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Leona: *he’d married the MC thinking they were just another gold-digger who wouldn’t give a damn about his business. But they were nothing like he expected—quiet, selfless, and shockingly competent at managing the pride. Now he’s stuck with this stupid crush he can’t shake, and admitting it feels like crossing a line*
Leona: ...
Leona: What are you reading?
MC: Nothing. Just a child-rearing book.
Leona: ...
Leona: Why would you read something like that?
MC: I recently had a disagreement with a mother about her parenting approach, which I believe may be harmful to her child’s development. I’d like to better understand effective child-rearing strategies so I can support my perspective with evidence.
Leona: ...
Leona: This is why every child sees you as their mother.
MC: *smiles to themselves* I guess I find some weird comfort in the title, knowing the real thing will never be mine.
Leona: ...
Falena and Kifaj: ...
Leona: ...
Kifaj: Oh dear.
Leona: Is that it? I need advice here.
Falena: We warned you to take time to understand them, but you wouldn't listen. Now you're developing feelings just as they're letting go of their deepest wish - to become a parent.
Leona: ...
Kifaj: Though you still have time.
Leona: What? Are you suggesting that I confess or something?
Falena and Kifaj: *stare at him*
Leona: ...
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Absolutely love the idea of Bucky getting a noise complaint from your nextdoor neighbors because of how loud things get whenever he fucks you.
At first he's like " who are you and what are you doing here " and then as they go into the complaint he's like " okay!! ☺️🌸🌸 We'll try and keep it down next time, have a nice day. "
But his response has even you confused. The next time he has you in bed, you get all innocent and shy on him. You're reluctant to get loud, and you even ask him, " didn't you say we'd try to be more quiet? "
Oh, the innocence is too much to bear for him.
Cause he's opening the fucking windows. Opening the windows and absolutely rearranging your guts. Throwing you in positions you've never been in. Making sure those dumbass neighbors hear and see every single fucking word spoken, every single smack given, and every single thrust he pounds Into you.
And maybe his dirty talk is 10x more filthier.
" yeah, you fucking like that shit? Let the fucking neighbors hear how fucking good it is. " As he's got you your knees pinned to your chest, his cock pushing in and out of you at a pace you could only describe as inhumane, forcing yet another orgasm out of your well used cunt.
Just imagine the squeaking that bed is making. The bed is a paid actor in your little show. And the show certainly is not one that your conservative christian neighbors would want to see.
Bucky is so irrationally pissed off by your stupid neighbors fucking comment. " You kids nowadays never have a sense of shame. "
Yeah fucking right. He'd been alive longer than anyone on the fucking planet. Can't a 107 year old man just have some fun?
And what is there to feel shame in when the way you cry and scream Bucky's name whenever he's inside you gives him all the validation and motivation he'd ever need?
And by the time he's almost done with you, you're a complete and utter wreck. Your poor little pussy can barley take any more of him, spasming and jolting each touch he'd give you--no matter how light it is. Each time you'd try to back away from him? He's holding you down and making sure you fucking stay there until he's done.
Untill he's done proving to your neighbors that he doesn't fucking need shame when he's with you. Until he's done proving to them that he is just simply that good at keeping his girl happy, and that they're just mad that their sex life isn't as satisfying or fulfilling as yours is.
You're laying beneath him, just taking it like the good girl he knows you can be. Your entire body is sweaty, your hair sticking to your face--your pretty, red, tear-stained face. There are red spots all over your body from places he'd smack or simply rub against too hard. To him, you look like a fucking painting. A really wet, sticky, warm painting.
And he doesn't look too good either. Maybe it's when he's outgrowing his hair, and it gets so wild when his in bed with you that he has to tie it back?
He's got his big, strong hands on your jittering hips, your face pushed into the red silky, wet sheets of your bed. He has his metal arm on your back, pushing you down as he continues to fuck you at the same brutal pace.
" mmph. fuck baby, takin' me so well. Such a good, pretty girl. All mine. "
His metal fingers go around to your face, playing with the drool running down your chin, running his thumb over your puffy, wet bottom lip. He doesn't muffle you, though. That would kind of defeat the purpose of what he's trying to accomplish.
Heh. Maybe your vibrator has already died. Heh. Just a funny thought, thinking about how long you two would be In bed for. But that's fine. He has a cybernetic arm for a reason.
And whenever you get loud on his cock again, he slowly drags it in and out before hitting that special spot inside you. Drives him fucking crazy.
" Yeah, baby. Let me hear you. Yeah, tha's right. Fu--ckin' scream. "
And he stays crazy like that until you finally cum one more time.
And when you're finally done? He's looking out the windows and swearing at your neighbors. " Yeah, I hope you saw that, you fucking perverts!!! "
And maybe he slips an extra " fuck you " before slamming the window shut.
But the rest of the night? It's just spent on him cuddling you, trying to help relieve you of any stress or anxiety you might feel afterward. He did kind of push you on the spotlight there, didn't he?
[ someone give me a fuck count for this please ]
#GUYS IM SO SORRY FOR THE FUCK COUNT 😭🙏#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes x reader#james bucky barnes#bucky#james bucky buchanan barnes#james barnes#bucky smut#marvel fanfic#marvel smut
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Tango and his little new guys!!
Started working on this THE MOMENT I saw the episode, and just finished it, watching Tango's stream 😌 I love the Teknicians, they're so silly so stupid ❤️❤️
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For @harringrovewinterbingo | C2: “Flirt dial turned to 'stun'”
#harringrove#billy hargrove#steve harrington#harringrove fanart#stranger things#avalonlights art#harringrove winter bingo#listen it counts as winter themed they're inside at school lmao#HWB2025#love me a good king steve harringrove au >:)#also wow long time no art posting i've been stupid busy lol#but i've been drawing again#so that's good
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sighhh idk guys
idk
#this stupid man#emmy draws#alexander hamilton#aaron burr#reset au#hamilton#sighhh they're so explodable#i hate them /aff#hamburr
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Mini Plots under the cut
B'Elanna: Sort of blames herself for her father leaving their family and has to come face to face with the sad little baby version of herself that she's blaming and it gets ugly but also heals a part of her. The B'Elannas don't have beef with each other REALLY, they have beef with their dad and the world. Tuvok: Child Tuvok thinks adult Tuvok is a boring traditionalist who turned out just as his father always wanted and resents him for it. Sheeple. Where's his spirit? Adult Tuvok thinks this kid is delusional and disrespectful. Chakotay: Child Chakotay thinks it's unthinkable that Chakotay turned his back on Starfleet and is angry and devastated by the news that his father died fighting instead of giving in to the Cardassians and evacuating his home. He calls the decision and the man stupid which angers Adult Chakotay, hence the beef. Similar to B'Elanna, being able to talk it out with himself is healing. Remembers things about his dad he's long since forgotten about. Neelix: Adult Neelix is crying and hugging child Neelix and telling him to please please please cherish your family, spend as much time with them as you can. Ashamed of what his life's become. Does NOT tell child Neelix what happens to his family, doesn't care that this won't actually affect the timeline in any way - wants to preserve his happiness. Seven: Baby Seven has a lot of questions that Adult Seven doesn't know the answers to. Much younger than the others' childhood selves. Baby Seven doesn't really understand why the situation's as sad as it is. Tom: Trying to appear cool and suave in front of his childhood self and this works well but then Kid Tom does something that annoys Adult Tom and after scolding him he says "C'mon don't be so sensitive kid-" and both Toms remember their dad at the same time. Not fun Not fun Not fun!! Kes: Kid Kes thinks she's so cool for achieving their life's dream and going around on a STARSHIP and having awesome powers and WOW WOW WOW!!! They're just buds. Janeway: Kid Janeway thinks Adult Janeway's pretty ok...wishes she was a scientist but being captain's alright too~! Janeway likes the little scamp. Gets a bit wistful when she talks about her dad but doesn't tell her he died, similar to Neelix. Would lie if asked. Harry: Kid Harry thinks adult Harry's living the DREAM and wants to hear ALL ABOUT his adventures!! Similar to Kes, kid Harry brings about no conflicting emotions and uncomplicatedly adores adult Harry. Like Janeway, Harry gets wistful when his parents are brought up but they're both still alive so it's not as serious! Tells kid Harry to appreciate his parents more. You love them a lot, right? Right! The Doctor: He has no childhood. Please imagine he gets jealous and tries to make a child version of himself but it's just a shrunk down version of current him with a propeller hat, suspenders, and giant lollipop.
#voy#star trek voyager#-cracks knuckles-#B'Elanna#Tuvok#Chakotay#Neelix#Seven of Nine#Tom Paris#Kes#Janeway#Harry Kim#EMH
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"Is it acoustic???" "Is it restarted???" "My ranked teammates guys!! 🤣🤣🤣" Get it?? Because it's making fun of mentally disabled people who already get flamed it real life and called stupid because they don't communicate like us so we decide to record them at their worst moments (such as meltdowns) so we make them look dumb! See it's just "haha funny dumb person crying" even though it's stereotyping and the reason why multiple bad corporations exist to kill them!! Why aren't you laughing??? Isn't the suffering of minors who struggle to communicate funny to you?? They're supposed to be toys for our entertainment, not people???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 See??? They're so "acoustic!!" /sarcastic
If you agree with any if the sarcastic statement above I genuinely want you gone from the planet. You don't know how much this has hurt me because everyone thinks just because I have something I can't control I'm automatically not a person anymore and just some creature that is meant to be tormented for fun. I'm not. I have feelings and I'm aware of what you're doing.
(Sorry for long post)
like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore
#i dont fucking know#im upset#i hate you all you stupid ableist bitches#tiktok shouldve stayed banned#tw ableism#tw ableist language#tw depressing thoughts#rant post#sorry if this comes off as really bad or wrong
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Three months in to living in El Paso and Eddie is desperate to get back to L.A. Chris is living with him again, his job is fine, but the only thing that feels right is having Chris back. The house is getting there, but realistically the only rooms that are good are Chris's, the bathroom, and the kitchen. There's no way he'll get it fixed up good enough to sell it on his own, at least not quickly.
He's on the phone with Buck lamenting about how both he and Chris want to come back to L.A. but he just can't afford that, not with a mortgage on a house that no one in their right mind would buy.
Then on his next 48 off there's a knock at his door. He isn't expecting anyone, Chris is spending the day with Sophia, Eddie was planning on making a go at replacing the floorboards that are literally rotting in his room, but that can wait. He answers the door and Buck, Bobby, Hen, and Chim are all standing there. Buck's got his hands tucked into his pockets and a bashful smile on his face when he says, "Seemed like you could use some backup."
Eddie just kind of stare at them. but mostly at Buck. Because he's 800 miles away from L.A., from his family that he built there, and instead of letting him suffer and try to dig himself out on his own, they're all here.
Bobby smiles and holds up his tool box, Chim shrugs and says, "Just make sure there's no flying rebar and put me to work." and Hen smiles at him and says she's got dibs on anything that needs to be hit with a sledge hammer.
So they all come in and Bobby and Hen get working on the rotten floorboards and Chimney takes one look at the state of the bookshelves (shelves still broken, books still in boxes on the floor) and decides that's his project.
Then it's just Buck and Eddie standing there in the living room and Buck's getting a little fidgety so he says, "I-I know this is probably a lot, b-but I mentioned that you and Chris miss L.A. and the reason you can't move back is this stupid house and they all asked when we could come help get you home."
It hits Eddie right there in the living room of this house that will never be his home. He loves this man. He loves all of the 118, loves them like they're family, but Buck is different. Buck is – Buck is Buck. And what's he supposed to do except kiss him?
Chim lets them have their moment but then he says, "Pretty sure the faster we work the faster you two will be able to do that all the time."
And they both laugh and smile and Buck kisses Eddie again just because he can. And then Eddie grabs his to do list and hands it to Buck (much to Bobby, Hen, and Chim's chagrin).
They get all the projects on Eddie's list done before the 118 leaves and a month later Eddie and Chris are back in L.A., where they belong, and the house in El Paso is on the market.
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Let he who has not thought of porny fanfic ideas at work cast the first stone
Real talk tho? This is me, I am Law, I would 100% unironically eat. that. shit. UP.
#one piece#vinsmoke ichiji#ichilaw#lawichi#idk what the pairing tag name is#trafalgar law#i seriously line arted this twice#my pen is dying from the stupid amount of ichiji in my sketch book#y'all got NO IDEA how many drawings i got of this idiot#they're just not organized#like so much more green gables au stuff#but i got a tendency to 'make stories' as opposed to just drawing one moment if you will#unless it's a bigger piece#which i also have plans of with ichiji goddamnit...
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DP x DC PROMPT
Waylon didn't plan this. He didn't plan to meet a kid in the sewers, and he certainly didn't plan on adopting the little tyke. Then again, the toddler kinda adopted him first. Danny was obviously a meta or something. No normal kid looked like a strange mix of fae and animal. Though the kid was happily calling himself a crocodile anytime someone asked what he was nowadays. It wasn't too long after Waylon adopted (Danny refused to leave and started calling him dad, so he gave up and accepted his fate) that another kid appeared. She was a spitfire, that was for sure, a little red-headed werewolf named Jazz. She was only a bit older than Danny, too.
Tucker is a meta (You decide the powers) and visits the family in the sewers with new random tech he makes. He was reborn in a nice (eh) part of gotham. His family chose to reincarnate with him, so they knew everything. They're just happy to enjoy trying things and jobs they didn't get to last life.
Sam is rich, again, much to her loathing. She's the daughter of a couple owning a company that is mostly focused on making things clean the earth (only reason she isn't seething), and also, she's a meta with control over plants. Her parents are infact ghosts that the group had befriended that happened to be planning on reincarnating anyway. They don't remember everything. Not everyone was allowed that, (ghost king Danny had privileges to ensure he didn't ignore infinite realms issues. Stupid Observants.) So Sam gets along swell with her new parents, and Tucker does as well.
Danny and Jazz end up being the reason Waylon gets an apartment. Its in crime ally, but hey, it's better than the sewers. (They still go down to the sewers. It's still their territory, their haunt. Plus, Uncle Grundy is there!) It makes it easier for Tucker to visit. (Tuck and his parents' visit for Thanksgiving and Christmas, Waylon has adult friends now, yay!).
Yada Yada, after a year or two passes, Danny gets summoned, and the Justice League is too late to stop it. Baby Danny is in ghost king regalia, confused, but before the Justice League can do anything, Jazz has already ripped open a portal (thanks wulf and cujo) and the heroes are facing a VERY angry werewolf pup and a PISSED Waylon Jones who's too busy picking his tired and disoriented ghost kid up and letting Jazz climb up his back while growling at the heroes to do anything else. Batman, in a rare sense of smartness, let's them leave without a word.
Batman may or may not be arguing with Jason about interrogating them, but eventually doesn't as a way to appease Jason and bc he knows the tired dad look waylon has.
#dp x dc#dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp#danny phantom prompt#danny phantom#Danny Phantom#Jazz takes one look at a tired and confused Waylon with Danny happily attached to his side like a koala#and promptly nods#Jazz: Ah yes#hello new dad#waylon: ???#tucker and sam playing with danny and Jazz#while Waylons trying not to cry at the fact he has friends now#and theyre helping with his gremlins#sorry kids#Red hood: At least we know why he wasn't active now#also Jason: Bruce you leave him tf alone or i swear#justice league#crime alley#killer croc#waylon jones#baby danny
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IMMA BE THE FIRST TO ASK (I HOPE) CUZ IM LITERALLY CHOMPING AT THE BIT DIRECTORS COMMENTARY PLEASE
GANON??? THE EYES???? BANGER UPDATE 👹
the people have spoken and they want director's commentary (this isn't even all of them lol) OKAY HERE WE GO
the original draft of this scene was much shorter, and Loft actually didn't say anything at all in it. As I kept making the chapter it started to feel weird that he would just. Let Ganondorf say his piece without contributing anything. i like this version of the scene much better
listen. I love WW Ganondorf. He's my favorite Ganondorf. I was going to find a way to fit him into this chapter no matter what
in particular, I love that you get a sense from WW Ganondorf that he is, on some level, sympathetic to Link. Or if not sympathetic, understanding of his place in all this. He tells Link that his gods have abandoned him, that he has not particular quarrel with him, etc. But ultimately it doesn't matter. If this is who the gods have sent to stand in his way, so be it. Essentially, it's not my fault the gods are so callous as to send a child after me.
we're going w the canon that WW Ganondorf is the same as OOT, or at least remembers being him. Don't ask me how. Nintendo doesn't know either
big ol eyeball. which could mean nothing
How does Ganondorf recognize Loft? by that stupid hat. jokes aside he doesn't know Which Link Specifically Loft is, but he's smart enough to figure out that he's a hero of some sort.
Likewise, Loft is smart enough to figure it out as well. He's spent a lot of his chapter thinking about Ganondorf, and if you'll recall from Ch1, he knows from Zelda that Ganon once had a mortal form. I think, from Loft's perspective, he has a hunch that this Ganon figure is the mortal reincarnation of Demise, the way Zelda is the mortal reincarnation of Hylia. I wanna emphasize that's what HE thinks might be going on based on his experiences. He's not the knower of all things. He has a conspiracy board in his mind
the face of a guy who's like. I am not going to be lectured to about morality from the King of Evil. I was very excited to let Loft be snarky at long last. But he also, notably, doesn't push back against what Ganondorf is saying that hard. He doesn't even say that he's wrong, just implies that he's probably a hypocrite. In fact, a lot of this update is about what Loft DOESN'T say or acknowledge
Ganondorf's opening line is about how much he hates that statue of the hero of time, because it's "such grandeur for a mere child". I think he means that at face value, but he's also making another point— the hero of time was a child, but they're not going to depict him that way in his monument. It's honestly sort of ambiguous with the actual model because of ww's style, but it looks like adult proportions to me. The story Wake grew up with calls him a child, but his monument in the castle is of an adult. That was the idea behind this set of panels, the parts of the Hero of Time's story that aren't going to be put on the pedestal
speaking of that I realized making this update that I literally. forgot the pedestal. I just didn't draw it all this time. in my defense the castle in no clip looks like this. no statue or pedestal
except I recently found out by accident that he's literally. under the floor. what the fuck
ANYWAY. I really liked the symmetry of Ganondorf turing to stone at the end of the dream. He won't get any perfect monuments made to him. Also, looks like there's a suspicious lack of water in the underwater castle. which could mean nothing
I'm not gonna comment too much on other details, because i've got to keep some of my secrets. I do think that this update gives a lot away HAHA though that was kind of on purpose. We're entering year 3 of this comic and we're finally starting to get places lolol
WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT loft looks the same way he did when he last touched the triforce
and we've seen a border similar to this before haven't we
that's all i got for now, thanks everybody! im having a blast reading ur comments <3
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I am not a big Tumblr poster. Ok? I'm an observer in all aspects. A lurker, if you will. I don't reblog stuff. I barely even like things. I only follow people sometimes.
But recently I've been scrolling through the 'transandrophobia' tag a lot more than I used to. recently I've seen posts that send me into a train of thought that's like. "People really think like this?" And it's more tiring than I realize sometimes. So I'm putting my thoughts into this post.
I've recently watched masculine trans people and queer people of all kinds getting the short end of the stick. I watch people put others down based on their masculinity, and I think- if this is such a big issue when done to femininity, why in the world would you think it's acceptable to flip it around? Feminism has never been about saying that women are better. It's never been about hating men. It's been about uplifting women so that they'll be seen as equals, and breaking both men and women out of patriarchal mindsets. It's about uniting over the fact that no group of people is better than another.
Trans men and enbies and mascs do not have whatever perceived systemic privilege you think they do. Trans people in general will only ever have conditional privilege in specific situations, if that. Society only praises performative masculinity- the kind that fits into their neat little boxes of 'should' and 'shouldn't'. Masculine queer people have never fit into those stupid little boxes. Trans men. Mascs. Butches.
I'm tired of this. Tired of the 'femininity good masculinity bad' talk. You're not children. Grow up and learn some nuance. Trans men are whiny and annoying to you because they've never had the privilege of being anything other than invisible. Constantly erased and brushed off so when they start getting angry you see it as an attack because you haven't cared to see them before. You haven't cared to see them when they were scared. You haven't cared to see them when they were just begging to be seen. You haven't cared to see them as anything other than traitors or thieves or anything because until it's not about you anymore, you don't give a fuck. You only look at them when you're personally slighted by whatever they have to say.
What does it cost to have empathy for other's lived experiences? Nothing. When a group of people is telling you what they've consistently and repeatedly been through, you listen to them. You don't shut them down because of an immutable trait. You don't shut them down because you've never seen it happen. You don't shut them down because they're not your idea of someone who's oppressed. That's not how this works. People are angry for a REASON. Masculine queer people have every right to be angry. we've been pushed aside and had statistics ignored and been told that other people's oppression is more important than ours simply for what? the sin of masculinity?
Now, above all, trans people should be united. Instead of fussing over whatever sort of strawmen and caricatures you have in your head, we should just be listening to each other. we should be able to listen to other's lives and traumas and pains without throwing a fit over words or theories. Having words to describe oppression is important. Being able to label your pain is important. But none of that matters more than what's happening to people in their real lives. the people who are dying. The people who are being raped and silenced and shunned out of public spaces and even their own homes. No words will ever matter more than the people who are actively hurting due to your refusal to even look in their direction.
if you want to talk about this, be my guest. Ask me questions. Tell me I'm wrong. Whatever. I just have a need for this to be known above all else. I don't care what people on the internet think of what I have to say. This site is a fuckin cesspool. so's every other corner of the internet.
Thanks for reading.
#transandrophobia#transgender#trans#i'm just so tired#and sick#of all of this#i don't want to sit here and write out this stupid long winded post of what should just be common sense#'feel empathy for groups other than your own' 'BUT BUT YOU'RE NOT AS OPPRESSED AS ME' shut up#just#just be quiet#for one minute#and let other people say their piece without being offended that they're using words you don't like
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People who think like that have it backwards, besides. If the folks at your local Waffle House make $25 an hour, that gives you, the guy who does a much more prestigious job, the leverage to go to your boss and say "Hey, you stupid fuck, why am I busting my ass for you when I could go and work at Waffle House and get the same wage for what I know you'll assume to be significantly less work?" and then, if your boss doesn't want you to go and work at Waffle House, you'll get a raise and thereby make more than $25.
This works for everything people get their panties in a twist about poor people getting for free, btw. If social housing is very nice whilst still being very cheap, you can bully your private landlord into lowering your rent and improving your conditions, because why would you keep paying out the ass for your shitty apartment when you could go and live in a much nicer social housing property for much less? If the healthcare your taxes pay for is high quality whilst being provided very cheaply or for free and in a timely manner, you can go to a private healthcare provider and ask them what the fuck they're charging so much for and demand they either lower their prices or offer something that's worth the money. If everyone got paid enough UBI to live on decently without working at all, we'd all be able to go to our employers and pressure them to make it worthwhile for us to work for them instead of just staying at home and relaxing.
Life could be a dream if you'd stop getting angry at people you consider to be below you having nice things and start getting angry at the people higher up the ladder who're withholding better things from you!

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Everybody's Favourite (Part 8)
You stared at the Batfam, who looked ready to kill everybody in front of them. Then you looked at your adoptive family of villains, who looked ready to kill anyone with a superhero name. "Stay out of this, Batsy," Joker warned. "We're raising Y/N now."
"You were about to torture them, you sick monster!" Jason said. "We heard the screaming from outside."
"Oh, that? Y/N is ticklish," Bane said, casually.
"Do you think we're stupid or something? You're obviously torturing them!" Nightwing shoved his escrima sticks dangerously close to Bane's nose. "Come on, Y/N. You're going back to your home in Wayne Manor. You'll never see these degenerates ever again for the rest of your life."
"What?" That got your attention. "I'm leaving?"
"Yes, you are," Batman said. "Come with us, Y/N. Your family awaits." He took your wrist, and you yanked it back.
"My family is right here," you insisted. "My blood relatives didn't know I was even missing until my new dad here put out that video. And anyway, they're not asking you for help because they want me back. They're asking you for help because they're worried about what people will say about them at the fancy galas they go to while they leave me at home with Alfred. Heck, Titus got to go and I stayed home."
"Makes me wonder why I ever wanted to become one of them. Utter filth," Penguin scoffed.
"Your family is worried about you and wants you home," Red Hood said.
"Of course they do! They want me home where I can't be seen and can't embarrass them. I want family members that will be proud of me and refuse to hide me! I don't want to be told that I'm a disgrace and don't deserve the family name."
"That won't happen," Orphan said, a little hurriedly. "We've made sure of it."
"You have no assurance of that! I'm staying here with my new dad and my aunties and my uncles!"
"You tell 'em, kiddo," Two-Face growled.
"They committed a crime, Y/N. They're going to be arrested," Robin said.
"As the victim, I'm willing to drop all the charges," you said.
"My little baby bird," Penguin sniffled, wiping tears of pride away. "My darling dove. Oh, Daddy's so proud of you."
"Shut up! They're not your child!" Batman growled.
Penguin growled at the dark knight. "They're as mine as I want them to be! Tell Bruce Wayne and his gaggle of children that he'll have to live with it."
And Batman punched Penguin in the face.
"No! Dad!" You rushed towards the fight and pulled your adoptive father away from Batman. "Papa, are you all right?"
"That is not your papa, Y/N!" Red Robin yelled.
"You leave our Y/N alone, you little Bat-creeps!" Catwoman yelled, kicking Red Robin into a wall.
"They're coming home, Catwoman!" Spoiler demanded.
"But I don't want to! I want to stay here! Why won't you listen to me?" you sobbed. Around you, your aunts and uncles fought the Batfam for you and were beaten into submission. You felt your feet leave the ground as Red Robin scooped you up and took you away.
"Good job, Red Robin," Batman said. "Let's take them home. Their family awaits."
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when I think of a felix-and-mylene dynamic, I mainly consider it based on Mylene's unshakeable faith in humanity versus Felix's unshakeable lack of faith in it? Mylene wants to change the system via protest and reform while Felix wants to destroy it entirely and build anew.
She's hoping to build a better world through advocacy and diplomacy meanwhile Felix is in full-on revolution, bring out the guillotine, we HAVE to kill the elite capitalist abusers there is no other choice. For Mylene, peace and respect have to be part of that path to a better future; Felix is very Frankenstein's Creature-esque in his belief that if your oppressors don't show you any respect and don't see your life as having value, then you shouldn't have to play nice with them at all.
Like. She is so certain that their voices will be heard and Felix is so certain that they will always fall upon deaf ears. idk.
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I (and Silu) think the issue is that they're both leftist, but Felix is so misanthropic so it's a very anti-humanist/anti-natalist/anti-life outlook. Communism is just another way for him to be a little rebel bad boy and see the system as something evil and unfixable and awful. Mylene isn't like that, she believes in what she believes because she holds ideas like the inherent good of humanity and an inherent obligation to help your follow man close to her heart.
Felix is, to a T, the kind of communist that Disco Elysium refers to as a "very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth" that was "fucked over" by Marx's socio-economic theory.
No, he's not gonna try and make the world better, that's stupid, He's just gonna get all mad at the suckery of it all and maybe do a magic terrorism genocide about it but not actually something productive. No! He likes the violence, he got it from his daddy, and he's gonna wield it the way it was wielded on him but better and more justified this time. "The world is bad and it will be bad forever, but I'm gonna start doing the bad in the other direction for once." Et cetera, et cetera.
There's also the idea that his communist views are very influenced by his aristocratic upbringing, making him a little hypocritical in a way. Mylene at least isn't literally related to royalty to even if she was all revolutionary about it there wouldn't be any irony to it.
But if my Claudrien stuff demonstrates anything, it's that I do love a good, fraught, dysfunctional pessimism x optimism dynamic, and Mylix does that super well.
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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