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bet-on-me-13 · 1 year ago
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Valerie Gray gets a Security Job in Gotham
So, basically, Valerie's dad gets a new high paying Security Job at Wayne Tech, and he decides to bring his daughter into the Business since she can use her Red Huntress Skills
Not like she's gonna have much use for them, Phantom managed to establish a peace treaty between the Ghost Zone and Amity Park, so now there's no need for a Professional Ghost Hunter/Hero.
Also, she kind of needs to get away from that period in her life, and maybe move on from her breakup with Danny (and the argument that happened after the reveal)
So Val applies for the Wayne Tech Job alongside her dad, and during the Interview she manages to reveal most of her secrets, by the virtue of the face that she doesn't really care anymore. Not like it matters at all.
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Interviewer: So, do you have any reverent work experience?
Val: I'm a retired successful Superhero from Illinois, Red Huntress, and I managed to fight off multiple Other Dimensional beings during that time. I also have experience traversing dimensions if that's helpful.
Interviewer: Uh...
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Interviewer: How do you feel about fighting super-powered Villains once a week?
Val: Please, those guys are cool and all, but many of the Ghosts I've fought have the same powers but dialed up to eleven.
Interviewer: OK, gonna have to look that one up later...
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Interviewer: How would you deal with attempted Theft by a Super-powered Rouge?
Val: Aim for the knees.
Interviewer: Can you elaborate?
Val: Aim for the Knees. Then the [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Remind me not to get on your bad side...
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Inrerviewer: How do you feel about potentially/probably dying on the job?
Val: Basically everybody in my town is so Ecto-Iradiated to an absurd extent. If I got killed I would just become a Ghost and be back in by Monday.
Interviewer: OK that's just ridiculous
Val: My Ex's dog, Cujo, was killed while working as a Security dog, and came back to work the next week. If he can do that, I can do the same.
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Interviewer: *pulls off fake Groucho Marks glasses to reveal Tim Drake* I regret deciding to review this batch myself.
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rogueolight · 1 year ago
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wakaba and juri friendship because i tignk it would be funny
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chirpsythismorning · 1 year ago
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We never really left
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dayurno · 4 months ago
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who is most likely to baby trap kevin, and how can they do it without an actual baby?
i believe it is jean moreau’s dream to baby trap kevin day but at the conjuncture we are at in canon i also believe jean moreau himself is the baby he wants to baby trap kevin with
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picaroroboto · 1 year ago
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So Altria’s got her star and Oberon has his Titania, both things that are distant and unreachable, even nonexistent, but still inspire them to keep going, strange that Guda doesn’t have anything like that too - *remembers how they broke out of the Garden of Lost Will thanks to Romani’s memory* oh wait.
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crowleycorvid · 3 months ago
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Harumi is literally just scourge warrior cats what the fuck
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turnstechgodhead · 9 months ago
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my kk moves in with dave and dirk at some point jsyk
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microsoftoutlook · 6 months ago
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starting a matt talking about doing downers compilation. the incorrect handshake bit is also so funny to me every time
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chokulit · 5 months ago
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ive never seen anyone talk about this before so i will: i think the second opening of dungeon meshi symbolizes what would have happened if the winged lion won.
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thetorturedlovergirl · 2 months ago
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Let Sacha Dhawan play Rapunzel in the live action
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wispedvellichor · 1 year ago
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Thoschei is literally the OG Ineffable Husbands
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i-like-danmei-ig · 7 months ago
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guys.... I thought of AU where Liu Qingge is Yu Shengyan's father but like. he dies shortly after Yu Shengyan is born. I called it Liu Qingge pulling a Su Xiyan in my head (techincally this is all in my head but shhhh)
So anyways, I looked on the svsss wiki and found out that Su Xiyan died of postpartum hemorrhage so.
AU where Liu Qingge dies of postpartum hemorrhage after giving birth to Yu shengyan!! while he's running away from cang qiong for some reason and yu shengyan is found by hehuan sect somehow.
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astrugglingacademic · 1 year ago
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Zhongli gave Azhdaha eyes and sight, right? I'd love to see Azhdaha gently taking care of/coaching a newly blinded Zhongli.
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kingarthurflourofficial · 1 year ago
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mikel dayan (other crew's hitter) x eliot spencer's fight scene is t4t sex, to me
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elder-sister · 3 months ago
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@colorfullaudino I guess Lemres can have a similar role to Schezo in this AU.
That mysterious male character who occasionally helps the magical girls and is super mysterious (like Tuxedo Mask or something)
Though it fits Schezo better because ROMANCE WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS!
Mm. But lemres would be infinitely funnier...
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