#THIS SLAPS!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!

[best-fnaf-song-competition]

Ohhhhh I have a lot to say about stuck inside!

(As a disclaimer, I’m gonna be comparing the original stuck inside with the version that had cg5, and I’m more favorable towards the OG)

Stuck inside is really interesting to me cuz it’s intentionally cheesy (affectionate). You can’t write the line “I’ll make them unalive (whoops!)” without it being a little tongue in cheek. The song is from Williams perspective, but it does a less used version of him.

The events are usually presented as dark and evil and, you know, in a horror story. In stuck inside, it’s sugarcoated and almost comedic— all the focus is on William, acting like this is just a regular Tuesday. The tone is brighter, William is describing awful things but he seems flippant towards it— “it wasn’t pretty but it needed to be done”. We’ve seen these events a thousand times, so there’s almost a sense of discomfort hearing about his acts in a way that’s so nonchalant.

The song is almost pop-y, lighthearted— until the bridge. We’ve been seeing these stories from Williams perspective, we aren’t fully grasping how awful his crimes were. But the bridge is from one of his victims. They aren’t sugarcoating it. They explain how they died, how they’re furious, how they won’t stop until they kill William. The false sense of what’s almost comedic is ripped away— there’s no silly words like “unalive”, “yikes!” and “whoops” anymore, just death. We’re suddenly forced to see the story for what it is. If this were a movie, this would be the moment where it goes from horror comedy to just straight-up horror.

And then it snaps back to the chorus, and it goes back to using the comedic tones. William assures the listener that he’ll be fine.

(Adding in CG5’s verse in throws off the balance— rather than a jarring and purposefully uncomfortable shift into the dark side, it feels more gradual in a way that doesn’t make quite as much sense. Don’t get me wrong— it’s a fun verse! But it feels like it should be part of a companion song mostly from the kids perspectives, not this song specifically)

And there’s another thing— the chorus shows that the protagonist of this song is deeply selfish. There’s no apology for his actions, he offhandedly mentions why he’s doing things but never lingers on it or explains further. The chorus is about him. He says “it’s alright, I’ll be fine.” They’re sustaining HIS life. He doesn’t think he survived. Nothing about the kids.

I dunno, those are just my two cents

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[welcome-to-latveria]

RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.

[infernal-lamb]

Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)

HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story

[twinkodium]

Oscar out there making the big dogs laugh 😌

[starmoondany]

I have some things to say about James' cock (yes, we are having this conversation).

Big. But like. Too big. Horse cock in its greatest splendor. Thicker than long. Heavy (damn). Thick (yes, it needs to be said twice). And let's not even talk about his balls (that man needs to wear double underwear to hold all that LOL).

[spookberry]

Fantasy AU

[lynxfrost13]

KLBR-S2306 “Wanze”

commissioned art by Phosology!

- pretty typical sierpinski-23 kolibri unit for a while there. She was a less seasoned kolibri and tended to be very clingy with her cadre. Her cadremates liked to tease her affectionately about it.

- Really loves physical touch of all sorts, especially having her hair played with and her face touched, it’s very soothing to her!

- Her name Wanze comes from the German word for bug/bedbug! She got it due to her clinginess. Eventually she also received the name Fehler in a derogatory way, it means bug but more in the context of an error or failure.

- Her usual duties involved shifts down in the mines to monitor gestalt workers and ensure that they weren’t being disruptive and decreasing productivity.

- during one of these shifts a few gestalts were VERY disruptive and during a scuffle involving the gestalts, Wanze, and a poor mynah unit equipped with a mining laser, Wanze received a severe head injury from the mynah suddenly misdirecting the laser and hitting her.

- That injury would have killed her if she were a gestalt, but thanks to that handy titanium skull and nearby protektors rushing her to the hospital wing to be patched up, she survived. She had to get her faceplate replaced :(

- Wanze also completely lost her bioresonance due to the accident, and the medical officer who oversaw her care, a eule named Holt, was unable to restore it, leaving her with a pretty useless kolibri.

- Holt stepped in to keep her patient alive, and after arguing that Wanze was harmless to the kolibri hivemind (now simply just not a part of it) and through being very persistent (annoying), Adler allowed for Wanze to be reassigned to more standard protektor duties since she could still be useful, with occasional check ins to make sure she wasn’t degrading.

- This was hell for Wanze for a while, adjusting to the lack of mental noise and connection to her fellow kolibris was a shock, and she was expecting to be decommissioned.

- After finding out that she had to keep living without the hivemind, Wanze became incredibly frustrated both with herself and Holt, blaming the medic for extending her suffering. The two of them had a tense relationship for a bit due to Holt not fully understanding Wanze’s grief and Wanze refusing to cooperate with Holt. They come to understand each other after some hard talks and the two become friends, and eventually fall in love.

- In many ways Holt was the only thing in Wanze’s life that made her feel comfortable, Wanze still had to sleep and share a living space with the other kolibris, which was awkward and awful for her. There was a coldness and a distance that there hadn’t been before between them. It constantly reminds her that she’s not like them anymore.

- After the accident she also tries to avoid looking at her face, especially her forehead, where there’s three dead bioresonance crystals ready to look back at her. To make her feel better Holt likes to kiss them <3

- Her days in her relationship with Holt are some of her happiest, the two of them spend a lot of time together whenever possible. Wanze loves reading with her and pestering her as part of her “patrol route”. They love bugging each other generally and are just ridiculous your honor

- Of course those happy days don’t last :)

- I talked about this before, but tldr Holt falls ill with the sickness overtaking sierpinski, and Wanze stays by her side in the hospital in between shifts. When coming in from one of those shifts Holt tried to attack her, fully corrupted by the disease. Wanze shot and killed her in self defense… now she’s all alone :(

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[yuwuta]

i think yuuji gets horrible cuteness aggression :’)

HE DOES!! terribly so, he is so infatuated with you, he doesn’t know how to contain it sometimes. he’ll randomly hug you so tight you’re feeling squished, he’ll bite you wherever’s available—your cheek, your hands, your shoulder, your thigh and he absolutely does leave bite marks like he just needs to eat you and also something something he likes leaving a mark on you <3 sometimes he just squeals randomly and you’ve learned to just let it be, that’s just yuuji. he pinches both of your cheeks until they’re sore and you’re giggling and swatting his hands away and he can’t even apologize, he’s smiling too wide and all he can do his press a flurry of kisses to your face. he’s always putting his arm around your shoulder and pulling you into him, ruffling your hair a bit and then giving you another squeeze he just has to have you close to him and touch you and just hold you. there’s something in his brain going !!!!!!!!! all the time whenever you’re around

but it happens when you’re not around too. that squeal will come out of him if he’s thinking about you, or if he sees something that reminds him of you. he’ll be shopping with his friends and literally jump and scream and run towards a charm stand, cheeks pink and eyes bright as he proclaims that you love this character, it’ll look so cute on your bag, oh maybe he should get two so you guys can match. he really can’t contain himself sometimes 💘💘💘

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

[domreader-headcannon-scenarios]

I came to your account to read Raphael stuff and ended up going through your cbt stuff and now those two are combining in my brain and ohhhh

That poor, pretty, angel would be so fun to introduce cbt to. He only recently got his cock freed from its chastity cage and now you want to crush his balls in a humbler. And he’s such a messy boy so you KNOW you could literally squeeze the cum from his balls and he’s be in such bliss. If he thought one orgasm was enough to make him a higher angel you’re gonna turn him into a god by the time you’re done abusing his poor cock 💞

I love this so much!! I’m like addicted to cb/t!

Rapheal

Cw: cb/t, humbler, pain play, messy ness, unrealistic cum, c*ck slapping,

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You didn’t have to try hard to get Raphael into a humbler, he offered his balls willingly.

He jumped as it squeezes his balls, he whimpers, panting with a smile. He spread his legs, trying to ease the pressure in his testicles. You dig your thumb into his exposed balls, he jolts and cries in pleasure and pain, his cock twitching.

He lets out a high pitched cry and you watch in amusement as cum squirts onto his chest and stomach. Raphael thrust up and tries to rub against you for friction. The pain didn’t bother him, he was so used to it, but it missed with the pleasure, the vulnerability…it leaves him ready to beg for more.

“I can feel your heartbeat…”

You purr as you grab the humbler and dig your thumbs into his balls. He loudly moans with little concern if any of someone hearing. He bucks, his cock standing straight up as pre fountains out, you notice he’s producing more with the more pressure you put on his balls.

“Aah! More! M-more tithe center, it f-feels so I-int-“ Raphael shrieks as you comply, his cock furiously bobs for attention as he tenses and throbs. “YYES! T-there!” He shrieks, voice getting higher and he visibly curls up, you notice his eyes are watering.

“Aww, are you about to cry?” You lean down and kiss him, putting your weight on his trapped balls. He moans into the kiss, holding you as he trembles. You slap his cock, watch it spurt out cum. Raphael sobs in pleasure and pain, he cums, his cock bobbing worthlessly as you ease of his balls. “Fuck…you’re really enjoying this so much I don’t need to touch your cock?”

Raphael moans and nods, thighs rubbing together in frustration, the pulling in his balls prevented from resting in the ground. “It’s so good…don’t stop! Crush them! Slap my cock! Hurt me!”

Raphael howls happily, his cock bobbing eagerly. You oblige and slap his cock repeatedly, each slap forcing more cum out of his cock. He moans in bliss as you keep slapping his cock, it throbs harder as you feel it inching closer to another climax.

Rapheal grins to himself. He is the only angel to ever feel this.

He was already a high ranked angel, but this? This would make him the highest rank! He’d out rank Gabriel and Michael!

He screams as your nails dig into his balls. You pause as he cums again, you lookup to se he’s bucking into the air grinning ear to ear, eyes dilated.

“D-don’t stop! Please! I can take more!”

[vanessa0020]

Good night daddy ✨

[fidgetspringer-art]

✦ Linger ✦

[dittoqueeno]

I know this scene was supposed to be sad, but it was so funny-

Man's literally crying into our underwear LMAO

[dreamdripdistance]

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[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

the concept of religion in arcane is still getting me because there are three facts I’m thinking of

Vander refers to the devil in s1 (“what the devil” pretty sure he says this) when Benzo and Grayson are about to (or are just??? Memory is horrible rn) killed in reaction to the shimmer demon

Janna. Which makes the most sense from what I know of League lore

Jayce saying that he prays for everyone’s safety (or something like that) in s2 when the war is about to begin.

League enjoyers is there something I’m missing or is it just not that deep