#THEY'RE DEAD BRO
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ok uh new pressure update leaks just dropped and uh
im not looking forward to this
oohhohohhh no
#pressure update#pressure upcoming update#pressure anniversary#roblox pressure#OHHHHHHHH NO#PAINTER WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU.#THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD#GOD DAMMIT#OH NO#this shit is the “pain” in “painter” bro FUCK#GOODDDDDD#im NOT excited#also happy belated birthday sebastian solace#but OH MY GODDDDDD#im#i#FUCK#p.ai.nter pressure#p.ai.nter#pressure painter#painter pressure#pressure
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me and gang (proof that they've always been seven and it will stay that way / STOP EXCLUDING CAM)
#dead poets society#dead poets fandom#dead poets society fandom#dead poets#me and bro#me and gang#yo homie g skillet#neil perry#todd anderson#charlie dalton#knox overstreet#steven meeks#gerard pitts#richard cameron#don't play with the gang#1 richard cameron apologist#they're all so pretty#i'm in love 😍😍😍
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"𝗛𝗘'𝗦 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗥"
girl you're in the library AND you're standing literally 5 feet away from Peter. SHHH. QUIET.
#the way she just screams it has me dead#and richie screaming NANI just as loud as well 😭😭😭#bro they're either 0 or 100 with no in between#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#team starkid#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#ruth fleming
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I would just like to point out that you turned a Doberman into a golden retriever and I think that's hilarious. (Referring to how you usually depict Michael to the ballpit version in that comic.)
This is literally all I could think about while Drawing Ballpit Micheal Lmfaoo
I know there's like a canonical reason he's like that in the au
But I only ever draw teen Michael as an ABSOLUTE DELINQUENT
It was honestly hard drawing him being nice lol😭
#bro is a menace#It's ☠️😈⛓️ vs 🥹🥞🐻#Me when the challenge is to draw micheal afton being happy#into the ballpit au#answering asks#They're so silly#Both of them#fanart#fnaf au#fnaf#fnaf michael afton#micheal afton#ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAID I DRAW MICHEAL IN A WIFE BEATER AND I AM DEAD
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my parents were full on arguing and my silly ass drew these two
#crossover#dead fandoms#fandom crossover#happy tree friends#naughty bear#htf#artwork#they're actually my real parent guys#don't ask how i was born okay?? it just happened bro
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bitches (hosea) love (hate) my mustache
#this has definitely been done before but i don't give a swag...#i kept thinking about this for multiple days bro i had to do it#this actually was super helpful figuring out how to draw his stupid outfit fr 😭😭😭#also my theater teacher is like dutch if he was evil...#they look the same and are both pennsylvania#dutch is too angry and stupid though so they're not the same guy#i think if my theater teacher lived in the 1800s they would be the same guy though#fruit toasts cool art tag btw#dutch van der linde#rdr2 dutch#dutch rdr2#rdr2#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption#red dead#rdr#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 fanart
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so... very important question. In Better Halves, are Danny and Tim kisses going to become a lot more common now that they've had their first real one? Please, for the love of god, don't make them wait 10 more chapters.
lovingly, an anon that needs to see them fuck nasty
Okay fair question! Yes, kisses will be (relatively) more common now, but I don't count this as their first 'real' kiss- although arguably it should be- the first real kiss is somewhere in chapter 34? Ish. More or less around there.
Look. I said slow burn and I goddamn MEANT it. it's gonna be nearly 200k before they Approach the idea of it not being fake anymore (despite the fact that it never really was to begin with). they're. complete unmitigated disasters.
and as for them fucking nasty (with understanding that was likely meant to be somewhat sarcastic). Currently the plan is to keep it at a teen rating. But. obviously aspects of this have gotten away from me in the past. Keep an eye on the rating because. Idk there are gonna be moments and that's all I'll say. (if i write them, i'll change the rating as I do, so hopefully with a good few chapters before hand. or maybe I'll post an alt version with the ma content? idk we shall cross the bridge when we arrive to it)
For your reference though, here's how many kisses are in each chapter i have completely written (this may depress you) (also below a read more for the spoilers aspect of it all.)
chapter 20- 1 kiss (on cheek)
21- 0 kisses
22- 0 kisses
23- 0 kisses
24- 0 kisses (somehow oh my GOD)
25- 1 kiss (on lips)
26- 1 kiss (on lips) (also the first Proper kiss since chapter 19. imo)
27- 2 kisses (1 on forehead, 1 on lips)
28- 0 kisses
29- 0 kisses
30- 0 kisses
do not let the amount of 0's grieve you, for most of those the boys aren't even in the same state (or country) so. not chapter 24 tho that's fucking miserable yearning i won't lie
#aster spreekt#better halves (and other such falsehoods)#answered#anonymous#dead tired ship#dp x dc#i'll probably post a poll about what you guys want if i do end up writing some. spicy scenes#just cause i did intend for it to be teen initially? but bros there is simply so much tension#also the potential for character exploration? delicious#idk it deffo wouldn't be till later chapter just because. idk rn they're both in high school it feels weird to me#better halves spoilers#i really think some smut in later chapters would pack some gut punch angst potential no i will NOT elaborate#:)#ily guys
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thinking about Netflix's recent decision, and I genuinely reckon that if Stranger Things were to be released now, it would be canned after one season too. It's hard to generate a large follower base when a show doesn't even have its production company's support, but Netflix has proven that there is a market for YA, sci-fi, and fantasy. Shows like that just need the promotion and dedication they used to receive. By abandoning so many projects early on, they're just shooting themselves in the foot...
#dbda#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#netflix#honestly i'm not convinced that any attempts to get it picked up again will work#its the same thing with shadow and bone - that was pretty tragic too#but they're really just reeling aorund their own demise#like between the reducing quality of most shows - the increase of pricing - and constant cancellations...#bros diggin his own grave
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New challenge, take a shot every time someone calls John gringo 💪
#it makes me laugh so hard#john knows some spanish its great but I wonder if he knows what they're actually calling him#I fucking love how john will just shout “MUERTE!!!” in a fight I was laughing so hard bro#image being in a shootout and your enemy is just shouting “DEATH!! DEATH!!!”#😭#john marston#rdr1#red dead redemption#mick squeaks#funnies#liveblogging#red dead redemption community
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oh to be a child of hades and get sandwiched between quiet awkward pretty guy who's secretly a freak and mean buff woman who can and will kill you violently. i can't wait for mel to meet zag and compare notes on their partners. hades is probably going to have a conniption when he finds out. i know persephone is going to be HELLA proud though.
#ksatalks#hades 2#hades game#hades 2 spoilers#can nyx please stop making beautiful children? they're killing me#“now it's bisexuals' turn” the bisexuals are fucking DEAD#it's me i'm bisexuals.#i will actually throw hands with SGG if they don't make nem and moros romanceable they got me in a fucking death grip bro#also good for you mel but when is it my fucking turn.
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One of the few headcanons I somewhat really attach onto is just my hc that Jamil is Bigender and goes by He/She. But in the way that you have to have such an INSANELY CLOSE BOND with Jamil in order to be allowed to refer to him as "she". You can't be an average joe and call him "she", cause if you do that, not only will your ass get beat, but your ass is getting beat so hard you wake up five months later cause you were put in a coma.
Surprisingly one of the few people that are allowed to call Jamil "she" is Kalim, but only when they're by themselves, since Kalim realized he can't go around referring to Jamil as her in public or that will influence others into doing it as well and Jamil wouldn't like that, so he's keeping it low.
Also yeah because I CAN, yes, Floyd is allowed to call Jamil she as well (<- flojami maniac), but unlike Kalim, Floyd doesn't hide it in public that much unless Jamil asks him to. Thankfully no one is influenced by him cause whenever someone else calls Jamil she , Floyd will full on go "oh you can't call Sea Snake that, you aren't allowed to, now I have to get rid of you. C'mere" and chase them around the school on all fours like some paralysis demon until someone physically stops him
#ALSO YES THIS DOES MEAN JAMIL LIKES FEMININE COMPLIMENTS N FEM TERMS TOO though again gotta keep them low and you have to be close with him#Floyd calling Jamil a pretty lady first time she ended up malfunctioning the whole day and couldn't get anything done#bonus mentioned talked about bigender Jamil alot but also a strong genderfluid Floyd believer#Floyd is just “call me whatever you want idc” kind of genderfluid but also he'd wear a dress or heels if he really liked it#floyd just in general comes from a very genderfluid family so shit is like normal to him yeah lol#why am I attached to these silly hcs uhhh cause they're fun and also self-projection in a way#this is just another yap for me so not putting this in main tags but also this is just a me excuse to start referring to Jamil as she more#she's my little everything and I want her dead <3#monoduke yaps#<- bros been yapping so much lately call me a podcast cause goddamn
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MORE BALD MEN ANGST!!!!!
Even though 096 has more to himself than how 106 perceives him, it's hard to actually express all of the pain and suffering he went through; he thought that he deserved to be a monster because he was killing people for practically "no reason."
However, he eventually realizes the pain he went through was but the product of his overwhelming fear: the fear that his recognition would cost him his life.
And despite desperately trying not to die, he couldn't find a way they could kill him; It became so prevailing that he couldn't shake the anger and horror of being seen.
It became his calling card against his will. It brought the threat to him. It brought his misfortune and rage on a rusted platter and force fed it to him.
Now he just wants to finally escape and find his home in the mountains where nobody would find him ever again.
It was unfair for a monster like 106 to perceive him as a monster too, as he believes he had a plausible reason and 106 didn't.
He decides to call the old man out for the bullshit, knowing that this close stranger had offered nothing but torture and pain, and never a single tear for the innocent who suffered.
That couldn't stop the attachment formed from this interaction, as not only was 096 emotionaly raw and vulnerable, seething with anger and grief of all of those who mistreated him, reaching to prove 106 wrong; but 106 learned not to bring something so burdening and claim that they both wanted to handle it.
Lessons were learned during that unfaithful breach.
(Oh and also the attachment would probably distress 096 even more because even though he doesn't have the innate murderous response to 106, he associated eye contact with something horrible happening a long time ago.)
#scp 096#scp 106#God bro they're so brokn 💔#angst#Both are stinky bald man failures#One is failing more though#I hate the mustard man#I mean the bbq man. He's so uh.. Stinky.#So like 096 is super traumatized but he's definitely got a bunch of shit to realize (bro was like a caveman like only a few months ago)#Hdhdjdjdjididsiwioowoeeo I want them to hug and like kiss (they're so toxic but like that's life I guess 😔⛡️⛡️)#I think they hate each other right now#Maybe because 106 is lets that shit crust in the crust dungeon (crusty ass man) and 096 is a hater of the evil crust man#IM INSANE AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME FROM DRAWING!!! (I wish my iPad was just dead though because then it would work)#I'm so emo from the permanent screen death of my iPad 👿😡😔💔👹#Anyway I love you guys /p !!!!!
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Hey so out of curiosity who is the ensemble in Odysseus? Since Jay said it's people in scene//gods having their own fanfare
#sirjoing#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#odysseus#odysseus epic the musical#athena epic the musical#athena#i think Odysseus gaining his own ensemble would be really cool#just to enhance how separate he is from his humanity#bro is NOT just a man oof#but honestly nah it's probably the dying suitors#because after they're dead the ensemble shuts up too
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*yeets this and runs*
My hand regrets my decision to try for more realistic wings, frankly
Transcriptions:
Mabel Pines - Steller's Jay
Dipper Pines - Blue Jay
fledglings
can't quite fly yet
wing's aren't adult-sized yet
Dipper often forgets to preen
Mabel likes to put glitter in her wings (and Dipper's, when possible)
Dipper collects his primaries to make quill pens
Mabel collects their feathers for crafting
Yeah so I'm just gonna drop this here and uhhhhh run, thanks for checking this, and I hope you have a good day
(program: krita; time taken: about 1 hr 45 minutes)
#gravity falls wing au#eggin creatin'#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls#first time drawing for gravity fallsa nd it's. it's a wing au. bro I've never drawn these characters before in my life but the VISION#they preen each other's wings your honor#they're gonna have tails btw I just. completely forgot them#basically with wings you get them from one parent or the other#twins often have the same kind of wings#not sure about the specifics as far as like. subspecies go#but anyway. dipper and mabel are both jays#their mother and father were probably jays#shermie was (is??) a raven his wife was a jay#ford and stan are magpies#filbrick was a magpie caryn was a raven#tldr the pines family consists of various corvids and that explains their penchant for trouble mischief and also family-motivated violence#hey fun fact magpies and some other corvids will teach their families to hate you if you upset them enough#just sayin man bill better stay dead#anyway yeah also mabel having steller's jay wings was solely because steller sounds like stellar#as in stars#and she's. well. shooting star and all that#as for dipper being a blue jay look man blue jays and pine trees they're just inseparable in my mind#there's something to be said about the stan twins and avarice/stubbornness/grudges I think and. magpies are kind of. stubborn critters#who also collect many shiny#and are oddly ride-or-die. also the aforementioned grudges#welcome to my au where all the explanation is in the tags#I'm just rambling now honestly#putting off actually watching gravity falls#yeah that's right folks it's wtst all over again I'm making stuff for a series I haven't watched/played yet!
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I made a TMA island in European Tomodachi life.
#gave them all personalities and bro i was bot expecting them all to be dead on#but they are they're all perfect and i love them#Michael's was kinda hard to gwt because he spent a really long time at the fountain and then went to the beach#but it was worth the wait#he deserves to be happy#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#sasha james#helen richardson#gertrude robinson#elias bouchard#peter lukas#simon fairchild#michael shelley#michael the distortion#helen the distortion#tma#tma podcast#the magnus archives#magpod#the magnus archives podcast
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angel's italian va supremacy and husk's spanish va supremacy.
#can you tell i have a language special interest#like is it obvious#they're just so#like why are their voices kinda 🫦#BRO IF THE ITALIAN DUB HAS NO FANS I'M DEAD#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel#hazbin angel dust
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