#THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

[shinypokemonshowdown]

Not propaganda, but wherever your vote lies, Peppy is proud of you :>

I love you so much Peppy

[lipglossanon]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leon S. Kennedy/Reader, Leon S. Kennedy/You, Leon S. Kennedy/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Leon S. Kennedy, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: straight up smut, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Age Difference, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Loss of Virginity, Cunnilingus, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Barebacking, Pregnancy Kink, Unprotected Sex, Creampie Summary:

You are eighteen years old and recently graduated from high school. Your father works for the DSO alongside Leon Kennedy who you've been crushing on since you first laid eyes on him at sixteen. You had to hide it though. He's quite a bit older than you. Now that you're of age, you're starting to run wild with fantasies about him and since he lives next door, it might be easier than you think to seduce him. A unique opportunity presents to you. When your parents are both out of the house for a week, you decide to take your shot and go to Leon's house.

[omgcatboi]

Midnight Feast – First-Person POV

The rain pattered softly against the window, filling Hitori’s small apartment with a calming rhythm. The warm, buttery scent of the snacks I’d just prepared mixed with the faint smell of cedarwood and chamomile that always seemed to cling to him. He was sprawled out on the couch, his hoodie barely covering his chest, his belly spilling over the waistband of his sweatpants. He shifted a little, his thick frame making the couch groan softly beneath him.

When I walked in with the tray of treats, his eyes lit up, though his cheeks flushed pink. “You’re really spoiling me tonight,” he murmured, trying to sound casual but unable to hide the excitement in his voice.

“I hope you’re ready for it,” I teased, setting the tray down on the coffee table and plopping onto the couch beside him. The cushions dipped under my weight, and I could feel the warmth radiating from his body. “You’ve got room for dessert, right? Or do we need to wait for round two?”

He laughed softly, his hand resting instinctively on his massive belly. “I always have room for dessert… especially when you’re the one feeding me.”

I picked up a mini cheesecake and held it up to his lips. He hesitated for just a moment, then leaned forward, his lips brushing against my fingers as he took a bite. His eyes fluttered closed as he savored the creamy sweetness, a soft hum of contentment escaping him.

God, he was beautiful like this—completely at ease, his belly stretching slightly as he shifted to get comfortable. The way his moobs rose and fell with each breath, the soft curve of his belly peeking out from under his hoodie… It was impossible not to stare.

Without thinking, I reached out and gently brushed a crumb from his cheek. He opened his eyes and looked at me, his expression soft but vulnerable. “You know,” he said quietly, “I used to be embarrassed about eating like this in front of someone. About being… well, this size.” He glanced down at his belly, his hand giving it an almost protective rub. “But with you… it’s different. You make me feel like it’s okay to enjoy this. To enjoy… me.”

His words hit me harder than I expected, and I smiled, leaning in a little closer. “I love seeing you happy. And full. It’s my favorite thing.”

His cheeks turned a deeper shade of red, and he laughed nervously, his voice barely above a whisper. “You’re too good to me, you know that?”

I picked up another treat—a chocolate-dipped strawberry this time—but instead of holding it out, I leaned forward, letting my lips brush against his as I pressed the dessert to his mouth. His breath hitched, and for a moment, the only sound was the rain outside and the faint creak of the couch as he shifted closer to me.

His belly pressed against my side, warm and soft, and I couldn’t resist resting my hand on it. Slowly, I rubbed in soothing circles, feeling the way it gave under my touch. He let out a small, content sigh, leaning into me as he chewed.

“I’ve never felt this… full and loved at the same time,” he whispered, his voice so soft I almost didn’t hear it. “Thank you.”

Without thinking, I leaned in and kissed him, my lips lingering on his for a moment before pulling back. His face was flushed, his eyes wide, and he smiled—shy but undeniably happy.

I wrapped an arm around him, pulling him closer. He rested his head on my shoulder, his huge belly pressing against me, soft and warm. The rain continued to fall, the world outside fading away as we sat there, completely wrapped up in each other.

You have got to own a writing / fanfic blog here there's no way you are sending such articulated and specifically crafted stories with such attention to detail and not showing it off for the world. I feel bad being unable to promote your name with this. I feel this way to all the dating sim anons I got. If y'all got together you'd be able to make a seriously good feedist dating sim. Id even do the character design!

[jesstasticvoyage]

Find post here!

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Ok this is a completely unhinged ask but it popped up in my head and won’t let me go after rereading your fake marriage AU (so really sorry if you don’t like these kinds of asks but I thought you would be the perfect author to execute something like this. Feel free to tell me off):

Would you ever consider writing a one-shot where Tav tries to propose to Astarion but keeps failing multiple times (because let’s face it, Astarion is a chaos gremlin and something always happens right before the proposal). But Tav doesn’t give up and raises the stakes higher and higher (and of course drags the rest of the companions into their increasingly crazy/grand plans).

Astarion will completely remain oblivious because he still has some self esteem issues (why would anyone want to marry him?) and is really confused why Tav is acting nervous around him. (“Are you committing a crime behind my back? Listen, I want in.”)

This idea has me in a chokehold and I had to share. SORRY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

My goodness, please do NOT apologize for this amazing ask!!

It's so funny and I can imagine it too clearly. Astarion would sneak up on Tav, who's sneaking in the bushes, waiting to ambush him. Wait with them for a few minutes, then ask, "Darling, what are you doing?"

I would absolutely consider doing this one-shot heheh, adding it to my list (this would have been such a cute Valentine's one, but maybe I can swing it shortly after 👀).

THANK YOU ANON!! <3

[gothgril69]

i'm finally going to be put on a regular schedule at work where i'll have three days off in a row now that i'm a lead and i'm so fucking happy about it so i can actually sleep and write a lot and have energy!!!!!!!!!!

[raedroid]

DURAN DURAN’S NEW SONG IS SO FREAKING GOOD! HOLY SHIT!

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[oysters-aint-for-me]

!!!!!

(tags via @tinyglowingsharks )

i love how the narrators of the locked tomb series are like:

gideon: is not paying attention

harrowhark: has brain damage

nona: was born six months ago

we love variety in our unreliable narrators

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.