed that they weren’t kidding. “Otherwise, I’m not telling.” They blinked indignantly; all traces of humor gone. 

“I can.” His voice and expression were well-measured. 

“I found his stash.” Silas smirked. 

“You took it, didn’t you?” He lifted his hands, casually clasping them in front of his face, as if to shield the two from any possible onlookers. Their grin said it all. “You’re terrible.” He smiled. They really were an evil genius. 

“Thank you.” They held his gaze for a moment, eyes dark like the mastermind they truly were, before returning to the room. “So. Anyway. We just need to get Jersey boy’s name. Then I’ll be the little birdy. The voice through the grapevine. And the rest should take care of itself.” 

“Oh – his name is Marcus.” They glanced back at him, pleased, biting their lip thoughtfully. 

“Very good. Now… can you keep up casual conversation? Act natural, and like you don’t know me. Herd them towards the keg, away from the kitchen window. Distract them while I…” they cleared their throat. He raised a suspicious brow. “Continue my rounds. You’ll know I’ve done it when Toby starts pushing and shoving Marcus. Once they’re distracted by Toby and Marcus fighting, meet me back here.” 

“Got it. What if anything goes wrong?” 

“It won’t. But… if it does,” They retrieved pepper spray from their pocket. “Plus, I have leverage. Collateral damage. I imagine Marcus won’t want to see his precious drugs crushed and flushed. Nor do I think his father would be pleased to know about them. Even if he can land a hit, I can get into the school records. I’m not worried.” They leaned their head into their palm, seeming bored except for the hint of amused smile on their lips. 

“God, you’re devious.” He grinned, genuinely impressed and maybe a little turned on. “Like, when you said, ‘crash a party,’ I thought you meant stage a scene – not ruin lives.” He looked them up and down, and they looked at him with a shameless, lazy grin. “You really are a conniving little thing…” It was his turn to bite his lip thoughtfully. 

“Careful, if people see you making eyes, it’ll draw attention. Suspicion. Save your lustful gazes for later, pretty boy.” They watched as their words stoked a smolder in his eyes. 

He had no idea how they’d swung it. He hadn’t even seen them interact with Toby. But before he knew it, Toby had erupted, shoving the other boy and being shoved before grasping Marcus by the collar and shouting. Within moments, the house was in chaos. 

He made his way to the kitchen with haste, only to see Klaus sitting back in the kitchen chair leisurely and enjoying the show. They had a bottle of whiskey tucked under their arm and a joint hanging from the corner of their mouth, legs propped up in the table. They were really quite the vision. They winked with a sharp smirk and hazy eyes, blowing a smoke ring in his face. 

“Let’s get the hell out of here,” they sighed, rising and opening the window, joint hanging from their lips.

 Silas chuckled; of course the window was their escape route. They peered down through the window, then back. 

“You’re gonna have to go first and help me down. Quick,” they stood aside, beckoning him and glancing back at the clamoring. 

He wasted no time, not wanting to risk drawing attention. He helped them down, however clumsily, both tumbling into the grass. 

“You know,” they patted the debris from their clothes, “you do make a good lackey.” They grinned knowingly. 

He scoffed, rolling his eyes. 

“Yeah, yeah. You’re welcome.” 

They were right and he knew it. 

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ahhh i hope u feel better ! sending u my love<3 i loved ur bloody painter/puppeteer fic sm you should make a part 2 whenever ur feeling up for it ily

Counter Tops [Puppeteer X GN!Reader X Bloody Painter]

[Warnings: language, alcohol]

[AN: I just made it like a "which one do you like more" kinda thing.]

Part 1

Puppeteer:

“You should go,” Helen sighs, his eyes once again looking out at the pretty city. “You said it yourself, I’m not good enough.”

“Helen, I didn’t-” Jonathan attempts to explain, his eyes dark and not glowing near as bright as he’d like to. “I’m not-”

“I know,” Helen hisses, “I know.” He sighs deeply, rests his head in his hands on the rail and then waves Jonathan off. “Go, see them, it’s not worth the heartache,” he mumbles, not wanting to look at best friend. Who knew one person could get in between such a rock solid friendship?

Jonathan raises a hand, mostly to rest it on Helen’s shoulder when he pauses. From where he’s standing, the usually quiet man feels like fire and his demeanor is colder than ice. Perhaps now is not the best time. “Thank you,” the long black haired man says softly, lowering his hand while turning around to open the doors. He pushes the glass doors open and steps back inside to the warmth of the apartment.

You’re still calling out for him, momentarily stopped by laughing at something BEN has said.

Jonathan pushes past some of the people, apologizing quietly as he does so before finally rounding the corner to the kitchen where you sit on the counter. He feels something twang in the back of his heart as BEN makes you giggle again.

The blond haired man glances up, then beams upon seeing him. “Looks like your date is here,” he says with a grin.

You pause, a heat rushing to your cheeks as you reach out to grab BEN and reprimand him. “My date? You jerk-” you say through awkward laughter as he skillfully dodges your hands.

Jonathan smiles softly and breathily chuckles as he takes BEN’s place, eyes amusingly watching as BEN flashes him a thumbs up. “I heard you needed me?”

You nod and let the heat subside from your face before reaching behind you and grabbing one of the red solo cups. “Here,” you offer.

“Thanks,” he says, palming the cup and taking it with a small smile. He sips at the liquid - not near as strong as he was originally expecting. “Did you need anything?” He asks in a tone more clipped than he meant to. He supposes his whole debacle with Helen has exhausted him of all patience.

“Oh,” you start, slightly startled. “Just wanted to spend some time with you is all,” you hum, offering a warm smile. “You’re really nice to be around, y’know?” You say, watching as Jonathan’s face lights up for but a fraction of a moment.

“I… I had no idea you thought that,” he continues quietly before raising the cup to his lips again.

The two of you enjoy a quiet silence, peaceful, sweet and serene. It’s actually clouded by listening to the bass in the music and the roaring conversation from everyone in your apartment, but it’s nice.

Jonathan eventually slips up onto the countertop with you, sighing dreamily as you rest your head on his shoulder.

Bloody Painter:

“Get outta here, Helen,” Jonathan sighs, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a pack of cigarettes.

“I thought you didn’t smoke,” Helen chuckles, brows furrowing as he analyzes Jonathan’s tone a little further. He sounds so… hostile.

“I just started,” Jonathan mumbles, reaching into his other pocket and palming his lighter. He flicks it on with his thumb, and soon, the scent of cigarette smoke fills Helen’s nose. “I said for you to go,” he repeats before sticking the lit cigarette in between his lips.

“But-”

“Get out.”

Helen pauses, and rests his hand on the door. “Are you gonna be like this forever?” The painter questions quietly, not wanting to lose his best friend over a fucking crush.

Jonathan shrugs. “I don’t know.”

“That’s a shit answer,” Helen chuckles, hand leaving the doorknob to rest his forearms on the rail again. “You’re my best friend, you know that, right?” He finishes gently, hand resting on Jonathan’s shoulder.

The taller man shrugs him off much harsher than he intended to. “Of course I do.”

Helen smiles ever so slightly under his breath, removes his hand, and then opens the door, leaving Jonathan to his peace. Helen steps back into the apartment and is greeted to the smell of alcohol and perfume and the overall blanketing warmth. It’s probably because of all the people here.

He hears his name getting called again - sounds like it’s coming from the kitchen - before he’s alerted to the sound of someone making you laugh. A pang of jealousy flows through his system as he pushes past and through the sea of people, small apologies flowing from his lips and coming in the form of subtle nods.

Lost once again in conversation is you, leaning against the counter and Toby keeping you company. It looks like he’s waiting for someone as well.

“M-Masky never t-t-talks about it,” Toby grins.

“I can see why!” You giggle back. “How embarrassing,” you snort before the two of you fall back into laughter once more.

Toby downs some more of his drink before his brows raise upon seeing Helen. He waves the dark haired man over, a large smile on his face. “It’s r-r-r-rude to keep people w-w-waiting,” he teases slightly.

“Got caught up,” Helen apologizes.

“A-Anyways, g-gotta find N-Nat before she’s s-so wasted I c-c-can’t bring her back. I’m n-not powerlifting her u-up the s-stairs again! H-Have fun w-with your d-date, Reader,” Toby grins as he pats you on the shoulder and takes off, leaving you flushed.

You blink your wide eyes a few times before shaking your head and giggling. “Don’t know what that was about,” you say in that same awkward tone, shifting slightly. You take in a deep breath.

Helen smiles. “It’s nothing,” he hums as he watches you clear off the counter top and slide up.

“Here,” you offer, reaching behind you and handing him a drink. “You look a little thirsty.”

“You have no idea,” he replies, taking the drink into his hand and raising it to his lips. The alcoholic content is enough to almost make him blush. “So,” he begins.

“So?” You grin.

“Have a reason to call me out here?” He asks in a teasing tone, watching as you shift through a variety of emotions before settling on something soft.

“Not really,” you begin, swinging your legs slightly as you sit before sipping more of your drink. “Unless you call hanging out being a valid reason.”

Helen laughs and slides up on the counter beside you, his arm draping over your shoulders. “Good reason.”

[bular]

Welcome to Live Commentary

I had no one to talk to while watching the movie and I hate being alone with my thoughts so I wrote everything down in my notes app. It's not coherent! Enjoy!

Aw yeah 1.5 seconds of Bular that is all I needed! Might as well stop now I've seen my boy I'm satisfied.

Why is there a nearly 4 minute recap as if I haven't watched the show at least 50 times. I should be the one giving the recap.

The beginning felt a bit forced to me but maybe that's just me? Like they just tried to squeeze too many things into a small timeframe without any buildup, it just didn't really work. Congrats on the engagement! This is my OTP so I'm very happy! But it came out of nowhere.

Nari in Douxies body is so wrong and I love it and hate it at the same time (positive)

Eli is BIG. I knew he was gonna be tall but I was not prepared for that chiseled face. Or the fact that he stepped off the ship without glasses? I wear glasses and I would not choose to step off a spaceship blind.

OkAY who had mpreg on their bingo card?

AAARRRGGHH actually said a full sentence 🥺 there is no heterosexual explanation for this scene and I'm here for it

Arcadia being the center of the universe really does make a lot of sense. I hate how much sense it makes. Despise it.

Strickler in a Christmas sweater is something i didn't know I needed. Jim's jacket too but that's just adorable, Jim's adorable. Oh sweet baby you're about to get fucked over so bad.

Love seeing Barbara actively participating in battle too. Good for her! Power family!!

Where are the kids tho? Is NotEnrique babysitting? Either that or they hired the girl from the Incredibles movie.

Nomura is so talented I love seeing her fighting on the good side. I can't explain it but I love digitigrade legs they're just so pretty?? Aesthetically pleasing??? Fuck yeah, legg! I could watch Nomura run around and be badass all day.

WAIT NO OH SHIT HOW DARE YOU FUCK

STRICKLER DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE NOT YOU TOO THAT'S TOO FUCKING RUDE DON'T DO THIS TO ME

THERE'S NO WAY HE'S DEAD RIGHT WE SAW NO BODY

Barbara does not deserve this I refuse to accept it. He's fine he'll be back they wouldn't kill two Changelings at once. Also Nomura is with Draal now I take no criticism.

So my favorite characters were Bular, Draal, Gunmar and Angor. And before this movie I always half-joked that everyone I love dies, how I still like Strickler and Nomura but apart from them all of my faves were killed in the very order of favoritism. AND NOW LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LOVE A CHARACTER. MY LOVE IS TOXIC.

OKAY I LOVE GUN RO- WAIT NO I DON'T LOVE HIM FUCK ABORT ABORT

It's great tho omg

I didn't realize it was Gun Robot when I saw it in the trailer this is amazing

Okay but imagine you're chilling in your trollmarket minding your own business when some misfit group of strangers waltzes in, steals your favorite shiny and celebrates your death before running off

"I AM GUN ROBOT" IS THE HORN LMAOOO

Nana better show up at some point to reunite with her boytoy, I'll cancel this entire franchise otherwise

Something bad is going to happen to Toby isn't it. He's getting too much screentime

Jim's hand got DEEP FRIED

ARCHIE NO

We can play Scrabble okay if they don't free them (which they must) I want an after credits scene of them playing scrabble

Douxie and Nari's bond 🥺🥺🥺

Nari pls just say what you fuckin mean the world is ending

Oh god is she going to remember killing Nomura oh nooo

Claire don't make the portal you will die again. Your hair gon be white all over

EVERYONE AVOIDING THE SCHOOL JUST RIGHT THERE LMAO RIP

I love how Darci is just with the school bus. Civilian girlfriend. But also love how the world is ending and Coach is like "fuck that I'm gonna teach these kids"

Does he know his son is pregnant

"Going back to the city where it's safe" buddy have you been to that city

Whatever happens, Nari has the coolest looking titan. Giant four legged gremlin. I'd adopt him.

WAIT SHE CAN FEEL THE PAIN?

Me: oh i love that titan

The titan 5 seconds later:

Did Nari just fucking die what the FUCK

Oh of COURSE the pages are stuck together RIGHT THERE

Seriously tho how do you not notice an entire nougat nummy in a book

Wait so Arcadia has another heartstone? Or OH SO IT'S ALIVE. OKAY GREAT. GUNMAR COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT HUH

Love how the Heartstone has been dormant/dead for months and apparently heard Blinky say it's alive and decided to wake up RIGHT THEN

Finally they're evacuating the city. This is like, the third apocalypse there. About time.

Okay so you can't pull Excalibur from the rock, but you CAN carve out the stone. Couldn't you just carve it off the sword as close as possible and like. Use that? Just swing the whole damn rock around?

God i can NOT get over Steve's pants. I mean I read a spoiler he was gonna be pregnant but I thought it was a prank or shitpost. I did not see this coming and I am never going to be over it. I love how he and Aja just roll with it and nobody else even cares. They've seen weirder stuff. So he's pregnant now. Whatever.

Jim's hand is bandaged and his ribs still hurt. I love that they're actually consistent with his injuries. I mean sucks for him but hell yeah for hero that doesn't always win!

Okayyy here comes the heartstone. Why not!

IS HE IN LABOR

So if you kiss an Akiridion 7 times you will have 3-5 babies in a few hours. How are they not overpopulated?? Also Aja couldn't have WARNED STEVE BEFOREHAND?

Eli is so supportive omfg

So uh where are the babies gonna come out of? I'm not into mpreg how does this usually work

OH STEVE THANKS FOR ASKING MY QUESTION

Oh good thing he happens to have 8 friends still alive. Otherwise this would've never worked. Nomura had to die otherwise there would've been 10 of them.

Why is everyone bowing to Jim? Did they rehearse this?

Stuart if you hadn't taken a bathroom break you would've thrown off the math and doomed the world. That was a poop of fate my man

Ahhh the signature quote. Where did Douxie and the Akiridions learn it? Did they rehearse this too? It's really cliché but I do like it tbh

If Strickler were dead we'd see more Barbara right?

WOOO BLINKY DRIVING

Ah Jim just used she/her for Bellroc! Finally we're learning some pronouns. I've been wondering this whole time.

MY VIRGIN EYES. WHAT IS GOING O N

How are they not dying with all this lava?

She really just yeeted Varvatos

Did Claire just tell AAARRRGGHH to jump off the titan and he did it without question

I want to say I like Stuart and want him to have more screentime, but I won't say it because I don't want him to die

Jim's poor ribs

Toby can drive yoooo

Tobyyy you're scaring meeeee

So did they really need the different stone or was the amulet just waiting for Jim to choose death over giving up

I saw the armor before but it looks VERY COOL

Also I didn't mention this before but I love that they cut Merlin's name from the incantation. Good for them.

Toby you lost your helmet noooo

For real tho I'm terrified for Toby rn. I saw a comment somewhere earlier that just said "Toby no" with no context and I am AFRAID

So do Bellroc's eyes work after all? I thought she was blinded back in Wizards in the past.

DID SHE JUST FUCKING STAB MY BOY

TOBY YOU SHOULD NOT BE THERE GET OUT THE TRUCK

Bellroc maybe screaming "i'm powerless" in front of your enemy isn't the best idea

She sploosh

DID JIM SURVIVE THAT FALL AND ALSO IS THE TACO TRUCK OKAY

How is he lifting Claire like that buddy you have bruised ribs and just got stabbed

ELI HI CAN WE SEE THE KIDS

SEVEN KIDS! AND ELI JR I LOVE IT

This show really loves to give people more than the recommended amount of babies with no warning huh

She immediately knows which one is Eli Jr 🥺 okay listen I'm not the biggest fan of comic relief sideplot surprise babies, but I have to admit they're cute. Cute couple. Throuple. Eli is in on this. He even has a Junior.

I TOLD YOU WHERE'S THE DAMN TACO TRUCK NANA WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND NEITHER WILL I

Oh yea he better fuckin be alive I will commit murder

HE BETTER FUCKIN BE ALIVE BITCH

FUCK YOU

THAT'S A WHOLE ASS CHILD HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO DIE IT'S ILLEGAL

JIM IS GONNA LOOK DOWN AT THE GREEN GLOWING BITCH AAARRRGGHH CONVENIENTLY THREW THERE AND SEE HIM ALIVE OR SOMETHING

YEAH USE THE SWORD TO UNDEAD HIM! THAT'S HOW YOU USE SWORDS!

Unbecoming Part 2

So is Jim just gonna Groundhog Day it until everyone is fine? There's only 13 minutes left we're gonna need a bigger movie

Also I screamed so much about everyone's death and now everyone reading this after they already saw the whole thing is gonna shame me for clowning huh

The scene where Blinky is giving his goodbye speech, there are no babies and Steve has a round belly? Did he reabsorb them?? I mean I know Jim is about to un-birth them but he hasn't started yet

JUST HOW FAR BACK IS HE PLANNING TO GO

WAIT HOLD UP EXCUSE ME WHAT

Oh they did NOT just do that. I though he was just gonna go back to like, the start of the movie maybe. Not all the way

Imagine being in your early twenties with as much trauma as this kid has and having to pretend you're 16 again

Somewhere Unkar is complaining because "oh sure NOW it's a good idea"

I know Jim is wondering where Toby is because he was there before. But before, he made an entire meatloaf AND did his homework before leaving the house, so honey maybe wait a minute

For a second I thought Toby wasn't gonna be there and Jim would return to the right time. But there he is!

Alright so they're in school now, did they take the canal and just didn't mention the amulet on screen or did they pass it as if the Unbecoming episode hadn't been that traumatizing? Jim you know what happens when you ignore it

Jim maybe you're being too obvious here lmao

Soooo. Anyway. These whole past years I've rewatched this show over and over and over again are cancelled now?

OKAY AT LEAST WE SAW NANA FOR A SPLIT SECOND THAT'S IRONIC TIMING

So we get the quote again. And Trollhunter Tobias is nice. Cool. Cool AU I mean, but I don't know. I don't knowwww. I've been way too invested in everything to just accept that it never happened?? So uh. Hm. How about this.

Strickler survived because fuck you, and Toby also survived and just has scars now. Maybe a wheelchair but he's fine, also he can use the Warhammer for super speed and make it awesome once he's used to it. Archie and Charlie get freed once they rebuild the bridge (and they were playing scrabble to pass the time). Nomura is still dead because she died on screen and I can't really deny that but she's with Draal so it's okay. Everyone is traumatized but they'll be fine. NotEnrique is still babysitting 500 babies and Steve is about to bring 7 more.

In summary, I reject Groundhog Day ending but everything else was great, as long as it actually happened. It was a good movie. But you can't just cancel years of passion. Having the prospect of a million "canon AUs" sounds great for writing but at the same time nooo you can't do that he didn't have to go back THAT far HHHHH

I liked the movie. It was a great watch and a satisfying end to a franchise, but I gotta say I do not fancy the ending of it so I will from now on be in denial. I honestly feel kind of betrayed that this show was my whole life for so long, I learned every smallest fact, and they basically deleted it from existence. I know what they were going for, I think, but no thank you I will be going with my own opinion. Still gonna rewatch it a few dozen times though ✌🏻

And that concludes my live commentary that was supposed to be a small handful of notes. Feel free to shame me for my opinions. See ya!

[megumisbimbo]

- Five -

megumi fushiguro x reader

genre: fluff, slight angst

summary: (y/n) was nothing special. A human being who had no idea that curses walked the same earth they walked. But then they locked eyes with Megumi Fushiguro. Can Fushiguro focus on the task ahead or will he be distracted by the king of curses and his new love interest?

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Credit for the main storyline and characters goes to Gege Akutami.

tags: @xreemie @kitkozume @noyakura @vanilnya20​ @tobi--o​

the songs are indicated throughout the story at certain points!

songs used:

i love you - billie eilish

killshot - magdalena bay

You sit in Megumi’s room, an empty box of sashimi and soda can sitting beside you. You’re on your fifth movie, silently wishing Fushiguro would come through the door and keep you company.

Your wish is granted...but not in the way you’d hoped.

Fushiguro’s beaten and broken body leans on the door frame as he pushes the door open with the only strength he has left. You run up to the door and he falls into your outstretched arms.

“Megumi! Are you ok?? What happened?!”

“(y/n)...i’m sorry...”

“Sorry? Megumi what’s going on?”

He doesn’t respond, dropping his tired head onto your shoulder. You pull him into the room and throw him onto his bed. You lightly smack his face a few times in hopes of waking him up a bit, but he’s knocked out cold. You run out the room frantically searching for Yuuji. You run into Nobara’s room and find her face in bandages.

What the hell happened.

—— i love you - billie eilish ——

You nervously sit by Megumi’s bedside, waiting for him to wake up again. After about an hour he wakes up. He sees your face and quickly sits up.

“(y/n)!”

“Megumi what’s going on!? Nobara’s face is bandaged and I can’t find Yuuji anywhere!”

He reaches a hand out and cups your cheek, wiping away the small tears that roll down your face. You didn’t even know you were crying.

“I’m scared Megumi...”

“I know, and I don’t know if there’s an easy way to tell you this, but Itadori...is not coming back...”

Your eyes widen in shock.

“What do you mean-”

“(y/n) he...he’s dead...”

You stare blankly into his eyes, processing the words that just came out of his mouth.

He can’t be.

Your eyes well up with even more tears, and they stream down your face leaving a warm trail. Your heart is racing and millions of questions are running through your mind.

“Him and Kou fought-“

“Kou?” You say, cutting him off

“...Kou...was also killed by the curse...”

The pain is too much. Your crying becomes louder and more violent. You’re shaking uncontrollably as Megumi holds onto your arms, keeping you from hurting yourself. Your eyes shoot open and your pupils begin shaking. Megumi notices and desperately tries to calm you down. He pulls you into his arms and presses your face onto the fabric on his shoulder, as you sob. He pulls away slightly, putting your face in between his warm hands. Your eyes are still shaking. Your hysteria isn’t going to let up anytime soon. He pulls your face up towards his, stopping with only a few inches between you two. You feel his hot breath on your lips. Your eyes flutter closed as you wait for Megumi’s soft lips to meet yours. He swipes his thumb across your cheek, getting rid of the excess moisture from your tears. He pulls away, panting heavily.

“Let’s sleep for a bit. There’s lots to think about and I think we would both benefit from a nap right now.” He says, unable to make eye contact.

You absentmindedly nod and fall into his arms, exhausted from crying. You rest your head against his chest, and his heartbeat gently lulls you to sleep.

You wake up a while later, unsure of how much time has passed. Couldn’t have been long if the sun is still out. You’re alone.

Where’s Megumi?

You barely make it out the door when you suddenly remember that Itadori was gone...Kou was too...

You walk back into the room feeling utterly defeated.

Wait...earlier.

Megumi.

Was he trying...to kiss you?

—— killshot - magdalena bay ——

Megumi pov:

Why did I do that.

They’re probably really confused.

What if they don’t like me back.

I shouldn’t have got that close.

But it felt so right...

“‘Live a long life’?..doesn’t mean much when you go and die yourself. Is this your first time having a partner die?” Kugisaki asks, sitting on the steps beside me.

“First time for one my age...”

“Well you’re taking it well.”

“Same to you, although (y/n) isn’t...”

“You told them already?”

“They had to find out at some point, I thought maybe they’d want to hear it from me.”

“Well I didn’t know him for that long. I’m not some simple woman who cries when someone she just met dies.” She says.

Her breathing becomes shaky and I can hear her sniffling. My eyes begin to water just a bit but I hold them back when I hear a familiar voice.

“What’s this? You’re looking more glum than usual Megumi. This a wake or something?”

“Zenin-senpai.” I respond.

“Don’t call me by my last name!-“

She’s swiftly interrupted by another familiar voice coming from behind a statue.

“Maki! Maki! You actually don’t know why they’re so down?” Panda-senpai says.

“What are you talking about?” Maki responds.

“Someone really did die yesterday! One of the first year boys!”

“Bonito flakes”

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner!? Now I look like some heartless, cold-blooded demon!”

“That’s exactly how you came off!”

“Tunamayo.”

I look over my shoulder and see (y/n) coming towards us.

I guess they were going to meet the second years at some point. Might as well be now.

“(y/n)!” I say standing up to meet them.

They walk over to where I’m standing and wrap an arm around my waist, burying their cheek in my shoulder.

I wrap my arm around their shoulders and place my opposite hand on their cheek stroking it lightly.

I guess they’re not mad at me.

Nobara gets up and stands next to us, eyeing us and the position we’re currently in.

“Hm, I knew something was up.”

I give a small smile and look at (y/n) who looks lost in their thoughts. I wonder what they’re thinking about.

(y/n) pov:

You stand next to Megumi, his arm wrapped protectively around you. Tight enough to make you feel safe, but not enough to suffocate you. You gripped onto him as your thoughts take you captive once again.

“You’re supposed to try and make me feel better!!” You hear a voice say in the distance.

Who were those people? They seem to be wearing similar uniforms to you three.

“Who are those guys?” Nobara asks.

“The second year upperclassmen.” Megumi responds.

So they’re your age...

“You have to be kinder to your underclassmen.” The panda says.

Wait...the panda...talks?!?

Megumi interrupts your thoughts and starts giving a rundown on who each student is.

“Zenin-senpai is the best of all the students at wielding cursed tools.” He says pointing to the tall green-haired ponytail girl.

“Salmon.”

“That’s the cursed speech user, Inumaki-senpai. He can only speak in onigiri ingredients. And that’s Panda-senpai. There’s one more, Okkotsu-senpai, he’s the only one I can openly respect, but he’s overseas right now.” Megumi explains, looking at yours and Nobara’s confused faces.

“Wait. You’re not adding more about the panda named Panda?” Nobara responds.

You look at Megumi and nod your head in agreement with Nobara.

He sighs and looks away from both of you.

“We’re sorry about this...and when you’re in mourning. Please forgive us for that. The truth is we’d like you to participate in the Kyoto Sister School Exchange Event.” The panda says, his hands clasped together, practically begging.

“Kyoto Sister School Exchange Event? What’s that?” Nobara asks, looking to Megumi for any kind of explanation.

“It’s a get together with the other tech school in Kyoto. But isn’t it mainly for second and third years?” He asks his senpais.

“Those stupid third years are suspended right now. So you need to participate.”

Panda describes what goes on at the event, saying that it’s basically a showdown between jujutsu sorcerers from each school.

I don’t understand anything they’re talking about.

“So you’ll do it right? I mean you just had a partner die on you after all.”

You flinch at the ponytail’s comment. Megumi notices and squeezes your shoulder lightly. Both first years look at you, silently asking for permission to train and fight in this event. You smile and nod.

You wouldn’t want them to miss out on something just because of you.

“We’re in.”

AHHH uni is kicking my butt right now so i’m only going to be able to post once a week from now on :(( i’m so sorry but pls bear with me ! 

[random-ran-me]

Tubbo in wonderland 

 warnings: vore mouth play? Heights Family not caring and other things like that..

Life is full of wonder and Magic but for some people wondering is hard and they only go off what they know even if it’s not true, Magic is non existent in a world like this..even if it’s right in front of them-well except for one very special little boy..Toby a young lad with brown Curly hair and Beautiful forest green eyes and lots of frecklessd, a rather normal looking boy, and to Toby normal was boring,

Toby sighed as his family played in the park, he was leaning against a oak tree as the wind blew bye his face with a Mighty gust, he was so bored bye these games his Friends and family would play, the same games every summer, he wanted something new and exciting but no one seemed to like new games..

he just needed-needed some-some wonder in his life, Mystery and Magic was all he craved, he was just lost is what he felt come to his brain, why was he like this? Most kids he met were just happy to do anything they were told but toby always questions everything even his parents,

his family has given up on him is what it seems, toby was one of the smartest 12 year olds he new, not to toot his own horn or anything but he had the best grades in his class however this isn’t what makes a person smart,

it is the ability to question and think about things that most people wouldn’t even think twice about, that is what being smart is it is the ability to have imagination and of all things wonder, but his family wasn’t like that. At all, he felt himself cringe and remorse from the thought, Toby didn’t have any friends so he was alone with his thoughts most summers sadly.

as Toby glanced over to his side looking among the tree’s of the park he saw a..rabbit? In a small park? That was out of the ordinary, Toby stood walking swiftly towards the direction of the rabbit, glancing at his mom for approval when he received a nod he quickly sprinted off in the direction of the rabbit, Toby ran past tree after tree before stopping to catch his breath, I’m so late late LATE LATE!! he heard someone saying from the bushes, Toby peeked around a tree to see a black and White rabbit with A pocket watch and a trenchcoat on, wha-wow, that is a talking rabbit Toby thought, hello? Toby spoke up as he slowly walked out of the bushes, the rabbit didn’t pay much attention to him still mumbling about being late,

well the rabbit didn’t pay attention to him until he tried picking it up, la-ahh! Hey! Listen here would you like it if I just picked you up? N-no.. but I was talking to you and you ignored me! Well then maybe you could have realized I was Busy! How was I supposed to know! Toby couldn’t believe he was having an argument with a rabbit..

Toby set the bunny down parting with its soft fur,

THANK YOU the rabbit said sarcastically, ugh I’ve got to go, and I’m even more late because of you! Toby took a step back at the outburst looking at his feet I’m-I-sorry Toby said but was to late apparently the rabbit had went down a tunnel,

That definitely was not there before Toby thought to himself, he slowly approached the huge hole in the ground

He found himself looking down the hole but couldn’t see the bottom he reached his hand out but couldn’t find the ground, odd Toby thought, he tried reaching even farther stretching his arm as far as it could go,

He felt himself fall off balance..

WOAH!

Toby felt gravity pull him down as he tried to get out of the dark hole, AHHH! He screamed as he fell, he expected to hit some ground, he knew the hole was deep but not this deep,

It felt like around two minutes where he still hadn’t hit the ground yet..

Help!?

He yelled but to no avail he didn’t get a response..HELP!? he tried louder..nothing…

Maybe I’m dreaming he prayed in his head, oh please let me be dreaming he pleaded,

Because if this wasn’t a dream He didn’t think there was any way to get out,

Suddenly he started to see objects? Like tee kettles and tea cups, he sees lots of clocks and a bed? What is happening?! Toby said in a protesting voice,

He started panicking as he fell faster, he flailed around trying to grab any objects big enough to break a fall from this height but he knew he was probably going to die..

His tears flew as the wind blew as he fell, AHHHHHH!!

He screeched.

Suddenly he felt sick as gravity seemed to change, Toby didn’t see what happened as his eyes were shut but all of a sudden he was on a ceiling?

OK he knew he wanted some magic and wonder but he didn’t want to be in a fever dream!

Wha-what?.. he questioned fearfully, where am I? He spoke out loud, he was alone so he was talking to himself,

How do I get down? He wondered,

Maybe..if I try this! Toby jumped and immediately gravity pulled him down again, AHHH!

Bonk

Was all that was Heard as he hit the ground

OW..

He groaned as he sat up with pain in his back, he heard a crack as he stood up..that’s going to leave some bruises.. he thought to himself,

Looking around the room he saw it had a round roof like a dome, it looks rather old yet classy Toby essentially sure, The whole room had curtains in it covering up well he didn’t know,

He looked over to a small table with a glass centre and a wooden outlining, on it small box rested, it had a small tag that was attached to the ribbon that the box was tied shut with, Toby stood up walking with a bit of pain as he approached the small table, picking the small box up to examine it, it was a nice Little box with a yellow ribbon and bow on top and the box itself was pink, it reminded him of Easter,

In the back of his mind he kind of wondered if he had met the Easter bunny earlier…

The tag on the box red

•Eat me•

Huh? I mean there’s no way this isn’t a dream Toby thought, so I mean there’s no harm in eating something you found in a box, in an unfamiliar place?

It sounded better in his head then out loud

Not like anyone could hear him anyways though..

Toby carefully pulled at the ribbon undoing the bow so he could open the box, he reached his hand inside the small box to pull out a cookie that was Square and the cookie had frosting that red “eat me” just like the tag,

I mean no harm could be done in a dream so I might as well just enjoy it!

Toby sat on the floor with the cookie and took a bite, the frosting tasted normal but the cookie itself was awful,

Gross yuck!

He swallowed the rest of the cookie that was in his mouth before putting he cookie down,

He felt tingling in his legs and then it started to spread all the way up to his head, Toby had to close his eyes that’s how queasy he felt,

His head hit something and the queasy feeling went away, he opened his eyes looking around him,

What?!

He yelled making the walls shake, he said was now 20 feet tall,

He had new clothes on as well wear ever the heck those came from, he didn’t really understand why he was dressed in winter clothing but he just reminded himself it was a dream right? Everything felt real but maybe he was just having a realistic dream

He looked back down at the table..now there was a small bottle that probably said drink me he thought sarcastically

He really didn’t want to drink it after that but maybe it could help him?

Toby very gently picked up the bottle and very very carefully took the Cork off,

He pressed the cold bottle to his lips just barely feeling the liquid inside Poor into his mouth,

He felt the tingling feeling again but he didn’t feel as sick this time, Plus he wanted to see what it looked like, if it looks like anything that is

His body shrank down to about 4 inches it was very distorting to watch,

His clothes magically changed right before his eyes..

He was wearing a green shirt with rips in it and blue Jean pants? At least if they were going to give him a shirt give him one with no rips in it he thought to himself,

This was his dream but he wasn’t really sure if he wanted to explore, at risk of it becoming a nightmare..

It is only a dream! he told him self he didn’t want to wake up yet he wanted to explore, even if his brain was telling him not to

I wonder what’s behind these curtains?

Toby walked over cautiously, he couldn’t really pull the curtain so he walked around it and behind it

There was a small door?

Toby tried to open it, he pulled and he pushed but to no avail the door didn’t open..

PASS WORD PLEASE

He heard ring around him, uhh? Abracadabra? Open Sesame? Open?

You dumb child use your manners!

Was all he heard after his failed attempts, uh I-my manners! Please open! He yelled,

The door opened he quickly ran out in case it decided to shut, he looked around him in awe this world he was in was Beautiful from what he could tell..but everything was huge now,

He wished he would have brought the terrible tasting cookie with him..

Because now he was alone,tiny, and in a pink and purple coloured Forest

At least the grass was relatively normal, but it was still beautiful nonetheless magical almost,

He heard the familiar voice of.. The rabbit!

Maybe the rabbit can give him directions

Hey! Hello? He heard rustling come from the bushes As a black and white rabbit head came out of a bush

Huh? The rabbit looked down at Toby with the most confused and disgruntled look Toby had ever seen in his life,

Then the rabbit had a look of realization, toby didn’t even know rabbits could show emotions but apparently this one could..

HEY! Your that boy who picked me up and that’s why I was late!!

Oh yeah sorry about that Toby said rubbing the back of his head with his hand

The rabbit walked closer to him almost suffocating’ly close

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Ranboo rabbit POV

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Gosh dang it ranboo had forgotten to close the wonderland hole and now a human had gotten in, I mean it’s not like there weren’t any humans in wonderland heck they’re are plenty but this one isn’t supposed to be here..

Phil would know what to do!

He just needed to take the tiny human to the mad hatter’s house but how?

Ranboo didn’t want to reveal his secrets to the human especially being a rabbit hybrid

But he didn’t exactly have hands in this form..

Oh god.. he needed to act tuff again..

HEY! your the one who picked me up earlier!

Oh yeah sorry about that the young boy said as he rubbed the back of his head

The fact that the boy was even hear was a miracle only descendants of the wonderland people can get in so he must be a descendant of someone..but who?

The boy started talking again and ranboo felt bad for what he was about to do but he didn’t know what he could reveal..

Ranboo swiftly grabbed the boy in his mouth almost slurping him in like noodle..

He felt the boy kick and struggle but the rabbit hybrid just gently tightened his mouth so the boy was immobilized

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Toby POV

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Toby kicked and struggled as hard as he could as his delusions went away..

This is not a dream.

At all and his brain new that..

He just didn’t want to believe it…

But now he was in a rabbits mouth probably going to end up as a snack for later as the rabbit did not swallow him yet..key word yet

Toby looked for sensitive spots in the mouth but all he new about was human sensitivity!

Just as he gave one last good kick the roof of the mouth came down on top of him, it wasn’t crushing him but the warm saliva felt weird on his back,

He shivered from the feeling

Plus his face was pushed against a tongue and it was disgusting..

He new the rabbit was running by the occasional bump and feeling of stoping

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Ranboo rabbit POV

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Ranboo looked around the hatter’s home but Phil nor Wilbur could be seen..

Ugh now I have to take this kid home with me..

Ranboo opened his mouth slightly to let more fresh air in for the little boy before closing his mouth hearing a scream for help with it

Luckily he didn’t live to far away from the hatter’s so he sprinted off to his borrow

Running as fast as he could he finally made it to his borrow,

Now this was no dirt hole it was just a home under ground it still had everything a normal human needed

Ranboo turned into his human form, the boy still in his mouth, he opened up the doors in the ground walking down the stairs and into the Area Where you could hang your coat and leave your shoes, he smelt the carrot stew his dad was cooking,

Ranboo tried to sneak to his room without being detected by his dad,

Ranboo! Is that you buddy?

He heard come from the kitchen, now ranboo would have said something almost immediately but since he had a fragile item or so he would call it, in his mouth he couldn’t exactly speak plus if he took the boy out he would probably cry or scream or try to escape his Grasp…

Ranboo bolted for his room looking frantically for a jar in his dresser or something till he just decided to pluck the boy out of his mouth and put him in his dresser drawer and shut it with a-

bang

Ranboo ran back out to the kitchen, oh uh-sorry dad I-I was just holding a lot of things and couldn’t talk because I needed to focus!

Mhm.. he sounded sceptical ranboo thought nervously, he’s trying his best to make his nose stop twitching but he wasn’t very good at hiding it..

Ok buddy supper will be ready soon,

O-oh-ok Ranboo Sighed out of relief

So how was your first day today?

It was good I was a little late but I made it to king techno with the local news

Good,good may I ask why you were late?

Just stressed a-and couldn’t find my way there immediately..

Well do your best son this was my job, and now it’s yours, you’re the white rabbit’s son, you need to live up to my name,

I know..

Ranboo said sounding defeated…

We’ll head back to your room I’m sure you have homework to do his dad laughed for a second

Ye-yeah I haven’t checked but I probably do,

And with that ranboo sprinted back to his room close ing the door behind him,

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Toby POV

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Toby wasn’t really paying attention he was mor worried about, yknow dying..so when gravity shifted and all of a sudden he wasn’t in a mouth any more and was in a dark cold place he didn’t question it he was just happy to be alive, Toby tried getting the spit off him as he couldn’t really see anything so he couldn’t really escape..

But what did make him question even more was the fact that he was pretty sure a hand had grabbed him not a paw,

Suddenly he heard a door slam shut and foot steps coming closer but suddenly they stopped and all went quite

Toby’s breath hitched in his throat as he waited for something to happen, and then he saw a crack of light

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Ranboo the rabbit POV

——————————————————————————Ranboo wasn’t sure weather to let the boy see his hybrid form or not but finally decided to just go for it as he slowly opened his top drawer,

He saw the boy give him a shocked look before cowering away in the back of the drawer,

Ranboo decided he would start fresh, or at least try, he assumed the boy didn’t recognize him but he could later or maybe he already had..

But he was going to try to get a clean slate,

Ok he was just going to be himself and talk,

Hello? The boy didn’t so much as look at him,

What’s your name little guy?

Luckily ranboo had rabbit ears so he could hear the Little whisper that came out of the boy,

Toby…

Huh that’s a weird name, you need a wonderland name ranboo said with his hands on his hips

The boy looked at him now coming out of hiding, yes it’s working! ranboo thought,

What about..Tubbo

O-ok he heard a whisper

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Tubbo POV

————————————————————���—————Toby didn’t know why he expected a rabbit to Open the drawer thingy but what he wasn’t expecting was a rabbit it human hybrid to Open the drawer

He was scared at first but it seem to show no memory of him so he assumed it wasn’t the rabbit from before

He marked it as a possibility because he wasn’t really sure what was happening around him..

He could probably start flying lessons if he tried hard enough, especially in this world?

But the hybrid showed nothing but kindness to him so he deemed it more safe then anything,

The rabbit hybrid had asked him a couple of questions

He happily answered them even if he was a bit shy and scared in the beginning,

He asked the rabbit Hybrid‘s name which apparently was ranboo,

That’s a weird name like why can’t his name be something easy to remember like mark or something,

The giant rabbit hybrid put their hand down in the what Toby assumed was a drawer,

He climbed on very very cautiously, as ranboo lifted his hand up slowly,

So Tubbo I kinda need to keep you here till tomorrow so what do you want to do?

That was an odd thing to say but Toby wasn’t really going to argue he was kind of hoping that he go to sleep tonight and wake up with his family,

He knew that was a pretty slim chance though..

Have any board games?

Yeah, want to play?

Sure!

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Ranboo: Son of the white rabbit

Tubbo: niece of Alice

Philza: descendant of the mad hatter

Wilbur: Phils son

Tommy: also Phil’s son, (We’re just gonna say they’re the tweedle Dee and tweedle dumb but not quite)

Techno: King of hearts

Qwackity: Cheshire Cat (this is up to change) May change it to Nikki later

And there’s lots of others

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This is due to be continued

If you were questioning yes the land that Tubbo is in is real he’s not dreaming

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Part two may be coming out soon

This is not edited

And don’t worry I’m still working on my other fiction it’s just taking a really long time

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Please feel free to ask questions

[palukoo]

2, 14, 18, and/or 19 for cj/andy!!!

thank you!! sorry this took me like a month to get to ahhh whoops. anyways, after much deliberation i went with 14 (things you said after you kissed me) but uh an argument could be made here for 2 or 18 as well

"That was a bad idea," CJ says softly, eyes still mostly closed as she starts to pull away. She doesn't make it particularly far, can't bring herself to. Her hands are still on Andy's shoulders, and Andy's grip on her elbows has tightened instinctively at the motion. Not enough to make her stay, but enough that CJ knows Andy wants her to. CJ doesn't want to take the step back that she thinks she really probably should.

"No," Andy says, shaking her head. "I think it was a really good idea. Maybe one of the best you've had."

CJ can't resist the bait. She lets out an amused breath. "I've had a lot of good ideas, you know."

"I know," she says with a grin. "Which just further emphasizes that that particular idea was--"

"Andy, we can't," CJ sighs. She still hasn't taken a step back.

"Sure we can. We just did," she says in an all too familiar tone, half amused and half defiant. CJ wishes she wasn't as endeared by it as she is.

"Andy."

Andy sighs. "Why not?" she asks, and her voice has hardened, verged more fully into defiance. She half expects CJ to deflate, but she doesn't. Her shoulders stiffen.

"Why-- come on, you're one of the smartest people I know. I mean, our careers, for one thing."

"Our careers will be fine, there's-- I mean, I'm not saying you should kiss me out on the National Mall, CJ. I know it's a concern, but that's not why--"

"Toby," CJ interrupts finally.

"Yeah," Andy exhales almost angrily, like she's just been waiting for CJ to admit it. She has. "Yeah, I'm not married to him anymore. In fact, as far as I know, neither of us is in any sort of relationship with anyone--"

"We're in plenty of relationships. They're called friendships, and he's my-- it'll break his heart."

"And if you think if you leave this now, no one gets hurt?" Andy asks coolly before she can think to stop herself. CJ looks like she may cry, and Andy instantly feels bad, even if she stands by her point. "Shit, I-- I just mean--"

"You want me to choose between hurting you and hurting him," CJ says, and it's not a question. She says it plainly, her tone almost as cool as Andy's.

It makes Andy want to fight back even though it's not want she meant, and it brings old wounds out to the surface. "It wouldn't be the first time you made that choice," she says. It's too harsh, too unfair, but the whole thing feels unfair.

"Andy--"

"No, I-- no, I don't want you to choose between hurting us. I know you don't want to do either. I want you to just... do what you want. Choose something for yourself, for once, instead of--"

CJ kisses her again before she can talk herself out of it, before Andy can tell her to prioritize herself more, before they keep saying harsh words they mostly don't mean, not really. "This is still a mess, you know," she whispers as she pulls back slightly, resting her forehead against Andy's instead. Andy nods, moving CJ's head with her.

"Oh, I know. We'll figure it out," she says simply, like it's a given, and it makes CJ believe her.

"Yeah?" CJ asks with a slight smile that Andy returns easily.

"Yeah. We tend to have some pretty great ideas."

[pikapeppa]

From the Three Word Prompts for Rynne and Fen :) 1. Hiding, Fog, Say or 20. Tempestuous, Rabbit, Hurt

Ahhh sorry it took me so long to fill this!! For @dadrunkwriting Friday.

This is a fill for the prompt words “hiding, fog, say”. It takes place during the ~2 years between DA2 and DAI, when Fenris and Hawke are on the run from the Chantry. 

~2000 words; read on AO3 instead. 

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It was still raining.

Fenris was disgruntled, but not surprised; the stretch of mountainous terrain between Ostwick and Markham was known for its unusually wet weather, and it was partly why he and Hawke had decided to travel in this direction after their hasty departure from the outskirts of Wildervale. Constant rain meant that anyone pursuing them would have difficulty tracking their progress, even if the rain meant a risk of leaving footprints behind. But Fenris had been extra-careful to ensure that they were either following rocky paths where they would leave no marks, or leaf-and-mulch-laden ones where their prints would go unseen, so he was fairly certain that they were safe for now.

He glanced over his shoulder into the cave where he, Hawke, and her mabari had taken refuge for the night. The cave was a sufficient size for a night’s rest: large enough that Hawke could nearly stand upright inside of it, and deep enough that her and Toby’s sleeping bodies couldn’t be seen unless someone stepped inside.

And that certainly wasn’t going to happen, not with Fenris keeping guard at the cave’s entrance. 

He adjusted his hood to better cover his hair, then settled his cloak around himself. The cloak was damp, but no matter; the discomfort would help to keep him awake until she woke for her turn keeping guard. Or until the morning, even. Fenris wasn’t particularly tired, so perhaps he would keep guard all night instead of waking her. 

He gazed up at the sky through the gentle drizzle of rain. Not a single star was visible; the sky was a matte black canvas blurred by clouds, and as Fenris watched, a wash of lightning set the sky alight. 

A few seconds later, a low rumble of thunder met his ears. A few seconds after that, the sky trembled with light, then lit up again as a distinct branch of lightning bisected the cloudy sky. 

Fenris continued to watch the sky in silence. The longer he watched, the more surprised he felt: the lightning continued to flash and flicker every few seconds, like a guttering candle that illuminated the entire sky. 

He raised his eyebrows. It had been at least five straight minutes now, and the lightning was nonstop. 

Strange, he thought. He’d only seen a lightning storm like this once before, and he hadn’t thought to see it again, particularly not in a climate that wasn’t tropical.

A few minutes later, minutes during which the lightning and its accompanying thunder continued to roll through the damp nighttime air, he heard a shifting of fabric and a sigh. 

He glanced into the cave. Toby was still fast asleep, but Hawke was stirring in the makeshift pallet of their bedrolls. A moment later, she sat up on one elbow, and despite the unmitigated gloom of the cave, Fenris could see her sleepy smile. 

He smiled faintly at her in return. “Go back to sleep, Hawke,” he said quietly. Then he turned back to face the sky.

A moment later, however, she was sitting down beside him and adjusting her own cloak over her dark hair. 

Fenris gave her a chiding look. “You ought to rest,” he said. “It will be a hard morning’s walk if you want to reach the coast before midday.”

“Oh, you know me,” she said cheerfully. “I do my best long-distance walking when I’m punch-drunk from a lack of sleep.”

Fenris didn’t laugh. “I would prefer if you slept,” he said.

“And I would prefer if you let me just dry this cloak out,” she said. She wrinkled her nose and plucked at his cloak. “It’ll only take a tiny hint of magic–”

“Hawke, I said no,” Fenris said firmly. “I will not have you leaving any traces for the Templars to find.”

She sighed. “Fine. Then let me cuddle up to you and keep you warm, at least.”

He relaxed, relieved that she wasn’t going to argue with him about using magic tonight. “I can agree to that,” he said, and he opened his cloak. 

Hawke nestled against his side and draped her legs over his lap, and he adjusted his cloak around her shoulders. When they were settled together comfortably, she poked him lightly in the abs. “Just so you know, I love you even when you’re bossy.”

He grunted. “I thought you particularly loved me when I am bossy.”

“When you’re bossy while fucking me, certainly,” she said. “When you’re bossy about wearing a damp cloak for no reason? Not so much.”

“An important distinction,” he said dryly. “I’ll keep it in mind.”

She smirked at him, and they fell silent for a time. The rain continued to fall, and lightning continued to flicker across the sky.

“Wow,” Hawke said eventually. “This lightning will not let up.”

“Stunning, isn’t it?” Fenris said.

She nodded. “It really is. I’ve never seen a lightning storm that went on this long before.”

“I have,” he said.

She raised her eyebrows. “You have?”

“Yes,” he said. “Once before, in Seheron. When I was with the fog warriors.”

Her eyes widened. “Ooh, tell me about it. Storytime with Fenris, please.”

He shot her a chiding smirk. “Thunderstorms are commonplace in Seheron, thanks to the climate,” he said. “The island is usually hot, and always humid. Storms were frequent, and you always knew when they were about to strike from the weight in the air. It becomes heavy, like a damp sort of pressure you can feel between your ears.”

“Like when we have particularly hot summer storms here in the Free Marches?” Hawke said.

Fenris tilted his head thoughtfully. “Yes, in fact. But imagine that every other day.” 

She whistled. “Damn.”

He nodded. “The storms usually do not last long in Seheron: often only for a few minutes. They would come as heavy curtains of rain with thunder and lightning, then dissipate before you could even finish drying your armour.”

“Those storms sound like the fog warriors themselves,” Hawke remarked. “In with a blast, then gone before you know it.”

“That is true,” he said with a small smile. “There was one night when the fog warriors and I launched an attack on a squad of qunari. They were in the fog warriors’ territory, and there was talk among the beresaad of setting up an outpost. We descended upon them in the dead of night, and in the midst of battle, a storm began.”

Hawke pulled a face. “Ah. Messy.”

“Yes,” Fenris said, “but we fought on regardless. Storms are no impediment to the fog warriors, nor to the discipline of the qunari. But the lightning that accompanied that storm…” He shook his head slowly. “It was incessant. Endless flashes in the sky that lit up everything in sight, including us. And for some reason, that lightning… it made me…” He trailed off for a moment as he tried to articulate the way the lightning had made him feel. It had lent the fight such a surreal quality, like flashes of clarity amidst the dark, and for some reason, Fenris had felt… charged, almost, or galvanized by the constant flicker and flash of the lightning during that one particular fight. 

Hawke tilted her head curiously, and Fenris hastily picked up the story. “I decided to use my lyrium marks in the fight,” he said.

She raised her eyebrows. “But I thought you didn’t like to use your tattoos when you were with the fog warriors.”

“I didn’t,” Fenris agreed. “I didn’t want to draw undue attention, either from the warriors who had taken me in or from our enemies. But for some reason, that lightning…” He shrugged. “It inspired me in an odd way. I used my marks to fight the qunari, and it caught them off guard. Made them hesitate where normally they wouldn’t. They expected magic from Tevinter, but not from us.” He idly ran his palm along Hawke’s arm. “We used their hesitation against them. Crushed them swiftly in the skirmish, leaving none alive. But when the fight was done, I was… afraid.”

“Afraid?” Hawke said. “Why?”

“I had never used the marks before in front of the fog warriors,” he said. “I was afraid of how they might react. That they might turn me away.”

Hawke nodded slowly. “They didn’t, though.”

“No,” Fenris said. “They laughed, in fact. They said I had lightning in my skin. They congratulated me for the surprise attack, and that was the end of it. Even so, I never used the marks again in their presence.” Not until Danarius came, he thought with a dull pang of guilt.

Fortunately, he didn’t need to voice his final melancholy thought; Hawke squeezed his knee, and her smile was soft with understanding. 

Fenris gave her a half-smile in return. “The strangest part was that the lightning continued, even when the battle was done,” he told her. “We returned to our camp and cleaned our weapons and ourselves, and still the lightning was tearing its way across the sky. An hour of nonstop lightning, not unlike this.” He gestured at the lightning-laced sky. “It was… well, stunning, as I said. An unusual and beautiful sight.”

Hawke didn’t reply right away. Surprised by her silence, Fenris glanced at her.

She was smiling at him, one of her more soft and goofy smiles, and Fenris’s heart did a little flip. “What are you thinking about?” he asked.

She shrugged and continued to smile at him. “You’ve never told me this story before.”

He raised his eyebrows. “It wasn’t a secret. I didn’t mean to keep it from you.”

“No, I know,” she said quickly. “I just mean… It’s funny. We’ve known each other for so long, but you still have stories I haven’t heard from before we met.”

“Ah,” he said. Then he smirked at her. “I’m sure you do as well. Delinquent tales of your youth in Lothering.”

She laughed. “Delinquent tales! Foolish tales of the village idiot, you mean.”

“I meant no such thing,” Fenris said. “You said that yourself.”

She laughed again and fondly pinched his chin. “Fuck off, you,” she said fondly.

Fenris chuckled and kissed her temple, and they fell quiet once more as the lightning continued to light up the sky.

Once again, it was Hawke who broke the silence. “What are you thinking about?” she asked.

He gently squeezed her arm. “That there was once a time that we didn’t know each other,” he said softly. “It is difficult to imagine now.”

She chuckled. “Difficult to imagine a life without my clever and charming commentary being constantly piped into your ear?” she quipped.

“Yes,” Fenris said seriously. “Extremely difficult.” 

Her smile widened, but she dropped his gaze. “Smooth talker. Well, you’d probably be somewhere warm and dry right now instead of hiding in a wet cave with the most attractive and wanted apostate this side of the Free Marches.”

Fenris studied her face carefully as he replied. “If that is what my life would be, I wouldn’t want it.”

She let out another tiny laugh. She still wasn’t looking at him. “You wouldn’t want to be warm and dry?”

He tipped her chin up so she was forced to look at him. “Not if it meant being without you,” he said softly. 

Her beautiful smile melted away, and Fenris’s heart twisted at the vulnerability in her face. He gently stroked her cheek with his knuckles. “I do not regret this, Hawke,” he said. “The running and the hiding… I do not regret this. I need you to know that.”

“I know,” she said.

“I need you to believe it,” he said quietly. 

She licked her lips, then offered him a feeble smile, and he noted with a pang that her eyes were bright. “I’ll… work on that. I promise,” she said.

He nodded, then wrapped his arms around her in a hug. She twined her arms around his neck and pressed her face to his shoulder, and Fenris breathed in the scents of wet stone and the sandalwood in Hawke’s hair. 

Outside the shelter of their cave, the rain continued to fall in a constant gloomy drizzle, but Fenris ignored it. Instead, he kept his eyes on the ever-present lightning that continued to illuminate the sky in a constant flux of chaos and beauty. 

He held Hawke in his arms and ignored the rain, and he kept his eyes on the sky.

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Fast cars & Freedom: Body say (9/?)

Ellie and Luca spend the day with Colt and friends. Will they be able to get along with the pending divorce? Catch up HERE

Raiting: Mature. This chapter contains NSFW content.

Pairngs: Logan x Ellie, Colt x Ellie

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Ellie darted across the Dormitory parking lot. he feet sloshing through the large puddles, body frozen from the cold East coast rain. She mentally reprimanded herself for committing to a school where it gets so cold. She pulled her rain soaked clothes off,immediately upon entering the warmth of her Dorm. She put on her trusty Langston sweat shirt on and a pair of leggings as she sat indian style on her bed.  She pulled the cardboard box from the bag and ripped it open, tearing the foil wrapper as the plastic stick landed in her open palm. How did she end up here? In this mess?

She had been in school a few months, constantly tired, nauseous, she chalked it up to stress and nerves. It wasn't until her jeans wouldn't button, and the increased appetite did she realize she was late, very late. She took a deep breath, walking into the bathroom. A few minutes later she sat the test on the sink, forcing herself to look at anything but the slim piece of plastic.

Ellie paced the floor, it was the longest five minutes of her life. She was a smart girl, straight As, Valedictorian. Her common sense went out with window when it came to not one, but 2 bad boys. The phones timer went off, with shaking hands she reached for the test, flipping it over.

Two pink lines.

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“Ellie? Earth to Ellie!”

“Hmm, what?” She perked up. “I was saying,  I have Darnell’s number, you'll need to call his office and set up and appointment. Jesus,  where were you?” Riya stared at her best friend. “I'm sorry Ri. My mind was elsewhere.” she sat up, trying to give her full attention.  “Yeah, no shit. Whats on your mind El? You've been lost in thought a lot lately.”

“I was just thinking about the past, about the what if’s.” Riya rubbed her temples, this was the same song and dance she had been going over with Ellie for the past 5 years. Ever since Luca was born, she started with the what ifs.

“What have I told you about the past?”

“That its the past and there is nothing I can do to change it.” Ellie sighed. “Very good. But what you can do is focus on the future.  Soon you'll know who Lucas father is, and you'll have that closure.” She squeezed her hand. “speaking of closure. Have you told Colt you filed?”

“Yeah. I um called him the other day and told him.” she filled Riya in in the conversation she had with colt, how he wasn't happy about her filing and asked her to reconsider. She and Luca were headed to Colts house the next day for a bbq and she hoped it wouldn't be awkward.

The next morning she woke up to Luca in her face, overly excited for their trip to Colts. Ellie got up and went through the motions of getting ready and also packed up. Colt gave her instructions to bring a bathing suit for them both, and a change of clothes as well as Pajamas incase they decided to stay over if Luca got tired. She chuckled to herself at the memory of their conversation.  She had been doing this far longer, yet here he was telling her what to pack.

Ellie loaded Luca into the car and put the address into the GPS. She had recently bought a new car, Toby cried when he seen it. He was upset she did not take him with her and called it a grandma car. Her mind wandered, wondering what Colts home would look like. She had been to Logas house, it was beautiful,  big, not something she would have picked herself, but it suited Logan well. When she thought of where colt would live, she could only picture the old garage. The small, Dimly lit living quarters off to the side with 2 small bedrooms.

She turned off the road, to where the GPS told her to.  Her eyes widening at the sight in front of her. It was a modest blue,beach front cottage with a large wrap around porch. This was definitely not the garage. She got out of the car, unhooking Luca from her car seat when she looked up to see colt standing shirtless at the top of the stairs. “Cooooolt.” luca went running into his arms. “Hey squirt,  you ready to have some fun?” Luca shook her head enthusiastically “Ahhh heck yeah I am.”

“Luca! Watch the language.” Colt chuckled shaking her head. “Go on in and see uncle Toby. He's been driving me crazy for you to get here.” Colt walked down to the car helping Ellie with the bags she had.

“You didn't tell me you lived at the beach.” She eyed him. “Yeah part time. You like?”

“Well the outside is beautiful, I haven't seen the inside yet.” He gave her a smirk motioning inside.  The inside was just as nice, the walls were painted in earth tones, a nice nautical theme decorating the walls and tables. She didn't see it being the work of colt, clearly a female decorated, maybe an ex girlfriend?

He showed her around, three bedrooms, 2 bath. a nice kitchen, living room and dining area. She felt a bit jealous, she always wanted to live at the beach, or even just have a beach house to disappear to every so often. “Gangs all here. Toby, X, Mona. Want a drink?” He asked. She nodded “I'll have a glass of moscato if you have it.” Colt walked into the kitchen returning a minute later, glass in hand. “I asked Ximena to find out your favorite.” The gesture making her smile.

They walked out onto the back deck, Ellie hugging everyone her eyes settled on a woman, with long brown hair she had never seen before. Colt placed his hand on the small of her back, walking her over to the mystery woman. “Ellie, I would like you to meet my mom Darcy,” He looked at his mother “Mom, this is Ellie.” Suddenly Ellie felt very awkward, she tried her best to steal her nerves and extended her hand. “Hello, it's nice to meet you.”

“Oh honey no, I don't shake hands.” She stood up pulling Ellie into a hug. “It's nice to finally meet the elusive Ellie. If it wasn't for the few pictures he would stare at for hours, I would have thought you were fake.” “Mom.” Comt gave her a pleading look. “Pictures?” Ellie arched her brow at him, she made a mental note to visit the subject again later. “Ooook, I think Mona is looking for you.” Colt interrupted.

The afternoon went by, they ate and reminisced about the days of the MPC, Darcy sharing some stories of her time there, at least the ones she didn't mind Colt hearing. She had moved past that life long ago, but something in her eyes told Ellie something was unsettled there.

Colt and toby took Luca down to the shore line, letting her play. Ellie sat at the table watching them. The way Colt took to Luca warmed her heart. “Mind if I join you?” She looked up seeing cindy “Sure.” She answered, quickly bringing her focus back to the sight in front of her.  “Luca is a gem, such a beautiful little girl and a lot of sass. She reminds me of Colt when he was a kid.” Ellie turned to face her “Oh yeah?”

“Mmhmm, he was a smart ass from the time he learned to talk. Sharp as a tack too.” She chuckled. Ellie looked back towards the ocean, Colt shooting her a wink that made her momentarily.

“I can see what my son sees in you. Your sweet, kind hearted, intelligent, not to mention cute as a button.” Ellie blushed again “Ah thanks.” “You remind me A Lot of myself when I was younger.” Ellie turned her body towards Darcy, sensing she had more she wanted to say.  “You were smart to get out of that life, make something of yourself. You were smart to file for divorce.” Ellie's eyes widened “Really? You're happy about the divorce?”

She took a long swig of wine, sitting the glass down on the table.  “I love my son. He's always been drawn to the life of the crew, he's got a lot of Teppei in him. Sure he's on the straight and narrow now, but that can all change in an instant.  For the Kaneko's, that life runs deep.”

Ellie couldn't answer, she had no words. Darcy reached out grabbing her hand “I can tell you still Love him, its written all over your face. End it while you can.”

“Well, it's time for me to hit the road. Think about what I said.” Ellie nodded her head as she watched Darcy make her way down to the beach to say goodbye to Colt. She sat there dumbfounded, but Darcy's words replaying in her head End it while you can. One thing she was sure of was the fact she needed A Lot more wine.

They enjoyed the rest of the afternoon hanging out and talking. Ellie sat at the outside table on colts deck. Talking with Ximena, Toby and Mona. They had gotten on the subject of parenting, and how her life has changed since becoming a mother.

“I have never been away from her for a whole night before. I've come home late, and she's been in bed. But she has always been there.”

“Oh sweetie. You need a night for you. Where you don't have to be Mom, and can just be Ellie.” ximena said.  Colt stood against the railing watching Luca play in the sand, but listening to the conversation going on around him.

“I haven't had that in almost 6 years. I wouldn't know how to even act.” Ellie shook her head with a smile.

“Hey why don't Toby and I take her for the night.” Ximena grinned. Ellie hesitated “oh! I don't know.”

“Oh come on Ellie belly. It'll be great. Oh we can make a pillow fort, and watch minions, and make popcorn.” Toby squealed with excitement.

“Its Toby and X, El. You know damn well they would never let anything happen to Luca.” She looked between them, of course colt was right, toby and ximena were protective of her, and took to Luca as if they were her aunt and uncle. “Ok. Fine.”  she sighed.

“yes!” Toby jumped up running to the top of the steps. “you hear that Lulu, you're having a sleepover at Aunt X and uncle tobys house tonight!”  Luca came screaming, “Really? Alright! Yes! Thank you mommy!”

“Don't thank me, thank your Da-. Colt. Thank colt.” she silently prayed he didn't hear it, She didn't mean to say that, she had no idea if he was or not. But all of Colts certainty was affecting her thought process.  Luca ran over throwing her arms around him. “Thank you Colt, thank you so much.” He softened right away, wrapping his arms around her, she could make out a faint glistening in his eyes.

Ellie could feel the stinging in her eyes, it had been the first real bit of raw emotion she had witnessed between either him or Logan with Luca. She didn't expect it to effect her that  much. “Excuse me. I have to go, check something.” she tried to even her voice, but she knew he would pick up on it. She walked into the house, making her way towards the bathroom. “Hey, El. What's the matter.” the tears were already spilling from her eyes now. “No. Nothing. Im fine. Really.”

He touched her shoulder, turning her around. “Why are you crying? Did I do something wrong?”

“No.” she half laughed “You did everything right. It just got me a little emotional that's all.” Colt knew what she was talking about,  it hit him in the feels as well.

“She. She really hugged me. Like a real hug Ellie. I don't, I don't know how to explain it.” He couldn't wipe the smile off his face. It was in that moment he knew, no matter what those test results said, he would protect that little girl with his life. Luca was the brightest star in his sky. and ellie was his Sun and his moon.

A short time later Ellie and Colt stood at the front door waving goodbye to Luca. Colt going back Inside to start cleaning up once the car was out of view, Ellie following a moment later. She jumped in the kitchen starting to wash dishes. “You don't have to do that, I can get those.” Colt insisted but Ellie waved him off.

He put the food away, and started cleaning other areas of the kitchen.  “So what are you going to do on your night off?” he questioned as he wiped down the countertops. “I don't know honestly, maybe take a bubble bath, watch some tv.” she shrugged as she finished up the dishes. Her phone pinged from across the room “on second thought,  maybe not.” She frowned. “What's wrong?”

“That was my dad, Sally is staying over. Maybe I'll just get a room for the night.”

Colt walked over handing her a glass of wine “You can stay here, don't argue. I have a guest room. Now take your ass out on the deck and relax.” He nudged her outside as he finished cleaning up.

Ellie stood against the railing, feeling the warm sea breeze against her skin. She closed her eyes letting the sound of the waves breaking against the earth calm her. She wasn't sure if it was her moments nirvana or the wine but she felt more relaxed then she had in a long time. Colt stood against the doorframe taking her in, this was something he could get used to, something he wanted more then anything he just had to change her mind, show her that they belonged together.  

Ellie noticed Colt standing there out of the corner of her eye. “It's a beautiful view.” she spoke, back turned to him.  “Yeah, it is.” He spoke never taking his eyes off of her. He walked over joining her against the railing. “I text X to check on Luca. She's watching a movie with toby in their pillow fort.” He chuckled. “I'm glad she's having fun. Thanks for checking on her Colt, you really have no idea how much I appreciate how accepting you guys have been of her.”

“Hey, you don't have to thank me El. I love that little girl no matter what.”

Ellie leaned up, placing a soft kiss on his lips taking them both by surprise. She pulled back their eyes locked, each searching the other for any sign. Colt made the next move, his lips back on hers this time with more force, he kissed her like his life depended on it, a hunger rising within him that he suppressed for to long.  Ellies fingers tangled in his black locks, deepening the kiss a soft moan escaping her.

Colt reached down grabbing her by the back of her thighs and lifting her up, she wrapped her legs around him as he walked her into the house. He pushed her up against the wall his lips fixed on her neck. Her head was spinning, she hadn't been with anyone in a long time and the way his lips felt against her ignited a flame within her. With her legs still wrapped around him he pulled her sundress over her head, tossing it on the floor as he carried her to his room and laying her down on the bed. his hand reaching around unhooking her bra, tossing it across the room, lips crashing against hers as his hand gently kneaded her breast.

She knew in the back of her mind this wasn't a good idea, but the need to be touched, to feel the pleasure was overpowering. She reached up yanking his shirt off, her fingers caressing the ripples of his muscular chest. His breath hitching in his throat as she reached down palming his stiff length.  His lips trailed down her neck, his lips leaving a trail of fire in their wake. His tongue swirled each of her pink buds, giving each attention before making his way down her stomach to her hips. Ellies breathing picked up in anticipation as to what she so badly wanted, needed to happen next. His dark eyes met her lust blown ones as telling him all he needed to know, he hooked his fingers in her lace panties and slowly slid them down her legs.

He settled between her legs, slowly slid his fingers between her slick folds, moaning in Appreciation at just how soaked she was for him. The rumble of his voice and the feeling of his breath against her skin making the anticipation un bearable. Her mind told her no, to stop before it went any further, but her body said differently. She needed it, she wanted to feel his mouth on her, to feel his calloused hands all over her. “c colt, please.” She whimpered, trying to push herself closer to him, begging for him to end her misery. A smirk spread across his lips as he placed open mouth kisses against her sensitive skin.

He jutted his tongue swirling against her bundle of nerves. She let out a loud moan at the sensation, as he skillfully worked his  against her clit, watching her chest rise and fall with hooded eyes as she neared her climax. He slowly slid two fingers into her, pumping them in and out, watching her come apart under his touch.  She threaded her fingers through his hair, pulling him closer, her legs began to shake as she cried out his name,he quickly pulled out his fingers, replacing them with his tongue as she came, him taking everything she gave.

Ellie laid there trying to catch her breath. It was everything she needed yet not enough,  she needed more, she needed him. “Colt. Please.” she panted. He stood wiping his mouth, he knew what she wanted, he wanted it to, but he wanted to hear her say it, no he needed her to say it.  “What do you want Eliana. Tell me what you need.” His voice deep and sexy, it made her body ache, and hearing him say her name turned her on even more. “I want you Colt. I need to feel you inside of me.”

I0n one fluid motion he stripped his shorts and underwear down, joining her on the bed. His mouth claiming hers as he settled on top of her. He reached between her thighs pumping his thick long length, teasing her with the tip. “Colt. Please.” she begged. He sunk into her slowly with a low groan resting his head in her forehead. She felt amazing, maybe even better then he remembered.  Ellie sucked in a sharp breath as he stretched her in ways she dreamed about for 6 years.

He began to rock into her starting off slow, allowing her body to relax. His lips softly sucking on the spot of her neck that he knew drove her crazy. He began to pick up the pace, the need to hear her scream his name, to make her come undone becoming to great. He settled on his knees pulling her legs up lifting  her slightly off the bed as she wrapped them around him allowing deeper access. “F. F fuck colt, yes.” she moaned as he bucked wildly against her, he lifted her up their bodies pressed against each other as she matched his thrust. He could feel her walls flutter around him, she was close and he wanted to blow her mind.

His fingers slipped down between her legs as he rubbed tight circles against her still sensitive clit. She buried her head into his shoulder, her arms wrapped tightly around him nails digging crescents into his back as her body began to shake. “Let me hear you Ellie. Let go, I got you.” He moaned into her ear “Oh Colt, yes. Don't stop. Don't stop.”

His name flew off her lips like a matera as the coil snapped, her body shook as she gave into an intense orgasm, her juices flooding his cock. The sensation to much to bare, he pumped hard twice before giving into his own release with a loud grunt. They collapsed into a sweaty heap onto the bed.  

They laid their entwined with each other, neither wanting to move, both in fear that if they did they would lose the moment forever. Ellie knew she shouldn't have given into temptation, but at least this way they got a proper goodbye. “Colt.” she broke the silence, “this doesn't change anything. We can't-”

“Just let us have tonight Ellie.” He cut her off, knowing this wasn't going to change her mind. “Tonight.” She whispered as her lips found his again.

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Rosemary and Rue Re-Read: Part 11

Here’s part 11!  As always: possible spoilers up to Night and Silence!

Chapter 23

We finally get to meet the Luidaeeeeeeeegg I’m so glad to seeeeeee heeeeeeeerrrrr

Toby says that according to rumor, the Luidaeg has been settled in San Francisco for nearly 70 years.  I wonder what made her come then.

It’s interesting comparing Evening’s persona with the Luidaeg’s.  Evening’s intimidating because she Seems Fae, even while she’s pretending to be mortal.  Toby says multiple times that mortals would know that there was ‘just something’ about Evening, and even other fae were intimidated by her.  

The Luidaeg, on the other hand, seems entirely normal; she’s not even really Impressive by mortal standards considering that she looks like a 19 year old girl who thinks it’s a good idea to tie her hair up with electric tape.  She’s not unusually tall, no abnormally clear skin, she isn’t so beautiful you can’t stand to look at her she’s just completely, 100% ordinary.

And that’s the most terrifying thing about her, because how can someone who’s so old, so powerful, so wild just hide that???

... water and fire, blood and burning.  She and her sisters were goddesses then, she and Black Annis and Gentle Annie, tending the younger children, roaming the bogs and rivers of the world.  Maeve’s Firstborn, pulled from her in blood and screaming while Oberon walked far, far away.  But they died one by one at the hands of men and fae, by iron and ash and rowan and fire they died, until the Luidaeg was the last, running, always running, called monster and demon because her blood was so much older and wilder than their own... ... did we lose it all for the roses?  Oh, Mother, you fool...

So, this seems... significant.  This is what Toby reads from the Luidaeg’s blood, and I think it’s the closest we’ve gotten to actual backstory about the Luidaeg.  Most of this past is hinted at in the rest of the books, but I don’t think her sisters’ names are mentioned again.  I kind of wonder what races of fae they were Firstborns of.

Also, this part demonstrates why this series is awesome for re-reads, because if I re-read this after The Winter Long came out, I would’ve assumed that the ‘did we lose it all for the roses’ line was about Eira.  Now?  I think it’s actually about Janet.

And just like that, Toby has switched her categorization of the Luidaeg from ‘horrible monster’ to ‘friend?  Scary friend?’

Is it just me, or does Oberon seem like he was kind of a jackass.  Like, he’s considered the final authority for all of Faerie, but he doesn’t seem like he actually pays attention to what anyone was doing, he didn’t consider changelings worthy of protection, and he seemed to get led around by his dick a lot for a king who was, like, actually good at his job.  Plus, he was a horrible husband to Maeve and a terrible father to Maeve’s children.  No wonder the Luidaeg’s so angry with him.

Also he seems kind of dumb?  Like, if you’re going to force Maeve’s oldest Firstborn under a geas to protect all of the descendants of your second wife, why did you not force Titania’s oldest Firstborn under a geas for the same reason?  And either Eira is way better at finding loopholes than the Luidaeg is, or Eira’s geas to stop her from harming the people of Amandine’s line was very poorly worded.

“I was wondering how long it would take for a member of [Amandine’s] line to bother tracking me down - although I’ll admit your blood’s a bit thinner than I expected.  Tried to fix matters on her own, did she?  She always was brainless.  Runs in the family.”

Okay, a couple parts of this confuse me.  By this point, August has tracked the Luidaeg down and demanded help on a quest.  And the Luidaeg already knows how thin Toby’s blood is, because she’s the one who stopped Amandine from turning Toby completely human.  A possible answer to this is ‘Seanan McGuire hadn’t come up with August or decided the Luidaeg was the one who intervened yet’ but a) that’s a boring answer, and b) I’m not 100% sure that tracks, so I want to see if I can come up with an in-canon reason.  The Luidaeg isn’t supposed to be able to lie, but maybe that’s only if she’s asked direct questions?  And that’s how she can indirectly lie about August?  I wasn’t really sure why the Luidaeg brought up Toby’s blood in the first place, but maybe she’s trying to get Toby curious about her blood; because that line makes sense now, but I think I remember being very confused the first time I read it.

Annnnnd the Luidaeg refers to Evening in the present tense.  Didn’t catch that the first time.

“You were that stupid by yourself?  Wonderful.  Amandine’s line is going to die out all on its own.  I won’t have to lift a finger.”

Even Toby thought that was noteworthy, so that line is probably going to be important in some way.  Maybe it has to do with Evening not being able to hurt Amandine’s line?

I wonder if the Luidaeg heard that Toby didn’t know that drinking the blood would make the curse stronger and thought, ‘Damnit, Amy, you are going to get your daughter killed.’

“The first hope chest was a gift from Oberon to Titania, to allow her to adjust her Court to her desire.  She passed it along to the first of her half-blood children, and somewhere along the line, there were more of them.  No one knows who made the later ones.  I don’t know, so don’t ask.”

This doesn’t quite match up with the short story The Fixed Stars.  In that story, the Luidaeg helps the changeling/merlins in a war against the fae in order for Oberon to step in and create the hope chests.  According to that story, the hope chests were created specifically to help the changelings.  Maybe the first one was made for Titania, and then the other ones came after that war.

Ahhh, my theory about why the Luidaeg owes Devin is wrong.  She says that it’s because he stopped people trying to burn her at the stake.  Although, she said that it was sixty years ago; who (and where) the hell was burning someone at the stake in 1949???

Hahaaaa, the Luidaeg called Toby pretty smart.  I bet that was the last time the Luidaeg ever thought that.

Did the Luidaeg ever ask Toby the question that had to be answered completely honestly?  The Luidaeg asked her a question, but I don’t think it reallly counted.

Chapter 24

Cagney and Laceeeeeeey.  I think this is the beginning of them being personal messengers to their King.  I think that should be utilized more often.  (I’m biased; if there’s a way to add cats, I want to add cats)

I’m confused about Toby not wanting Tybalt to know about the curse.  I thought the binding was the curse.  If it is, then he doesn’t need to hear about it from everyone else, Toby; you told him about it already.

Annnnnd here’s Julie attacking Toby over Ross’ death.  I have never been particularly sympathetic to Julie over this.  I understand being angry at Lily over this; if Toby’s right about her motivation, then Lily did send them out despite knowing they were best suited to actually stopping the assassin.  But both Ross and Julie knew what they were getting into when they agreed to escort Toby to her taxi.  It’s definitely a tragedy that Ross died, but it’s not Toby’s fault that they both agreed to do the dangerous thing, and then it turned out to be dangerous.  I could maybe understand it in this book, but it’s more and more childish the longer Julie insists that it’s Toby’s fault.

I didn’t really understand why Tybalt kept Julie in his Court, since Toby’s already said that he’s kicked her out when she’s refused to listen to him before, but then I realized that if he kicked her out, there would be nothing stopping Julie from tracking Toby and killing her, where as if she was part of his Court then Tybalt would have the authority to stop her.

Ahhhhhh Tybalt’s trusting Toby with access to his memorieeeeeeesssss

That’s it for this recap!  I THINK there’s only going to be one more, but we’ll see.  I’m hoping to be done by Tuesday, but we’ll see how it goes.  As always, come talk to me about the books!

[troublesometrollhunters]

Here’s a request for you!

Ask: You want more requests! I give you a request (which you can tailor to for your style, I’m not picky cos I know you have talent!!!) So we know trolls that can fight, and Jim&co. are getting changeling allies that can fight. So how about interactions with a human who can fight? Basically interactions with a human!(fem!)reader adult (or headcanons in general) who stumbles upon the weirdness later on and just goes ‘my god that is a 16 year old and his 15 year old friends fighting troll monsters and nearly dying all the time... imma gonna help!’. (Don’t mind what time they come in). Cos I actually know my way round a fight and by jove I want an adult human to just point the children in a ‘how about we try this style?’ So each one doesn’t get seriously hurt or concussed. Especially with the Forge the lava death trap it is... Maybe a retired army personel (or a retired vigilant/ something) moving to Arcadia? How would the trolls react (namely Blinky as if someone steps in he’d start feeling overshadowed I’m sure)? The humans? (Sorry this got long... I have a lot of feelings.) ((Love the blog btw!!!! Your work is AMAZING!!!!!!))

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Ahhh thankyou so much! Very kind words very awesome ask! Sorry this took so long >w< !!!!

~ You come to Arcadia wanting a new start. A new life. Years of being deployed left you tired and a little hollow. Being a vigilante whenever you visited your family helped to ease your pain as you saw the good and bad in people but you didn't want that anymore. It was to tiring...

~ Settling in your big house with a retired K9 unit you smile at peace with your life. You had a big garden in your back yard, all the guns and weapons you'd ever need, huge gaming system, and a library and an art studio inside your house. You also had some of the best healthcare available thanks to your service and your college debt along with all your loans are paid off.

~ Settling down one night staring at the stars your faithful dog rests on your lap. You hum and close your eyes about to drift off when you hear a loud THUD. Jolting up you and your dog get ready. You grab a nearby handgun and get ready to shoot as you point it into your yard.

~ Your deck lights are weak. The light barley reaches a couple meters past the steps. Straining your eyes and peering into the darkness two gold and red eyes stare back. Not hesitating you fire twice. Hearing a roar you look up and the eyes along with the huge lurking figure who owned them were gone...

~ You realize pretty quickly somethings wrong with Arcadia. Some type of raccoon had been stealing your trash. Stoking it out one night you watch as little green things eat all your trash and leave your yard a mess. That's when you know some weird shits going on.

~ Putting your suit back on ready to fight this dark secret side of the town you bump into the kids. At first they panic seeing you but when you don't question anything they fall silent. About to leave thinking that their just kids messing around you see that big troll again. Turning you pull out your gun and without hesitation begin shooting. The troll as you later come to know stumbles back. You throw a flash generade and grabbing the children force them to run before your safe at least a mile or two away.

~ You stare at the kids wanting answers and they stare back wanting the same. Shifting your mask you breath in shaking. You were to old for this shit...

"What the hell are you kids doing up at 4:00 a.m on a school night and what the fuck was that thing?"

They flinch at your language and you sign softly. This wasn't the military or the army or a war zone. These weren't soldiers. These were kids.

"Please someone tell me what's going on. I only want to help." You say softly.

~ The kids uneasy but deciding your trust worthy follow you to your house. You lock up tight after they come in and grabbing some snacks you all sit down at your tabel and talk. You learn their stories and taking off your mask fully they learn some of yours.

~ You become a teacher and a guide to these kids. You make sure they eat, sleep, don't work themsleves to hard, and focus on school just as much as their trollhunting duties. They become healthier all around and you teach them tricks for hiding their second life's better. You become a counselor and a friend as well as a valuable teacher with medical training. When they think your ready and have known you for awhile your brought to Trollmarket and introduced to Vendel.

~ Vendel is not excited about another human in Trollmarket. However he is surprised at how scarred you are and recognize you are a warrior of your kind. He also sees the difference you've made in a few simple weeks to these kids and how much they car for and trust you. He allows you to come and go as you please.

~ Blinky becomes a but miffed at your arrival. The kids never told him about you and yet here you were. They'd never kept secrets from him! It just didn't feel right to him. He grumbles grumpy and ignores your suggestions and advice. In turn you ignore him and continue to train the kids because you promised you would. Jims never been better at the Forge since hes being taught by a human one who understands the body and how it works.

~ Claire comes to trust you more and you become her army aunt as you call it. You help her with homework and theater and you listen to her when she needs it. You teach her self defense and give her small weapons that'll go unnoticed just incase she needs them. She becomes a lot healthier mentally and thanks you every time you help her. Your just glad she feels better and try to be there for her.

~ Toby doenst have his parents around anymore and because of this he clings to you once he gets to know you. Your just so fucking cool!!! You come to his school once to pick the kids up and one look at you and his bullies leave him alone. You comfort him about his physique and tell him he doenst need diet plans or to be skinny to be handsome. You two begin jogging together in the mornings to calm him and he starts loosing his bad fat while gaining good fat and strong muscle.

~ Meanwhile Jim is just glad there's a human adult around. He loves Blinky Arrrgh Vendel and Draal but they just don't understand what it's like to be human and how hard it is to be a teen as a human. You make sure to be a shoulder he can lean on and do your best to make sure no one pushes him too far. You remind him of his mom and having you around is a comfort he never knew he needed.

~ The troll gang loves your dog as well! K9 is the most well behaved service dog ever and he knows when the kids need a pick me up. Very good for hugging when your sad and laying on your lap when you need a friend. He's also insanely protective and any trolls he doenst like he'll bark at until they walk away.

~ So even though Blinkies a little bitter at you sharing his job and K9 still barks at large scary trolls and growls when they get to close you've all become a mix matched sort of family. And you all keep each other happy safe and healthy.

[officerjennie]

💘 Tobirama x Izuna

Ask meme here

Stuffs below the cut cause super long. Also! My headcanons change wildly between stories and junk, so this is just one take on them :D

(also also: *nervous laughter* I’m, ahhh, getting around to the asks. I promise.)

(copy paste ftw)

Where they first met and how?Either on the battlefield in canon, or through their overbearing and obnoxious older brothers. OR. Maybe they’re the ones who met at the river in an alternate to canon, ooooooo me like.

How long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involvedI mean. They’re forever in flirting phase. Even after feelings get involved, they’re too busy being snarky at each other to notice.

Who fell for who first (if applicable)?Izuna fell first, and fell hard. Tobirama took a lot more time, especially considering he was convinced Izuna still hated him.Where their first date was and what it was like?Date who? They don’t go on dates. They go angry spar and end up disappearing into the woods for a while, and come out looking like they’ve been wrestling in the bushes.

Who asks who out and how (with a sign? Spelled out on a cake? Just a simple ‘will you go out with me’?)Izuna just shows up at Tobirama’s door step with his stuff one day and says he’s moving in. That’s the first and only ‘asking out’ either of them do.

Who proposes first?Hashirama. Hashirama proposes they both get married. That’s the only way they’re making it official.

If they keep/kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away?I feel like anyone related to Hashirama would default to keeping it secret at least for a few months from him. He’s just too much of a headache to handle.

Where the proposal happens and how (kiss cam at a baseball game? on a Hillside surrounded by ducks? At a Disney park?)It happens at Hashirama’s house. Because he dragged them both there, along with Madara. And sobs about wanting it to be official.

If they adopt any pets togetherTobirama keeps weird pets in tanks, and Izuna has a cat or two.

Who’s more dominantThey’re still fighting that one out…

Where their first kiss was and what it was likeAngry. Probs right after knocking each other around during a spar.

If they have any matching couples stuff (Mugs? Sweaters? Pillowcases?)I could see Izuna getting them something gross like that, if only to watch Tobirama’s eye twitch at it.

How into PDA they areTobirama hates it. Izuna’s alright with it.

Who holds the umbrella when it rainsIzuna - if only because Tobirama doesn’t like using them.

Where their usual ‘date spot’ is (if applicable)Training field.

Who’s more protective?Outwardly? Neither of them, unless the situation threatens physical violence. In the shadows? Izuna.

How long it is before they sleep together (can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’)?Shared a bed wise, it’s a while. They both have a lot of stuff to figure out between them, especially in a more canon universe. They were raised to kill each other, and fought one another over and over - literally hated each other at some point.

If they argue about anythingYes. All the time, even when it’s not serious. It’s practically foreplay to them.

Who leaves more marks (lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc.)?Izuna, somewhat cause (after the fact) it annoys Tobirama.

Who steals whose clothes and how oftenNeither of them, really.

How they cuddle (spooning? facing each other?)Izuna likes to flop on top of his Senju.

What their favourite nonsexual activity isEither random debates just for the hell of it, or training.

How long they stay mad at each otherHow long they appear mad at each other: quite a while. How long they’re actually mad at each other: not very long tbh.

What their usual coffee/tea orders areIzuna gave up caffeine after seeing what it does to Tobirama, who practically injects it into his veins to keep working. Tobirama’s taste buds call out for anything with the blessed wake juice, no matter how the precious liquid is flavored.

If they ever have any children togetherNah

If they have any special pet names for each otherIzuna loves making up random shit to call Tobirama, and laughs at the faces it earns him.

If they ever split up and/or get back togetherOnce an Uchiha’s in love, they tend to stick with it. So no.

What their shared living space is like (Messy? Clean? What kind of decor?)Izuna’s messy, and Tobirama’s too busy with work or being exhausted to clean up a lot. It’s a bit passed lived in, but no where near a pigsty 

What their first Christmas/Hanukkah/etc as a couple was likeThey’re dragged out for the holidays by enthusiastic relatives. It’s just like any other before they got together, but with more mocking batted eyelashes on Izuna’s part and face palming on Tobi’s.

What their names are in each other’s phonesDifferent variations on the term ‘asshole’

If they have any ‘couple traditions’ (buying a new mug for their collection every year? Baking every Friday evening?)They probably make sure to spend time together more than once a week, but beyond that nothing scheduled.

Who falls asleep first and who wakes up firstIzuna falls asleep first because he likes his beauty sleep. Tobirama crawls in several hours later and crawls right back out before dawn, heading to the depths of his lab.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoonSpoons? They’re not spoons, they’re kunai.

Who hogs the bathroomIzuna.

Who kills the spiders/takes them outsideNeither of them are bothered by the creepy crawlies, though Izuna’s more likely to actually do something if there’s one in the house. Tobirama’s unbothered if it’s a normal house spider, but removes the dangerous ones in some fashion.

[genderpunktheo]

just bought my very first binder ahhh!! and now a wip question: do any of your trans or nb characters have sweet/cute stories about acquiring their first gender-affirming items/clothing?

I love this! Congrats on your first binder 💕

For Toby this moment was the first time his grandmother took him shopping for guy’s clothes. He’s got a bunch of plaid shirts and jeans (with pockets!) still from that moment that mean a lot. And like you his first binder felt like such a huge step (once he’d worked out how to put it on he barely took it off until Jay threatened to punch him if he didn’t take better care of himself - this is affection coming from Jay).

For Noah it wasn’t clothes so much as getting a more andro haircut and dyeing it blue that felt super affirming for them. They know of course that there is no one nonbinary look and that any presentation is great and valid but it still felt so much more comfy for them.

save me from eating my own hair by asking me about TSS

[diversiformheros-archive]

About the Mun

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TAGGING: @wcbs @cajuun @spiidermade @buckinwildstory @foundmeincarolinax @rolcplaycr @biestmodus

NAME: Alora

STAR SIGN: Libra

HEIGHT: 5′6″

PUT YOUR ITUNES SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP? 

Dating Fight!- Toby Fox (Fuck my nerd is showing yes i have the Undertale soundtrack on my spotify ahhh)

Love So Soft- Kelly Clarkson (I love this songggg)

All Right Original Version- Scrubs “My Musical” Soundtrack (Fuck why IS SPOTIFY CALLING ME OUT)

How Far I’ll Go- Alessia Cara Version (I love Moana, disney in general tbh)

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story-Hamilton (I’m Musical and Hamilton Trash)

I Know Those Eyes/ This Man Is Dead- The Count of Monte Cristo (More proof of my Musical trashness. This is a fav of mine)

GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17? There is no line 17 “As we said good-bye, he pulled something from his pocket and placed it in my hands.”

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? Yeah my little brother wrote a poem for me when we were younger and he wasn’t a brat lmao

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? Like a week ago probs lol

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Chris Evans, Gal Gadot, Tom Holland, Jessie Williams, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pratt, Chris Pine. I can go onnnnnnnnn

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE? I hate the sound of people chewing like cows, and nails on a chalk board or anything resembling that. I love the sound of water? like i love the sound of rain, the ocean, a river, it’s just so peaceful in my opinion.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Yes I do, for my sweet 16 I went to Salem Massachusetts on a ghost tour and my dad got a picture of these three different color swirls over evps that were all going off at the same time and we had one of those speaker boxes that spirits can contact you over and it was not only very active but my grandmother came through as well.

HOW ABOUT ALIENS? It’s like complicated because I don’t want creepy horror movie aliens. Give me Guardians of the Galaxy and I’m down.

DO YOU DRIVE? I do, I’m the go to driver for everyone and I hate it. My anxiety is terrible when I drive to the point I have to usually smoke cigarettes to calm myself down which is a terrible habit I cant quit. Though my anxiety is worse when someone else drives because I can’t control how they stop and all my friends are always distracted when driving we’ve almost crashed numerous times. If I could I would hire a personal driver.

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? Nope. Knock of wood. I am terrified of getting in a wreck, so I hyper focus. But I have crashed a golf cart before. That was wild.

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? A thousand splendid suns it’s a very good book that takes place in the middle east during, I forget the exact time period before right before and around when the Titanic was released into theaters. It’s about two women from two different lives who become the wives of a terrible man and it’s their story and it’s very good and very emotional and eye opening.

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? If it’s in a small quantity yes, but if it’s too strong then no

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Deadpool 2!! New fav movie <3

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? I did cheer leading freshman and sophomore year of high school and was a back/base because I was a strong girl. Softball was my primary sport but if we did three seasons of a varsity sport at my school it counted as a gym class so it was worth doing cheer leading. So sophomore year it’s competition season and we are trying to get the flyers, the girls we hold up or toss in the air, to record their tricks and decide we are going to try and get as many tricks in a row in a basket toss as our most talented flyer can do. We decided in order to do this we needed the three strongest girls on the team to be the people who would throw her up, seemed liked a good idea at the time, and we throw this chick like 30 feet in the air to where she almost hits the ceiling of the gym and she starts coming down FAST AND HARD  and so we have to catch her, that’s out job but the other two girls STEPPED AWAY AND WAS GOING TO LET THIS GIRL JUST DROP TO THE GROUND SO I STEPPED IN AND BAM SHE LANDS FLAT ON MY FACE AND BREAKS MY FUCKING NOSE

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? :

YEAH IT’S CALLED WONDERCAP HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT. IT’S THE BEAUTIFUL SHIP OF STEVE ROGER AND DIANA PRINCE AND IT’S MY FUCKING FAVORITE THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? It depends on what they do, if it’s something I think that is really bad then hell yeah i hold grudges i’m terrible at it. I was bullied in middle school by this one girl for four years and I’ll see her at a local bar sometimes and I’m still super salty and want to beat her the fuck up BECAUSE FUCK HER FOR TORMENTING ME FOR FOUR YEARS I JUST UGH I HATE HER

IN A RELATIONSHIP? Nope!! Single unlike a pringle 

[dbssh]

More switch au for trollhunters!! Maybe about aaarrrgghh and kanjigar (aaarrrgghh and bular are my fav but like Blinky too.

Ahhh ok so! I dont know if theres an official order for the Trollhubter line, but in my mind, its Deya the Deliverer, a few randos, Unkar, then Kanjigar.So in the swap it would be... fucking whomever i switch Deya with, a few randos, Blinky, and then Argh.Blinky wasn't a very good trollhunter, both because unkar wasnt a great teacher and because well. He's blinky. He's a mess. So hes stressing and argh is like, in trollmarket stressing out. He eventually decides "fuck it im gonna protect my husband" and goes after wherever blinky is. By the time he gets there, blinky is dead and whatever killed him is stoll roaming in the shadows.So arghs like, crying because thats his husband, his paranoid, gentle, amazing, not-built-for-fighting Blinky. And then the thing, idk maybe it was Skargrlk or a changeling, jumps out at argh, and he starts fighting just out of fear and instinct and anger and like halfway through the fight the amulet calls to him. And he picks it up and reads the incantation and boom, hes the trollhunter and the changeling he was fighting flees in ~~sheer terror~~Argh has sort of a crisis at first. His husbands gone and now he's got a huge responsibility and a personal beef with Merlin. I dont know if he blames Unkar for what happened, i don't think he would though. I imagine Kanjigar and Unkar were both close with Blinky and Argh too...But, on the plus side, Argh gets to see blink in the Void now sometimes when he goes for counsel.Eventually he steps into this role. He's celebrated, Aaarrrggghhh!!! The Amazing, i think they'd call him. After maybe 200 of being years he dies in the similar opening scene to Becoming part 1, where Argh and Skargrllk fight. Hes not upset about it, he gets to really, truly be with Blinky again. He just hopes that this amulet that killed his husband and forced him to spend more time fighting than with his (now one troll fewer) family doesn't call out to his daughter.OH I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT! draal is swapped with Barb, who is the daughter of Blinky and Argh! I love her passionatelyKanjigar is pretty close with her, him and Unkar like to tell her tales of what shenanigans they used to do when they were young and dumb and stupid. Barb spent a lot of time with Kanjigar and Unkar while Arrgh did trollhunter stuff, though i dont think Argh was as distant as canon Kanjigar was. Kanjigar is a man of few words. He doesn't have much to say, and usually when he does comment on something its telling you what you're doing wrong. He's not mean, he's just observational, and doesn't find any sense in overly praising these kids when they are still learning, he doesn't sugarcoat shit. He feels very familial with them though, he's especially close with toby.Kanjigar and Unkar have similar ideals, and get along pretty fine. Unkars more about being sarcastic and jeering rather than being constructive though. Unkar tries his best to act annoyed with everything, and Kanjigar does his best to act like he doesn't care about anything. They both sometimes have really good moments where they'll get emotional and it's. So good. Also they're the, if you'll pardon my homestuck, Blackrom couple where they genuinely love each other but in the like "im gonna pretend to be annoyed with you to disguise that i care about you alot" way. Theyre both emotionally constipated and miss the Good Ol Days.SORRY THIS IS A LOT ABT ME THINKING OF GAY STUFF RATHER THAN STORY STUFF BUT I HOPE U LIKE IT

[annabanna422]

1) applesauce, always

2)NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW WHY

3)ohhh, the Owlbear from D&D

4) I don't like bread😅

5)my uncle taking me hunting for the first time- I didn't shot anything, and I said hi to a possum, but it was underwhelming. Still very prominent for some reason.

6)"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my Angel Mother."

7)Still, human greed.

8)I think everyone serves a purpose in our life - even if we don't realize it yet.

9)Knock knock? Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co- MOO!

10)I absolutely hate it if it's a solo picture, but if I'm with friends or family, I don't mind.

11)Oof...I think I owned a religious poster back in highschool, when I thought I was religious😂

12)Insidious, The Nun, and Fucking all the Sharknado movies.

13)oh, every single time I'm IN public that happens- I don't like people😅

14)The sound of Styrofoam being rubbed against ANYTHING

15)Ugh, fucking everything. My girlfriend is pretty much perfection, and everything about her is my favorite. But how passionate and protective she is is the best.

16)Doctor Who, for. Sure.

17)Donald Glover, even if hes not that underrated, I don't think he's appreciated enough for what an angel he is.

18)I KNOW it's a Rattlesnake.🐍

19)Ick, brown and black

20)Ahhh, when all of us cousins would get together and play on the trampoline

21)Defintely Squidward- I'm a millennial lmao

22) 1010 😂😂

23)It's a cottage,in the forest, and the inside is just filled to the brim with plant life

24)oh, I love and cherish them. I'm blessed to be apart of my family.

25)About whether the Hulk or Deadpool would win in a fight

26)Hmm... idk? I think denim jackets are strange, but those weird knee high converse are for sure weird af

27)Sunday.

28)Fuck no I motherfucking cunt shit dont.

29)Cow tipping😐 no more questions plz

30)Ahhh, all the time. But there's so many of us cousins, and I had 4 step siblings and 3 siblings growing up, so we were always compared to each other. We constantly had our names mixed up and everything. It did, to an extent, but it was never malicious.

31)Myself, honestly.

32)OLIVES OR MUSHROOMS

33) Reading, or listening to music~

34)Puns, always.

35)Ah, I have one bunny, 9 chickens, and a Frenchie.

36) A comfortable and flowy skirt, a soft crop top, and no shoes.

37) Styrofoam rubbing against literally anything

38)Uh, 9 or 10? We all got to learn early, but I didn't actually get my license until I was 18- I was terrified of driving anywhere but on dirt roads for so long.

39) ?? Uh, my cigarettes, I guess?

40) The Valentine's Day surprise I made for @witchittude 💕

41) 3 am💜

42) of course🤗

43)soccer, when I was a kid, but my arch nemesis was on my team so my mom let me quit.

44)"most likely to drop out" (I did)

45) Just anything reality show about bunnies, chickies, or doggos

46) ...yeah

47) Uhhh, when I lived in missouri, we had a tornado touch down across from our house.

48) I wish I had more drive, which I guess isn't a skill?

49)I wish I could talk more about how death has affected my life, but I understand it's a sore subject.

50) Water For Elephants.

51)OH YO IT'S A LISA FRANK CALENDER😎😎

52) I smile but keep walking lol

53)I don't watch t.v., lol

54)It was a toby terrier dog, so... Toby

55) Oh, yeah of course.

56) uhm, we need to. Nobody can live on the current minimum wage- it's unfair and cruel.

57) @witchittude just being with you and doing anything would be perfect💛

58)My car is out of commission atm

59)yes actually- in like first grade, I think? For the word jewelry.

60)April, because I get to see my girlfriend @witchittude and I turn 26🤗🤗💛

Facts you would never know if you didn't ask

1.) applesauce or pudding?

2.) what was your initial reaction when you first realized that your parents had to have had sex to have you?

3.) if you could create ANY mix-up or mythical animal and have it be brought to life, what would it be?

4.) what kind of bread do you prefer?

5.) describe a moment that is a prominent memory, but didn't have a strong impact on your life.

6.) what is the quote/lyric that you relate to most?

7.) if there was one problem/issue you could wipe off the face of the earth, what would it be?

8.) do you think everyone in our lives serves a purpose, or are some people just there?

9.) Favorite knock-knock/cheesy joke?

10.) how do you feel about getting your picture taken?

11.) most embarrassing poster you've ever owned?

12.) what are the 3 worst movies of all time?

13.) when was the last time you were in a public setting and a stranger annoyed you?

14.) strangest pet peeve?

15.) what is a quirk you find cute in a significant other?

16.) if you could make a guest appearance in ANY show, which one would you choose?

17.) who do you think is the most underrated comedian?

18.) based on your personality, what do you think your spirit animal is?

19.) color combination that you hate?

20.) what is your favorite childhood memory?

21.) what cartoon character do you most resonate with?

22.) what game do you never lose at?

23.) what does your dream home look like?

24.) Honestly, do you love your family, like them, dislike them, or hate them?

25.) pettiest argument you've ever been in?

26.) what is the weirdest article of clothing you've ever come across?

27.) what is your favorite day of the week?

28.) Do you feel offended by swear words?

29.) Stupidest dare you've ever done?

30.) Did your parents ever compare you to your siblings or cousins growing up? Did that affect the way things turned out?

31.) You get to be any person in the world for a whole week. Who do you choose?

32.) one food you hate that should be destroyed at all costs?

33.) What is your favorite past time for each of the four seasons?

34.) what is something that will always make you laugh?

35.) what does your pet look like?

36.) describe your favorite outfit.

37.) most annoying noise you've ever heard?

38.) at what age did you learn to drive?

39.) What is something that you own which you know you probably shouldn't?

40.) last thing you made with your own 2 hands?

41.) Favorite time of day?

42.) Do you believe in ghosts, spirits, or any kind of afterlife?

43.) what sports did you do in school?

44.) if you had been voted for a 'superlative' in your last yearbook (class clown, laziest, most likely to become president, etc) what would you have been voted?

45.) reality show idea that you would most definitely watch on television?

46.) do you still own a landline phone?

47.) scariest storm you've ever had in your town?

48.) skill you wish you had?

49.) what is something you wish you could talk more about, but don't for fear of what other people would think?

50.) last book you read?

51.) what does your calendar have on it?

52.) what do you do if you get stopped by a person selling something from a mall kiosk?

53.) infomercial you're beyond tired of seeing?

54.) what was your first stuffed animal/doll's name?

55.) have you ever said something out of anger and instantly regretted it?

56.) how do you feel about raising minimum wage?

57.) how would you spend a perfect day with your best friend?

58.) when was the last time you changed the oil in your car?

59.) did you ever have to do speech therapy?

60.) something you're looking forward to in the future?