#TO BE FAIR.
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god, and the thing is, Claudia was really the weirdest girl alive. and that's something she'll forever have. I mean it. no one's touching her!! you suck 'em like frog legs, and burn 'em like trash, she says. she is. fourteen. kill juice. she takes so phenomenally well to murder that I'm like 85% sure she would've done that regardless. she wasn't socialized At All, pre or post vampirism, and she's got the type of familial situation where she can ask innocent funeral go-ers what the dead woman's last words were, and one of her dads will say, "that's fine, actually. normal thing to say, normal kid. don't dull her sparkle, Louis." and really, that's not even a particularly inaccurate assessment on his part, because on the list of weird things about her, her fixation on last words Maybe places sixteenth. also!! she's physically fourteen. forever. this is normally the part where I'd say, "I would literally start killing people if I had to be fourteen forever," but she DID. she serial killed about it!! she also like, visibly doesn't have a conscious. I don't even know how she manages that. she just stares at people with her huge red eyes and is super fucking creepy, all of the time. I adore her more than words can describe.
#I am a little shocked that she could carry through even One date with Charlie.#well.#to be fair.#she kind of didn't.#but!!#not the point#anyway love her love her love her#interview with the vampire#claudia#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#show#cloey talks iwtv#mine
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been rewatching gravity falls with boyfriend. i knew I'd missed a lot of episodes due to not personally having cable (friend's house, she was real into it). boyfriemd fell asleep and im not tired, so i finallt started owl house (interested in the concepts, MANY friends have recommend it)
anyways. stan & eda 4ever. im drunk, ive watched one (1) episode of owl house (lie but no it isnt. ive SEEN more than this episode. i dont remember FUCK because it was a) not the whole episode or b) was but i was SO stoned. not lying...not true either. ha ha)
#drunk posting#you have no Earthly Idea how many typos i have corrected#ahahahaha#gravity falls#the owl house#we are in s2 of gf btw#not that it really matters#especially because i watched at least 2 1/2 episodes after he fell asleep#meaning i must rewatch them#although.#to be fair.#i did not remember watching one of them until LITERALLY just now#wild.#anyways.#(pt 2)#GOODNIGHT
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Sometimes I still think about this exchange Bdubs and Joel had about Etho in first session of SL.
Bdubs: I've never seen [Etho] this panicked before. Joel: Me either. Joel: No actually- except that time in Double Life in a trapped portal.
LIKE THIS EXCHANGE DRIVES UP THE WALLLLLL.
#> tired shitpost#ohhh they care about each other so much#that trapped portal will be MY grave too#'no go back don't come through'#throwing up and wailing#the absolute worst part is that they still care...................#brother.#when joel only knows one thing and it's how to fight with his claws and fangs .#but still comes bacKKKKKKK#exploding myself to pieces.#to be fair.#shortgras have a lot of INTERESTING exchanges.#oh brother shortgras died together too.#okay im done#going to lay down in the corner and cry
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hi, i just wanted to say that you have the wrong link in your materialist and accidentally put the corrupt fic twice instead
hii babydoll thank you so much for lettin me know sweet angel I KNEW i should have double checked 😭 thank you thank you mama let me get on fixing that doll 💕
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A fic? In this economy? Yeah
(Italics are mostly emphasis, the bold is spite and the bold italic is both of them together)
Gone. Gone? Gone??? Where? How, why, Where?? What went wrong, what did he do wrong?
Where is Rook?
Where. Is. Rook?!
WHERE. ARE THEY.
“Lucanis!”
The last thing he heard, they heard. The flash of magic, the sight of the dagger, the finger around it the wrong shape. Solas, emerging where Rook stood. Wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong wrong. Where.
He can't move, can't think, can't speak. Can't even hear, seeing the eleven god of lies open his mouth, silence in his ears. The ringing sound is an echo of Spite, screaming, thrashing under his skin, in his head. Where are they. He doesn't know. Neither of them do, nobody knows what to do, it seems, everyone frozen in panic in the moment. The air is cold and still, sharp with magic, flickers of the Veil. Rook. Rook. Please, please don't let them be dead. They aren't dead, that isn't possible.
He doesn't even process the frantic fleeing to the lighthouse, the team gathering each other toward safety, if it exists. Doesn't feel like he's in his body when they all sit, try to discuss what happened, what to do now, how to find Rook if…
He stands and leaves the library, deaf to any words meant for him, needing the air outside even if this damned place doesn't have real sky. Gone. Really, truly, they're gone. Not here. Where? Gone. No hints, no trace. Gone.
He doesn't know when he reached the privacy of his room, but the shaking breath that leaves him would be shameful before. Before they reached into him and found him, found the door holding his feelings and unlocked it, as if it were so easy. Now all he can do is feel. Feel that loss, the hole in his chest, the lack of air no matter how hard he breathes. They aren't here. He can't tell them how he feels, and he may never be able to, now. He's a fool, he should have done, said something different. Maybe if he was faster, maybe if they hadn't been so close to Ghilan'nain during the fight. Maybe if he was just…better, they'd be here, with him.
Now. We have to. Find them!
Spite is more jarring than usual, shaking him from his spiraling mind. Somehow a comfort, despite the intrusive nature of the demon. His head falls back against the wall and he presses his eyes shut, taking another breath. “We don't know where to start. We don't…I don't know where to go.”
He admits, to himself, to Spite, to the Fade, to the quiet of his room. It felt warm, once, this little stone space felt like his. But without Rook, it just feels cold and hard, another prison. Would that be life, without them? Every room a new place to lock him into, a repeat of his previous mental ossuary? No, no. We will not be locked away, they freed us. They freed us.
So, how do a crow and a demon free their Rook?
#a wip#to be fair.#datv spoilers#datv spite#lucanis x rook#nonbinary rook#datv rook#datv#datv babbles#datv fic#wip#i copy pasted from google docs where are my BOLD AND ITALICS
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i wanna lick toji armpit like a dog licking water on a hot summer day 🥰🥰
…well!
#to be fair.#if he was nice enough about it ! (ei called me a good boy and that’s literally it)#i would too !#𐂯 ! ⊹ 𝓉𝑜𝓎𝒷𝑜𝓍 — ᵎᵎ ₊˚
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ppl that say "i like old men" but then they mean someone between the ages of 30-35.. weak. give me the 45-65 yr old trucker/mechanic/blue collar worker thats been to jail 3 times and smokes crack on his lunch break
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reading “making up after a fight” fics is so funny to me bc, in my head i’m like “she’s better than me” because i let my ex boyfriend sit outside my house for two hours while he tried to apologise to me😢😢😢
#TO BE FAIR.#he cheated on my multiple times & said some really nasty shit to me#and i DID tell him not to come over because i wouldn’t let him im#and told him multiple times to just go home
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is it genderfluidity or plurality? i should probably look into it but i have a job right now so *shrugs*
#FORGIVE ME STACKSLIP THEY GOT ME YET AGAIN#i talked to a system one too many time and went 'oh. i do that'#to be fair.#the system stuff only comes out during really high stress situations#so im mostly living life as a singlet#nothing will fundamentally change#textposts
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i am gullible i am susceptible i am the ideal consumer. i see deal i take it. 2.11 moneys spent. those crystals and ingame currencys were so worth it
#TO BE FAIR.#i had 31 cents in my google play account#SO.#thats like#its cheaper than pokemon cards and it brings me more enjoyment#i am not allowed to gamble ive decided
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If you’ve seen my unhinged tags about Fuse in some of the stuff I’ve been reblogging I’m so sorry but I’m also not but I also am
#Dr. Fuse#Don’t Trust Dr. Fuse#DTDF#TO BE FAIR.#I am extremely attracted to that man.#It’s not weird if he is literally nothing like his “canon source” and looks nothing like Michael#Because HOOOOOH BOY 😳
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tell me why i spent 95 euros on a shirt 😭😭😭
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looking at the art of feral shift wash you can simply tell immediately i was a warrior cats kid
#000. ━━ ◤ ever met a motherfucker fresh like me? ; out. ◢#i am also a warrior cats adult#to be fair.
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on the one hand, the ps2 probably would have won the 6th gen no matter what due to being a damn good dvd player along with a solid lineup of games. on the other, the gamecube and dreamcast really truly were not handled well at all by their respective companies which did not help!
#although the dreamcast was a very unique situation considering what happened w the saturn and segas resulting financial state#to be fair.
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you wanna know what bugs me the most? when people make the trolls human and then do the most horrid choices in colors. fucking GINGER KARKAT. WHAT WENT WRONG IN YOUR LIFE TO MAKE KARKAT A FUCKING GINGER.
#to be fair.#it makes sense if they did that because he has a mutation#and being ginger is obviously wrong/lh#homestuck#hom3stuck#karkat vantas
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