#THIS IS SO GOOD LMAO

[hugheses]

Colby with the Canucks: Quinn Hughes and Rick Tocchet

[dapper-lil-arts]

Meme commission for @bunnygirlskull you cannot HANDLE bunny gnome pussy fever.

[gracklinging-electricboogalo]

unfortunately i don't think kaijus can have sex... like, they're engineered, right. they're not like really animals, they're just weapons made of bio matter, right? the jokes are very funny and i don't mean to be a killjoy but now I'm just. thinking.

like

that's what makes them scary right, besides the whole being large and strong thing - you can't treat them like animals. you can't really scare them off into running away, they have no self-preservation, just a single programmed goal. it's like if a whale or a giant squid suddenly got real angry and started attacking anything they could. and similarly, that's why whales or giant squids aren't as scary - they mind their own business

though, i mean, one could also argue that kaiju are more like invasive species, that could also be fun. like, no natural predators and overabundance of food? yeah i can see them going nuts. but then again, if they're large invasive predators then hitting them strong enough and painful enough should do more in the way of scaring them off. predators don't really go for things that hurt them unless they absolutely have no choice, which means a kaiju would run away after a couple of strong hits rather than continue fighting until death

anyway. it's just fascinating to think about

GOOD POST OF THE NIGHT WE CAN COMMIT LIKE GROUP WILLIAM WISP MOMENT NOW

[s0ckh3adstudios]

HELP OH MY GOD. OH MY GODJHKLG;G THIS IS SO FUNNYY

pawn shuffles up to you with his bug eyed stare and asks if you have Angry Birds on your phone. you say no and he throws your phone into the digital lake

[gun-chucks]

I see your severance trans oc idea and raise you mine: an outie who passes so well that not even his innie knows he's trans. One day when the innie spills water on himself and takes his shirt off to dry it under the hand dryer, he notices his top surgery scars but has no context for what they could be.

HELP SO TRUE so stealth even ur alt self doesnt know it. instead of asking about them he makes a joke abt how they must be from like. a bear attack. or a knife fight. why else?

[mediocreanomaly]

In your soulmate au I won't even feel bad for woowoo and vash if reader ever ends up getting pregnant and givin birth. They deserve this agony. 😤

AYE YO???

Wait I'm embarrassed but I didn't even think of this...this is a game changer, anon you are so right.

Imagine years later them both whining because of the labor pain. You don't feel bad at all. They did it to themselves...sweet sweet revenge lmao

You actually scare the nurses because you laugh a bit between contractions, their all really confused but this is hilarious to you

[loominggaia]

POV: Etiosi Stripclubs

@randomhedgehog feeding us all fresh, delicious memes like a momma bird horking worms down the throats of a bunch of screaming chicks

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Questions/Comments?

Lore Masterpost

Read the Series

[characteroulette]

I made this while writing the apolluke proposal fic in a moment of weakness, so it’s now your problem as well

(the Professor 100% knows he’s just double checking)

LMAO I'M WHEEZING THIS IS SO FUNNY

The fact that it's Apollo and the Professor gives me so much joy you have no idea

[theharrowing]

Hi Clare! So, this made me laugh a lot so I thought I’d share (but are we even surprised to see that kind of behavior anymore?? lmao) Hope you have a great evening and you’re enjoying this little holiday break even if you don’t celebrate! 🥰

(a preview of the content lmao, definitely go watch this, friends!)

OMG HOBA has literally no boundaries and it cracks me up so much. i have a best friend who is just like this lolololol.

I HOPE YOU ARE ALSO HAVING A GOOD HOLIDAY. i don’t not celebrate, in general, but i don’t have the energy this year (and i didn’t fly home to see my family.)

[blanyuh]

Good omens 2: divorce time

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[nekophy]

AdamsApple? 👏

[spirit-fingers22]

This is just what my summer needed.

Goofballs singing a goofy song

Err well one of them is singing

I don't know what the other guy is doing

A song that’s been stuck in my head

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head