#THIS IS MY DAY
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my day 💗
went to the mall (that’s what y’all americans call it..) with my close friend!!!
got a coffee from the chocolate store and they gave me a huggeee peice of rocky road w it
used a weird fairyfloss machine thingy 😭🙏
got lipgloss, pimple patches and bought lolita at the bookstore!
SAW THE CUTTESTTT GUYYY! my exact type, he had beat up converse, A DAVID BOWIE SHIRT 😍😍 and a messenger bag
bouta go out to dinner to get japanese and did my hair 💗
#lacey yaps#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#ootd#this is my day#moots#letters to lacey#alternative#i love my moots#girlblogging#music#the tape recorder
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Happy national bat appreciation day!!
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life rlly is sculpting hands, jumping rope manically, sculpting hands, jumping rope manically, sculpting feet, lifting weights, sculpting feet
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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tumblr simulator
#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment#my comic for comic day#makeaterriblecomicday2024
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior#So#I feel like I could really lean into the mythos#They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck
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#staff need to realise that one little change to layout ruins my day#and that when i snooze tumblr live i mean that i want it GONE#tumblr live
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
#dottie rambles#best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid#hilarious#i did nunber them but did not document where i out them#i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this#they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places
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A begrudging Happy Valentine's to you all! Stay safe out there, my fellow aromantics ...
#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#valentines day#aromantic#asexual#aroace#alastor#jeri's art tag for convenience purposes#alastor has my blog in a chokehold
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🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀
Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
#artists on tumblr#tumblr shenanigans#boop day on tumblr#Booping the mutuals#Boop this fool#You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend
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