#THE TANK IS CLEAN

[lghtyear]

it’s morning , everyone ! todays the day !

[bobasisters]

VOLUME 9 TRAILER TODAY

[sweetbrei]

TODAY IS THE DAY. I REPEAT TODAY IS THE DAY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT DAY!

AHHHHHHHH

I'm fine it's fine. I'm totally not so excited I can't focus on anything else.

NOT EVEN THE CHRONIC PAIN CAN STOP ME TODAY

[takethistoyourstardust]

feeling like that fuckin. finding nemo starfish.

[joyxande]

I 😁🥰 woke up in a great mood. The sun is shining & the tank is clean 🧼

🌙 RN: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[unbelievablyhappy]

woke up to the worst fucking news but still somehow in a good mood this mornin

[mod2amaryllis]

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

[elleon-the-mediocre]

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to recreate the feeling of a teacher telling us we could have class outside because it’s so nice out, I stg I graduated college in 2012 and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

[lizardliker99]

Contained

[j-ussy]

[blighted-lights]

@novafire-is-thinking gave me the idea of glit hanging out on pharma's engine nozzle and i decided to draw it <3

pharma is SO hard to draw for no reason, forgive me. this is pre-war so i wanted to make pharma look a bit softer but i think it backfired 😔. anyways will b drawing much more of these two soon, i think of them so much.

[merakiui]

Oooh Azul created in the lab…the potential…but what if you were just a lowly cleaner? He hides out of sight when you come into the lab to clean. There’s tons of barriers between the two of you, but he can see and hear you through the glass wall, and he likes hearing you hum to yourself, or twirl around with the mop.

You think there’s nothing in there because he’s so good at hiding. Maybe he witnessed your superiors push you around and feels he’s found a kindred spirit. And maybe the two of you do meet (a la Shape of Water) and you’re initially frightened but Azul is so gentle and patient with you that you strike up an odd friendship, using your time spent cleaning the lab to communicate with him instead. Dear little tako will latch on to the one person who treats him so kindly

Omg yes!!!! Maybe Azul is weak to bright lights, so he hides in the shadows to avoid the harshness of light. His enclosure is kept shrouded in darkness so that he can live in a semi-comfortable habitat. Azul who gives off a natural bioluminescence, but you just assume the soft blue-purple glow is from the lab equipment and machinery. You're too busy cleaning to notice the glowing eyes following you through the room.

AAAAA Shape of Water meeting....... orz orz placing your hand against the glass and a tentacle meets yours on the other side, suckers affixing to the smooth surface...... slowly but surely becoming friends when you realize he's not so frightening and Azul knows you're not like the other humans who keep him trapped here. You're kind and empathetic, and you have such a sweet smile. >w< he's so attached to you.

Maybe it's one of those lab monstrosities where his DNA is mixed with that of an octopus, and so he has the intelligence and boneless flexibility of an octopus (among other assets). Hehe tako who manages to escape his enclosure somehow to meet with you when you're scheduled to clean the lab and he's so excited because now there's no glass barrier separating the two of you. :D tl;dr - he explores your body in very nsfw ways because innocent curiosity is definitely leading him down the r18 road.

[cod-dump]

Nik: Would you date Graves?

Price: I’d only date him so I could steal his money and leave him ruined

Nik: I’d date him to just ruin him

Price: God, Nik-

(Later)

Price: Nik…

Nik: Hmm?

Price: I think I just want to ruin him now

Nik: Oh? What changed?

Price, who had just watched Graves dance around in shorts while washing a tank with a bunch of Shadows: I just… thought about it

[archangeldyke-all]

Ooo wait wait wait do you think sevika fishes??

YES I DO! lets talk about it hehee

men and minors dni

i was actually considering making sevika a fisher instead of a miner in the childhood friends fic! i think she would just love it-- any kind of fishing.

zaun is surrounded by water, and it seems like a majority of the food eaten in the under city is some kind of seafood! i think it would make sense that at some point, sevika learned how to fish-- even if it was just to feed herself.

(i like to think that as a kid, she was out avoiding her dad at home, loitering around the docks and looking for trouble to get in. one of the old fisher ladies noticed her, and offered to take her out on the water for a day of fishing in exchange for dinner. sevika begrudgingly agrees, and has to force herself to keep up her grumpy teenage emo act when she finally gets on the water and realizes how nice and peaceful and fun fishing is. and after that, it becomes a daily thing.)

i think in a modern au she's just a hobby fisher. she goes out to local ponds or streams, sets up a little chair, and holds her pole in her lap for the afternoon, waiting for a bite, enjoying the fresh air, drinking a cold beer and smoking a joint.

on occasion, she'll go out with vander on his boat-- the two of them spend hours laughing and chatting and sitting quietly on the water, then they come home with enough food for a big fish fry in vander's back yard.

i could also see her doing it professionally, though-- sevika all dressed up in her rubber boots and life jacket, hauling in nets of fish or cages of crabs and lobster, haggling prices with the local markets-- i think she'd love it.

idk something about the open water, the strength it takes to pull in a catch, the satisfaction of catching her own dinner-- it just seems like something she'd love!!

imagine getting a text from her when she's out on the water, a picture of some random fish, followed by a paragraph of her gushing about what a rare kind of fish it is, and how it's so strange that she caught it this season, and isn't it so beautiful, and that she gave it a sardine to eat before letting it go again.

sevika refuses to gloat about her big catches though, she gets all shy and giggly when she pulls in a giant tuna or catfish. you usually have to threaten her to get a good picture of her holding up her catch, but she obliges in the end.

you don't show the pictures to many people, you keep them to yourself for when you really need a pick me up, and need to see your wife's sweet little proud smile.

you do buy your wife a bunch of fishing gifts, though. 'women love me, fish fear me' hats, one of those singing animatronic fish to hang on the wall, books about the fish in your local waters, new equipment-- she adores all of it. it's so cute.

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[wtftaylr]

careful sadie, borous will tell klein on you and then oooOooOOOO you're gonna be in SOooO much trouble !!!!!!!

[fibrespace]

My grandma's kenmore sewing machine from 1971 performs better than my new babylock in every way but at least the babylock has... *checks notes* a drop-in bobbin that jams up half of the time and an automatic thread cutter that works properly only when the winds are blowing eastward 🙄