#THE LEETOL IS HERE

[vulpixisananimal]

[A:4 C:66.2] [Alex] |Jasmine|

“Ploughman Ploughman, Plough me a field. Turn me an acre of laaaaand!” |Thunk goes the shovel and thwup goes the dirt.| “Ploughman Ploughman, Harrow the ground. Drill in the seed and roll it down.”

|Dead garden? Nuh uh!! This garden wasn’t dead n’till you said so!!! You thunk your shovel into the ground and thwup it to the side.| “For the year will turn And the spring come round And the seeeeeed wiiiiiiill grooooooow!”

“What’re you doing?” |You turn around, Bonbon was there! Yay!|

“Hi Bonbon!!” |You smile big and wide and wave at them excitedly.| “‘M working on the garden!!”

“Don’t call me Bonbon!” |They pouted and crossed their arms.| “Only Nille ‘n Bell ‘n stuff get to call me that.”

“Okay!” |You say, undeterred.| “Wanna dig in the dirt?”

|Bonnie looked at you confused, then squinted.| “Maybe. What’s in it for me?”

“Worms!!!” |You say way too excitedly. You drop your shovel and go to your bucket of gardening tools and dig around| “Wanna see me summon a buncha worms at once?!?”

“. . . Why would I want worms?” |Bonnie walks next to you.|

“Worm pie!”

“. . . Worm pie?”

“Worm pie!!!!”

|You get out two sticks, one of them was longer and ribbed.| “Look at! This!!” |You stick the stick deep in the ground, then start rubbing it up and down with the other stick.|

“. . . . . . .”

“. . . . . You look weird-”

“Shh! Shh!!” |You keep it up, and eventually, like magic, worms started poking up from the ground.|

“WOOOOOOOORMS!!!!”

“WOAH!! WORMS!!!”

“What’s this about worms?” |You look over at the house and Nille was coming out the front.| “Woah. That’s a lotta worms.”

“I know right!!!” |You said with sparkles in your eyes.| “It’s so cool!!!”

“Why’d you want so many crabbing worms anyway.” |Bonnie mumbled.|

“Cause all those batty little worms are the beeeest thing for a garden!” |You giggled happily and picked up a few of the worms and spread them across the garden box you were planting in.|

“Huh.” |Nille rubbed her chin, then put a hand on her hip.| “. . . So! What’s your name?”

|You sink down into your shoulders and look down awkwardly.| “Uhm. . . ‘S Jasmine.”

“Well, Jas, mind if I call you Jas? How do ya like the garden box? I saw the old one was broken so I put together a new one for ya.”

“THAT WAS YOU???” |You exclaim, head snapping up, flapping your hands excitedly.| “Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!! It felt really sturdy and nice and mmmmmm!!!” 

“Woah careful, I think if I get you any more excited you’ll explode.” |Nille patted you on the back.| 

“NO!!!!” 

“Yep!” |Nille laughed.| “Ba-boom! And there goes Jazzy!”

“NOOOOOOO!!!!!”

“. . Snrk-gHAHAAHHAAHA!!!” |Bonnie cracked up into a laugh and punched Nille.| “CRABFACE!! You can’t explode like that!!!”

“Language.” |Nille retorted.| “And you totally can-”

“BATFACE!!!”

“Hey!! Language!”

“CRABFACE!!”

“BATFACE!!!”

“CRABFACE!!!!”

“BATFACE!!!!”

“Oh Change you’ve multiplied.” |Nille rubs her temples, but was smiling.| “. . Hey wait, why bats?”

“OH!!!” |You scrunch your face up, thinking.| “. . . Its, uhm, uhm, it’s ‘cause bats eat bugs!! And eat a lotta moths! And moths are important ‘cause of, uhm, uhm. . .”

“‘Cause moths are dreamy’s?” |Bonnie suggests.| 

“YEAH!!! Moths are Dreaming and Shining ones messengers!!” |You nod excitedly.| “Start living life asa caterpillar, go into a pupa so you’re not anything, then c’mout asa moth to send messages! ‘N then die, sending messages back to Shining and Dreaming, and then come back!”

“Woooooah!” |Bonnie looked invested.| “Is that why moths are so dumb?”

“Bonbon!!” 

“WHAT?!? IT’S A FAIR QUESTION!!!”

“Mhm mhm mhm!!” |You stomp back over to the garden as you talk.| “Lotta moths uhm, get attracted to light!! ‘Cause that’s the fastest way ‘t get back!”

“. . . Oh.” |Bonnie's expression drops. They look away, sad.| “So like ‘Frin.”

“O-oh-” |Nille bites her lip, and kneels down next to Bonnie.|

|There’s an awkward silence for a few seconds. Bonnie crossed their arms and looked away, Nille stood by them, you stood at the garden, awkwardly. You didn’t want to make Bonbon feel bad, you like Bonbon! You like them a lot! Uhm, what do you do when you’re sad. . ?|

“. . . Wanna plant some tubers with me?” |You ask, smiling softly.|

|Bonnie glances at you, then away, pauses, takes a deep breath, and nods.| “Okay.”

|You beamed. Happily digging out a spare set of gloves and trowel for Bonnie as they stomped over and kneeled down. Nille ducked inside for a moment while you and Bonnie got to work.|

|Bonnie stabbed the dirt.| “. . . You can keep singing that song. Or, whatever it was.”

“Huh? Okay!” |You nod, and join in on the stabbing.| “‘S a song about a miller!”

|You smiled big and wide as you cleared away the last of the weeds and dead plants. Nille came back out with two big covered mugs of cocoa for the two of you.|

“Shine the sun and rain the rain, Fall the shivery snooow!! Frost and hail and wind again. As the yeeeear wiiiiiill goooo!!!”

|You feel very happy!|

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!

[greenerteacups]

Hi GT,

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but I absolutely love the recs you've given (you've introduced me to tomione, and I love it!) and I was wondering if it's possible to give you some recs in return? There are some books and fics that definitely have dramione / got vibes, and I was wondering if I could share them with you!

So glad you've enjoyed them! Feel free to rec me anything you want. I've read most of the classic recs in terms of fic and adjacent content (Cruel Prince et al), but I'll try anything that's well-written. My tastes run towards weird and/or audaciously creative stuff, and I can forgive a lot of weaknesses in plot on the grounds of (1) ambition or (2) character work. My turnoffs are instalove, protagonists who can't fail, and most Y/A (I'm not a hater, I swear, I just need characters who can say "fuck" when their leg gets chopped off.)

I'm also a fan of weird and fucked-up dynamics.(Wuthering Heights was my favorite book for a while, and as a teenager I wrote an AU in which the book ends on a long sex scene where Heathcliff fucks Cathy's ghost and then immediately gets murdered by Catherine 2.) Obviously, I am very normal.

[lankylunatic]

Small doodle to do with something from an rp with a friend :3 I gave himb sharp teef becaues nobody can stop me doing so The extend outward when he opens his mouth wide enough, ie. a yawn :3c He just an eepy deepy plant boi

[haledamage]

some swtor babes in that new picrew, I love it a whole lot and will probably make some more

Arcann/Qora | Torian/Kade

Theron/Marii | Bonus: Tragen/Marii :3

(Tragen, as always, belongs to @queen-scribbles. I can't take credit for how pretty he is)

[kitschykricket]

[Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Leviathan]

[Lucifer and Belphegor]

[luvstruckmutt]

sighh sorry for making more art of sam giving aer flowers kicks rock down the street

[momi4567]

*falls down a flight of stairs*

[soliddaddy96]

(said with unshed tears in eyes) miss me with that gay shit

[mistergoddess]

i cannot lie i used to also get the usamerican knee jerk reaction, not in that fucking cringe of a way, but yeah the "how dare you point out i don't know something don't you know how SUPER EVIL america is, i can't help that i was brought up under these UNIQUELY MESSED UP conditions and i can't be blamed for not knowing anything" type shit, and it took someone important being like hey literal refugees and people in warzones and dictatorships who certainly didn't have the most reliable access to education still go out of their way to learn about the world and how things work and don't make excuses so like... it's not really very Good to claim the only way you could ever know or learn things is by having some fabulous proper education and that america just has the CRAAAZIEST WORST EDUCATION IN THE WORLD so therefore you shouldn't be expected to know anything.

and they were right! and once you start being like huh yeah i need to make SOME effort to learn more about the world and not make excuses for not ever bothering to try, you cringe EXTREMELY hard at ur past self for ever doing all that blabbering and american self centered justification.

you don't have to be perfect! it's not just that the us's school system simply doesn't teach you Information, it's that the american culture at large actively teaches you to not care and not want to learn. we are very strongly socially conditioned to be VERY sheltered and self interested and self pitying and exceptionalist and not care about or appreciate the gravity of what goes on everywhere else in the world... and that is very intentional because the usa has a fucking horrible history and a horrible present and the people doing the terrible things with their power don't want you to realize this is all wrong and go hey maybe we need to not do all that :)

and once you've rubbed two brain cells together long enough to be like actually i should learn a thing or two about geography or history or politics or other cultures, or frankly even just how to function well as an adult in your OWN society and understand stuff about like money and your rights and maintaining your life! and pushed past the deeply internalized alarm bells of "waaah that makes me uncomfy and i've been taught to avoid everything that makes me uncomfy and that's why i love being blissfully ignorant and consuming and getting instant gratification," that conditioning is a genuine hurdle you have to overcome in your quest to actually figure out what the fuck is going on in the world, like your brain is going to want to stop. which is why it's so important to make yourself overcome that and i PROMISE our monkey brains LOVE curiosity and learning shit and even if you are not very inclined to be interested in politics or ~super depressing history >_<~ and have a hard time understanding particularly dense things that you've never been exposed to, you will nevertheless find that once you start exposing yourself to more of your natural born Curiosity and the Desire To Learn you will find shit FASCINATING that you never thought you could.

nobody is telling you you have to force yourself to sit down and read textbooks and essays front to back until you perfectly know everything there is to know about these topics. that isn't necessary to just. like. TRY. actually pay attention when you see current events come up, think about it and if something seems vague or confusing in your understanding of it, look it up. pay attention to who says what about it and why they might say that. pay attention to the cultures and demographics around you and see if you can learn a thing or two about that, try to learn how to pronounce things properly and don't be annoying about it if you mess up. look up the history of your town, your region, your state, look up the phrases you use and see where they come from, if you see a name or term you don't know look it up. watch silly youtube videos about this stuff (and take it with a grain of salt because it's the internet, look it up and see what some other sources say). do what i did and play online map quizzes until your geography is passable (it's extremely quick and easy and fun and even if you don't memorize every single country flawlessly you will still improve your general geographical understanding by CRAZY amounts and stop embarrassing the fuck out of yourself every time you've never even heard of a rather large country)

and if nothing else be self aware and upfront about the gaps in your knowledge and don't go into that weird icky defensive mode sooo many usamericans do when we're confronted with the fact that yeah our schooling is famously not good and yeah our culture actively brainwashes us to only think about burger and big soda and blorbos but like you're an adult with some amount of agency living in incredibly privileged conditions with access to everything you could want to know about the world SO easily and you don't even have to worry about bombs falling on your head distracting you from doing it so maybe you have a duty as a creature with conscious thought living in a very big and complex world to use your gift of conscious thought a little bit and learn about that big big world

[faroresson]

All these posts about how threatening the president is a felony is so funny to me like right. This is the usa website most of my friends are in the usa

[spacedoutwitch]

Brain is getting better, but my body is Mad, so I am gonna catch up.... when I catch up! Thanks for your patience!

[shepscapades]

WRITING THIS MESSAGE MADE ME HIT MY TIME LIMIT ON TUMBLR - ALSO IT AINT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET HERE BUT TRICK OR TREAT!! 🍭🍬🍫

LISTEN I HAVE PLANS THIS EVENING SO I HAD TO GET AN EARLY START <3 but treat :3… er, maybe this is more like trick but… leetol 3rd life ren for u :3

[blorbologist]

LOOK, if they can make 'darling take off the mask' even more sexy, they can probably let Essek indulge in a lil fancy dunamamcy. As a treat. Exposition, even.

imagine esseks cool spells animated. god i wish he had cast dark star at some point in the campaign bc you KNOW that animation would FUCK

[heartfullofleeches]

Ive become such a big fan of your writing and of so many of your ocs!! Incredibly down bad for several beans i wanna give em all a leetol forehead smooch

Heres some silly questions!

- for gemini/gemi , how would they react to havin a short lover ;v; imagining the size difference kills me!!

- BALLPIT ELDRITCH GOD AAA, i wanna give all their hands highfives!!! Would they be down for silly hand games ?( like rock paper scissors!)

- For Cholly! If they ever became the equivalent of a sexy tumblrman..whats their reaction?

Thank you again for your amazing writing!! I hope u have a good day!!! 💜💝💜

Gemi/Gemini: Unless they're a supernatural entity themselves, the twins' darling will always be shorted with how big they are expect for human form where they're somewhere over 6 ft. To answer your question - they love it. All Gemini thinks about is drowning you in kisses and carrying you around like the doll you are to them - but fears hurting you and also wants to somewhat respect your personal space. With Gemi, you never leave their arms and they will get pouty if you try to get around without them.

Both love making outfits for you, and they always fall in love all over again seeing you nestled in their feathers in bed or whenever they're taking a break from a long day at the lab

Ball pit entity: They would be delighted! Anything that's gets you to stay longer and interact with them is their new favorite passtime, but games are always so fun. I imagine a silly scenario where you battle from all at once and they'd either all lose to make you happy or win if the prize was getting you to stick around even longer

Cholly: Like some real life celebrities, they'd be deeply flattered, but try not to pay too much mind as they're already happily married to the love of their live if they had a darling beforehand. If their darling was one of these fans Cholly would sit on your bed, kicking their feet, reading aloud every little thing you've posted about them or reenacting scenes from fics/art you've posted or reblogged.

Reboot Cholly is pretty much the same, but that cocky brat will drop not so subtle hints to fans. -

"I'm glad you think I'm attractive. That's something you - and my even hotter spouse have in common."

[just-a-floofy-catt]

So uh

NEW OBSESSION:

UNDERTALE YELLOW✨️

I am literally obsessed w this game rn

Particularly Starlo

Hes now in my silly man collection :3

Ive been practicing drawing him and making loads of appearance headcanons to figure out how im gonna draw him lmao

Heres some lil doodles i did on the side whilst doing that XD

This ones my favourite lmao

Drew him without his hat first to get his headshape down

First doodle i did w his hat

Leetol farmor :)

I made him to a cat boy and also gave him fake nails lmao

I thought itd be cool if he had a forked tounge so i drafted some ideas :3

(Also before anyone tries to call me out on how 'he used to have braces so the tooth gap wouldnt make sense' I AM FULLY AWARE HE HAD BRACES 😭 but i saw other people drawing him like this and i liked it so thats how im drawing him now and idc. And ig its kinda funny cus its ironic and theres probably a way to headcanon it into making sense too XD)

The pacifist ending made me cry the most ive ever cried in my life at a piece of media

I didnt know it was possible to cry so hard and smile so wide at the same time cus like, i was happy for everyone getting some semblance of a happy ending in the credits BUT IT WAS ALSO REALLY FUCKING BITTERSWEET 🥲

I love this game so much lmao

Im now in love with a goshdarn cowboy sheriff and like a ship called fucking corn yaoi

What is my life rn 💀

(Sidenote, anyone who sees my dca content alot, dw I STILL LOVE THEM im just a lil obsessed w Star at the moment XD)