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fyelice · 11 months ago
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Baachi: *banging on the door* Anna! Open up!
Varadha: so it all started when I was 10 years old...
Baachi: No, i meant-
Deva: shh let him finish.
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owcaunion · 2 years ago
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I was chatting with my friends abt my exp in the pnf fandom from years ago and we got to the part of all the female platypus ocs to pair with perry romantically and in the end i was like "you know maybe if i wasnt such a pussy i wouldve created a self insert oc to ship perry with back then" then they replied with "...so you ended up kinning heinz doofenshmirtz?" And my jaw DROPPED ON THE FLOOR
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cunning-and-cool · 5 months ago
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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boss-of-armadildos · 1 year ago
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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hypertextdog · 5 months ago
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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable
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bookwyrminspiration · 6 months ago
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I can behave normally around books
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
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catwouthats · 6 months ago
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
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Proof below:
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Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
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dkettchen · 3 months ago
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happy men's day everyoneeeee
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zytes · 1 year ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence
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cometiny · 7 months ago
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you can shake him. he enjoys it
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thinkingabout-girls · 10 months ago
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secondbeatsongs · 2 years ago
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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danny-the-coolest · 16 days ago
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Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this
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