#THIS IS STRICKLY CANONICAL

[hooodooo]

Mcytblr's fanart fest day 3 !! Cake !! Beeduo wedding inspired by doodlebloo's fic wedding bells !! Go read it !! It's on AO3 !!

[total-drama-brainrot]

i now wanna hear your very long character analysis on how the drama machine affected alejandro

Yeah alright.

So I haven't actually watched All-stars, but I did skim through this video to get a feel for Alejandro's characterisation in it, since All-stars is the only canonical material we get from Alejandro post Drama Machine.

And by skim I really do mean skim; I was mostly looking out for signs of his imprisonment's influence, which for the most part seems to be as follows:

His legs fell asleep.

He developed a minor case of agoraphobia, mostly in the context of sleeping in open spaces.

His standards of human interaction have plummeted; something he's aware and accepting of.

Interestingly enough, he doesn't really seem to acknowledge the volcano itself (outside of an offhanded comment) or the injuries he got from the explosion. His focus is solely on his time in the suit, not what out him there in the first place. He even skirts over a memory loss issue, which could contribute to this.

I'll tackle these three points in more detail, and then give examples of how they can be developed into actual characterisation points instead of (for the most part) gags.

Number one; Leggy McLatin and the paraplegia scheme.

Alejandro's inadvertant and unintentional escape from the Drama Machine, and subsequent readmission into the competition (as himself, instead of as the machine) is, for the most part, entirely focal on the fact that his legs no longer work after his year of entrapment. It's a big deal - or, at least, as big of a deal as any injury or ailment can be in the context of Total Drama, considering that he doesn't miraculously get better in the span of an episode. Of course, we learn fairly early on that he's faking the paraplegia, but it's fairly heavily implied that his legs really were asleep initially (and that, in all likelihood, the massage we see him getting from an intern is what "wakes them up").

What's interesting about this particular plotline choice is that it would, realistically, be entirely feasable for Alejandro to have mobility issues after spending a year inside a robot.

Now, I'm no doctor, nor do I have any formal medical training, but I do know that not being able to move your body for an extended period of time results in a serious case of muscle atrophy. We see in canon that Alejandro was essentially locked in a seated position for the year; his arms, head and (assumedly) torso had place to move around, but he couldn't really stretch out his legs. This would explain the "weakness" of his legs in the first episode - i.e. their wobbliness, and the fact that they couldn't hold up Alejandro's body weight. The numbness he cites would be explained by poor circulation - again caused by him being sat down for a solid twelve months.

Or it could be nerve damage from the eruption, but given that Alejandro doesn't seem to have any long-term issues that stem from the volcano itself, it's unlikely.

So it can be assumed that the numbness of his legs was offset by the massage he gets after the first challenge. The masseuse kickstarts the blood circulation back into his legs, resulting in him regaining sensation in them - enough feeling to notice a crab pinching at his feet.

And, if I really want to reach into headcanon territory/realism, the reason he keeps up the "ruse" is because, despite having feeling in his legs, the muscles there are still fairly atrophied and he has a lot of trouble walking, let alone running, for extended periods of time. Though, as it stands, any long-term impact on his health would be entirely headcanon/fanon territory, due to the nature of the show itself.*

Then there's the psychological aspect to consider. Alejandro's a very prideful person by design - that's evident in both the way he portrays himself and the physical standards he holds himself to. Having use of half of his body stripped away from his is bound to be distressing, perhaps even traumatising. Hence why he tries to make himself as useful to the team as possible despite still recovering; he needs everyone to see that he's still capable.

Eventually his legs fully recover, because this is Total Drama and things like "realistic healing processes" and "lasting damage" don't seem to exist in-universe.

Number two; snug as a bug in a rug.

Alejandro's shown to have started sleeping in a sleeping bag throughout All-stars. He even canonically states that he needs to, because of his time in the Drama Machine. He cites that sleeping whilst srpawled out makes him uncomfortable, unspokenly referring to the fact that, for a year, he'd only had the option to sleep in an incredibly cramped position/environment.

This is interesting since, for the most part, you'd assume that someone held in close-quaters captivity would develop claustrophobia instead of a form of agorophobia, and yet Alejandro seems to have internalised the need to be in an enclosed space to sleep. Maybe it's symptom of just how long be was encased for - a year is a long time - or maybe it started out as claustrophobia, but the indefinate nature of his captivity morphed the initial fear into a twisted sort of coping mechanism.

It begs the question; what else can't Alejandro do in open spaces?

Is he perpetually uncomfortable with the openness of the outside world? Does he resort to hermiting himself into closed-off corners and enclosed rooms, just to feel a semblence of normalcy after he escapes the confines of the Drama Machine? Would he take to wearing tighter but more concealing clothing, just to immitate the feeling/pressure of being trapped in a too-tight enclosure?

Is his need for a snug sleeping space indicitive of him missing his isolated imprisonment?

Which brings us nicely into the third point.

Number three; long-term isolation and the effects thereof.

Alejandro explodes out of a glorified toaster and one of the first things he really comments on is Heather's off-putting personality and her facial hair. In a positive manner. He's so starved for human contact that he attaches himself to the first "friendly"/familiar face he sees, which in this case is Heather, and focuses on the aspects of her that make her human.

If he were a "weaker man", I have no doubt Alejandro would be clambering for attention from his team, mostly for proof that he's no longer completely isolated. It's a well-documented phenomenon; people who experience a long time in isolation, or who suffer through long periods of loneliness, become desperate for socialisation (and physical contact), to the point their immune systems and biological rhythyms (from circadian to infradian) start to deteriorate.

Realistically, Alejandro would've come out of the Drama Machine a desperate and sickly mess, riddled with insomnia and paranoia and incredibly touch-starved. But, as established, the show isn't exactly true-to-life when it comes to things like this, so...

As it stands, the fact that he emerged from his prison and immediately jumped back into his charming persona attests more to the fact that his flirtatious act is so deeply ingrained into his psyche than it does to his mental wellbeing. It could be argued that he's using the same act/mask/persona as a tether to his old self and an anchor to normalcy, as he'd likely crumble into an inconsolable mess without the scaffolding of his "TV personality" keeping him upright (metaphorically of course, as Alejandro is in fact not upright in the show. He's upside down for the majority of his time on All-stars).

Or maybe he's just built different? Who's to say.

We don't exactly know what went down during his year away, so it's impossible to make any concrete statements as to whether Alejandro was afforded the luxury of other people's company, or if he really was kept 100% isolated in the machine. The only thing we do know is that he likely had access to a phone, though didn't have the capability of using it without assistance, since he calls Heather out for never trying to contact him but also states the impossibility of him doing the same in turn.

Number four; lava damage and the lack thereof.

It's sort of explained during his scene at the end of World Tour, but Alejandro's whole "being trapped in the Drama Machine" deal - alongside being a parody of the scene where Anakin Skywalker is first put into the Darth Vader suit - is stated to be for his own benefit. He's essentially being locked away into a healing suit. Again, just like Anakin - they both even sport similar burn wounds.

He mentions at the beginning of All-stars that he doesn't really remember being put into the machine, and it's safe to assume that the majority of his time in the contraption is likely fuzzy to him as well; being fully concious of complete isolation for a whole year would be enough to drive anyone completely mad, and Alejandro is decidedly not insane (for the most part). Ergo, it's also a safe assumption that the inner mechanisms of the Drama Machine act as a sort of stoporous healing chamber, keeping Alejandro semi-concious and healing his various lava burns over the course of his concealment.

Sort of like a medical coma. Inside of a robot. A portable medical coma.

The "healing properties" would also justify why Alejandro's whole body hadn't deteriorated from muscle atrophy, or developed any (visible) burn scars from his stint in the Hot Sauce. Of course, as far as burn scars go, unless they're significantly deep they do tend to fade into near-invisibility over time. That, paired with the ~magical healing properties~ of his confinement, likely resulted in his lava burns scarring over into insignificance.

Then again, I once again have to take cartoon logic into account - the show itself likely just didn't consider the semi-realistic consequences of a year of entrapment, and wanted Alejandro to be near-enough the same character he was at the end of World Tour before the consequences™.

The main point here is this; Alejandro doesn't seem to remember the majority of his injuries following the volcano eruption in the World Tour finale, or if he does he's had a year of semi-conciousness to work through his thoughts and feelings on the matter, and as a result he doesn't seem to carry any (reasonable) trauma regarding lava, volcanoes, or other related stimuli.

He does, however, retain some "quirks" from his time in the machine.

Number five; an overview.

Alejandro comes out of the Drama Machine with a surprisingly little amount of visible trauma, both in terms of physical damage/scarring and observable mental changes.

He developed a very minor case of agoraphobia, spurned on by him becoming accustomed to existing in a very small, very cramped space, but otherwise attunes himself to the outside world incredibly fast.

Is this probably related to his social training, as a diplomat's son, and his heavy reliance on a "suave and charming" persona. He's likely battling with a lot of internal issues throughout the season, but squahing down his inner turmoil under his determination to win, which explains how/why he falls so easily into his scheming mindset - it, in and of itself, is a coping mechanism, though not a very healthy one.

*The paralysis of his legs was in all likelihood genuine, and a result of poor circulatory issues and minor muscular atrophy, which was almost immediately treated by the masseuse intern after the first challenge. Realistically (and how many times have I said that word) he'd have some lasting weakness in his legs, and maybe require the use of a mobility aid and/or physiotherapy. This is not the case, because... Total Drama.

There are subtle signs of the mental impact of his imprisonment, mostly in his immediate attachment to Heather (despite her taking away his reproduction privileges the last time they spoke, and her being Heather) and his innate need to prove himself as useful/capable despite his gameplan riding on him appearing pitiable and unthreatening (due to his "sleepy legs"). He's so starved for social interaction and validation that his actions are directly contradictory to his gameplans.

Though in the case of his Heather attachment, he could just be like that. He was also fairly infatuated with her in the latter half of World Tour, and the pineapple scene speaks for itself.

In conclusion; Alejandro is either completely goated and (for the most part) just shrugged off the trauma of being trapped in a tiny box for a year, or he was already so traumatised that the imprisonment was just another needle in his haystack of turmoil.

[dodgerboxd]

i could talk for a Very long time about Wilson having OCD. he has it.   to me. to me he has it.

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

about kiss - im imagining El leaning towards him wanting to kiss him, and dustin being like “wait! waitwait wait, i have an idea i want to try” and el is confused but nods, and sees how dustin jumps off and on the ground and straightens up proudly and then looks at her “ok u stay there. now we can kiss” and el’s brows go up, but she smiles bc its so silly and him, and she just leans and kisses him properly <3

okay hi!!!

(im asking from main btw! polyamorous el here!)

so, idk if u saw tags under your posts but im absoultely invented in your stranger things spiderverse au AND SO HERE COMES THE QUESTION

i love dustins backstory, but u didn't tell anything about his relationship with el so im curious how it works for him! bc we already know that mike will try to stand far from will bc we doesnt want to lose him but it will be too hard for both of them, but what about dustin? will he catch some feelings for el? and if he'll do, will he try to not pursue any romantic relationship with her bc he would be scared that what happened to suzie will happen to El as well?

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sorry kinda excited about it. anyway, love your little comic <3

OMFG HIIII SOMEONE WHO IS AS OBSESSED WITH HENDERHOP AS ME??? A DREAM COME TRUE 🥰

Also I completely forgot to add Henderhop to their backstories so my bad! ^^’ I do want to expand their backstories with more comics in the future! But for now I’ll just ramble here 😛

In Dustin’s universe, he’s really good friends with Will and El, he knows Mike through Eddie, and seeing his good friend as another Spider-Man is endearing to him so he visits Mike in his universe a lot to get away from most things-

However in his universe he and El are good friends but never get the chance to talk considering she is still with Mike, at first- he was never interested in relationships after everything that happened with Suzie, it was too hard to bare at the time. He was out of it for the most part- he drifted away from Mike, El, Will and all of his friends. However when he went into the Spiderverse with Mike and met this El- they sort of began to bond. Mike and Will had their own problems trying to avoid each other, but realized that avoiding the problem won’t fix anything, they try to make amends as best they can together. With Lucas and Max trying to fix things as well they are sort of stuck in the middle and decided to support each other, Dustin began to open up to El because she was the only one who was there to listen and genuinely understand. She told him what she went through too, they finally found someone on equal footing with each other.

It began to shift into a more complex friendship, he would visit her universe just to talk, and she would do the same.

They both agreed to keep their relationship strictly as friends, until Dustin would be up at night thinking about her, his feelings became mixed and it troubled him, he confronted El saying how scared he was to loose her as well.

He could never imagine the world without her in it and it scared him. “The world needs Spider woman. But what happens when I need her more?”

She felt his anguish, but from what they’ve seen from Will and Mike, trying to avoid anything and each other doesn’t solve anything, it hurts more to stop.

“Then why stop?”

She told him that Spider man or no, they are people too, sure they aren’t normal but who cares? They have each others backs and understand each other more than anyone else in the world. Maybe that’s worth more than something?

Yes they do get together! And they stay together! They have minor bumps in the road in their relationship but they communicate and pull through it together, they understand everyone around them more than they know, what they see around them makes their relationship stronger, and they teach each other a lot of things, El’s relationship with Hopper gets stronger because Dustin tells her to keep the people she loves the most close to her. And in return, she tells him to open up to his close ones, allowing him to build up the courage to talk to Steve.

They are just such a cute ship and I think they would be the most healthy relationship but that’s my opinion lolll

Also they would do the iconic upside down Spiderman kiss except Dustin would jump back onto the ground so they can do the kiss <3

And they hold hands the most out of everyone, the first time they talked they held hands as sort of support and understanding of each other, it became their connection to hold each other tight and never let go. :)

Hope that answers your question!! Sorry it’s long but I love to talk about their stories aaaaaaa I will make more art of them and of the others as well because I love them too much- thanks for the question :D

[bibibbon]

when it comes to the traitor reveal, I feel like revealing it during the training camp would’ve been too early but while the canonical reveal is okay timeline wise it’s also kind of too late? but with how the tightly packed the timeline & events of manga goes, I’m not exactly sure when it’ll be the best time to reveal it?

especially since it seems like shigaraki doesn’t utilize yuga’s spy status? either because he has no use for yuga post-kamino (especially with himiko’s existence, gestures to himiko infiltrating the license exam), had no way to get into contact with the aoyamas, or maybe afo didn’t tell him about the ua spy (or maybe even shigaraki saw the aoyamas as strickly afo’s property and didn’t want to (or couldn’t) get involved? idk?)

anyways, where in the canonical timeline would you have put the traitor reveal?

au where the lov uses the aoyama residents as their primary hideout pre-mla arc when-

The more I think about it the more I start to realise that horikoshi revealing the UA traitor plot line after the vigilante arc isn't the problem but the problem is that the plot point felt and was heavily neglected.

We get hints of there being a traitor among UA during the training camp arc by present mic meaning that if that plot point was resolved within that arc it would be incredibly rushed and wouldn't of had time to fully breathe and be developed especially because the moment in itself is framed as mic being too paranoid.

Ultimately, horikoshi, from this point, starts to slowly build up yuuga and his role very indirectly, whether that be through yuuga's hero name of ✨️i can't stop twinkling ✨️or yuuga consistently breaking the 4th wall.

While these are small little hints spewed here and there in the story they aren't further developed or we don't get much attention to them as mha slowly branches out from class 1a making the plot point feel quite deattached.

Other than this, yuuga also has some weird gag scenes that draw a sense of uncomfortable aurora around him. This can mainly be seen with the way that he interacts with izuku. He gives him cheese and sneaks to his room. He also is quickly to see right through him and connect the dots that izuku must have been formerly a quirkless guy.

Yuuga perfectly ends up encapsulating a character that's a bit suspicious but not enough to really raise any warning bells. Ultimately, it just ends up making it look like he is being himself, especially with how he seems to seemingly fabricate lies and truths together because he genuinely did start to care for 1A but he is also a spy that has given accurate information to the leauge.

Now I think my main problem is that we don't see yuuga interact with the league at all or get eird messages. We don't see shigaraki utilise the resources he has when he easily could, and we don't see a lot of yuuga's own perspective at all. For example, we don't know how yuuga retold the information and it would of been hella interesting if we saw yuuga's active conflicting feeling of fear and obeying orders due to that and with sheer regret and guilt.

Did yuuga try and distance himself and not form close relationships with 1A because he felt guilty? He felt like a sheep in wolves clothing. He was a student at heart, he loved UA, he loved the classes, the teachers, but he has no autonomy having to actively tear down what he loves to protect himself and his family.

They made a deal with a devil, and now he pays the price being haunted by what's to come. I imagine that the events that played out during and after the war arc must have done a great deal to his mental health, completely breaking down and engulfing him in guilt. He probably blames himself for the deaths and injuries of so many heroes because if he could do something, this wouldn't happen.

It seems like the plot kind of forgets about yuuga in all honesty, especially when they had himiko break in and infiltrate the exam. It would have been interesting to see why that happened. My theory is that shigaraki started to develop some doubts about the information yuuga was providing and wanted someone he could trust to infiltrate and cause a bit of chaos while also checking up on yuuga in a way. This could have been a great moment to show tensions between yuuga and the league.

[fictionkinfessions]

being nonbinary in both canon and now yet always getting misgendered.. im begging im not a feminine boy im agender please. guys. my pronouns arent even strickly they/them im just asking to not be gendered or called a guy/girl. BECAUSE IM NOT HELP

- respectfully, a party noob fictkin

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[appatary8523]

It never fails to amaze me how people takes fiction so seriously. Some guys are like "But "X" character (did something awful) to "Y" character in canon, you can't ship them/make them friends/change anything between them"

My buddy, you realize that's the point of fandoms? Take the source material and turn it into whatever you want and have fun with it?

I get the point of respecting the source material, but sticking strickly to it sometimes is so lame. Where's the fun? The creativity? The room to explore other possibilities?

[wurstigdurstig]

I love your works!!! Im curious if you will write about Sunday as a trailblazer or a stellaron hunter if the story ends up putting him in either of the group? (And potentially with a ship owo) Or you will be strickly interested in IPC Sunday! I love everything you have written so far ahh thank youu!! =͟͟͞͞♡

thank you very much! I will also do stuff relating to canon should he be a trailblazer or stellaron hunter. It's just currently more fun for me to imagine Sunday as an office drone 😭

[jenny-from-the-bau]

no fr like i like reid i do think he's attractive but he would not be good at sex. he's not a dom nor a top nor a sex god. if the reid fans wouldnt fuck him unless he's a topping dominant sex wizard with a horse schlong then i dont think they actually wanna fuck reid, they just want the idea of him. like. look at him. he's a two pump chump at best. he would cry after sex and explain why (hormones) while he's mid-sob. and i'd still fuck him tbh. early seasons canon reid my beloved fanon reid my beloathed

yeah, I like him before he became strickly fan service. Like even his bad stuff early on would be okay if he had learned and grown from it.

That is a man who needs his hand held, for sure. I'm dying at the "I'd still fuck him tbh" because it's so real. He's like... he truly is a boy toy and that's fine! Let him be someone's boy toy! Nothing wrong with that! he is not a fucking shibari sex god who makes you call him daddy a;dkjf

early seasons canon reid my beloved!! Fanon/late seasons reid my BELOATHED

[sorcerous-caress]

Semi-related to the bob debacle I really hate pepole that label the companions as ayersexual/tavsexual they are all queer individuals! That shouldn’t be erased and ignored but it especially egregiously for poor Bob who canonically has male love interest.

Especially when it's people who never paid attention to his dialogue or done his romance who claim that bobtarion isn't queer with a clear preference for men.

People can't deal with bi/pan characters fr. They either claim he never liked men bc they didn't see it, so it must have never happened! So he is straight in their views.

Or people who ignore the word "preference" and instead run to the hills with the rest of the sentence, claiming he is strickly gay and any bobtarion ships with women and non-men are homophobic.

I'm literally bi with clear preference for men, yet I've mostly dated women. Being bi with preference isn't hetro/gay with extra spice.

Like I genuinely believe that even in a world where playersexual wasn't the norm, bobtarion would still be queer and like all genders.

The playersexual thing started as a good thing in games, especially with their accidental inclusiveity by making everyone and their grandma bi or pan. But now people are using it as a cheap excuse to erease character's queerness?

Saying the company is just pandering to the audience and not actually being inclusive so you should definitely believe their headcanon when they tell you this character is straight/gay and ignore the canon.

Like fuck dude why are you walking backwards? Even if that theory was correct, why erease the accidental queer representation??? Why force this biphobia on something because the company may not have had the purest intentions.

Also just so we are clear, Larian doesn't do playersexual, not until Divinity 2 and Baldur's Gate 3. All their old games besides it had a romance restriction based on gender.

So I genuinely believe they actually meant it in a queer way when they made the characters attracted to all genders. Because they never did it before in any other Baldur's Gate game! They had no reason or expectation to do it now. They're not in it just for the money either because Baldur's Gate was a cult classic rather than a known title like Assassin's creed. The game in early access flew under the radar for so many years! And all characters were queer since day fucking one!

And each character expresses some of their queerness in their own way. The most vocal about it is bobtarion, so it's so fucking wild to me how people go "actually it's problematic of you to assume he is queer just bc he is flamboyant" my brother in christ what plane of existence do you live on? Did we play the same game?? When did him being flamboyant or feminine ever come up in this conversation of his queerness? I swear half these people didn't even bother playing the game, and the other half never did his romance.

No one is "headcanoning" bobtarion as bi and queer bc we saw a hint of eyeliner on his upperlid. We literally know he is queer bc he metaphorically is screaming it at the top of his lungs during all of the acts. He literally flirts with Wyll and Gale during Act 1 so many times.

Shadowheart hits on Karlach! Which is besides the point, but I felt like bringing it up because she too gets treated as "fanon lesbian but canon hetro" character when she is so fucking bi/pan in canon.

People are so used to companies never including queer characters that they are ereasing actual queer representation by lumping it as merely "playersexual pandering" and belitting their queerness by claiming it's just headcanons when it is in the fucking game in canon.

[toxicshipsincorporated]

Just curious but has it not been established many times now that Astarion is canonically pansexual? I know for a fact that Neil Newbon has made official statements confirming that Astarion is pansexual. I understand that Larian has backed this up as well? Also, if you don't romance either him or Lae'zel and their both single, they'll sleep with each other on the night of the tiefling party. He will hit on and flirt with Lae'zel, Karlach, and Shart. I'm positive that there's dialogue lines stating that he took both male and female victims to bed. Anyway this is just my long way of saying that Astarion is definitely attracted to women too. It's /canon/ that he's pansexual. So anyone harassing people over romancing him with a female Tav are dumbasses who need to touch so much grass

Honestly anon, like...fuck canon. It very well may be that Astarion has a canon sexual orientation, idk. He seems to be very unsure and disconnected from his sexuality imo. Makes sense since he got turned when he was a teen in elf years and then used as a honey pot for 200 years.

But this is fandom. We are in the realm of "everything's made up and the point don't matter" ya know? So for me, even if Astarion was canonically only into men (which...like this man will still be down to fuck if you're a mindflayer), if a someone wants to write a fic where he falls in love with a female character, who cares! That's how they wanna play with the dolls? Let them.

Other way around, if someone wants to write Astarion as strickly gay, GO FOR IT!! idk why the concept of just....letting ppl do what they want and find/make what them want is so....difficult for ppl.

sorry for the rant anon ahahah

[thesilverlady]

Hello! 👋 I've been away for a while due to uni exams but I came back to some... interesting anon asks to say the least and wanted to address it.

if you go to my profile the first thing you see if this:

I know this may seem peculiar to some but there are people who can enjoy both canon and fanon stuff. How? Well, I personally seperate these two into categories and have found lots of joy in it.

In my time away certain people have found some of my book based edits I had made in the past and expressed their support - to which I'm so happy and greatful for.

As a result however, I have tons of anon asks, some more aggressive and hostile than others, demanding how I'm able to create canon content and then have the "audacity" to go off and create content for crackships as well.

My sanity and morality has been questioned for shipping a "murderer" to their "victim" (i suppose that's lucemond + rhaegon) and a "grommer" to a child" (i suspect that must be either daemyra or Rhaegar x Lyanna) while I've been non so nicely asked to "go to therapy".

First of all, I think yall should set up a gofundme and pay for the therapy you're all so desperate for me to get.

Secondly, you people are the reason why normal fans refrain from creating content in the first place. Y'see crack shippers have never insulted me for liking canon pairs. And just ignore & mute if they don't like a ship. I wish you could do the same.

Thirdly, the fact that I have people who ship Laena/Daemon, Rhaenyra/Daemon, Alys/Aemond, Elia/Rhaegar etc come to my anon asks, preaching about morality when yall pairs have a large amount of levels of fucked up, toxicity, and what fandom now calls "problematic" is not only hypocritical but also unintentionally hilarious. None of these ships are "healthier" or more normal. They only happened in canon and for some reason this feeds you some huge burst of self righteousness. And since yall love your canon ships so much and feel superior, why on earth do you feel so insecure that you'd lower yourself into being an assloke in my anon asks? 🤨🎤

Last but no least, let me make it clear again, this account is for me, I make content that I enjoy and if yall end up liking it that's really cool. Otherwise? there are tons of other accounts who are dedicated strickly to canon and you can follow those.

I'll keep creating content I enjoy but yall have made me spiteful. So if the intention was for me to drop crackships then I sadly report you only inspired me to make more <3

I'm deleting those asks and won't interact with this type in the future either. If you genuinely wonder why I like x pair I'll be more than happy to explain. But insulting me, belittling me, and demanding to switch my content will get you 0 results from me.

all ships are welcome in this harbor

xoxo

💋

[asterisque-arch]

//so as you know by now, i am a very strickly canon compliant type of rper, i'm not here to rewrite my muse's canon, i'm here to dwelve into it and develop it and stuff.

BUT, i do have ONE character that if i ever write them, i would so dump their canon to the trash and just write what i consider is what their canon should have stayed like forever.

[citricism]

𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙼 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙶𝙽𝙰𝚆𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝙾𝙵 𝙼𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙿𝚂𝙴, 𝙸 𝙳𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙵𝙾𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙱𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙸𝚁𝚂. a selective, independent &. highly private multimuse (from many medias) by clarissa ━━━━ read rules &. muse list before deciding to interact. medium - low activity, extremely plot based.

( ... ) 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴:

elizabeth bennet, pride and prejudice. 20s. bisexual. fc: keira knightley. includes bridgerton verse.

jane bennet, pride and prejudice. 20s. straight. fc: rosamund pyke. includes bridgerton verse.

aegon iii, fire and blood. child-adult. straight. fc: ??. canon divergent. strickly book based.

laena velaryon, fire and blood. 20s-30s. bisexual. fc: laura harrier, savannah stern. strickly book based.

tessa grey, the infernal devices. immortal, late 20s. bisexual. fc: astrid-berges frisbey. anti c-clare.

erik, the phantom, phantom of the opera. late 40s. pansexual. fc: ?? musical and novel based.

christine daaé, phantom of the opera. 20s. straight. fc: gina beck. musical and novel based.

( ... ) 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙽:

kathani sharma, bridgerton. late 20s. straight. fc: ashley simone.

francesca bridgerton, bridgerton. early 20s. pansexual. fc: hannah dodd.

ruby bell, maxton hall. 18 - early 20s. straight. fc: harriet herbig - matten.

sang zhi, hidden love. 20s. straight. fc: zhao luisi.

jiang jia, when i fly towards you. 18s. bisexual. fc: jiang zhi nan.

sophie hatter, howl's moving castle. 20s. pansexual. fc: ??

rose dewitt buckater, titanic. 17 - up to 90. bisexual. fc: kate winslet.

( ... ) 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙲𝚂:

mary jane watson, spider man. 16- up to 50s. pansexual. fc: sophie skelton. mostly headcanon based.

[cilly-murphy]

Hi 💕 Do you read fics and/or have you any recs? I haven't read a lot of Merlin fics but I've been obsessed with the show every since it aired. Thanks. 💕

Hello! I’m sorry for the late reply, but there were many haha. These fics are the ones i read in 2020, those few months i’ve been back in the Merlin fandom. I’ve read 300 Merlin fics this year and i had to look through them all haha, but my list is strickly personal, not indicative of the fandom. It’s not a “best Merlin fics in the fandom” cause i’ve been back for a few months and i haven’t read the variety yet i should have to be able to rec likethat These are like 99% Merthur 85% canon era. Some cursed and funny ones in this bunch, some fluff, some hurt/comfort, magic reveals, angst, pwp, lots of things really. I hope you like them! And like the cycle of the year, we begin again by katherynefromphilly The Student Prince by FayJay Awake by Cori Lannam (corilannam) Unweave A Rainbow by MidnightLeFay My Place is With You by tehfanglyfish True Love by platonic_boner And He's Still Left with His Hands by witchmd13 In Spite of Everything, the Stars by mushroomtale, Polomonkey The Truth Is You by bigmamag Strike of Lightning by helloearthlings The Weight of Words by waldorph All's Well That Ends Well by StormDancer Finding Home by riventhorn Fools of Us All by adelagia Gadarene by unpossible The Coming of Spring by ingberry The Dirty Little Things You Say by bloodsongs With This Ring by marguerite_26 like water on a burning beach by lunapark  A Heavy Heart to Carry by Thursday_Next Hopeless Wanderer by Magnolia822 A Warlock's Worth by ella_bane  Stars Above, Stones Below by Destina I Owe Every Breath to You by Skitz_phenom Cheers and Spirits by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle Of Faith and Hope and Love by versaphile Dying to Return by StormDancer Onfindan by astolat Favorite by astolat Fathom Me Out by supercalvin Let Us Dare by kianspo Keep Your Secrets by new_kate, orphan_account  How To Love A Living Thing by Polomonkey In Want of a Wife by syllic Change in Crowns by derekstilinski In the Winter of My Soul by ZairaA  Of Kings and Sorcerers by psychicdreams First Thing in the Morning by fennelseed Pining for the Moon by EachPeachPearPlum We Cannot Live Unbruised by fuzzytomato In the Dead of Night by SpiritWorld Stargazing by SpiritWorld And None But We Can Be Such Kings by janne_d You Are My Home by SpiritWorld Breaking Point by tailor31415 Show Me by tehfanglyfish Polished Compliments by SpiritWorld Free Fall by SpiritWorld Grant My Love a Pardon by parnase So Are They All, All Honourable Men by seperis Remember When We Never Faded by giselleslash Threads by Cori Lannam (corilannam) sift out all the dust by helloearthlings Love That Was in Here by arthur_pendragon all we do is think about the feelings that we hide by starkidpatronus Saving Merlin by WordsAreTrulyBeautiful You Mean to Say You've Been Under There This Whole Time? by daroh Here Forevermore by DeHeerKonijn, Emrys MK (mk_malfoy)  Midnight by orphan_account Just Another Day in Camelot by archaeologist_d  The Three Stages of Attraction to Merlin by SassyWarlock  A Prince to Rival the Affection by Impala_Cherry_Trickster Bird With A Broken Wing by versaphile Let Go and Watch the Sunlight Bend by cherrybina Why Can't It Be Me? by wtfisgoingonanymore Arthur's Poetry by Merlins_little_sister In Your Wildest Dreams by vintagelilacs Arthur Enchanted by platonic_boner Settled by helloearthlings Tempting Fate by vintagelilacs Sometimes Sacrifices Need To Be Made by wtfisgoingonanymore When Arthur saw Merlin by Merlins_little_sister My Love For You is Shackled and Restrained by Junemo10 Embrocation by bravenclawesome  Love Entombed by Junemo10 One Merlin, Two Merlin by Junemo10 There Are Nobles, and There Are Those With Noble Hearts by Junemo10 The man with the green dress by Merlins_little_sister whither thou goest by schweet_heart Secret Whistle by thenerdyindividual The Mountain That Moves by Ivalee Much Ado About Arthur by Nejinee The Chakra of Merlin by SweetAndSharp The Very Important Quest by Hope The Unexpected by FleetofShippyShips  Who we truly are by amithia In Dreams by TheAvalonian The Cup and the Dagger by Piscaria A Secret Shared by Emrys MK (mk_malfoy) the Man in the Castle by orphan_account Born of Magic by Destiny and Chicken (Destiny_and_Chicken) Such A Good Friend by tehfanglyfish so close and I'm halfway to it by ariadne_odair

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