#THIS OLD MAN I SWEAR
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Not Roger sharing all the pics he found after typing “Fedal” on google 😭
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"Ah, it's good to know there are still things in this world to surprise and delight me."
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#disney twisted wonderland#disney#fanart#lilia vanrouge#lilia#stitch's tropical turbulence#THIS LINE#THIS OLD MAN I SWEAR
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#myart#chainsaw man#csm#power#finally watching the anime.. ough#which.?? came out in 2022?? and part 2 is 2 years old??!#i think my time blindness is actually insane#i swear part 1 ended a few months ago...
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Itty bitty amnesiac!bill comic even tho I've never done something like this before I started this to get the idea out of my head and finished it just to prove to myself I could
if you notice anything, no you don't
#they will never be happy#more angst than gay#i swear next post will be gayer#billford#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#amnesiac bill#toxic old man yaoi
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"[...]Plus, when it rained, the palace grounds were pretty much empty, everyone else taking shelter, so I’d usually have the whole garden to myself. Perfect time to dance around like nobody was watching.”
“Dance around?”
“Yeah!”
(In which the vex prince sets out on a magical journey of a lifetime, and an unassuming avian knight is dragged along for the ride.)
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THE DOOR IS NON-EXISTENT ALREADY LAST BUT VERY NOT LEAST FOR HSBB FROM ME These are my pieces for @gaylotusthatexists's epic fic series "to the ends of the earth" again in @hermitshippingbigbang!! :D
This is for chapter 11 of the fic featuring THE DANCE SCENEEEEEE go. read it. it's so worth it i swear they are so SJKDADwijwa and the whole world Lotus has created within the fic is so cool!!
It's botw but epic and it's scarian and I might have immediately lost it when I saw the fic summary back in *checks dms with nox* September. and the actual fic did not disappoint it is absolutely lovely <3
GOOGGOO YIPPEE👉👉👉👉👉
#dddaily4sherin#day 219 early post again WOOO#hermitshipping#scarian#desert duo#hermitblr#my art#comic#kinda? for the first one#HSBB 2023#read it for the old botw au we made. look at least they aren't 100 years old amirite /SILLY#its honestly fucking sick#also the color palettes for these pieces are roughly inspired by the faron region in botw :D#lotus ur amazing LETSGOOOO#also shoutout to choco for helping me with the second piece i swear i went through the 10 stages of grief ty man o7
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I don't know how to explain it, but I think it's SO interesting that Fiddleford keeps the photo of Emma-May and Tate visible on top of his desk to "keep him grounded" (whatever THAT means...), while he kept the photo of him and Ford at BMU hidden in his desk (which he brought with him to Gravity Falls for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON).
I mean, the text doesn't outright say that it was hidden, but considering that Ford had to RANSACK Fiddleford's notes to even find it after living with him for MONTHS....
#i know i'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and whatever this is isn't gonna make sense#but it's 2 am and as of right now it does#fiddleford i know what you are....#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#gf stanford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#gf fiddleford#fiddleford x stanford#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#i swear to god this specific page in tbob won't leave me alone#shout out to you are in love by t swift for making me realize this lol
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Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy 1.03 Is My Very Nature That of a Devil
#iwtvedit#interview with the vampire#iwtv avc#tvedit#userbrittany#userveronika#daniel molloy#eric bogosian#is my very nature that of a devil#mine#my gifs#i swear i tried to gif a vampire being interviewed but i saw this old man and derailed completely
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Keanu Reeves voicing Shadow
#ari speaks#his voice for shadow sounds rlly good so far#but also respectfully that is NOT a fifteen year old that is a grown ass man /lh#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#sonic cinematic universe#okayokay last post abt the movie for today i swear#maybe
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The monochrome twink is older than Hatchet boi himself
#my dear hatchet man#mdhm fanart#my art#mdhm game#mdhm carver#alan orion#three months... for an 8 sec animatic...#im so tired- i swear if the video is not playing then im gonna lay down and curl up and then stare-#carver is old... damn...#does he like mortal kombat-?#imma try and finish up my other stuff-#if i havent uploaded some stuff this week... blame sims 3- hsr and definitely blame the robots in the sky.
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
#Complaining#Like an old lady#I'm not I swear#But also- Back in my day#*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving “Old man screams at cloud”#I am the old man#Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones#out loud in public spaces#Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something#Please- I beg of you#technology#cafe#coffee shop#writing#im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone#keep it to yourself
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Maybe as a little inspo to your Willry post.
Imagine it's Christmas, a party is held at Freddy's and Henry and William both had too much to drink. Their friendly and teasy banter was of course a constant companion throughout the night.
A bit later William goes outside to smoke, getting away from the crowd and all the noise they cause, his head starts to hurt from all the alcohol. Henry of course follows after him.
They continue to tease each other and joke around, their jokes only turning more and more inappropriate as time goes on.
William jokes that if Henry won't shut up that he'll make him. Henry raises his eyebrows and gives William a challenging look. He knows William wouldn't hurt him and since he can be pretty stubborn he also thinks that William won't get him to shut up without some sort of fight.
William looks at Henry, the buzzing feeling of the alcohol running through his system drowning out any ratiknal thoughts he might has as he throws his cigarette into the snow. He steps closer, giving Henry another warning.
The shorter man doesn't take it seriously and with one last jab from Henry's side he suddenly finds himself pinned against the wall, arms above his head, his hands meeting the cold stone. A small, startled noise leaves him that William quickly captures with his lips.
Henry is left stunned for a moment before kissing back.
William let's out a soft groan into the kiss, pleased that Henry is returning the slowly building passion.
He releases Henry's wrists in favour of holding his waist and Henry tangles his fingers in Williams hair, pulling him impossibly closer to his own lips.
Once they break apart both men a breathing heavily. They stare at each other for a moment before William smiles slightly.
"Made you to shut up."
Looking respectfully at this 👀 thanks for the little drabble I'm not immune to a "shut up! - make me" prompt
anyway :3
#willry#doomed old man yaoi real#william afton#henry emily#ask#here's that other willry post for everyone who wanted more 😩😂#I SWEAR I know other locations than brick wall - trust me on this :'))
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I hate how much I love them. They are so bad.
#bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill x ford#gravity falls fanart#toxic old man yaoi#theyre so bad#I dont condone i swear#I love his freckles tho#human bill cipher#my art#my art stuff
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okay no but bbf!perv!eddie unable to stop his hand from lingering a liiiitttle too long on your skin after he slaps the tattoo. obv he cant do anything too rough (although he would give anything to just be able to dig his fingers in to the soft skin there), but that's almost WORSE because instead you're aware of every one of his fingers on your overly sensitive skin, the warmth of his palm against your stinging ass, both soothing and burning at the same time
he doesn't even realise he's doing it, and you peek over your shoulder and nearly get a jumpscare at just how intense he looks - eyes fixed on where he's touching you, the boy is practically vibrating from holding himself back
HELPPPPPP
he should probably pull away.
he knows he should. he’s well aware his touch has long out-lingered its welcome on your warm skin. but he can’t. he tells his hand to drop, to come back to him, to just fall anywhere else but your ass — all his fingers do in response are curl into the flesh, feeling the soft muscle beneath his joints and his breath catch painfully between his ribs.
all he can do is squeeze softly and stare at where his skin is meeting yours. all he can do is continue to take abnormally deep breaths, teetering on the verge of gasping as his stare starts to burn hotter than where he’d slapped your skin.
“e-eddie?”
you’re all nervous laughter and wide eyes, and it almost makes it worse when you stutter out his name. somewhere between a plea and a sigh, falling between the raveens of asking him to stop touching you and begging him to never stop.
“sorry,” he whispers, but his hand doesn’t move.
“can you…” can you move your hand? can you stop driving me insane? can you stop looking at me like some helpless prey and igniting this damned warmth in my belly that is 10 seconds from turning this entire friendship to ash? “can you do it again?”
eddie munson’s heart officially stops. the last and hardest beat of it echoes in his silent chest and he’s looking up at you wildly, stunned, quietly. for the first time since he’s met you, his tongue has become a foreign and heavy object not fit for his instruction.
and you take his silence as a no. you take his silence as you pushing too far and projecting one too many fantasie onto him for a final time. you take his lack of response as a you just fucked everything up, idiot.
“i’m- fuck, i’m sorry,” you start, “forget i ask-“
“again?”
his hand finally moves, and it’s trailing down now, fingers dancing along the back of your thigh in unsure movements. not ready to no longer feel you. not ready to leave the moment.
piqued interest, palpable curiosity, buzzing eagerness — there’s not one sliver of disgust in his tone.
it’s the only reason you’re brave enough to wear a fragile smile as you nod, cheek lowering to the pillow as you say it more surely this time, “again.”
this time, the slap is more deliberate.
and this time, it lands where you want it. between the apex of your thighs, stinging in a way far more pleasurable than before, making you cry out a bit more surely this time.
maybe it’s his sudden smirk. maybe it’s his dark eyes. or maybe it’s that goddamn tent in his pants and the wet spot he can’t hide from you.
yeah. he’ll do it again. he’ll do it as many times as you ask for it, because this time, he gets it.
you both get it.
#this is as close to a fic as we’re getting until i write the actual damn thing#thank you nonnie ive been thinkin bout this one the last few days#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#thank u ily#i swear this is the last ill post about this until i actually properly sit and write it#did this to try to dust off the old cobwebs and i can’t tell if i made it worse or better for myself lol#if it’s bad let’s just not talk about it yeah?#idk man i just wanna get bent over SOMEONE’S KNEE
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This project is officially out of hand - I swore 3 months ago that I won't expand it to clones territory, I really won't, and look where I am now! I also had to double down on Rex, if I'm here and have accepted defeat, as I finally got around to watching Rebels and I just love him so much with that beard, and his freckles omg TTnTT (I really really wouldn't mind seeing him in the Ahsoka show either, please)
The rest of the Mandalorian Star Wars meets Hades AU project is here
I've spent my sick day real productively, I believe :3
#star wars fanart#hades AU#tcw#the clone wars#tcw fanart#captain rex#ahsoka tano#ahsoka#commander cody#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#luke skywalker#bo katan kryze#my art#sw fanart#I SWEAR I was so ready to exercise some self restraint here I SWEAR I WAS#but then my partner had the gall to spend his yearly quota of enabling on talking me through how seamlessly I could work them all into#this project and I TRUSTED HIM TO TALK ME OUT OF IT AND HE FAILED ME#Somebody please sign up as my impulse control because I don't actually have much more concrete plans than Ahsoka and old man Rex#also I had to give Luke's symbol to Obi Wan and I'm so mad#I ENJOYED DRAWING THESE SO MUCH THO TT^TT#they are so cute and round just look at them#Fun fact: Anakin and Luke share colours#as well as Boba and Cody and Rex I'm paying attention to these things!#and Ahsoka's symbol got recoloured so that Cody could have his 212th gold
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i am the devil's minion and she grants my every wish<3
#devil's minion#fem devil's minion#armandiel#fem armandiel#armand#fem armand#daniel molloy#fem daniel molloy#one thing about molloy. is whether hes an old man or an old butch.... shes gonna be sittin !!!#iwtv#interview with the vampire#thunder's art#undescribed#<- dont feel like doing the id atm i swear i'll come back to it#eyestrain#changed the colours on this like 5 billion times but im finally happy w it i think
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Adivinen quien al fin dibujo algo? Wich means I'm back baby!
Its not perfect (like everything I made), but I just love drawing comic-like-stuff, I get to relax more. I dont try to do the lines perfectly or the super accurate anatomy (mostly cause I dont know shit about anatomy at all) and also get to be more simple in the colors, wich helps cause I struggle making colors a lot.
I missed drawing my babies...but why did I drawing them like that? XD I swear...I think I should have seen some reference cause I totally change the way I draw the Burger Babys which is crazy for me XD
Now...is this an AU, is this them as teenagers, why is Louise working on Aplebees? Well I didnt put an exact age for the guys here, they could be 16 or 19 I dunno.
This is solely based on this post from @zer0ogravity I lmao with this and totally need it to draw it.
btw I from Latam, I didn't knew what Applebees was until making this comic so if Applebees dont look like this sorry.
#bob's burgers#my art#bobs burgers#im back#I have been drawing other stuff#but this is the one I get to finish#is kinda...not clean(?)#but hey is funny#...#at least the dialogue#hope you like it#love the dynamics here#Im totally sure that when Louis get old enough to swear#she would do it all the time#just because#and this got me thinking Gene could be a great#they are such a foodie he would want just the fresh-esh ingredients#Oh! like Bob in that halloween episode#he was so excited abouth the beekeeping#my poor man#XD#and Tina is just me ordering anything#I have to rehearse exactly what am I gonna order#and if they tell me we dont have this would you want to changed it with this?#my brain literally explode#so everytime I get my order right I congratulate myself#and get high five if any of my family or friend is with me#did you miss my excess of tagging?#love you all
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