#THIS MF. IT FEELS LIKE I AM A MAGNET

[beeholyshit]

Excited to see Milo pull on the gacha and then watch the very start of Clotted Cream's animation:

[sanguineterrain]

Sanne can we get a part 2 for reporter!reader?? Picking up where it first left off their first night in the same home - and there's only 1 bed! - and reader shares the bed with him with the promise of not looking at his unmasked face in the middle of the night? And like them realizing over the next few days that they have very similar habits like tendencies to work throughout the night once they've got a lead and not having a set sleep schedule/unconventional sleeping hours.

OKAY HERE WE GO! be fed my lovelies <3 didn't exactly do one bed but hopefully you like it anyway ;) pt 2 of this

jason todd x gn!reporter!reader. nightmares, hurt/comfort, jason sexy mf todd being a domestic dreamboat. 2.4k. pls enjoy

****

The Red Hood's apartment is... not at all what you expected.

It looks lived in. It, as awful a thought as it is, looks like an actual person lives here.

And it's not that you didn't know that Hood has a life outside of shooting and scaring, but the giant ficus and the overstuffed bookshelf seem paradoxical to everything you know about Hood.

You're realizing that you don't know him at all.

"So, uh." Hood awkwardly gestures to the apartment. "This is it. Welcome."

"It's nice," you say, stepping over the threshold. "Really nice. I'm a little jealous, Red."

"What can I say? Being public enemy number one is surprisingly lucrative."

You wander to the kitchen. There's a picture of him and a red-headed masked man who looks vaguely familiar. The man is smiling, his arm around Hood. There's a city skyline behind them you don't recognize.

"Where's that?" you ask. You don't expect him to answer.

"Morocco."

"I didn't know you had friends," you say, studying the Welcome to Vegas! magnet that's holding up the picture.

"Ouch."

"No, I—" You turn, shaking your head. "Sorry, no. I meant, like, people you do fun things with."

"Mm, yeah, I know what a friend is."

"Red, you know what I mean. I didn't know you took selfies and kept plants and read."

"Thought I was friendless and illiterate, huh?" He leans against the kitchen table, fist tucked under his helmet. "Y'wouldn't be the first."

"Hood—"

He snorts, shoulders shaking. You stop.

"That's not funny," you say, rolling your eyes. "Jerk."

"It's a little funny. You're always so sharp with your words, smartypants. No, while I'm very literate, friends are admittedly far and few. Arsenal's my closest friend."

"Is he also a crime lord?"

"Nah. Way better guy than me."

You look back at the picture and wonder how often Hood gets to experience joy. And when was the last time he had a vacation?

You feel a gentle tug at the back of your jacket.

"C'mon. You can snoop more later, promise. Lemme show you your room."

Hood takes your suitcase before you can protest. You follow him down the hall. There's one door to the bathroom—the other is to a single bedroom.

The bedroom is nice, bigger than yours at home. It's sort of what you expected (i.e., the mounted katanas on the wall) but also not (a giant framed poster of the 2005 Pride and Prejudice film).

Holy hell. You're in the Red Hood's bedroom.

"Hood, I can't sleep here," you say, watching as he puts your suitcase in the corner.

The bed has been made, sheets tucked in without a single wrinkle. They're in various shades of red. You're sure Hood thinks he's hilarious.

"Why? If the swords are putting you off, I can move 'em."

"No, it's—I can't take your room, Hood. There's no way I'm doing that."

He shakes his head. "No, trust me, it's for the best. That couch is only comfortable to sleep on after a dose of painkillers."

"Dude, I am not making you sleep on the couch in your own house."

"Well, dude, I'm the host, and I'm the big and scary Red Hood, so what I say goes."

"Like either one of us actually believes that," you say, brushing past him to grab your suitcase. "I'm not kicking you out of your bed. It's–it's very sweet of you to offer. But you physically exert yourself every day. You need a comfortable bed more than I do. Besides, it's not like I'll be here for long."

Hood steps in front of you, casually blocking your exit.

"Well, try this on for size: my room is more secure than my living room," he says. "If someone were to break in, they'd have to get through me out there first."

That... is, unfortunately, a good point. You're still extremely paranoid after the assassination attempt two nights ago.

"You're so manipulative, y'know that?" you grumble, leaving your suitcase where it is.

"I know. I come from a real fucked up family." He doesn't sound too put out by it.

"But if you get injured on patrol, I'm sleeping on the couch."

He pats your shoulder. "'S cute you think you can bargain in my house, smarty."

****

Dinner goes well. Hood makes beef bolognese and it's delicious. You take an extra long time in the bathroom before bed so Hood has enough time to eat, considering his refusal to remove his helmet. You'd offered to blindfold yourself—he'd just laughed.

"Sure you don't want your room? It is, after all, yours," you say when you come out, fresh from your shower.

Hood glances at you briefly from where he's washing dishes. He's out of his jacket and suit, now only in jeans and a white t-shirt. Your face feels hot for some reason.

"I'm sure. Cute robe."

"Oh." You look down at the Wonder Woman robe your friend gave you. "Thanks. Got it for my birthday."

"I'll have to get myself one too," Hood says, drying a glass with a polka dot tea towel. "Big Wonder Woman fan."

"Yeah? We solve this case, and I'll get you all the robes you want, Red."

"Tempting."

You chew your lip as you watch him clean up. "Want any help?"

"Go to sleep, star reporter." He sounds amused.

"You try to be a polite guest only to get shot down..." you mumble.

On your way to Hood's room, you get distracted by a pile of documents on the coffee table. You stop, picking up the corner to read one. They're about the case, about all the labs that might be involved in the experiments.

Well... you can read just one. It seems like Hood's compiled a lot of information on his own.

You stand for a bit until your legs grow tired. Then you sit on the couch, making notes of what you do and don't know on a nearby writing pad.

"Did you get lost?"

Hood's watching you, leaning against the wall. It's weird to see his bare arms. His very sculpted, muscled arms. You think you peek a tattoo on his bicep.

"My attention was caught," you say, unrepentant. "Anyway, there's a lot of stuff I haven't seen. You've been holding out on me, Red."

"'S just theories, mostly. Didn't feel it was relevant to mention without hard proof."

"Ever hear of a work-life balance?" you ask.

Hood walks over and joins you on the couch, making the cushion dip. You bump shoulders briefly, before you move.

"Look who's talking, Pulitzer prize," he says.

"That's a very reasonable goal, and I'm not obsessed with it. You're just a workaholic. I have activities outside of wo—oh my God, work!"

You shoot up from the couch, panicked. "Fuck. Fuck! I haven't shown up in two days! I'm—"

"Hey, easy," Hood says, propping his socked feet up on the coffee table. "I called you out. Said you had the flu. No biggie."

"How did you call me out?"

He shrugs. "Pretended to be your boyfriend. Girl on the line was kinda rude about it. Didn't believe me at first."

"Red, I believe we've talked about these invasions of privacy."

"I'm just fulfilling my host duties. Is it true you haven't taken a day off in two years?"

You sigh. "Yes, okay? Fine. I'm a workaholic, too. That's why Jane, the secretary you spoke to, was so sassy about my having a boyfriend. It's pretty unbelievable."

"That's ridiculous. You could totally get a boyfriend. Some guys don't mind that."

"Like you?"

Hood tilts his head in acknowledgment. "Sure. Like me."

"Yeah, well, you're not exactly most men."

"And thank God for that."

You look at each other for another moment. Hood's tattoo is in clear view now: it's a bird surrounded by flowers. You can't tell the species of either one.

"Cool tattoo," you say, your tongue feeling too big for your mouth.

Hood turns his arm so the ink is hidden. "Thanks."

"Right." You start to walk backwards. "I think... I'm gonna go to bed."

"Sure," he says. "If y'need anything, holler."

"'Kay. Thank you for dinner. You're a great cook."

"You flatterer."

You smile. "Gotta stay in the Red Hood's good graces."

You start to walk away.

"Do you—waffles?"

You stop and turn. "Sorry?"

"I, uh... do you like waffles? For breakfast," he says. He rubs his thumb and forefinger together. Nervous habit.

"I love waffles for breakfast."

Hood nods. "Great. Good. Then I'll... we'll have those."

"Please don't wake up early just to make breakfast, Red."

"You're my guest. I'll do whatever I want."

You don't recall the prospect of waffles ever making your heart hammer in your chest. Weird.

"Right. Well, goodnight," you say.

"G'night, smarty."

****

You turn the case details in your mind over and over. It's better than thinking about beef bolognese and peeks of skin you shouldn't see and how Hood's sheets smell like lavender.

But you fall asleep thinking about robins. You don't know why. You can't recall ever seeing a robin in Gotham.

You're on a rooftop. It's the roof you met Hood on, all those months ago. There's a robin nesting with its babies on the crumbling bricks.

The sky is a sick shade of green. You see horrible faces in the shadows on the roof.

That face from the night of the attack returns. He's hideous. You remember the stench of his breath, the way his eyes bulged. He grins at you across the roof.

"He should've killed me when he had the chance," he says, voice distorted.

You look around. The robin is gone. Blood drips from your stomach.

You turn and your attacker is there, inches away. He plunges the knife into you again and again. You can't move. This is it. You will die.

You wake up to wet cheeks. You're hot, and you're screaming. You've died.

A cool, rough hand grabs your arm and you fight because you can't die, you won't die. Not today.

"Hey. Hey, hey! It's me, 's J—Hood. It's Hood."

The room is almost entirely dark, save for a sliver of light from the cracked curtains. You can't make out his face. His voice is different. Clearer. He's without his helmet.

You reach out and feel soft hair. The curve of a neck. A bicep. A warm, bare chest.

"Sure, honey. Cop a feel if that makes you feel better," he murmurs.

Your face screws up and you start to cry.

"Shit," Hood whispers. "Shit, shit. Can't get the comforting thing right, can I?"

The bed dips with his weight. Arms wrap around you. You launch yourself into those arms, that solid chest.

"He g-got me in the dream," you choke out. "He killed us, Red. I'm so scared."

"Nobody's getting me or you. I promise."

Hood's jaw is smooth. His hands are big on your back, rubbing circles. His bare knee bumps yours.

You clutch him tighter. He hums.

"'S okay," he says. "It's alright. I got ya. He can't hurt you. I'd tear apart anyone who tries."

He lets you cry for several minutes, petting you all the while. Hood's body is warm, almost unnaturally so, but his hands are cool. He engulfs you completely.

You wonder what color his hair is. His eyes. What shape his nose is. His... lips.

"God, I'm a terrible guest," you mumble after you've caught your breath. "Fuck. I'm so sorry to wake you."

He hums, the sound going through your chest. "Don't worry. I don't sleep much. And you're not the worst guest I've had. My brother stayed with me for a few days last month. That was hell."

"You have a brother?"

"Four, actually. And a sister."

"Wow. Do they know you're...?"

"Yeah. It was a whole thing. They're over it now."

"Cool family."

Hood grunts. "They're... something."

You smile and close your eyes. "You're not who I thought you were, Red."

"Yes, I know. Friendless and illiterate."

You pinch his side. He clucks his tongue in response.

"Cheeky," he says, the gravel in his voice shooting down your spine like lightning.

You pull back, suddenly aware of how long you've been touching him. Hood lets you have your space, scooting to the edge of the bed.

"You know what I mean," you say, glad it's dark and Hood can't see your wide eyes. "Not like that."

"I know. You thought I was a monster, ugly and alone, sleeping in a cave."

Blindly, you reach for his face, feel the shape of his jaw, his chin.

"Doesn't feel like an ugly face to me," you say quietly.

He exhales like you punched the air out of him.

"Trust me," he says. "The dark hides a lot."

You frown and pull away. "I didn't think any of those things, Red. I thought... I thought you were one-track minded. Now I realize that you're probably better adjusted than I am."

"Oh no, I got issues. Believe me. Definitely more than you. Not that it's a competition. 'Cept if it was, I'd win."

You smile. "Title is all yours, big guy. Gotta be a little crazy to do what we do."

"Sure. But you're the bravest soul I know. 'Cause you weren't forced into this. You hunted down the story yourself."

"Brave or stupid?" you ask.

"Brave. But it's a fine line."

Nope. It's definitely more stupid than not, clinging to the Red Hood in his own bed in the name of a case.

What are you doing?

"Ah, anyway." The bed shifts as Hood stands. You can just barely make out the shape of him. "You probably won't be going back to sleep any time soon, huh?"

You sigh. "No, probably not. Please feel free to take back your bed."

"Nice try. You, uh... like hot chocolate?"

"Oh. Yes, I do. But you don't have to do that."

"I've been awake," he says. "No trouble. C'mon."

Hood walks to the door and opens it. Light spills out and for a moment, you have a clear view of his back.

His hair is dark and wavy. His back is covered in silver scars and fresh bruises, broad and muscled. You can see the tendons shift as he walks out.

The Red Hood is a man. Made of flesh and blood. Carved, more like.

Your belly flutters. Fuck.

This is no longer just you working a case. And you're about as far from an informant as anyone can be.

[errihaienx]

HQ CAPTAINS : when someone tries to flirt with them ♡

(pre-timeskip , aged up characters)

quick disclaimer: these scenarios don't affect the original plot of the series. any information or events that contradict the original plot are purely fictional. (i do not own any of the characters)

warning: could be suggestive (Terushima's) and some inappropriate/cuss words

ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ: ʙᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ, ᴜꜱʜɪᴊɪᴍᴀ, ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ, ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ, ᴋɪᴛᴀ, ᴅᴀɪᴄʜɪ, & ᴛᴇʀᴜꜱʜɪᴍᴀ (ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ) ꜱɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰʟɪʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ

Doesn't really notice that someone is trying to flirt with him, or to be blunt he doesn't care. 

But he will unknowingly embarrass the girl

"Eh? Why are you clinging your hands– Oh! Y/n is always like that to me omfg she's so cute."

Your name can be heard all the time, so the bitches won't stand a chance. Every person he sees and interacts with fails to grab his entire attention since all he can think about is his woman.

If a girl comes up to him he'll think of: "Woah that hairstyle doesn't look good on this girl, OMG DID I JUST IMAGINED MY BABY WITH THAT HAIR?! SHE'S SO DAMN FINE IM GOING NUTS" he'll be smiling and the girl might think that it was because of her :/

NO. JUST NO.

But okay, if someone will approach him he will walk out. But of course, if it's an important matter he will respond. And his response will be very dry

"I do not give my number so easily for Y/n's peace of mind, I shall take my leave."

Then he'll march his way to you, giving you a little smile acting like he didn't broke someone's heart just a minute ago.

He's a cute flirt only to you though

So girls be throwing themselves at him, but he doesn't give a fuck.

If someone will talk to him especially when it's a girl, openly showing their attraction towards him, he will converse with them and if they'd confess or ask him if he's available he will politely reject them.

"You always look hot Kuroo-san..."

"Thanks"

"How about we meet–"

"I am already deeply in love with someone. please excuse me."

He then turns around smirking, he's thinking of bragging it to you. He just wanna see your annoyed jealous face, he assures you that you're the only one for him. 

Oh please the guy literally have fans

His supporters actually knows about his relationships, like every girl's name that he dated has their name and 'stats' on his fans' memos. The fans also concluded that his typical dating period with someone is 2-3 months.

He's very alluring, and he's also welcoming and so people think it's okay for them to flirt with him. 

You had a couple of arguments with him about this matter. And because he doesn't want that, he will try his best to avoid them.

"Oikawa-san! My birthday is coming could you go out with me?"

"Ohoho, Happy birthday! But I don't want to sleep outside so.......I won't. You can have Iwa-chan right here-"

*/got punched by hajime

Despite of being straightforward, blunt, and gives off idgaf-with-your-feelings vibes he's still popular with girls

Even if the girl isn't done talking he'll leave immediately

He will simply tell them that he's in a relationship already, but that doesn't solve the situation. It ignites the girlies' desire to have him even more. He then eventually thought of a way on how he'll get rid of those kind of situations by involving one of the twins.

"You can ask me to be your date when Atsumu finally decided to leave volleyball alone."

"B-but Kita-san isn't that i-impossible?"

"That's the point."

The man is fine as  fuck so the girlies love him

He will politely turn down them, you know. Your man is good 😌✨✨

"You are the karasuno's Captain, right? Oh my! The whole team's hot but of course the captain is way more-"

"Ah, no... Please spare me."

Some even visit his afternoon club practices just to interact with him, taking advantage of the fact that you are not in the same school as him.

This mf is a chick magnet

He has a habit of sticking out his tongue, and that's where his piercing prevails and with that girls flock around him. 

He kinda likes the attention but of course, he's only yours. you two had arguments about this too but with terushima's personality you just gave up and told him that as long as the girls respect his boundaries as someone's man it is fine for you. 

"OhmYgOsh tOnGuE pIerCiNg!?!? I bEt tHaT pIerCinG cOulD dO sO mUcH~ iT's  sO cOoL!"

"I know right!?! I can make Y/n scream with just this!"

"Lucky Y/n!"

"No no no no! I'm the lucky one, heck I love her so much!!"

[snoozingstarzz]

*slides into frame*

....Fake Rayman hcs? Just based on ur own interp. Or mine if u want. Or both. IDK!!!

YES. YESS. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.

Okay, SO. this’ll have hc for these specific versons of fakeman, since i love most of the theories on what he is (raymesis, robot / ai, and clone)

Robot / ai fakeman: He has an E branded on him somewhere, I just know it. His limbs kinda work as how a magnet repels each other, just controlled enough to be believable.

Personally wise— he tries very hard to imitate Rayman the best he can, usually through old recordings of the late night eden show and old news interviews. When he’s on stage, he moves how the normal Rayman does— after all, he was programmed that way. But, when he’s offstage, its almost like he’s just. tossed aside. never to be needed until the next day. He doesn’t feel much about it, but something in him makes it feel… wrong.

ai / robot Fakeman also has moments where he does glitch out, considering he was probably made at a rushed moments notice. He was probably created around the time Rayman had gotten that call in his home when he was drunk. Even then, that call was probably used to get voice modules, as well as past calls that he’s probably taken. (assuming eden records phone calls too, which they probably do.)

I feel like Ai/Robotic Fakeman would be very curious about how real people (in a general sense, which includes hybrids and even ramon) live. How they act, why emotions drive them to do the things they do. It’s fascinating to him, and it even can cause him sometimes to wonder what it would be like to be… well, alive.

Clone Fakeman: honestly he acts more dead inside than ramon does. While robotic/ai has more curiosity, clone is just… a husk. only time he feels alive or wanting purpose is when he’s in the limelight. otherwise, he’s just the same husk he used to be.

His brain was probably wired to LOVE the feeling of being cheered, appreciated on stage, loved. And because of that, it makes him more attached, more likely to stick to eden’s side (cough cough “Without them, I’m nothing! THEY SAVED MY LIFE!” type shit)

Also, because he’s made with organic material he sometimes just. falls apart. like. like skin. just falls. and lums just fly out because Eden doesn’t know what they’re doing when it comes to making clones.

Raymesis Fakeman: I am so convinced this guy became the replacement JUST to fuck with rayman. I’m very positive. He was probably told to do it by Mr Dark, which if he’s still in this is probably in a high power (or yk maybe hes just fucking dead we don’t know atp).

I can imagine him having the FATTEST EGO known to man knowing that he’s taken Rayman’s job. If they ever had a confrontation I just know this mf would cackle his ass off laughing at what Ramon had become.

Though, he has his annoyances. For one, he hates having to wear makeup and contacts ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. Like every fucking waking moment this poor thingamajig is sweaty and uncomfortable because of the PACKED ON MAKEUP to hide his skin. Also Eden forced him to dye his hair blond. Because obviously they did, they’re fucking annoying. Oh yeah, and he can’t swear. Which is funny because I just know Raymesis cusses in every single sentence he says.

Raymesis has literally lived in Rayman’s shadow for fuck knows how long. But I also feel like once he truly sees what Eden has done and is continuing to do, he’s gonna feel… a bit conflicted. perchance join his side.

okay ramble done tehe

[astratheodora]

Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x f!reader

Rating: Mature (mentions of explicit ideas but no smut yet)

Description: You were lucky enough to land safe and simple job until Captain Price offers you a position as a sniper on his team.

A/N: This is a somewhat shameless self-insert. I am so mf thirsty for this man it is insane.

Yes, Sir - Part 1

You were lucky enough to have connections that landed yourself a decent job. Held up in one of the most secure but bleakest buildings you've even been in. Like any other job, it had its pros and cons. The work was easy, mostly giving a hand for the behind the scenes work of the medical wing. It felt like an internship, making notes for the doctor and inputting them into the team's medical files. Bland and boring, but the kind that you needed from the crazy world outside the compound.

You worked there long enough for people to know my face but you hadn’t grown close to many of them since they were either in training, in a debrief, or out on mission. There was one guy who helped lighten up the days and play around with you, he told you to call him “Soap”. You thought it was a dorky name but it suited his personality. He was the closest thing you had to call a “friend” around the compound. Not that anyone was outwardly cold or mean, there wasn’t much time to make “friends” around here.

Soap always made sure to stop and say hi to you anytime he passed through the medical wing. It was always brief, a few minutes, but it made your day when he did. You could always tell how a mission went by the energy he came back with.

Sitting in your office, you stared blankly at the keyboard. You had finished up all your work for the day early and was left with dropping off some folders to Captain Price. They arrived back a few hours ago, probably headed off to the bar on the far side of the campus. You tossed the idea of joining them tonight, you haven't made it over there yet. They were already close, you knew it would feel weird to be the only “stranger” in the room. It was getting lonely going between your office, the cafeteria, and your dorm.

Your boots tapped softly on the tile floors as you made your way to Price’s office lost in your thoughts. The door was shut and you heard low voices talking casually behind it. you hesitated to knock, not wanting to interrupt but raised your hand anyways. Soft knuckles knocked against the hard wooden door.

“Come on in.” You heard Price call.

Your jaw untensed, oh good. Still hesitant, you entered his office slowly. “Hey, I know it’s a bit early but it’s mail time.” Looking up from the file in your arms you meet a set of eyes you weren't expecting. You remember him going by, “Ghost”. You hadn’t spoken more than a few words to him, you weren't sure if he didn’t like you or if he didn’t speak much at all. It was rare that the two of you crossed paths. Soap had joked about how he never takes off his mask around people but when did you ever see most of them out of their gear?

Ghost’s eyes steal the words right out of your mouth. They were fierce, the harsh black paint on his face making his eyes the center of attention. You wanted to look anywhere else but it was like a magnet pulling you back. “Uh-sorry, I hope I’m not interrupting.”

“You’re not.” Ghost still held your sight, his voice more gruff than you expected. He stood signaling his exit. His height towered over you and his broad build swallowed the small space between yourself and the doorway. You were already tall and you still had to look up at him. You couldn't look away. “Excuse me, sweetheart."

You were so entranced in his presence you didn’t realize you were literally blocking him inside. Though you know he could’ve easily moved you to the side if he wanted to. Your cheeks felt hot and you silently stepped to the side, trying to keep your eyes on the files in your arms as Ghost left the room.

“Are you finally going to join us for a night of celebration?” Price asked, breaking the hard silence.

“I thought about it, Soap had invited me again.” Like he does every time he goes. His energy after coming back was immaculate, they really had kicked ass out there. “I was going to head back to my room and see how I feel.”

Price eyed you, “I actually wanted to talk to you about something while you have time."

"Sure, what's going on?"

"I want you to start doing some training with my team, I was just speaking with the Lieutenant and we both agree you'd be a great gunsman with the proper training."

"I'm not really made for combat." You interrupted Price laying out his offer. "I rarely leave the compound, and you know that!"

"You've got a steady hand and a good aim, I think this would be an amazing fit for you. You would never be close enough to ever be in danger." Price continued, already set on his path.

You looked at the ceiling and took a deep breath, "I'm basically an intern to the doctor, I take notes and copy papers and do data entry, not in any way like a sniper Price!"

"I'm not sending you out for your death. You would get proper training and you wouldn't go alone." There was no changing his mind now, he had already set a plan. You were to meet with Ghost tomorrow afternoon. "You'll train with the normal recruits in the morning and then meet with your Lieutenant in the afternoon. You should really come down to the bar later and get acquainted with the rest of your team."

That last part sounded more like a command than a suggestion.

***

After an hour of pacing in your room, the longest shower you could manage until your skin turned pink, and one attempt at a shot of tequila… You decided to join them, trying to keep an optimistic view of the night ahead. There was no point in dressing up for any occasion so you stuck to a comfortable black turtleneck and your favorite pair of black high waisted skinny jeans, all tied together with the signature black boots. You thought about how cliche it seemed to be decked out in black head to toe but it helped you blend in with Soap and plus, black goes with everything right? A quick spray of perfume, a check in the mirror, and you were out the door.

Soap sat with a few of the guys at a table playing a card game, they were all clearly a few drinks in when you approached. Soap saw me and excitedly yelled, “ah you made it!” He leaped from his chair, dragging you over to the table. Price, Gaz, Soap, and you didn’t expect Ghost. Soap squeezed you between himself and Gaz. You weren't one for card games but it would be fun to indulge in a few drinks with your team and shut out the anxious thoughts about tomorrow.

"So, what would you like to drink?" Soap asked, You could feel he was so excited you had finally come out after he invited you time after time.

"Well… I guess you could mix a shot of Crown with some Sprite?" You asked shyly.

"A whiskey girl!" Soap cheered, "L.T. over there is like a whiskey connoisseur."

The initial awkwardness had faded and with a drink in your hand, you felt more like one of the group. The first sip burned in your stomach, the first of many.

"So what are you playing?" You asked as you continued to sip on your drink.

"Uno."

Quietly kicking yourself for not joining them sooner. Smiling and laughing so much it started to hurt. It was nice to sit back, drink, and not have to think of a damn thing. Your eyes drifted across the table to Ghost, it felt like he had been staring holes into you the entire night. Anytime you glanced in his direction it was like he knew and caught your gaze. This time you held it. The alcohol finally making your thoughts swim. You could see why they called it "liquid courage". It didn't stop the butterfly feeling you got in the pit of your stomach the longer Ghost just… stared. Your eyes wandered along his body, this was the first time you had seen him dress casually. He wore a black hoodie that hugged his shoulders and chest the right way, his hood up making him a silhouette. You hoped he couldn't read your mind but he could read your eyes, he saw you scanning his upper body in your buzzed state. There was no question to the perverted thoughts that ran rampant in your head. You know Ghost could destroy you and you'd be saying 'thank you'.

You held Ghost' gaze for a few more seconds until Soap handed you a second drink. The thought of Ghost holding you down with his thick strong arms making you want to burst at the seams. He knows. You know he knows because you can see his eyes slightly crease as he smirks underneath his cover. If anyone at the table were truly sober, the tension in the room would set it ablaze. You do your best to tear your eyes away from Ghost and back to the game that had been long forgotten on the table. Cheeks burning from the alcohol and embarrassed at being caught.

Soap had clearly pushed himself past his limit and was trying to convince Price to give him his cards. Price only shook his head and laughed, dismissing himself from the table. "Gaz, I need you to take this ass up to his room. He's cut off for the night and I've had enough. Congratulations on another success. Goodluck tomorrow Mirage. Goodnight everyone." Gaz gathered up Soap without a word and led his mess out the door, leaving you and Ghost at the table with the remnants of the game they were playing. You went to take another sip of your drink only to realize it was empty. Your bottom lip pouted slightly. The only liquid in the glass was melted ice mixed with flat soda at this point.

Ghost broke the silence. "Another round?" Getting up from the table and walking toward the bar. You followed and took a seat on a barstool, watching him again. His back was to you as he lifted his mask and took a shot.

"Encouraging bad behavior lieutenant?" You teased him. He was already making me another drink before you could say yes.

"First time I've seen you down here." Ghost quickly changed the subject back to you. He handed me a fresh glass.

One more couldn't hurt. You took a bigger sip than you cared to and winced at the harsh taste as it burned all the way down your throat. You tried to hold back the cough and disgust, knowing Ghost was watching. "Yea.. I don't know… I thought tonight I'd make a change for once. It felt like being back home for a minute. Soap is always kind to me and he's been begging me to come down." You paused to take another drink, alcohol tended to make you more talkative. "Then Price said I should, especially since I'll be working with you tomorrow." A bashful feeling washed over you, how long had you been talking now? You quickly turned your attention away from Ghost and back to the mess everyone had left at the table. You cleared your throat, "do they always leave it like that?" If you kept yourself busy and not looking at him then your mind wouldn't wander.

You slipped off the bar stool and started scooping up the scattered cards. Feeling his eyes watching your every move. There's no way he couldn't sense your nervousness. Who could blame you? You were hitting the peak of your buzz, borderline drunk. In a new place and now left alone with an almost stranger… very tall… built…

You shake the thoughts and squeeze your eyes shut, breath caught in your throat and the deck of cards digging into your palms.

Jesus fucking Christ, get ahold of yourself already, it's just the alcohol.

In the process of trying to set the cards back on the table, you knocked one of Soap's many empty beer bottles onto the floor.

It shattered.

"Fuck." You muttered. Without thinking You tucked the hair that hung in your face behind your ears and squatted down, reaching for a large piece of the now broken bottle.

A firm, gloved hand, swiftly grabbed your wrist.

Ghost now kneeled in front of me, his face a few inches from yours. You've never been this close. You swear he could hear your heart beating. He appeared out of nowhere, it was clear why his name was Ghost.

"You shouldn't pick up glass with your bare hands," Ghost said quietly. You opened your mouth to protest but he stopped you. Never breaking from your gaze. "Grab the broom from behind the door over there, I'll take care of this."

Your mind was blank, distracted with his firm grip on you. He's strong, that was obvious, to feel it on your body was something else. Those hands of his would fit so nicely in your hair, on your neck, gripping your thighs. "Huh?"

You swear you saw him smile behind his mask. "Grab the broom for me."

"Yes, sir," you replied softly, your throat dry.

That's exactly what he wanted to hear.

[givehimthemedicine]

🧲 let's talk about power and magnets and soteria real quick

not feeling super coherent tonight but *gestures vaguely* constant symbolic and literal connections between psionic power and electrical power and magnets, and to power being surged / shut off / drained / stolen. I don't even have enough room for screenshots of Joyce's whole magnet plot.

according to this article, Brenner's MKUltra experiments on Terry Ives involved not just drugs and sensory deprivation, but electromagnetic stuff. by ~1970 he's not just making random shots in the dark - he already knows what forces are involved with strengthening psionic powers because he already knew how to suppress them in ~59.

soteria isn't magic, it's something ordinary old Brenner was able to develop using ordinary old science - and it didn't take years of research after obtaining Henry, either (I figure he had to have it already in the tattoo scene or the restraints wouldn't have mattered). my money says it involves magnets interfering with Henry's electromagnetic blablah or maybe just creating a small but constant drain on his battery. maybe his powers aren't shut off, just weakened, like he said?

as for tracking him - if he's telling the truth about that part - idk what GPS technology was like in `59, but if soteria has magnetic properties, I wonder if Henry could be tracked in the same sense as Dustin's compass needle deflecting to the gate?

now about Will:

admittedly this is based on a shaky series of assumptions and limited understanding, but just to toss the thought out there -

HNL took scans of Will's brain when he was possessed in season 2. IF these are MRI images, and IF I'm right about soteria involving a magnet, that seems to me like a vote against the idea that Henry put soteria in Will's neck while he was in the UD.

that thing made a distinctly metal noise when it hit the floor. if you've ever had an MRI, you know you can't go in there with any metal on or in your body, because an MRI is a REALLY powerful magnet, and if you have anything metal in you, it could get dislodged or pulled out, and/or the metal thing can heat up and burn you, and/or it can screw up the image.

if Will had an MRI not knowing he had soteria in him, it could have gotten ripped out like El ripped out Henry's, or at least pulled on his skin painfully enough to alert him to it. there are kinds of metal that are nonmagnetic and MRI safe, but the whole point of this thing, I'm theorizing, is that it involves a magnet so

even aside from soteria, I'm curious about the possible effects of a super magnet on Will while he has the MF in him.

actually wait one last tangent. anyone who cares, can you check out the particles-coming-alive scene in 3x01 (try about 11:30)? I'd gif it but the detail is too fine.

is ALL the debris I'm seeing throughout the scene shadow particles, and the particles are just not totally homogenous? or are the ones we first see shimmering on the floor metal bits (this being the floor of an abandoned steel works after all)? once the shadow takes shape, I'm sure I see distinct areas of shadow-cloud and other shimmery reflective stuff. am I to understand this as metal shavings being swept up with the shadow? in other words does it have a magnetic pull?

imagine Will's body being thoroughly infused with magnetic particles and going in an MRI tube lol

[zilliondollarpussy]

IM DIVINELY THANKFUL MY INTENTIONS THAT PACKS MY DESIRED AND PREFERRED WORLDS IN THEM EFFORTLESSLY MANIFEST INTO REALITY WITH EASE UNSTOPPABILITY EFFORTLESSNESS AND INSTANTANEOUSNESS JUST LIKE HOW EROS IS HERE WITH ME JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE NETFLIX ACCESS HOW I HAVE WIFI CONNECTION ACCESS JUST LIKE HOW I EFFORTLESSLY HAVE COOKIES JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE HOT WATER JUST LIKE HOW I MAGICALLY SAW FOOD IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE SO MUCH WATER BOTTLESS JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE RAMEN JUST LIKE HOW IM SEEING TAROT TRINI LIKE HER ACTUAL ACC HOW YANKELLY POSTED ME ON HER STORY HAPPY A MF MODEL A MAGICAL MYSTICAL MODEL POSTED HER AND SHE FELT GEEKED JUST LIKE HOW IM EFFORTLESSLY VALIDATED ABOUT HAVING TWO LOVERS ON ME AND KNEW SHE'D LIKE THAT AND SAW SHE RESPONDED TO THAT LOVING THAT!!!!! JUST LIKE HOW ALL IS WELL IN MY WORLD JUST LIKE HOW SHE VALIDATED THAT I CAN MASTURBATE AND USE MY TOYS AND SHE VALIDATED ME ABOUT ME BEING POLY (WHILE MY TWO LOVERS ARE MONOGAMOUS FOR ME OFC) JUST LIKE HOW I EFFORTLESSLY HAVE MY IG ACC JUST LIKE HOW EVERYTIME I VALIDATE MYSELF I BE RIGHT JUST LIKE HOW MY INNER WORLD IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO ME EVEN THROUGH MY OWN FEARS CONCERNS SUSPICIONS ANXIETIES DOUBTS JUST LIKE HOW THE POLICE EFFORTLESSLY BECAME THAT SANTA CLAUS PARADE JUST LIKE HOW I GOT THAT IAN ALEX TIME TRAVELER CONVINCINGNESS COMBINED JUST LIKE HOW MY FREQUENCY MADE ZOEY UNDER MY CONTROL W THE NEIGHBORS THAT DAY JUST LIKE HOW I SEE I CAN TRUST AND KNOW EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE LOVES ME AND SUPPORTS JUST LIKE HOW I KNOW DIVINE IS UTTERLY PROUD OF ME AND UNCONDITIONALLY SUPPORT ME JUST LIKE HOW I BROKE FREE JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE IRREFUTABLY RESPECTED BOUNDARIES JUST LIKE HOW I EFFORTLESSLY TRANSMUTE EVERYTHING INTO AUTHENTIC LOVE JUST LIKE HOW IM EFFORTLESSLY HIGHEST VIBRATIONAL AND REMAIN ANCHORED IN IT JUST LIKE HOW IM FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY FROM PROBLEMS JUST LIKE HOW IM DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT JUST LIKE HOW EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE UNCONDITIONALLY LOVE JUST LIKE HOW I CAN DO NO WRONG JUST LIKE HOW ITS OKAY FOR ME TO REMAIN FOCUSED ON MYSELF JUST LIKE HOW IM SOVEREIGN JUST LIKE HOW NO ONE HAS ANY POWER OVER ME JUST LIKE HOW IM ANCHORED AND ROOTED IN THE AUTHENTIC LOVE FREQUENCY JUST LIKE I DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING RIGHT AND SAY EVERYTHING RIGHT JUST LIKE HOW EVERY SINGLE WORD I SAY IS UTTERLY COMPELLING AND POWERFULLY SPELLBINDING JUST LIKE HOW MY SELF VALIDATION CONTROL THE ENTIRE REALITY JUST LIKE HOW I ALONE HOLD ALL THE POWER JUST LIKE HOW ALL AROUND ME ARE TRUSTABLE DEPTHS THAT GIVE NOT TAKE JUST LIKE HOW I HAVE A WARM BED A BLANKET A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE JUST LIKE HOW I NEVER HAVE TO STRESS ABOUT BILLS FOR MY BILLS ARE ALWAYS TAKEN CARE OF BY SOMEONE ELSE SO I CAN REST MY MIND JUST LIKE HOW EVERY PROBLEM I MAY HAVE IS ALREADY HAVE BEEN SOLVED BY SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE I AM TRULY THAT PROFOUNDLY LOVED JUST LIKE HOW I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY ENEMIES JUST LIKE HOW NO ONE IS EVEN GOING AGAINST ME JUST LIKE HOW EVERYONE IS UNCONDITIONALLY IN LOVE WITH ME LOVES ME CARES FOR ME WANT ME TO WIN JUST LIKE HOW IM FUNDAMENTALLY LOVED CARED FOR SUPPORTED THEY FUNDAMENTALLY SHOW ME ALL THEIR LOYALTY AND UNWAVERING DEVOTION AND SUPPORT AND CARE JUST LIKE HOW EVERY MEANING HAS A FULLBLOWN SECURED HEALED MEANING JUST LIKE HOW THE TIMELINES ARE ON MY SIDE HIGHEST TIMELINES ARE ON MY SIDE JUST LIKE HOW MY SUPPORT SYSTEM ARE UNCONDITIONALLY ON MY SIDE JUST LIKE HOW EVERYONE IS UNCONDITIONALLY ON MY SIDE UTTERLY LOYAL TO ME AND DEVOTED TO ME JUST LIKE HOW DEVOTED NOW HAS A HEALED MEANING ONLY ITS MY OWN PREFERRED DESIRED MEANING ONLY JUST LIKE HOW MY SELF VALIDATION ALONE HOLDS ABSOLUTELY ALL THE POWER JUST LIKE HOW I FEEL SO GOOD MAGNETIZING ABSOLUTELY ALL THE GOOD TO ME MAGNETIZING ONLY THE GOOD TO ME JUST LIKE IM 100% IN CONTROL OF REALITY JUST LIKE HOW I KEEP SEEING ABSOLUTELY ALL THE TRUTH JUST LIKE HOW I CAN KEEP ON BELIEVING IN MAGIC JUST LIKE HOW MAGIC KEEPS FINDING ME JUST LIKE HOW I CAN TRUST EVERYTHING ONLY HAS A SUPREMELY DIVINE GOOD MEANING JUST LIKE HOW I EFFORTLESSLY HAVE MY DESIRES HOW IM DIVINELY THANKFUL

[bcnooneasked]

09/06/24 - 1:32am - in bed “gut, p, and my man, my man, my man”

so day 2 of a bone broth fast is over and it’s crazy how out of touch i was with my body. like i knew i was out of whack but i really had no idea to what extent.

it really is true that a upset gut bacteria can cause upset in your mind and life.

like i can’t wait to see how i’ll feel tomorrow.

sometimes when i eat the wrong thing it will l give me a headache and this was no different. i literally couldn’t get rid of my headache. it started binging on a pizza - definitely emotional eating for sure. i had just weighed in using the scale at work and 3 lbs of fat down and 3 pounds of muscle up.

like i have been fighting fasting for so long because i truly really do love food, but with the help of a lil bone broth, soda water, and kombucha i really be making it through. lots of salt in the water, and maybe a celsius or pre-workout today in the gym bc i am very much so not working out fasted but tbh i really pushed myself with weight and felt great!

i was there for almost 2 hrs… that’s not normal for me much anymore as i usual;y stick to just 1 hour or so but i spent time lifting and then i also did a little sauna and also some fascia stuff i think it’s called - massaging my muscles with a lil stainless steel gua sha lil thing. sweat is the lubricant during those massages and it might be in my head but they also might help break down fat for fat loss? idk in my head i’m beating them fat cells tf up lol.

also ugh there were some cuties up in the gym late at night. i’m def trying to not be too of a horny diva but when i say i miss dick i mean it with my chest. give me a big ol man rn. big. masculine, someone i respect, someone who rides for me, someone who teaches me, someone i look up to

i have been thinking lately i def do have daddy issues like i can’t ever be in love with someone who is a child. like i get the ick so dang quick when they try me like that. i get disgusted at someone not being impressive. i need to be enamored by you. i need to feel magnetic with you. i need electricity. i need you to push me to be a better person.

but he gotta be a masculine mf. i think i have in the past tried being with my more feminine sisters but like damn, i just wanna be like yea sis hey diva kitty gurl the house down boots with them,

it just ain’t cute. not for my forever man. no one needs to be my forever man besides that one dude and that’s why i think dating a waste. all i need is one good one and i trust and believe if i vibrate myself right, if i gravitate to godly good energy, if i lead with love, if i heal my bs, if i am the best most relationally healed self he worn’t be afraid to say hello, or maybe i say hello too but we won’t be able to deny our connection. every other relationship i’ll look back on and feel stupid for ever thinking that is what love felt like.

i can’t wait to be held and loved and prosper with him. prosper. heal. the christian in me wants to say praise too because honestly if he gives me a real man of god my pussy gonna praise the lord too.

he will come i just have to continue this fight to be celibate and prepare myself and heal myself of past sexual dysfunction so i can truly be me best self and set up my time with my life partner for success.

ok i need to go to bed but

since i been talking bout my godly pussy i really haven’t felt digestively efficient since i was douching regularly.

like my gut been off fr for a while now. i am solidified in that because even 2 days in and only bone broth and the things mentioned above, i still have bm in me. like i’m trying to play before bed but it’s still there and not glam or easy at all.

but like i can’t truly imagine how long these things been in me. like i truly haven’t felt together in my digestion for a while and i know i keep saying that but i imagine sometimes those things happen. clogs and buidup when your diet isn’t right.

[hyukascampfire]

U JUMPED UP N CLICKED YOUR HEELS WHEN I FOLLOWED, I JUMPED UP AND CLICKED MY HEELS WHEN I SAW THIS REBLOG. omg.

hehe. world building is my favorite part. especially since my fics lean toward fantasy,, i always try to make it all immersive and believable!!

literally was not aware there was even a plural for geas, i had to dance around it while writing. why didn’t i think to look that up…😓 ANYWAY YES taehyun is definitely gravitational right off the bat. for me, at least. he is stiff and cold, but i don’t think that he necessarily falls into the typical fantasy brooding mmc category. especially after part two, i think his character begins to develop those layers that makes him who he is. i can’t say that he’s not brooding or cold, but i think it comes from a different place. i absolutely agree that he really does embody cold. not going to lie, after working on his character for so long, he’s the first thing i associate with him.

AND YES yeonjun as warmth by sunlight is so correct. he’s not necessarily flames, but more like sunlight on your skin after being cold for so long. he’s so gentle with MC in a way that she hasn’t known,, i’d be the same girl. IM SO HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE ROOTING FOR YEONJUN JUST A LITTLE BIT. not because i’m biased,, cause of course i have two hands,, BUT ITS JUST BEEN SO LONG. this nation is gripped by taehyun. he always destroys yeonjun in the polls 😭

W yeonjun, writing him came so easy. i still vividly remember the moment i wrote the introduction to his character. omg. he just had a personality that STICKJKJS with you. he is magnetic, and i lowkey feel whimsy even while writing him. he’s just so sensual and intimate on so many different levels. i’d probably give up my mf life for him too.

i also really do adore MC. she’s very multi-faceted. she’s not necessarily always strong or upright, but she has her own set of morals and honestly just wants so little. it kinda sucks that what she does finally allow herself to ask for puts her in the situations it does. i feel a great amount of sympathy for her. i also am a person that thinks that emotion and being in touch with it is strong in its own right, and i absolutely get MC for searching for it.

SLOW BURNNN that’s my shit. waiter, pls give me yearning and fleeting touch for a hundred thousand more words! im not stranger to a 5k pwp and i thoroughly enjoy writing those (yum.) but i truly do love the word ‘almost’, and letting characters ache for each other. mmm. i’m a hoe for jealousy, but with taehyun it is especially different. i just do not know how to put it into words except for 😻💦🤲

the people love beomgyu, that silly forest creature. i’ve grown so attached to his character as well. he really is holding up the found family end of this fic all on his own. his power 😭

thank you so much for giving me this beautiful rb to read and giggle over as well. i adore you so much NEXT PART NEXT PART 🍽️

𝓘N WHICH 〃 a life lived as a human among the fae is one hard-earned. the folk are built of indescribable beauty, and of debauchery and mischief. for some, a life lived subservient to the folk is just fine; but to those who dream of something more, they would spend their lives clawing and biting to make it happen.

you, looking for a way to escape a life as a faerie’s human servant, put a new foot forward thinking that any life could be better than that. but, when your first assignment as a king’s spy is alongside a brooding, icy faerie man, you begin to wonder what your place in this foreign world really could be.

wc ➳ 93.3k﹙ and counting! ﹚

genre high fantasy/faerie, smut, angst ˒ ˒

pairings faerie!taehyun x reader, faerie!yeonjun x reader

warnings violence, death, death of animals, smut (specific tags will be listed before each chapter), childhood trauma & mentions of abuse, jealousy, controlling & yandere relationship dynamics, unprotected sex, original characters but they only last for small amounts of time & act as story catalysts, fem! reader

˒ ˒ want a look into the world? here’s the pinterest board !! ༘⋆

﹙ 🪕﹚ playlists ⑊ yeonjun ˒ taehyun ˒ series

: ̗̀﹙❆﹚𝓅arts . : ↘︎

one ˒ two ˒ three ˒ four ˒ five ˒ ...🪶

© hyukascampfire please do not steal, plagiarize, or repost any of my works.

[glittering-moonlillie]

Headcannons: Damian Wayne with a reader who loves exotic animals

Damian was no stranger to housing animals. Whether it be cats or turkeys, he loved them all. Oftentimes, he preferred the comfort of his animals rather than his family or friends. He felt like the animals understood him way more than anyone ever could without him having say much

When he got older, he swore to himself that he would get a lover who was just as much of an animal lover as him. He had even fantasized about owning a huge house filled with pets with his lover. An animal sanctuary if you would. 

That is why Damian had his eyes set on you. Your love for animals almost matched his own. It was admirable, the way you seemed to be an animal magnet wherever you went. It was like watching Snow White go about her day. 

But none of this is why he wanted you, no. 

Your love for animals was adorable yes, but it wasn’t that that he was drawn to. It was the certain types of animals you were fond of that made his icy walls melt. 

You and Damian were in his room at the manor having a nice hangout session when the topic of favorite animals were mentioned. Alfred was in your lap snoozing while you were scrolling through Pinterest, occasionally squealing at certain photos. 

Damian couldn’t help it, his curiosity got the better of him. As he looked over your shoulder, he noticed you scrolling through numerous pictures of amphibians, particularly frogs and axolotls. 

“Look at how cute and chunky these animals are, Dami!!” You shoved the phone in his face so he could get a better look. 

These animals indeed were cute, so cute in fact that it almost made Damian jealous. How dare these animals steal your attention away from him? 

“I’ve always wanted to have a huge house with a bunch of frogs and hedgehogs and axolotls and fancy goldfish, but I don’t really have that kind of money and every guy I have been with doesn't really share my…enthusiasm for those types of animals…” You had let out an awkward chuckle, hoping that he didn’t make fun of you like everyone else had. 

Damian almost dropped the phone when he heard those words fall out of your pretty mouth. 

A girl as beautiful as you wishing to have a house with numerous animals just like him? He may as well propose to you right then and there!

Problem was, you guys weren’t even together yet. He can’t possibly propose to you if he does not know if you feel the same way about him! 

So he went with the next best option

“How many frogs were you hoping to foster?”

You stared up at him blankly before responding, “As many as I possibly could in a lifetime. Why?”

This mf couldn’t even hold back his smirk. 

“I suppose I wouldn’t mind adopting some adorable frogs for your enjoyment.”

The squeal you emitted nearly made him deaf but it was worth it just to see that stupidly contagious smile. 

You both agreed that the frogs would stay at the manor since there was more room. Damian was ecstatic about this since it gave you a reason to come over more often. He didn’t tell you this of course. 

When you asked him what he wanted in return, he merely stated that he wanted you to go with him to see a movie you had previously turned down. 

“So…a date?”

“TT, it’s insulting that you would even think that.” 

It totally was a date. 

Give it a few months and you eventually become his beloved.

Give it a few more months after that and he’ll purchase a decently large house for you to adopt as many chunky animals as you wanted.

He still can’t tell if it was the worst or best decision he has ever made. 

Damian had thought he was bad with his habit of bringing home exotic animals, but you really topped the list. Every time you saw another lizard or raccoon or snake that was in need of fostering, you would beg him to let you keep them. 

To this date, he has never said no to you. 

And that is how you and Damian became the parents of 20 happy and adorable animals. 

I am so happy that I have been a been able to keep consistent with this blog, and that people actually seem to like my writings! If you couldn't tell by my banner, I am a huge animal lover (mostly with frogs and axolotls <3)! As a side note, I think it's important to mention that Axolotls are actually extremely endangered and it might not be the best decision to keep them in captivity.

[awhkacey]

𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑧’𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡－ 𝐴𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠：

༄ my self concept is perfectly unbreakable

༄ why do i have such a flawless mindset?

༄ everything i desire craves to be within my presence

༄ why is my energy so incredibly magnetic? people can’t get enough of me. they need me in their life

༄ my aura is mysteriously irresistible, no one could ever resist me.

༄ why am i so fucking hot and mysterious?

༄ mfs can’t help but drool when i walk pass

༄ why is everything i desire just drawn to me?

༄ my whole existence radiates confidence

༄ i am too hot to ever be insecure

༄ my presence brings every man to their boney knees

༄ every girl can’t decide whether she wants date me or be me

༄ i am every girls bi/gay awakening

༄ everyone lays in bed at night wondering how they can be more like me

༄ i cant help but make every guy that lays eyes on me fall in love me

༄ i have the ability to seduce anyone i want

༄ all i do is just sit pretty and my desires just flow to me

༄ everyone is always completing me on how seductive i am

༄ everything always works out for hot girls like me

༄ everyone dreams to be my best friend

༄ ugh why does everyone love me, it’s exhausting being popular

༄ everyone stops and stares at me whenever i enter a room

༄ everyone can’t help but get lost in my alluring siren-like eyes

༄ i am and always will be the hottest and baddest bitch ever

༄ i cant help but intimidate people with my presence

༄ i am the center of everyone’s universe

༄ my confidence is impossible to ignore

༄ everyone craves a chance to treat me like the irresistible goddess i am

༄ people can’t help but shrivel up with nervousness when ever i talk to them

༄ being my friend is considered an achievement

༄ when people hear the word ‘sexy’ & ‘mysterious’ they think of me

༄ i posses the ultimate bad bitch energy

༄ i have been turning heads ever since i was born

༄ i have a hypnotising beauty that seduces anyone and everyone

༄ people can’t help but fight over me, it’s quite pathetic

༄ i have everyone wrapped around my finger

༄ everyone tries so hard to resist me

༄ i am the girl everybody wants

༄ everyone can’t help but describe me as a ’mysterious it girl’

༄ the world is put under my spell

༄ men can’t help but go crazy over me, they are addicted to me

༄ i am a god dam prize and always treated as such

༄ i am precious gem that no one wants to loose

༄ everyone is jealous of how much i attention i get just by being the sexiest woman alive

༄ my personality and energy is incredibly addictive, people can’t get enough of me

༄ i am considered perfect in the world’s eye

༄ people cannot help but worship me like a god

༄ i am admired and desired by all

༄ i am known as hot friend everyone is desperate to get close to

༄ everyone feels the need to bow down to my godly presence

[rek1s-headband]

hi could i request something? basically just HCS about langa and reki when you guy get into a fight or sum idk LMFAOO, you dont have to do this if you dont want to tho <3

➯ A/N: Thank you for the request! I hope you enjoy. I added a few characters, hope you don’t mind:)

➯ When you guys get into a fight

➯ Characters: Langa Hasegawa, Reki Kyan, Kaoru Sakurashiki, Kojiro Nanjou, Hiromi Higa and Miya Chinen x gn reader

➯ Warnings: angst if you squint, fluff

Langa:

Ok the majority of your fights are generally because of a miscommunication. If things aren’t spelled out for the poor boy, he’ll be completely oblivious to what’s bothering you

When you finally snap, he always seems shocked, asking why you hadn’t said anything sooner, even if you’d been trying to hint at it all week

Not really one to shout, but if things get heated enough he might snap. He always feels awful afterwards though. No matter what, he really believes no one should be screamed at because of something as silly as a disagreement

Rarely storms out, he’s always going to try and stay until the end to try and get something, anything out of you that he can use to try and understand your point of view

Understands space. He knows when you dont feel like talking to him, and he will give you that time to collect your thoughts. When you’re ready to speak again, he’s all ears

Gets overwhelmed really easy. It doesnt really show in what he says, but when you raise your voice his brain goes to putty and he can feel his breath get narrow. He’s not scared, he just doesn’t want to be the reason you’re feeling like this.

Never lets you go to bed angry. He’ll give you your space, but if you’re still quiet by bedtime he’s making sure you’ve eaten and you’re not still really upset by whatever played out that day

Overthinks a lot. How long did he not realise you were upset? What if its actually a much bigger deal than you’re letting on? What if you leave? Of course, he knows a lot of it is completely irrational, but it still lingers in the back of his mind, so you can imagine how relieved he is when the fight is over and you’re back in his arms

Asks people for advice a lot. Reki and Cherry are usual helpers, giving Langa their opinions on the matter without going into too much detail. The rest is up to him.

Gives the best hugs and comfort after a fight. He understands couples can fight, and never really takes the aggression let out by the pair of you too seriously. Rubbing the back of your head and holding you close to his chest, he’ll reassure you that he’s not going anywhere, that he’s not going to leave “just because of a silly fight” while you fight back tears on his shoulder.

Reki

Unlike Langa, Reki is a very open person in terms of his feelings, so your fights are rarely because of closed away emotions. However, many are caused by you feeling he is spending too much time in his workshop, overworking himself and not spending as much time with you as he should.

As for Reki, he gets mad when he feels you’re being closed off from him, not telling him things and hiding your true emotions. It’s not that he doesnt trust you, he just doesnt want you shouldering anything by yourself, and tries to make things easier for you by halving the problem.

A very emotional person, and this really shows when the two of you argue. There’s a lot of tears, a lot of raised voices, yknow those exhausted laughs when you’re tired of arguing with someone? Those. He pulls at his hair a lot in frustration too

Both of you need to walk away from each other a lot during arguments. You’re both driven by your emotions, so its hard to think logically once you’ve both gotten really upset.

The type to sit outside a door after an argument if you’ve locked yourself in a room, pressing against it and quietly talking to you, regardless of whether or not he gets a response

Understands space, to a certain extent. He’ll try and talk to you after an argument, try anything to get you to just answer him, to come out from your room, to stop ignoring him. He knows when you really don’t want to face him though, which is when he’ll go out for a while, either to Langa’s for advice, or just for a quiet skate.

Despite how upset he gets in the moment, he gets over it quickly. Once he’s out of his head and seeing properly, he’ll take some time to think it over and see things from your point of view. He’ll come back to you with an apology, and when you’re ready to talk, he’ll discuss things with you this time around instead of fighting

If the fight lasts overnight, he refuses to let you take the couch. If he feels a fight will last, he’ll glue himself to the couch, making it impossible for you to sleep anywhere other than your bed. No matter what the fight was about, he refuses to have you sleep uncomfortably.

Tends to cry after making up. It’s rarely out of sadness, of course, more relief than anything. He’s just happy to have you back in his arms, no longer ignoring him.

Cherry

A very rational person, fights are very rare between the pair of you. When you do fight, it tends to be because you feel he’s being closed off from you, not being as open and emotional with you. As for him, he doesnt like when you act too aloof about things that are actually serious to him

Fights start out quiet, talking in normal tones and using your heads. However, as the fight goes on, your voices gradually get higher and louder, arms thrown in the air as you get in each other’s faces.

He snaps quite a bit. Petty remarks, snappy replies and other unnecessary comments are thrown out without much thought as he gets more pissed off. Not necessarily because he doesn’t have anything to defend himself, but because once he’s started, he’ll do just about anything to piss you off

Depending on the fight, it could last an hour or a week. Both of you are so petty that you’ll refuse to apologise to the other, forgetting who was even in the wrong in the first place

Honestly, whoever goes to sleep first gets the bed, he’s not as considerate as Reki. However, as the fight goes on, the pair of you will stay up for ungodly hours into the night, trying to outlast the other because they dont want them sleeping on the couch. You’ll never admit that though, which is why you wont just fall asleep on the couch first. Besides, if you happen to fall asleep on the couch before Kaoru goes to bed, he’ll carry you upstairs and sleep on the couch himself. He’ll never admit that though, he’ll simply say you woke up and went upstairs in a hazy half-sleep, which is why you dont remember.

He’s definitely programmed Carla to apologise to you for him at least once, rolling her into the room you’re in before quickly walking out to the sound of “Y/N, I-am-very-sorry-and-I-was-wrong-please-forgive-me” in Carlas robotic voice

If you ever go to Joe’s restaurant to cool down, he’ll make a big fuss, swaying and sighing, dramatically shouting about “however will these lovers reconcile!?” Once his act is over though, he’ll comfort you and give you your favourite meal, tutting over the pair of you and thinking of ways to help you make up

Literally won’t let you go of you for at least a week after you fight. This mf is hanging off you, constant forehead kisses, the whole deal. He’s gone without your affection for a long time while you fought, he’s simply making up for lost time

Joe

You get really pissed at him when he flirts with other girls. He doesn’t mean to, he’s just a bit of a girl magnet and it’s his nature to entertain them. Of course, he all yours, but he forgets sometimes that jealousy is actually a thing

Doesnt take arguments as seriously as he probably should. He’s the type to tell you to “calm down” in the worst possible moment, its usually what makes you explode, actually.

Absolutely dense. The type to listen to you shout for five minutes, and only then have the audacity to ask you just what your problem was

It’s not his fault, bless him. He’s just a little unobservant when it comes to your emotions. When he realises you’re actually upset though, he’s apologising profusely and promising to never do it again

His apologies are always so genuine, you generally forgive him. However, if he does something that really pisses you off and you dont forgive him, he’ll give you space to think

Fights are usually resolved within a day. Like Langa, he refuses to let you go to bed angry

Cooks for you every meal regardless of whether or not you eat it. He’ll leave meals outside your door as a sort of truce, quietly pressing against the door and asking you to please come eat with him, that he hates the idea of you holed up in there all alone

Like Kaoru, he tends to reply with snarky remarks that have little to do with the argument, but they have a little less bite to them. More petty, if anything

Another big reason for why fights never last long is because this man literally. Will. Not. Survive. Without. You. You’ll be trying to ignore him while he comes in every five minutes, asking you how to get a certain channel on the TV, or stupid things you know he’s only asking because he misses talking to you

After you make up, he literally wont even look at another girl for at least a week. Mf will literally turn his head the other way if a girl comes near him, shouting about how he’s spoken for

Shadow

The biggest hothead. He says a lot of things he doesn’t mean in the moment, which will cause you to storm out and he’ll immediately regret it

The fight almost immediately escalates past hushed voices, swear words thrown around as you get in each other’s faces

He’ll get really upset, but he’ll mask it with being pissed off and angry, clashing pots around and acting like a literal baby. He doesnt want to admit it, but he always feels awful right after a fight. He knows youll need a bit of space after the intense shouting, so he’ll give you that space before even attempting an apology

Aggressively cares for you. Like he’ll say things like “I made food, it’ll taste like shit if you leave it, so I suggest you have it now” or “nope, I want the couch, I’m gonna watch something” he’ll never admit it, he just wants to make sure you’re alright even while fighting

If the two of you go to S while fighting, it’ll be very obvious. Usually you’re attached at the hip, but now you couldn’t be further apart. However, he’s still looking out for you, keeping an eye on you to make sure you’re alright. If you’re ever getting hit on by some creep, the fight is forgotten and he’s back at your side, daring the stranger to come any closer to you.

Reki is always the first to notice, poking him and pushing you over to him, trying to get the two of you to make up. Surprisingly, it actually does help clear the air

He can never stay mad at you for long though, he’s completely soft for you

Makes you bouquets to try and apologise. He’s taught you a lot about the meanings of flowers, so he’ll specifically pick ones with hidden meanings like “I’m sorry” or “I love you”

Not very good with verbal apologies. He knows when they’re needed though, and they are usually delivered through a series of grumbles and sad expressions. The thought is there though

Gives very gentle, long hugs after you make up. He’ll hold you close, suggesting a date or a movie to help the two of you relax

Miya

Literally the biggest bitch out of the six to fight with. He’s so petty, he will refuse to admit he’s wrong for the longest time. Once he’s in, there’s no accepting he’s not right

At least for a while anyway. He’ll start to feel bad once he sees just how upset you’re getting, frustrated with his inability to see anyone’s point of view but his own

King of the silent treatment. He’ll hide away behind his switch, drowning out his guilty thoughts with the white noise of animal crossing

He’ll skate to take his mind off things, practicing new tricks until he’s exhausted

Makes really snide remarks that have absolutely nothing to do with the argument. The type to bring up shit that happened 4 months ago just to help his case

Reki is usually the one to make him see sense, telling him just how petty he’s being, and that he cant get so defensive when he’s in the wrong. He knows this, obviously, he just can’t help it sometimes.

Although he’s not one for real apologies, he’ll slowly begin to stop ignoring you, bringing you small snacks or sending you funny things he saw on his phone. He’ll sit beside you, acting as if it was completely unintentional, but will slowly inch closer and closer until he’s curled up at your side, mumbling about how he wasn’t completely right after all

Will literally hit anyone who tries to comment on how the pair of you have made up, talking about how “its not even that big of a deal, just shut up”

Ad*m

Yall fought cause y’know. He’s ad*m

Sat outside your house with a speaker and an ugly ass sign. It started raining and his sign got ruined and his makeup ran

You broke up with him and he cried

Slipped in the rain while leaving <3

[cyarsk52-20]

Mind you, when the news was first announced that Meg had been shot you were on social media making jokes about her experiencing domestic violence.

Now when you become xxxtinct ima be first in line to laugh. You old miserable piece of shit!

Yall fqucking hate bw and it’s shows! I fqucking hate you back. Go to hell you irrelevant bastard!

It has already been proven that she was actually shot. X-rays, medical records, testimony from the actual surgeon, etc. None of that is enough. Because these people hate Black women. They don’t care about facts. They care about protecting a fellow “bro” aka abuser.

He deserves more than those nine shots. Y’all nigcels fqucking hate bw and it fqucking shows. I fqucking hate your ugly arss back you anti bw bastards and May karma and the ancestors strike you and your fellow nigcels down

the only reason these bitch ass niggas feel comfortable speaking on this case is because it’s a black woman.

let it have been one of their non-black, culture vulture ass sex dolls or even a nigga they respect, there would be no jokes.

and they have no reason to disrespect Meg.

y’all be showing your asses every day then invoke the “not all black men” line to dismiss the valid concerns of women who don’t see you putting effort in to protect us.

you’re the WEAKEST excuses for men i have ever seen and if it weren’t for your fame pre-2010, you’d be nobody.

“not all black men” my arsscheeks! Yes the fquck is yall and most of yall

I swear to god I hate all of yall

For every real man in the world there is ten of them punks

your music isn’t remarkable. you haven’t aged like fine wine, you haven’t released anything good that lasts longer than a two weeks in ten years, you aren’t a relevant voice in hip-hop, only hip-hop drama.

which is why you stick your gunpowdered nose into anything that screams “mess.”

this is your only in. your only niche. you’re a gossip girl. You’re a hot mess express. You’re a train wreck but you’re the type I’ll look away

shut the fuck up before i put a damn refrigerator magnet on your chest. i’m TIRED.

Everyday this man shows us why he was shot 9 times 🤦🏽‍♀️

He doesn’t know when to shut up and eat his food.

Someone should do it again I personally think he ain’t learned his lesson

RUN IT BACK!!!!!

i tried to be quiet since 2020 bc this is a legal case and a real life traumatic experience for another woman, but today i have time

this mf is such a bitch who hasn’t a decent hit since candy shop and people let him slide bc they think it’s funny. it’s not. had she died as a result of the injuries, this wouldn’t be a “whodunnit.”

they would post empty ass tweets about how violence in our community should cease. i hate these niggas sm.

i’m highly pissed.

i am so tired of you niggas.

SLEEPY AT YOUR EXISTENCE.

If there’s going to be men like you in heaven then i might as well go to the other place.

I’m still putting my boots on 50 neck i’m heated frfr bc WHAT IS THE REASON????

have you been persecuted in ANY WAY???????? unprovoked?!?!?!

Being dehumanized for no reason other than they don’t like you and they’re jealous of your success and they get off to your suffering

you niggas get shot off voluntary gang/drug shit but a women gets shot for humbling a bitch & you wanna make jokes.

you’re a pussy and those 9 lives are up.

this nigga built like a golf course with 9 holes and wants to target a black woman who is a victim.

that’s why he pissed. looking like 3 sheets of college ruled loose leaf.

#WeStandWithMegan

We need a stoppage of these ugly black men until we figure out what the hell’s going on

idc about a response, a drag, a roast, none of that shit. i just need you mfs to hear me bc what we’re witnessing is misogynoir in real time.

fuck these washed up niggas.

They can go to hell

My dad would never be like any of you hoe ass niggas. He would have never liked you biiich ass niggas. The father I have who’s been married to my mother for three years now is a real man and a real black man, something that I don’t see happening rn

i don’t have any friends in this wack ass industry so i have no reason to filter my thoughts and I never want them as friends. That industry is full of abusive toxic people who dckriding other abusers. You can’t convince me otherwise

call me messy or say i’m “always inserting myself into drama,” i really dgaf. you weird ass niggas need someone like me to bring you down to earth.

my thing is, your opinion is your own. But don’t think you can take your problematic views on the internet and not expect the facts that your dumb behind and you will never be dragged for it. why the fuck would you come to the internet to potentially put a victim through more scrutiny and vitriol for no motherfucking reason. Except for the fact that you hate her!

you are a dumb weak ass nigga, shut the hell up. You wanna be like ike turner so badly. Y’all know the horrible things that he did to his ex wife Tina turner. You think that men who beat, abused, harm, degraded, dehumanized, raped and murdered (or nearly murdered)women are cool, that’s the dick you enjoy riding and sucking and swallowing in your mouth, you worship that? You’re just BITCH made but have people blindly following their ignorant ass opinions!

you aren’t as uncheckable as you’d like to believe. No clown is untouchable from a dragging.

Ugh these anti bw pussies on social media, ugh, i’m finna throw aomething imma never forgive everyone who dehumanize meg

And to hell with jussie smollett too, high key!!! It’s already bad enough that he faked a hate crime against his race and sexual orientation but he did all this for attention and a salary increase for his show empire too?!? Yeah, because doing literally anything else is way too hard 🙄😒 this is the biggest slap in the faces of every single victim of hate crimes .

I don’t care if 50 cent apologized and had since taken it down, he should have never fqucking do it and considering the fact that he made light of her traumatic experience TWICE, it’s just noise. If he was really sorry he would have done better and never done it again. It’s Megan choice to forgive him or not. Me personally I’ll never forgive him and he’s worthy of hell

if you took even a second to read through the court proceedings, it wouldn’t be so confusing. as a figure in hip-hop, you should be responsible with how you use your platform.

targeting the victim of a shooting ain’t it and never will be.

i think you know that 9x over.

there is literally no reason to believe that a story that hasn’t changed & came out involuntarily is untrue.

i cannot imagine being

@theestallion

and having to see grown ass men cape for another not-so-grown ass man whose ego caused him to assault her with a deadly weapon.

you niggas can unkindly fuck off and talk about something that can be expressed at the 2.3 reading level you possess.

it’s tired, it’s triggering, it’s fuckin disgusting, and it needs to STOP. y’all been at it for 2 years.

your Leprechaun King is getting convicted. period

do you understand that if that drunken imbecile would’ve aimed differently and hit her fatally, this woman would be DEAD?

do you understand that this woman protected this man in the moment, showing more consideration than the law would EVER show you???

do you understand that the amount of trauma Meg has had to endure for year surmounts the internet games y’all decide to play?

any opinion that opposes an alleged victim prior to conviction or acquittal is DISRESPECTFUL as fuck.

i am sick of you bitch ass niggas and honestly if you died today I wouldn’t be sad

black men ESPECIALLY should have been holding Megan up and being gentle with her as she has had to deal with this all in the public eye.

instead, you’ve chosen to stay silent and only speak when your baseless disbelief can be used to discredit her.

you dismissing sensless violence towards a woman while posting shit on instagram every time you get into your pussy ass feelings about a grown man typing out something YOU dislike.

nigga, take a nap! you retired bc kanye outsold and even HE ain’t worth a damn. And both of them are bitches.

literally FUCK you!!! Go to hell. You deserve to get shot the TENTH TIME!

[illiterateaffairs]

Fic Recs

Hi! So this collection of fanfiction/reader inserts is more or less for my own use, but I figured I should share it with anyone who may want to read some fics of our shared favorite characters! As of now it includes Stiles Stilinski, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers. (when i’m back on my peter parker bs, it’s over) I will add to it every so often! :)

NONE OF THESE WORKS BELONG TO ME

Stiles Stilinski 

The Mistake by @were-cheetah-stiles | Completed Series

When Stiles Stilinski and Y/n Y/L/N were sixteen years old, they made a pact: if in twenty years, they were both still single and their friends had all gotten married, they would marry each other. At twenty-six, a turn of events and a wedding, change their entire lives.

Where Have You Been All My Life? / Part 2 by @mf-despair-queen​ | Two-Shot

Dad!Stiles x Reader

Six Nights by @duskholland | One-Shot

“We live on the same floor and the dorm between ours always has REALLY loud sex so now we’re both in the main lounge at two am do you want this last bite of ice cream?” aka the college AU that grew legs and went for a walk. 

Folders by @duskholland | One-Shot

“Okay, so, I know we’re roommates and very close to each other and whatever, but while you were out I was searching for my socks under your bed and I found THREE ENTIRE FILE FOLDERS all named “Plans I should put in action to finally seduce my hot roommate” and I would VERY much like to know the meaning of this.” 

Love at First Cuddle by @duskholland | One-Shot

Stiles is completely infatuated with his roommate.

Stay With Me by @staliafilms | One-Shot

you take care of stiles on his first night back from being taken by the ghost riders

The Couch by @thesewordsareallihavetogive | One-Shot

Stiles forgets something really important and y/n doesn’t take too kindly to it.

Bucky Barnes

Almost Had Me Believing It by @tuiccim | Completed Series

An undercover operation playing Bucky Barnes' wife is a dream come true. Playing house in the suburbs while trying to take down a drug ring brings you and Bucky closer but a nosy neighbor causes trouble in paradise.

The Witness by @wkemeup | Completed Series

Owner of a bar full of criminals, maybe you shouldn’t be surprised when you’re the sole witness to a hydra hit. Detective!Bucky AU

I’m With You by @wkemeup | Completed Series

When two strangers meet on a layover in the Charlotte Airport, they are sent on a whirlwind weekend filled with cancelled flights, an ex-boyfriend’s wedding, and a confrontational graduation. Modern AU

By Any Other Name by @wkemeup | Completed Series

When Agent Barnes is assigned undercover within Hydra, he finds himself drawn to the woman who doesn’t seem to belong in this world of violence, the wife to the head of Hydra… you. FBI!Bucky AU

Bingo + Game Night by @spilledkauffie | Two-Shot

You meet Bucky at Bingo

Adore You by @soap-bubble-nebula | Complete Series

Tony Stark’s genius daughter’s life is in danger. She’s quiet and anxious around people she doesn’t know, and must be handled with care. In an effort to prove to Tony that he can trust Bucky, Steve prompts Bucky to take the job. Though Bucky hates it at first, his feelings begin to shift as he gets to know her.

Harmless by @shurisneakers | Ongoing Series

Bucky volunteers to go stop a small time villain, but nothing can prepare him for what exactly he has to deal with. (Bucky x villain!reader)

Howlin For You by @invisibleanonymousmonsters | Completed Series

When Y/N gets an unreal deal on her first home, she wonders why her neighbor scared away all the other buyers. Despite being cautious, she wonders why the town has given Bucky Barnes a bad name.

A Touch of Ink by @deamstellarus | Completed Series

After a breakup with your ex, you decided to move to the small town where your long-time friend Sam lives, hoping for a change of pace and starting a new chapter in your life. You were prepared for a slower paced lifestyle, quaint diners, and a change of scenery. However, you didn't expect to be swept off your feet by two stunning pairs of blue-grey eyes.

Safe With Me by @bitsandbobsandstuff | Completed Series

When an unknown threat enters your life, protection is offered at the highest level. As Bucky Barnes comes into your life, the game changes, and you realize falling for the man tasked with keeping you safe is the last thing you expected.    

Who’s She and The Long Run by @itsapeterthing | Two-Shot

when sam gets injured during a mission and isn’t able to go to a hospital, bucky brings him and natasha to his own home to get cared for by his girlfriend, y/n, who he’s been keeping a secret.

Cobra Snake Necktie by @moteldwelling | Completed Series

bucky barnes is a magnet for danger, bad karma, and pretty woman. a motorcycle crash lands him in reader’s ER, and it looks like he might have just found himself a new game of high-stakes chase. only question is, who really is the blue eyed vagabond, and what could he possibly be hiding?

Steve Rogers

Slow Like Honey by @heli0s-writes | Completed Series

The gossip that buzzes around in the teacher’s lounge is that sweet, sensitive, divorcé Steve Rogers is hot-for-teacher. His daughter’s first-grade teacher, to be exact.

[zozophoenixxx]

Serotonin Booster :D🐉

How to train your dragon edition

Here are some things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Defenders of Berk✨

Not Astrid being pissed bc Fishlegs called her mean lmaooo

OMGGG "I would never call my father ridiculous. I'm calling my chief ridiculous" THE POWER OF THIS SCENE

The way Toothless just sat to look at the sunset.. Me too bby me too 🥺

Toothless and Thornado's shots combined was amazing!

"The first rule about the dragon flight club is that there is no dragon flight club"

Istg Meatlug and Fishlegs are made for each other

Baby whispering deaths!

OMG THEY JUST CAME UP WITH GRONCKLE IRON

I love seeing the origin of things ☺️

Wowww I just realized that Gobber has a unibrow

Sandstone makes glass

That shiny black rock makes another shiny black Rock, it also has Meatlug boiling

WOW a combination of multiple rock makes Meatlug a magnet

The way Hookfang pays more attention to Fishlegs than Snotlout is funny

Fishlegs on Toothless!!!!

"TOO MUCH FURY, TOO MUCH FURY!" JAHDHDHAH

Awwww love how Fishlegs feels happy abt being needed

DAGUR'S BACK AHH

I never understood why Dagur called Hiccup his brother but it's kinda funny

Young hiccup actually fighting is pretty badass and that shield 🥴

The way they were all trying to get Gobber to shower lmaooo

Gobber saved Gustav's life and Fishleg saved Astrid's

Am I the only one that finds the whispering deaths kinda funny, like yes they're scary but these mfs have tiny wings, a big ass head, are covered in spines and can't see like-

Newly hatched whispering deaths can be more deadly that adults bc they can't control their jaws or spines

WOW WOW WOWWWW A WHITE WHISPERING DEATH - Titanwing whispering death with red eyes OMG NO NO THIS IS THE SCREAMING DEATH I KNEW IT ‼️‼️

Wow but the pain in Snotlout's eyes 🥺

Monstrous nightmares are stoker-class dragons

Fireworms get brighter the closer they get to each other

Ohhhhh now I get the history behind Hookfang and the fireworms queen's connection

"You're not just another sword, Hookfang"

Awww the fireworm queen saved Hookfang, I ship them now JSHDHSHS

BABY ASTRID!! 🥺🥺🥺 AWWW

Flightmare - follows the glowing algae caused by Aurvandil's fire, sprays a paralyzing mist to those who it considers a threat to its survival

Aurvandil's fire = Aurora Borealis

YES ASTRID BEAT SNOTLOUT UP

Hiccup: Well, you know, Astrid, uh, training dragons isn't the only thing I think about.

Astrid: Are you actually saying that to me with a straight face?

JAHSHAHAJAJ I SWEAR I LOVE THESE TWO the way both of them said these lines I can't ✋🏼😂

The way she said the exact same thing as her uncle and even took on the name I-

I have this headcanon that bc I'm pretty sure Astrid's parents were barely mentioned in the shows or movies that her uncle was the person that was there for her the most which is another reason why it upset her to see people making fun of him

Why does whenever Astrid gets shot by a dragon she always tries to hit it off like her axe is a baseball bat? 😂

Hiccup saving Astrid in the flightmare ep🥺🥺🥺🥺

GLOWY TOOTHLESS AND GLOWY STORMFLY AND GLOWY MEATLUG ARE ADORABLE

Awww I love how Hiccup makes sure to mention the fact that "Fearless Fin Hofferson was indeed fearless, just like all the Hoffersons" 🥺🥺🥺 STOP AND THEN SHE SMILES AND HE PROCEEDS TO PUT HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER I-🥴🥴🥴

I love how they're always interrupted whenever they're about to say a bad word

Lil terrible terrors are adorable 🥺

The fact that what they were trained for was actually useful it's crazy

Astrid: "no one is kissing me on the lips ever!!" HHSHAHAH ASTRID WHY U LYING

I feel like we don't appreciate how smart Hiccup actually is, and I don't mean that dragon-wise or building stuff-wise I mean in general. I'm in ep9 and they're finding old dragon traps to get rid of them and there was a lil breeze and he was like "there's a dry hot wind coming in from the north. It hasn't rained in 2 months. This is definitely fire weather." like how- am I the only one that would've been like okok a nice warm breeze 😩

Dude the typhoomerangs are so scary and huge wtf

I KNEW HE WAS TORCH

Torch actually built a lil relationship with Tuff just for that but of time I love it

WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SEE THE SKRILL!! I love it it's one of my favorite dragons :D

I never understood why fishlegs says his name when he's excited

Skrills - The skrill was first found frozen, it's the symbol of the Berserkers, it can stay safely frozen for decades because of their internal body temperature, can't redirect any lightning if it's in the water 😳

Y'all the skrill and the nightfury have gotta be related somehow, they're probably like cousins or sum. I mean the night fury is the "unholy offspring of lighting and death" and the skrill can control lightning AND TECHNICALLY TOOTHLESS CAN TOO REMEMBER HTTYD 3 + they also have similar physical characteristics at least Imo.

Dude this dragon is so badass 😌🤩🥰😩🥴❣️🤍🤝 I'm literally so obsessed

Wow one of the first times I see the twins actually doing sum useful

The way the shots combine🥴

Dagur has misophonia - condition where people experience intense negative emotions for sounds such as eating, chewing, loud breathing or even repeated pen-clicking [ep11]

Oh wow so they originally trapped the skrill in this show i didn't know

Wait but baby Gustav is actually adorable wtf and the fact that he and Snotlout have matching Viking hats

OMG SEE NOW I'M SEEING GUSTAV'S ORIGIN WITH HIS DRAGON AND HIS DESIRE TO BECOME A RIDER

Fanghook🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ruff puts fish oil on her hair to get "a greasy unwashed look"

Really hate when Snotlout doesn't accept no for an answer

THE HAND THING AHHHH I LOVE IT this time is Ruff and a scauldron

Ok guys so I did this with mi friend's puppy who I accidentally scared enough to make him piss himself and I'm pretty sure I traumatized him and now when I'm around the poor dog tries to get as far away from me as possible but one day we were kinda bonding although he still wouldn't let me pet it AND I DID THE HAND THING BECAUSE WHY NOT AND THIS LIL MF ACTUALLY PUTS HIS FACE IN MY HAND- I screamed and he left again🥺😂 BUT IT DID WORK

Scauldy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰😌☺️🤩🤍

Ok but ruffnut with short hair 🤩

Speedstingers

Also the way Astrid ran up to Hiccup in the ep14

Wait but the scene whenever they're fighting the Speedstingers and Fishlegs says they're too fast but Hiccup's like "not for a nightfury" and then they show Toothless dodging the Speedstinger's attack AND THEN THEY SHOW HICCUP PROTECTING HIMSELF WITH HIS SHIELD WHICH GETS THROWN AWAY BUT RIGHT THERE TOOTHLESS CATCHES IT AND THROWS IT BACK TO HICCUP who's like "Thanks bud" 🤩🤩🤩 literally so badass go watch it!! It's ep14 frozen min 17:40

I really liked the relationship Snotlout and Astrid created with each other's dragon 🥺

HOOKFANG'S WINGBLAST AND STORMFLY'S SINGLE-SPINESHOT ARE HELLA BADASS... I love how they worked together this time 🥺

DUDE JAHDHSJAJJJSA ppl really underestimate Ruff's cleverness, this bish really gets Tuff to do the dumbest things just to enjoy looking at him hurting himself JAHDHSJAH😂

TOOTHLESS REALLY JUST BIT AN EEL'S HEAD OFF TO SAVE HICCUP🥺

Baby toothless is high🥺

"Uh, okay. That one was a little close to the one good leg" JAHDHAHSHA ISTG I LOVE THIS DUDE

Johan hates Snotlout for breaking his stuff

Tuff got Macey the Mace from Trader Johan

Astrid looks hot without her shoulder pads

Ok but Dagur looks so weird without his viking hat in this show

The baby thunderdrums are adorable - BING BAM AND BOOM

NOOO STOICK JUST LEFT THORNADO 🥺

OHHH SO ALVIN WAS ACTUALLY FROM BERK and he was Stoick's best friend

Snotlout and Hiccup are parallels of Alvin and Stoick

Ok but that trick Snotlout did was amazing, he really had Hookfang do a lil typhoomerangs move and then the wingblast🤩

I FINISHED IT OMG NOW ONTO RTTE!!

[arosmoon]

🍁 astrology observations 🍁

A/N: i always love reading these because im interested in people's experiences and what they've noticed so i thought i'd hop along the trainnn :)

DISCLOSURE: these are my OPINIONS and common traits i've noticed regarding people who shared these placements. If said something about your placement doesn’t mean you HAVE to be like that, we’re all different!

also this is my first one so im doing my best here ladies and gents :)

💥 leo sun/1st/7th/11th house people attract a LOT of simps on the internet. if ykyk 😗

💥 12th house suns are SOOOO magnetically attracted to each other it's insane.

I have personal experience with this!

💥 fire moons actually tend to be the most chill people in my experience

just don't poke the bear lmao

💥 pisces moons in particular are SOOO MESSY!! Physical appearance is kept quite neat, but their space, oh lordy-

my mom has many virgo placements/virgo dominant and even tho she has an obsession with cleaning, she's ALWAYS the one leaving clothes, cups, wrappers, etc.

💥 capricorn mercuries tend to over explain everything often unnecessarily.

not even in a bad way its just kinda funny

💥 the aqua suns, scorpio moons i've met are SO GOOD at detaching from their emotions, looking at them almost in a 3rd person type of light.

💥 i feel like libra suns are often walked/talked over with how socially moldable they are. same goes for libra mars except they're more chill/dgaf abt it.

💥 aries moons have such intense emotions and very little control. poorly developed, they don't care who gets caught in the explosion of their outbursts. *sips tea*

💥still aries moons are some of the most honest people and always end up owning up to thier shit one way or another. 👏👏

💥 libra mars are SO GOOD AT STAYING IN THE MIDDLE/OUT OF DRAMA!

as an aries mars i am  j e a l o u s .

💥 VIRGO PLACEMENTS (ESP MERCURY) ARE SO STUBBORN IN THEIR BELIEFS! this is because they are such traditionalists so basically its their way or the high wayy~

💥 pisces moons always have a victim mentality in some way shape or form. its like the world revolves around ur mf emotions or smth??

in my experiences ofc. sorry bb :/

💥 mars in the first natives radiate such masculine energy regardless of gender.

💥 conversely, venus in the first radiates very feminine/soft energy.

energy doesnt reflect gender or appearance, this is just the aura you give off :)

💥 undeveloped pisces venus will literally get depressed if they don't have someone/something to daydream about/plan for themselves.

💥 poorly developed cancer suns can be so emotionally manipulative aND PETTY!

💥 i love my cancers tho dont get me wrong :(

yall are the loves of my god damn life. 😔

💥 libra risings always give off such a beautiful and sexy aura YALL ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.

💥 leo risings just ☀️ s h i n e ☀️

💥 12th house mercuries can be sooo awkward sometimes/have trouble w/ communicating.

💥 communication flows really easy w/ 1st and especially 11th house mercuries.

💥 leo mars (usually males) are hella possessive and overly cocky, facade or not.

change my mind jk bitch u cant ;)

💥 aqua risings are present yet so incredibly distant in social situations. like yeah you're on the same physical plane but they just vibing somewhere else in their mind lmaoo.

💥 leo suns always get attention and either LOVE it or absolutely HATE it- depends on house and aspects, but they get it either way.

💥 attraction to people that have their sun as your sun sign/sister sign is absoLUTELY REAL.

you can also go in depth with similar sign synastry, but i'm no expert at that lmao

💥 inheriting genetic placements is really common! ex: i'm the daughter of two aquarius suns with earth dominance and water moons, I’m a cap sun, moon, mercury with aqua rising and a water venus.

💥 pisces suns are hit or miss for me. they are such dreamy and creative people, but poorly developed can be quite delusional, moody, and always acting like they're out of place.

💥 venus in the first people tend to loveee aesthetics and often have thier own that stands out to others.

even if they don't see it themselves! ❣

💥 gemini venus individuals are always friendzoning or getting friendzoned. smh.

💥 mars in the 3rd house people tend to have deeper/soothing voices for their gender.

esp. taurus mars/house

💥 libra moons are literally so sweet.

that's it, thats the observation.

🍁 c. @arosmoon -> | 10.15.20 | 🍁