#THIS WAS SO UNCALLED FOR ???

[randanopterix]

whatever (breakdances on you)

[itsnotmika]

it’s like mstiefvater cracked my head open to write this

[meatycatastrophe]

This is a violation of code: D13!

[jadewestwriter]

give me my little mean sorceress back you fuckers

[babygirlmickey]

tonight i am thinking A LOT about how ian and mickey's opinions on marriage flipped in between season 3 and 10. ian saw marriage as something that should be done out of love, not necessity. but after seeing how mickey and svetlana were forced together, fiona's failed marriage and being left at the alter, and realizing just how much frank enabled monica's BD, he gave up. marriage meant nothing. it was just legal jargon that made people feel obligated to make shitty relationships work. relationships should be about what you DO, not how you categorize it. being called spouses meant nothing if you didnt have the love and trust to back it up. even then, is it really that important to be married if the relationship is perfectly fine as it is?

and then mickey. my sweet, sweet babygirl mickey. marriage didnt mean shit to him before. but being with svetlana, someone who expected him to act like a husband? he realized how much fucking EFFORT it requires. to be legally, financially, and socially bound to someone. everything one person does effects the other. when ian first proposed, mickey was wary because he wanted to do marriage right the second time around. he wasnt about to half-ass anything, especially if it involved ian. maybe he was even scared of marriage; because it meant so much to him. what if ian changed his mind in a few years and he'd be left, twice divorced, back at square one? he wanted more time to settle down after prison, but then stupid ian proposed and got the idea in his head and he realized just how much he yearned for ian to be his - entirely and eternally - and for himself to be ian's. he wanted that ring and certificate as physical manifestations of their love. thats why he lashed out so harshly after the courthouse scene 🫶

Thanks im fucking distraught

[meaningtotellyou]

you know it’s bad when you have to call your mom

[owcaunion]

I was chatting with my friends abt my exp in the pnf fandom from years ago and we got to the part of all the female platypus ocs to pair with perry romantically and in the end i was like "you know maybe if i wasnt such a pussy i wouldve created a self insert oc to ship perry with back then" then they replied with "...so you ended up kinning heinz doofenshmirtz?" And my jaw DROPPED ON THE FLOOR

[twilightichor]

Everything is fine and dandy enjoying part of Natlan's scenery until you get a jumpscare by the face:

[kingleedo]

💭 selfies

[sophsicle]

UNLOVE HIM PLEAAAASE

I CAN"T I made him a whole playlist

he is in my brain

he makes my heart ache (i mean also don't get tooo concerned like sirius is the one and only love of my miserable life, no one will replace him, and i will forever give him everything he wants)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa was out of pocket for this one..

[ikigaisvt]

title under construction

pairing: jeonghan x f!reader

word count: 580

contains: fingering (kind of), reader has been very stressed in the last week

a/n: not entirely sure what happened here. yes, reader is me, i've been stressed.

“fighting for dominance” is one of the worst lines erotica authors have come up with, and yet, you can’t think of a better one to describe your current situation with jeonghan.

maybe “teasing till one of you breaks”? no, that doesn’t have the same catchiness. “getting the other one to trip up”? no, that’s not it either. “racing to — “

the fingers on your tongue press down slightly, and you hold back a moan. jeonghan’s smirk deepens as you suck his fingers, the blown-out look in his eyes matching yours.

later. you can come up with an elegant alternative later. it’s hard to use your linguistic abilities when you’re engaged in a competition with your boyfriend, trying to see whose eyes roll back first.

well, hey! that’s a good alternative —

the pads of his fingers press down again, and you almost lose it and moan. almost.

it’s an old game between the two of you — one without explicit declarations and consequences. neither of you enjoy holding a win over the other’s head, but both of you enjoy winning — enjoy making each other lose it.

it’s been a while since you’ve played it. the stress from your thesis ruined any thoughts of sex in your mind almost as soon as they occurred, and your boyfriend played an almost angelic role in your life in that time — taking care of you, and keeping you sane. it’s only today, when the change in your supervisor got confirmed, that your libido had a resurgence.

and it seems that jeonghan wasn’t far behind you in the train of sexual frustration, for it had taken only one (1) look from you after dinner, and the two of you were making out on your shared bed. you had pushed his fingers in your mouth at some point with a playful smile on your face, and his eyes had shined at the challenge. he likes getting his fingers (and his cock, for that matter) sucked, and you like them pressing down your tongue.

the hand on your thigh moves up to touch the hem of your shirt, lightly tracing the fabric before his fingers slip in to caress the skin underneath. the fleeting touch is accompanied by the gentleness in his eyes, and you can almost hear the words “it’s okay, i’m here” leave is smiling lips.

any other day, and you would smile back — but it’s been a hard week, and the jeonghan’s tenderness is enough for you to let go. your eyes roll back as you whimper around his fingers, greedily sucking as they push in further, his groan of approval only spurring you on.

sometimes it’s fun to lose.

“it’s been a long week, mm?”, he murmurs, his hand moving down your thigh, then further down till his finger presses down your core lightly, “baby’s been so frustrated, mm?”

“jeonghan”, you gasp when he takes the fingers out of your mouth, tracing them down to the band of your sweats before slipping underneath, “i — “

your words are cut off by a sharp moan as his wet fingers find your clit, his touch so light that you have to hold yourself back from grinding against his hand.

“it’s okay, pretty girl”, he whispers, his lips almost touching yours as his fingers rub your clit, “i’ll take care of you, mm?”

[sabertoothwalrus]

a lot of Kabru panels are good but I wanna give a special shoutout to this one

[gunsatthaphan]

that's 5 years in horny jail for you, miss metavee 😤

[thankstothe]

workplace homicide

[devoti]

the way I fucking SCREAMED