#THEY'RE SO DAMN CUTE I'M GONNA EAT A CHAIR

[kanamesengoku]

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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 ____'𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞...

(A/N: Does not include Five)

𝑵𝒐. 1 , 𝑳𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 , 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒚

girl next door trope

knew you ever since childhood

loves you to death

so soft with you

he's such a gentlemen

pulls out chairs for you and holds doors for you

butttttt you have to deal with his daddy issues

he always comes to you crying whenever something happens

a sweetheart with you though

he's very awkward at comforting you

he likes to cook for you

he's such a good chef ngl

he loves cuddling

he literally is always cuddling you

likes to be big spoon, don't get me wrong he needs comfort

but

the idea of being able to protect you by being big spoon is so validating to him

he's too big to be little spoon anyway

that is literally his one purpose

if he found you during the 60s or something and he had to leave you he'd never stop talking about you

"I miss (Y/N)..."

"(Y/N) would've liked this.."

"Luther, they're gone."

fml sobbing why did I write that

anyway his one purpose is to love and protect you

𝑵𝒐. 2 , 𝑫𝒊𝒆𝒈𝒐 , 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏

very jealous

if he sees you with some guy who is flirting with you he will literally glare daggers into him

he will then proceed to walk over to you, sling an arm around your waist and pull you in for a kiss

he doesn't give a shit if anyone's watching

he talks shit about him siblings to you

"Luther thinks he's so much better than all of us-"

"Diego chill out."

oh my god when Viktor wrote that book

he

was

SEETHING

(no hate to viktor , viktor is baby)

the shit talk increased so much

he would not shut up about it

help diego would be such a simp for you

like I'm not joking

pure simp

in his eyes you are sweet innocent summer child who can do absolutely no wrong

stabbed someone?

pfft it was probably just an accident

he brings you to visit grace

omg it would be so cute

grace absolutely adores you

she always makes sly comments about how you and diego should get married

he goes redder than the colour red

he wouldn't tell anyone but he secretly loves the idea

he loves kissing your forehead

it's literally his favourite place

you and klaus are besties

he has to deal with you when klaus gets you drunk

"oh. my. god. im upside down."

"(Y/N), you're standing upright. we need to go home.

"... no"

he never gets drunk

fun squasher

he says his body's a temple

boring

youre his nurse

he always comes home injured and gets you to patch him up

he finds it hot

yes, he's bleeding out. yes, he finds you playing nurse to him hot.

priorities ig

he's so soft with you

would kill for you

he probably has

𝑵𝒐. 3 , 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 , 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒓

(refuse to make her evil so s3 allison will not be mentioned)

definitely gets you an acting job in one of her films

she buys you the fanciest stuff

literally you two have the best closet

and you have your own personal stylist

bc why not

you do interviews with her all the time

fans absolutely adore you

there's so many paparazzi pictures of you two together and they eat it up

especially if they include you being doting to claire even though she's not biologically your kid

omg her fans would absolutely love that

so would allison though

if she saw you reading claire a story or smth

her heart would just melt

she might cry ngl

her two favourite ppl in the world just being adorable

you're the cool parent to claire

both of you go to fancy parties and are the hottest couple

"Allison! (Y/N)! How does it feel knowing you're America's favourite couple!"

you're so flattered

allisons just like: yeah ik lmao

she kisses you a lot in public

she knows damn well people are gonna get pictures of it but she loves it

you watch her films with her a lot

if its a particularly old one, you make fun of it with her

"oh my god allison. why do you look like that."

"IT WAS THE STYLE."

she then proceeds to also make fun of it

you, her and claire go on lots of fancy days out

you may as well considering you're RICH

luther gets a bit jealous sometimes

you help her with her therapy

you comforted her when she custody of claire

you also fought alongside her to get her back

as soon as you do you're happier than ever

you are literally just the cutest family ahdhahfhaj

but then she loses you again when she goes to the 60's

she made it her life's purpose to get back to 2019 with the love of her life and claire

as soon as she accepts that it could take years upon years to reunite with you and claire she finds ray

she knew you'd be happy

but she also knew

she'd never truly move on

omg help I'm gonna start sobbing why do I do this to myself

𝑵𝒐. 4 , 𝑲𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒔 , 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆́𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆

you help get him off of drugs

ben adores you

he likes that you're there to help klaus

and that you don't ever drop to his level and just do drugs with him

he also likes how you never shit talk him when klaus starts ranting about how annoying he is

klaus is a huge fan of PDA

he is obsessed with the idea of holding your hands

he is constantly touching you in one way or the other

whether it be holding your hand

or simply having a hand on your leg

it matters to him

and that's why you love it

sweet baby boi has so much love to give

he likes being little spoon

he just loves being in your arms

it helps with his nightmares

diego also approves of you

you've saved him from having to go out and look for klaus in the middle of the night in fear he's high or smth

klaus rants to you every so often

quite often you have to help him through panic attacks

he loves you sm

like he is so lovesick

if anyone were to ever ask about you

oh boy

he gets this lovesick look in his eyes

and then starts rambling about how enamored he is with you and how great you are

it's adorable

he's very clingy but in the best way possible

he matches outfits with you

never a dull moment with you two

often it's you trying to solve whatever problem klaus has somehow managed to conjure up

and klaus just being a devious little shit

but it doesn't matter cause you love him

sometimes he questions why you love him

it makes you cry whenever he asks

"(Y/N/N)..."

you hum in response

"why do you love me...?"

sobbing and you start listing all the reasons

and then he's sobbing

and then you're both sobbing

but anyway

he loves dancing with you

he doesn't care what song

it could be some crappy pop song that's somehow in the top hits

or some classical music that's centuries old

he really doesn't care

he likes spinning you around

he loves seeing how happy it makes you

klaus asks you the most random stuff at 3am

"... (Y/N"

"yeah"

"lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you."

"... go to bed"

"never"

you poor thing

you never get any sleep because of how chatty he is at night

he hates being away from you

if he isn't near you he will start whining to ben

𝑵𝒐. 6 , 𝑩𝒆𝒏 , 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓

omg it took him ages to admit his crush on you

he's been crushing on you since you were like 12

when did he admit it?

when he was 18.

he likes reading to you

he loves seeing you get all relaxed at the sound of his voice

it makes him fall even more in love with you

he likes PDA but not that much

just a simple touch is enough for him

this boy blushes so easily

you'll brush his hand and he'll turn so pink

sometimes you'll just be sitting there doing nothing of note

and he'll be staring at you in adoration

he's in absolute awe of you

thinks you're the most adorable thing ever

much like diego

thinks you can do no wrong

you're his sweet, precious girl

he knows everything about you off by heart

from your favourite colour

to your mums favourite song

you thinks it's endearing

he loves holding your hand

playing with your hair is one of his favourite things to do

don't get me wrong he likes when you do it to him

but he much prefers when he does it to you

he finds it really relaxing

he's usually pretty closed off about his childhood but he trusts you

sometimes when something that triggers a bad memory happens he goes to you to rant

he doesn't know what he'd do without you

you're literally his life

omg

when you kiss his nose

he just melts

it's the most adorable thing

he's so good at cheering you up

no matter if its something minor or major

he's always amazing at getting you back to your usual self

he loves taking you on cute little dates

he reads you poetry he wrote

omg he deffo writes a piece of poetry about how much he loves you

omg help this is so cute

overall he's a simp

and it suits him

𝑵𝒐. 7 , 𝑽𝒊𝒌𝒕𝒐𝒓 , 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑽𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒏

viktors a sweetheart

he gives you private violin shows

he also rehearses in front of you to see what you think

he tries to get you to critique him

if you don't play violin, you probably just say its all perfect

if you do, you probably give him little tips on areas to work on

you go on little dates to watch the sunset

he has to be little spoon

he just needs some comfort

just needs to be wrapped in your arms and feel safe

poor guy has been through so much

sometimes he gets mad memories of the incident with allison and you have to calm him down

he wouldn't get jealous

he'd just get rlly insecure :(

if he saw someone flirting with you he'd just get a bit sad

he would think the worst and think that you would want to leave him for them :(((

poor bby

opens up to you about how bad his childhood was

sometimes he regrets writing the book

you have to reassure him that it's okay and they don't hate him for it

sure, they did, but not anymore

klaus thinks you two are adorable together

you've got quite a few polaroids of the two of you together

he has them on those little string lights above your bed

he keeps at least one in his pocket at all times

he does that thing where you check if you still have something valuable and it's so cute for some reason

and when he checks and its still there it puts this small little smile on his face

omg it's just shfjsjfjsjf

you take care of him when he's sick

he hates it bc he feels bad that you have to take care of him

but deep down he loves it and will treasure those memories forever

but he'd do the exact same thing if you were sick

whenever you buy him something he always feels bad if he didn't get you something

"Vik it's okay! you didn't have to get me anything,"

"NO ITS NOT I NEED TO GO GET YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW."

it's absolutely adorable

Taglist: @book-place

[anxious-lee-ler]

Giggle the Stress Away

Tooth rotting fluff with Solar×Spaniard×Sun?! Yes, yes it is!! They're my favorites-

Stress. That's all Solar could feel overwhelming him. It was the third day that he was attempting to fix something a kid broke in the theater, but it just kept falling apart. Over, and over, again. To put it simply, he was getting very pissed off at it.

He sighed and went to take a break, figuring that he could watch something on the theater computers, seeing as he was still waiting on a replacement projector. Just another thing to annoy him more.

Solar kicked off his boots and leaned back in his chair, propping his paws up onto the desk to eat a bag of Disappointment. That was until his video started to buffer longer than it should've. “Oh come ON!!” Solar shouted, sitting up and banging his fist on the counter. “Stupid damn internet is down. Of COURSE it is!!”

He grumbled to himself and shut everything down. “Fine. I'm going home. I'll fix this later.” Dropping a portal, he walked though.

— — — — —

Solar walked into his room and flopped onto his bed, not even bothering to comment on the dumbbells being in the way of the walkway, just screamed into his pillow in frustration.

A knock came from the door. Solar let out a muffled groan. “Come in…-” he turned his head.

Both Sun and Spaniard's heads popped through the doorway. “Hey, hon…” Spaniard worriedly greeted, his eyepiece glowing a deep blue.

“...You okay? W-we heard yelling…” Sun added next, fidgeting with the door a little bit.

“I'm fine,” Solar grunted, “Just had a long, long, day.”

Spaniard and Sun looked at each other and nodded. “I'll get the comfort items, you go ahead.” Spaniard whispered to Sun, his eyepiece glowing yellow, before leaving.

Sun walked over to Solar, who scooted over for Sun to sit down. “Hey dear…” He placed a hand on the slightly smaller one's back, rubbing it gently. “Wanna talk about it?”

While Solar vented to Sun, Spaniard gathered Solar's favorite flavored water, a few soft feathers, and a weighted blanket. He messaged Moon, telling him they were gonna spend time with Solar, so to make sure he gets Dazzle anything she needs; then continued on to Solar's room.

Spaniard floated over to the bed after shutting the door. “Got everything… Are we ready? Or do you want to wait a little longer?” He softly questioned, folding the blanket, then setting the feathers and water on the bedside table. “We're just going to be gentle tonight~” He reassured, wiggling his fingers teasingly before kissing Solar on the cheek.

Solar’s face lit up like a firework as he blushed. He covered his face, giggling already. “Ihehe- Yeah I'm reheady-”

Sun and Spaniard both smiled sweetly, then gently laid their flustered and giggly boyfriend down onto the soft pillows of the bed. Solar looked so cute like this, it made Sun's heart flutter, and Spaniard’s eye piece to glow pink as he lightly blushed.

“Now… just sit back and relax while we tickle, tickle, tickle you, okay?~” Sun teased, walking his fingers up Solar's ribs to keep him giggling, and kissing his tummy to make him quietly squeak. Solar nodded in return.

“And, we'll stop when you tell us too. Don't worry, sweetheart~” Spaniard teased back, taking one of the feathers and flicking it up and down his paws. This motion alone made Solar snort and squeal, turning slightly to the side and turtling himself to the best of his abilities, but trapping Sun’s hand under his arm in the process.

“Oh dear~ It seems my hand is stuck~ No matter, I'll trace this cute tummy of yours… all~ day~ long….~” Sun chuckled, fluttering his fingers in different spots with each word.

“I wonder if this cute tail of yours is ticklish, hmm~?” Spaniard purred, blowing a small raspberry onto the thinner end of the scarf, making Solar squeal and fall into a series of giggly snorts.

“Well that's certainly an adorable reaction~” Sun teased, “Let's keep those laughs going, hmhm~” he hummed, motioning for Spaniard to hand him a feather. Upon receiving on, Sun dragged it up and down Solar's back.

Solar kicked his legs happily, laughing and laughing as his loving partners tickled him. There was love in their wiggling fingers, their tickly kisses, and he was enjoying every bit of it, forgetting about the bad day he'd been having. Though, he started to get sleepy.

Upon being told to stop, Sun and Spaniard slowed to a halt. Sun immediately started rubbing the ticklish ghosts away while praising Solar for doing such a good job. Spaniard grabbed the bottle of water, and gently pulled Solar up to help him drink.

After all the aftercare, the three cuddled up. Spaniard switched off his yellow eye piece, and the lights. And the three slept peacefully in each other's arms.

[athamad]

Ah yes finally I'm finished, Ratings of Odysseus and Penelope's reunion artworks let's get started!!!

No.1

-I like this very much

-but Odysseus isn't participating enough

-your wife is on her knees Odysseus do something!!!!

-Aww they're about to kiss...l think?

-I feel like they can just rub noses forever

-love the third wheel back there

-also love the hand placements

8/10

No.2

-l love this

-theyre not gonna kiss tho

-they can stare at each other for days

-and l support that

-the women in the back are Athena and Homer(I'm the chair)

-basic but love it overall

-again love the hand placements

9/10

No.3

-Penelope why are you grabbing Odysseus' beard so aggressively???

-l get why you're mad but damn

-I mean he might like it?

-why are they kneeling

-are you gonna make out on the floor or what?

-"If I'm going down you're coming with me." "yes babe ❤️"

-who are the other guys?

-l don't like the crowd that much

-too crowded 😬

6/10

No.4

-WAIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT HUGGING

-HUH?????

-GOD DAMMIT BE AFFECTIONATE

-why are you guys so lifeless???

-l don't like this

-at least the coloring is nice

-but a hand hold isn't enough

2/10

No.5

-this is too perfect

-I love the idea of Penelope just jumping into Odysseus after she figured out it was really him

-and Odysseus is like "l got you babe"

-this is too much l love it

-perfection

-l like the art style too

10/10

No.6

-this is so good

-Penelope my beloved

-Odysseus is a bit lifeless

-dude show some emotion we don't judge

-overall l like it

-but Odysseus is cold for no reason

6.5/10

No.7

-now this is unique

-malewife Odysseus? Sign me up

-l love it

-Odysseus is probably giving a romantic speech

-Telemachus is flabbergasted

-there are things going on on the background but not important

7/10

No.8

-I LOVE THIS AAAA

-theyre so in love l wanna eat them

-Penelope threw herself at him and he caught her

-EEEEKKK!!!

-ugh l love them

-Athena is like "my job is done here"

-for the third time those hand placements are so good l will eat this artwork

10/10

No.9

-GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE AFFECTION

-ODYSSEUS HUG YOURE WIFE

-why are you so angry? Hello???

-Penelope is so cute l wanna pinch her cheeks

-if you don't hug her l will

-and then beat you with a stick

3/10

No.10

-oh

-my

-GODDDD AAAAA

-THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER JFNDNSKSNE

-theyre so cute I'm gonna explode

-the ideal couple

-Penelope threw herself at him

-AND HE CAUGHT HER AAAA

-They don't look like they will kiss but it's fine

-nevermind they will

-Athena represents all of us

10/10

So, uh, that's it! This was fun tbh, l might do this again with another moment from the Odyssey (maybe Naussica finding him or his step grandma realizing who he is) but let me know what you think :D

Uhhhh, have a nice day!

[applesontheground]

walking on the wild side 🦇

I'M A WEREWOLF FUCKER BUT DAMN THAT NEAR DARK (1987) CAN NEAR DARK (1987). amongst my other new hyperfixes i've been screaming about on here, i really liked the southern vamps and wanted to write about them and that one guy that i don't even try to hide the immediate fascination for. (would you be mad if i said i thought mr. paxton was cute in twister, too, so i knew this was coming for me?)

also, i decided to split this up. it got longer than i thought it would, an old problem i haven't had in a long time, so i've got a triple-feature coming at ya!

also also, enjoy a pic of a baby bat that i looked up while writing this! they're called pups, which i 100% included as a disgusting petname in this. 😭😭😭

SFW | Word Count: 1,694 | Severen x GN Turned!Reader contains canon typical/mentions of murder, reader has a light accent and smokes 🎼: x, x ➡ continued in the wire between will and what will be

Like the sore thumb you were, you had come home late from hunting as though it were your routine. Being your newest skill, something you just weren’t planning on doing with that life of yours a few months ago, you were aching all over and less human the longer you stayed away from the morning glow.

Speaking of, it was catching on your coattails as you slunk into the shade, reading the poorly etched number on the key you had fished from your pocket, hands still trembling from exertion – grabbing shirt collars, holding fast to the neck until the pulse stuttered enough to immobilize the body… and finding the matching room number, you stuck it into the worn slot.

Shallow relief to be given entry, you stalked through the doorway, still walking with a mild limp but a full stomach settling the pain. You heard the room turn, first to look down on you in their usual lack of warmth – then change tune as they witnessed you pull the yellow bandana from your pocket, and dab your mouth just to make a point, half of its color splattered something vibrant.

“…Fresh?” Diamondback crooned; eyes locked on the blood and hopeful. She was always banking on you being the next charity project, like Caleb had been before you fell into the way of their wayward travels. You shot a shamed glance across the floor, leading to the four of them playing poker, plastered grins and cigarettes clouding any semblance of fresh air you had rushing in your face minutes beforehand.

Finally, you nodded, continuing to stagger across the room and ignoring the way Severen shot up from his chair. “HOOO! HOW ‘BOUT IT, [SHORTSTOP/SWEETIE]!?” He hollered, feigning your jolting reaction to the loud noise for ignoring him completely.

“There’s our [man/girl/stud].” Jesse spoke much quieter, and that was what made your eyes fall back on them for a beat. “Turning into a real killer.”

You quickly slunk into the bathroom to wash the sweat, the lamenting, all of it from your body. Your handkerchief fell to the floor, stomped on by a heeled boot without second thought.

It felt as though the next time you opened your eyes, and felt ready to speak again, you were seated at a nearby diner after a day’s rest with the clan. Sleep was still in your eyes as you stared down at a plate of toast you had no intention of eating; they had ordered it for posterity, not ready to show their nature at a place with quite a few parties in the vicinity with you. It was just you, Jesse, Diamondback, and Homer; Severen, Mae, and Caleb had better places to be, you assumed. Diamondback had spoken to you, and when you realized it was a cue to speak, you just started saying the first thing that fell on your tongue from the fog of your newly turned brain.

“This can be hard, but…” You stopped, thinking legitimately before mumbling again in a careful voice, “I’ll manage. I have to if I’m gonna be hanging off your clan, and all.”

“Well, you know what makes it easier?” She asked you, making your eyes flicker back up to her from over your coffee going cold. “What?” You had a dumb tone of voice despite your efforts, unable to help the way your eyes grew a little, a sliver of hope showing in the way your shoulders rose up from a slumped posture.

She smiled and answered, “Having a partner to feed with.”

“...Who?” You felt a bizarre smile grow on your face, “…Homer?” He looked up from coloring his kids menu, flipping you off when he realized you were kidding. You stifled your spirit as you basked in your joke, seeing the other two conceal their own laughs. “No, no.” Diamond giggled, “That’s not who I was hinting at. Homer finds playmates his age, anyways.”

You blinked, suddenly feeling a prickle against your neck at what she meant. The name was dawning on you one moment too late, and you nearly grimaced. “Oh, I…” You cleared your throat, “He don’t…He d-doesn’t like me, Diamondback.”

Jesse snorted, “He’s the one who turned you, it’s only natural that it’s gonna be him.” You shifted in your seat as he went on, “He needs the help sometimes, [Y/N], in more ways than one.”

“I’m not that help.” You insisted quickly, shooting a glance out the diner window, your voice lowering fast and finding the comfortable excuses that should be clear as day to them all...no pun intended. “I’m pretty useless, and it’s best I stay alone for now 'til I’m not.”

“Suit yourself, kiddo.” Jesse stopped leaning back in the booth, making your eyes widen again as he leaned towards you, “But he’s connected to you one way or another, and that bond is going to be potent between us all until one of you goes up in flames.” He scoffed when you furrowed your brow at that, “Hey, it happens, just not old age and all that shit. Give it the time of day, time of night, and you’ll be crawling all over each other.”

“I really don’t need that …And that’s fine, I don’t ask anybody to.” You stated plainly. Diamond sat forward now, extending her sharply manicured hand to you as she cooed, “See, that’s not true, sweetie. You can feed yourself just fine, and we like having that [pretty/stunning] smile around in the small times we get to see it. We do want you here, you know.”

Jesse and Homer gave blank glances to the way your clenched hand fell from where it had been folded over your mouth to take hers, and you hummed, “I hate to say that I try to believe that.”

“Well, you're in luck. Don’t mind sayin’ it ‘til you do.” She shrugged, squeezing your hand.

After “breakfast”, you sat on the edge of the motel’s parking lot, Jesse deeming it safe to stay one more night since no one had found your clan's mess quite yet. You were waiting for the moon to rise a little higher in the sky, still aching in some places from last night. Your hunger was quickly diminished with the new turn still, well, new to your body. You could hear pulses as people passed to their rooms, used the vending machine nearby, and the dust that kicked up from the passing cars from the road itched your eyes and nose even more than it ever had as a mortal growing up in this very desert.

It was fine to sit with, but too much of it would overwhelm you fast, which was what would make you either lash out at the next daywalker or slink in for an early rest.

“Oh, I can't believe my eyes. Is that a wild child I see out yonder?”

You tensed at the sound of his voice, holding your inner elbow tighter as the cigarette planted between two fingers started to tremble where you had left it. It suit better to burn instead of trying to inhale it in an attempt to feel a lethal sensation that couldn’t touch foreign immortality germinating with each breath into your body. You couldn’t help the anxiety that came with hearing his boots scuff on the pavement as he walked over, growing closer in slow motion as you hung onto your last quiet moments. His demeanor was too casual for you to stomach just with how tense you usually were, and the situation you had to drift from in the sense of daydreaming to keep from losing your fucking mind.

“Gonna just sit here like a sack of shit, or are ya gonna hunt?” Severen asked, plopping down next to you. You shot him a look and mumbled, “Cool it. I’m just waiting for the right time, after midnight is where the drunks start getting plastered beyond compare.” You sounded uncertain of your words, so you weakly concluded, “…That’s the best ones to go after.”

“Feedin’ off the drunkies? That blood can be a little sour, make you a little wasted alongside ‘em.” He laughed, and you replied dryly, “I don’t mind, ...it feels good.” He hummed in agreement to that, and then sighed in that usual teasing twang, “You're still such a breakable little thing, though. Someone should come with ya tonight, make sure you don't get caught in bad sit-ee-ations.”

“Oh. Did they ask you to?” You quickly asked, “’Cause I don’t want to make you hang around-” You spit it out after a moment’s hesitation, “With a newbie, alright? You really don’t have to.” Severen stopped smiling to himself, and then quickly asked with a shrug of his hand out in the front of both of you, “Well, what if I wanted to? Then what, [Y/N]?”

You rose one eyebrow, squinting as you prodded, “Do you?”

“Yes’m.”

“Really, I-”

“YES, I want to bag one of these blood-filled piles of meat with you, see what kinda easy targets you’re settlin’ for.” He slung his arm around your shoulders, shaking his head as you met his eyes in a startled glower. “We hunt best in groups, and yeah, Diamondback did tell me to entertain this lil slice of bait in front'a me, but…” He smirked at you, “You hold me back, I’m gonna let you crash and burn. Simple as that, and guess what else?”

You almost asked, but he didn’t let you. “Don’t matter that I bit ya. Bite a lot of [fellers/girls/people]. They just don’t find a way to live like you did, is all.” You thought about that, but finally hummed in a surprise of agreement. “Sure, sure. It’s only fair.”

His smile faltered once more, and you stood up and brushed yourself off, dropping the cigarette and snuffing it with your boot.

“Alright. Let’s shake a leg, wildcat.” You hummed as you walked down the road without a second more of hesitation, feeling a little more guarded with the prospect of Severen deciding you were worth his evening.

“Hey, ain’t no wildcat to you, puppydog.” He retorted, but the spurs that clinked after you spoke otherwise.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

hihi may i ask for dabi and shigaraki reaction to a perfumer (ss skin, whatever that means-)-like fem s/o from identity v? here's a little link so u can see the character i'm talking about, specifically.

so like the s/o is bound to a sanctuary (imagine watatsumi island from genshin or whatevah idk)

and like her quirk is like being able to manipulate water, and make the water into a solid material or furniture or somethingg

and they like butterflies and there's a fuck ton on her hair, markings/tattoos on her thigh and left part of her forehead and shit and she can walk on water like jesus or sumn'

SUMN' LIKE THAT-

you're probably reading everything in a confused state— damn i should really know how to word things at this age 😰

also i say like too often 🧍🏻srry ab that-

anyway look at how pretty she is 🙄 like-

🧍🏻... 🧎🏻.. oh no what's- happening.. 🦋

I HAVE NO SHAME ON NOT BEING ON ANON 🤬😍😘��

Got to say I'm sorry for taking so long and that video was awesome to watch thank you

Dude you guys are total opposites and this little shit lives for that.

The first time he saw your quirk on action he was like "eh, suits you."

When in reality he is so fucking proud like- that's my s/o motherfucker

When his body overheats due to his quirk you usually tend to go over him and help him literally cool off and he is so grateful for you

Not gonna lie, he finds pretty weird the amount of butterflies on your hair... one time when he was about to kiss you he almost gagged when one almost got in his mouth.

But still finds cute how much you are obsessed with them.

Although now he is one careful when near you... just in case he doesn't accidentally eats a butterfly

Always gets headaches after he sees you walking on water like is normal. Why? Because his eyes go so wide his staples pop out of his skin sometimes.

He is... not used to it. And doesn't show it, but he is hella concerned because what if you fall?

Your tattoo are the ones who is obsessed with. Is just so fucking cool and he can't help but everything Brush his fingers on the drawings of your forehead or thighs with a skirt on his face.

Thinks your hella beautiful with them them whoever dares to say otherwise is going to get burned alive like witches were in the middle aged era

His words, not mine.

Thinks your quirk is pretty much like a rpg character power

Is so useful for his plan so he allows you to go on missions, but definitely not with dabi.

Fire and water don't mix. And he won't stand a chance of you going near that zombie walking asshole.

But still is confused cause... how tf can you transform liquid on a fucking gamer chair?!

He is still grateful and is his favorite present given of you to him.

Cringes at the mere thought of you getting your tattoos

He thinks they're cool and all... but something about getting hurt continuously on your forehead and thighs just to form those drawings gives him itches...

Waves the butterflies out of your hair most of the times and threatens to kill them.... pls is nothing personal but the sign of them irritates him for some reason.

Stole gave you a butterfly plushie once but almost got into a panick attack when he accident decayed it and was repeating the word sorry for... a long time.

Joked about you being Jesus more times than the numbers of your fingers and toes.

[turtlesocksv2]

Kinnporsche Rewatch 9 Thoughts

Tankhun The Mob Boss, my beloved! He has never been wrong about anything in his fucking life and he is not about to start now! God I wish we could peer into the AU where Tankhun stayed the family heir instead of Kinn, just for a bit. I want to see how badly he would have wrecked Korn's shit. Because he would have. I believe in Tankhun Supremacy 💕💕💕

I feel so much worse for Big, this go around. Can you imagine poor Big having to watch Kinn date Tawan and then kill Tawan but then Tawan wasn't actually dead so Big put up with Kinn's spiral for no reason. (ok not NO reason but like...you feel me here, right?) Like, just watch Big's face in the background when Kinn tells Tawan they're keeping him alive for now. Big is devastated.

More love for the minor bodyguards, but my man Arm being the only one who 1) can tell that Porsche and Kinn are fucking and 2) Because of that they need to be hardcore Team Porsche supporters now that that Evil Snake Tawan is back is delightful. Tankhun's bodyguards share 1 braincell and Arm has it 98% of the time. Pete has it the other 2. Pol has it never and we love him for it. The way Arm and Pol flee when Kinn wants to talk to Pete but then immediately come eushing back as soon as he's gone in order to get the tea, and the way Pete smacks them for abandoning him.

"Pete, you're the one I trust the most." The Kinn/Pete side of the OT4 Love Square is REAL, damn it! When Kinn can't trust anyone else to get it done he goes to Pete!

Tawan is desperately trying to pull some Femme Fatale From Kinn's Past shit but it is not working as well as he wants. Not when Kinn has a baddie like Porsche around.

Tankhun says that Kinn's not clever and honestly it's true! Or at least, he's not clever in the way Tankhun and Kim are.

Drunk Pete stumbling in on KinnPorsche making out and not noticing is so cute and hilarious and them continuing to fuck when he is passed out in the chair right there is yet more OT4 Vindication!!!

Just realized Ken was the guard who was supposed to be watching Tawan when he got out to have his little passive aggressive confrontation with Porsche. The clues really were all there!

I love that Vegas lets Macau help fuck with Pete. Like, the family that trolls together stays together. They just manhandle him into coming with them. Macau falling asleep during the sermon is Peak Teenager. Vegas pulingl out all the stops going full Soft Boy Flirting and Pete has no idea how to handle that.

Arm is really a bro, he said earlier "We have to be team porsche" and he fucking meant it! Arm will give you the wiretap to listen in on your boyfriends ex and he won't judge you for it or even make you talk about it! He just wants you to know that he loves and supports you in your quest to keep your man!

Oh nooo. Here we are. The Pants In The Pool moment. Gonna flirt with my awful cousin's boyfriend, Tits Out, Wine In Hand, Pants in The Pool. it was a sign that Vegas was truly, truly unhinged! god Vegas really lays it on thick. "i'm used to it, they always suspect us first, if kinn tells you to kill me please make it not hurt :(" pathetic wet cat of a man. Porsche is shook. Kinn watches jealously. All According To Keikaku. The OT4 is strong in this episode and we eat well.

Kinn doesn't even linger when he walks in on Tawan in the bubble bath - girl you have no power here! not anymore!

Tankhun knows Porsche is loyal! Because Tankhun knows all!

Ah, what an ending moment, Vegas asking Porsche to let him break him out of jail and run away with him! the cliffhanger of it all. So well done.

[atlasllm]

liveblogged for the future post

NOT THE SLOT MACHIIINES

GOD THE RAEDA THEME SOUNDS SOO SAILOR MOON LIKE

It's kind of funny hearing Hunter again after hyperfixating on Sonic as my blorbo for the past months ESPECIALLY after replaying a game where Zeno Robinson also plays a cute animal character

WILLOW IS SO HAPPY TO BE BACK IN HER ELEMENT

Oh Hunter's fucking MAD MAD I'm so excited my stomach hurts

villains having a mental breakdown over the consequences of their actions my beloved

KISS MY GRASS

GUS BABY BOYYYY

angry emotional boys my fucking beloved

after sonic frontiers i aint trusting ANY character under 17 who claims they're fine

im gonna cry cats are so shaped

guysss splease collect the stars WE GOTTA GET MORE FISHING TOKENS

wait the sonicposting was a joke terra's being lobotomized by a tired hedgehog JSBGKJSD

THE HEDGEHOG TURNED INTO PIKACHU

no the kids are right this absolutely fucks as a memorial

i'm not sure what's more fucked up, seeing belos drag his decaying goop body to possess another clone of his dead brother or the cuphead show showing the decaying body of a child (well. cup child) on screen

i cant believe odalia is still a filthy capitalist after the apocalypse. shes even worse than the onceler himself

can this heather chandler wannabe get her simon laurent moment asap

I'M NOT A FAN OF PUPPETEERS BUT I'M A NAGGING FEAR SOMEONE ELSE IS PULLING AT THESE STRINGS

short haired eda <3 milf material frr

i am in so much fucking pain hunter needs 20 hugs

CHRISSY WAKE UP,,, I DONT LIKE THIS,,,

CHEKHOV'S GUN YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH

BABY

WILLOW I AM BEGGING YOU TO AIM FOR THE THROAT RIGHT NOW M'AM

god i was willing to accept that miki was just another one of kikimora's kind but that VA was WAY too good at teen girling it up

goddd avi roque playing possessed raine is fucking phenomenal. amazing VA job

oh my god it took me too long to register we are seeing kiki's full ass mouth now

DONT "MEANT TO BE YOURS" YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE YOU PINK BITCH

WHY IS BOSCHA SUDDENLY RINA CODED

PORBLE!! !UFGCKIGN PORBLE !!! LUZZ FUCKING PORBLE CODED !!!!!!!

please i cant fucking cry right now im literally eating fistfulls of lifesaver wintergreen mints and if i cry i am going to drool all over my tablet

LUZ IS SO FUCKING PURPEL SHES PIYRBLE!!!! FUCKIGN PORBLE !! SO FUCKING PURPLE !!!!!!!!

i know theyre not filipino but damn my mom talks like this to gohan

i'm going to eat my fucking desk chair

[yareyaredolphin]

how to be cool

[Intro] May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here...

[Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!) It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

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[Chorus] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope) Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

[Chorus] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

[Outro] Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up!

[jean-kayak]

Anon Request: One of my favorite quotes for love is: “A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. I can vouch cuz my Dad fell in love with my Mom’s cooking when they first met. I got this cute thought of Bakugo, Mirio, Hawks, and Dabi with a black!gf that lets them try some of her cooking. I’d love to see their reactions to tasting baked mac n cheese, cornbread or pound cake, and pork chops! 🤤

A/N: Completely unrelated but related, but my grandma makes a mean lemon pound cake lmao

💥 This man's already knows how to cook, but you gotta show him the southern side of cooking lmao

💥 You probably have to force your way into the kitchen too, like hip check him out the way

💥 He'll stand in the corner in the kitchen with his arms cross and a scowl on his face like a kid 🙄

💥 You obviously have to pull out all the stops to give his taste buds the ride of their life

💥 The kitchen is covered in different dishes, but you don't let the sink stock up because you always clean after you're done with it

💥 Once the aroma of the different foods hit the air, you see him start to open up a bit more lmao

💥 He'll come up behind you to look over your shoulder. "What're you making?"

💥 And then you'll have to push him away and tell him he has to wait until it's finished

💥 When you finish, the dining table is covered in food

💥 Green beans, sweet potatoes, mac and cheese, rice and gravy, cornbread

💥 Mans is floored

💥 You make him a plate, setting it in front of him as you happily dig into your food

💥 EATS EVERYTHING YOU MADE

☀️ You usually cook for him, but since he had a stressful week at work, you decided to make him a big dinner

💥 You barely get enough food to make a second plate

💥 Now he'll let you stay in the kitchen 🙄

☀️He walks into the kitchen to see food all over the stove, some of it on the counter

☀️ He comes home to the best smell he's ever smelled in the world, his mouth starting to water almost immediately

☀️"Welcome home," you greet sweetly, turning to meet him with a plate in your hands

☀️"What's all this?" he asks, giving you a kiss before he looks around to look at the different foods

☀️"I could tell work was stressing you out, so I decided to cook something different."

☀️You guide him to sit down, setting the plate in front of him before handing him a fork, and he doesn't wait to dig in

☀️You know he loves it because he's quiet, practically swallowing the food, and you have to tell him to slow down and breathe

☀️"This is amazing, sunshine. Thank you." He raises his eyebrows when he sees you coming back with something else for him to eat

☀️"You have to have room for dessert," you say, knowing that his hero work makes his appetite insatiable

☀️You set down for famous pound cake, cutting him a big slice before sliding it over to him

☀️He releases a loud moan when he takes the first bite, and he eats half the cake before he's finally had his fill

☀️He sits back in the chair, pulling you into his lap. "I think I just fell in love with you all over again."

🐥You tired of just eating chicken

☀️You snort as you roll your eyes. "All because I made you food?"

☀️"Amazing food. And you know they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

🐥You weren't sure when Keigo was gonna be home, so you decided to start dinner early anyway, knowing you were going to be cooking a lot

🐥You love chicken, but you really wanted something else, sure you had a variety of what you could with chicken, but you were starting to run out of options

🐥The kitchen is filled with different smells as you dance around the kitchen, music blasting from the speaker

🐥"What smells so good?"

🐥You nearly drop the hot pan that you've pulled out of the oven as you scream, practically leaping off the ground. "Keigo, what the hell."

🐥He gives you a smug apology as you set the pan on the stove, and he wraps his arms around you, his chin resting on your shoulder

🐥"I'm making something other than chicken," you say as you check to make sure the mac and cheese is cooked through

🐥"But I like chicken." "I know." You scoop out some of the mac and cheese, blowing on it to cool it down before you guide it over to him

🐥He hesitantly opens his mouth, and you watch him as he chews, and you smile widely when his eyes go wide

🐥"You like?" And he nods his head quickly, and you have to stop him from test tasting everything you made

🐥You're glad that he enjoyed the porkchops, finally hooking him on some new meat

🔵This man stay coming in and out of your apartment

🐥He that the most along with the mac and cheese, and you had to force him to eat the green beans to balance out the meat and the starch, which he also eats in large amounts

🐥After that he's basically moved on from chicken, only asking for the porkchops, so now you find another meat eat

🔵So, you don't really expect for him to come over, so like any sane person does when they're hungry, you throw down

🔵Sometimes you see him every day, and then you're seeing him every other week, only getting radio silence

🔵Literally, the kitchen was covered in food, and you were very satisfied and proud of yourself, getting ready to enjoy all this food

🔵Of course, this is when he decides to show his ass up 🤦🏽‍♀️

🔵"You cooked for me?"

🔵"Boy, hell no. This is all for me," you say, moving his hand away from your food

🔵"C'mon, baby, don't be like that." You roll your eyes before you hand him a piece of your cornbread, going back to replace it

🔵"Damn. This is good as fuck," he says around the bread and you scoff

🔵"Well, duh, I made it."

🔵You throw a plate in front of him to stop him from pestering you about wanting some more

🔵Literally eats all your food, barely leaving anything for you and you almost throw him out

🔵Starts showing up a lot more after you introduce him to a different palate 🤚🏽

🔵Claims it's because he misses you, but you know it's because it's the only place he can get good food

[tedturneriscrazy]

Here's Eclipse Lake, an episode that has been highly anticipated! Will it top Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hooty's Door?

I'll skip the pretense: No. It won't.

You'll see under the cut.

Hmm, that list of ingredients for the Grimwalker...I'll let other people theorize about this (like @sepublic ), but it sure looks like a thing

Guess the mysterious green goo won't cut it, huh?

Belos face reveal already?! Huh, didn't expect it so soon.

Oh, no, he's hot! (And I'm mad about it)

Still an ass, though

Now we know why Hunter was wearing a different outfit (because people fixated on that for some reason)

Amity with the clipboard gives me strong Dipper vibes

GHOST! My beloved!

I need a moment because CAT!

(Also, someone pointed out earlier that Ghost was based on Dana's cat, and that's super obvious in hindsight)

Raine?! Oh, wait, you mean rain. Sigh.

Eda gets training tips from DBZ confirmed

(Also Amity's face when reacting to Eda's explanation is priceless)

Oh God Eda's a weeb I need another moment

Damn, Amity just straight up calling Eda old

Oh, loopy Luz

(The abomination holding the tissue box is adorable for many reasons)

Yeah, don't want Luz to eat the McGuffin

I have several questions about those Tamagotchis that I'll refrain from listing here

Amity your Odalia is showing

Girlfriend counter: 1

(Yes I am introducing a counting gag, deal with it)

Was wondering if they were ever gonna reference the dissection incident. We've come a long way, baby!

Oh, so that's what everyone was looking at

Luz honey your enthusiasm is admirable but no

Luz burrito is quite cute, though

Girlfriend counter: 2

(Damn, still wild to think that that's the case)

Just occurred to me that "Boots" is probably shortened from "Bossyboots" from earlier

Guess the Luz hiss compilation needs to be updated again

Those tunnels ain't the only thing around here that's unstable, amirite?

Oops, guess Kiki was justified, after all

Maybe don't talk so loudly about your plans, dude

That is her son, get it right!

Serves you right for having that stupid strand of hair sticking out like that

Is this just the episode where everyone dunks on White Boy? Because I can totally get behind that.

Already mentioned this, but I am loving the parallels between Katara and Amity with that bottle of abomination goo. Insert obligatory "Two Nickels" meme here about Mae Whitman.

We really are just dunking on the white boy and I am living for it

Hooty had to get it from somewhere, I suppose

Nothing says mother-son bonding like shooting things at each other (see also: Separate Tides)

I'm sure the magic bouncing off the veins won't come into play later at all

Oh well, at least the echolocation looked cool

At this point Amity would kill Hunter for a Klondike bar

Wait why does Hooty need a chair

Willow with the galaxy brain ideas

"A bad but sad boy" Luz is a genius at succinctly summing people up

Kikimora continues to be unhinged. Ironically she's not wrong about Hunter.

Motherfucker stop acting like you know what that says

(Also, projecting much?)

Girlfriend counter: 3

Friendly reminder that Hunter is still an antagonist

Uh oh

UH OH

I know someone mentioned Willow having the brain cell, but honestly it seemed like Luz had it this whole time. And that's not good.

WHY IS FOOL'S BLOOD EVEN A THING

Aaaaand cue the getting screwed over

Further reminder that he's still an antagonist (Apparently there's a vocal segment who's Really Mad at him that seem to forget this fact)

You unhand Ghost right now!! And Amity too, I guess.

(I kid, she's literally my second favorite character)

For what she did to Raine it warms my heart to know Kiki has had zero peace of mind

Wait, the Abomatons are Transformers?! Okay, that's kind of awesome, actually. Alador might be a shit dad but he is a brilliant inventor.

Chucking kids off cliffs is a surpisingly common pastime in the Boiling Isles

Owlbert no!

Eda did spend literal decades fighting the Owl Beast within, so I guess she can't be blamed for not thinking to talk to it

Also hurry up guys I'm very concerned about Owlbert

Fuck yeah Harpy Milf!

Yay Ghost returns!

She's glad they're okay (I didn't need to take this, I just thought it was cute. Also this is surprisingly high quality considering I just took a photo of my TV screen)

Oh, so they do have video games in the Demon Realm. That or Luz introduced them.

Trailer shot!

Oh dear, we about to have a fight over the key

Wow, being so high ranking under Belos is really bad for mental health

Jesus Christ Belos what have you been putting in this poor kid's head?

Leave it to King to give radical recontextualizations

Amity, I'm glad you remembered/realized this about Luz, please don't let the sad white boy play you like that again

Also, I appreciate the gesture you're making, and it's a wonderful summary of your character development, but goddamnit he's gonna go for that key because he's STILL AN ANTAGONIST

"Being nice usually works for Luz!" A) Not always, and B) Amity I love you but Luz you are not. A valiant attempt nonetheless.

Ooh, cool fight scene!

Always lovely to see such superb animation

I was privately griping about not seeing Amity use magic for so long, and now I am fed

Don't think I didn't hear the glass breaking

Appreciate your ass from a hole in the ground, Golden Boy!

(jk I don't actually feel that strongly about him still. That kind of threat still isn't cool, though)

Oh so that's why it's the Common Mold!

It's kinda cute, actually. Or maybe it's just because it's Luz.

TIL Hooty is heat resistant

Apparently Owl Beast just wanted a snack

Girlfriend counter: 4

Also love how calling Amity her awesome girlfriend is literally the first thing Luz says to her upon returning.

Yesssss return the hug! You deserve it!

(I know there are higher quality versions of this screenshot, I just didn't feel like looking around)

King demands huggies, too! (And gets 'em)

Reminder that Amity is smart as hell. I knew that glass breaking indicated something!

So once again I've been had. I let the fandom trick me into thinking this episode would be way more intense. Guess that one screenshot was from the next episode.

Overall this was...fine. Some nice Lumity moments, Harpy Eda strutting her stuff, that gorgeously animated fight sequence; those were all lovely.

I do wish Willow and Gus had a bit more to do. And I'm still rather unenthusiastic about Hunter, to be honest. I've seen his type several times before, and the path they have for him is rather obvious. I may never share the fandom's love for him, and I guess I'll have to deal with that.

Anybody who says this was better than KKKOHD is a damn fool.

Mid season finale next week! I think Yesterday's Lie will finally bring the pain!

[fat-shady-number-one-fan]

Hey guys✋!!! First post LOL😂!! Oh yeah, I also don’t own the song HaHa😂😂!!! Eminem, the best rapper in the world, owns this amazing song😅!! Anyways.....😅😅😅Gosh, I’m so silly HaHaHa!!!😂😂

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)

It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder, "how can

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up!

[nanamisflowers]

So... About my Royal Guard Lioness!MC I have thought about the aftermath.

After the "Meeting the one who killed my cousin" events, all the breaking down resulted for MC to pass out so Leona had to carry her to the palace. All the guards are having questioning looks to why MC is being carried by the royal highness but they were only met with Leona's "Don't say anything," look. After putting her to her room, MC couldn't bare to walk out of tgere which made her miss dinner, and some additional training. This was bugging Leona out so he decided to ask permission from his brother and made his way to MC's room where he will get her out of her room, he can't let his Royal guard starve you know.

Leona: *Knocking on the door* MC! Open the door I need to talk to you...

MC: *Opens door* Hmmm? *Looks at Leona in a stoic and tired look*

Leona: MC, you missed dinner...

MC: Mm...

Leona: But the diner is still open so you can still eat

MC: *Nods* Mm...

Leona: They'll be closing in two hours though, so you need to eat

MC: *Nods again* Mm...

Leona: Eat dinner okay?

MC: *Nods again* Mmhmm...

Leona: Okay I'll be going now- *Notices that MC held his hand*

MC: *Looks at him with the same expression*

Leona: Want me to accompany you?

MC: ......... Yes.... But....

Leona: Okay, I'll carry you

MC: *Looks at him* Huh?

Leona: You cried for hours in the alleyway while kneeling, your legs must be numb right now...

MC: That's- yes...

Leona: Okay, sit down

MC: Mmm... *Sits at the nearest chair*

Leona: *Bends down* Okay here we go *Lifts MC up and makes his way to the diner*

MC: It's weird being carried by a royal subject

Leona: Don't be, I can easily drop you you know?

MC: Mmm...

Leona: Hey cheer up, you're gonna eat

MC: Yeah... Hey Leona

Leona: Yes?

MC: I like this, just us two... And thank you, for your kind and comforting words back there

Leona: Well that's- Uhmm... You're welcome, MC

MC: I'm hungry

Leona: Which is why we need to hurry, let's go *Sprints while MC is on his back*

MC: HEY SLOW DOWN!

Leona: NO FOOD SHALL BE LEFT WAITING! *Runs faster*

MC: AHHHHH!!!

[Meanwhile]

Farena: You saw that my love?!

Farena's wife: Yes I did *chuckles* they're so cute

Farena: I know right?

Palace's general: Uhh... Your majesty?

Farena: Oh you're still here haha! You're dismissed

Palace's general: Thank you sir *Leaves and whispers* Oh my god Leona and MC!! The commander owes me 50 madol

Cheka: I'M GONNA HAVE AN AUNTIE SOON!

*flips a table* OMG WTH THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE LIKE FJFKSODLFJD LEONA, PLEASE CARRY ME TOO😭😭😭💕💕💕 I wanna be MC in this scenario JDKDLDLSLS love it😭💕

[shorkbrian]

It's Kiri's birthday today and all I can think about is him going to town on his kidnapped darling (because it's his birthday right? and you're the only gift he wants) ooh or he buys a bunch of toys as gifts to himself, but really they're just for him to use on you later! (Not a request I'm just thirsty as hell)

LISTEN

oh my gosh

yes he would ABSOLUTELY use the fact that it’s his birthday to his advantage. 

Knocks on the door while you're showering and tells you that he already set out clothes for you on the bed, he’s gonna be waiting in the living room for you and then you two can have breakfast. You don’t mind him choosing your outfits anymore, usually it’s something simple -  one of his old t-shirts, a cutesy skirt and top, tiny shorts and a bralette.

But you get out of the shower and there’s lacy lingerie on the bed. You huff and instead choose to throw on some shorts and one of his old t-shirts.

Kiri uses those big ‘ole puppy eyes when you come out, obviously disappointed and irritated that you aren’t wearing what he laid out for you. Asks you to wear it for him, please? it’s his birthday! 

When you refuse again, his tone sharpens, eyes narrowing. Threatens punishment if you disobey, tells you to turn around and march your cute little butt back into the bedroom and put on the damn outfit.

You do as he asks.

OR hohoho

You groggily waking up tied to a chair in a dark room, gagged and bound. You can’t move, but you can hear people talking outside the door. When you start screaming for help, the noises pause, before continuing. One voice is louder and obviously more excited that the other voice as the noises get closer.

The door swings open and it’s Bakugou, your coworker. Standing next to him is his best friend, the man that always stops by and goofs off with Bakugou, Kirishima.

Bakugou has this triumphant little smirk on his face, immediately folding his arms across his chest as he watches Kiri. The big redhead’s jaw has dropped to the ground, eyes wider than the moon, frozen in surprise. 

Then he’s moving towards you quickly, reeling back and coming at your slower when he sees you startle. You think he’s gonna untie you, pull down the gag and rescue you - you don’t even know what's going on, but Bakugou’s your coworker, of course the two are here to rescue you!

But Kirishima just runs his hands over your shoulders, touches your face softly, feels you legs and lets his palms rest on your thighs. 

He asks Bakugou if you’re for him.

Bakugou confirms, you’re Kiri’s birthday gift, Happy birthday.

OR hehehe

Kirishima’s waking you up early in the morning, all bright and excited. You’ve been good lately, and he wants today to be nice, wanna go shopping?

Of course there are rules - don’t talk to anyone, don’t look at anyone, don’t try to leave his side, don’t try to get help - obey, or else.

But it’s the first time you’ve been allowed outside of the house in weeks. You agree to play by his rules.

He takes you to the mall, guides you around the stores, lets you pick out a couple things. The two of you get ice cream, hold hands while you walk around eating it. Kiri says you have a little bit on your chin, and uses that excuse to lick up from your chin and into your mouth, a disgusting display of PDA.

Normal couples things.

Kiri takes you to an, ahem, adult shop.

Tells you that if anything catches your interest, you have to tell him, ‘kay? You just feel sick, keep your head down as you walk behind him, holding his hand like a shy child.

He just chuckles and makes you watch as he picks out toys, asks the assistant about sizes and colors and if a certain toy would be pleasurable for both of you or not.

It’s mentioned while he’s checking out that today is his birthday, and he gets a few complimentary toys thrown in the bag.

When the two of you get home, Kiri forces you down. 

You got to have your fun, got to go out and see the world and let other people look at you, he even bought you ice cream! Now be a good girl and let him test out allll the new toys on you, see which ones make you writhe the most.

Ninety percent of the toys are dual-stimulators, meaning he can feel good while you do too. Flavored lubes, vibrating cock rings (he totally would buy a rabbit ear cock ring you can’t tell me he wouldn’t), butterfly vibrators, warming gels, nipple clamps, condoms with bumps and ridges and raised swirls, even a double dildo. 

It’s intimidating, and you’re warned against trying to tell Kiri to stop.

You’ll take what he gives you, it’s his birthday after all, and he wants to enjoy his gift(s).

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I got this ask RIGHT after I posted my lazy, hurried drabble about Kiri’s birthday. I wanted to post something for his birthday but couldn’t decide what to write and I spent so long debating that I didn’t have time to write an actual fic. RIP.

I went for a walk with my doggo (she's so cute she literally bounces over to the leash when it’s walk time) and stewed about this ask the ENTIRE time just unfh there's so much versatility with Kiri he is my MAN ty for this ask and fueling my horn knee brian.

Happy birthday Kirishima if you were real I would give you a hug and like some warm pumpkin bread, you deserve it bby

[addictofsupernatural]

Emotions (pt. 13)

Billy Hargrove x reader

Summary: Y/n wants Billy and Steve to call a truce, while other people have other plans.

Word Count: 1858

Chapter 1 • Chp. Masterlist • Chapter 12

When you woke up, Billy was gone. Part of you was disappointed, shamefully craving his comforting touch. The other part of you was screaming about how fucking idiotic it was to let him come inside in the first place. You needed to straighten your emotions out and make a decision. You just needed to look at the pros and cons of it.

Getting back together with Billy.

Pros. He would be happy, at least for now. You'd feel less crappy about yourself. You could protect him from his dad. You loved him with all your heart.

Cons. They could still be trying to find you. They could learn about Billy, and hold that against you. He could probably find someone better, prettier, and be happier with that girl.

Fuck, what the hell were you supposed to do? This had as much powerful pros as it did cons. But like Hopper said, you just needed to be on your own for now.

Hopper made ego waffles by the time you got out of bed. He passed you the chocolate syrup while he got out the whipped cream for him and El. He kicked the chair out for you as well, which you took as a sign that he was really trying to help you feel better, in his awkward dad kind of way. It made your chest feel a little lighter. Once you opened the door to your house, you saw Steve almost fall back while he leaned on it, sitting on the ground and waiting for you. He looked tired.

"Y/n!"

You said nothing as he stumbled onto his feet. Hopper gently pushed passed you before roughly shoving Steve out of the way, causing him to knock back down to the ground. "We're not looking to buy any cookies today, sorry. Have a nice day!"

Hopper then grabbed your shoulders and led you to the car. You went inside the car in silence. You saw him come to your window, and you looked down. "Y/n! I'm sorry. Talk to me, please!"

Hopper then stepped on the gas petal and left Steve back there. After leaving the woods, you could see him calm himself. It honestly took everything in Hopper not to smile. Even you could feel his happiness. No more boys.

Once you got to school, you gave him a side hug and said your goodbyes. You only had to get through today and tomorrow, then you were on Spring Break for a week. Once Hopper drove off, you saw Steve's car quickly pull up the driveway.

"Y/n! Please talk to me!" You sucked in a breath. You knew this would eat up at you both, but you still continued walking. You didn't say anything and he ran over to you, panting. "I... I'm sorry. I was... stupid, and..." He was huffing.

"Catch your breath first." You quietly said.

He nodded. "Yeah... okay, thanks." He took a second, then started again. "I was a jackass, and you didn't deserve that last night. I don't even think you're stupid, I just got mad. It just seems like nobody really cares about me, so I just, uh," He sighed and looked down. "I feel like I have to care about everyone else, so maybe people will start caring back."

He rubbed the back of his neck, having just said something he'd been denying to say to himself.

"Okay." You said after what seemed like a whole moment of silence to Steve.

"So, okay?"

You nodded with a straight face. "Okay. I forgive you. And you don't have to worry about me. I still don't know what I'm going to do, but I'll be okay at the end of the day."

The both of you hugged, and you pulled back. All in all, he meant well. Well damn, there goes your being away from them two today. As your hug came to an end, Billy suddenly swooped right in front of you, staring Steve down. "Typical. She's too nice and you know she'll forgive you no matter what you say."

"Did you tell him?" Steve looked at you, and you merely shook your head.

"I was the one who called her, and she yelled at me thinking I was you. I put two and two together. Care to explain why the fuck she was crying about thinking she was stupid?"

Steve fell silent out of guilt, and you painfully felt those emotions radiating off him. You lightly tugged on Billy's sleeve from behind, fiddling with it. "We talked it out. It's okay now." You said quietly with a reassuring smile.

He wanted to melt looking at your smile. It's been a while since he's seen your comforting smile, and he just wanted to hold you while kissing you with that smile on your face. He fully turned to you, grabbing your hand and entwining fingers. "Sweetheart, just because he said sorry doesn't mean you just forgive them."

He kissed your hand, and Steve overly gasped. "Hey hey! First of all," He said, slapping Billy's hand away. "Don't do that! Second, you're one to talk about apologies when you did the same thing after flipping out on her."

Billy then took a step forward and grabbed Steve's jacket. "You better fucking watch yourself."

You went in between them quickly. "Okay, how bout this? You." You looked at Billy. "Calm down! He's my friend, and you have to deal with that." You then turned to Steve. "And you. Chill out when it comes to Billy. I still don't know what I'm going to do yet and as my friend you need to respect my decision."

"Then can you let him to stop being a dick?" Steve asked.

"And can you tell him to grow a dick?"

"Jesus, is it so hard for you two to at least try to be on my side for once? It's such bullshit to even involve me at all in your crap. Why do you guys always have this rivalry going on when I've been trying my best to make things easier?"

"Five—" Steve started, before you gave him a look and he stopped. "Y/n."

"Maybe I should just get out of the picture. You two have fun together." You walked away, radiating pissed off energy to those passing by.

"Nice going dick fuck."

"You know what?" Steve said, putting his hands in his pockets. "I'll be the bigger person and accept that I pissed her off. So did you. She's all over the place and we're making it worse." He sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "I guess, um, let's try not to hate each other out loud for her? We gotta do that before she stops forgiving us."

Billy looked away and huffed before mumbling, "Whatever man. Sure."

The bell rang and the two boys walked away separately. Billy felt like shit all day. He made you mad, and was an ass. He couldn't wait for fourth period to explain himself.

He could imagine the situation if you two were still together. He would pull you into his lap, and you would give him that cute pout. He'd tell you that he wouldn't hate Steve as much, just for you. He'd then kiss your neck, maybe even nip at it. You'd giggle, before telling him that you accept and that he's not fully forgiven, even though he really is. You'd tell him that you're proud he made it that far for you. He'd get a kiss on the cheek as his prize, before having a nice make out session.

Once he got to fourth period, he buried his face in his hands. Was this really going to be the day you didn't forgive him? What about last night? You have to know that he was there for you when you needed him still, right?

He saw you sit down from the corner of his eye, and and suddenly sat up, smiling. That smile quickly faded when he saw tears in your eyes and a cheek that was stung red. "What happened?" He demanded.

"It's nothing." You mumbled, fiddling with your textbook.

"Who hurt you?" He brushed his thumb over your cheek bone, and you leaned into his touch involuntarily.

"Just these girls. Um, they saw me with you and Steve. They called me a slut and a whore and pushed me around. I fell, and they started kicking me."

"And was one of these girls named Heather cock sucking Holloway?" You stayed silent. "She needs to get a fucking clue!"

He stood, causing you to grab his hand in panic. "Please don't! I want all this fighting to stop for once. I just want to stop causing all this drama."

You began to bounce your knee. This wasn't good. You never had full on anxiety. How would you react to it? You felt Billy gently squeeze your thigh to stop you. "Hey, you don't cause drama. Everybody in this damn school is just trying to have interesting lives, and they're jealous because you're the only one who isn't boring."

You gave him a nervous smile. "You think so?"

"I know so." He brought his hand back, resting his elbow on the table and his palm underneath his chin. "I'm okay with Harrington, by the way. I'm gonna try not to hate him that much, and he's gonna do the same. We agreed on it. Just wanted to put less stress on you."

He flashed you a grin as you just stared at him with a blank face. You were just staring at him unreadably for a bit before leaning to him to kiss him. You caught both him and yourself by surprise. You pulled back and saw Billy's shocked expression.

"I–I'm sorry. You probably don't even need this right now and I shouldn't have—" Billy grabbed your neck and brought you in for a passionate kiss. You both felt all the weight on your shoulders being lifted, the heavy feeling of being so close yet so far gone. Once the kiss was over Billy rubbed his nose against yours. You giggled. "I missed you."

"I missed you too doll."

"I'm sorry, my emotions are all spiked today."

"It's okay sweetheart."

You grinned. "I'm proud of you, by the way. I didn't expect you to ever be okay with Steve. Thank you for doing that for me." You swiped your finger across the side of his jawline, which you know tickles him.

"Course. Am I forgiven then?"

"I guess, but not fully."

Billy's smile became wider, and before he could tease you, Jonathan, Nancy, and Steve stormed into the class with worried expressions. "So they're not here yet?" Jonathan asked.

"Who?" You responded with.

Suddenly Tommy and his friends shoved past them, and Tommy pulled Billy back unexpectedly as Heather grabbed you by the arm and yanked you over to the front of the classroom. She pushed you to the ground, and these other guys then dumped a big cooler full of cold water on you.

A lot of emotions were going to bubble up today.

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Author's Note: Kind of an awkward cliffhanger, sorry, but I do have more written for the next chapter.

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[agirldying]

my childhood was screwed straight to hell n bedrock. fine, whatever. i grow up, move away from home, and start getting better. like, really better. my relationship with food repaired, i started freaking out less whenever someone touched me (only had two instances that whole year where i lashed out!!), my grades improved to damn near fucking perfection, my nightmares dissipated, etc. fucking mint. then i moved back to my hometown because everyone i love is there, y'know? my really good friends and my best mate, who is closer to me than any fuckin blood of mine might be. all the fuckers from my childhood were gone and i'm pretty much recovered, so why the hell wouldn't i go home?

i got sexually assaulted.

i was hanging out with my best mate a few months after moving down there. we were celebrating; they'd managed to pass another year without getting thrown out of school. which isn't something they have a problem with, but i do, so i thought we should go out to get ice cream.

one of their mates joined us last second. big ass motherfucker who looked like he did bloody steroids or some shit. not anyone new, really. i'd been acquainted with him for months at that point and we talked semi-frequently in a gc. bro has a bad temper and acts like some basement dwelling redditor. he was convinced i had a crush on him, which was probably my bad, i did tease him all the fucking time. oh well.

we go get ice cream, everything is fine and dandy, then we head back to my mate's apartment. the burly motherfucker follows us back to their place, and we can't exactly tell him to fucking leave because he is 6'0" and like 200lbs of pure muscle and does whatever he wants. so he invites himself in.

now, something i personally have a problem with is ignoring signs of me going to fucking collapse until last minute. it was 90 something degrees out, i hadn't eaten anything but ice cream in a day n a half (ADHD, not eating disorder), we just walked two or three miles, and i hadn't slept much at all the past week. all stars aligned for a bad time.

i was planning on just crashing on my mate's floor for an hour or two and then moving on, because they are very used to my bullshit. but unfortunately mr. burly bitch was present and i didn't really wanna pass the fuck out in front of him. so, instead, my clever little ass decided it would be so cute to just stay conscious.

my legs stopped working after like thirty minutes. whatever. mr. burly bitch stares at me like i'm fucking bambi or something. i let them know i'm probably not gonna move too much for the next few hours. burly is a little confused, but my mate moves on so he does as well. i migrated to my mate's bed because burly decided to start cleaning my mate's room for some fucking reason. my mate sat in a chair adjacent to the bed, half facing me.

i'm fucking shaking at this point, seeing double. just normal exhaustion shit. kinda wanted to vomit. burly is talking to my mate but i'm not really paying much attention because sounds sounded funny. i was mostly just considering passing out anyway because this shit fucking sucked. i don't really remember how or why, but burly comes to stand at my feet. some words get said between us; probably me being the asshole i am and him being his normal highly incel-like self. i don't fucking remember. and suddenly he's on me. my arms are pinned above my head with one hand, and he tried to keep me from kicking him in his ribs with his other.

he laughs about how weak i am as if i am not very clearly incompacitated. i turn my head to look for my mate but they're kinda just staring at us in horror. brilliant time to freeze up on their part. so helpful. thanks. now i'm fighting exhaustion, a flashback, and a man i'm half the weight of. shit escalates to a disgusting fucking point, and my mate finally speaks up from their stupid fucking chair. this does zero to help anything. burly once again comments on how weak i am, just before i nail him hard in the ribs and he lets go to cradle them.

he tried to laugh it off like it was nothing.

i go outside to vomit. he follows me after a few minutes. my friend follows burly. i go back inside with them, and we all pretend it didn't happen. then me n my mate go back to my place. it didn't get addressed again. i think my mate continued talking to him, but they got into a row for completely unrelated reasons a few days later and gave up contact.

i do not know why this man wanted to rape me in my friend's apartment right in front of them. i literally cannot understand it. it's such a fucking diseased brain thing to do. it was so fucking out of the blue. i thought he was was straight. guy acted every ounce the part. apparently not.

whatever. it makes me realise i'm still a weak little kid. i'm no stronger than when i was a child. it didn't matter how much i worked out, or how much i trained. i can't fucking save myself, and no one else was going to either.

nightmares came back, so did my eating disorder, and my absolute disdain for being touched, drug habits got more severe. everything got worse.

my mate moves in with me. i don't hold anything against them because they're kind of a pussy and have some sexual trauma themself anyway. it doesn't matter anymore. we were acting like nothing happened.

then one of the people who raped me as a kid came back. waltzed around as though nothing happened. i saw them four or five times in the span of two or three months for hours at a time. my mate's got no fucking clue, and they didn't say anything, but i could tell they were a little frustrated and scared. i was a right mess and wouldn't talk to them.

my rapist left again after a while. all's well again.

i tried telling my big brother. he's the only decent adult-adult figure i know and was the only reason i'm not as bad a bloke as i could've been. he misunderstood immediately and i didn't have the heart to correct him. he thinks someone just beat the shit outta me. wouldn't have been the first time. he was upset enough about that.

recently finally told my mate how burly scrambled my brain. they kinda just went "oh, shit." and then we moved on. again.

i contacted him. burly. last week. this one plot i had set for getting sent to jail didn't work out, so i thought the next best thing was to contact him. figured he could ruin me for good, yknow? put me in my place. i was trying to keep my mate out of it because they were still upset with him for whatever the fuck they'd argued about, and also because this was very mentally ill of me. they found out i was talking to him immediately. they asked why, and i said i didn't know. burly set up a time to hang out for all three of us, and didn't show up. for the best.

then my mate started hanging out with burly again. it only occurred to them after the fact that it was kind of screwed up to hang out with the guy that assaulted your best mate, so they finally asked me if they should continue hanging with him. i told them i don't control their relationships. they took that as an affirmative, and now they hang out every day.

shit's ass. they know how i feel about him. they know how he fucked me up. i'm not gonna tell them to stop talking to him because that's not my fucking right, but jesus christ. whatever, i guess. i'll solider through it until burly inevitably pisses off my mate again and they stop talking.

god this fucking sucks. i'm thinking about telling my mate about everything that's ever happened to me 'cause they don't really have the foggiest, but considering how the dumbass acted about burly assaulting me, i doubt it will be received well. i'm just kinda tired of hurting all the time lmao. moving back was a mistake, honestly.

Hey anon,

I think it is perfectly within your right to set a boundary that says “Obviously you can do whatever you want, but you being friends with my rapist makes me uncomfortable and I would rather you either stop being friends with him or I stop being friends with you”. 

I mean I’ve had this problem before myself, finding some mutual friends between my abuser and I, and I totally understand how sickening and betraying that feeling is. I personally feel like a good friend shouldn’t be in communication or friendly with someone who has caused you trauma. It just isn’t really fair to you.

But I wanna say thank you for sharing your story, it was awful what you went through and I’m glad that you’ve chosen to speak up about it. I’m here if you need anything else.