#THIS IS SO PERFECT OHHHH

[lanternlightss]

hello my beautiful mutual ur bard rambles(of the bloodstained variety) keep reminding me of the song tounges and teeth by crane wifes and I think U might enjoy the lyrics in corrupted bard context ok that is all <2

hello my wonderful beautiful mutual !!

oh my goodness ,,,,

[ratb4stard3]

⌚️🍏 Something isn’t Right, He holds himself all Wrong… 🔬🧪

⚠️ I am SO excited about this CowardlyGhostBros (™️) collab with @cowardlykrow 🎉🍾 SO MUCH SO that there are closeups under the cut. Look at these guys, man!! 🚨🗣️

[pistachi0art]

Use your head. But don’t be afraid to believe in things either.

[souenkun]

Sygna Suit Ingo's random conversation lines 🚂

Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!

Random conversation 1:

Life is a never-ending journey! There may be times when you think you've reached your final destination... but it turns out you were simply on a stop along your journey. Therefore, you won't know what lies ahead unless you keep moving forward!

Random conversation 2:

Wearing a sygna suit gives me the same feeling of excitement I get when I arrive at a station I've I never been to before! It's almost as if my whole body is enveloped by my expectations-of new scenery to behold! My outfit isn't the only thing that's new and improved. I'll show you that my partner Pokémon and I's teamwork is better than ever!

Random conversation 3:

Sometimes I wonder what it means to aim for greater heights as a Trainer. Does it mean becoming stronger, or does it mean deepening the connection one has with their Pokémon? I suppose life is all about searching for the answer to that. If you have a clear answer deep inside you, and you do what you think is right... then no matter where you are, you'll always know your destination. Wouldn't you agree?

Random conversation 4:

I've heard that souls burned up in Chandelure's flame lose their way and wander this world... Losing one's way, becoming unable to reach one's destination... is quite sad. If any customers like that ever ride with us, I hope I can guide them back to where they need to go.

Random conversation 5:

When you and someone else combine... your engine powers something special! I hope you can join various teams and keep traveling nonstop around Pasio, (Player).

Random conversation 6:

I've been thinking... What if we built stations on school campuses? I've been thinking... What if we built stations on school campuses? That way, students could have Pokémon battles on the Battle Subway on their way to school! It would make every day convenient and fun for the students and teachers, don't you think?

Random conversation 7:

Some regions have hidden moves like in Unova, but there are other regions that don't have them at all! Something that is taken for granted in one region might be unfathomable in others. When your world changes, what you consider common knowledge also changes!

[speakofcompersion]

240524 SWVI Perfect Illumination: Shinee's Back ~ Like It (taem fancam)

[b1mbodoll]

stepbro jake save me stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stwpbro jake stppbro jake step bro jake stepbro jake

[rebelcharmings]

i don’t think enough fics utilise the whole dexter making girls literally faint by taking off his glasses or darling being able to slow down time by flipping her hair a certain way. they’re such funny concepts to me idk

and i don’t think daring actually has a power like this?? like his smile is literally blinding but i feel like girls just swoon at his natural charm and looks. dexter on the other hand obviously doesn’t have the natural charm of his brother so he goes about his day but he takes his glasses off to clean them one time and girls come flocking to him😭😭imagine he just wants to see the board more clearly in class so he takes his glasses off to clean them and whichever girl next to him just faints on their desk

i will also forever be salty darling’s cool little trick isn’t utilised at all in the show not even in a webisode like cmonn missed opportunity right there

[mrghostrat]

I saw someone on tiktok using a vintage napkin holder for a tablet stand and I immediately thought of aziraphale in your streamer au

omgh fghtdhjkgy es yep aziraphale uhuh, sure thing, totally for aziraphale, and not also for me *rapid clicking to find vintage stores in melbourne*

[luck-of-the-drawings]

!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]

REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.

[fmae]

Nendoroid Alphonse Elric: Final Episode Ver.

[yuridovewing]

i understand the frustration with “i made this gay pairing cis x trans so they can still have biological babies” with no thought to other methods and how ppl assume thats the case when it comes to mothpool aus where mothwing is also the mother of the three, but also…. idk i kinda dont give a shit if someone wants to do that and i dont really think its inherently transphobic as long as its handled with care and respect.

what really concerns me about this debate is how some people are adamant that you cannot portray trans people having biological children in media or youre being disrespectful. and im gonna say as a nonbinary person who doesnt want children for themself- thats kinda fucking weird? like i understand that for some people, theyre trans themselves and theyre speaking from a place of dysphoria, and i absolutely get that, which is why i think the topic should be handled with nuance and diversity in trans characters, but like…. guys. pregnant trans men exist irl. trans women get people pregnant irl. trans ppl’s ability and right to parent and have biological children are being debated irl. we get denied the opportunity to adopt as well.

in a climate like this, are we SURE we want the stance on rewrites and headcanons in the silly cat books to be “if you portray trans characters having children, especially with a gay couple, youre a transphobic freak no matter what!” does it really matter? especially if its being done by a trans person handling the topic with nuance who has a lot of trans characters with varying perspectives?

obviously yes, remember that thats not the only way certain gay couples can have kids, remember that not every trans person is fully comfortable with it and keep that in mind, remember that surrogacy and adoption are also perfectly valid ways to give fan babies- but remember that there are OPTIONS. not that you need to condemn the idea of transgender parents in the first place unless they fit the very specific criteria of “proper transgender representation” and anything that dares deviate from that is proof the op is a transphobic monster (bonus points if theyre a trans creator bc i mostly see trans people getting shit for this and it kinda pisses me off. although idm if cis people do it either as long as theyre handling it with respect)

[nateezfics]

Nasty thot thoughts coming right up.

Okay, imagine Joong and you were enjoying a movie in bed, but not long it turns hot and heavy, which ended up with Hongjoong bounding your hands to the bed post with handcuffs.

Your voice was already horse from the amount of screaming and whimpering Joong caused from his fingers, his tongue. Toys even. Anything!! The sheer technique this man knew would make you see stars in minutes. He was a patient man, too, and he secretly loves to edge you. The feeling of you desperately squeezing him and the way you would beg for him to stop teasing.

His dark chuckle would go straight to your soaked pussy. He would whisper the nastiest things as well while he push a vibrator again your clit saying things like;

"Come one baby, give me another one. Cum all over this pathetic toy."

"Let me play with your little button. You're dripping all over the sheets. Making a mess like a good little slut."

And when he finally thrusts in you, the dirty talk would get worse. Calling you his little cock sleeve or how you were made for his cum. Bring in the breeding kink cause this man was going to leave you plump and full of his load over and over again until he was shooting dry.

You would definitely have to explain the brusies around your wrist and along your arms and neck by the next morning...

(I thought I'd leave this a little tame given. idk how nasty you wanted, hehe. Hope this helped your thirst, darling ♡♡)

you started off with handcuffs, and my brain just —

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Reader who loves to have weight on them as they sleep(they have all these weighted blankets n stuff) BEGS FL to lay on top of them for the night, and Even in human form, Childe refuses to completely lay on them bcs even as human he’s a lot taller and definitely heavier, Foul Legacy is out of question, he would crush reader’s bones in that scenario.

but reader BEGS him in both forms again again and again, In human form he agrees and sees that reader seems genuinely content with being weighted down so much, and after getting used to human form with this stuff he finally agrees as foul legacy but he is SO careful to not completely lay on them but reader even with difficulty to breathe is like ‘this is the life of luxury’

Foul Legacy: *is heavy*

us: THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!!

you always sleep better with some weight on you- that's why you have a plethora of weighted blankets. but Childe's even better, he's weighted AND squishable!! the moment he hesitantly lays his head on your chest you wrap your arms around him with a giggle, squeezing him lightly and quickly dropping off into a restful doze. it helps you stay grounded to reality, see, and you always wake up cozy and warm, getting to lovingly run your fingers through Childe's fluffy ginger hair. even so, he refuses to lay on top of you in his Foul Legacy form- he doesn't want to hurt you, as his Abyssal side has done to so many others before

but Foul Legacy doesn't exactly listen to Childe. not when snuggling with you is involved

the next night, instead of finding Childe waiting for you, you find a very happy and slightly smug-looking Abyss monster, chirping in delight when you sit on the bed. he gently leans against you, carefully pushing you over and sprawling over top of you- not his whole body, though, just half. he nestles his head against your chest, curling his legs over yours and listening to your steady heartbeat, his reassurance that you're still alive and well. you relax under his considerable weight, stress leeching from your bones as you let out a blissful sigh and snuggle against Legacy. he's purring; a deep, strong rumbling coming right from his chest, his claws idly kneading the covers. just before you drift off he sneaks a lick on your cheek, headbumping you like a cat before curling up and falling asleep as well

you wake up to Childe the next morning, his face still smushed into the crook of your neck, and you swear you hear a quiet, chittering laugh before he wakes up in your arms

[crimeronan]

Rereading the latest princess Luz fic. I love how much Luz is like “I was so mean to you. I’m so cold. I’m so mean to Raine. I don’t know why everyone is so nice to me I’m mean and cruel and evil” and all she did was like. Freeze up and cop an attitude for half a second. Meanwhile Hunter and Amity are committing interpersonal terrorism at each other and have gathered enough enemies on just their attitude alone and Luz is just like “they’re so nice :)”

SHOUT OF LAUGHTER. GOD. YEAH. YEAH....

luz about herself is like if i'm not kind and gracious and accommodating and a limp prey animal at all times then i'm being an evil tyrant. i need to care about everyone else's feelings so much forever

then when she's describing hunter and amity, she's like

"they can do whatever they want. because. i like them :)"

[weezeranitsweezy]

the WORST pictures of scott shriner u've ever seen, taken by me, @ their show in glasgow 2nite!!!

[shima-draws]

Sanlu consuming my brain like a goddamn fungus. Please send help. I’ve already written down so many ideas for fics I’m going to blow up

Blurred bc spoilers and also some of these are really REALLY self indulgent (embarrassing) and may never see the light of day