#THE POOR GUY 😭😭😭😭😭

[smilesrobotlover]

Did you know that in an earlier version of Twilight Princess you have to steal the Ordon Sword from Rusl by pouncing on him from behind?

Unused Dialogue from Midna:

That guy has a sword, doesn't he? Just steal it from him!

Watch him closely. If he lets his guard down even for a moment, pounce on him from behind!

Oh, don't worry! He'll be just fine. You jumping up on a guy isn't going to do him any harm!

Hey! What are you doing picking on some poor injured guy?

You just have to watch him carefully. As soon as he lets his guard down, you have to pounce!

Just pounce on him from behind and swipe that sword!

(From the Cutting Room Floor Website)

There are even three unused animations that use Rusl's injured model! You can find them by searching "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess/Unused NPC Animations".

OH MY GOSH??????

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[quy-twwo]

the voice told me to

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[madabapf]

Macaque: *drinking from a bottle of wine*

Wukong: Can I try some?

Macaque: *smirks* sure *drinks from the bottle*

Wukong: *confused* Um... so can I have some or...

Macaque: *Holds out a finger to him signaling him to wait as he gulps down more of the bottle*

Wukong: *still confused*

Macaque: *stops drinking from the bottle with the wine in his mouth. He then grabs Wukong by the cheeks and pulls him into a kiss*

Wukong: *His eyes widen in suprise at first, but then slowly closes them as he melts into the kiss and kisses him back with just as much passion.*

trying to get a smooching scene outta me early now, are we? tsk tsk tsk gotta be a bit more patient young padawan /lh

[sunnyuyu]

My shaylaaa 😭😭 KSHSKJSJS

[0vergrowngraveyard]

lil bro is about to kill this guy

[coirinthyurilo]

Headcanon that Will is the mom who throws the legendary slipper across the room with deadly accuracy and it scares the shit out of campers. Even his scary boyfriend.

He was raised by a single southern mother, and considering he's caring for the entire camp— the mother inside of him rages.

Even Nico is wary of him when he's in a bad mood.

Getting sent back to the past when he was chased around with a slipper by his mother back in the 30s..

Just because Nico's his boyfriend does NOT mean he escapes the fate of the flip flop. 😬

It would also be a good tactic to get Nico to stand down whenever Will says so. Considering in TSATS Will glares at him when Nico mocks him with Small Bob.

ONE LOOK from Will is enough to have Nico folding. 😭🙏

Just IMAGINE. Nico is getting on Will's nerves form across the infirmary and all Will does is pull out the flip flop and Nico cowers back and stops pushing his buttons.

Will: "Nico. This is the THIRD TIME this week that you've shadow-traveled."

Nico:

Will: "I've told you time and time again— to STOP shadow-traveling because it DRAINS you."

Nico: "Will. You are not the boss of me, I am the GHOST KING. You can't tell me what to—"

Will: *Pulls out flip flop.*

Nico: "Actually on second thought? You are the boss of me. Deepest apologies, amore."

A camper who just wanted to get his broken arm fixed: "What the fuck—"

THIS IS WHY you don't fuck with a healer running on two hours of sleep, two pounds of caffeine, ibuprofen and is on his LAST thread of patience. (And especially wearing flipflops. Watch out for that one.)

[chalpurnia]

Lupin III part 2 — Ep.138

[burnt-venus]

Prayers for his crotch 🙏

[kingkatsuki]

Do your blorbos ever look at each other inside your blorbo mansion and wonder “what the fuck is that guy doing here?”

[arcticterrors]

The difference makes me SICK

[bull3t-f0r-my-v4lentine]

false alarm (???)

[themintman]

I'm so sorry to everyone who followed me for Minecraft stuff but we are taking a small detour ☝️

Also this stupid comic (original by unpeeledhuman I believe 😋😋)

[prontaentrega]

I hate this fucking post. Poor people have always existed and it was not this guys fucking dad with his own house and two cars. There was always people living in the street or struggling to make rent or living in "today's" poverty conditions

[bluebxrry-seal]

absolute crime chris didn't name lost and found

LIKE COME ON BRO LOOK AT HOW SAD HE WAS WHEN HE COULDNT FIND HER 😭😭