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Valerie Gray gets a Security Job in Gotham
So, basically, Valerie's dad gets a new high paying Security Job at Wayne Tech, and he decides to bring his daughter into the Business since she can use her Red Huntress Skills
Not like she's gonna have much use for them, Phantom managed to establish a peace treaty between the Ghost Zone and Amity Park, so now there's no need for a Professional Ghost Hunter/Hero.
Also, she kind of needs to get away from that period in her life, and maybe move on from her breakup with Danny (and the argument that happened after the reveal)
So Val applies for the Wayne Tech Job alongside her dad, and during the Interview she manages to reveal most of her secrets, by the virtue of the face that she doesn't really care anymore. Not like it matters at all.
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Interviewer: So, do you have any reverent work experience?
Val: I'm a retired successful Superhero from Illinois, Red Huntress, and I managed to fight off multiple Other Dimensional beings during that time. I also have experience traversing dimensions if that's helpful.
Interviewer: Uh...
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Interviewer: How do you feel about fighting super-powered Villains once a week?
Val: Please, those guys are cool and all, but many of the Ghosts I've fought have the same powers but dialed up to eleven.
Interviewer: OK, gonna have to look that one up later...
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Interviewer: How would you deal with attempted Theft by a Super-powered Rouge?
Val: Aim for the knees.
Interviewer: Can you elaborate?
Val: Aim for the Knees. Then the [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Remind me not to get on your bad side...
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Inrerviewer: How do you feel about potentially/probably dying on the job?
Val: Basically everybody in my town is so Ecto-Iradiated to an absurd extent. If I got killed I would just become a Ghost and be back in by Monday.
Interviewer: OK that's just ridiculous
Val: My Ex's dog, Cujo, was killed while working as a Security dog, and came back to work the next week. If he can do that, I can do the same.
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Interviewer: *pulls off fake Groucho Marks glasses to reveal Tim Drake* I regret deciding to review this batch myself.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Tim drake#Valerie Gray#Red Huntress#Security Guard Valerie Gray#I just got an idea as I was writing these tags#Security Guard Valerie Gray working at FNAF#Think about it.#She is experienced in dealing with Ghosts#And possessions#She would grab William Afton by the ears and make sure he doesn't :always come back:
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wakaba and juri friendship because i tignk it would be funny
#wakaba shinohara#juri arisugawa#revolutionary girl utena#think about it.#juri and wakaba (realized sapphics)#become the is she for real? utena closet case detectives#utenanthy is a ticking time bomb and they do not know which wire to cut#but they have to debrief it anyway#also wakaba once comfortable around juri would definitely talk back to her#and i think that’s funny#women astonished to find out the gayest bitch they know is the last person to realize it.#idk im still throwing around ideas but it’s been in my head a while
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We never really left
#byler#stranger things#birthdaygate#st5 predictions#ok so theory!#I’ve talked about this theory a million times#but basically the opening to s5 is already filmed#they had s4 fully written and s5 planned out BEFORE they returned to filming s4 after the hiatus#which means they knew that they wouldn’t be filming again until 2023 at the earliest#which means theres no way in hell they would have s5 start off right where it ended#knowing their young actors would look vastly different#and in those same exact costumes#and therefore distracting to watch them return to that setting#with 2 years passing in real life…#like they knew that wouldn’t work#and so what if…#they simply wrote the opening scene to s5 in advance?#think about it.#they said in an interview post s4 that the s5 opening is set in stone…?#and how could they plan out s5 and have the last 30 minutes of the series clear in their heads#but not the opening to s5?#arguably the opening to s5 is something they feel very confident about…#which just begs to question…#is it already filmed?#considering the bts photos of Noah at the rink o mania location in his yellow plaid…#and considering these Easter eggs connecting Jon Mike and Joyce to Max#who was cursed…#what could this possibly mean… 🤔#😏#why do you think spellbound was playing right when the screen went to black? 🤫
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who is most likely to baby trap kevin, and how can they do it without an actual baby?
i believe it is jean moreau’s dream to baby trap kevin day but at the conjuncture we are at in canon i also believe jean moreau himself is the baby he wants to baby trap kevin with
#think about it.#no kevin you cant leave. You have to call jeremy every week to check in on me and take care of me or ill blow myself up#this is a promise#asks#kevjean
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So Altria’s got her star and Oberon has his Titania, both things that are distant and unreachable, even nonexistent, but still inspire them to keep going, strange that Guda doesn’t have anything like that too - *remembers how they broke out of the Garden of Lost Will thanks to Romani’s memory* oh wait.
#fgo#fate/grand order#lostbelt 6#lostbelt 6 spoilers#ritsuka fujimaru#romani archaman#think about it.#meta posting on my art blog
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Harumi is literally just scourge warrior cats what the fuck
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my kk moves in with dave and dirk at some point jsyk
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starting a matt talking about doing downers compilation. the incorrect handshake bit is also so funny to me every time
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ive never seen anyone talk about this before so i will: i think the second opening of dungeon meshi symbolizes what would have happened if the winged lion won.
#think about it.#the blank background with nothing in it that seems to stretch out forever#the shot of all the background characters rising while being unnaturally happy#the golden kingdom citizens especially#and thistle dancing with delgal#being that delgal's happiness and the citizens' safety was his desire and all#which had already been eaten by the lion previously#not sure what it means that the touden party are the only ones seen with monsters and food but im sure it means something#my working theory is that it represents the eat or be eaten thing#the rest of the characters are being eaten#the party is seen capturing monsters to eat#in the end of the dream sequence they all smile as they fall into a pot#but at the last moment#both them and the pot disappear#perhaps that is the refusal to be eaten#and i think the shot of them looking into the pot with tiny versions of themselves#represents "if you want to take (eat) you must be prepared to have something taken away from you (in this case their lives. since theyre#gonna be eaten)#i think#tldr dungeon meshi opening 2 is laios's prophetic dream of saving the world from the maws of the winged lion by refusing to bow down and#become a meal#food#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#edit: my mistake the touden party arent the only ones seen with monsters — theyre seen throughout the opening#but my point still stands#theyre the only ones seen attacking/hunting them#aka making an active attempt to survive
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Let Sacha Dhawan play Rapunzel in the live action
#and those who don’t agree with me will go to hell /j#HEAR ME OUT#he’d make a great Rapunzel#think about it.#maybe Jodie as Flynn mm….#for the girlies ✨✨#BUT LONG HAIR SACHA BEING RAPUNZEL YEAH#I’D DIE#sasa rambles#sacha dhawan#spymaster#dhawan!master
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Thoschei is literally the OG Ineffable Husbands
#thoschei#think about it.#theyre literally ineffable#id like anyone to try and describe their relationship with mere words#and utterly fail at it#millenia long soulmates who are fundamentally on opposite sides but love each other unto death nonetheless??#yeah looks like smth David tennant could pull off tbh#ineffable husbands#good omens#doctor who#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley#ten#tenth doctor#simm master
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guys.... I thought of AU where Liu Qingge is Yu Shengyan's father but like. he dies shortly after Yu Shengyan is born. I called it Liu Qingge pulling a Su Xiyan in my head (techincally this is all in my head but shhhh)
So anyways, I looked on the svsss wiki and found out that Su Xiyan died of postpartum hemorrhage so.
AU where Liu Qingge dies of postpartum hemorrhage after giving birth to Yu shengyan!! while he's running away from cang qiong for some reason and yu shengyan is found by hehuan sect somehow.
#this is the most fever dream post I've ever made#but this all literally came to me in a dream so that's pretty on brand#yu shengyan just looks so similar to Liu Qingge#but guys. Yu Shengyan liujiu son.#think about it.#svsss#qian qiu#liu qingge#yu shengyan#also! mpreg ig!!
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Zhongli gave Azhdaha eyes and sight, right? I'd love to see Azhdaha gently taking care of/coaching a newly blinded Zhongli.
#THINK ABOUT IT.#Back on my zhongli whump business#zhongli#zhongli whump#genshin impact#arlo's#azhdaha#rezhong#retuo longwang
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mikel dayan (other crew's hitter) x eliot spencer's fight scene is t4t sex, to me
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@colorfullaudino I guess Lemres can have a similar role to Schezo in this AU.
That mysterious male character who occasionally helps the magical girls and is super mysterious (like Tuxedo Mask or something)
Though it fits Schezo better because ROMANCE WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS!
Mm. But lemres would be infinitely funnier...
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