#THIS BOY IS 17

[tallfroggieart]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

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(Happy birthday, @thesebattlescarsarebeautiful ily)

[chemicalarospec]

fob saying "it's been 17 years since we played with My Chemical Romance" is so important cuz idk about the rest of y'all but I got so caught up in the dnp anticipation that I forgot the original reason this day was a big deal was FOB and MCR playing together again!!

[axoqiii]

🦋 whichever path you choose

[jeonsupershy]

um actually it is illegal to be this cute

[cc1010fox]

Jango: Seventeen... Alpha-17: Yes? Jango: ...Are you ok? Alpha-17, with a few teenaged clones climbing him and trying to wrestle him to the ground: Why do you ask?

[corruptedfates]

Can we all talk about how Takagi is like usually that one adult who lets Conan into crime scenes and tells him information about said cases with no questions asked.

Like seriously in episode 1076 the man literally picks up the kid just so he could be a part of the questioning.

At this point I feel like Takagi is the only adult Conan is comfortable with being carried like that

[uncharted-constellations]

~You were just a kid too, huh~

Again, I refuse to make adult mm link edgy sorry.

[tackytigerfic]

Drarry ~ E ~ 274k

Harry Potter defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts on May 2nd, 1998.

But what if he didn't?

A Voldemort-wins wartime AU featuring multiverse travel, multiple Harrys and Dracos, political drama, spying, plotting, and a slow burn enemies-to-friends-to-enemies-again-to-friends-to-lovers romantic arc.

21 chapters in total (I'll be posting a chapter every two days until it's all up) - Chapter 17 is now posted!

Read from the start here

[angosmom]

reading batfam fanfics is so funny cause I’ll be giggling kicking my feet at the brothers being actual bros while they go and hold each other in their laps and call each other “baby bird” and it’s like . they wouldn’t fking do that

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[royalarchivist]

Sneeg: That was very uncool. 🙄 /j

Fit: God, I'm trying to– I'm- I'm roleplaying, bro! I am roleplaying!

Sneeg: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to be the Egg, or do you have somebody for that?

Fit: [Laughs]

Sneeg: Alright, my bad, I gotta go, my bad. [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, you're a real comedian. You're a real comedian, my friend. You're a real comedian! 😒

Special thank you to @genevawrenn for letting me edit their clips of this moment!

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

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Sneeg: That was very uncool. /j

Fit: God, I'm trying to– I'm- I'm roleplaying, bro! I am roleplaying!

Sneeg: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to be the Egg, or do you have somebody for that?

Fit: [Laughs]

Sneeg: Alright, my bad, I gotta go, my bad. [Laughs] I gotta go. Oh wait, hold on–

[Sneeg crafts a sign and writes "fck you" on it]

Fit: [Reads the sign]

Fit: [Slow turns to look at Sneeg]

Sneeg: [Runs away and laughs]

Fit: ...Yeah, you're a real comedian. You're a real comedian! You're a real comedian, my friend. You're a real comedian!

Sneeg: Get away!

Fit: Why are you running? I got no weapons!

Sneeg: Get away from– get away!

Fit: Why are you running? I've got no weapons!

Sneeg: Get those bloody knuckles away from me, bro! I see the calluses! [...] You mad at me 'cause I used the wrong sign color, right?

Fit: Yeah, that's– you're– that's 100% why. It's not canon, dude. It's not canon! How could you not care about the canon?!

Sneeg: I'm not egg-shaped either, my bad.

Fit: IT'S NOT CANON!

Sneeg: I can't fix that–

Fit: The signs need to be white with a brown trim, dude! Ok? And they have to have gears on 'em!

Sneeg: My fault.

Fit: And a mustache!

[humhowellujah]

"the only thing i haven't done yet is die" is a fuckin insane lyric to write at 27 years old + hits so different looking back on all that fob achieved post-from under the cork tree. and in the OPENING song on the album???????? i need to lay down.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i think that in small tightknit communities, all residents should receive a coupon book on their bday that allows them to commit [x] number of nonviolent crimes per year

[spitinsideme]

demon ragatha trying to seduce nun pomni (the first tine ever esrly on in their relationship)

[jeonsupershy]

MINGHAO :: MAESTRO 🎻

[cc1010fox]

Fox: Pew pew pew! Jango, peering into the barracks: What is going on in there? Alpha-17, smiling: They're pretending. Jango: Oh? What are they pretending? Wolffe: Vvvvv--woosh woosh! Alpha-17: It sounds like clones versus Jedi. Fox: Pew pew! Jango: Ugh...I'm going to put a stop to this... Alpha-17: But it's good for their-- Jango, barging into the barracks: You should be training-- Alpha-17: Play fighting is trai-- Jango: --better. Fox, confusedly glancing from Wolffe to Jango: Better, sir? Jango: Your strategy is a losing one. There's only one way to fight a Jedi, in hand-to-hand combat. Alpha-17, letting out a relieved sigh: Why don't you show us, Prime? Jango: Which one of you is the Jedi? Wolffe: I am, sir! Jango: Bring out the lightsaber. Opponent? Fox: That's me, sir! Jango: Stand by me. I want you to see from my point of view. Wolffe: Ffssh! Jango: See the lightsaber. Watch his stance and hands so he can't claim he cut you when he didn't. Fox, smirking: See, Wolffe? Even Prime knows you're a cheater. Wolffe: Shut up, Fox! You're going down for that, Jango Fett! Wuaw wuaw! Jango, dodging the "lightsaber": Watch, move, and wait for your opening... Fox, concentrating: An opening...There! Jango, before lunging at Wolffe: Right! Wolffe, falling to the ground in a tackle: I could just slice you like this! Cody, laughing: You dropped your lightsaber! Both of your hands were open! Jango: Exactly! The Jedi will drop their lightsaber, but that doesn't mean they're defenseless. You have to strike hard and fast. Once you have them down, use your superior strength to stun them and either knock them out or kill them. Do you all understand? Alpha-17, smiling at the scene: I think this is a lesson they'll never forget.