#THIS FUCCIN GUY!!!!!
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me writing just so much smut tonight and then remembering one of my rl friends is following me just to read my writing
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I know next to nothing about Rain World (Unable to play and watched 2 long videos about the environment and mechanics) and yet I’m already thinking up an au about the little skinny robo buddies
#Fucking help me it is past midnight I am insane#I literally only know about Pebbles and that is it. That is all I know.#And when I say I know about Pebbles I mean I know they’re name and that is all that I know.#All the Rain World fans reading this right now are going fucking ballistic right now lmfao#Y know what just for that I’m putting this in the default Rain World tag because I wanna know what they all think of this#my shitty rambles#rain world#five pebbles#dunno why it is says five pebbles when there is only one Pebbles and there were 4 of the little robo guys before in total but okay ig#Again. Rain World fans are gonna go fuccin apeshit lol#Lemme know what that means in the reblogs/comments. Tell me why it’s five pebbles lol
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Random question
You got a favorite Zelda enemy? It can be a boss or a regular monster
i jus think theyr neat...
bosswise?
that.
#edgyasks#i also like fyrus the inferno and argorok and demise and and... ugh i love loz#i KNOW i put a lot of tp stuff but i love that game so much gimme a break!!#from other games i hate the Redeads in Windwaker to DEATH but their concept I love#I like the Poes in uhm... God uh Triforce Heros I think yeag they're fun looking#Skull Kid from OOT ofc they're cool. Oh oh also the lil skull dudes that come outta the ground at night#Oh in Skyward I like the uh.. the ancient looking enemies in that one desert place i fuck with those#i don't really remember anything from the og game on nes so i can't say anything there...#Oh again with these but the Poes and Redeads in Hyrule Warriors always looked awesome!!#hated fumking... fuccin hyrule captain ghost .... he sucked...and golden chimkin#OUGH THE DRAGON BOSS IN WINDWAKER WAS SUPER FUCKIN FUN IK IM DOING LIKE DESIGNWISE BUT HE WAS FUN.#in botw i liked the lizalfos or however the hell you spell em#they were just creatures! little guys!#lionels too like i genuinely loved those dudes#i'll...stop ranting sorry i like.. legend of zelda..#i missed some games but whatever i'm. i should stop lol#legend of zelda#loz
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THERE’S A COMIC THERE IS ANOTHER CASS COMIC THAT I GOTTA READ AND CATCH UP ON OH MY GOD AND THERE’S COLORS??????? WHAT????????????????
Part 3 “Claws”
Hot Rod and Drift meeting for the kinda first time :)
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#I still refuse to actually Google anything. Casserole is my one true source.#Figuring all this out as I read this comic is gonna be fuccin hilarious#im just gonna be sitting there like “wtf who’s this guy”#MACCADAM#WHO TF IS MACCADAM#JUST SAW THAT IN THE TAGS WHAT#comfusion +100#dont get me wrong I love this it’s hilarious just reading a whole-ass comic with no fucking context#Best part about it too is it’s called “Silent Fuckery” Comic so. I think ima have a blast#Cass if you’re reading all these tags I’m sorry you had to read em#You don’t have to answer any questions btw I would be very happy going in blind. Just sitting there wondering who tf these metal men are#casserooni
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PAC The Aura You Give Off
HAYLOWWWWWWW welcome back lol I’m here with a quick PAC cos we’re almost there to 2000 followers oooop our tarot event is near!!! So to celebrate my 1985 followers huh isn’t that a Taylor Swift album? 🤔 anyways I’m here to let you guys know and see what kind of vibes you give off. I feel A lot of you like anime! I was pulled to anime images for this PAC and you guys know I do emojis. I also feel Red, Blue,Teal, & Purple are inportant to some of you or are actually the color of some of your auras they can be your favorite colors too maybe that’s how you should choose your pile? Some of you I heard!! Anyways let’s get this going you know this is a GENERAL reading take what resonated and the let the rest ROLL off it’s for someone else!!! Okay bitches let’s fuccin GOOOOOOOOOOO
Pile I
Yo this is deep and intense, I feel that’s the vibe you give off. You give off a death and resurrection vibes, the beginning and end the alpha and omegas I feel like there is plutonic energy about you guys, very scorpionic vibes. Some of you like black or are night owls. I get tortured soul vibes from you, very grungy. But so upbeat positive, unique, rare and goofy it’s like a goth singing 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton I’m getting those vibes, pink and black vibes. You guys have been through so much shit! You guys give off defeated but thugging through with a smile vibe, happy go lucky. Sunshine on a rainy day I heard. You guys are a cloudy day but it’s still sunny. Very uranian energy too, you guys stand out and I feel you guys suffer for it. Very fun and outspoken. Outgoing! Risk takers and that’s gotten you guys into some deep trouble but you rose out of it! You guys give off soldier through war ptsd fighting for a happy ending vibes some of you have fake it til you make it vibes. Some of you. People see that you’re a warrior who’s been defeated but you’re not afraid of starting over from 0. The baddest period. Some of you may have sun in Gemini ♊️ which means happy birthdays gem babies!!! You’re unique be you and don’t worry about the pain you are the happy go lucky baby you will be ok!! You’re very strong you’ve died and came back so many times the transformations you’ve went through are endless.
Pile II
Ooof! So this pile gives off selfish bitchery vibes, you guys seem so motherly, maternal, paternal, parental, loving. Very caring and sweet but I think you give off insincere vibes like you have to give something to get something from you. I also feel people feel like some of you are players or that you’re heartbreakers, you’re very helpful I feel but people may be reluctant to take your help? Some of you may be Taurus moons?? You like money, luxury, having things, people can assume you’re bougie or stuck up!! You are very careful with who you help, again this is why people may assume the worst about you. You guys are very grounded and earthlyd. I feel like you guys have a lot and you worked for that shit! A lot of you are self made and I heard jealous! They are very fucking jealous of you! Your whole vibe and energy shit what you got too! Even if you don’t physically or materially have a lot. They want what you got, you just have it! youre the it boys/girls/its/thems! You got a lot of haters ! People try to make you guys out to be “better than them”. Idgaf that’s cos you are! You’re regal 👸🏽 🤴🏽 👑. They can’t take you and I feel like you guys defend yourself! You guys are hella motivational too you wanna see your people succeed & make it. You’re a cheerleader cos you clawed your way and fought tooth and nail I heard to make it happen for you and I am all happy for you guys I’m rooting for y’all to keep going fuck the haters and the ones that have negative thoughts Ik know getting the vibe of this guarded energy that people are mistaking for selfishness and that’s on them. Some of your guides are talking and they have attitude and I’m here for it! They don’t play about you and I think it’s cos they know what you had to go through to have what you have so protect that shit with everything regardless of how little or how much you think you have. You have a lot! I love this vibe p2. You are tight as fucc. I love you! Stay true and even if you’re bougie stay having high standards! Stay classy
Pile III
So this pile is a little sad, you guys give sad boy/girl/them vibes. It seems like you guys are very sentimental but you give off the vibe of being stuck in nostalgia if that makes sense. You can be the ones that still wear 90’s style clothes or listen to that music. lol I’m hearing still trying to make fetch work so maybe some of you like mean girls. Gretchen wieners I think her name was right? anyways you guys give off that vibe of being trapped when you’re not really trapped. You guys get into your head a lot! Some of you maybe Scorpio suns and Gemini Jupiters it can even be vice versa. I’m seeing that you’re over-thinkers and when you start thinking bout old times you can travel way back into your memories. Jupiter has to do with expansion and Gemini is mercurial mental energy so I feel like with that you guys are the biggest over-thinkers of this reading! You guys can stretch a thought for miles long! I feel like you’re hella intelligent too! You’re intense and you’re giving, romantic, sweet. You make everyone feel like they’ve met you somewhere before. You give have familiarity vibes. It’s just so easy with you I feel you can make others feel at ease and hella comfortable with you. Your aura and vibe is homely very warm like similar to p2 but more humbling. You’re generous. Kind. I feel like your aura is kind of trapped in a happy dream vibes. I heard happyland? I feel you guys are emotionally invested in your happy memories and good times. I feel in a past life you were trapped in some way. I also think you give off the vibe of being trapped so maybe some of you jail? I’m thinking that a lot of you think you’re deeper shit than you are, a lot of you feel like you’re trapped and you’re truly not. You just have to be grateful for those memories and create more, maybe you’re afraid to leave that happy space but there is a world beyond those happy memories! You’ll be surrounded by so much more happiness creating present love and happiness for yourself!
Pile IV
Okay! So I’m seeing that some of you may be some Aries sun and mercury Virgos. My roasters of this entire reading! You know how to read a bitch down hunny! I’m seeing that you are a wholesome and fulfilled person, who doesn’t rush, you know the value of working hard and waiting for your fruits to grow and ripen. Very family oriented. You know who you are and what you want which is why you don’t rush shit, you know that what’s for you is going to be yours regardless. I feel like this pile here is very humble and confident at the same time! You have a deep balance about you, very passionate yet grounded so you’re not all over the place, it’s controlled. Your circle is little and means the world to you. You are a legacy or you’ll leave behind a legacy honestly! Powerful and passionate energy. I also feel like you know how to manifest this pile gives me magician vibes, you know how to create physical and material things from energy. You’re a great friend; a great hang and a wonderful time. You are amazing and magical, you’re wealth, a lot of you may have wealth or are destined for it, material wealth. You are in charge, you are the boss if there’s a CEO you’re the boss of them; you know what you want and you accept only that nothing less than the best for you. I’m so glad that you have that self love! You’re a leader meant to rule, you give off big boss captain energy. You are meant to have lots of people following your rules or journey maybe admirers? Followers maybe online? I get this vibe that you’re that fighter who never stops punching even when they’re on the ground, you’ve never lost a battle. You’re a champion!
WELP! That’s it guys that’s all! I’m so happy that I can share this cool reading with you guys! Should I do more personal readings like this! I hope that it resonated with you guys and for my patreon group please get your questions in before may ends thank you!
#tarot reading#tarotblr#tarot community#psychic#tarot cards#pick a pile#pac reading#pick a card#free tarot reading#tarot spread#free tarot#your aura#anime#tarot polls#pac tarot#intuitive readings#tarot tumblr#thementalshawty#tarot#pac
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"Parents are...sadly not infallible beings, as much as I think- as much as we tend t' think we are. S'easy t' f'er'get sometimes that they're people like th' rest of us...that sometimes they c'n be jus' as prone t' makin' mistakes...even when they want th' best f'er their children. Even when we want what's best f'er them..."
#🐉 ; to simply die for [ic]#this fuccin thread guys u know what u did#u hurt me deeply#staring at you two#iceandlightning#shallliveoninsong
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OMIGOSH CASS THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOR RESPONDINGGGGGGG
It took me so long to get this done cuz I was writing this whole thing on my ipad while away on vacation for a few days. If there are spelling errors, no there aren't.
CASSEROLE I HAVE RETURNED AND WITH A FIC THAT I THINK YOU’LL ENJOY OKAY THANKS
still don’t know how to add cuts in asks/reblogs so we’ll deal with some empty space again ig
Leo awoke with a senseless, overwhelming FEAR rooted deep within his gut. He sat upright in bed, his leg still aching from the beating he took in the Prison Dimension, but he knew that wasn’t what he was worried about. He started looking around, his eyes wide and red with terror. In the end, he was unable to find what he was looking for.
But then, all of a sudden, with no prompting whatsoever, fear turned into a DESPERATION so LOUD AND PAINFUL that Leo thought he would be crushed underneath it. It was a feeling unlike any other, an emotion he’d only felt once before, and it was CRUSHING him!
And for some odd, unbelievable reason, it all centered around Donatello.
His Twin.
Leo didn’t even give himself the time to think on it any longer. He just ran out of bed as fast as his still aching legs would go! He opened the door to his train car, almost ran right past Donnie’s because he’s still not used to the new layout of his brand new forever-home, but quickly corrected himself before getting to the kitchen and ran back towards Donnie’s room.
When he finally arrived, Donnie was already on his feet. He seemed frazzled, dazed even, by something that wasn’t even there.
And by god, Leo felt exactly the same way.
The two were inseparable within an instant.
Leo crashed into Donnie’s plastron immediately, making the two turtles crash back onto the soft-shell’s bed. The lack of retribution towards the sudden physical contact on Donnie’s end made the bubbling anxiety within Leo’s chest tighten, constricting on his lungs and making it hard to breathe. Leo tried to fight it back, because he knew that Donnie felt the same way, but it only led him to a new feeling he hadn’t yet felt. A feeling of loneliness, of grief, of being lost and worried he’d never be found…!
Nope. Wait, scratch that, he has felt this feeling before…
But for some reason, it’s worse this time…
Leo’s chest ACHED so so much with all these new, unprompted emotions that just came out of NOWHERE, and so he just… Cried. He cried into Donnie’s shoulder, tightened his grip on his twin, and just barely managed to lift the weight in his heart by a little bit. Slowly but surely, after what felt like an eternity, Leo’s tears slowed, his exhaustion from just being woken up taking up the space that the emotions left behind. Until eventually, there was nothing left to feel except an insurmountable emptiness and exhaustion.
The red-eared slider didn’t want to let go of his twin just yet, didn’t wanna leave the only proof of his very existence, but he knew the hug had to end at some point. So, with a heavy heart, Leo began to let go.
But Donnie, despite everything, still clung desperately to Leo’s body, muttering words that Leo couldn’t hear. His voice was a whisper, a desperate and sad version of a voice that Leo had grown to adore. It wasn’t the voice of exasperation or the voice of annoyance, no. It was the voice of longing and desperation… A voice that did not belong to Donatello in the slightest.
“Tello…?” Leo murmured into his twin’s shoulder, his own voice raw from the tears he’d just shed. “Are you good?” He didn’t get an immediate response, so he just hugged harder.
“I feel like…” Donnie suddenly began, his voice still quiet and sad. Leo tuned his ears so he could listen intently, not wanting to miss a single syllable. Because… What an odd way for Donnie to start a sentence. “Feels like you left and never came back.” Donnie said. “L-like you died or something, and that you were gone for years! Then I woke up and you were with me again, but something was still missing, and then you just… Then it clicked back.”
Oh. So that’s what that feeling was.
“I feel the same way.” Leo supplied carefully. His head was beginning to hurt from the sudden swell of emotions, but he pushed the pain away for the time being.
And then suddenly, before Leo had time to even process what the hell just happened, Donnie’s grip loosened and his head plonked onto his shoulder heavily. He didn’t just immediately fall asleep, but the turtle looked TIRED AS ALL HELL. Poor guy was probably awake all night again! So Leo did what any Good Samaritan would do and carefully set Donnie to bed, not wanting to touch his shell and warrant an unprompted panic attack. But just as he was about to leave Donnie to sleep, his twin grabbed ahold of his wrist and didn’t let go.
“I JUST- I want to be sure that you’ll still be here. My cameras were ruined in the attack last month and I haven’t gotten around to fixing the ones in your room yet, so I just… I-I need to-“
“Donnie, if you wanted a Twin Cuddle, you could’ve just said so!” Leo giggled half heartedly, the smile on his face feeling more like a grimace. “Now move over you big log!”
“Shut up, Dum-Dum.”
Idk how to end this so we’ll leave it there ig. This was inspired by a previous ask similar to this where they wrote in brackets that the present twins just spontaneously felt the same way as the future twins. Thanks for that little burst of inspiration!
and thanks to Cass for making the comic and for existing and for murdering my feelings it makes me feel great kthxbye-
OOOOOOHH THIS IS INTERESTING
#I was in AGONY while writing that istg#I couldn't italicize anything so the words I wanted to italicize were in big letters instead and it looked oh so fuccin wrong#Anywhizzle WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “Interesting” CASSEROLE WTF DO YOU MEAN???????????????#Also I never realized how sleep-deprived canon Leo in that image looked until just now and. Oh my god. Mans looks like he needs a nap#Like he hasn't slept in WEEKS.#Get this guy some fuccin melatonin like jesus christ#cass apocalypse au
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PAC: Dirty (20+) and sexual letter from your future spouse❤️🔥
Disclaimer: 20+ mature. This is about a sexual letter from your FS. This is what they wanna say to you sexually. Or what they wanna say to you in the bedroom.
Pil1:
“Hey, Sexy… let me clear my throat for a minute. It's so sexy how your mentality touches my spirit. I will be getting the turn-on by your mentality. Yes, I'm a sapiosexual. The way you speak. I wanna fuck the brains out. A lot of my kinks will destroy you. I wanna put my fingers in your mouth. Juice! Mouth of yours. Damn! You are so fuccin sexy. Damn! Our angels bless us together. A lot of dirty thoughts going through my mind. I wanna tie you up in leather rope. So your skin has Wales. I mean fuccin Wales. Damnnnnn! You’re such a goddess. I ain't type man/girl or unicorn isn't gonna beg for you. Come to me why don't you? Give Daddy a 😘. Wait a minute? You are on the phone while I'm talking to you. Hmmm 🤔 how rude is that? Fuccin get on your knees right now. Don't fuccin look at me? I want you to stay on your knees for 30 minutes! I don't care if your knees start to hurt. Hush you! Tell me something about yourself, I want you to slowly turn me on. (groaning) You're sweet soft voice makes my knees weak. Mmmm, let me cumshot you in your mouth 👅 while I kiss you tasting my cum. You're a freak, baby. Me too, I bite you softly, while you mean underneath your sexy breath. You fucking like it when I put my big fingers in your hair and pull it softly. I'm the best you ever had! Ooh, touch my dick. I'll choke you hard while you gasp for air 💨. Breathe baby breathe. Look into my eyes while you gasp for air 💨 I can see in your eyes 👀 what you want. But I'm gonna let you go to bed soaking wet now. Hush, not another word. Be careful now you better sleep with one eye open.”
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Pil2
“My Empress, I'm going to be very gentle with you. I'm kind of guy/girl, and unicorn 🦄 I love to make love to you. I'm a dirty talker but I'm gentle. I'll try to behave myself. Can I touch you? May I lay up next to you? Am I am supposed to be in bed with you. I'm simp. I know it's funny how simpy people get made fun of. But I wanna mommy take care of me. Okay, let me tell you what I want you to do to me. I want you fucking slap me. Keep on slapping me until my face is red. Then spit in my mouth 👄. Do I like that? Fuck yeah, I do. It turns me on. I want you to dominate me. I'll shut the fuck up. Yes, Mommy. I've been a bad boy. I touch your stuff without your permission. Now what you wanna do to me? I'm trying so hard to behave myself but you pushing it. I'm about to pick your ass up and slam you on the bed. Yeah, I can see that sexy smile on your face… Mmm, oh you fucking like it when I talked to you that way. I've tried to make sure you behave yourself. Stop, you pissing me off! Lay on the bed, it's my turn. You’ve done enough. Turn over! I bend over and let slap that ass. Rough you up and down, while you scream 🙀 my name. We can give each other a code. Oh, momma, you're bleeding. Are you okay? Let me suck the blood off your lips 💋. I promise I won't hurt you. But don't worry I'll be gentle. Come lay on my lap.”
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Pil3
“I’ve wish upon a lifetime with you in it. Okay, no love talk here. So I’ve heard that you’re a freak ain’t you? Do I make you feel special? I better fucking do. I like what you wearing right now. Mmmm… is that Chanel perfume I'm smelling 👃. Smell so sweet on you. I can't lick that off you because that's poison. Sorry, I'm bad at dirty talking. So why don't you teach me? I'm a shy person. But I'll try to make you as wet as possible. Nah, just kidding already am. I'm soaking too from working out a lot. Wanna hop in the shower together? I wanna know what's your body like when it is wet. Push me against the wall, bite my neck. I want your teeth sink into my skin. Mmm. Yes, right there is the spot. Tell me how you want to be touched, soft or rough and hard. Because I'll do it both ways. Haha 😂. I'm sorry I'm a goofy ball. I wanna role-play with you. So how about you and I start fucking in the shower 🚿 and then let's take it to the bedroom floor. You have such beautiful breasts. Special those beautiful nipples. Damnnnn! That shift fucking beautiful. I love your body. I don't if you are big, small, or wide. You are still an Empress in my eyes. I know dirty talk. Can I tell you something I fell for you the moment I saw you?”
#pac reading#tarot reading#free tarot reading#tarot cards#fs pick a pile#pick a pile#divination readings#love reading#intuitive readings#pac reblog
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Sketch dump
Another Uniima ll try. The body is meh but I like the head and neck much more than last time. Also, just them having bigger heads than slomen is right. However extra humanoid ones would still exist in a place. Ignore the random bones.
Just a little amphibian.
Snailke
More of this fuccin guy
I don't like planets this will end bad
#art#speculative biology#artists on tumblr#digital art#worldbuilding#uniima#neal#sketch#notes#design#concept
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Hello! I don't know if xreaders are still open but, I'm so curious what your take on a Sting x ftm!reader would be! Mainly sfw but nsfw is fine, too.
I love your headcanons so much, you really manage to portrait everyone's character so well! So thank you <3
So guess what finally reached 100 notes?
You probably thought I forgot about this ask, or didn't receive it, right? Wrong! Time to keep my promise!
Sting is like the anti-dysphoria fairy. I think out of every possible boyfriend option in the series, he'd be the best at this sort of thing. You think he wears that fur-lined crop top and those elbow-length gloves because he likes gender conformity? Lmao. Sting not only is a hype man by nature, he loves your masculinity, your male-ness, and encourages it and your expression of it however you choose. You want tips on serving pure "dude" or just affirmation? He's the one you go to.
See, if Rogue were your boyfriend, he'd be the type to respond to you being addressed with the wrong pronoun by just talking about you casually and using the correct pronoun without drawing attention to it. Not Sting--he loudly and pointedly corrects people the second they make that mistake, just because he knows people don't be paying no fuccin attention half the time. It's embarrassing at first because of how gung-ho he is about it but it's something you end up liking about him.
Sting is the type of bisexual dude to call himself gay at literally every opportunity and endorse anything that allows him to feel more gay. At first you think he's constantly referring to you as his boyfriend in public to make you feel good--then you realize he just really really likes letting people know he got himself a man.
If you don't know your best angles, Sting will find them for you. He's very much an Instagram bf, always taking pictures, even when you're just doing nothing sitting there drinking coffee. His phone is chock full of you and yes, you're his lock screen.
Do you have a name you like yet? Don't get it twisted, if you've already got all your manly gameplans in order, it's all good, but if you start dating him while transitioning, he will have endless recommendations as to your new name. You're dating a guy named Sting Eucliffe, after all.
Sting does not dim his light to keep pace with anyone, he emphasizes his partner's qualities as best he can. Even if you're the shy type by nature, like Rogue, you'll find that Sting never overpowers your presence in a room. Remember what I said about automatically being the hot person x hot person couple? Even if you start out known to peers as "Sting Eucliffe's boyfriend", it doesn't stay that way for long.
He does, perhaps, simp a bit. He's not wound around your finger, but you can get him to bend to your will a little more easily than other people around him.
NS/FW:
Regardless of what you're packing downstairs (or upstairs) you're good to go. If, however, you got some parts switched up, be prepared to spend a lot more time with Sting in Slut Mode--he loves to bottom. Even if you choose the strap-on route, he's happy either way.
Sting is so freaking good at oral, like, who the hell gave him permission??? It's ego, it's pride. You don't ask to have your eyes roll back in your head, he does it because he wants to.
Wear his clothes. Trust, you'll look good in them. And Sting looks good naked, win-win.
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I'm so dumb what the hell
So like a few weeks ago I was designing the outfit for Boxer, my Trunks x OC first born kid. I like giving all the kids an outfit inspired by something Bulma has worn. I picked this and then combined it with Marty Mcfly cuz fun to reference another time traveling guy.
SO I'VE BEEN REWATCHING DRAGON BALL Z AND ITS NEAR THE END 10 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND GUESS WHAT I FUCCIN SEEEEEEE. AHHHHH
I'M GONNA DIE I THOUGHT I WAS COOL AND ORIGINAL
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Hi! Could I please request the NSFW alphabet for Otto?
Otto Hightower NSFW Alphabet
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
Otto will give his partner a quick cuddle, but ultimately will fall asleep. The old guy doesn't have the stamina he used to.
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
Not a body part as such, but Otto likes his height. He enjoys being able to loom over his partners. On his lover, he's big into eyes and hips - for staring into and grabbing respectively.
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Otto's nutting inside - he's a man of tradition.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
Gets off big time on the religious guilt that extra-marital sex is frowned upon in the eyes of the Seven. His partner can expect to ask for forgiveness on their knees...
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
Otto's old as fuck, of course he knows what he's doing.
F= Favorite position
Otto is a missionary man, but also likes taking his partners from behind.
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
Otto isn't goofy at all. He's all business when it comes to doing the do.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
He takes good care of the hair on his head and his beard, so you can expect that old man bush to be kept in check too.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
He likes to think he's romantic, but he's a dirty bastard at heart. Loves to reprimand his partner for how "depraved" they are when he's clapping those cheeks and really gets off on it.
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
Hardly ever. Otto would never debase himself like that. He'd rather have the real thing.
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
Big into religious guilt, also gets off on power imbalances and has a corruption kink - likes the idea of defiling a younger woman. Has a size kink, loves the feeling of someone smaller than him underneath him.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
Otto keeps it strictly in the bedchamber, but has often fantasised about fuccin' atop the small council table.
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
Big doe eyes staring up at him. Obedience. Loves to be praised for how powerful/influential he is. Total goner if his partner sits on his lap.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Doesn't like people that are overly crass or hugely obvious about what's going on between them. Otto relies on his partner's discretion, if they can't give him that then they're gone.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
Otto goes weak at the knees for someone that's willing to get on theirs for him. He will also have a go himself, but isn't the best - Aemond didn't get his penchant for cunnilingus from his peepaw.
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
He can last a while, will start slow and gradually increase the pace.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
If Otto is busy then he'll make time for a quickie, he much prefers to be able to take his time though.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
He's old and set in his ways. "I've tried everything I wish to try."
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
You'll get one long session out of Otto, then he's done for the day.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
Would rather not, but goes wild for seeing his partner use religious iconography as toys.
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
Otto will build tension throughout the day - lingering stares, loaded comments, etc.
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
Otto will provide encouragement for his partner to make noise and whisper filthy things to them. Doesn't get particularly loud himself until he's about to reach his peak.
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
Loves to have his partner on their knees and will command that that's how he ought to find them when he returns to his chambers. He gets off on the thought of his partner waiting for him on their knees.
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
Peepaw's packing - between 7 and 8 inches at full mast.
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
Not insanely high, but he can manage once a day without issue.
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
Straight away. Peepaw needs his rest.
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Heyy im gonna be fasting for 72 hours and keeping progress of how it feels/ whats going on, etc 🥰
Sw: 171.2
Cw: 167.4
1-4 hours
After eating, i was still hungry and having cravings. BUT i stayed strong. I started my fast after dinner yesterday. So i was able to sleep off the cravings.
I woke up around 10-13 hours??
16-18 hours:
I was HUNGRY like rly hungry. I think its bc my body just switched to fat burning mode.
20-21 hours:
Not as hungry actually, i used no cal juice to suppress everything. Also did some research. At 24 hours your body goes into ketosis and you may lack an appetite. Its actually one of the signs your body is in ketosis:)!. So i keep telling myself, after that, i wont be as hungry🥰 AND then tomorrow, its just whatever i did today. But with less of an appetite. So this alll seems so easy. Ill keep an update.
26 hours
Hi. 26 hours amd 48 minute update:
I have forced my girlfriend to eat a strawberry mochi and she got full. So i then forced my grandparents eat mochi as i sat there and intensely watched them. Now im watching mochi mukbangs😭 i love mochi. And its SO tempting bc ✨only 80 caloriessss✨ but ITLL BREAL MY FAST and im convincing myself im doing this for you guys teehee 🙂↔️🙂↔️
ALSO i was reading more on fasting and apparently day two is actually the hardest. Which lowkey i think gives me MORE motivation bc after day two it should be slightly downhill from there. I know i have it in me, i can do it. Tomorrow when i wale up i am going to be SO proud of myself when i see the fast time on my app. Ugh. Also so excited to weigh myself😗 gn bbs
36 hours:
I HAVE MORNING SKINNYYY EEKK anyways. Last night i fell asleep to mukbangs of all sorts. Mainly sweets and stuff (i normally eat a sweet before bed to stabilize my blood sugar so im not fatigued in the morning). Anyways, im actually feeling great today. I woke up before my alarm. Pretty energized tbh. Im going to watch a breakfast mukbang while i guzzle my very low cal mango juice💅🏻 thinking i might try some matcha tea today (i stole some stevia from work bc that shit is EXPENSIVE). But imma weigh myself when i get uo and go on a walk. Ill update then <3
SW: 171.2
CW: 167.4
Lost: 3.2
48 hours
The signs are rlyyy starting to show. Im getting hunger pains, still not craving as much as i did the first day tho. Only problem is im completely and totally bitchy and literally about to lose my fuccin noodle. Anywhosies, weighing myself tomorrow, stay tuned🥰
56 hours:
Cw: 165.8
Cw wl: 5.4 lbs
End:
Ended at 58 hours and 55 minutes with a pb and j sandwhich because i started my period and the cramping is ABSOLUTELY horrible. Plus im at work so i cant just rot in bed to deal with them. I actually have to move and stuff. Anyways, it was fun while it lasted. I plan to do it again soon. Depending on if i can keep the weight off or not. I think im going to do 24-48 hour fast so my body doesnt Go into starvation mode. BUT if i can keep the weight off after this, ill continue to fast for long periods of time.
Total wl: 5.4 lbs
#fasting#tw ana rant#tw ed but not sheeran#🕯️as a feather#@anablog#⭐️ ing motivation#⭐️vation goals#@na motivation#th!n$piration#thinspø#tw thinspi#⭐️rving#⭐️ve#⠀ ⭐️🎀🌈 🎀 ⊹︵︵︵ ⊹ ୨୧ ⊹ ︵︵︵ ⊹ 🎀⭐️🎀🌈#4n4motivation ⭐️rving
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I FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE STORYBOARD
and the scene i was waiting for was actually just animated over a bardbie movie clip :(
ITS STILL CUTE THO
#The way everyone just immediately agreed without hesitation that Sun Wukong was great at just being himself#Like I know it's a different context cuz. Bardbie.#But if they kept that in for no reason and just re-contexualized it to fit the show then it would make a ton of fuccin sense#Like. Imagine Monkey King's sitting there and he tells Mac that when it comes to beach parties he's just the lazy monkey in the chair#He doesn't really do much. And because of his battle-frazzled mind he thinks that's a bad thing. Mans just can't understand beach episodes.#So Mac is like “Dude. You're still good at being the guy in the chair tho. You know that right?”#And Wukong goes “Well yeah I know that cuz I'm great at literally everything but I'm not even the lifeguard! Common misconception.”#Mei pops in like “Oh yeah. Very common.”#“I'm just. Chair guy. And don't get me wrong I'm already doing a great job but I could do more...? Maaaaaaayyyyybbbbbbbeeeeeeeeee??”#Then MK comes in and is like “You're already providing a lot and doing a lot so what's the need for more?”#Then Wukong smiles cuz there was absolutely no hesitation and it would just-#UGH THAT SCENE WOULD SLAP IF IT WERE REAL#anywhizzle#monkie twit
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Oooh fuck guys he fuccin ESCAPED
oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fucjk
#in answer to y’all’s question#no i have no idea what I’m doing#i’m just making shitposts while on me break#sorry kirk#sorry gene#sorry y’all#star trek tos#captain kirk
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