total obama island: prompt: “give up haggling with fate, friend / this transaction’s at an end”
Eidan Pucci, Ultimate Astrologist | Pulled By The Stars [BOT]: [him vibes! he’s just stopped trying to fight fate, given up on ambition if all of it is both a) fated to fall apart and b) just going to hurt people in the process. Bargining with your future’s a dead end, and the world around him’s just full of such transactions trying to delay the inevitable.]
Xiuliang Guang, Ult. Graffiti Artist | Paint This Town Red [BOT]:[Needs to sleep in the pitch dark. She can’t sleep if there’s light anymore.][She used to be able to sleep literally anywhere: Couple weeks being a political prisoner and having bright lights on 24/7 does that to a bitch.]
Annabel ‘Anna’ LePoint, Ultimate Weapons Expert | Standby, Sell, Survive [BOT]: [Luckily, she also likes the pitch dark.]
total obama island: [replying to Eidan Pucci] this is a very good response but now I get to tell you that the prompt is from a YTP where morshu is spamton from deltarune
very angry holy pigeon:hdjdjfuck
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Whoever cast Echidna as a PTA mom was so right for that
Mother of all monsters? Yeah, I’ll bet her kid is the absolute worst
and she knows it
It’s giving “how dare you accuse my child of such a thing. We do so much for this school and this is what we get?”
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Ares saying he hates his own kids and the worst day of the year is when they visit him makes my heart break for Clarisse more. Clarisse fights so hard for scraps of her father’s attention and Ares sees her as just another nuisance. He doesn’t care about her unless she’s able to serve him. But Clarisse (like Annabeth) thinks she just has to work harder for him to love her. In her mind, it’s all her fault. Which is why she is so angry when little punk Percy strolls in at twelve years old, no training and unclaimed, and immediately defeats the minotaur. In three days hes already got the gods attention and his father claimed him. Of course she’s angry.
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Something about Joel wanting to help break Jimmy’s curse in Limited Life, but just missed the opportunity-
And Lizzie accidentally breaking Jimmy’s curse in Secret Life when she fell into the void-
And how all three are going down in SOS, graves side by side, the three timers over their graves ticking down each second in unison-
Knowing and accepting that no one will revive them. The canary is no longer alone.
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On a totally serious op
Ghost: *In sniper position* "If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?"
Soap: "Are you serious right now?"
Ghost: "No, I'm Ghost"
Soap: "I will kill you"
Ghost: "Do it pansy"
Soap: "I will force you into therapy"
Ghost: "Damn ok, no jokes today, got it."
5 minutes later
Soap: "...What do you call a painting of missiles?"
Ghost: "I thought we were going to therapy"
Soap: "Just answer the question"
Ghost: "Well, I don't know. What?"
Soap: "Art-illery"
Ghost: *has to lay his head down to not laugh.*
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