#THIS IS SO FUCKIJG FUNNY
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literally the DAY after that pathetic presidential debate the supreme court OVERRULES CHEVRON???????????????????
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The craziest polycule in new york citay
#guys theyre so fuckijg funny. stupid4stupid4stupid4stupid#im mostly joking but also i am dead serious#stormy in here#id in alt text#the nanny
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funniest genre of video game are the ones that use full mocap including facial mocap so you're just like "hey it's that one actor i know from basically everywhere"
#it's so funny aidjwidjsjdjdk#me watching someone play until dawn: hey it's rami malek#same with the quarry akdjskdjdj 'hey it's brenda song but i can't unhear her being london tipton'#watching detroit become human: IS THAT JACKSON FUCKIJG AVERY???????
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Fnaf cookbook update: Feeling unwell
#REALLY FUCKIJG FUNNY#im so good at game accuracy/silly#anyway. I figure either my occasional weakness to dairy (question mark. havent narrowed it down yet) is hitting me or the corn syrup#thats my best guesses#really funny though
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I just wanna say that there’s a bit I have on discord where I have a tupper that’s just called “The Fuck You Wizard” and he just says fuck you to a bunch of people
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istg im gonna kill everyones boyfriends so someone will hang out with me again i might not be there when u get dumped again LMAOOOOO just kiddingggg................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
#getting real tired of being ignored by my homies everytime they have some new boytoy#and then when we do hang out all we talk abt is their STUPID FUCKING BOYFRIEND#I DO NOT CARE ABOUT JAKE SO WRITE THAT DOWN#and i really dont care if he thinks im funny or not im so serious hes on thin fucking ice as it is#'oh i think hes the one i think we might get married' or 'this is a video of him after surgery isnt he so funny?'🥺#im killing him with my mind actually but yeah cool glad your'e happy ig#maybe im being so so selfish but the crushing loneliness and the constant nostalgia is fuckijg killing meee#it cant be that difficult to make time for your friends once a month or smthng#and then they have the audacity to send me memes like they know me HAHAAHAHAHAHAH#or try to reminisce as if im not thinking abt the good ol days every day cuz i miss when i hung out with my friends yk?#WHATEVER WHATEVER I JUST HAVE TO BEND LIKE A REED IN THE WIND OR WHATEVER#let the fear wash over me and follow the path and see that all that is left is me ykwim??#yayayyyyyy#mine
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FUNNY JOKE @neil-gaiman HAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGAGAGAHAGGAGAGAGAGAG
in all seriousness, y’all did great BUT STILLAJHAJAJSKAKSKAMS
#good omens#good omens season 2#i cried#rewound it#then cried again#i did this several times#AHHHH#HAHAHAHGAG#SO FUCKIJG FUNNY
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2016 vs 2023
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if you search "bro thought he was in steven universe" on tiktok it's literally 75% that one clip of belos in watching and dreaming
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another contender for funniest fucking comment someone left on my fics
#ficposting#mine#THIS IS SO FUCKIJG FUNNY. HELP.#IM ADDING A NATIONAL TREASURE SUBPLOT JUST FOR YOU /j
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I just said, out loud, to my mother, about my generations work prospects, “We live and die at McDonald’s.”
#personal#I’m not trying to be funny#I’m dreading life so fucking much#if I don’t get the job in seattle I will panic bc it means#well#it means working at McDonald’s#at a job I can’t grow in and that robots would rather fucking kill themselves than work at#I’m so scared#the job I’m hoping to have in seattle is fuckijg incredible#it has to do with music and it has to do with learning and music history I love#anyway I don’t want to work a dead end job#I don’t want to be a ceo but I don’t want to ever feel like#y’know#this is all I have to look forward to#About My Job#about my LIFE
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YQBE0ZIQHJWKEDBFJIG SOMEHOW
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yeah i think i couldve guessed all this if i didnt second guess myself
#can i say its SO fuckijg funny that ONE: all of my top songs except dor good luck babe are IN MY PLAYLIST FOR MY BF....#and TWO: WHY WAS MY MOST LISTENED DAY THE 16TH.... THE DAY AFTER WE STARTED DATINGHEHWBDWJZNABXKKD#AND THREE: the Very first time i heard good luck babe i didnt like it. and here we are.
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Goodnightguys
#ok I said I was sleeping earlier on discord but like whateverrrrrrr#I’m so sorry I can’t stop fucking thinking about that fucker pulling a gun on me like fucking INSTANTLY#I’m not saying his name cause I don’t wanna see him on my feed but it’s so fucking funny like#idk just the (light gun sound) AGH (LOUD ASS GUNSHOT) everything goes silent#GHATS SO FUCKING COMEDIC COME ONNN#I HAVE A SCREEN RECORDING OF THE FRIEND SHOOTING HIM TOO HE JUST PICKS THEM UP TAKES THEIR GUN AND THROWS THEM ON THE GROUND HE JUST S H O T#ME??? LIKE DUDE COME ONNNNNN IT WAS A LIGHT BEAMMMMMMM#HE PULLED OUT A FUCKING GLOCK FUCKIJG WHERE FID THAT COME FROM#ok I’m sleeping now bye I’m gonna regret typing this much abt it I just. it’s not leaving my head it’s so funny#bye goodnight
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tbh the only thing that sucked (aside from the pay) abt working in a pre k class in the neighborhood I grew up in was just hearing kids anxieties abt growing up in the ghetto. one of the 2nd graders (older sibling of a kid in my class) was telling me how excited they were to be moving bc then they wouldn't have to hear helicopters and gunshots all the time. a 4 year old told me how much helicopters scare him and he'd always try to run inside when they passed by. omg another 4 year old had family members who were in a gang and he'd alwaaaays be talking abt them to me bc I was the only one who wouldn't overreact
#one time he came up to me and was like 'everyone in the world is a crip' and i looked at him not knowing what to say#i can talk abt that kid for hours he was genuinely so smart and funny and like insanely socially aware and concious of others emotions#like super thoughtful kid#it just sucks bc like the environment around us actively fights against us#like my older brother has so many dead friends he went to school with#the sheer helplessness as i realize these kids are going to grow up with the same anxieties i did#omg but when i went to a fancy school with a tuition to do my work study hours for class#literslly so fuckijg different#kids are just as intelligent#but like they just worry abt so much less
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