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springlock-suits · 4 months ago
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Fnaf cookbook update: Feeling unwell
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sinning-23 · 9 months ago
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Baby Mama (OPLA HEADCANNONS)
In honor of mothers day, here some little headcannons I cooked up for our faves! Hope yall enjoy lol
Luffy
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-This mf was like...actually capable of conceiving a child lmao.
-There was really no like initial shock, it was more like overwhelming joy? There was honestly no need to reveal it to the rest of the crew since the second you told him he shouted it loud ad fucing possible.
-"Luffy, uhhh I think im pregnant." You huff, hand over your forehead as you try to figure out the next course of action.
"YOURE PREGNANT?! THATS GREAT!"
"Y/N IS WHAT?" Nami gasps, eyes flitting form you to Luffy, then to your belly.
"YOU’RE PREGNANT?! HOW?" Usopp questions, only to have Sanji interrupt,
"Well Usopp, when two people love eachother- or well... lets talk about he birds and the bee-"
"I KNOW HOW THAT WORKS DICKHEAD-"
-Luffy is a.....he's a great dad, just a little uhhhh...wild?
-You have to explain tho him that this baby cannot fucking eat solid food.
-He's learning and that’s all that matters. He knows when to get serious about his kid and when its okay to be a lil silly.
-Oh and be prepared for when your kid hits about 6-7 cause they're so much like their father its crazy-
Zoro
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-He's thuroughly convinced its your fault because he knows for a fact he has impeccable pull out.
-"That’s not mine." He hums, pointing at the newborn with a raise brow.
The fucking liar this baby is his spitting image. Like your genes didn't evens stand a chance. The baby even fucking mean mugs like he does, that lil stoic face.
-"This isn’t yours?" You question, holding the baby up side by side with his obvious father.
"Nope"
-Once he’s like fully processed and accepted the fact that your pussy just so happened to weaken his pull out game, he will claim the child and make sure he's being helpful with both you and the infant.
-It was actually pretty fucking hilarious to see the baby try and latch to his nipple cause his tits are fucking massive. Heeee didn’t think it was that funny tho💀
-Just let the kid grow up a little bit and they’re all about their father, and even though he may not show it all the time, he adores his baby. And they will always be a baby in his eyes. And he things you’re a phenomenal mother even though it was sort of a surprise.
Nami
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-You had come aboaded with a toddler. And sure enough they latched to Nami in a heartbeat.
-“AHT! No, you stay with me and let them work.” You reprimand, giving a quick apology to the tangarine haired girl.
“Oh no they’re okay. Hey, you wanna see something cool?” He hum, taking the 2 year old by the hand before you can protest.
-Auntie Nami accidentally turned to ‘mamami’ (Mama Nami) andddd it just stuck.
-one night the three of you had fall asleep in Nami’squarter and she had woke up and just, admires you both. She couldn’t help the way her chest squeezed when she thought about raising this child with you or how much she loved being a part of your lives.
Your eyes flutter open and you give her a knowing look, her face already tinted pink.
“Nami,” you begin, your free hand pushing hair behind her ear as she hold your wrist, placing a kiss there.
“Thank you, love you.” You hum, letting yourself fall back asleep.
-yeah she’s stuck with you two for life
-unironically calls you her baby mama
Usopp
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-is literally the best fuckinf dad. Literally ever.
-he wants to make sure he’s an active part of your child’s life, being sure to keep you both in good health and high spirits.
-when you broke the news he was terrified. How good of a father could he be? He just don’t want to let you down.
-“W-What if our kid hates me?” He voices one night, hands holding your tummy.
“I doubt that’ll happen. You’ll be okay Uso.”
-Guess having impeccable aim runs in the family because by time your child is year they’re already throwing projectiles with phenomenal accuracy.
-you can’t tell me he doesn’t make most of your babies toys.
-he loves seeing you just have little moments with your baby, he definetly cried when they took their first steps.
-keeps a picture of the three of you tucked away
-hints at wanting another one from time to time
Sanji
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-fainted when you told him.
-honestly he’s a little shocked. He didn’t really put ‘father’ on his goal list but here yall are lol
-he’s very supported and knows that morning sickness is a bitchhhh
-“how’re my girls…or boy” he greets, pressing a kiss to your tummy then to your lips.
-much to his surprise, he was right on both parts because you’re having twins! Yayyyyy
-you cuss him out when your in labor.
-“SANJI YOU ASSHOLE! YOU DID THIS TO ME! WHY DID I FALL FOR YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD YOU FUCK!”
-he’s not allowed in the delivery room lmao he fainted again when the nurse asked if he’d like to see what was goin on
-after 6 horrendous hours, your baby boy and girl are finally born and he’s too delighted.
-“good job baby.” He praises, peppering your tired face with kisses.
-when the kids are older he’s always falling victim to their puppy eyes and begging when they ask for dessert before dinner
-“please dad! We won’t tell mom! Pleaseeee!”
-he loves being with you and loves that he’s been blasted with a wonderful wife and two beautiful children
Shanks
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-oh the minute he found out he was stunned! He was sure he already had an illegitimate baby somewhere but for one of the baby mamas to actually let him know was, a bit of a surprised?
-and that’s it. He doesn’t really go out of his way to go visit and see if it’s true. He goes on about his business truely.
-one day, he comes across a lady at a bar, her bright red hair thrown up and she waits tables, her gaze almost immediately locking on his as she frowns
-….what the fuck she looks just like him.
-she goes to a couple other of the waiters/waitresses and the minute they catch his gaze they’re nodding profusely at her.
-it took, shit you not. 3 hours for them to get a table and that was only because her boss came in and MADE her seat the crew.
-“what do you want.” She huffs, her notepad clenched so tight it crumples the paper.
Shanks only further studies the girl, her rage ever present as she slams the notepad down.
“I SAID, What. Do. You. Want. Quickly, or I’m leaving you here to wait 3 more hours. Spit it the fuck out you old bastard.” She spits, leaving him somewhat shocked.
-“How about the-“
-“we’re all out. Deadbeat.” She finishes, dropping her apron and notepad, then walking out.
Safe to say that wasn’t the reaction he was expecting.
-when he finds where you guys live and YOU answer the door thank god, he firstly apologizes (which you don’t accept right away) and explains how he already met your daughter.
Speak of the devil she had just rounded the corner asking who it was.
“Don’t let this fucker the house mom, please.” She begs, gaze flittering form you to her sperm donor.
-yeahhhhhh this is why he hardly ever makes the effort to see his unsuspecting kids. Doesn’t quite pan out how he thinks.
Mihawk
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- you’re not the only one at all. He’s got plenty fucking kids running around and you’re fully aware of that, having run into more than one child that looks just mf like him.
-he won’t deny any of them, but he doesn’t feel like he owes them anything either? It’s weird and you usually feel bad that he picked you and your child when he could very well have done that for the rest of them.
-he often assures you that we’re were one night stand situations he hardly remembers after being so damn drunk.
-he’s a good dad though and a great husband. He makes sure you’re taken care of even is he’s gone a lot of the time. When you told him you were having a baby he didn’t leave from your side.
-when the baby is born he’s a bit suprised they don’t look like him but as soon as they open their eyes he’s so mf smug. Those eyes are a dead giveaways that’s his baby.
-don’t let that baby ask for something be used Mihawk will without a doubt give it to them no matter what.
-“Honey I-“
-there standing in front of the fridge, in laminated with its light are your husband and child. Their eyes wide like an owls, staring directly into your soul.
-“We wanted ice cream.”
Buggy
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-he loves his babies. Hands down loves his fucking babies. Plural because of course you were blessed/cursed with triplets.
-two boys, one sweet girl, and not one of them look like their daddy, besides that faint tint of blue in their hair.
-and he’s maddddd, well. not at you but at his genes.
-“honey wait, they might just grow into it?” You encourage, trying not to laugh as he tried to figure out why his kids don’t look like him.
-thank god you were right because by time they were all 4/5 that blue had brightened and the little red glow of their noses were ever present.
-he’s so attentive with you, taking care of the three of them when you need rest or just in general cause how gorgeous wife needs rest after making three gorgeous babies
-freaks his babies out when he takes his head off
-then they won’t leave him the fuck alone about it and will often take pieces of him while he chases them around for them back.
-his babies get their own spot on the show and it fucking adorable watching toddlers dance to circus music with face paint they insisted they do themselves
-best dad buggy 100%
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rodolfoparras · 3 months ago
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Im killing myself. I wrote a fic from new video game i like and somebody had send me Ask where he writes that its not biologicly corrent and litelary started saying that im idiot. Bro im barely 18 with no possibitities to get good paying job because my parents dont believe in hospital. Let me enjoy my life and write silly medical fics that dont make any sense. Also im wrote that fic on my third fucking launguade and you barely can speak English so shut the fuck up. I dont have screenshot if what they wrote but i think it will be better that way
Sugar bee I’m so sorry that happened to you:( it’s definitely not a fun way to start out but I do hope you don’t let it affect you too much and that you just continue to enjoy what you’re doing, if there’s anything good you can take from their comment then it’s that you can maybe put a disclaimer that there isn’t any medical accuracy so you don’t repeatedly get comments on it. Otherwise I wouldn’t pay much attention to ppl like that. I’ve had a few angry commenters on my spot fic and it’s like is this the biggest issue in your life? You do this because you enjoy it not because user 3837373 is supposed to enjoy it constructive criticism is ok but it’s important to deliver it correctly but also to ask yourself is my input needed here
With that being said I hope the barley 18 comment means you’re 18 because once again this is a strictly 18+ blog and I want everyone to be safe and sound 🫶🏻
Have a wonderful day sugar and don’t let nasty ppl get to you!
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kamil-a · 2 years ago
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bbl thots zoomed from my brain
ONE. i keep waiting for the explanation of the humancentricity of the backgrounds- CUPS WITH STRAWS. BUNK BEDS. **MICROSCOPES FOR HUMAN EYES**. esp when bird vs human society is such a big topic in game- even the birds who want to be free of humans still measure themselfs by human yardsticks.
-from osmosis ithought hitori and the teacher were in love. but they were the same person. and nageki's brother ;__; it was brotherly grief that hurt him actually....
-*******shuus actual real largest shakespearian fatal flaw is that he failed to consider that other birds aren't as thrilled about murder as he is******
-TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-he lost nageki that way and his whole project was a bust because ryouta didnt want to kill people!!!!
-haha shuu unrequited crush on ryuouta's dad
-they really only call his voice actors for mlm roles of some degree of eviltude huh
iwant to believe he was still into the killings even then. on the down low or something.
-ryouta and hiyoko rookie mistake wishing for a world where birds and humans 'dont fight' as oppose to 'live together in peace'. wish stories 101
-i think i was expecting much more of like.... a 'mystery' rather than 'a lot of twists thrown at me in rapid succession', but i would love to redo bbl and see if it is in fact 'solvable'. i hope so!!
-even if its solvable tho you have to admit its silly. i was expecting 'a silly game thats actually serious' but got 'a silly game thats actually silly in a different way'
-which isnt bad!!! just talking expectations vs reality
-so the doves party (pro human_) is willing to use humans unethically to power their robots and the hawk party (pro bird) is willing to create a situation where hundreds of bird students are huirt/killed to get the human killing bird out into their midst. politics is hell.
-with full full context shuu route is even funnier he didnt just risk the dome he risked the dome while THROWING OUT HIS EXPERIMENTAL SUBJECT HES WORKED ON FOR YEARS. cause she annoyed him into killling her. his other fatal flaw is choosing short term satisfaction over long term goals. risk it all.
-so lets get this straight. isa x ryuoutadad unrequited Feelings Of Some Kind (lets assume it was a crush) -> ryuoutadad dies -> hey if you see my kid [i was threatened.mp4 voice IF you see him like dont go out of your way] <- thats canon by the way that he was told not to go out of his way about it im p sure .
ANYWAY. IFFF you see my kid can you help him out with stuff -> just hoppin along down the street evilstyle when i see his kid and his bestie crying for the girl's dead parents -> oh ryuota is there anything i can do to fulfill a wish -> [FAILS WISHMAKING 101] ->
shuu searches for the deadliest disease -> nageki you will help me kill everybody -> he hates this -> kills himself -> hitori finds out -> changes name and becomes teacher to find the rest of nagekis body -> ryouta hows your tummy pretty good it doesnt seem -> turned into the charon carrier -> nagekis in ryoutas liver now -> i dont wanna murder people -> is ok i can brainwash u into wanting to murder people -> noo rly -> nageki brother has a shadow evil moment about it -> shuu lives and rejoins the gang as their evil gay uncle i hope -> also hiyoko's brain and ghost are there and she and ryouta are gonna explore alt timelines in their brains with alarming accuracy while they wait for things to get fixed.
i think.
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aceofspadegrass · 3 years ago
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My brain is silly I dont remember if I send in an ask after our convo but anything with my favorite meow meows: Mira and Kuzuryuu silly siblings hcs- Im fine with seperate hcs too :DDD
Hehe, alright alright~ Well, time for MORE Mira and Kuzuryuu being found family siblings once more. Also, a few individual ones that I am quite literally making up as I go based on pure vibes.
(Of course the individual ones are based on a non-Borderlands version, but a few can be applicable to the Borderlands if you try hard enough.)
Mira
- So you know how in any stereotypical image of a therapist there's like.... the lounge couch? Yeah, she has like three of them at her place. One of them is a nice ruby red one with an attached pillow, which doubles as a bed if she grabbed a throw blanket. That one is chilling in a guest room, free to use.
One of the others is a sleek black one, which is the one that is actually the one she directs most guests to since it's in the living room, and if she low-key gives them discount therapy without telling them that she's going psychiatrist on them then that's on them. She's very good at her job.
The third one is, for some reason, covered in trees. No, not like a tree pattern, the couch just has little tree trinkets on it.
Treenkets.
- Mira collects tea sets. Most of them are sets that either come into her possession as gifts, or where interesting enough to buy. One of the sets, for some reason, is a child's tea set, which she cares for just the same as the rest of them.
- She can and does drag along her friends out to play croquet every once in a while. Sometimes, to spice things up, they use things that aren't supposed to be used for croquet at all, like golf clubs or plastic eggs.
Kuzuryuu
- He owns a single banana yellow suit. Yes, it's his size and everything, but he has never worn it, and never plans to. The only reason he even has it is because it gives his closet a pop of colour, even if it is generally ridiculous.
- This isn't a head canon, but it would be funny if Kuzuryuu has been to idol shows. Just a lawyer man with the little glow stick as idols sing on stage.
- He has two calendars in his house. One of them is a standard wall calendar, which is typical and simple, has some dates circled on it but otherwise just there in case Kuzuryuu isn't near his phone.
The second one is a desk calendar which has a lot more dates circled on it, and there's just pictures of coconuts on it. It was a gift from Mira, and it is put to good use.
- He eats black licorice. Even the jellybeans. Oh fuck, the jellybeans.
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Okay now onto sibling headcanons~
- Going along with the 'Weird Croquet', Mira and Kuzuryuu have also played table croquet together. Mostly it's just done using a miniature croquet set that Mira got from who knows where, but occasionally they play it whenever they have enough materials to do so. Which includes at restaurants, where Mira will quietly create the set using whatever she can use at hand (Likely paper straw packages or even receipts she has in her purse) while Kuzuryuu is reading off of the menu like a nerd. It passes the time quite well.
- They have both played the game of 'Hey, what're they talking about over there in the distance based on their body language?' (I don't know the actual title this is as best as I can explain it) together, but of course, the game has standards because it's being played by someone who likes to break down people's psyche for a living and a man that honestly doesn't care but is decent at judging people's possible motives. So it either is a game of potential accuracy of the unknown conversation, or someone is apparently admitting they killed a man with a grape in broad daylight.
Of course, they are saying these in an entirely calm and collected manner.
- Kuzuryuu has been dragged into a lot of makeup and general soap/lotion/scent stores by Mira. Mostly to stock up on basic makeup stuff, and mostly because Mira wants to make sure they both have toiletries and at least one candle each. So when Kuzuryuu isn't smelling like Kuzuryuu, he probably smells of whatever Mira gave him. I don't think he particularly thinks that hard about what he smells like, as long as it isn't overbearing. Usually she makes him smell normal and not overly exotic.
- They co-own a rock. It's not even in their house, but apparently there's a specific rock in a specific place that they co-own, all because Mira heard about people buying stars or how certain areas hold high significance and all that jazz, and apparently the best they got was a single rock.
Of course, they signed a contract over this random rock. It's framed in Mira's house. Very official.
- At a carnival, Kuzuryuu very carefully avoided every game that was rigged because he wants something fair and based on skill and maybe a little luck rather than it being near impossible. Mira on the other hand drags him to watch other people try anyways because it's funny seeing how fast people go through money to impress someone. Sometimes she even drags him in to said rigged games just to see what happens.
If they win any prize, Mira ends up in possession of a majority of it, which she puts to good use.
- For Christmas Mira bought them both hats that were designed like coconuts. In return Kuzuryuu got them both an actual coconut.
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nifflering · 11 months ago
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Hiiiii,
Whoops guess I forgot to even turn on the asks…. Askies are now open :D
Aks game soon? Who knows?
(Side note: you should check out @roxannepolice `s old headcannon ask games – becuz they still haunt my brain – and it was an amazing birthday gift, one of the best I`ve ever gotten, so…)
Anywaysss…
I`m just gonna go with the top tier episode that lives in my mind rent-free (The fic you are reading totally does not have anything to do with that, wink wink nudge nudge)
The Keeper of Traken.
Fav thing about it:
Aside from the introduction of the icon (the possession scene, save me possession scene)
Many things – the worldbuilding for example: Traken is just this planet ruled by some old guy in a comfy chair and oh yeah…. He can control all the minds in the Union. The keepership, the Melkur concept, their silly little outfits – the puffy sleeves….
Also, Nyssa. Nyssa. You understand? Tremassss – his happiness is like the stars, plenty to share with everyone…. Helloooo???? The way his name is also an anagram for Master – he was created to be possessed (doomed by the narrative).
We need to quickly touch on the possession scene possession in doctor who is generally just – haha im inside you and the host doesn`t really change – but for Tremas: he gets much younger, his clothing changes and gets attributes of trakenite style clothes.
I need to get my hands on the novelisation – the script is not enough.
Also, I read that Trakens kinda have to biologically be good/do good things – the potential of that….   But at the same time - Traken is totally not as good as they seem… (the ppl gossiping and just generally being mean to Kassia – what happened to “evil dies here”?)
Srry for ramblies – I need to rewatch
Least fav thing about it
Some effects are kind of unnecessary – the keeper`s chair in the beginning – why did he need to pop in the console room and then to the other side? What purpose does that serve?
Also this….
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Funny images (just google the name – you`ll find the weird stuff) why did the keeper have to moan so much…..
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He is egg  
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 You!
Also
Nyssa <3
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Why get a pride flag when you have this
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Thank you soooo much for asking me. I am screaming just thinking about this episode, I will annotate the script now – for more ✨accuracy✨
I can't send asks so
@nifflering first doctor who episode that comes to mind
fav thing about it
least fav thing about it
find a funny image from it
gogogo
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strawberry-sundaze · 4 years ago
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Hello! May I ask for a mha matchup, please? I’m female, bi (I’m still figuring myself out), german, INFJ, Aquarius. 1,59 m tall, long, blonde hair, pale skin, grey-blue eyes and wear glasses, I'm chubby. I’m reserved, introverted, really shy, anxious, low self-esteem. I don’t like crowds. I can be distant and very quiet. It’s not easy to get close to me. I’m very cautious around others. I choose my friends carefully. Once I’m with friends I joke around a lot more. Chaotic neutral.
I’m probably the weird one in my friend group, though I’m rather calm. I often daydream about many weird things and/or discuss it with my friends. They often ask me how I even come up with things like that. I like to tease my friends and flirt with them playfully. I curse sometimes, but not much. I also sometimes say perverted things and nobody expects it, because I do look very innocent. I tend to be sarcastic, ironic, kind of blunt. My sense of humor is dark, dry and often silly or exaggerated I keep my opinions to myself, but if something important needs to be said, I will say the truth, even if it hurts. I need time for myself to recharge. I hate to be late and hate to wait, am mostly organised. I like to watch movies (mostly horror, even though I can get a bit spooked), read books (especially thrillers), listen to music and game occasionally. I love animals, especially cats (I have one myself). I'm sorry it got so long, but thank you so much!! Stay healthy and happy!💕
HI!! I’m glad you asked!! Thank you, I hope you are also staying happy and healthy :) More details = more accuracy so I can match you better! Tbh when I read this I was like wow you sound like someone I’d love to be friends with, LOL. I’ll give you a student, a pro hero, and a villain. Hope you enjoy!! 💛
Your (aged up!) UA student match is...
Nejire Hado!
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Okay. I came to this conclusion because first of all, Nejire seems to have a soft spot for people who more introverted. Not only that, but Nejire also has a sort of bubbly, mild temperament that would be receptive to dry humor, teasing, perverted comments, you name it. This lady is a queen at playing it off and playing along. She’d also be most likely to laugh at all your jokes genuinely, even the ones you weren’t sure would land because she loves to smile. Nejire would try SO hard to get to know you. She senses your cautiousness when it comes to people, so she’d put in extra effort to make sure you are comfortable when approaching you.
Nejire would love and accept you for who you are. No judge, only love. She would love to play with and style your long, blonde hair, stare at your pretty green eyes a bit longer than she probably should, and compliment you just to see your reaction. Nejire isn’t clingy; she knows you need your space (she is independent and likes her own space too, she gets it), but she does like to be around you when you both have time.
Honestly, she’d be a wonderful complement to your personality. Nejire probably would try her best to stay strong when watching a horror movie with you, but would end up freaking out in a fit of shrieks and giggles near the climax of the movie. *peeking through her hands, desperately trying to keep calm and breathing heavily* “MmhH...wha-...OH goodness... *long pause* ...waaAAAAHH HAHAHAHA IM SORRY, I’m SORRY I can’t do it! 😂😰” **But she’d have so much fun with you. She just hopes she isn’t getting on your nerves or anything.
Oh, one last thing!! She would LOVE to visit the zoo, volunteer her time and visit animal shelters, really just go anywhere she can see animals and pet them with you! She would be best pals with your cat. Nejire although airheaded at times would be very thoughtful; always thinking to bring by a new toy for your cat to play with or a new book she thinks you’d like to read when she gets to see you. 1000/10, Nejire Hado has THE most sugary, sweet heart.
Okay!! Pro hero time!! He is here! Your hero is...
Shota Aizawa!
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Heheheee~! I gave you this strange man. Please take him! You’re welcome. (Jkjk but here’s what I am seeing:)
He. LIVES. For. Dark. And. Dry. Humor. That is some good stuff right there. He would be hanging around you all day just waiting to hear what you had to say. He’s not a people person either, in fact, he’d much rather just be somewhere cozied up in his sleeping bag. The fact that you wouldn’t get on his nerves and you’d just chill with him would really soothe his soul.
Please make him blush with the pervy, surprising comments. It’d be hilarious. He’s a person that would be difficult to catch off guard, but if you do, it’d be SO interesting. Would he make a face? Would he even blush? Does anybody really know?? Aizawa is a man of mystery. He probably digs reading the occasional book and enjoys thrillers more than horror.
He obviously likes to clown around, as he regularly “lies” to his students because it’s “necessary” like okay Aizawa whatever you say. Probably quite the lowkey prankster. “Shota, have you seen my keys?” Aizawa: “No idea.” *has them hidden somewhere in plain sight so you’d barely miss seeing them*
Although he may be a lot apathetic on the outside, Shota cares a great deal. He’d encourage and motivate you day to day, from small things you wanted to achieve to big milestones. Even in the simplest ways; he’d probably say things along the lines of: “Oh, I’m glad you are here. Let’s get something to eat. Did you drink enough water today? How are you feeling?” Also, CATS. LOVES cats. He would honestly lounge around all day with any cat. Doesn’t matter if they are cuddly, irritable, sassy, whatever personality the cat has, he will love them. And eventually, they will love him, too.
“Hey, Shota, what day is today?”
“Today? Is it day? Does it matter? Ask Mic.”
This man. Sigh. He’ll always be the sarcastic, supportive, wonderful cat dad he is.
Yay! Lastly, we need a villain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The villain I would match you up with is...
Himiko Toga!
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Just look at her! She’s so adorable. Once you get past the stabby-stab-bloody Toga, she’s just a blushy, fun cutie.
You want horror? You GOT it. Himiko is down whenever to watch or read something scary. She’s your girl. She’ll even cuddle or reasssure you if you get a bit spooked, because I’m pretty confident nothing would scare this one. She’d probably also try to hide behind corners and jump out at you. Or on ceilings and drop down, lol
Toga would also love your hair because it’s blonde like hers! She does wish she had eyes like yours, though. If you ask her nicely honestly you probably don’t even have to ask, she’ll put your hair in buns like hers. Toga would try to gently get you out of your comfort zone by asking you to play games with her, dance with her, or hold her hand to go on a walk somewhere. She’d be gentle, she’d be patient.
Himiko would love to have someone to tell her secrets to. She’d talk or listen for hours, or for as long as you could handle. Please flirt with Toga!! She’d flirt RIGHT back and eat it up. Whether it was subtlety done or bold, she’d love it. Himiko understands that she can be overwhelming, maybe even borderline annoying, but she’ll do her best to tone it down if she ends up bothering you. Will absolutely give you your space. She can start talking in an instant and stop just as fast.
Toga is kind of particular about certain things, so she may or may not get along with your cat. She does like cats, though! She would try! I feel like if nothing else, she’d be a little too affectionate with your cat and squeeze them, so if you have a cat that doesn’t like to be held, well...
“Oh, hellooo! C’mere, kibber!” *picks up cat and squeezes until they meow and squirm out of her grasp* “Nooooo... Come back! ....please?”
Hope you liked it!! I did my best! Thank you again for the ask! 💛💛
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merrysithmas · 6 years ago
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st3 criticisms in sum
-the sexism in stranger things 3 was UNREAL off the CHARTS. like so overwhelmingly apparent that i cant even remember all the instances because there were literally so many. it was seriously jarring because it was totally unintentional -- and worse, often passed off as 'cute'.
-WHERE are the people of color! Suzy, the mayor, the Post characters, Robin.. all could have been cast as people of color. this is a HUGE problem with this show.
-will and robin, the gay characters. i love them. but the writing: we got to know they were gay for sure (yay) but their narratives were reduced to pining and sadness and ostracization in the summer of love -- which we saw rather jarringly juxtaposed to the narrative loudness of the heterosexual romance archetypal wish fulfillment arcs (the pedulum-swinging schoolchild puppy love of mike and el and the alleged 'sexual tension' between joyce and hopper -- which were both, oh boy, VERY alarming. written as if they were supposed to be likeable, realistic, - and even more disturbing -desireable. when they actually appeared at most times as dishonest, insensitive, and nonserious/not genuine love (mike, el) or abusive, dismissive, even scary (joyce, hopper). oh man, heteros i dont understand this! so bleak. just... eek).
-in careful hands the pariah/sadness quality of the limitedness of will and robin's "summer of love" scenes could have been used for poignancy and historical accuracy, while being dedicated to allowing a undercurrent of hope for will and robin through the acceptance of their friends. however, again, like the casual sexism, the casual manner by which will and robin's sadness is written, next to such jarring examples of what is supposed to appear as High Romance between the heterosexual dynamics, the dimness of will and robin's situations appear less like a thoughtful sympathetic commentary on queerness in the 80s, and instead like an unintentional, homophobic bias of the writers, and likely intentional homophobic bias of the company, or CEOs.
-the PRODUCT PLACEMENT HOLY. SHIT. the ENTIRE season was a commercial: Eggos, Kit Kats, Burger King, 7/11, Slurpees, Whoppers, Coke, COKE, Coke!, Snickers, Uhaul, The Gap, Camels, TAB, Nike... and that's just SOME of it. i make a point to avoid/limit ads in my life bc capitalism is a joke, so i REALLY notice this stuff and it was nauseating how sold-out the quality of the show seemed. they even had Lucas say a full-ass Coke commercial in the scene itself. a FULL commercial. sheesh!!
-The American Exceptionalism presented without any irony. Erica (a ten year old child)'s heralding of capitalism with no antithetical commentary from the contrasting communist thought school/and the cartoony depiction of Soviets. those things remove gravity from the show to make it lighthearted mass popcorn fare and takes away any intriguing cerebral-ness that s1 had. The blatant excess of 80s capitalism can be thought of as a pivotal moment in American history, whatever your beliefs, and it was strange how, again, there didnt seem to be much thought or intent in commentary on that but more unintentional promotion of it (neverending product placement). jarring.
-the lack of character development for almost every single character/dynamic and/or the one-note transparent "fill this role" characterization to almost every character.
-the overuse of El's powers as a plot device, limiting the actions/purpose of other characters. el obviously lost her powers as a result which im sure was the intent, but still the over reliance on them as a deus ex machina in the writing makes the other characters purposeless (see the many episodes when all 7 kids were grouped together and never had any lines or did any actions but watch/react to el -- hot damn that's bad writing). this is a dissservice to el's character as much as the others.
-the confused role of "who is the villain" in the show. s1: the lab and American govt were evil/shown to be maybe even more corrupt than the 'Evil' Soviets, contrasted to the blind patriotic belief of midde class midwestern white people in Reagan's 80s America. Hopper doent trust the govt bc of Vietnam but begrudgingly works as a cop, prob one of the only jobs he could get with his skills. SO GOOD. s2: hey everyone was fired at the lab, the lab is nice now. hopper works with the govt that he didnt trust (a bedrock of his character in s1) and keeps their secrets himself to the detriment of the town/el/etc... What???? s3: AMERICA is the BEST! russians are EVIL!!!! hopper is comedic relief. what? woah i have whiplash.
-the lack of stakes. will possessed for a whole season? never mentioned. el lost her powers? mike says "dont worry i know theyll come back". hopper dies? after credits scene. mindflayer beaten 3x? it will come back. very very odd. no gravity at all.
-the saccharine and tonally off 'you gotta grow up someday' vibe of s3, capped by hopper's monologue at the end really negates the whole appeal of the show. st became popular because people do NOT want to give up the idyllic freedrom and adventuresome spirit of childhood and "simpler" times and should not have to. by reinforcing the opposite they dispel the whole appeal that made the show popular. we want to see mike, lucas, dustin, will, el, max be the DnD heroes they aways have been, in both their games and eventually, their real lives. and one day, both. that would be good transition. not give it up! they need to be the heroes to show us we can do the same.
-the dismissal of Otherness. robin had a line, (paraphrase) "all the weirdos just want to be cool and popular" which is SUPER opposite to s1's "we dont need your popular or cool... it means nothing, when we stand together the 'weirdos' are strong" message and it felt, again, like they were gutting their own appeal. i thought this especially obtuse being said by a canon queer character.
well... that's it! wanted to express all the thoughts/why i felt the show was so poorly done this time around. instead of thoughtful nostalgia it transitioned tonally to silly irreverence (with the weird flippant Guardians of the Galaxy vibe many popular franchises try to mimick for some reason). i dont have much stock in s4 or investment now that ive seen how the show has been geared to marketing for mass appeal/corporate sponsors and profitability rather than storytelling, but i will watch s4 for the gays and 80s aesthetic at least. the gays <3
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volleyboys-imagines · 7 years ago
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Glad to see you're back :D and I hope finals weren't too tough on you ! Also also, it's my boi Terushima's birthday so I would like to kindly request headcanons on what would a day in Terushima's life be ( morning routine, practice, what he would do in class /lunch break etc) bonus points for weekend activites ! thanks in advance
halloooo im sorry that this is suuuper late, i was helping out my dad in his work!! College au for now!
Morning:
During school, Teru sleeps until the last possible moment. He has a playlist for his morning routine that is exactly the number of minutes and seconds from getting up to walking out the door. He’s very particular about it; any different and it screws up his morning.
Morning routine? Get up, glass of water, shower, dress, breakfast, check bag, and out the door. Takes about 30 minutes, 35 if he’s still sleepy.
Class:
The truth about Teru is that he’s smart af.
The problem is that, early on, his parents wanted to have a good, smart kid, like the Asian dad meme/stereotype. He knew the kind of work associated with being a topnotch student, and so he secretly decided not to be one. He’s got the grades of a below-average idiot, but he’s actually very knowledgeable.
so their expectations of him are pretty low to average, so he doesn’t get a lot of shit when he gets home with straight B’s or midway between pass and fail
He looks plenty bored most of the time because he’s already read the stuff before. He doesn’t have any questions for the teacher, really. The other kids think he’s a slacker, and gets picked last for any group project.
The irony is that he’ll do his best in group projects. Sure, he’ll be a deadbeat when it comes to direct confrontation, but in the background he’s already done with his part of the paper with amazing speed and accuracy.
I think he finishes everything first so that he can play later, usually working into the night to finish it. He works in a separate document or a notepad on his desktop instead of on the document itself (for a group paper). People who leave it for later and cram complain that he’s not working but really, it’s in a notepad on his desktop. He can copy-paste it when everyone else is done.
They’ll find out outta nowhere that the Gdoc is 3 pages longer hahaha and it’s because of Teru
SLEEPS IN CLASS. mostly because of surfing the internet or finishing that paper or doing whatever late into the night. Teachers hate it haha
Lunch break:
He always says it’s silly to bring in a bento, but really he thinks that it’s better than cafeteria or store food. Nothing beats homecooked!
not sure if he’s still staying at home or not....there’s a lot of unis in Miyagi and I feel he’d stay close to home
if ever he’s able to get out of the house, then he’ll get a scholarship. I don’t know how they do it in Japan, but here you can apply for a scholarship. he feels it’s a good way to thank his parents for putting up with his shit haha
He saves money to buy the more expensive stuff from the store or in the vending machines, and buys on the last day of the week.
Afternoons?
All he has is the volleyball club, really. It’s a way to let off some steam and energy because you can hit stuff with your own hands.
On days without practice, he goes home and does homework. Other days, he goes to the gym. And on even rare occasions, he goes out for ramen and drinks with friends.
Other days he just crashes on his bed and wakes up to find out it’s morning of the next day.
At night:
Well, I did say he goes home to do homework, go to the gym, go out with friends, or even sleep his head off. Here are other things he does at night, right before bed
Reading up!! It helps remembering stuff in the morning
Arranges his bag. He slept on it once, and he forgot a tone of stuff he needed that day. That has never happened again.
Stretching! If he hasn’t gone to the gym, it’s a great way to get your blood flowing
He does get a good soak in a bathhouse (if ever he finds one). He prays he doesn’t fall asleep tho (or come face to face with another guy’s dong).
Weekends? Whatever he hasn’t been able to do during the week (gym, homework), he does on weekends. Sometimes he slacks off and goes on the internet. But he goes out with his friends as often as he can because it’s boring at home. They play silly games and play dumb pranks on other kids, occasionally helping out people when they need it. Sometimes they do practice when they feel like it, but mostly walking around. Sometimes he meets with groupmates if they need to discuss things, and sometimes he goes on dates with his s/o (if ever he’s dating). :)
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glopratchet · 4 years ago
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delivery-two
You find yourself walking along an empty road in a desolate part of town "I'll see you later Delivery of the book is a little late, but it's still better than nothing "Thanks, " you say as you put away your bag and begin to get dressed You head out the door and into the night, heading towards your destination How to increase rank What to do next? There are no other people around, so you can think about these things now You continue on your way until you reach a familiar building with a large sign over it reading 'The Library' After some time has passed, you notice that there isn't any police car in sight The place looks just like when you were here before for class It feels weird not being able to read anymore though One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' You could make up your own quest if you really wanted to Already knowing the way from memory, you decide to try something new; You begin to enter the library Inside, is even more deserted than the outside A group of teens with skateboards simply stare at you as you pass by them with around twenty books in your hands They knew you weren't actually a member of their little gang One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city If you chose to ignore the skateboarders, go back to start Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank Teacher's Pet Every fight in the game is a boss fight Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank: Every time you die or fail a quest you can choose to start over from the beginning or continue where you left off The people watching you gain nothing from your success, they are only benefitting themselves If however, you are able to successfully complete the game, reaching 'Hero' rank and choosing to submit your accomplishments it will grant every player that does so in the future with 'Infamy Points' Every alligator requires some degree of stragtehy not matter what gear you have equipped right? Using an end gator weapon on a four foot yearling wont count squat if you dont know what you are doing but there are some things even the large razor sharp teeth and strong bite cant destroy im talking about people Item set-up for people killer: Claws- 4inch gold zinc alloy finger nails studded with 7centimeterglass cutting blades under the nails connected to a 3inch Zinc all weather guidance system with target painted for maximum accuracy Hands- level 3 kevlar sleeve guards with 11 inch bite reflex protected steel bones and plastic protecting the others Helmet- includes shooting range targetting HUD and forcefield visor that shocks attackers Item set-up for people killer: Basic strategy - انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل Advanced Strategy- انزفاشة للخس للمتعوب عليه Legendary Strategy- ; (coming soon) Basic strategy- انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: Name- Zeus Location- Somewhere nearby your house Loot- Full armor set including helmet, gauntlet, boots, robe, steel rod, bracers, and knuckles Also loot is only good till higher ranks Missions too Special loots only drop in specific missions those being And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode When you begin, you find yourself somehow walking along a abandoned road on a slightly overcast day with cloudy skies First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode Thats already made it weird for you Upon heading down said road in search of signs of other life you suddenly are greated by the sight a a car crash people are dead, or undead Pick one You see a single male adult out of the car attempting to bite an infant in a car seat in the back of the car You being a kind person that you are decide to help and grab a pipe wrench laying under the front of the car to destroy his head with Thats already made it weird for you Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators When done finish the mission and choose to continue for next rank Next is the burned house Very complex and detailed houses and props for this quest Upon reaching the front you immediately notice that there is something going on in that house however you gotta kill em all to help them! so open up the gate leading into the front yard of the house Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, send a request for rover drones to run security while searching the premisesand finally decree that if the troops come across Weaponized Plauge victims to restrain them instead of killing them immediately Begin reconnaissance of the house which contains blocked off windows and door with cross beams nailed into place Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal After finishing the humans caving in their own defenses with battering rams tear down said reffening beams then cautiously and quietly enter the house Upon entering you are greated by a female human pointing a shotgun at you "Can you help us? " she asks after shouting at somebody farther inside the house You make sure to buff yourself with all currently available protections before replying "Why certainly ma'am I am hear to rescue you If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House Next up: The Catacombs Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House The longer you cook the better the taste after all The longer you cook the better the taste after all Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, and the brine for the next quest in act 4 Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, and salt for brine Alternatively you can gather C4 plastic explosive to blow said house up from outside the restriction zone Also as a hidden note if you try to break into the house by bring AI with manipulation abilities you can turn around the Hostile Lady human into a friendly one by ordering her allies to kill themselves Well thats what it seems to do at least Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, and netting for the lab Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, as well as the next quest After the talk finish up the house with Orange Juice and a hammer for good measure Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, Sometimes things will look hopeless Begin slaying the Creeps and upon their deaths dance a victory dance as the scary Noise tracks them by your heartbeat and are then destroyed by your immune system Well not really but surly that would be cool Keep playing for massive amounts of nightmarefuel or watch a kid in his bed weep as his teddies hearing is 10 times better than that of his parents and you would be 1 mile away by now You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required Bring guns and rifle ammo for the guards or antibiotics in case you or your monsters get wounded out there You are running low on consumables so for the next quest go hunting humans for food or seek out a large vehicle wreck to pilfer parts from You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required You feel the need to pull out and restart that ending was just silly Ah well no help for it Brush your teeth and go back to the start Hey this is incredibly hard but very fun once you figure out the trick, my only problem now is I dont want it to end due to how creative and well done it all is, thank you! Also completing the game a 2nd time on easy mode would probably take about half the time! Check it out if your running low on time You feel the need to pull out and restart, Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, and healing is basically free and unlimited if you have the how acquired Looking back on it I should have taken the time to gather more herbs and such, Oh well maybe on new game plus Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, makes it very easy compared to others I have played though due to this What more is there to say other than this game stuck with me and tickled my fancy, ending was worth the time spent playing for sure Thank you again for all your work put into this creation Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Travel to the hive and get it and also a certain plant extract to stop the primary infection types in the surrounding areas You now have 2 choices of where to go for the main quests Gather enriched uranium for small arm ammo to gain access to a stadium or explore further a find a way of talking to the ZCI surrounded by hundreds of infected humans blocking your path Travel to the hive and get it, Above all else scavenge and survive Gather herbs for the researching of a cure of transport the possible cure to the forces holding out nearby, or head back home to defend it from hordes of infected and the mysterious 'darkness' killing infected and even survivors alike Above all else scavenge and survive Dont break the egg and trust no one These story options give the game a great deal of replayability for those extra fun game sessions! Thank you for dropping by, I hope you have an incredible day and anticipating your visit next time! Dont break the egg, Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Its the same for mutants too Also many large vehicles spawn with locked doors You need to find the keys or the tools to unlock them in order to loot them properly Tanks are artiulated like a mans leg at the hip and can easily be put out of action with a few well placed shots to that area Also on the undersides of heavy and cramped armored cars you can find vulnerably engines and other weak points to destroy them quickly too Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Abandon the delivery quest, it is too unrealistic and you risk loosing items if you linger As other comments have said remember rotting meat, once identified as such, is off the list as far as eating goes Remember to shoot windows out first to prevent infection entering treatment plants/ozone factories you may want to explore strongest thing in there are the huge fans that create the air flow for the ozone filters and quite powerful Great for fanning a flame up into a roaring blaze Abandon the delivery quest, Great lizardskull Im lost I ternd the accptnce tform into egnigbt qwestcion but now Im frmsh? Ehtan Socity is mbbblawtted beesyo knwnonttwwird Upehauemeh noice bbboo in evndecdosnt robetrsmne Perfect beeing: a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish You don't have to scavenge for items or make moral choices to determine outcomes This was also reality once, we do not need it again The game isn't great It's hours of nothing happening other than pressing a button here and there then fighting the same 2 or 3 mutants over and over before you can finally pass on to the next bland uninteresting location a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied so its instantly on the floor with your basic gear when you need to run or have both hands free Guns should never be kept in backpacks! Hard or soft luggage of any kind unless ripping it open takes only 1 second So a proper loop to put forefinger and thumb through should be present to open in one single move Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, eg broken fingers, heavy bruises, stab wound etc Try to store at least 2 full pints ; (running from refrigirated foodstores is great fun! ) of contaminated water that can be used when dousing flames or mixing healing potions if there is a shortage Dump dirty and very contaminated away ASAP Also use for trashing around to make unsettling noises to create scares Always have some "Wide Area" Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, Ten mega potions use these to hear after sustaining a major injury IF deemed still playable after review by designers then don't worry about the extra waste if allergic to meds and really need to rest Two healing potions heal up to half of your missing required health no matter the state of decay Dump dirty and contaminated water aftwards away IF allergic to meds then you might have had it and prolly best not to risk meds untested The gaming staff have been quite health and safety concious in that regard Your call Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Take note of and use the colour codes on your tat when creating these very specific liquid medicines, this helps a lot with the jargon Always get Energy Potions Ten energy potions ensure you maintain movement even under heavy fire Combine with meds if required Dump after 24hrs due to waste and limited shelf life Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Three or more paintballs Gathering friends for a fight improves the prize 20 random shells: makes taking out enemies quick and easy Aim for head Check back pocket pouch for more ammo Incremenet your shot quota to 100 after passing training and winning prize Three or more paintballs: Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s aim well, you cannot get another shot until your previous one expires or hits Great way to track down looters in a hurry! Beachball - drop this unique bouncy ball to block sinks and other passages and create safe routes or traps for enemies to fall into Each can be used at most twice so save them for the best moments Watch out as an explosion can cause it to pop causing ! DANGER! water to come thundering down Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Duck and Cover! Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! Locate other survivors carrying bookbags way easier to spot at a distance when equiped in this area Bring more packs for greater radius Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Ammo Costs: White Dots: 10 Bullets Red Dots: 20 Bullets As you progress through the cityscape you'll be gifted with coins and cash from fallen enemies, loot locations or contests won you can use this to replenish your ammo needs Be sure to check back with the trader to exchange your cash when needed Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Dung bombs; ( dung bomb ) - make even the worst, baddest, meanest daily task seem less set with a well placed explosion of dung! Shops hardly ever have these so buy some while you can! ( dung bomb )- make even the worst, Casing ; ( sap plant stone/iron ) Slime; ( royal jelly cancerous ) Null berries Note that some online scammers have been changing the format of payment from the previous generation's bank pins Also some limited edition items more info on the official site once it returns from this bug Sonic bombs - A suprise to everyone, these bombs actually suduce an audible sound wave at a certain frequency that only some creatures can here, and the rest suffer no damage but instead are knocked over! Sonic bombs- A suprise to everyone, Water blight ( worthless brown goo)-So after being in the wild for so long ive worked out this slime is often found around filthy infected water sources, so ive realised boiling it and adding special ingredients removes the brown colour and makes it almost clear Water blight; Alligators are weakest to ice followed by fire water and thunder You must allow 24 hours for orders to be prepared or you can pick it up right away but this may not be as good Crystal bones - these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection vouchers: awarded from some fights when your opponent was really trying to kill you! Champion reptile hide bag This is made from the animal skin of a Snake, Lizard, Crocodile or other large reptile creature There are not many left now so cherish it or find something better if you can Crystal bones- these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Some alligators will need you to bring energy drinks to tame and domesticate them Get gecko rock army ready 200 by 400 array formation Updates can be found on the website when fixed also limited mutant lizard gloves for sale! Some alligators will need you to bring energy drinks to tame and domesticate them High reach is advised thanks to large bugs and enemy climbing up Half dream circle with sun on Tuesdays at noon High reach is advised thanks to large bugs and enemy climbing up Constantly move, strafing around you and quickly starfing away Shooting star at night means good luck coming your way Spraying one of these on you somewhere means no creature will attack you for 10 minutes or untill you get too close You develop a rash and begin to lose health fast, before collapsing and dying from massive organ failure If completed soon you can avoid death and become safe again strafing around you and quickly starfing away Watch out for the posion bite The alligator holds fast and does not let go, it slowly drains your life away Better break its grasp eventually with brute strength or something else You refuse to help leading to death by walker bite Weak from blood loss you cannot help yourself and even assist in saving your food sources You choose to move on leaving them to die Carefully avoiding death by bite you lose some hair and are hairless for a decade afterwards Speeder spider webs growing out from a nearby mountain range need collecting High risk of spawnlings but also high priced Tracking down treesnakes for powerful healing ability parts They swim away and cannot be caught easily, try setting traps or hunting in small teams Everything increases in price, Tranquil has very little to offer going forward You lose two slots for infected items, they hoped you would accept these terms but who knows if they would have stuck to them Speeder spider webs growing out from a nearby mountain range need collecting Gore magala leather is always prized, partly because the creature tends to poison those it touches and partly becase of its aesthetics Try using a slingshot with metal tips to bring down birds Your mainly feeding yourself at this point, shooting the throats out of passing birds It takes several days but eventually after fending off some infected you are able to cook by a fire and sleep in a tree-hole baited with fresh human flesh You understand the situation now Gore magala leather is always prized, Glopratchet rank You stay with the bitter pirates hidden away in their town for a few weeks being looked after Eventually you realise getting back to your home island will be no easy feat, all the pirate ships are gone and most of the captains are now dead forcing you into hiding Glopratchet rank 4 Alright welcome to gloptrachte rank at this point you have the option of two paths, pirate or recluse survivalist Alright welcome to gloptrachte rank 4, Here is wehre you get the title of one of the most difficult video game ever made The difference in both paths is almost non-existent until you are faced with a particular choice later Dunno what happens then either but do the other version first and well thats that ive done it You prefer to be a pirate if only because its looks more fun Alligators in g rank hit a ton harder than anything you have faced yet, and the situations are suddenly becoming very dangerous Can you become the worlds toughest pirate? There is a pirate town called 'portsmouth' thats almost totally controlled by psychoactive substances Rumored to be enhanched with giggle smoke making the inhabitants near invincible Possibly leading to enhanced combat prowess and unnatural luck? For more information look G rank pirates on wiki Alligators in g rank hit a ton harder than anything you have faced yet, Its not uncommon to faint once or twice during a delivery even when wearing end gator gear Your G-wrench becomes a sideshow feature for more than a few days in the ludus gladiatoria Goring, impaling, crushing blows fail to break its frame as you happily explain its craftmanship to onlookers Arbalests and muskets fired sit deep in its hinges and metal crossbars while so far none have managed to scratch its sizeable diamond crystal head Its not uncommon to faint once or twice during a delivery even when wearing end gator gear! Make a new chariot as soon as you hit g rank keep the G-wrench equipped at all times if you do end up delivering in it Sure they are devastating even without the end-game setup but will make very few friends! Dropping a forum post saying you plan to find a group for delivery might attract interest There absolutely will be people who ask to join as well as people telling you the suicidal odds Ignore the negativity and find matchers, only go with those who dont question if you are prepared or not Make a new chariot as soon as you hit g rank, Tetsucabra x You set off from ivald rank somewhere amidst a typical batch of nievey caves, thinking you are searching for the askos of gibber linision milk You travel, mostk of the time, dawn to dusk mostly without issue but suddenly staring at the faces of two tetsucabra in a narrow cave corridor Your group was ill prepared for a fight with even one but with your tiny number and no access to weapons its a moment of extreme danger Tetsucabra x 2 Seregios are often very much alone when they hunt, especially so in this instance with no large bodies of water anywhere near but its unusal to travel in a group The beasts appear to be just as confounded by this 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HELLO THE NEW MESSAGE SEEMS TO BE: ALL IS WELL I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT YET You approach a skinny fellow reading at a table warmed by the sun On it lies crosses feet away from his scrawny body in its grey tunic covered by a worn cloak He has messy facial hair that partly hides a hare lip Need alligator tail pronto, At last you finally come toe to toe with the seregios harbinger himself No longer do you see the white beards and solemn faces of philosophers and priests twisted by the ravages of time like the emissary, instead you're faced with a stereotype of youth: The overconfident-yet-incapable squire who only faces dangers he can't contender with His tunic is clean of any blood or viscera yet it would be folly to assume it has not been acquainted with such things At last you finally come toe to toe with the seregios harbinger himself Bleeding ailment swollen tongue, complains about itching We have swept the last remnants of the Vessel from our stronghold There remaind be a few hidden in obscure places that we are working to root out but after finding a laboratory I can safely say we have won Although our removal of the infected area will be noticable to onlooking vessels I trust that with good faith and a open ear we can stear clear of perjorative actions by your company Bleeding ailment, Health will decrease as you spring or evade situations to reduce the spread of disease This may or may not also affect your friends' illnesses Gangrenous Gum ; (-2 Conv) A small abscess on one of your teeth has become gangrenous and necrotic, and you need immediate attention lest it festers Deterioration is increasing in many essential machinery components we cannot keep up with repairs and construction quick enough Fancy that! Health will decrease as you spring or evade situations to reduce the spread of disease Mosswine jerky or steaks to cure disease? Mosswine jerky or steaks to cure disease? Farm for equipment Give these folks sustainable food supplies for their help with machinery You manage to push the walking engine out of it's joint-infected area and into a more localised hotspot, unfortunately before you can issue healing it blows a gasket and begins leaking boiling gears and oil all over the place leaving burns that fester through harsh oxidation Your services are of no longer needed by the employeers and the ones responsible for your hire are nowhere to be found Fearless Beast not quite busted Information has been gathered but at what cost of magic essence and fatigue? Pushing onwards would be suicide and retreat would be unless you had a horse or knew the way as the Slenders constantly pursued you but definitely hurting, you withdraw before it recovers It was a great help to have survived that nasty spill into a rough tangle of underbrush that broke your fall after fleeing from the heavy beasts charge and stumbling blindly into a narrow ravine while fleeing from the Slender man Beast not quite busted but definitely hurting, Brute tigrex slain find flamespear: yes To flip to the back You stagger back to the town with the roaring beast hot on your heels and launch a firebomb into its maw as it leaps to consume you for its evening meal It roars after being set ablaze and rampages through the nearest village tearing it apart and destroying several homes and structures Brute tigrex slain Temper tantrum Charm up from a furry beast Tainted: 0 Mutation: 2 Cavemeats foundry Showdown Hunters vs Mutants You leave a delicious eitgeist, ghoul or even a humansoul for the beast to consume before wiping away any trace of yourself and sneaking away as you feel its satisfaction resonate inside of you Heap of Ashes - You wish me a good night, but is it? The comfort I give he cannot, he's trying yet I prevailed and live to see another night! [Dropping Threat level by one] Showdown: Brute tigrez is a true force to be reckoned with and take consolation in the fact I slayed it with my own hands [Tainted: Withdrawing at the brink of death after seeing what I must do to survive cowardice or a pragmatic decision? The beast makes no fuss when shown the gift and settles down for a sleepy night of satisfaction You drop the body of the stealthy girl into a pit with several enraged mutants infected with class 3 extras that pisses on them before falling asleep with a happy smile Brute tigrez is a true force to be reckoned with and take consolation in the fact I slayed it with my own hands [Tainted: Topple or mount the alligator to access the tail for an escape route You run all the way back to the mansion panting and wheezing but feeling great joy that you survived such a deadly area alive The beast's lunging bite catches the scouts thigh, completely tearing it off and sending spurts of blood into the air as it keeps turning in mid air to land on its back for good measure causing blood and flesh to stain the floor 0 / Mutation: Hideous beast? 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Advanced quagmire quarrels should do the job Demolisher constructions, land grabs and monopoly are the bare minimum evils of any self-respecting city district Taking a shortcut through a seedy alleyway you notice a covered manhole with steam hissing out from it on one side and the other blocked off by dead end rubble of fallen down wall You shrug to yourself and head in, it not being the weirdest thing to happen to you during a mission and at least your radar is giving you some advance notice this time Demolisher constructions, Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels It could surface anywhere so you decide to get yourself readily waiting at some kind of access point that you can move in on as soon as you identify its location Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects Gogmazios is still no pushover to face without the element of surprise Even with it his sheer size combined with a horn attack that can breath lightning and a tail swing that emits radiation make him dangerous without several hundred yards between you and him The building complexes either side of the alley seem to contain cheap food outlets and clothing stores from what you can see in the windows but that's about it Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects, Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface You use the building rooftop as a vantage point so you have a clear field of fire and discourage others from approaching the alleys significance at the same time Laying down behind some air conditioning machinery you rest your custom heavy rifle on the low wall, sighting slowly along it for any sign of movement in and around the stale covered manhole Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides alligators are easily capable of bursting concrete just by ramming everything from speeding trains to gawping tourists and can knock holes in solid metal ship hulls with pure strength You're not about to take this one for granted Some of the solid slugs you've loaded ought to do a pretty good job of punching through that armored shell if it stands still long enough for you to aim Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides, Blast blight barnacles, seedlings and leviathans out of the water with high explosive rifle rounds composited with tungsten shards The best way to take down ceiling jellyfish is to blow them to smithereens of course however melty that may make you Blast blight barnacles, Molten tigrex claws, lightning phoenix feathers and pyre war third forearms are gathered into a tight bundle of explosive power to blast that warm glancing blow with added fire effect! Molten tigrex claws, Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, wyvern heart explosive tips and smoldering black chamber dragon gas bladders to ensure your payload brings down anything on four legs, two wings or 88 of them! You've just started to doze off when you hear a muffled crash coming from the alley below Your hand pulls the tarp off the gun as your eye finds him almost instantly and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them Your pay is just supplemented by the materials which you salvage from the corpses of the monsters if you're not bothered about potentially hazardous chemicals and whatnot as well as a basic reward for completion Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Relic reward systems, while not as lucrative as they could be, still can leave you better off for taking out a single creature or group of creatures This isn't a lone gargoyle or manticore That would just be silly "Hey! Get that gun off my manhole! " Comes the muffled voice from below Out of reflex you almost point the gun at the opening but stop yourself remembering where you are just in time and refocus on the iron hatbox sliding towards it Relic reward systems, Rare drops You can only pick up one Which do you prefer? Rare drops: Almost every alligator has one of these massive teeth which can be worn as a solid token of your victory in slaying the beast, the size of the tooth correlating to the size of the creature Looking at the serried fangs alongside their shrunken lifeless bodies, you estimate that the one you shot must have been at least 13 feet long from tail to snout You don't know what breed of alligator you killed but you intend to mount this tooth on your wall when you get home! 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Maybe If you were reading this as a question you'd be no closer to answering it correctly It's something way out there Alligators eat some to the strangest stuff you've ever seen, You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon Queen extract Thankfully just one of these is needed this time, the same rules apply i Slaying the creature Vs selecting the correct part after it has been dismantled after death You have to choose exactly which part you need for the gun after identification Queen extract: Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Vs a clear fluid which boosts protective abilities to incredible levels The weight of your pick? Grease You've heard of some uses for this stuff but mostly in the bedroom, beyond that it's just smooths machinery and isn't much use outside of that Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Immortal reactor One of the rarest reclusive high yield parts in the game, only ever seen a couple in your short time playing It's used to power turrets and automatically targets invaders to a set point It only activates at great distance from this location and you must choose one type of ammunition for it Immortal reactor: Barach pallium Should the need arise you can use this ragged cloak as temporary protection from the elements and temperatures On one awkward occasion it saved you from certain doom when entering an otherwise inaccessable area using a cheat code which sent you into negative coordinates Barach pallium: Rathian ruby A clear liquid which can be used at the origins of projectile weapons to give them increased explosive or kinetic energy upon contact You used one drop to shatter a solid rock bridge which was giving you grief when transporting Trico resources across For this reason it is often classed as rare although it's not an uncommon occurence for rocks to be broken by big beasts walking over them Rathian ruby: Tigrex mantle When worn this thick fur greatly increases your resistance to the elements and has kept you warm in winter ice storms and cool in clouds of ash on many occasions It's ever grateful for being allowed to accompany you on hunts Tigrex claw: Capable of moving in any direction these claws were once attached to the feet of a single normal looking tigrex before it was killed Tigrex mantle: Pulsating blastheart An oversized abnormal looking heart with a value in the hundreds of thousands, it's hard to believe that this was once inside a living breathing dragon and even harder to believe you removed it without killing the creature Pulsating blastheart: Conquest sphere How much is life is just a delivery service Unparalleled by any other in efficiency you've given the Rift and it's people everything from sticks to live for a few minutes to unimaginable weapons of destruction You don't know what this does yet, but it doesn't really matter you suppose Rift compass: That might be Martha's problem, she certainly says this thing helps her find hidden treasures everytime she goes somewhere new Make of that what you will How much is life is just a delivery service? 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the master of defense will force the quest into failure During the attack you can ran away if your health drops into low levels Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Defeat Steve and give gf a good pet type battled to complete goblinfog quest Kill evil plaguing lake and return for your reward in kruem Junction Then escort librarian back to town with you in hear to avoid being eaten by jayman jaywalkers Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Kushala kushowdown You challenge kushala to a dance off and win Quest finished Kushala kushowdown: A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job Use pilum on guard, sell armor then give it to wenching with wench in haystack Take targetting medallion, and give tio dave Shhhhhhhhhh: ' It is illegal to use strong magic in uld diesil A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job The echoing roar Hunting vicariously Scare the Priest by sending a monster to attack hm Bring the loot back to wenching with whitch in haystack witout waking up armored soldiers Save dungon dwellers and retuen to quest giver for your reward in kotis xi Shadows of the past: Take time portal back to where it all went wrong resolve paradox and return to actual present thousands of years later Hunting vicariously: The alligators can smell fear They will probably make short work of the pale normals that tend to scream a lot when they get scared The Guard Captain will probably get impatient and try to take the payment while you are on your way You were raised by an alligator Yours was a bit bigger though Get a reinforced waggon and load it with a scaly horror from the local lake or whatever you can find with large teeth and a hunger for anything close to normal bipedal size The fear mechanic is pretty fun Hunt with some alligator man and gain a bunch of bonuses against fear, recruit some alligator men to go scare people while you stay warm back at camp Unleash a horde of mind controlled orcs, goblins and other filler creatures to be mowed down After the quest is completed give the medallion to wench for the g spec forces The fear mechanic is pretty fun Shipping out Attack of the derro mutants use mixed monster army of Orc, ogre, kobold, ghoul trolls and even rat men with rusted steel to nilbogs to traverse the swamps and jungley Give all leaders mad crusade and fear aura and poor braves and innocent civvies die on your way to kill mad king Who now isnt mad and is actually strong are they sculling the plot to your favor Noctural commision Complete it in the day time Emperor crono personally send supooror maurad to take care of forest in his own way along with his own mutant army Who you've been terrorizing again because you hate fighting orcs SHIPPING OUT: Sell your armor to a village yokel named Bubba for a pittance Noctural commision: Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side he gives it a light pat and sends it, then another then another, pitter pattering past you to the Orcish camp "I'm going to send my meduza to sap the courage of the resolve there You look at him for a moment "Did you want to just use the meduza or do you want to pop in there yourself? The Dah'ren's brow raises half a centimeter as he considers this proposal Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side, Preadtor into prey ul: Convince rats to eat through chest protector of noble so he dies defending his city And Suddenly: Explode! Preadtor into preyul: Afraid of the dark choose a ghoul or some other darkness loving beast to accompany you and terrify foe with awful presence Worried about going slowly insane? Take a Sneek369! But of course you don't want to actually do any of these because some lines just shouldn't be crossed Time to take the battle to the orcs! Afraid of the dark? Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Blips appear on the tactical map as soldiers register their existence on the various life-monitoring systems installed in the fort - from an intelligence standpoint, it's fascinating how resource-light this operates - with a quick left twist you can control the lights, and with a quick right turn you can open and close the iris of an electro-magnetic powered door in one of the turrets Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Hide and freak -attack with billipedes? Sure why not With adrenaline pushing you, mix melurs, men and ogre into the meatgrinder But before battle prepare large amounts of food , put it in fridge and release glunch with tooths ans tallow During battle open fridge for healing fast midfight ARGH! Hide and freak-attack with billipedes? Dinner guests Unasked you bring Friend and Ardanien friends to diner, fry ants and other six legs Halfway friends notice YOUR diet and lose interest in eating, play nice while they conscious, afterward meal is law unless selfdefense FLESH IS WEAK: need more medpower, flesh wounds always wider then long, should eat more plants and less Animals Height matters not: Dwarves same size as you but think themselves superior? Dinner guests : Buffet put alternating rows potatoes bread carrots bacon etc on plate, more stuffing then can eat before turning grr to orcish habit, ruins appetite seeing piles of food waste Not injure nurncy, the little ones are good creatures So, eat fast? slow? somewhere inbetween? All the advices push and pull you both ways so who knows maybe today just decide for yourself Behind you a large potbelly stove heats the entire kitchen and makes working golden and delicious Buffet: You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! The letters were: G for gnome, A for alligator, D for dead, I for impant Coagulant powder gets out of anything now the target is S for sotakians in silver, red drops down hatch with luck Yeah youve spilt turqouise ring on your DAMN IT! You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! no idea what you will do now And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! Blastblight animals born with unnatural disease causing random damage and decaying flesh common in radicals, criminals Whispered: any idea, especially to someone already 'aware' mixed success can be of anything from news, rumors, poems Warped: an unpredictable but minor sideaffect of ascension exact effect unknown but never lethal Gets you out of boring parties though Blastblight: Striking gold lucky day, as in found old map to once glorious Sload basement full of magic things Handflare: sends out blindind light, signature sneaks tool mixed with above flarerep ; (spy tool) maybe work as nullifying smoke Oily blade: more stainsure than anything else but used by certain folks who like not having to clean the knife, just wipe off blood and its good again Striking gold : Into the mist works like smokescreen cloudkill but filled with acid Silverbirds: expensive meatballted magical birds that melt into valuable silver ingots when cooked, Great for bribes and festivities Guats think theyre from their god, so only catch them wild Into the mist: Looking at equipment can help determine what role you will play Maybe you are: A vicious killer without conscience or regard? An agile and stealthy assassin? Or an insuclaious hulk that crushes all opposition? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, not concerning himself with defense and aiming his attacks at a weak spot, taking powerful swings with every attack The flipside to this is that the enemy can try dodging or blocking the blows Would you be throwing massive elemental blasts or crushing fists from a distance? or focusing on debuffs and controlling the enemy's mind? Will you go in with poisoned dagger ready at any opportunity or patiently waiting with a straight sword for the moment to strike? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, Nothing makes for poor damage than four guys tripping each other up trying to get to the monsters head Having said that some players prefer the outlandish dodges over physical defense Finally there is a way to hold your ground and simply dictate the battle, casting spells and speaking into minds, but it can be just as effective to cripple your enemies first before getting into the thick of it yourself Take advantage of the many opportunities; differentiate your role from party members by taking different classes, or different focus within the same class! Oh and TRY TO SAVE THE TOWN! Watch for upswings super pounds and gi shells They like to travel in groups of four Certian weapon attack can be incredibly disruptive towards other hunters For example a Lightcasters truncheon can expose the weak points of even the most grotesque enemies and friendly fire When under ten feet of the enemy, the broad side of a sword's not much good so fill the gap with a whole orchestra of pain; a Ogre Steelcup's brass knuckles will turn simple slash into cracked ribs, a reaver's claw gives vicious cuts that bleed profusely and stagger the foe Try for common materials as well! Mind your positioning and make sure no other hunters are around when you are using them Look for zero radiusweapons or elemental attacks Some hunters prepare a single super powered attack they can aim at the centre of a group of enemies to destroy them all with one blast Others are happy with an elemental attack that burns the ground or puts a fog in the air that blinds everyone You might be surprised but people usually only pay attention to the largest monster in a group and Elements are at their strongest on smaller targets Contribute some other utility Anything to give your team the edge whether that be healing potions, darts for crowd control, traps or spells to terrorize enemies Caltrops are your friend against Fleshlancers! Something as simple as a little light and noise can keep a wizard from casting or scare a Creeping Devil back into its hole Contribute some other utility Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs think about how you can add something unique to the team! Now to choose your path! Last Epoch - Tome of the Elder Revival Like the Zealot's ode to the Saints, this book is less a book and more a collection of essays by theologians, historians, politicians, adventurers, warriors and healers on the Nature of Magnam the Elder, written on his death Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs, Keep equipment up to date When you weren't fighting Epoch's henchmen you patrolled with other terrestrials hunting new species or less friendly tribes of man beast along with usual expeditions for resources People are surviving longer out there so you brought back all the tools of the trade A few quick blows dismantle traps, everyone learns sniper When you rank up update all equipment of the approatiete rank Make sure the armory is visited at least once a week Luciferium - The Language of Lucifer The Zealots have several sections in different stages of construction in their underground temple and this language only appears there Thanks to it, believe it or not, good old trial and error process, we have deciphered a bit of it which allows us to learn how it works and build our own sentences Good news is, you won't ever forget it Carry lifepoweders and dust of life to heal teammates from afar Make sure the folks at home have all needed oil to make more lifeenergy potions! Carry pouch of extra bolts and sharpen teammates arrows Gunpowder needs Nitre ; (eastern Xaagon mine trap) Sulfur ; (Mount Fire! ) Charcoal, Ashes Get alchemy lab distilled it into medicinal potions again! Antitoxins, antibiotics and parasite repellents for the towns nearby Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Share items with your team Dont just take all the loot, especially not the lifepowders it is short in supply Dont hit mounted alligators in the head They are armored like tanks on top there! Aim for the eyes and hack at the feet! In a rage they will still charge through flames so beware, even more, when fleeing from an horror Finally: BE PREPARED! Dont hit mounted alligators in the head If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit If the halfbreed has telekinesis grab him quickly or bash his head in quickly or your armor will disappear and soul exchange starts Any injected monstrosities rush forward so horrifying that monstrosity-only rifles have been trained on you If they stay back or have physical weapons, you may retreat to hop on another beast or mount another assault Dance! If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit Won't be long before we're living in actual houses again and survive past 30 So you see Ophelia, even with all the responsibilities and seemingly unfair rules the bosses have put on us, we're getting this team to work well and just look at the profitability Just make sure from now on that any poison-welding Zealots stay the hell away from acids or my beautiful plate armor will be stripped from my body quicker than wraiths from saintman hair! Come to think of it Cleghart did look a little shifty at dinner before I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS MISTER CLEGHART! why do they always give themselves away so my sweet demonic love, did you enjoy your presents? of-of course I didn't kill anymore! and she made you 'scared to hurt me' for quite some time at least until I became useful and she told me to when was it "Ophelia, position E! " Cap Muntz calls out, drawing my attention The ground shakes as beast of torturous skeleton and rotting flesh approaches the fort A disgusting sniffling from the back of its throat can be heard as it slowly makes its way up the hill we're shooting from, unaware of where the threats are coming from bad time to not have the radio, I can't call for a bombing I aim my rifle and take the shot perusing the armor between the ribs It howls, dropping out of sight to the left with a clumsy roll A volley of shots hit the dirt further down the hill and it bursts back up with fire in its mouth FIR-N " I struggle to pronounce before he drops like a rock once again in pain Definitely fire Flame-man? A flash explodes on the beasts chest and it screams before another volley of shots take its head off It collapses howling on the ground before them, sending them into a sprint back up towards our position
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