#THEY ARE ARE HAVING A DATE IN THE ED IF THATS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH

[getoed5725]

the truth of you and me will be burning transparently

---- Akari - Soushi Sakiyama

[timeisacephalopod]

I've kinda seen some pushback to the idea of representation in media and I don't necessarily think it's bad to point out actual rights are more important than Disney's thousandth first gay character that's fine, but I've had a LOT of people comment on my works about asexual characters and tell me what I wrote changed their life-and it's always that phrase- because they now have the language to describe what they feel. I've had people who ARENT ace or aro comment that what I wrote finally made a concept they didn't understand make sense, or that the way I explained things was interesting and enlightening and I'm kind of a mediocre writer who hasn't written anything in ages.

Like idk, if reading something from a writer who is fucking around and only somewhat talented can genuinely impact someone because they've not seen anything like them reflected back at them in life or media I don't think pushing for representation in media is as "needless" as some people seem to think and caring about that doesn't mean you don't care about more "important" (although if you think seeing people like you in media ISNT important it's because you already have that representation or are privileged enough to not care if you do, in which case maybe pipe down) stuff. Hell, I even got a Facebook message ages ago from someone who found a comment I left in an ace group about QPR's and what they meant to me and how I perceived them and the person no joke said what I wrote two years before they even found it changed their life forever because they finally knew what kind of relationship they actually wanted.

So like sure, of course there's always bigger fish to fry them diversity in media (you know, like diversity in real life lol) but I don't think it's as frivolous as some people are beginning to act like it is. At least not if you're an aspec person it's not, I STILL don't see ace characters almost ever and I'll bet my whole everything if I asked a writer of a show why they'd tell me that EVERYONE has to be in a sexual relationship and characters that aren't won't sell and are boring- I say this because in film school I had a teacher TELL ME every character needed to basically be sex obsessed and when I pointed out a GREAT MANY CHARACTERS are not revolved around sex (Supernatural stars two brothers, I pointed out) and when she asked if I had love interests I was like ??? That doesn't matter- using my aforementioned supernatural example almost all their love interests die or get mind wiped because at the end of the day that's not what the story was about. So actually I think writers who act like that teacher need like 50 reality checks, and representation in stories isn't unimportant and also support indie writers you'll probably find more funky shit there then Disney anyway lmao.

And also even the asexual characters I DO see in media don't remind me at all of myself even if I appreciate the effort, but they never feel real or genuine and their sexuality doesn't get a lot of exploration so 🤷🏻‍♀️ I actually could use more media focused on characters that I can genuinely see my sexuality reflected in in a meaningful and narratively impactful way because I've got nothing.

[diyahatnight]

Warnings: Includes smut with Childe x Fem! reader

OUT MF DATED

Im feeling smuttatious today so Mature audiences only

Summary: On a quiet day with your extroverted & loud boyfriend fiancé trying to show you that he can make you louder ;)

Notes: 💗 sorry for any grammar mistakes I’m trying my best

Today is an oddly quiet day, no work for the adults, and no school for the neighborhood kids. Today is a day you pray to the archons for.

Reading your favorite book that you have read about 3 times already you think to yourself ‘ahhh…finally a peaceful day.’

That peacefulness doesn’t last for long though. Sadly you don’t have a quiet fiancé. You hear music and singing coming from the kitchen down stairs.

“What is he doing?” You say as you get out of bed and slip your slippers on.

As you’re walking down stairs you yell to your ‘future husband’… oh gosh.

“Honey!! What are you doing and why do you need to make so much noise while doing it?!”

He doesn’t reply but as you get closer you smell food. Mmmm yummy food.

You walk up to the speaker that he is playing the music from and turn it off.

“Hey!” He proclaims

“Honey as much as you resemble Ed Sheeran doesn’t mean you sound like him.”

You walk closer

“Also why are you half naked and wearing an apron?”

You try to take a peak at what he is making but he blocks your sight with his back.

“It’s none of your businesses Girlie.”

Rude.

“If you wanna know so bad…I’m making your favorite dish!”

“Ooooo… and what’s my favorite dish?”

“Me! Obviously.”

“Ajax what do you mean? You aren’t my favorite dish at all.”

“Oh. Rude. But you are my favorite dish! And I’m hungry.”

“What are you implying?”

He huffs and turns around to face you. He picks you up and walks you to the nearest counter and puts you on it with him in between your legs.

He takes off his apron and it reveals his boner. How is he horny? You haven’t even touched him… yet.

“ I think you know what I’m implying.” He whispers to you

“I do.”

He starts the mess with the rim of your panties already not wearing shorts/pants.

“Only if thats okay with you.” He asks for consent

You nod your head yess while making eye contact with your orange haired fiancé.

He moves your panties to the side and starts to play with you. He needs to Wetten his entrance because he did catch you off guard.

You cover your mouth trying to not sound desperate. When he gets you like this you are desperate for his cock. As soon as his long fingers start playing with you. You hate the feeling of emptyness. You want him to penetrate you at once.

He has made the perfect imprint of his cock in your hole only fitting him and only him because he was your first and will be your last.

Catching you off guard he slips his one of his fingers inside you testing if you are wet enough to penetrate you.

“Ah..”

His finger holds his place inside you as he pulls his sweatpants and underwear down just enough for his hard cock to pop out.

Because he is very tall 6’1 to be exact he doesn’t have to angle himself to penetrate you. He just aligns himself with your hole removing his finger and he starts to slowly slide himself into you.

Once he is fully in there

“Oh…fuck” you say

He starts to move his hips. Wrapping your arms around him so you can get comfortable with him inside you.

He starts to pick up the speed and you grip on his back leaving marks. You can hear his heavy breath and groaning, but he can hear your moans loud and clear. He loves when you are loud it makes him wanna fuck you harder.

He starts to pick up the speed and he becomes rougher leaving you gasping for breath he kisses you which is what he usually does before he cums.

He pulls his cock out and stokes it to cum on your thigh.

He usually cums inside you but he didn’t want you to leave him and go upstairs to pee so he thought it was easier to cum on your thigh and use a napkin to clean it up.

He pulls his underwear and pants back up and moves your panties back to covering you again. How did your day go from peaceful to sensual? It doesn’t matter honestly. Dating a guy like him it happens often.

“Wait babe I wanna show you something.” He tells you.

He grabs a pair of chopsticks and uses them to pick up a napkin. He is trying to uses them to clean up his cum. It’s not going too well.

“ Nice try Ajax.” You tell your fiancé with a frown on his face after dropping the chopsticks on accident

Now he has the clean it up himself. Instead he takes his finger and picks a little bit his of cum up to put in ur mouth. You obliged and sucked it off his finger swallowing it.

You didn’t have to swallow it but you did anyway, you liked the fact it was quite sweet. Using another napkin to clean the rest off your thigh he kisses you on your lips.

He pulls away and says

“I love you..”

(-This one was a little more freaky than my other ones oml BUT THANKS FOR READING!!!!)

[richardsphere]

Leverage Redemption Log: The Debutante Job

Time to start the last season (as of current date. I know Season 3 is in production) --- We're in London... (crown jewels?)

Person is walking and phone-texting, he's being tailed. He panics. Camera slides past an old woman

Guy gets kidnapped, Hardison is here to save the day. (I dont mind post-timeskip Hardison being HackerGod with this ridiculously unrealistic level, cause he's relegated to Special Episodes. So it helps let him feel "balanced" compared to the other OG members who get to show off their coolness every episode)

Hardison and the Nerd talk about his hand-bejeweled computerajigger. --- Back in the states. Parker is dressed as a Crustacean. Elliot complains that Sophie has become a bit too much of a prepper in her newfound Mastermind position.

Hardison is working on a satelite launch with some milionaire actor (but thats a story for another time)

To be clear: Volkov's ridiculous wealth is definitly not a reference to Putin's golden toilet. Definitly not.

We need Legal Proof. --- Meanwhile at Harry's Retirementhome (i mean office) he's preparing to sue a constructioncompany over a womans injuries (judging by the way he's moving her chair she's probably at least partially paraplegic, but i dont want to say for sure)

The look on Harry's face when he sees Sophie: "here we go again" "I was unaware that civil engineers took such an oath" Ok to be clear the whole "devourer of children" thing is based on an ancient historical slander-job by one of the abrahamic religions (i THINK it was christians slandering phoenicians?) There is no actual evidence that any actual children where ever thrown into the fire-offering-statue-thingy. Sophie your script is both overwritten and under-researched. (NO SLANDERING ANCIENT GODS.)

Harry's look at the cheque like "well my client would've literally settled for less". --- I like the little acknowledgement from the team that Harry had that case on lock and that they only interfered beause they needed him quickly.

So we're definitly doing the "Sophie has to learn the lesson from The Gold Job" plotline now, arent we.

Harry still doesnt understand the "now lets go steal an inside joke"-bit. --- Harry's disapointment that his cover-story to get back in the game is "lawyer".

Parker in a Bag. "thats a supsicious amount of security"... "that is the right amount of security". Good gag, 8/10 He's trying to teach his daughter English Language and Ettiquette (gut instinct: Aranged marriage?)

Volkov wants UK high-society friends to protect them. Now if only we had a Duchess on our side. Sophie protests at the change of plans, she's forgotten that only the essentials should remain rigidly planned. --- Time to distract the pilot: Using nothing but some costumes and a sugar-ed up sandwhich. (Pretend mistaken identity for a cocaine smuggler)

Weights match stolen relics, enough evidence to past legal for the publishers. Breanna knows their locations thanks to the London Surveilance Panopticon.

Elliot is going to the safehouse with Pizza, --- "its been ages since I've been in London without having a serious problem to solve"... Goddamnit. Season 1 of Redemption was about Harry redeeming himself for past sins, and now season 2 starts with Sophie digging up her old Duchess persona (a notably long con that the nobility still seemingly believes in) and saying a line like that. We're gonna get Sophie Backstory Things arent we?

Also the safehouse... isnt. --- So the editor was a weakspot. "oh they tied him up in the basement, never good" "Basement?" What a simple fresh-eye can do.

Oh now Breanna has made me remember the Dara O'Brian stand-up thing about how those basements are dug and Chuggy.... (in related news, I am sad now.)

I apreciate Breanna taking the time to check wether Harry is legally back or just on loan, its a nice little formality.

Judging by Sophie's reaction, that neighbour is either a Celebrity Cameo, or someone from her old Duchess Days. (Makes sense, the reason the basement-diggers dig is cause their neighbours are rich-asses who cant be made to sell their house) --- Oh the BIG ASS FONT is back. (I do apreciate the little joke of it going "VOLKOVS TOWNHOUSE" before the camera moves 20 ft to the right and it says "VOLKOVS NEIGHBOUR". Its a good joke, 10/10)

he doesnt look like a celebrity cameo, so i think he's just a pastiche.

Turns out, MR Music likes sound of all types, Sonar included. Oh so its both a rockstar and one of Sophie's ex-mark's.

So for those of you keeping score: Miss Deveraux cultural footprint now includes: San Lorezo's 20 royal bill, a priceless mystery painting only 5 people have ever seen, A US military base and a UK Gold Record hit from the 70's. --- Who the hell spells Todd with an H?

The daughter does not like the slave-labour dress.

Tohd is back... Tohd is a spy.

Ok im going to ignore the "Enhance Picture" stuff, but only because this is hardisons own camera and is probably a custom-made one with a high-enough grade lens to actually capture all that data. But we better not see this "program" used on regular CCTV footage later. --- Tohd has gone missing, right around the same time that miss hates-slavery-dresses vanished. its a teen romance.

Everything is runnig in a closed loop, no way to shut it down except to make it reset itself.

And there is our Tohd-shaped complication. --- Breanna manages to talk the debutante into staying until her father's nice and sloshed.

Good on the reporter for helping our heroes find the torture-battery.

And Tohd escapes through the Rockstars Basement. Where Kiki has planned quite the welcome party. (sure he has diplomatic immunity but lets be honest... He's a despot who just lost a lot of his money. His rivals will take care of him)

Back to the theatre, news report shows reporter giving an interview. Ah, Hardison and the neurodivergent urge to tangent mid-apology

[percyjacksonfan3]

One thing that makes me scream about Eddie and Chrissy is how perfectly pining their relationship is to the point where it hurts.

Like I love how Eddie literally WORSHIPS the ground Chrissy walks on and cant deny her anything while she’s over here struggling with lots of insecurities and doing what she wants. Like thats cute enough as it is BUT it feels like people forget how much Chrissy must look up to Eddie.

He’s a god to her bruh. He has so much agency and identity, because of him she finally realises how much she WANTS and how deserving she is of it. And Eddie must be star struck when finding out about it because like? Her????? Chrissy fucking Cunningham looks up to HIM???? Which is why I love your fic so much. The part where Chrissy admits to being envious of him and him being like this girl is not what I thought she’d be like at ALL.

Like I just love the idea of Chrissy, looking up to him while also envying him, stupidly thinking she will never be able to be like him ”One day this boy will be on TV, as some famous rock star or something, and every single girl in Hawkin’s High who made fun of him will wish they’d gotten it with Eddie Munson at least once, including me” ITS SO SAD AND SO GOOD AND the chokehold these two have on me is insane holy shit

Oh catch me writing a whole meta in response to this because I am SO glad someone came to discuss this with me

Okay so yes, thank you, I'm really, really pleased that my reading of this two is hitting home with some of you guys because their entire dynamic obviously also has ME in a chokehold, so much that I've written an 100k+ word fic for them that explores it

Putting the rest under a cut because like I said, this got lengthy

I want to make it so entirely clear that these two? They admire each other SO much. For entirely different reasons.

Eddie looks at Chrissy and sees someone who he thinks is strong. Before he gets to know her maybe he thinks yeah, okay, she hangs out with a mean crowd and dates a total jerk so maybe that makes her the same way. She's never been like that to him personally, or anyone he's seen or heard of (at least in my headcanon, because in my mind Chrissy is genuinely a nice person) but you know, peer pressure isn't a huge problem for nothing and Eddie's all about trying to help people break out of conformity, so he probably looked at her before their meeting in the woods with a skeptical eye because she's meant to embody everything he rebels and fights against in high school.

But when he meets her he quickly realizes that no, Chrissy Cunningham really is a nice person, and what's more is that he likes her. Not the way he's been half crushing on her for years (which he's felt totally guilty and chastised himself for because what a cliche and he's not into self induced pain, which this unrealistic daydream obviously is), but Eddie actually likes the real Chrissy that he gets to know after the woods and her surviving Vecna. And to add to that, the more he learns about her and the different pressures she's under and struggles she has (her ED, her mother, her wallflower father, peer pressures, etc.), Eddie realizes that for Chrissy to go through all of that and remain as kind and brave and optimistically hopeful as she is, takes a kind of strength he's lowkey jealous of. So he looks up to her that way and, as you said, absolutely rallies behind her to be that whole meme where it's like 'kick his ass baby, I got yo flower'. And you just know if any of the Hellfire crew tries to give him grief for suddenly hanging out with the Head Cheerleader, Queen of Hawkins High herself he absolutely does not stand for it because he knows how much she's gone through to remain the wonderful person she is and goes to bat with them for her without a seconds hesitation

And then we have Chrissy. Chrissy who feels boxed in by the life she's conformed to and the expectations she's slowly drowning under, Chrissy who genuinely does love cheer but not the pressure that comes from it, especially from her mother, but also from the other students at school. Chrissy who doesn’t get the best grades, despite trying her hardest, and doesn’t care about going out to drink or party all the time, and who kind of wants to get out of Hawkins, even if it’s just for a bit, just to see what the rest of the world is like because she knows there’s more out there. Chrissy who feels a little guilty for all of those things because she thinks she’s letting people down.

Chrissy Cunningham knows about Eddie Munson, sure, but the same things Eddie assumes about her (one-dimensional, mean, intimidating from her social status), Chrissy assumes about him (one-dimensional, maybe a little mean, very intimidating from what she’s seen of the way he acts to everyone else at school). Yet within seconds of them actually sitting down and talking to each other she realizes that’s not Eddie Munson at all.

And that fear quickly turns to a little bit of awe and envy.

Because you’re absolutely right, nonny, the way I’ve written Chrissy is as somebody who’s so desperate to break out of her routine and finally live, live in a way that she wants instead of others. And because of that she looks at Eddie Munson, who listens to the music he likes even if nobody else has heard of it, and who believes in his passion so much that he’s not afraid to be in a band and play in public for anybody who will listen. This is a boy who is called a freak simply for indulging his own interests and Chrissy learns about who he is and realizes that he’s not mean, he’s not scary, he’s just another kid like her, only Eddie is brave enough to say “screw what everyone else thinks, I am not wasting my life on meaningless crap, I am going to be me.” And in my fic he’s inspiring Chrissy to start finally doing the same.

Chrissy’s entire character (and I’m talking in the show now, not my writing) was an amazing contrast to Eddie’s, and I don’t know if the writers intentionally made them parallel and mirror each other so much or if it was accidental. We barely got to know Chrissy, we have maybe three concrete scenes of character exploration with her, but there was enough hints to show why her and Eddie just fit together so, so well.

They’re opposites in so many ways, mostly on the surface, but in their core they’re the same. They care about people, they're bleeding hearts (don’t tell me Eddie didn’t look at Dustin and Mike and immediately think, oh, yes, these boys need somebody) and they’re both tired of the way things are. There’s so many more but I’m going to shut up now.

I just... the unexplored potential of these two is never NOT going to make me insane. I would pay money just to put Joe and Grace in a room together to get them to discuss these characters and the dynamics and backstory and relationships they incorporated into their acting, just because I find the final product so interesting. The way they played off of each other in that woods scene is a bit of acting that I cannot get over, and it is such amazing fanfic fodder for me as a writer to explore that I guarantee it’s half of the reason these two have taken over my brain for the last month.

Okay, I’ll stop it here, but thank you so much for this ask, as you can probably tell I had tons of fun with it. Character analysis is one of my favourite things so I apologize, nonny, because I know this probably is not the answer you were expecting or looking for, but I hope I didn’t drone on too much.

Thanks so much for reading put your lips close to mine, btw <3 I hope you like the ending I have planned

[whatevenismyaestheticidk]

Things I’ve heard high schoolers say pt 2

Person 1: But air doesn’t splash Person 2: How do we know that, Im splashing the air right now.

Person: Prove me wrong. Prove fish can’t see air.

Person: I think you underestimate just how poor I am.

Person: I just invented a new thing. No Romo. Like no homo but with romance cause I’m lonely. Get it?

Person: So yah I burned my hair cooking ramen.

Person: Well I figured he wasn’t an adopted iguana.

Person: Say it. You know god is watching.

Person 1 upon heading the news of George Bush’s death: Wait he’s still alive? Person 2: No he’s dead that’s the point.

Person: I got it. *five second pause* no I don’t got it.

Person 1: My name is (name), but you can call me yours. Person 2: Okay nice to meet you yours.

Person: Don’t drink it all fool.

Person: Bruh you could literally turn in a gay fanfic and he’d give it an A.

Person: Bruh, what is this triangular accusation?

Person 1:It’s call physics. Person 2: Yah but I don’t take Physics hence they should not apply to me.

Person 1: Discreet. Person 2: No discr-yeet *dabs*

Person 1: Be impressed with my ability to bull shit. Person 2: I mean, it’s gotten you this far.

Person: Why do I feel like finals are lowkey Russian roulette? Like okay I made it through most of them but I still have a few pulls of the trigger to go and one of them might get me.

Person 1: Murder. Just do it. Person 2: I didn’t know that nike was sponsoring murder.

Person: How do mermaids reproduce if they’re just like conjoined legs?

Person 1: Frozen Yogurt Person 2: Fro yo Person 1: Frozen YOgUrt Person 2: Fro Yo Person 1: FROZEN YOGURT

Person: All I have to do to commit suicide is jump from my parents expectations to my grades.

Person 1: I mean yah I cheated on that test. Person 2: Man your love life it DOOMED!

Person: I was seeing if I was tripophobic by repeatedly stabbing my finger with my pen.

Person: You do know that crickets exist during the day right?

Person 1: Hey (person 2), we’re friends right? Person 2: ….. What do you want. Person 1: You know, that sandwich looks real good. *person 2 hand them the sandwich* OMIGOD THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU!

Person: Omigod (person’s name) is going through puberty!

Person: If you pulled my ear I would have ripped out your nostril.”

Person 1: She’s attacking me! Person 2: No, he’s beating a woman, that’s not polite.

Person 1: I know many things! Person 2: like what? Person 1: ..... Person 2: my point.

Person: My shoes will be sparkly red stilettos. Fight me Dorothy.

Person: umm hello Christmas miracle even though I’m not Christian. Come at me 15 years from now!

Person 1: you’d make a really good baldie Person 2: yah you have a really rest head shape

Person: you know teletubbies? Yah that but compressed.

Person 1: I mean how will you become American? Person 2: paint me white, I’ll get a passport.

Person 1: I’m so funny. Person 3: it’s hard not to be when your life is a joke.

Person 1: So I’ve decided that my new career choice is to make school specific memes Person 2: That's Plan A? Yeash... at least Plan B lands you some cash

Person: I’m so small and bitter I’m like a human expresso

Person: You know what I’d name a baby kangaroo if I had one? David Jowie.

Person: I’m just saying that the orange red glitter crayon is you.

Person: I feel like a 1940’s schoolgirl who goes to an all girl finishing school where embroidery is a required class.

Person: I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.

Person: Yeah, I’d swear by comic sans.

Person: (Persons name)stop being depressy and you’ll be more sucessy

Person: You can totally be insecure and self absorbed at the same time.

Person 1: Are you kids okay? Person 2: Besides crippling depression yeah.

Person: I don’t know it’s just giving me pig vibes.

Person: What drugs where the animators for “Pink Elephants on Parade” on?

Person: long story short I make like a semi hot guy.

Person: If I where pregnant id just be like 'you put this thing inside of me, you're helping me until it's out.'

Person: These girls asked me what type of  guys I like and being the simple gay I am, I completely blanked

Person 1: why do you read on your phone if you get carsick at 20 minutes? Person 2:Because it works for the first 19 minutes.

Person: Three Indians, a Thai, a Colombian, and an American walk into a bar. Just kidding they aren't old enough to drink. Three Indians, a Thai, a Colombian, and an American walk into a school cafeteria...

Person: I can't do alcohol cause I'm not of age but I can do drugs because they're illegal for everyone.

Person 1: you can't have a breakdown, it's the third day of school. Person 2:... so?

*Group of kids singing Bohemian Rhapsody in twelve different keys* Person: For gods sake choose a key!

Person: For gods sake that was complicated. You didn't need to send out a survey to see which episode of which season of which show to watch.

Person: Honestly I'd chose stab over dab any day.

Person 1: She said she'd throw me out of the window. Person 2: She never did. Person 1: She never did.

Person: What language is this? *pause* Oh wait it's English.

Person 1: I mean it's pretty hit or miss. Person 2 from across the courtyard: I guess they never miss, huh?

Person: Chu-chu bitch. I’m a train.

Person after loosing game of kahoots: I’m going to ka-shoot myself.

Person: So basically I need to learn Hungarian for a song.

Person: No one screams their sneeze, its not human

Person: If I where a mosquito I would bite you and you’d get malaria and die.

Person: That tide pod aesthetic.

Person: No I loved Barney, Barney was my bo.

Person: If I where my own boyfriend I’d dump me.

Person: It's already a really good song but then it's dubstep so it's extra good.

Person: No one is EVER to old for coolmathgames.com

Person 1: Why are you using a poon? Person 2:….. Person 1: WHY ARE YOU USING A POON?!

Person 1: I’ve been blonde for 16 years. Person 2: So what? I’ve been brown for 16 years and you don’t see me coloring myself white!

Person: Yes. Scrape the sweat off my hand.

Person: No one cares about a square cube of water.

Person: We’re melanin intoxicated.

Person: Well my life may be a mess, but at least I’m not doing drugs. Yet.

Person: Negative 13 out of 10, do not recommend.

Person: Yah that’s gunna have to be a no from me.

Person: Fool me once......fool me twice.......fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass.

Person 1: Ya know, I think the Americans have the order of dates right JUST BECAUSE you can do 4/20/2019. Person 2: Okay but they’re still wrong though.

Person with AirPods: And where are YOUR AirPods? Thats what I thought you broke bitches.

Person: Salem witch trials bitches.

Person: La Croix, the AirPods of the soda world.

Person: Who needs a thermometer when you have… your hands!?

Person 1: It’s time to bring back SEXY MASQUERADE BALLS Person 2: It really is. I need an excuse to wear an incredibly uncomfortable dress that's so big I can't even walk through doorways. Person 1: And to wear a swan inspired mask that doesn’t cover enough of my face to deem myself totally anonymous enough to be half as bold and daring as i plan on acting that night but everyone else is on board we’ll all just forget about it the next day. Person 2: That's to specific for you to have made up on the spot, you've thought about this.

Person: It was lady Macbeth that drugged and made the guards drunk, without her Macbeth would just be like “I guess I’ll stab him???” Person: It’s like playing where’s Waldo but the page is India and I’m Waldo.3Person: Why are there so many frowny faces everywhere?

Person: This group chat is weird. It's either homework, deep philosophical conversations, or memes, there's no in between.

Person 1: Honestly, where DID it come from Person 2: The endless abyss that is the internet.

Person: Are you really blaming our generational depression on Jake Paul?

Person 1:  Oh. My. God. Guys. Keep your carbon dioxide away from my computer. Person 2: But sharing is caring. Person 1: But my computer doesn’t need this kinda of negativity in its life right now.

Person: Sweetie, if you think I’m going to stop wearing my favorite dress just because you kissed me in it, you are dead wrong.

Person with a metal straw: I don't drink broke.

Person: My whole life has become that sock on the floor. It's just there. When did life screw us over and then just ex? I’m just gonna write a book, and the last sentence will be life screwed them over and then exed. A story of the main character who gets screwed over, so I can get that 'it be like that sometimes' reaction.

Person in group chat: Positivity- I will make you feel better about being an idiot. Self Doubt- I will highlight all of your mistakes and set low standards for you so you'll never be disappointed. Me to Self Doubt- I'm listening...

Person 1: Sadly the disappointment never goes away... Person 2: Man we're a sad lot this time of year.

Person 1:It’s almost my favorite time of the year Person 2:Ahh yes. Singles awareness day, also known as chocolate sales at Walgreens eve, also known as... Valentine's Day. Person 1:... Oh... I meant rainy season.

Person: Being antivax is like swimming in shark infested waters because you're afraid the bridge could break lmao.

Person: I learned how eat a kumquat this weekend.

Person: It’s so sticky. It’s like clear cheese.

Person: Hamburger helper? More like hamburger help me pass this class.

Person 1: So I slipped on a grape… Person 2: You got K.O.’ed by a grape (person’s name), how does it feel.

Person 1: Look at me, I’m fine. Person 2: Well how many drugs did you take. Person 1: Several.

Person 1: Did you just say it’s ALMOST FEBRUARY? Person 2: Yes, it’s January 72nd.

Person: I knew your comedic standards where low, but poop jokes? Really?

Person: What? So are you insinuating the fact that reliablest isn't a word?

Person 1: [bitter old man voice] back in my day, tik tok was a kesha song. Person 2: Back in my day we had wires attached to our AirPods.

Person: There's a reason rainbows aren't straight. Just saying.

Person reading sheet music and seeing mf crescendo: I forgot that mezzo forte was a thing for a second so I thought it said mother fucker as a crescendo but mood

Person: He looks like a fine piece of toasted white bread.

Person: If life hasn't given me a fist bump by now, why should I give life one?

Person: we all died in 2012 this is hell.

Person 1: Who wants a pamphlet on condoms? Person 2: Why do you have this? Do you collect them? Person 1: Yah it’s my hobby. I have this one, one on HIV and one on teenage pregnancy.

Person: We live a society where reading about assassins and gory details is a hobby.

Person: Stop breathing so loudly on my thumb!

Person 1: I’m the comic relief. Person 2: For what? Person 1: Myself.

Person1: Who’s your valentine this year? Person 2: Me, myself and I. Person 1: Wow three valentines, you really can’t keep them away can you?

Person: Why do women gotta get their period, why not men. I wish I was born a seahorse.

Person 1: No we can’t all fit, her car is smol. Like you. Person 2:  Says you miss 5 foot nothing lmao. Person 1: Hey we’re the same hight so says you miss 5 foot nothing.

Person: No, that’s cheating no emotionally disabling people.

Person 1: Why is it that we’re talking about someone burning eggs on two different group chats. Person 2: Hey I didn’t burn them. Person 3: Cause why not?

Person 1:  That’s not how an Australian accent works. Person 2: This is why I’m not Australian, I don’t have the koala-fications.

Person 1: I’m Indian, numbers run through my blood. Person 2: That’s like saying I’m going to marry my cousin just because I’m white.

Person: So I ate veggies and hummus for lunch but then I counterbalanced it by eating a spoon full of straight Nutella.

Person: Seagulls, California Pigeons, what’s the difference?

Person 1: I humbly apologize and request your forgiveness. Person 2:  I humbly decline your request for forgiveness.

Person: I think I’m permanently stuck somewhere between “If you mess with me I’ll fight” and “If you mess with me I’ll cry.”

Person 1: It was implied! Person 2: What’s implied is your inability to accept that fact that I’m right!

Person 1: I got lazy because I was eating Pringles. Person 2: She values Pringles more than me.

Person: Yo, you be the crazy ex girls they be talking about in memes.

Person: I swear (persons name) if I hooked up with squidward in your dream your subconscious and I need to have a little talk.

Person: You get to die, and you get to die! Everybody gets to die!

Person: How do you just add a child?

Person 1: Look at this ink based pencil. Person 2: A pen?
 Person 1: This egg is all broken. Person 2: It’s like you then, you both broke under the pressure.

Lakshmi: Don’t force your opinion, voice it.

Person 1: If I where a fruit, which one would I be? Person 2: Sushi. Person 1:… Sushi isn’t a fruit.

Person: I mean it’s not straight up “Yo come here I’m gunna kill you.”

Person: Bye gays, bye (other girls name).

Person 1: No (person B) stop. Just shut up. You’re making me loose brain cells. Person 2: But… Person 1: No. Just no.

Person: Stop. That is non-consensual pizza eating.

Person 1: Cheese is not a vegetable! Person 2: Well it’s not a meat either! Person 3: Guys… It’s dairy.

Person: Idiots have priority over just regular dumb people

Person: God melted the polar ice caps just to make it rain for Noah then refroze them. I don’t know (kids name) I’m not god!

Person: You and I will go out, and leave them to their raw fish rolled in sea salad.

Person: Does anyone else get really energized when they change their room? Just me? Okay.

Person: I hope you know I will diss you guys to the end of the earth.

Person: Bruh talk to (person’s name) I don’t know sh… *notices teacher looking at her*…niahhh.

Person 1: The thing is, I don’t want to be 80 that’s rough. Person 2: Then just die at 50.

Person: You’d be scrambled eggs with hair.

Person: Seeing you two fighting, it’s like seeing a piece of light fighting a black hole.

Teacher: What can you tell me about probability? Student 1: I hate it. Student 2: Dont you mean you? Student 1: Yes both.

Person: My brain has the dumb I’m sorry

Person 1: If my first word was no, I’m assuming that’s foreshadowing for them my family disowns me after I renounce religion and systemic abuse. Person 2: Or…. You just need to make sure your last word is yes. Person 1: Yes to what though? Person 2: ‘Are you dying?’ Yes.’ Pessimism, just your style. Person 1: That’s true.

Person: My parents don’t message me, they’re the type of people who CALL. Where did I get my social anxiety from??

Person: Well guys it's been great knowing you I’m just going to drown now.

Person: I figured out a new diet regime, it’s called sleeping until noon and just not eating breakfast.

Person: The f on my birth certificate was the doctor paying their respects.

Person: Chocolates with raspberry filling are the sole reason I’m still alive.

Person 1: Isn’t Latin a dead language? Person 2: You’re a dead language!

Person: Hydrate before you diedrate.

Person 1: you have a son named Spider-Man? Person 2:  what noooo! Person 3: well don’t expose her!

Person: That awkward moment when you just really don’t care about people.

Person 1: (Person 2) and I will be over here with my virgin margarita and her water. Person 2: Hey! I want apple juice! Person 3: Why are you not drinking (Person 1)? Person 2: Because she’s to single, and also she’d strip. Person 1: Woahh! How dare you assume that I’m not drinking because I’m to single?

Person 1: Ya know, I think I’m going to have to jazz hands my way through hell. Person 2: All of us will.

Person: Brown town children, y’all find someone in India?

Person 1: Wow you have the best backup singers. Person 2: I only hire the best, at least 5 stars in yelp. Person 1: Well good because that’s  the sound they’re making.

Person: The cold kills everything, it’s like my heart.

Person 1: Remember the rolls I brought to school last year that I used to give you? The ones with paneer and the really good spices? Person 2: Yah? Person 1: This is not at all the same thing.

Person 1: What’s stevia? Person 2: It’s like sugar but no.

Person 1: Yeetus Skelettus. Person 2: Fetus Deletes? Honey, that’s called abortion.

Person: Anything for you. That’s what you said. Anything for you. But when I ask for just one bite of your pasta? No!

Person 1: I've written 1,300 words and don’t have a thesis statement or topic question Person 2: Yeah, you need to figure that out.

Person 1: you know I had a dream that you where in a romantic relationship with a toaster. Person 2:  wasn’t that your relationship with (ex’s name)? Person 1: you’d have more chemistry with a toaster.

Person: Can people read colors? Cause I am ooo.

Person: It’s like hands but medusa

Person: You look like a cardboard jellyfish that’s brown

Person 1: Two of us like boys. Person 2: We all like boys. Person 1: Two of us like ONLY boys.

Person: you’re like a reverse plant. You convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Person: Shhhhh. I’m not in physics, let me be dumb in peace.

Person: Why are you laying down like some greek god, get up you brown child.

Person 1: Do all of you just think you’re going to be single? Person 2: I already am why not keep the streak going to get a high score?

Person: and now cracks of light are coming out from around the sides like some sort of computer Jesus!

People 1 and 2: Rock Paper Scissors Person 3: shoot me please.

Person 1: not since 9/11 you can’t. Person 2: dang. You just tossed your whole country just to prove a point. I’ve never been so proud.

Person 1: what is an angle of depression? Person 2: it’s my life. Person 1: no it’s you because it’s not straight.

Person: Boom. Lesbians.

Person 1: Well what if two rocks just washed up at the same time and humans. Person 2: Evolution.

Person: Watermelon isn’t good anymore, I swear its just water with food coloring.

Person: You being dumb makes me want to correct you, sos too being dumb cause I’m on vocal rest.

Person: well (persons name) who have you a mouth?

Person: Teachers that grade late work deserve all the love and cookies and cake in the world.

Person 1: honestly I just want to die right now. Person 2: same. Literally same.

Person: I just feel like a single molecule lost in space.

Person: who’s gunna stop me? God? Damn him to hell.

Person: the line is not actually straight it’s like (students name)

Person 1: It’s your favorite sleep deprived gay. Person 2: But I’m my favorite sleep deprived gay. Self love. Person 1: We Stan.

Person 1: Why do you have a tool? Person 2: Because my hair is moist.

Person: eating lead was an otherworldly experience

Person 1: I have everything stolen from me 2: at least you have the tiniest bit of dignity left 3: what dignity? 1: exactly

Person 1:( holding up katsup) does this go on salad?

Person:I’m turning red! Me! A brown girl!

Person: I’m not trying argue that we should date, I’m just saying.

Person 1: what’s your biggest turn on? Person2 : a light switch Person 2: or then leaving.

Person 1: what is the most attractive retire on someone Person 2: my own face

Person: you’d be that one bar do white chocolate that just sits in the feidge because no one wants it

Person: that’s like saying I’d rather see your shirt than your face.

Person: why would I shut up when I can shut (kids name) down

Person: Subtle. Gay. Vibes. I’m telling you.

Person: just watch me write my ee on all the reasons why nick caraway is gay. Just watch me.

Person: Why are you stereotyping. What if the body doesn’t want trucks, what if he wants to be a fairy.

Person: being ace is basically just eww no but like forever.

Person: Stop trying to science your way out of being wrong.

Person: even if you did ask me out I’d still say no so then you’d even be rejected by a trash can

Person 1: you can’t read cheese color. Person 2: yellow?

Person 1: Think about  it like you’re brown Person 2: She is brown Person 1: Then act like it

Person: You’re not an ugly frog, you’re a beautiful human being. Person: I am. Very very dumb. And also. Bisexual.

Person: I was thinking of something smart but then I forgot what it was.

Person: I want to skip the crush phase and just make out with someone.

Person 1: The only way to get into the Holland family is to marry in through Paddy. Person 2: (Person 1’s name) this isn’t the royal family.

Person: Omigod you looked like the human version of squid ward.

Person: I want to be smart. Where can I learn smart stuff?

Person: But plant the seed and smoke the weed and chop the cane.

Peeeson 1: that is the definition of meter? Person 2: about 3 feet. Person 1: okay thanks America

Person 1: who’s Tom Holland? Person 2: Spider-Man you uncultured swine!!

Person: I am not a children

Person: Ohh dang yeah forgot chickens existed for a while

Person: Hey! Don’t narrate my water!

Person: I don’t read water.

Person: Think of it as a relationship. If you and your ex break up they are salty but you profit because you wanted to end it but if you end it weak, then y’all will argue back and forth and get nowhere with ending it while still exchanging insults.

Person: You know those really sexual mattress adverts?

Person: Oh please, you have the sexual appeal of an easy bake oven.

Person 1: weed is a gate way drug Person 2: YOURE A GATEWAY DRUG!

Person: (first, middle, last name), I love you to the end of the earth. But you are a daft child.

Person 1: She’s like that type of girl. She’s the long paragraph white girl. Person 2: Well that’s a niche if I’ve even seen one.

Person 1: swing you two fight is like watching two ants fight. Person 2: you friking piece of bacteria!

Person: I’m just an intellectual.

Person: I will murder your face off.

Person: that’s like a kilometer tall.

Person: It’s weird when I pet you horizontally.

Person: to be honest I thought those were rocks in a jar for the longest time. Turns out they weren’t.

Person: does she have a brother or gay tendencies

Person: I’m going to slap your hand like it’s a fricking spider.

Person: I like your face better blurry.

Person: every night at about midnight someone starts googling astrology

Person: I will kick you. I will murder your soul.

Person 1: I’m just going to marry a millionaire. Person 2: Where are you gunna finds a millionaire in this economy?

Person: Welcome to my tea party, there isn’t any tea to drink, but we have a lot of it to spill.

Person: Yah, it was something about sex or something.

Person: You’re all uncultured swines.

Person: I’m about as straight as a sine curve.

Person 1: They’re not Oreo’s you dumb head Person 2: I know that dumber head. Person 3 :Shut up dumbest heads

Person: As an ex foetus i can say with authority that if my mother had aborted me i wouldn't have known nor would i have given a fuck

Person: I’ve just accepted I’m going to fail this test. I’ve gone through the 5 stages of grief already.

Person: Yes I’m blind that’s why I need glasses fool.

Person: what the fork do you want you little son of a biscuit.

Person: Anyway now I’m taking Tylenol PM and I’m going to actually sleep tonight that’ll be fun.

Person: I need all the hoodies. ALL OF THEM.

[flute-mob]

Ouija

(let’s pretend that Heroes’ Day hasn’t happened yet)

From Parisian’s perspectives, Hawkmoth has got to be mysterious and weird af. He’s never been seen by human eyes, EVER, not by the cities heroes and not by the public. The only information about him that the public knows comes from recovered villain’s accounts of what he told them in their heads when they were akumatized and some fuzzy images of a purple suited man. 

Conspiracies on the internet go around that he is actually a ghost in the form of a butterfly possessing people. 

So it’s Halloween. Juleka has a ouija board and has invited the class to try using it to communicate to some ghosts at midnight on her boat for some fun creepy times, but then Nino is like:

What if we try using it to talk to Hawkmoth?

Everyone goes wild, ‘holy shit that would be so scary/cool/dangerous’

Obviously when they try, it doesn’t work.

They are obviously upset, but not surprised, what did they expect? It hits Alya a little hard though. She had had the Ladyblog livestream up, hoping to get some exclusive content of the first ever attempted conversation with Hawkmoth, and is pretty embarrassed that she wasn’t able to deliver on her promise that she has been hyping up her fanbase all day on. 

The party continues but Alya gets pretty angry and upset when her fans leave comments making fun of her for even trying and she is akumatized. Ladybug shows up out of nowhere (Marinette saw a little purple butterfly flit past the window a minute earlier and made some excuse about needing to leave by curfew— having her best friend suddenly disappear did Not help Alya’s situation). Ladybug ties up Evil!Alya almost right after she transforms and knocks her to her knees and presses her arms behind her back just holds there. After a couple awkward seconds pass of silence, Adrien (he tried to sneak away but Ladybug just keeps looking at him) asks 

“Uh, the akuma is probably in her phone. Aren’t you gonna, you know, ‘de-evilize' it…?” 

 “Hmmm… sorry... just thinking.”

She tells them that she had watched the Ladyblog livestream and just got an idea. (Of course she knows Hawkmoth isn’t a ghost and that this whole ‘akuma possession’ thing is just an aspect of his transmission powers but she doesn’t got the time to explain all that so she speaks in ghost terms). She says how when Nathaniel was akumatized, Hawkmoth was able to ‘fully possess’ him and controlled his arms for a bit. Just trying to call out to Hawkmoth’s ’spirit’ didn’t work, but now that he is possessing Alya, what if they tried using her as a spirit medium to contact him?

Adrien and Nino are already on it and scrambling to grab the board and they plop it down at Alya’s feet. Everyone (minus Ladybug) puts a finger on the planchette and waits for Evil!Alya to do the same. 

Hawkmoth meanwhile is a little amused at this little game that these children are trying to play as he watches the events unfold through Alya’s eyes. His villain has already been defeated and he thinks of just revoking the akuma at first, but instead decides to play with them. Who knows? Maybe he could get Ladybug to spill some secrets as well.

He takes control of Alya and has her place a finger on the planchette as well.

“Hawkmoth can you hear us?”

Everyone gasps, including Alya, when it snaps to yes. However, not all of them are convinced it’s real.

“Tell us something to prove you really are Hawkmoth.” 

The planchette moves faster than anyone can think, spelling out all the deep personal and embarrassing reasons some of them have been akumatized that they haven’t told anyone else. Hawkmoth moves it so fast they can barely read the words he’s trying to form, but the intended target sees them loud and clear. He hopes to torment them a bit, maybe have another one of them get upset enough to akumatize as soon as he’s finished with Alya. 

EVILLUSTRATOR YOU SQUEE-ED AND GIGGLED OVER MARINETTE FOR 4 F O U R HOURS WAITING FOR THE DATE

GAMER YOU FELT YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND EVERYONE PRETENDS YOU AREN’T SO 

DARK CUPID YOU FELT YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE AND YOU’VE NEVER FELT LOVED, EVEN BY YOUR FAMILY

REFLEKTA, YOUR AKUMATIZATION IS THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN’T —

“Stop stop! We get it, we believe you!”Juleka yells and Hawkmoth is satisfied with the uneasiness that is now in the room and stops. Rose goes next to shift attention away from Juleka, “So Hawkmoth, what is—“ 

NO

A Q FOR A Q

WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO GIVE UP THE MIRACULOUS

Marinette is honestly a bit miffed at the question “Because you’re evil! You’ve done nothing but attack Paris since you got here!” 

YOU CAN END MY TERROR WITH ONE ACT

“‘End your terror’?” She scoffs “As if, you obviously would only use my miraculous to create even more chaos." 

PARIS ONLY CONTINUES TO BE ATTACKED DUE TO YOUR SELFISHNESS

“Hawkmoth.” Adrien pipes up, “Why would giving you the miraculous stop you? What do plan to use them for?”. 

Hawkmoth is caught off guard by the question. No one has ever really asked him why he is doing this -- a necessary evil in his eyes -- they just assume he is simply evil, it’s a bit insulting and infuriating really. He’s a bit proud and a little happy that his own son is using his brain and may even sympathize with him! 

However, what is he to say? ‘My wife used a broken miraculous and started dying from it so I keep her on life support in my basement and told everyone she ran off so can I need the miraculous to save her life oh yeah also it requires a giant sacrifice oh yeah also I’m famous fashion designer Gabriel Agreste and oh yeah also Adrien there is my son’. 

AN ANSWER FOR ANOTHER TIME 

Hawkmoth doesn’t give them the satisfaction of destroying his akuma (plus those butterflies take forever to grow man, thats why he can’t just send out villain after villain after each defeat or else he’d run out and be defenseless). He just revokes and purifies it himself before Ladybug and the others can react. Ladybug isn’t exactly sure whether she gained or lost something having this talk with him. 

[deltaengineering]

Winter Anime 2019 Part 4: That’s all, folks.

Over already? This is a pretty thin season with not a lot of shows, so it’s not that surprising that there’s not many good ones either. Still, a weak showing. Oh well, let’s get it over with. There were a few decent ones in the last batch.

Circlet Princess

What: Dimwitted schoolgirl is good at some vaguely defined virtual fighting sport, changes school based on it, finds out relevant club has been abolished. Forecast says: 5 member plot incoming.

❌ I think it’s already clear this show isn’t very ambitious, and not very well written either. A game adaptation at its laziest.

❌❌ Man, this girl is STUPID. What the hell.

❌ The rest of the cast are less stupid (which isn’t hard), but that just means they’re so forgettable they might as well not exist.

❌❌ It looks cheap, and by that I mean really really cheap. The character design is ISO standard anime and it’s mostly on model, but that’s as good as it gets. The animation just sucks. That’s a death sentence for an action/sports show with terrible characters.

Bermuda Triangle - Colorful Pastrale

What: Japanese Spongebob, as in cute mermaids. Doing things optional.

❌ To make this quick, this is almost exactly Pastel Memories, only every problem is just a little less extreme. It has fewer characters, it’s looking slightly better, there’s a tiny bit more going on, the setting is mildly more interesting. That still means it is:

❌❌ 1. A boring mess in which a handful of samey girls do nothing of much interest in a location that should be unique, but isn’t.

❌❌ 2. Conspicuously cheap. It even has the same sightline problems.

❌❌ 3. Featuring a character model sheet that is “off” even under the best circumstances. This time due to the very offputting decision to give everyone blobby triangular irises.

❌❌ Unlike Pastel Memories (which was an ad for a mobile game) this is an anime original, so it really has no excuse being this lame.

♎ I find it amusing that Pastel Palettes are providing the OP for an anime, and it’s not the one currently airing that they’re actually characters in.

Endro~!

What: Kiraralike comedy thing in a generic JRPG setting.

♎ Namori character designs, so it’s like Spyce in that it just seems like the Yuru Yuri cast cosplaying a genre. But hey, Namori character designs do look good.

❌ I’m not as done with generic JRPG settings as with generic isekai settings, but it’s still a real problem since the former is now a subset of the latter. Mildly making fun of it does not improve things much either.

✅ The tone is cutesy and pleasant. I find this much preferable to something like Mahoujin Guru Guru, which is pretty much the same thing but with abrasive, high-intensity slapstick instead.

✅ It’s backing that up with generally high-quality, agreeable pastel looks.

❌ Not being annoying is a start, but beyond that this seems very middle of the road and predictable. I don’t get much out of the genre “parody” and simply being cute is still not an unique selling point in anime.

Grimms Notes The Animation

What: Did someone say JRPG? This is a mobile one, vaguely based on fairy tales as the title implies.

✅ This universe runs on the idea that every NPC’s fate is controlled by a preset story they’re aware of. You could make a good story about that if you took it seriously. It even does that somewhat, but only to the degree that you’d expect from a throwaway sidequest in a moderately well-written JRPG.

❌ And the reason for that is that it has to make room for being a JRPG, of course. Read: It’s irritatingly mechanics- and combat-focused. Stuff like the characters changing form when in fights just seems overly complicated and adds nothing.

❌ Said combat looks competent, but not good enough to make up for detracting from what could have been an interesting setting. Merc Storia did this aspect far better (by usually not doing it at all).

❌ So it ends up being better than expected, but then that only amounts to a disappointment.

Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai / Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

What: Kaguya and Miyuki are in the student council of a prestigious school and HATE HATE HATE each other. Specifically, they hate the part where the other one won’t just finally admit their love.

✅ The joke here is that it’s operating on full intensity at all times, over the most simple matters. It’s pretty much Kaiji, only about dating - complete with hammy narrator. This is another one of those shows where I can’t say with certainty that it’s solid, but I had a blast during the first episode.

✅ Regarding Quintuplets, I made it clear that I love me some sparks in my romantic comedies. It doesn’t get much more explosive than this.

✅ The characters are comparable to Quints too: Smart scheming upstart vs. rich scheming ojou, with a simpleminded girl in the middle that ends up winning more often than not simply by not overdoing it.

✅ The visuals are just as over the top as the proceedings depicted. Occasionally a filter massacre, but mostly cool.

♎ The long-term viability of this show depend entirely on whether they can consistently come up with scenarios that work, which isn’t a given. Also, this is so intense it might become tiresome - I already felt some fatigue towards the end of the first episode. We’ll see, I guess.

Kakegurui ××

What: Some weirdos think they can crash the party at Hyakkaou with an intent to scare the daylights out of Yumeko and Midari, of all people. Let’s just say they were not as prepared as they thought.

✅ As you might have guessed by me watching the sequel, I liked Kakegurui. It has its problems, but if you’re down for some crazypants madness, this show delivers.

✅ This is one of the better episodes of it too, because it gets right into it and the game they play is dead simple. Kakegurui was never about smart moves or strong characters, so not having anything detract from our girls deriving the entirely wrong sort of pleasure from danger is a plus.

♎ Sadly, the OP is a step down (though still great) and the ED is simply an inferior, overcomplicated version of the magnificent original one. They seem to know this too, because they play the OP cut of Deal with the Devil in its entirety for a montage. The rest of the production is on par with the original though, so it’s fiiiine. Oh well.

❌ It got Netflix’d again and the subs situation is dire. Since this is one I actually like, I might have to wait for the official release.

Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai / The Magnificent Kotobuki

What: Piston-engined fighter plane pornography.

✅ This delivers where Girly Air Force failed: Close to zero exposition, the majority of the episode is just planes dogfighting with barely any talking either. And that part is executed really well. I think the plane startup sequence alone is as long as the total of Girly’s airtime.

✅ Guess what, it’s Tsutomu Mizushima, previously known for unbridled panzer (und girls) pornography, and boy can you tell. However, this cuts out a lot of GuP’s bullshit: A plane doesn’t have the cast of K-ON in it, it’s not over-the-top zany, and whatever this universe is, it can’t be as insipid as GuP’s. The classy milwank exists you guys, we found it.

✅✅ The music really helps here, sky pirates vs zeppelins just wouldn’t work without some classic swashbuckling orchestra background. Fat sound mixing on the dakka too. It’s great.

♎ Can’t really say much about the narrative because we kinda skipped that in this episode aside from the obvious, but Mizushima’s Shirobako collaborator Michiko Yokote is writing it, and that’s a good sign.

❌ Now we’re getting to the elephant in the room though: There’s no way the planes wouldn’t be CG in 2019, but the characters are CG too, and their animation is mediocre. Also, they did the KADO thing where they 2D-animated the side characters that aren’t important enough to model. This has the funny side effect that you can tell who’s going to die real soon by them looking better. It’s far from great, but probably a worthy tradeoff if the mechanical side is this extensive and also delivers.

✅ This is definitely not for everyone, since you have to have more than a casual appreciation for those magnificent girls in their flying machines. I do, though.

revisions

What: A chunk of Shibuya gets teleported to the dystopian future, local doomsday prepper gets handed a large robot because he’s special.

❌ A Goro Taniguchi joint being a poorly conceived scifi mess? Say it ain’t so! I especially dig the tryhard English jargon (mecha: “String Puppet”, monsters faction: “Revisions”, particular monster, I think?: “Civilian”, tacticool operetah: “Balancer”).

❌ Works very hard to characterize the main character, to the detriment of everyone else. A for effort, but you made an unlikeable asshole though.

❌ This is another full CG show, with the quality of the animation being curiously variable. Sometimes it’s well above average and sometimes it’s painful. There doesn’t seem to be much method to it.

✅ Tries to establish stakes by being mondo edgy and graphically murderizing some poor bystanders. It’s adorable.

❌ If you’re really jonesing for some mecha, you can watch all of this on Netflix right now. It’s not like you have any alte- wait, Egao no Daika has mecha too. Well there you go then. That’s a better show.

[flameontheotherside]

Moving Date Pushed

Overwhelmed, I nearly had about 5 panic attacks. Excited to leave but terrified of the location (in the ghetto), So much to do, sudden change, and stretching myself too thin. I was a little upset about the moving date pushed back to June 1st. Just 2 weeks from my b-day (June 15th, I expect presents! LOL j/k) so that’s great because I heard (...and I hope it’s true) that I can request to have a weekend off. If that’s the case I want to make plans to do something. I have no idea what though without money. -_____-’ Unfortunately working right now on top of everything going on would not help me. I’d have MORE meltdowns. 

Well, I’m also not that upset because I need time to mentally prepare myself for the change. It’s a good change though despite the location. I have a spiffy new phone. Surprisingly better than my LG Stylo 4 that was stolen. It was given to me brand new in the box by one of the caseworkers. I’m so happy about that. Guess they felt bad from all the meltdowns I’ve had.

Lemme be clear!

I’ve never had meltdowns so bad. I don’t like feeling vulnerable, confused, changes, and people. LOL xD...I’ve slowly become kind of a complete and total mess and that part of why the caseworkers have helped me get in to a smaller shelter. Once i have my own place and things get back to as normal as it can get, I’ll do much better. I’ve never been push so far past my limits! I’m a home-body. Being away from people is easy because I don’t have to spend as much time figuring them. Chatting or texting makes communication easier....but then again not really because people can still be as confusing. 

So with this new step, I’m closer to getting my government assistance checks aka disability. This shelter wouldn’t have accepted me if I wasn’t going to get disability.....at least what I’ve been told. I also hear sometimes you don’t need a medical evaluator. The last times I’ve applied I never had that. So I’m hoping that I won’t have to take some IQ test or answer a bunch of questions. I have a hard time focusing, I don’t feel like being interrogated (hence why I hate seeing therapists), and sometimes I hate the attitude they can have. Especially if they work for the government. Their job is to prove you don’t need to be approved for disability. When people get testy with me, I get irritated and that’s what they will do. Then also, I will FAIL (score less than 100 or test out) the IQ test anyway. I’m serious, I will not be able to concentrate or sit still long enough and will get irritated.

Am I making myself sound bad?

Errrr...I’m really not an asshole or anything. I think people misunderstand me when I’m trying to be honest. I’m sure everyone would hate being asked a ton of questions....*scratches head* But the game of 20 questions, truth or dare and Have You Ever are fun so they don’t count! LOL xD I’m talking about serious tests that require a lot of thinking.

I’m not stupid or anything. ROFL I’m a fucking genius in my own way....Just can’t learn at the same pace as others, sometimes have a hard time reading people. It makes intuition hard too! Thats why I need to use Tarot cards and/or Erik’s help to do my work. Also sometimes people misread me too. Like I might look pissed off but I’m happy as fuck, I can look sad but I’m just fine, or look bored but just distracted but still “listening”. I can’t tell if someone is being friendly without some kind of motive or I think someone has a motive and they don’t. It’s extremely frustrating and it makes me wonder if that’s why all my relationships were so screwed up. It kind of makes me think I’ll never be good enough. Doesn’t mean I give up or anything. It just means I have to suck it up and work harder at trying to understand people.

-____- Which reminds me of therapy.

“...And how does that make you feeeeeeeel?”

Fuck you...LMAO Ain’t no body got thyme fo dat recipie! I came up with that! Don’t you steal that shit! I need to find an Autism Spectrum Disorder specialist. I guess that’s kind of what I had when I was taking the “SPECIAL ED” classes in school. Today in “group” this morning we played this “therapy” game where you play Jenga but according to color you answer or ask a question based on the color the block was you picked up. It’s called “TOTIKA”. If only had an adult or x-rated version. LOL that would be just great. Hahahahah...D-E-D Dead. 

Okay okay I’m extremely tired. It’s been a loooooooong week and I haven’t been able to relax. So I need much needed sleep. I guess it’s time to go back to the gym. I’ll do it! I’ve really thinned out. I’m on a new diet of nuts, grains, fruits, vegetables and small amounts of meat, processed sugar and dairy. Like a slice of pizza isn’t going to kill me. Basically a diabetic diet although I’m NOT a diabetic!!!!! That’s just triffling because I’ve been doing very good and have no apparent symptoms of it....Just EXTREMELY REGULAR! I think it might have something to do with all the weight I’m losing. Not that I lost so much but I look pretty good! 

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Combo 1 with side of milk

ROTTMNT AU

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It was Winter time!!, winter break was soon to come!. The turtles were testing these new gadgets that Don came up with, watches that were digital and had loads of features.

Mikey:"Wait up guys!! We supposed to be students for a day!"

Leo skids to a halt faceplanting on the snow covered ground.

Don slow claps walking past and around Leo:"Bravo Leon, way to make a good first impression"

Mikey facepalms then helped Leo up. He was about to make a comeback , but his attention was taken over by someone who just walked into the school building. Don had noted who he saw, looking between his brother and this mysterious girl. He had suddenly had an idea that a mischivious smile.

Don only smiles when he's up to something.

Now Raph finally catching up to them:"Guys! Seriously?! We supposed to- hold up Donnie? Why are you smiling like that??. You only ever up to something weird or bad when you smile like that."

Don:"Why not at all dear brother. Im more plo- I mean planning how to get my brother Leon here to talk to someone of the opposite sex."

Raph:"Uh say what now? Raph can't talk like you do in your fancy way, so translation?"

Mikey:"D is gonna get him to talk to this girl he saw."

Raph: "A g-girl!? Hold up!"

*He grabbed Leo's jacket collar almost now face to face*

"Raph needs details here! Is she working for Draxum?, Purple Dragons?!."

Leo pushes him away for breathing space, his hand pushing Raphs face away: Bro! Chill! I only saw her once!. Im yet to even get her name!.

Raph dropped Leo and sighs in relief brushing away supposed sweat:"Phew. For a minute there Raph thought you were actually gonna date her."

Mikey:"Uh Raph? Leo and Donnie just went inside."

All Raph could do was groan and facepalm as he walked with Mikey into the school building. Once the boys gathered inside at their designated lockers, they were grabbing their books for upcoming classes.

Don:"Ah school.The place where wisdom and romance work together."

Mikey:"Isn't it just for learning?"

Don:"Nonsense Angelo. Not only learning in achedemics takes place here.You ever wonder why we only have co-ed classes and recess? Why its so that we need to learn of the illusory female species, that only appears at those times."

*His brothers started snickering at his comments*

Don:"Sigh, you dum dums will learn soon enough. Oh why Leon look over there, locker number 48."

Leo's eyes rolled as he turned around, only to freeze seen the very same girl again. She was busy in her locker. Her hair was a midnight black with a blue streak in her fringe, and was done up in messy bun. She was around Mikeys height, she had pale skin, her eyes were hazel coloured too.

The mysterious girl eventually saw Leo and blushed so red, her face would make tomatoes jealous and hides behind a book.

Don: "Oooh La La~ what have we here Leon?."

Leo: "Sh-Shut up Don-"

Don: "I know her class schedule."

*He handed the shedule to his brother and walked off to find his class*

Mikey: "Oh! I got art class first! See ya guys later!"

*Mikey zoomed off faster than kids when they hear they getting fresh baked goods.*

Raph pats Leos shoulder: "Go get her. Raph got you covered."

Leo nervously approaches the girl, then cleared his throat once. This gained her attention of course.

Leo:"Sooooo ummm my name's Leo. What is yours?"

???: "Uhh oh yeah um Keiko."

Leo:"Keiko? Thats a cute name."

Keiko:"Eh?? Well uh I guess- NO! Its weird-."

Leo was starting to chuckle at her reaction:"Nah its cool!. Besides I noticed you into Jupiter Jim due to your key ring."

Keiko:"Wait what? You know Jupiter Jim!? Shut up! We so gonna binge the entire series! Uh well if you find the time that Is."

Leo:"I have no sleep schedule and Friday a sleepover?"

Keiko:"Hmm maybe at my friends house she rarely uses?. She got this room with big screen tv in it."

Leo:"Then I will bring snacks!."

Keiko:"I will bring the movies. Oh uh lets get to class before professor grumps shows up."

Leo:"Professor grumps?."

Keiko:"He never lightens up much more than a lightbulb..."

Leo:"Pffffft. Bet hes so grumpy that lemons turn sweet."

Keiko wheezed at his line:"Exactly!. Anyways lets go Leo."

Leo gestured she walks first: Ladies first. I have to say Im lucky to find a hidden gem like you."

Keiko got flustered and shy after that remark: "Sh-Shut up Leo!. Im a menace to society here!."

Leo laughed as they walked together:"News flash, Im a menace to society as well."

Keiko had this mischivious look:"Snowball fight after school?."

Leo:"Oh! ho! ho! You so on!."

Don however was watching the entire scene unfold in the background.: "Ah young love....disgusting."

???:"I know right!? Ew!

Don looked to this mysterious girl standing next to him, an incredulous look on his face.

???:"Ugh now I gotta deal with Keiko drooling over photos of her new biyfriend."

Don:"Groan, i just realised Leo is gonna drool over photos of Keiko!."

???:"Well we on same boat it appears."

Don:"Names Othello Von Ryan or as my brethren call me Donatello."

???:"Mitsuri. Im a the librarian assistant."

Don talked for hours with Mitsuri, while Leo and Keiko were having time of their lives at sleepover.

From then on it appeared the boys had met their match. They both were happy together from then on. The other boys were yet to find their match.

Happy ending! Enjoy!!

[harryseyebrows]

Hmm let me think, how about something to do with when they met? I’m having a hard time remembering if you’ve talked much about that? Like introductions to the family and how they ended up fitting into each other’s lives? Was it a perfect slot or did it take time and effort?

oooh hold on i have some Notes on this:

“Have you ever discussed how Jeff and Harry meet in this verse? Are they friends for a while before getting together or are they dating right from the get go? Who asks who out first? I think you mentioned that Jeff is a beta so does that affect their relationship at the start? How long are they together before they decide to start trying for babies? You talk about their relationship with the babies a lot, but not terribly often about their relationship before the babies so I’m just wondering

I havent talked about this very much, mostly because i havent really given it much thought! or, i did a superrr long time ago via whatsapp and couldnt find it if i tried lol the actual original premise for the beta!jeff omega!harry relationship was that harry has in a previous relationship with an alpha that wasnt really nice to him, which i havent quite decided to what degree or even if im gonna leave it kinda open to interpretation. but the whole idea is that it spooks harry enough that he almost swears alphas off? he even dabbles in a few things with other omegas, but thats superfluous lol i think the other day i said that they met through mutual friends, so thats definitely how they meet initially. but things arent immediate after that. now mind you, this is happening when harry is in his early 20s, probably like 21/22, and therefore jeff is 29/30. and harry is really tentative to date in general, and jeff can sense that, so he’s really hesitant to even ask. 

but he eventually builds up the courage to, i suppose, when he and harry had been “hanging out” a fair amount ie lunch, seeing a movie, things like that, but they’re Not Dates, bc neither of them called them that (but they secretly were lol) so things are pretty slow moving, even after jeff asks harry on a Real Date and harry is tentative to agree. however harry figures out pretty quickly that jeff is super benign and non-threatening, and thats really appealing to harry. 

now, that doesnt mean that harry agrees to go out with jeff for those reasons alone. they def genuinely like each other and they’re really compatible. but they both want to be able to feel comfortable in a new relationship. harry embraces is after a while, whereas it takes jeff a bit longer, because he’s never been involved with an omega before, and there are certain things, specifically sex things, that he doesnt feel equipped to deal with, not because they’re actually that overwhelming, but because he’s the type of person to think he’s not doing good enough, and to avoid disappointing someone, he avoids it altogether. but he’s also just like.. awed by it, specifically heats and whatnot. i remember talking to jes about a scene in the very beginning, where jeff has this kind of internal dialogue with himself where he’s like ‘sex ed and porn cannot prepare you for THIS’ and he’s not sure how to navigate dealing with a sexual partner who is really Really reliant on you to help get them through something that can be embarrassing and out of character and scary, for that matter, being so far out of yourself for a few hours. but obviously he learns to overcome that lol 

i also wanted to make a point to include some worldbuilding stuff, if i ever manage to get to the “prequel” that deals with the beginning of their relationship, in terms of how other people see their relationship, and just how things work in general for this a/b/o universe. i have a mini scene kinda planned, where harry is really close to a heat, and he knows it, but he’s also allowed to live his life and whatnot, so him and jeff are out at a park or something, and an old man makes a comment about how harry should be inside and away from other people in his condition, and then goes on to make another snide comment about how his ~alpha should know better, but obv jeff is Not an alpha. idk. just little details like that to show that its a bitttt unconventional, but most of the young people in society are very accepting, but like irl society, it mirrors how older people usually have more outdated views. 

now that we’re moderately up to speed lol they get serious when harry is 23, and harry gets preggo with the boys when he’s 25. but as we know, it was a rather long road to get there aka over a year of trying on their own before moving to IVF with a couple (2) miscarriages along the way that really test their relationship and their desire to carry on trying to have kids together. lots of self-doubt on jeff’s part for being a beta and harry feeling inadequate as an omega. fun stuff.”

WHEW. in terms of meeting each other’s families, harry is an only child. i knowwww. blasphemous lol but i think it rounds out his character nicely. i think it offers an explanation on why he Is the Way He Is when they have the kids, vs jeff, whos significantly more chill, because much like irl, jeff comes from a big family. so while one might think that harry meeting jeff’s huge family would be super daunting, he’s actually less worried about it than jeff is about meeting harry’s mom. but while anne is a little skeptical at first, she figures out very quickly that jeff is a good egg, that him and harry are good for each other. as for jeff’s parents, they like harry right away. harry is super good with all of jeff’s little cousins and nieces and nephews, so even though irving doesnt quite understand the b/o dynamic at first, it becomes perfectly clear to him why j&h are together

[lesbow]

relationship klance

we always talk about pre-relationship klance like what about the actual relationship ya feel

to start off they absolutely get together in the dorkiest way possible like its either 100% sappy or 100% embarrassing and by accident there is no in between 

they did that fanfic corny scene where lance was about to confess and keith realized before he even finished his sentence and just goes for the smooch

except its terrible theres too much teeth and their noses crash into each other its just a mess 

its also both their first kiss 

even after they both confess its takes them like a week to get up the courage to ask each other out bc theyre both nerds

lance plans on trying to keep it small bc he thinks keith doesnt really want anything big and cheesy

keith plans on absolutely making it as cheesy as possible bc he thinks lance would prefer big and cheesy to small and ordinary

they literally plan to ask each other out on the same damn day

keith asks hunk to make lances favorite food for lunch and asks pidge to hook up the projector so they can watch an altean romcom they wont understand anyway but catch keith trying to take notes during the fluffy scenes 

hunk and pidge tease them to hell and back but theyre really happy for them so they go through with his requests

lance and keith both keep looking at each other during the movie wondering if they’ll be like that at some point and blush throughout the whole damn thing

everyone else thinks its so so so fucking cheesy but oh my god hunk and shiro are so happy for them bc its been a long time coming

at dinner they sit extra close to each other and casually brush fingers. theyre obviously blushing throughout the whole thing 

its just a week of blushing okay

lance gets so happy and smiles so wide when he realizes its his favorite food that keith just stares with a soft expression and when lance meets his eye they both blush but keith doesnt look away as fast as he used to bc he can have this 

after dinner they walk to the map room to look at the stars bc its become their thing and lance has had Enough with the brushing hands so he offers keith his palm and keith fucking swoons when they interlock fingers

they both planned to ask each other out at the star deck so obviously both of their plans crash bc after a weird silence where theyre BOTH thinking hard and turning into blushing, fidgeting, and sweating messes they turn to each other with the same glint in their eye

they say it at the same time 

lance and keith.jpg

and then they turn into giggling messes with fond looks bc if this isnt foreshadowing how amazing theyre relationship is gonna be than idk what is 

ROMANCE ENSUETH

in the beginning theyre just really really really nervous still bc theyve both been pining for a long time and dont wanna mess this up

when they start out, lance initiates most of the physical contact first like hand holding, putting his arm around keiths shoulders, that sorta thing bc keith is so fucking nervous and was never good at expressing himself but he eventually initiates it to he loves seeing how happy lance looks when he does

theyre both flustered messes but keith is really bad

they dont kiss yet bc theyre practically walking nervous systems 

they hold hands a lot tho lance has soft hands bc of his skin care routines so a lot of times keith will just idly play with lances fingers because it calms him 

keith rubs his thumb on the back of lances hand and lance fucking dies every time

lance still makes fun of keiths hair but it dies down little by little bc hes always wanted to play in that dang mullet tbh

one day keith catches lance just intensely staring at his hair and before he can even ask whats up lance asks if he can do his hair

theyre both messes when lance gets behind and starts playing in keiths hair but eventually lance just gets distracted with it and keith finds it really soothing. moreso than he thought it’d be

it becomes a reoccurring thing. lance will run his hands through keiths hair and keith just loves it so much it feels so nice

it started on the couch in that lounge room they have but one time hunk walked in and keith was practically passed out with his head on lances lap and he felt so embarrassed bc it feels really intimate and they both would rather keep stuff like that in their rooms so they do

whenever they go to a planet keith tries to look for things he thinks lance would like. hes not good with words so he tries to express himself through other means

the first time keith gave lance a gift from a planet it was a cat plushie bc its pretty fucking obvious lance likes cats

its red 

when keith gives it to him he stares at the ground and just like thrusts it out to him bc hes so nervous and lance takes it slowly, cautiously, and when hes stopped astral projecting into another plane of existence he kisses keith on the cheek bc he love love loooovvveess it

he names it keef and cuddles it all the time. keith always just stares like >:0 bc its really cute and he loves his boyfriend so much but also bc oh my god are we gonna cuddle like that someday omg lance is my boyfriend ohmy go d holl y s hi

he falls down the rabbit hole often

lance on the other hand loves bears and loves anything that he thinks could represent them like he’ll just point out two rocks side by side or some shit to hunk and be like “thats gonna be me and keith one day :) <3″ and hunk juts pats him on the back

DONT EVEN GET STARTED ON SEEING OTHER COUPLES IN PUBLIC 

whenever theyre planet side and lance sees a romantic couple he squeezes keiths hand (bc theyre already holding hands they never stop) and gets this fond and hopeful look on his face

lance wants every planet they meet to know keith is his boyfriend (he never gets tired of saying it) so whenever theyre at diplomatic functions and they have to talk to the aliens, he’ll always bring it up somehow 

it ranges from “so it must be difficult fighting this war” “yeah but having keith by my side helps” to “our planet welcomes you young paladin” “thanks and also heres my boyfriend keith the red paladin you know the right arm of voltron? that guy? yeah thats my boyfriend. my boyfriend is the red paladin his name is keith. we’re in a relationship. did you know that? its great im so happy omg this food is so good btw did i mention im dating keith and that keith is my boyfriend?”

lance still flirts sometimes but he never actually wants it to go anywhere. at first this makes keith a little disoriented and he mopes but then they talk and Communicate and lance says that he just likes to flatter people bc it makes them feel good and stuff and so they work it out. so lance still flirts but only a little and not as strongly as he used to 

speaking of communication, in the beginning theyre talking fucking s u ck ed they’d misunderstand each other and it would result in sadness and venting to their respective besties but the third time they get shoved in a room and told to just “talk it out” they realized that they really need to be more open/clear about stuff

eventually they get really good at talking about things to each other. their problem wasnt that they wouldnt talk to each other it was that they just couldnt understand the other so they work on getting to know each other better and it really helps and works out so so great

they both have issues, lance with his self esteem and keith with his abandonment issues and they know that the other cant fix it bc thats not what its about but they definitely help.

unlike lance, keith knows who he is and is confident in his abilities so he tries to help him in that aspect

unlike keith lance has always been a people person and is family oriented so he tries to help keith slowly get overcome it

theyre both really good for each other. they cant “fix” each other obviously but they help one another out so much and it means a lot

they have their first kiss like two months after they got together 

it was after a battle and no not a deadly one you heathens a really really awesome one the teams all smiles and lance pulled a cool move at the end when they formed voltron and they saved a planet and everyones soooo happy and when they get back to the castle lance bolts to keith and just spins him around in a hug smiling and laughing and they smooch

its the best thing theyve ever experienced

they dont stop kissing after that. catch them giving each other little pecks all the time 

at this point they arent as nervous as when they first started 

after long battles theyll just kinda fall into each other

they dont do it in public/in front of the team but they cuddle a l o t

keiths two favorite places are in the crooks of lances neck and on his chest to hear his heartbeat 

lance likes to kiss keiths forehead bangs in the way or not if he thinks his man needs some smooches he’ll give him some fucking smooches

the first time they fall asleep together (i mean literally fall asleep not anything nasty pls dont sexualize these boys) locks in for both of them that This Is It ya know

theyre cuddling in lances room keith wearing his jacket and has his face smooshed against his chest lance is playing in keiths hair and his lips are lightly touching his forehead

its after a diplomatic meeting 

theyre both really tired and keith thinks he should probably go back to his room but they both feel too comfortable and everything feels so nice so he doesnt

lance likes listening to keiths voice and vice versa so theyre literally just saying nonsense 

theyre voices drift off into a comfortable silence and eventually they both fall asleep

keith wakes up first and hes confused but then he looks up at lance and how peaceful he looks when hes sleeping and just stares

lance wakes up a little while later and meets eyes with keith but then he notices keiths unruly bed hair and the small spot of drool by keiths mouth and almost cries 

its the best sight either of them have ever seen and at the same time they both think to themselves that they wouldnt mind waking up like this for the rest of their lives 

[mellowsobri]

Redeem Me [Draco x Reader (x Harry), Three]

A/N: Whoa I wrote this all at like 12 AM and i don't know if its okay. also, I'm gonna go ahead and title it Draco x Reader x Harry because thats basically what it is right now. Don't worry, it’s still a Draco fic. Also, I don't usually post another fic this early after just posting another one. just a heads up :)

Word Count: 1,390

Warnings: A N G ER !!! cursing. song fic

Summary: Part three to Break Me.

Part One/Part Two/Part Four/Part Five

Tags: @weasleyswizardwheezs @fandomlover03 @tiny-strawberry- @missidontknowwhatimdoing (Tell me if you would like to be tagged! Please specify if you would like to be tagged for the series or for a single chapter, thank you!)

Masterlist

BASED OFF THE SONG ‘Happier’ BY ED SHEERAN.

It had been exactly one month. One month that (Name) had broke it off with Draco, one month since he had broken something seemingly unbreakable, and a little under one month since Harry's feelings for (Name) flourished. 

(Name) had got considerably better. She smiled now, she laughed, and she didn't cry as much. 

Draco broke off all connections with Pansy. Every time he looked at her he was just reminded of his sins, his guilt. 

Walking down twenty-ninth and park.  I saw you in another's arms.  Only a month we've been apart.  You look happier. 

Saw you walk inside a bar.  He said something to make you laugh.  I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours.  You look happier, you do. 

She laughed at something Harry said, making the Golden Boy himself laugh as well. He stared at her with longing eyes hidden behind circular spectacles. She reached over and ruffled his already messy hair with a grin before standing up and walking away. He sat there with the widest grin anyone had ever saw. 

"You're not still moping over that (House) girl, are you?" One of his friends, Ryder, rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. Draco saw (Name) walking by and scoffed, speaking loud enough for her to hear. "As if. I don't mope over someone I was never in love with." Ryder smirked, uncrossing his arms. 

"Tons of fish in the sea."

Her pace slowed and she came to a stop. He saw her out of the corner of his eyes clench her fists and keep walking, taking a single, irritated breath. 

It was clear that her sorrow had turned into anger. 

Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you.  But ain't nobody love you like I do.  Promise that I will not take it personal, Baby, If you're moving on with someone new. 

Cause baby you look happier, you do. 

My friends told me one day I'll feel it too.  And until then I smile and hide the truth,

But I know I was happier with you.

Draco remembered the way she used to make him smile. The small things she would to that made his heart flutter. The way she would hold his hand gently in her own, how she would kiss his temple reassuringly in his times of worry, how she would look at him with eyes filled with stars.

There was no doubt in his mind that he was once in love with her... But what happened?

Sat on the corner of the room. Everything's reminding me of you. Nursing an empty bottle and telling myself you're happier. Aren't you?

Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you. But ain't nobody need you like I do. I know that there's others that deserve you, But my darling, I am still in love with you.

Draco turned his head, acting as if he was looking at someone else, when his eyes actually rested on (Name) running to Harry and hugging him, causing him to stumble back a bit at the collision. 

He knew they weren't dating. Word would have already gotten around to him. Yet he feared they were about to become more than friends.

 She didn’t even glance at him or his less than perfect styled hair anymore. From what he observed, she could care less now.

  It had been exactly one month. One month that (Name) had stopped caring about Draco. One month that Draco had watched (Name’s) cracks made by himself slowly close up, and a little under a month since Harry Potter and (Name) (Last Name) had become an official couple.

Draco had to endure the sight of (Name) look at him with the same stars in her eyes that he had once held in his possession. He had to watch as (Name), sweet (Name), fell for another.

She always did get easily attached… But that wasn’t exactly a bad thing.

Draco walked in the middle of his friends, a half snarl residing on his face. He tried not to stare at (Name) and Harry walk down the hall hand in hand with Ron and Hermione close by. 

“Disgusting, Potter. Picking up another man’s leftovers is pathetic.” Had he actually said that? He didn’t recall opening his mouth.

 Harry shot him a glare. “You're the only pathetic here, Malfoy.” (Name) stayed silent, grimacing.

The harassment and mockery continued for days, weeks.

“How does it feel to be taken as seconds?” 

“Bet she screams my name still, huh?”

 “You're more like her babysitter than her boyfriend, huh?”

And (Name) never said a single thing. She always stayed silent, an empty look in her eyes. 

Until one day.

“Don’t get your hopes up, Potter. She’s incapable of loving someone.”

“Shut up! Shut up!” (Name) clenched her fists and her voice was shrill. “Do you have nothing better to do with your disgusting life, Malfoy? Or is making an ass of yourself a full time job?” This time, it was Draco who was stunned silent.

(Name) walked up to him, eyes hard and shoulders tense. She stared directly into his grey irises with a fire in her own.

 “I loved you, Draco.” Everything was silent.

“I loved you more than I could imagine, more than I would like to admit. I was completely infatuated with you, I gave you everything I felt! I gave you everything! For a year! I wasted a year of my life on you! So you can’t just start spouting absolute bullshit because of your mistake.” Her breath hitched, finally letting out some form of sob. Harry stood behind her with soft eyes. He hadn’t seen her like this for a while, and it hurt him to witness it again.

“It’s not my fault. It never was.” She finally let out a full, choked sob and clenched her torso where her heart resided, covered in bandages and stitches. 

“I was broken. I was broken on a guy who wasn’t worth it. I cried over someone like you, and I blamed myself for someone like you.” She pointed her index finger in his face and he could see how shaky and tense she was.

“So don’t you dare say that I am incapable of love when you yourself are the sad, pathetic soul who cannot feel a thing except jealousy and spite.” (Name) wanted to say so much more. She wanted to scream and say how much she hated him, how much he put her through. 

But she didn’t.

Instead, she looked into his eyes. She searched for something—anything in his eyes. She searched for a fragment of emotion, but she found nothing.

 With a final shake of disapproval, she stomped away with Harry following close behind.

Baby, you look happier, you do. I knew one day you'd fall for someone new. But if breaks your heart like lovers do. Just know that I'll be waiting here for you.

  He cried that night. He wasn’t in his room when it happened. He was outside, furiously wiping at his tears with a scowl on his face. After what seemed like hours of crying and staring up at the sky, he went to sleep in his bed

  Harry noticed the day after (Name) had lashed out on Draco that she was a bit more distant. She was usually very open with him, stroking his hand and smiling brightly at him.

However, today she just kept her hands to herself and she looked at the floor with a frown and a sigh.

“(Name)? Is, uh… Is everything alright?” She looked up at him. Her eyes had lost some of the stars, but she was still bright. “Huh?”

“I just noticed that you seem a bit off. Is this about… Yesterday?” She sighed deeply. She wasn’t agitated with him, but agitated in general.

“Yeah, was it that obvious?” He nodded awkwardly and shrugged.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for it to be obvious, but just… Ugh!” She groaned with a scowl. “He is so infuriating! He had the nerve—The audacity to say that! Right beside me! He knew I was there! And he wont stop harassing you, and… I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it.” After a few moments of silence, Harry smiled a bit and rubbed her forearm reassuringly.

“Well, whatever you do, I’ll be there too. I wont let you do it alone, okay?” He grinned at her which made her smile brightly. Her smile was as bright as it was a few days ago. “Thank you, Harry. It means a lot.” He kissed her gently, smiling while doing so. 

(Name’s) anger had died down a bit, but not fully. There was still an unnerving, sick feeling in her stomach that appeared when she saw Draco or even heard his name.

The thing that concerned her most, though, was that the feeling was far from negative.

[little-owly]

THIS TOOK FOREVER AND IM SO SORRY PLS FORGIVE AAAAAA

(let’s just pretend bryan and joey are dating and live together ssssh)

“Here you go,” Bryan smiled, handing the hot coffee cup to Joey. The sunshine of the early morning seeping through his office window. The two of them alone – surprisingly beating Matt and Bobby to the office first.

“Thanks.” Joey yawned, grabbing the foam cup, his thing fingers holding it gently, “I slept horrible last night.”

“I…thought you came home at 10? What happened?”

Joey paused, drinking from the cup, the warm inviting taste of the coffee running down his throat. He noticed Bryan had added more cream than usual, not minding however. Just as long as the coffee did it’s job.

“There was a problem with editing,” he replied, wiping away a drop of the drink from the corner of his mouth, “I didn’t wanna leave until it was fixed. I didn’t get in until 2 am.”

Bryan crossed his arms as he rested against the open door, “tsk tsk, so you only slept 4 hours? On a Te//am Ed//ge recording day?”

“I know, I know – but I’ve been drinking coffee nonstop to wake me up. I’ve down 3 cups already,” another long sip, “well, making it’s way up to 4.”

“Huh…4?” Bryan smirked. A smirk which screamed trouble – Bryan began to plan in his head. Joey needed to be punished, how many times has he told him to get home early for sleep? How many times have they’ve gone through with recording while he dragged on – nearly passing out from exhaustion during challenges?

Well, Bryan had to put a stop to it. Teach Joey a lesson.

“Yeah, why?” Joey asks, voice low.

“Oh, nothing. Drink up and let me know if you want me to make another cup for you,” he smiled, moving to kiss Joey’s forehead. The other sleepily chuckling.

“Thanks, Bry.” he replies, watching him walk away. Not knowing his punishment was just starting.

–

“Hey, Joey, just a quick heads up. We got an hour before recording.” Matthias popped into the office’s kitchen area. Joey finishing off the last cup of coffee, much more awake.

“Jeez dude, lighten up on the coffee before your heart gives out or something,” Matthias laughed, Joey rolling his eyes.

“Sorry, I’ll try not to drown myself from the inside.” He laughs along, Matthias sighing.

“Seriously. Take it easy, yeah? You’re gonna pee every five seconds at this rate.”

“Nah, I’ll be fine. Worse case scenario, I end up peeing for minutes at a time.” Joey shrugs, tossing the cup away, Matthias paying no mind to him.

In fact, maybe he was right. The sudden pressure in his bladder nagged at him. The coffees adding to his bladder. To top it all off? He was in such a rush, he hadn’t gone in the morning, still holding from last night.

Yeah, it’d be smart to go now – Joey thought. Rounding the corner to the empty hallway, only to come face to face with Bryan, who was walking away from the bathroom.

“Oh, hey,” Joey smiled. Bryan greeting him with a soft peck to his lips.

“Where you heading to?”

“Uh, the bathroom. Pretty obvious since this is the only way to it-”

Joey squeaks as Bryan takes his hand and pins him to the wall. Their faces only inches away. Joey’s eyes widened in surprise.

“I don’t think so,” Bryan whispers, voice low as he leans in closer, “I think you need to learn your lesson for coming home so late. For not listening to me when I tell you to get rest before we record.”

“What are you-”

Joey hissed as Bryan firmly placed his hand on his bladder. The pressure intensifying – not to a painful level, but a discomfort. Enough to make him arch his back slightly against the wall.

“You don’t get to use the bathroom at all until after we’re done recording for the day.” Bryan explained, Joey’s eyes looking back into his, “during breaks, you’ll drink whatever I give you. If i even see you sneak off to the bathroom, I’ll make your punishment harder, is that clear?”

Joey waits. Seeing Bryan’s eyes go soft from their intense stare down. Waiting for his okay. He knows all he says to say is ‘no’ and he’ll be free to go – but he wants to see how this plays out.

“O-okay.”

Bryan smiles. Quickly unpinning Joey as footsteps approach. Connor appearing, shirt completely wet, a new shirt in his hand.

“Oh hey,” he awkwardly smiles, “er, nobody’s going in there, right? Gunner thought it’d be funny to knock down my soda with a crumbled up paper ball,” he rolls his eyes.

“Nope! Go right ahead. Joey’s good too,” Bryan adds on. Walking away with Joey following behind.

The hour passed relatively quickly. Bryan only popping into Joey’s office to get him to the Ed//ge Spa//ce.

Joey slowed on the walk over. The discomfort rising in his bladder. Enough to where he’d normally stop what he’d doing and go.

“Ready for today’s challenge?” Bobby asked, tapping away at his clipboard.

“What is it?”

“Soda tasting challenge, part two.”

Joey groaned.

The universe was really out for him today, wasn’t it?

–

“Break!” Matthias called. Sitting up from his seat, leaving behind a laughing Bryan and…an unusually quiet Joey.

“Here, drink up-”

“Bry, I just drank like, 7 different sodas. I’m going to die if I drink anymore.”

“Oh c'mon. It was just one swallow each. Just drink up this water bottle.” Bryan instructed. Sliding the (rather large) bottle across the table to Joey.

His bladder screamed at him as he cautiously uncapped the bottle. Slowly gulping the water. Wanting nothing more than to please Bryan enough to let him go.

“Alright, back – Bobby? What’s next?” Matthias asked.

“Uh…hold on,” a pause. Joey casually pressed his legs together under the table. A low throb beginning in his lower belly. As long as his legs were pressed together, he’d be fine. The throbbing already subsiding, returning back to a dull pain. The ever increasing need to go still in the back of his mind.

“Oh! We’re doing another version of 'The Floor is Lava’ challenge. We added some more obstacles, we just need to set up.”

“Joey won’t mind helping out you and Matt set up!” Bryan added in, “I’m gonna use the bathroom really quick.”

He sighed. Carefully getting up to put down the tarp.

–

Joey whined, his bladder throbbing more, the liquid from before sloshing around in him. The pressure intense as he ran. Trying keep up. Trying to act as if nothing was wrong.

That is, until he leaped a bit too far in between obstacles. The spurt of warmth against his left thigh, slowly dribbling down. His face flushed, wincing.

“N-no,” he whispered, turning towards Bobby.

“C-can we take a break? I need to use the restro-om,” he asked, quiet as ever.

“Sure, you don’t look the best right now, dude. You sure you can go on?”

Joey nods. Looking back around to see Bryan and Matthias playfully arguing back and forth over who got last place. Bryan facing Matthias long enough for Joey to sneak around to the bathroom.

It…wouldn’t be much trouble if he just peed a tiny bit, would it? Bryan wouldn’t realize the difference – and he was pretty sure he’d wet himself if he didn’t relieve some of the pressure soon.

“…Where’s J-F//red?”

“Bathroom.”

The quickly approaching sounds of footsteps made Joey whimper. Knees buckling together, breathing heavily through his nose. Quickly, he was pinned against the cold wall. Hidden from the others in the Ed//ge Sp//ace.

“I thought we talked about this Joey.”

“I…I know but I just n-need to go so b-badly and-”

“Did I give you permission to go?”

Joey stops. Shaking his head shamefully.

“Then why are you walking down this way? Are you disobeying me already?”

“P-please, Bryan-”

“No,” he paused, “In fact, I’m going to extend your punishment. Too bad, I was just thinking about letting you go during out mext break.”

“Bryan-”

He hissed once more, Bryan shoving his hand down to hold Joey. His grip tight as he leaned in closer, “if you leak anymore, I’ll punish you even more. We wouldn’t want that, would we?”

He shook his head. Bryan removing his hand and unpinning him.

“Good boy. Let’s get back to the others.”

The last four challenges were absolute torture. He whimpered quietly between running, jumping, and other various tasks. Standing awkwardly – his legs pushed together tightly when the camera wasn’t on him.

Joey wanted nothing more than to go. Nothing more than to use the bathroom.

“Alright, thats a wrap for today!” Bobby announced, his own voice tired, “finally clocking in at 8 pm.”

The crew set things away, murmurs of “great job” and “see ya tomorrow” were heard as Joey silently walked back to his office. Not daring to look at the door to the bathroom on his way in. Bladder throbbing with each step he took. Desperate as ever.

He closed his office door before doubling over. Hands stuffed in between his legs, shifting to and from, shaking as he groaned. He used what little self control he had in him to sit down, crossing his legs immediately to stop himself from leaking – knowing it’d be obvious if he did thanks to his grey shorts.

Joey squirmed, concentrating so much on his control, he hadn’t heard the door open. Opening his eyes to see Bryan standing in front of him, eyes dark and arms crossed.

“How bad?”

“B-bad…please, Bry – I’ve held on all day and just can’t. L-let me go to the restroom-”

“No. You can’t.” Bryan chuckled, straddling Joey’s squirming hips. Joey whimpered more as the new pressure made his bladder scream at him once more. The dull, painful, fullness in him nearly making him cry. His cock just barely leaking.

“I…Bryan.” He shuddered. Shoulders tense and back arched against the office chair.

“Tell me why you’re being punished. Tell me why I’m not letting you go to the bathroom.” He replies, hand firm against the bulge of Joey’s bladder. The other gasping harshly.

“I…I didn’t listen and came h-home late. I didn’t get e-enough sleep…for today. I-” he hisses, more awkward pressure applied. Bryan’s hand pushing against his squirming body.

“…and?” Bryan prompts.

“And I…disobeyed when you told me not to go-oh god, it h-hurts Bryan, please!”

Bryan shakes his head, now bouncing his hand against the bulge, absolute agony for Joey.

“I need a genuine apology now, Joey. Can you do that for me? And maybe I’ll let you go.”

“Please!” The other gasps, tears rushing down his face as he leaks, the warmth trailing down his leg, “I know I messed up and s-should’ve listened to you! I k-know I was d-disobedient but please! I won’t ever do it again, oh god I’m not going to make it, I’m-” Joey moaned. Bryan stopping his torture on his bulge.

“Please…?” he whimpered. Nearly crying as Bryan finally got up from his position.

“Let’s go. I think that’s good enough.”

Joey sobs, Bryan helping him up inch by inch. The chair creaking as he fully stands – Joey shamelessly shoves his hands in between his thighs. Purely to keep everything in. His bladder throbbing with pain, filled to it’s limit.

“Ssh, everyone left by now. Just follow me and we’ll get there in time,” Bryan comforted, letting Joey through first. The office silent as ever – save for his tiny gasps and whimpers.

Joey cried out as they reached the bathroom door, Bryan opening it and letting Joey in. Joey’s knees buckling as he hurried over to the toilet.

With a gentle kiss to Joey’s neck, Bryan pressed his hand once more into the bladder bulge from behind.

“W-wait, Bry I n-need to-”

“What? You can go now, I gave you permission.” Bryan pauses, hearing Joey leak more onto the tiled floor. Quiet pitter patters filling the silence of the room.

He swat Joey’s hand away as he tried to take out his cock.

“Oh? You thought I’d let you use the toilet? That’s cute.” Bryan chuckled. The heel of his hand pressing harder and harder. Joey moaning all the while, growing weak as he leaned against Bryan.

The stream nearly shot out of Joey, running down both his legs, flooding his shorts and socks. The wet warmth trailing down his legs and crotch. The loud hissing and Joey’s moans was all the noise they could hear in the office. Joey rested his head on Bryan’s shoulder as his body went slack. The combined relief and pleasure too much for him.

The stream of urine nearly lasted minutes on end. The slowed down trickle and sigh alerted Bryan that he was done. The large puddle in front of them spreading in between the tiles.

With soft kisses to his neck, Bryan smiled, “learn your lesson?”

Joey could only nod, too tired to actually speak.

“C'mon, let’s get you cleaned up, alright? Just hold tight while I clean up the bathroom and I’ll get a warm bath started for you when we get home.”

Joey smiled softly as Bryan led him out the bathroom to his office. Thankful he remembered he’d left spare clothes. Looking forward to the promised bath.

[pikapepikachuu]

How Josh Wakely landed the Beatles, Dylan, Motown and more

Could I please have a knife and fork, he asks the waiter as we take our seats in Mr Wong, a bustling, upscale modern Chinese restaurant in a converted warehouse in Sydneys CBD. Even as the words are leaving his lips, he knows theres a good chance theyll end up in print. I knew the risk I was taking, he says. He pulled the same stunt on his first date with the woman who was to become his wife. Shes a human rights lawyer and I was a semi-employed screenwriter and I went for the knife and fork. And how did it turn out? I got a second date, but it still burns her, he says. At least it wasnt a spoon. Wakely is quite happy to tell stories against himself. Hes proud of what he has achieved that his success allows him to order the spectacularly good salt-and-pepper Balmain bugs at this restaurant whenever hes in town, for instance and he has ambitions to achieve a lot more. But as a boy from Newcastle, he also knows it doesnt do to get ideas too far above your station. His parents were, comparatively speaking, quite posh his mother was a social worker, his father a teacher but the town in which he was raised was dominated in every sense by the steel plant, at least until it closed in 2000. Everyone was employed in BHP and then everyone wasnt, he says. It was a very working-class world and thats still the world I feel most comfortable in. And yet the one thing I could do was write, though I didnt really know what to do with that.

The salt and pepper Balmain bugs are a highlight.Credit:Louise Kennerley He lasted just five weeks in an arts-law degree at Newcastle Uni his brush with torts was cut short when he rocked up to class dripping from the surf, only to have his tutor tell him, I dont think youll be a lawyer before decamping to Sydney with dreams of making it as a writer. Some good reviews for his 2002 play Woomera in which he also starred as a young detention-centre guard helped earn him a place at the Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts, even though acting wasnt his primary interest. So I rang up the head of WAAPA and said, Ill come to your drama school, but I want to be a writer and director, he recalls, laughing at his own chutzpah. He says Im the only person whos ever rung up and negotiated. The tyro writer did all the acting and dancing expected of him even though he wasnt particularly good at it. Then he would go home and write for four or five hours, every night. By the time he left he had enough work under his belt to convince a series of producers to pay him to write screenplays none of which ever made it to production, he says, because they were just too ambitious for Australian budgets.

Beat Bugs marries the songs of the Beatles with computer-animated critters.Credit:Netflix Thats why his credits pre-Netflix are, to put it mildly, rather thin. But if he was guilty of thinking too big back then, Wakely has zero regrets. There is great power in being wildly naive, he says. Unquestionably, though, his most pie-in-the-sky idea was to go after the rights to the Beatles catalogue with an eye to turning their songs into an animated childrens series.

The bill, pleaseCredit:Karl Quinn Beat Bugs has recently produced its third season for Netflix, won him a screenwriting Emmy, and spawned three albums of Beatles covers by the likes of Sia, Pink, Rod Stewart and The Shins. Next year, a live version is set for an 80-city tour of the US and Canada. It's fair to say it's been a hit. But for a long time after Wakely and his wife moved to Los Angeles about a decade ago, it was just another wildly ambitious plan seemingly destined to go nowhere. One day, Wakelys worried father-in-law, visiting from Australia, tapped on the door of the garage where he wrote and asked what his back-up plan was if he didnt manage to land the Beatles rights. Ive got a good idea for Bob Dylan, came the reply. His father-in-law closed the door, shook his head in despair and walked away. Now I look back on it, he was the sane one, Wakely says. I was insane. When he finally got a chance to put his idea to Sony/ATV, which holds the publishing rights, Wakely rocked up with a demo recorded for $200 by his old mate Daniel Johns in one hand and a pitch document hed put together at a local printing shop in the other. The meeting didnt go well. For some reason, he was made to stand on a cushion, and its very hard to keep your status on a cushion. Then one of the executives fell asleep while Wakely was talking. Worst of all, when he hit play on the stereo it didnt work. And I just remember thinking, I am f---ed. It could have been a fatal blow, but as I left one of the guys there said, Hello, Goodbye would be a good song for children. That was enough. For Sony/ATV, the appeal of Beat Bugs lay in exposing the music to a generation that might otherwise never hear it. It refreshes their catalogues, it keeps them pertinent and present, Wakely says. If you refresh it, it stays in the culture. Presumably there was the small matter of a significant sum being handed over too? To be clear, I think the Beatles were fine without me, he says. I dont think it was ever about the cash. They made the cash long ago. Once he had the rights, everyone wanted to talk to Josh Wakely. In the weeks after, it was all expensive cars coming to take me to meetings at Disney and Dreamworks, he says. But while being feted was nice, he realised that if he signed with one of the majors hed get the bungalow and the credit but he wouldnt be making the show himself. So instead he went with Netflix and the Seven Network in Australia. I came back to Sydney to set up an animation company, which was its own epic journey. It was as hard, really, as securing the Beatles rights. Wakely is a restless spirit, though, and long before the first season was in the can he was onto the next thing. I kept saying to them, You know when I get the Beatles rights then Ill ask for Motown, because that will be electrifying for children. They just thought that was part of my stand-up act. And then Beat Bugs had success and I went back and reminded them. [embedded content] He landed the Dylan catalogue too he even spent a couple of hours in the presence of the great man, an experience he describes as sacred and Universal has given him access to its entire repertoire as he looks for ways to tell stories about the songs, or the stories behind the songs. Because that, really, is his thing. For now at least. When he got the go-ahead to do Beat Bugs, he says, Id never directed a frame of animation and Id only written one childrens script. But I get how music works with storytelling and I took a lot of confidence out of that. Now his slate also includes projects with Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam, and a project called 27, based on the mythical age at which so many rock stars have died. What if one of them survived, and you get this alternative history, he says. You can watch it linear or you can watch it interactive.

The dining room in this converted warehouse is buzzing.Credit:Louise Kennerley Despite his success with Beat Bugs and Motown Magic, Wakelys main interest is in adult-oriented drama and comedy. He wants his company, Grace, to develop into a fully fledged production house, ideally based in Australia. The creative talent is here, he says. Its just a question of whether the resources and infrastructure are here and if youd get the blessing [from the studios in LA] to do it here. Theres no knowing how much of this he will be able to bring to fruition, of course. But on the evidence to date, youd be mad to rule out the possibility that he might just pull it off. At any rate, all he can do is ask for the chance to try. The odd power I take into those rooms is a sense that I shouldnt be there anyway, the kid from Newcastle says. So what have I got to lose? Follow the author on Facebook at karlquinnjournalist and on twitter @karlkwin Karl is a senior entertainment writer at The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. Most Viewed in Entertainment Loading https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/how-josh-wakely-landed-the-beatles-dylan-motown-and-more-20190408-p51c3z.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed

[skiasurveys]

tell me about your crush!!!!!!! - Hes my boyfriend. I love him a lot, he’s funny, he loves gaming. He likes anime ( lmaooo), he is white but hes part turkish and german. but born in canada haha. He’s 7 years older than me (or 6.5) , we went to the same high school except he graduated WAYYYY BEFORE ME. He knows a lot of weird stuff. He loves MMOs and is on the leader boards for ESO which i find hilarious. We met on OKcupid which is a dating app. He says hes serious about me lol.

tell me about your ex-  well my most recent ex, i dated for only 3 months. we dated from Nov 2015- feb 2016. He broke up with me on Valentines day last year, which is funny tbh because he spent lots of money on me and then broke up wtih me. apparently i was too invested which makes no sense. I didn’t really connect well with him. we were more like close friends than boyfriend/girlfriend. He was slightly autisic or whatever so he didn’t really understand sarcasm sometimes which was really fucking annoying. I would make jokes and he took them way too serious or hard and would get mad at me -.-. He wasnt a bad boyfriend but he was just not my type. I said i loved him even though i didn’t. i was in love with the idea. I knew i didn’t want to spend my life with him. we never connected super great either, like we had nothing in common except the fact that we liked video games but he played shit games like (League of Legends). After we broke up, we met a week later to clear shit up i guess and it was super awkward and i was acually over him within a day so i was like this sucks and is weird. Then a month after we broke up he wanted to hang out but then he stated he wanted to have a hook up.. we never had sex when we dated either so that was weird -.-  Then he started dating other people and if i messaged him asking how he was, he would get all pissed off and said we couldnt talk any ore and i was like whatevr thats fine but then his relationships never worked out and he would break up within a week LOL and then tried to date me again. THEN when I started dating Connor ( my current bf) he got really jealous and mad, and tried to tell me to get out. Then later in my relationship like 6 months he asked if we could fuck (three some) and i was like i rather kill myself, then he would randomly text me asking if connor and i broke up, and then would claim he missed me but all he wanted was a booty call. He got super mad when he found out i fucked connor lol. anyways, i told him to fuck off and respect me and connor and he finally stopped being weird. But i recently deleted him off Facebook because I was so tired of seeing him on fb, so yeah. we dont really talk anymore. thank god.

tell me about your day It was okay. I slept til 2 Pm ( yikes..) and picked up Pills and played video games. nothing to do.

tell me about your dreams  I cant remember my dreams actually.

tell me about your drama  I have really no drama in my life.

tell me about yourself :-)  I am 20 years old, I like cats, mcdonalds fries. I am a art student in college. I am dating someone, its our one year today. I live in Canada..i like taking surveys too much

tell me about something awkward/embarrassing  I once had sex and then got my period during it and that was super awkward and embarrassing, and i was so embarrassing that i hid in the bathroom for 20 minutes and he was like “yo its okay jen” and its still awkward when i think about it.

tell me about a funny story or something  Lol, okay. this story is like 4 years old but whatever. so i was in grade 10 at the time and I went to this Youth Conference with my youth group from church. So my best friend was with me and we were at the concerts and stuff, and she had to use the washroom but she didn’t want to go alone so i went with her. So I use the stall next to hers but I come out way before she does. I am washing my hands and she comes up to me and washes her hands super quick turns to me and says we need to get the hell out of here, and before we run out this girl comes out of the stall that i was in and my friend turns to her and says “ Im so sorry i thought you were my friend” and im like what....so we leave quickly and she tells me. so basically This girl was wearing the same shoes as me and same colour pants as me, and my friend thought it was me so she grabbed the girls leg from under the stall and the girl was like “wtf???!” and so she thought that girl was me, and i honestly can’t stop laughing whenever i think of this because its just something that she would do. I never let her forget.

tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song  My fav band is Of Monsters and Men. They are from Iceland, and they sing different songs. They have a unique sound too. I love every song they produce.

tell me about your favourite meme  I can’t just pick one..

tell me about your favourite fic  I dont read fanfiction really.

tell me a secret ;)  um. when i was 18 i almost banged some 34 year old because I was stupid and actually thought he liked me LOL. Thank god i got rid of him. LOL i still laugh at my stupidity 

tell me a lame joke/bad pick-up line are you a astronaut cus your ass is out of this world.

tell me about your favourite tumblr user(s)  I don’t really have a FAV..i love all my mutuals.. 

tell me about your least favourite tumblr user(s)  I only dislike people who are super self righteous..who think they are always right.. who give out false info..especially people who use their followers for money..etc

tell me what you’re thinking about  just life.

confess your sins  I sometimes lie a lot but thats usually just to get out of shit LOL rant about stuff!!!  Not really a rant. But i super duper hate it when people leave you on “read” idk its super annoying. Like if you cant talk just say youll talk to me when youre off work/etc but i hate it when they have no excuse. Im fine if its a few minutes or whatever but when they just dont reply especially if im asking a question it just gets so fucking annoying. If i know youre busy its differen’t. But idk i just wish people would just tell me they wouldnt be texting that much a certain day or at leas jjust reply something quick. it takes 2 seconds..

let’s talk about the sex because sex ed isn’t talked about enough  dont have sex until you know you could handle a child. 

talk to me about astrology stuff!!!  I dont know anything about that stuff.  talk to me about aliens!!!  why havent the aliens taken me..yet..