c4moon

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yaar ye shaadi ki reels bohaut bakchodi karti hain, bahi tora wait karle jab meri shaadi hojay.

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drop your indian serial fine shyts, me first

HEAVY ON RAJAT TOKAS

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khuch aur nahi bolna, bas yahi kehana hain.. pyaar nahi karo bhaiyon

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eid is coming up, another day to yearn for a marriage with a religious mard

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sorry guys still recovering from May 13 desitok, main tera main tera main tera bakchodi cheez hai yeh yaar

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i think the fact that urdu has no curse words is beautiful, that’s why i switch to hindi to say penchod.

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being a brown girl means crashing out because the bollywood song written in 1977 relates to the same exact problem you’re going through with eye candy.

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“operation sindoor” baji shaadi karni hain aapko pakistan se?

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“why aren’t you posting as much?” bahi main farsi bol ri thi jab maine kaha tha kay dil tootha wa hain?

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bahi manipulation wanipulation kya? babe you’re crazy.

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wait for the posts guys, dil tootha wa hay abhi

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“no you don’t look like the moon” aur sale tu bhi koi shahrukh khan nahi diktha

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when he comes at me for being dramatic but i’m pakistani so he should know it’s embedded in my genes

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guys i swear im a nice person but like im pakistani so like its okay

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sala rupatta uske garhi pe phas gaya ta aur sale ne apni ammi ki kauf say itni zhor se nikala ke sala rupatta hi tooth gaya, kutta kamina

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i hate when my younger cousins have a better love life than me because penchod main apne naseeb ka wait kari hoon aur tu tehre doosre naseem pay hain

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the urge to have on lipstick and kiss him before we go into a function and hear his mom say “beta tune lipstick peni hain?” and then we both look at eachother before laughing awkwardly trying to make an excuse