#THIRTY MINUTES

[teddybeartoji]

somebody put me out of my miseryyy it's too earlyyy i want to back to bedddd

[cultivating-wildflowers]

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in bridesmaid, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[phoebastria-albatrus]

with tears in my eyes taking a seam ripper to this plushie. fuck. i

[leo-kinnie]

That's nothing! I check this account every 30 minutes >:]

Know your place, mortal.

Bro

[lunatunez]

I love you public transit but please do better than delaying a bus I’m already going to be on for an hour just so I can see a cute dog girl. Like I shouldn’t have to do this much just to get walked around on a leash

[foxfire-hashira]

Speaking as somebody who has been on the receiving end of Rubbernecking/Accident Gawking, Stop That Shit Right Now.

I rolled my ankle and broke it during a walk on a side road back in January and toppled into a ditch, unable to move or reach my phone, which was still on the road having fallen out of my pocket.

It is really fucking patronizing to be in desperate need of assistance, while drivers slowed down to stare at me. I was laying there for nearly half an hour before the postman found me and helped me get to my phone to call my dad for help.

I am appalled by the sheer fucking lack of empathy from people who could have stopped for two minutes to help me get to my phone. Somebody could have called for help. I couldn't fucking walk.

[doctorsiren]

sock opera

[sunderwight]

Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

[wombywoo]

glasgow date 🧡

[triflesandparsnips]

BRING THEM BACK FROM THE WAR

👓✨

[casscainmainly]

Jason and Cass' opposing views on murder is so interesting. Their conflict is not purely moralistic - that is to say, it's not purely that Jason thinks murder is okay, and Cass doesn't. It's their identities, their original and most fundamental worldview. Jason is a murder victim and Cass is a murderer. Yes, Jason kills people as Red Hood, and yes, Cass dies multiple times, but this never truly erases how they see themselves. Jason will always have been murdered, and Cass will always be a murderer. They are unable to fully extricate themselves from those roles, and thus will never approach life or death the same way.

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

[critterbitter]

The electric wonder duo and lightning boogaloo go skating in Castelia City! Meanwhile, Ingo and Litwick add flavor text from the safety of the sidelines.

(I think the gang take photos, little snapshots of memory that they look back on fondly.)

Masterpost for more clown shenanigans!

[briseise]

his silly rabbit <33

[hydrus101]

Arthur has adopted some new parenting techniques

[oddishblossom]

gifsets cannot do this scene justice i need you to hear this scene