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Prompt 9 - History of Magic Classroom

@wolfstarmicrofic November 9, word count 734

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Sirius tilted his head as far back as he could and flipped over when he caught sight of the person who had spoken. It was his old school tutor, Professor Binns. The most boring man above and below ground. He was so dull, in fact, that when he’d died, instead of torturing him like he had tortured his students for his entire teaching career, they set him to torturing the new souls for a few thousand years, and he tutored Sirius and Regulus on the side. Sirius’s mother’s idea of a joke, probably. He didn’t think he’d ever stayed awake for the entirety of one of his lectures. 

“Well, Mr Black, are you quite ready to begin?” Binns wheezed at him. Even his voice was dull and lifeless. It always bugged Sirius that the soul never addressed him correctly, but he supposed that was the point. He scowled at the balding man. 

“How do I get out of here?” He asked him, hoping he would have an answer. 

“Once your lesson is over. Now take your seat,” Binns turned away from him and shuffled to the front of the class. Sirius settled into one of the desks at the back and readied himself for his soul to be sucked from his body, Remus sitting on his haunches beside him and Binns began. 

Like its professor, the History of Magic Classroom was bland and gave nothing for the students to focus on. Sirius could already feel his eyes drifting shut as Binns droned on. Remus wasn’t helping. His steady, even breath's and warm, soft side were lulling Sirius further. 

His eyes must only have been shut for a minute, maybe two, but when they snapped open again, Binns was only just starting his lecture. 

“Where magic and history are concerned depends on what we are studying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius’s eyes closed again. 

They snapped open a few minutes later, and Binns was still on his opening speech. “… history are concerned depends on what we are studying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius furrowed his brow. Hadn’t Binns already said that? “She was not the first with magic. Lucifer fell from the heavens bringing magic to our realm…” Remus was so soft and warm. 

“Damn it!” Sirius exclaimed loudly as he jumped awake again. 

“Mr Black, control yourself. As I was saying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius’s eyes widened. Binns had definitely said that before. That was when Sirius realised what was happening. Every time he fell asleep, the class reset on an endless loop. This must be how they tortured the souls. They were unable to stay awake, and every time they drifted off, the torture reset, ready for them when they awoke. He had to stay awake. 

Sirius could already feel his eyes drooping again. He had to find a way to stay awake. He shuffled away from Remus; it was far too tempting to cuddle into him and fall fast asleep. 

He recited his favourite poems in his head. Then, when he ran out of those, his favourite jokes. Then, when he couldn’t think of any more jokes, he counted the numerous fingernail scratches gouged into the desktop. “…magic can be used for any number of instances, for example…” He blocked out Binns’s dull voice and listed all the things he’d do with Remus once this was all over, and he was human again. They’d go see his parents and Ethel in the corner shop. They’d leave Remus’s village, and Sirius would show the man all his favourite places in the world above, and they’d discover new ones together. He smiled as he thought of running his hands through those sandy curls and kissing those soft pink lips. “…and that is it for today. Homework is 3000 words on how washing machine magic has narrowed itself to only stealing socks. To be handed in tomorrow,” 

Sirius’s head snapped up. He’d done it! His eyes searched the room and watched as a door beside the blackboard materialised.

“Remus,” He said quietly, nudging the giant beast. He then realised that Remus had been awake and paying attention the entire time. Sirius had no idea how Remus had overcome Binns’s torture; he’d have to ask him once he was able to talk again. “The door’s over there,” he pointed to the front of the room. Together, they hurried over to it and walked through to their next trial.  

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