#THE LAST ONE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE (aside from the tattoos one!) I JUST KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE MOST CHAOTIC THE CAMERAS HAVE EVER SEEN TH

[ranhaitanisgf]

Congrats on 5k! For the event may I request fluff hcs for "Cafe love" & "sneaking out to go on a date" with Mikey please? Maybe with Mikey crushing on a classmate that works at her family's cafe that he frequents? Thank you!

—manjiro [mikey] sano // cafe love // sneaking out to go on a date

☆ ˎˊ˗ me when i didnt read the req fully and wrote a scenario instead of hcs. erm . my bad yall ..... i hope you will enjoy anyways ! i thought this idea was super cuteeee :D have a nice day everyone xoxo

☆ ˎˊ˗ gn!reader

☆ ˎˊ˗ wc ; 1.3k+

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your shifts have been quite amusing as of late. 

every evening after school, you go to work at your family’s cafe. it wasn’t because it was doing badly; quite the opposite, actually. business had been booming as of late, and you couldn’t be more happy! it was pretty nice that you didn’t have to commute at all, and you were instantly hired, so it was easy money. 

in the last couple of months however, you’d noticed that you had quite the frequent regular. 

a boy from your class; manjiro sano. everybody calls him mikey, (you’re not exactly sure why) and you haven't spoken a single word to him in your life outside of taking his order every time he comes in. he would usually come in with friends, though the frequent one was a very tall boy with a dragon tattoo, (you couldn’t tell if he was your age or thirty years old). there were other times he would come in by himself, and neither of you every spoke outside of the typical ordering conversation. 

despite this fact, you always looked forward to seeing him come in. of course, you already knew all the rumors about him, but they never really crossed your mind. in your own mind, you just saw him as the cute boy who frequents your family’s cafe, which was enough for you to slowly develop a bit of a crush on him. 

it wasn’t like you were in love with him or anything; you were just interested in learning more about him. you could never quite find the chance to talk to him though, which left you to just look forward to taking his order, which was more or less the same kind of interaction every single day. you would’ve gone to talk to him in school, but it was a rare occasion for him to actually show up, which made it even harder. 

well, you guess he’s pretty cute, too. 

but that’s aside from the point!

the bell for the front door rung, the sound pulling you from your thoughts. you quickly finished cleaning up the counter and went to the register, smiling a bit too wide when you saw a familiar face. 

“hi, welcome! how can i help you?” you asked. your smile changed to a more polite, customer service type of smile when you realized that mikey was with a big group of his friends, the boys all snickering behind him as he tried, (and failed) to hush them. 

“hi! uh, can i get the kids meal combo, and…” mikey looked down to you from the menu posted on the wall above you, a bit of a questioning look on his face. “...what’s your favorite kind of cake here?” he asked, caching you a bit off guard. 

“my favorite? uhh…probably the strawberry chiffon cake!” 

“okay, and one of that!” you asked, a smile on his face, (you weren’t sure why he suddenly asked that, but his smile almost distracted you from doing your job). 

“alright! anything else?” mikey shook his head, but stepped aside so that the rest of his friends could order their food. you weren’t sure that you’d ever seen him with such a big group of people, and you weren’t sure if you were just imagining things, but…

…were they all staring at you in a strange way? 

of course, you didn’t say anything, but you could’ve sworn that they all were watching you strangely closely, the same knowing smile on all of their faces. 

it was probably just your imagination. 

when they were finished, they all left to sit down, which then left you to get to work preparing all of their food. you were hoping that they would be a bit patient, given the fact that your coworker for this shift had gone on a lunch break, leaving you to fulfill the order by yourself. 

you finished their food orders rather quickly, leaving you a bit shocked and proud of your accomplishment. when you called out the name for their order, the boys all came up to the counter and grabbed their respective meals, politely thanking you and going back to sit down, (why were they still looking at you like that?). 

the last person to grab his order was mikey, who seemed a bit nervous as he came to pick up his food. his fingers were fiddling with a piece of his hair and he seemed to be mumbling something to himself, and you noticed in the back that all of his friends were staring his way, (very obviously). 

“here is your order! please enjoy!” you said, holding his tray out to him. he grabbed it, freezing for a moment as he seemed to be thinking very intensely about something. suddenly, he took the slice of cake off of his tray, sliding it to you. 

“this…is for you. ‘cause you said it’s your favorite.” he mumbled, his cheeks a pink color as he avoided your gaze. “and! uh…would you want to…go out with me? after you finish working?” he asked, his eyes finally meeting yours. 

you stared at him in surprise for a moment, your eyes moving to look at the cake for a moment before looking back at him. 

“yes! i’ve actually…ahh, so embarrassing!! i’ve been wanting to talk to you, but i never found the right moment…” you admitted, playing with your fingers out of nervousness. 

mikey was about to say something, but he was cut off by the door opening behind you, your coworker coming back in from their lunch break. before either of them could say anything, you spoke, gesturing your coworker to come near you for a moment. 

“hey, do you think you could handle the rest? i don’t think there will be much people after this.” you started to lose hope when you saw their questioning expression. “please! just do me this favor once and i’ll do all the closings for the next month!” when your coworker agreed, you felt relief and excitement, turning back to mikey. 

“let’s go right now!! i know you didn’t eat your food, but my parents will probably tell me to get back to work if they notice i’m not working-oh!” you turned back to your coworker. “by the way, don’t tell my parents, okay? i’ll owe you one!!” 

you turned back to mikey, who was staring at you with wide eyes and his jaw hanging open. your heart pounded in anticipation, wondering if you were maybe going too fast. 

“i mean, uh, it doesn’t have to be-”

“let’s go!!” he interrupted, a sparkle in his eyes. “right now, before anyone notices!” he laughed, looking back to his friends with a thumbs-up. at the hand sign, his friends whooped with joy, all of them congratulating mikey from their table. 

“o-okay! let’s go!” you said, coming out from behind the counter. without a moment to spare, mikey grabbed your arm, looping it around his own as he rushed you to the exit of the store, escaping his friends' sudden questions as they tried to follow. 

“hey, are you good with motorbikes?” he suddenly asked.

“uh, i don’t know, i’ve never ridden on one?” mikey looked at you with a mischievous smile on his face, taking a helmet from one of the (many) motorbikes parked outside. he placed it on your head, sitting himself in the front seat of one of the motorbikes, patting the seat behind him. 

“you wanna try?” 

“uhh…” looking to the side, you noticed your parents behind the counter of the cafe, watching you in shock through the window. you panicked, immediately getting on the back of his motorbike, tightly gripping the edges of the seat. “okay! let’s get out of here!” 

the engine roared to life and mikey put his hands on the handles, revving the bike a bit before taking off, leaving the cafe in the dust. 

you were gonna be so dead when you got home.

[yukidragon]

Hey there, finally figured out how to edit my blog after all these years of inactivity! Anyway, your last ping about Jacktor evading his past as long as possible made me wondering whether there would be instances where our silly lil' guy would accidentally slip out of character. Aside from the canon implications of his "vices", I thought something about music trivia and instrument preferences for my OC route. What else do you think could make him remember his past self in a neutral/good way?

Unfortunately there's a lot about Joseph that we don't know yet. I've done a more thorough deep dive of his childhood and timeline in this previous post.

From what we've learned through his interview with the psyche consultant at the end of the demo, which I transcribed here, Joseph is a man who regrets his past. Things that he once liked - his tattoos - now bring him feelings of shame.

I suspect that the combination of rum syrup, coffee ice cream, and cashews might have been something he liked. Either that or it was associated with a particularly bad memory. If it was something he, as Joseph, enjoyed, it might have caused that negative reaction because of the fact that taste and smell are strongly associated with memory. That specific combination probably brought him back to the past for a moment, when he used to be Joseph. Sometimes certain foods do that, remind us of the times we had it before and for a moment we replay the memories where we experienced that same taste.

If the combination wasn't related to a particularly bad memory and was just the flavor combination Joseph preferred, then his reaction to tasting it is an unfortunate sign. A favorite flavor of food is a positive memory after all. If even positive memories associated with being Joseph cause such a trauma response, then anything that reminds Jack that he was ever Joseph is going to cause a similar reaction, with negative memories resulting in a far worse reaction.

I have a feeling that Jack has associated any sort of positive quality or desire he was capable of seeing in himself as Joseph as being part of the character of Sunny Day Jack. All the negative qualities then get attributed to Joseph. That is probably why remembering being Joseph is so horrifying to Jack. He's clean now. He's Sunny Day Jack, the beloved teacher and star of the SunnyTime Crew Show. Everyone loved him, unlike Joseph...

As an actor, Joseph would've studied his character. Given how Lambswork Productions was pretty rigid about him staying in character during interviews, I suspect that he had to know the character of Sunny Day Jack inside and out - all of the lore including his likes and dislikes.

Now, there would be gaps to this lore. Not every single detail about a character would be given. Actors are expected to bring a piece of themselves into the character to bring them to life. These gaps are where the positive traits about Joseph would go. As long as it doesn't contradict Sunny Day Jack lore, then he could justify it.

For example, ask Sunny Day Jack what his favorite food is, he'll say apples. Joseph, as Jack, better talk about the wonders and health benefits of apples if asked in an interview because that's in character. It doesn't matter if, say, Joseph can't stand apples - that's canon for Sunny Day Jack, so Jack loves apples.

Not that I'm saying that Joseph doesn't like apples of course. That isn't something we know for sure, but I've been thinking about that patreon interview with Jack and the answers he gave in this light lately, as well as the things he says in Sleepy Time Jack.

In a way, Jack has created this headcanon for who Sunny Day Jack is and adapted that persona, rather than whatever was written in the character bible for the show and the rules the studio strictly enforced. That's why we have some contradictions like his sex drive, when a character from a show aimed at little kids in the 80's wouldn't have one. A sex drive isn't something inherently negative, and Jack would know that, but it's not something that could ever be acknowledged publicly due to studio mandate and strict censorship laws when it comes to children's entertainment. Since sexuality is a positive thing, and since Jack experiences sexual attraction, he can come up with a justification for why it's okay that he has it to resolve the cognitive dissonance.

I think that anything positive from his memories that doesn't explicitly bring Jack back to moments where he was Joseph, without a way to deny that fact, will be attributed to Jack. He could even paint over those memories to "remember" them as if he was Jack when he did them if they're not particularly vivid. In a sense, he's gaslighting himself to remember things differently than they actually were.

The human mind is a funny thing. We have the capability of inventing memories that didn't really happen, and altering details in our memories. That's why millions of people remember going to Woodstock after hearing about it even though it's literally impossible for that many people to have gone.

As for specific things Jack would remember positively from his time as Joseph... While we don't know much canonically right now about his likes and dislikes as Joseph, he seems to have enjoyed roller skating, according to this art Sauce drew and posted on their old twitter. Jack seems to still enjoy it in the present day.

Credit as always to Sauce, as well as a reminder to not repost anything posted privately on the Snaccpop Studios patreon.

Now, while development art like this can't be counted as canon until it appears on an official site like the SDJ tumblr or twitter, I can say as an 80's baby that back then skating was everywhere. All the kids did it and almost universally loved it, even if they sucked at it, myself included. I'm totally on board with headcanoning Jack with a love of skating.

I don't think skating brings Jack back to any one specific memory as Joseph like the yogurt flavor combination did. After all, Jack can eat rum syrup, coffee yogurt, and cashews by themselves or two of them together without much of a hassle. It's only that specific combination that I believe sparks a distinct memory where he is unquestionably Joseph. Since the skating doesn't bring him back to a specific vivid memory, he could mentally attribute his love of skating to Jack.

Why, Sunny Day Jack loves to skate! He skated all the time in CloudyTown.

What? There weren't any episodes where Jack skated? Oh, uh... he skated for live shows, yeah! And surely he skated in CloudyTown even if it wasn't in an episode. Not everything showed up in episodes, silly! CloudyTown was a real place where he lived as a real person. Where else would he, Sunny Day Jack, live otherwise?

Ultimately, while I don't think Jack ever directly tells lies to MC, that doesn't mean that he's necessarily telling the truth either. In many ways, Jack is an unreliable narrator. He believes in the lie that he's the character of Sunny Day Jack to the point that it has become his truth.

I think Jack needs time and a lot of positive association with stuff he enjoyed as Joseph that Sunny Day Jack didn't necessarily do to be a bit less defensive about ever being Joseph. In his eyes, Sunny Day Jack is superior to others, which includes his past self as Joseph.

In the "no" route he specifically sees MC's rejection of him as a boyfriend as a failing on his part. He thought he was doing everything right. He resolves himself to do better, to be better. He's desperate to be that ideal that he sees the character of Sunny Day Jack to be.

If Jack is able to see that he doesn't need to be as "perfect" as Sunny Day Jack to be loved and accepted, then I think he'll slowly start to accept the flawed person he truly is. Then and only then will he be able to accept Joseph, even if he won't necessarily choose to go by that name ever again. Maybe he's not that person anymore, and maybe he's grown to be a better person now, but he doesn't have to be ashamed that he used to be that person either.

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[withered-rose-unbreakable-lotus]

Part 2 to the question about an all in visual kei movie (repost)

I know I said that posting the 2nd question would be the last time I terrorize the visual kei tags, but apparently it wasn't even visible through my adding it to the 1st's post's reblogs so I have to repost. NOW is the last time, cause I've had it with how posting works on tumblr at this point.

This is what the 2nd question I had posted under the 1st one was:

Alright this is scary, but I have to ask one more thing, cause power lies in numbers and I really want the collective's opinions. Like I am seriously shaking just trying cause like...I want you all to take this as a joke, but it's no joke for me xD. Please keep taking it as a joke cause it is indeed very ambitious.

If we had the script to at least 1 movie like that...how would you think one could possibly convince all these people work together in such a big project? Money and exposure to a larger crowd aside, I mean, cause some jrockers have money and that isn't much of an appealing reason. This question is mostly for adult fans who've had a few years in their respective fields and know how various businesses work.

It gets crazy as an idea I know, that's why I said take this lightly, but think of the just as crazy possibilities. You might ask "why, what could I possibly get out of this for helping you or throwing ideas, or even knowledge" if you are in the same field...ahm...apart from entertaintment and getting a nostalgia trip and the possibility or reviving bands that gave up because of money (cause some don't give a damn how old they are and neither should you, like, both in your own life and when pointing your fingers on people like them, we only live once, we might as well try to live how we want), well....if you are an artist of any film field you could work with your favorite artists and get precentage of the income. If you aren't an artist, well...I don't know, that's why I said it's crazy. You get to share sth that once or still matters to you with a larger crowd. You get to see "weirdness" being represented in a way that encopasses many types of people that aren't considered minorities per se but still get shat on for what they choose to wear, believe and dream. Cause like who fucking cares if you have piercings, tattoos, if you want to wear crazy clothes, a dress down the street...maybe you want people's individuality to be represented, right? Maybe you too felt pushed aside once cause of this. This is about celebrating that I mean. Being who you are no matter what.

But yeah anyway....ideas? I know btw that some jrockers have said they are into the idea of playing a role in a movie but never had the opportunity and some like the idea of being villains (Ruki and Mahiro Kurosaki being 2 examples (also in case sb wishes to bring up Mahiro's condition, no worries, every single medical condition has been taken into consideration in case this was possible, and he or anyone else agreed.).

I hear you people. All gens in, again. Any ideas, even crazy ones are acceptable. Again if such project was a thing, the bands and artists will get the most out of it. If nth comes to mind, it's ok. The answers to the first question were more than enough for science. ^^

(and yeah this is the last question, i won't be spoiling visual kei and band tags with any more nonsense scenarios after this. The reason I even made a second question was because you guys seemed interested and also because, if I take into considerations which vkei pics I post get the most notes, many of you seem to still want to see sth long gone back, even for just a little, so yeah..i think we get each other one that one. And probably so do they. Who knows.)

[morganlefaye79]

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The Afterlife bar from Cyberpunk 2077 with a fitting Rainmeter skin because I hate it to have many icons on my desktop.

Last song you listened to:

I love to listen to French music, I just hate to speak it myself because:

Ton grammaire est terrible pour une personne qu'elle parle langues germanique normalement!😉

But for this song I especially love the opera voices of both vocalists (male & female) This song is from the album "Les fleurs du mal" which is entirely in French. Although the band being from Sweden.

And if you had any doubt, yes it is metal.

Currently reading:

3 weeks ago I had tickets for a show of a German comedian I liked very much throughout most of my life. I couldn't go because I had my bronchitis and so my partner bought me his book so that I could read it and didn't feel that bad about missing it.

Actually I placed the book aside, his humor didn't age well imo and so I couldn't enjoy it as much as I would have wanted.

Last movie:

I have no idea which one was the last one but it was either "how to train your dragon" Which left me with the urge to buy a toothless plushie. Or "Rurouni Kenshin" which I watched in my youth as an anime.

Last show:

I would have loved to say Cyberpunk Edgerunners, but it was Dragon Age Absolution. Don't get me wrong, I liked Absolution, but I loved Edgerunners, and I'm still salty about Rebecca!

Craving:

Coffee, but it is 3:30 am, so not a very good idea.

What are you wearing right now:

sweatpants and my Sabaton t-shirt.

How tall are you:

I'm rather small. I'm 1,60m which is around 5'3" (I'm too lazy to use a converter right now)

Piercings:

Not anymore, but I had several in my ears (which I could reopen with little effort) and one in my lip which I probably would have to redo. Which will be happen sooner or later.

Tattoos:

None, yet. But I had an idea for one. Maybe I will stop being a chicken and do it 🤣

Glasses? Contacts?

I'm wearing glasses, I would like to have contacts but all opticians I ask say no! I have some very weird eyes apparently

Last drink:

Herbal tea

Last thing you ate:

Sushi for dinner

Favorite color:

purple and orange (black actually but I didn't want to be like that 😏)

Current obsession:

Cyberpunk still

Any pets: My kat Elliott, who is a british shorthair. He turns 19 this year. Old geezer!

Favorite fictional character:

Ugh, why do I need to pick? Pure agony! I go with the poor little meow meows which are for Dragon Age Anders of course, and for Cyberpunk, Kerry Eurodyne.

The last place you traveled:

A city near Hannover (Germany) 2 years ago.

I tag without any pressure:

@retrowondergirl | @thedastrash | @charlatron | @kittynomsdeplume | @kemvee | @a-shakespearean-in-paris | @charmcity-jess | @noire-pandora | @genocidalfetus | @neonbutchery | @wanderingaldecaldo | @wardenrainwall | @ghostoffuturespast | @cinnamon-mey | @jaymber | @gloryride | @honourandsteel |@vox-monstera

Any one else who wants to do this, fell free to do this and tag me.

[lady-of-endless]

hiii! hope you’re doing well!! i was wondering if i could get a match up? preferably w a guy pls

appearance wise: i’m 5’7, so taller for a girl, a little chubby, super pale, i have big freckles all over my face and shoulders, i also have dark circles (that paired with pale skin makes me look a little dead), kind of droopy hazel eyes, black hair, i have both nostrils pierced plus a few different ear piercings, some tattoos, a lot of scars (from surgeries and different things), and i really love alternative fashion so i tend to wear mostly black, but i’m still pretty hyperfeminine when it comes to clothes and makeup and stuff.

other stuff abt me: i’m pretty shy until i get to know someone, i have really bad social anxiety, but then i’m usually pretty goofy. i love making ppl laugh it’s my favorite. i have the sense of humor of a 16 year old boy though (i think fart jokes are so funny). i tend to anger quickly and am generally kind of angsty. i really love horror in any kind of form, but especially movies. i also really love vampires. i’m neurodivergent x3 lol. been through a lot of trauma. i also really love making art and seeing other people’s art. i really love music, specifically alternative rock. i’m kind of a stoner. i’m also a nerd, i like collecting things (coins, antiques, figurines, comic books and manga). i love all animals but especially cats and bats. i’m a crybaby. i tend to show love by teasing ppl but i love being sweet too. i thinks that’s it???

sorry if that’s all over the place! and thank you for doing this <3 i appreciate it so much!

Author's Note: Thank you for your request, dear! You seem so cool omg 😍 Hope you'll enjoy it!

I ship you with...Eustass Kid!

(lovely gif is not mine, please show appreciation to the OP)

- I feel like you two will bond over your sense of humor. You'll get bonus points from him if you joke about Law with him.

- Your relationship will probably go from allies to friends and then lovers. Going from allies to friends will take a lot for him as he's used to trusting only a few people. But the last two stages are extremely close because once he considers you a close friend, he will feel more comfortable around you and understood. And so, he will realize that he feels something more for you.

- Look, I'm going to say it, Kid might check you out on multiple occasions because he thinks you're so neat with the tattoos and piercings and overall aesthetic. Plus, the hyperfeminine vibe is a contrast to his liking.

- The fact that you're a bit shy at times and because you have social anxiety, he will be both your lover and your guard in the sense that he'll absolutely wreck anyone who might put you in a nasty situation. No one messes with you without consequences.

- Kid noticed some hints about your traumas and wants to help. However, he's so damn frustrated that he does not know how. He won't tell you anything, not wanting to make you feel uncomfortable. He's just going to let you know that he will always be there for you if you decide to share your past with him. He has been through a lot as well so he knows how that burden feels.

- Please, playfully tease him for enjoying your sweet kind of affection. You'll get to see such a pretty blush on this man's face.

- You both tend to anger quickly and because of this you can either calm one another down or make a sum out of that anger. He won't get angry at you, knowing about your anxious tendency. However, if you ever decide to put yourself in danger, that's when he'll get angry with you.

- I feel like Kid will not admit that he also collects things and that won't stop him from teasing you about it, playfully of course. Jokes aside, I can see him getting really curious about what you're collecting.

-He also enjoys alternative rock from time to time. The moment he enjoys it the most is when he's fixing something in his workshop and your favorite tunes are playing and he can also hear you humming that song.

- Talking about stuff to do in his workshop, he'll love it to have you close by making art as he, again, is fixing something.

- Horror movies? Count him in. He would propose a marathon with you and his whole crew.

[forestwhisper3]

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As you can see, turtles are still in my brain rent-free.

Last song you listened to: Not counting the instrumental stuff I put on to help me write? YT music says it was Yasashi Kiss by Hitomi Shimatani, but before that, it was Adoro by the Broncos, The Guiding Key by Liz Robinett, Passing Through by Kadan Mackay, Feel it Still by Portugal. The Man, and a remixed version of I Love You Baby by Gloria Gaynor. I also listen to a lot of electro swring and stuff with a good bass beat, as well as jazz and classical.

Currently reading: nothing specific at the moment, just different fanfics, haha. My sister really wants me to start reading one of her favorite series, but I can't ever seem to dredge up the willpower to do it.

Last movie you watched: The whole way through? The Mario movie. I've seen bits and pieces of others since then whenever my mom's watching one, but not the whole thing.

I'm not counting the Rise movie since that's just a permanently open tab on my laptop now.

Craving: Frozen yogurt. Or a bacon avocado cheeseburger. Or steamed buns. Or all of them. It's been a while since I've had them, and I want some.

What are you wearing right now: Stitch pajamas when I started this, but work clothes right now since I'm at work.

How tall are you: 5'3"

Piercings: I guess my ears? Pretty sure one or both of them have closed over by now, though.

Tattoos: None. At most, I've done those fake paper ones that used to come with packs of gum, but nothing permanent. Don't really plan to, either.

Glasses? Contacts?: Both. Since middle school. Used to hate glasses, but now I love them. Only thing I don't like is the poor vision that comes with it, haha. Contacts are for work or trips to places like theme parks where I'm afraid they'll fall off on a ride or something.

Last drink: Water. If we're talking alcoholic...I don't even remember. I'm not a big drinker.

Last thing I ate: Pizza for dinner. And breakfast since I was too lazy to make anything.

I don't even know what toppings were on these but they were delicious.

Last show: TMNT, specifically, "The Real World" from the 03 series. I need my reference video.

Favorite Color: Red and purple. Green is nice too.

Current obsession: I think it's pretty obvious, lol. TMNT.

Unrelated obsession: ... I'm not sure what to put here. Fluffy things? Cute things like penguin stickers? ...Pokémon?

Any pets: 4 cats, 2 dogs, all rescues. We are very much a "You're coming home with me" family.

Crush on anyone?: No one that's real, lol, and my fictional "crushes" are said more as a joke more than anything. Am I opposed to the idea of romance and being in a relationship? Not at all, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to find one or stress out about it either. If it happens, it happens, and if not, that's cool too.

Favorite fictional characters: Now these I have a lot of. Yusuke Urameshi, Yagami Taichi, Gary Oak, Roronoa Zoro (although I love all the strawhats really), Michelangelo (though again, I love pretty much all the ninja turtles), Knuckles, Tails, Professor Layton, Donald Duck, Sora, Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine, Zack Fair, Maes Hughes (and most of the FMAB cast), Luigi, and many more. These are just some of the first ones that come to mind, but it would take too long if I did all of them, lol.

Last place you traveled to: ...What is this traveling you speak of?

Joking aside, probably Tucson, Arizona, to visit my brother. Not counting that? Mexico, but that was ages ago.

Tagging...uh...*checks to see who actually interacts with me on here* @klonoadreams and @eldritchgray I guess?

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My desktop background is this piece of art I commissioned from @dingoat:

It's pretty much been my desktop background since I got it, I'm love it sm.

Last Song Listened To: So Much (for) Stardust by Fall Out Boy. Whoever put that post about Fall Out Boy's new album on my dash, thank you. I've listened to the entire album, it has gotten so stuck in my head I added several songs from it to my shuffle, and it's somehow now spawned a fic playlist.

Last Movie: ...oh god, I think it may have actually been Cocaine Bear?

Craving: Sleeps does sound pretty good, ngl. So Imma steal Deryn's answer.

What are you wearing rn? Super comfy lounge/yoga pants, a tanktop, and a hoodie because I like to keep the house cold, but then bundle up.

How tall are you? 5'4

Piercings: I used to have pierced ears and a navel piercing, but at some point didn't feel like having to deal with it so they've more or less all closed up at this point

Tattoos: Alas, none. Sometimes I want one, but I can never decide what I want to etch on my skin for eternity.

Glasses/contacts: Neither

Last Drink: Coffee. I was going to make a cup of tea, but got distracted with a different brewing method for my new AeroPress (which I had been struggling with getting a good cup out of).

Last Show: Um... let's see, what was the last non-YouTube thing I watched? I think it may have been the Book of Boba Fett finale, so I could finally start watching the new season of Mandalorian

Last thing you ate: A slice of toast from a dill red onion bread I picked up at a festival @kitsonpaws and I went to. It was delightful. As an aside, I have so much bread in my freezer rn

Favorite Color: My color du jour is like this deep, darkish teal. It's so pretty.

Current Obsession: I think it's probably this stupid AU that's decided to take up residence in my brain.

Unrelated Obsession: Honestly that Fall Out Boy album. So many lyrics and melodies keep getting stuck in my head.

Any Pets: A little old lady Alaskan Klee Kai (Meeka), and the one, the only, the man the myth the legend, the Griffin

Do you have a crush on anyone? I don't think I have one at the moment

Favorite Fictional Character: To the surprise of no one, right now it's one disaster spy princess, who stole my heart and my brain several years ago and really hasn't let go yet

Last Place Traveled: Oh goodness, let's not count things around town, I guess that would be up to Dallas last Christmas to see my family

Tagging: Not sure who's done this, so I'll just tag a few names, feel free to ignore @queen-scribbles, @storyknitter, @kitsonpaws, and anyone who wants to tag in :)

[edowardoelric]

thank you for the tag!! @cinammonelles

First ship ever in you life: god it's hard to say for sure but definitely a pbs kids show... i think either matt and inez from cyberchase or sarah and james from liberty's kids but i know i was more into sarah and james lmao

The ultimate three ships: i have my top ships narrowed down to like 8 now i have to narrow it down to 3.... i'll keep it to the ones i actually have tattooed on my body or plan on tattooing. (not the characters themselves but referencing them) also I selected only the ot3 ships since well. i can only choose 3 ships so it seemed fitting. sorikai, yoohankim, love trio. just know there are many more

The first crush (Fictional Character/Fandom): lord i am a lesbian but i must admit it was zuko from atla

Last Song: comet (english version) by YOASOBI

Last Movie: uhmmmm barbie maybe? i don't often watch movies but ended up seeing it at a bachelorette party in august and i don't think i've watched any others since. we'll be watching halloween movies later this month though

Favorite Flower: i don't have a favorite honestly i just think pretty much all of them are nice

Currently Reading (you can add a link): re-reading the inheritance cycle still i think it's been like 3 or so months now lmao. i just today finished the third book and i only have the 4th left. trying to finish in time before the new murtagh book comes out in november. took me a while on the second book since parts of it were boring me 😔 work was extremely hell during a lot of it too. i plan on reading dungeon meshi next once im done

Currently Watching: basically every anime coming out this fall cour it feels like.... at the very least i'm watching 30 of them idk if all will make it through the cut but most are pretty good so far. aside from airing anime my sister and i are slowly making our way through detective conan. we started around july probably and are around 225 😭 my full time job and and her full time school makes for little free time. malcolm in the middle too if she has to work on school and needs an english show

Last thing I wrote- ship/Fandom?: merthur/merlin back in like 2012 or something..... unless the superwholock role-playing i used to do on tumblr came after but im not entirely sure.. i played sam lmao

Currently writing (you can add a link): nothing i haven't written since the above mentioned things

i won't tag anybody but feel free to do it!

[silvertonguc]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN.

what’s your phone wallpaper : a ruth wilson collage my friend made 

last song you listened to : probably ‘all too well’ (10 min version) or ‘don’t blame me’ by taylor swift

currently reading : i just started ‘eleanor oliphant is completely fine’

last movie : i rewatched ‘soul’ yesterday and cried more at the ending than i did the first time...

last show : i watched ‘sweet tooth’ season 2 recently... cutest show ever, excited for the last season!

what are you wearing right now : pjs and a fluffy leopard-print dressing gown bc i’m cold.

how tall are you? : 5'9+ so quite tall

piercings / tattoos? :  i just have my ears pierced, i don’t have any tattoos. too indecisive for that

glasses ? contacts? : no

last thing you ate? : chocolate easter egg i had somehow saved

favorite color(s) : pink

current obsession : not sure that i have just one specific obsession atm, more accurately too many which fight for my brain’s attention. playing piano, painting, astrology, hdm and taylor swift are a few currently, aside from writing.

any pets : two guinea pigs, pantalaimon (pan) and diego :’)

do you have a crush right now?: if my long list of adored, middle-aged, female actors count, then yes. 

favorite fictional character : marisa coulter, lyra belacqua, regina mills, esmé squalor...

last place you traveled : i travelled around the uk quite recently (york, oxford, etc.) the last place abroad i went was the us. planning to travel a bit more this summer (scotland, more of europe...)

tagged by: @toxicmalicex

tagging: anyone who would like to, feel free to tag me as ‘tagged by’ <3

[inwintersolitude]

- November 21st 2022 -

What type of milk do you like to drink? Just regular whole milk or 2% milk, even better if it's from one of the many local dairy farms. I like oat milk too, but I mostly use that in smoothies rather than drinking it.

Do you have a first aid kit at home? Yep, one in the upstairs hall closet and one in each of the cars.

What's the absolute bare minimum in terms of facilities when you're camping? I haven't been camping since I was 18 and I was extremely low-maintenance back then, I would have been fine with zero facilities at all (aside from just the gear I brought with me). Nowadays I don't think I could go camping, I know that sleeping on the ground or even on a cot would give me horrific back/neck pain.

How many places have you lived in your life? 11 different homes (12 if you count when I lived in campus housing). Seven towns/cities, across four states.

Are your parents dog or cat people? Is that different or the same as you? They're definitely dog people. They've never had a cat. I'm not really either a dog person or a cat person, I like parrots the best.

What's your favourite flavour of potato chip? I mildly dislike most potato chips, but barbecue or sour cream and onion are alright.

What's the longest your hair has ever been? How long is it now? It's currently the longest it's ever been. It's almost down to my elbows which is totally insane. I actually don't like it being this freakin long, but I hate going to salons and I tend to procrastinate on giving myself hair cuts.

What video games remind you of your childhood? Super Mario 64, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, Mario Kart 64.

What does your body wash or soap smell like? It has a very faint vanilla scent.

Are there are sounds that bother you on a visceral level? Yep... I have hyperacusis so pretty much any sound that's over 70 decibels (a little louder than conversation level) gives me nerve pain in my inner ears and feels like it's twice as loud as it really is. And it's way worse if it's a high-pitched sound. I wear earplugs or earmuffs on a daily basis, while cooking/washing dishes/going to the store/etc., they're quite literally accessibility aids for me.

What was the last thing you bought online? F10 veterinary disinfectant. I use it to clean my birds' cages/perches/toys/etc.

Name something you always have in your fridge. Milk. I drink tea every morning and always take it with a bit of milk.

Have you ever had to hire a lawyer? Why? Nope.

Have you taken a walk today? Did you see any dogs? Nope, it was like 10 below freezing all day today and I didn't feel like getting all bundled up for a walk.

What vegetable do you really hate? The only vegetable I dislike is cauliflower.

Does your family have any traditions or rituals? Yep, my husband and I have some. We give each other back massages every night before bed, and we go out for ice cream during a snowstorm at least once per winter. Probably some more that I'm forgetting. And also my parents/brother/grandparents and I have traditions from when I was growing up.

If you could learn any language, what would it be? I'd want to get better at French, or learn German.

What was the best thing that happened today? Something that seems minor can still be awesome. Dinner was really delicious.

Have you ever donated money to a charity? Which one? Yep, I make monthly donations to two charities. One is my state's abortion fund, and the other is a charity that helps further women's rights in developing countries.

Did you have a large circle of friends in high school? Not really. I was kind of a floater. I floated around between different groups of friends. I had a more cohesive group of friends when I was in middle school, though.

Would you ever get a matching tattoo with someone? Nope, I've never wanted any tattoos in general.

What are your top 5 favourite bands? Mozart (not a band but I'll still list his works as my favorite of all time), Beethoven (same thing), Pink Floyd, Metallica, Coldplay (but not their recent stuff).

What time do you usually go to sleep? Lmao, lately it's been like 4-5 a.m. But I likely have a circadian rhythm disorder and my body clock is just naturally delayed... it's just a bit TOO delayed lately. I need to try to get back to a 1-2 a.m. bedtime.

Do you have a job? Sort of. I swing trade stocks. I work so little that I have a hard time calling it a real job haha.

What colour are the plates in your kitchen? White with a thin navy band around the edges.

What was the last gift you received? I think it was flowers?

What is your Chinese zodiac animal? I don't know.

Are you inside right now? If you're home, what room of the house are you in? Yep. I'm in the smaller living room that we use as a study.

Are you good at remembering faces? Nope not at all. I have mild face blindness and I won't remember what a person looks like until I've seen them at least several times (unless their appearance is super distinctive, then I'll remember them more quickly).

What will you do after this survey? I might make a cup of chamomile tea.

[cryptidsurveys]

Friday, September 20th, 2024.

When’s the last time you ate bread? I had a hamburger bun with dinner last night. Also, do muffins count as bread? Because I had a bit of a walnut and pistachio muffin as well.

What’s the last movie you watched on your own? I think it was The Atticus Institute, all the way back in 2022. I rarely ever watch movies on my own.

What about the last movie you watched with another person? I went to see Inside Out 2 with my mom a few weeks ago.

How many coats do you own? Two. One maroon and one gray.

What about shoes? One basically retired pair of hiking shoes, a pair of mostly black slip-ons, and another black/laced pair that I haven't worn yet (they're for when the cheap slip-ons inevitably wear out).

One word to describe your most recent ex? Idk.

Where, in your current country, would you like to live, other than where you do now? I would really only consider moving to nearby mountain towns because I don't want to lose my connection to the animal shelter (and various city-based conveniences).

Do you like snow? I love it. I'm a little apprehensive about driving in it (my dad did most of the snow driving last winter because I was still in the beginning stages of relearning), but we'll see how it goes. It's not the daytime driving that worries me most - it's driving home in the dark when it's harder to tell how bad the roads are.

Do you like sheer clothing? No.

Have you ever seen anyone famous in the street? I haven't.

Are you hungry right now? No. I just finished eating breakfast a little bit ago.

Are you regularly tired? I am almost always some level of tired. Any errand or outing aside from the animal shelter makes me feel like a backpacker who just stumbled into town on my bloody foot nubs. ;D

What was the last thing to upset you? Family drama. I wasn't an instigator - it wasn't related to anything I said or did - but I'm inextricably involved because of the nature of the drama. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm going to be in contact with my mom anymore, which is a shame because things seemed to be going in such a positive direction. Also, sorry for being vague, it's just…a lot. I don't want to get into detail and probably never will. Just know that I have sustained Critical Emotional Damage.

How’s the weather been today? It's still early so I don't know how the rest of the day will pan out, but it's currently partly cloudy (or partly sunny according to my computer) and 49*F.

What was the first tattoo you got or what would be the first tattoo you’ll get? My first tattoo was the Eye of Horus on my left shoulder blade.

What was the last store you went into and did you buy anything? Walmart for groceries.

Have you ever been late for school or work? I've never been late for work. As for school…maybe a couple of times?

What is your favorite kind of fruit cobbler? Apple.

Is there a basement in your house? If so, what is it used for? There is. It's mainly used for junk storage and doing laundry.

Have you driven a car today? No.

Do you have a small, medium or large bedroom? It's the master bedroom, so it's fairly spacious.

Where was your first job and how old were you? I guess PDI was technically a job. I don't remember my exact age when I started, but sometime around my mid 20s.

Have you eaten soup this week? I haven't.

Are you a fan of The Office? I've never watched it.

When was the last time you started a new medication? 2018-2019. I tried a few different things within that timeframe, but I'm no longer on any prescribed medications.

What is your favorite type of nut? Cashews or pecans.

Do you know anyone who doesn’t have a middle name? Not that I'm aware of.

Have you put your phone on silent today? It's almost always on silent or vibrate…which is why it's such a wild coincidence that I caught that phone call from my mom yesterday. My dad and I were on the way home from the Mountain Park and I just happened to have it right there in my hand instead of in my bag. Things might have turned out differently if I hadn't picked up. Maybe not in the end (because all roads would have eventually led to Rome), but…lmao. Even though the situation is beyond horrible, I have to laugh or else I'll cry. My mom was apparently having an acute case of "Boomer with a Phone." :')

Can you name all 50 US state capital cities? No.

Do you read John Green novels? I read a few of them when I was younger, but I doubt they would appeal to me now.

Have you ever been to Universal Studios? No.

Can you tie balloons? Usually.

When was the last time you were at a pet store? 2022 when I was doing that work experience thing through DVR. I should go back there sometime… The owner was an absolute hoot.

[sitpwgs]

Hey! I love that pink heart you chose! Unfortunately I didn't end up seeing the movie last night but maybe I will go sometime next week. I haven't really gotten any spoilers but probably wouldn't care anyway. My favorite movies are mostly musicals..like I will watch any musical. That and teen movies are what I would rewatch the most. I watched Schmigadoon/Schmicago recently and I just finished Ted Lasso. Central Park is another musical show that's animated I'm watching. The Summer I Turned Pretty is definitely on my list and also the new season of the Bear. His other show called Shameless used to be one of my favorite shows. I never finished the last season but would still recommend. I will also watch any teen drama..like Gilmore Girls The OC Gossip Girl..I am in the middle of these but it's been years lol. I am not really a horror fan unless it's Stephen King I guess. That's probably my least favorite.

Any surprise song I will be fine with basically. But since you asked me what I would or wouldn't prefer..that would be my answer lol. I know some people like Closure too. I would probably prefer Me and I know some people hate it lol. I guess it's true what people say.. about every song being someone's favorite song and that's what makes it fun..and she still has a lot of songs left too. I know she probably won't play Mary's Song or Renegade but I'm still hoping. It's not something I'm worried about though. I'm sorry you didn't get Foolish One at your show. I'm just so excited for everything..including seeing the costumes and sets. Haha I stopped watching livestreams after the first show but me and my sister still try to guess the surprise songs every night and now this next show we will be there. One time I guessed You all over me cuz of the June lyric and she guessed I Wish You Would and got it right..and the next night she played You All Over Me..and that was the closest we ever got. I think I got I Think He Knows right too. We will probably try not to make any guesses for our show though and I hope I didn't jinx anything lol..unless it's one I really want lol.

yay!! i'm so glad you liked the pink heart i picked! i hope you get to go to barbie soon!! i haven't seen schmicagoon yet but i really want to!! i've heard good things, and it just look so fun! plus i have a soft spot for a lot of the cast. i've never heard of central park, but i just looked it up and it looks super fun. what are some of your favorite musicals? i know you like les mis <3 (i actually had a dream last night about getting a les mis tattoo, which ... may be a sign) i've been meaning to watch the bear for molly gordon, but i've heard everyone hates her character :( i really love molly though, and the plot of the bear sounds really interesting to me, so i think i'll watch it when i'm back from chicago! i never really got fully into gilmore, and never watched the OC but i have fond memories of watching gossip girl with my friends from high school back in the day! i still have very strong gossip girl opinions to this day, for someone who hasn't actually done a proper rewatch since the finale aired. okay but me! would be SO fun acoustic. i've been begging her for that! i just think everyone's opinions on it would change after hearing it on guitar or on a piano. i was telling my friends we need a like "sad girl autumn version" of it. i normally only hop on for surprise song o'clock — i missed a few when i was in europe in may, but aside from that i've managed to hop on for most of them. it helps a lot that i'm over on the west coast, i think! i watched almost the entirety of the first livestream ( i missed parts of lover ), and then for the most part haven't watched livestreams before surprise songs (aside from when we were waiting to see if she'd do anything different for speak now (tv)). and it's okay that i didn't get foolish one; i still had a blast and i can't wait to hear it on a livestream somewhere! i am so bad at guessing things; my friends and i did swiftball at our preparty on saturday and i lost sooooo badly. but a lot of my guesses came true the next day, so i guess i was just early in my predictions haha. you're going to have the BEST time i'm really really excited for you!!! happy thursday! 🤍

[practically-an-x-man]

Flower asks

crocus , tigerlily , cherry blossom , sunflower

thank you!!! you're the best as always <3

crocus— do you have any significant dreams that you remember? what were they about?

This might sound strange, but I've largely trained myself to control or guide my dreams as a tactic to help with my insomnia. Aside from that, I had a recurring dream in childhood where I was in this really old manor, and I got all the way up to the top floor and had to climb through this super tight tunnel (like, squeeze-your-ribs tight) in order to get to the attic, and then there was a hidden alcove up in the attic. I probably got that dream half a dozen distinct times as a kid? but not since then.

tigerlily— do you have any favorite quotes from any movies, tv shows, books, or poetry? (or from people in real life)

I mean, I want to get a tattoo incorporating "Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind" from Spider-Man 2 someday, and another tattoo with Annie Wilkes' monologue from Misery (though that one's more of a joke, less that I like the quote itself and more that it's one of my favorite books)

I also want a tattoo of "By flash and thunder fire, I'll survive" from the lyrics of Seven Seas of Rhye, that's probably my favorite overall quote from anything. Honestly got me through a lot of rough times.

In terms of favorite non-impactful quotes (like just funny ones), I find it hilarious when in movies/tv they reference the actors' other roles, either intentionally or unintentionally. Like for example, there's a scene in MacGyver where they're near Chernobyl, and Jack is cracking jokes about how the radiation will give them all superpowers.... and the quote is "Mac, you'll develop telekinesis, you're practically Professor X as it is." - makes me crack up every time.

cherry blossom— how do you feel about perfume or cologne? do you personally wear it or do you prefer not to?

I think there are some very nice scents out there, and it can be a great thing for a formal occasion (or even just when you want to feel nice). I can't stand when people wear too much, it gives me a headache, but in moderation it can be very nice. I don't usually wear either, though I do have a thing of hard cologne in a scent I like that I'll wear once in a while.

sunflower— in your opinion, what is the best photo on your phone of? (serious or non-serious answers)

Serious: I don't know? I don't take that many pictures, except for my SFX makeup and photos of my pets. I guess I'd say some of the pictures from theatre - there are some that are really artistic, some that just bring back memories, and some that remind me of my friends, so any way you slice it it's nice.

Funny: a video of my dog trying to lick the last vestiges of ice cream from her pup cup XD

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

055 of 2023

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable?

Yeah, my first ex. It was tough.

Be honest: are you clingy?

No, I need my space. But I enjoy other people’s company, as long as I know and trust them.

Have you ever had bronchitis?

I haven’t.

What was the last thing you purchased?

Train ticket to Oostende. I travel a lot recently.

Your most treasured and precious photo? (post or describe)

Probably this one:

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet?

No, and I’ve never been interested.

Have you ever seen any of the Great Lakes?

Never been to the US nor Canada.

Ever swam in a river?

Not swam, but I was in the river.

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke all the way.

Are you afraid of the dentist?

Very much so.

Did you attend Sunday School as a child?

No, there’s no such thing here.

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

No, not even tried.

Have you ever been pulled aside by security at the airport?

Never been at any airport.

Who was the last person you cuddled with?

My husband, but it was two nights ago.

What is your favourite seasonal candy (only available at certain times)?

I’m not a candy person.

Do you know anyone who is fluent in a second tongue?

Yeah, myself. And basically everyone who lives in this area. Our language is Dutch, but we all speak English as well, and many of us also speak French.

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen and who did you watch it with?

I don’t watch movies.

How would you feel if your significant other (or possible partner) told you they dislike having sex, but do so with you to make you happy, even though they personally think it’s a chore?

Well, I am that significant other. Better ask my husband how he feels about it :P but honestly, I’d be relieved if I wasn’t the only ace in my relationship.

What stories are an absolute must read for your children/possible future children?

Not planning any children, thanks.

What are some of your favorite monologues?

What?

What breed was the last dog you saw?

I don’t know, something small, noisy and very annoying.

If a bug is in your car, do you kill it or try to push it out your window?

I just open the window and let it fly out.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it?

Nope, I trust him. I’m allowed to do it, but I feel no need to do so.

Who’s the biggest whore you know?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are?

Younger, even much younger. I’m often being mistaken for a teenager, but I’m actually in my 30s. Maybe if I grown a beard, it’d be different :P but my facial hair is nothing to brag about, honestly.

What is your current status?

Upper working class and married.

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?

Yeah, on the right side.

Have you ever had a life-threatening injury?

Yeah, I suffered brain haemorrhage.

Do you prefer an ocean or pool?

Ocean, hands down. The sea man always returns to the sea.

Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?

I don’t. I should be more considerate.

Do you wish you had an older, protective brother?

Very much so. I’ve always wanted an older brother.

If you could seek revenge on someone would you?

Yeah, but I would use my intelligence to do it.

Would you ever get a tattoo?

I have two. I’d love another one as well.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

We’re married, so what’s the question?

Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else?

Kind of. But it wasn’t anything serious.

Do people ever compliment your eyes?

It’s the most frequent compliment I hear.

Who was the last person you hung out with?

My husband.

Have any of your exes ever given you roses?

No, but they knew I didn’t want it. Nielsje has given me tulips, though. It was very nice.

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you?

I know he does.

Have you text voted for an American Idol?

Wrong continent, sorry.

Have you ever run out of gas?

Almost. We were passing Antwerp and we had to go into the city to look for a petrol station.

Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish?

Fries ate not French, and even though I like fries and I live in a country that is known for them, I’d rather like salad.

Ever been to California? Did you like it?

Never been to the US.

What’s your favorite thing about the town you live in?

Beautiful architecture.

Are you boobs real?

I’m afraid I don’t have any boobs.

What’s the best Valentine’s Day present you’ve ever received?

We don’t celebrate it.

Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time?

I’ve only dated guys who were my long time friends. I can’t do it the other way around, I don’t date strangers.

Which one of your relationships was the shortest?

My first ex, six months.

Which was the longest?

My husband, 5 years and counting.

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you?

Yeah, Nielsje. But we both know it was the only way.

Favorite boy’s name?

Joris.

Name one of your friends’ children:

Davanie and Xavi, if I remember well.

Do you know any twins?

Yeah, I have two coworkers who are twin sisters.

What’s your favorite country song?

I don’t listen to country.

What age did you lose your virginity?

I was 24. Late, but with the right guy.

How far away is the closest Walmart?

Like... the whole Atlantic Ocean apart?

Chick-fil-a, Taco Bell or McDonald’s?

I don’t know the first two, so it’s a logical choice.

Did you ever get an allowance as a child?

Yes, but very small.

Pizza rolls or bagel bites?

I don’t really know either of these.

What kind of pets does your grandmother have?

My grandparents are deceased.

What’s the last show you really got into that you have to wait for the next season of?

There was some Polish one, I’ve been waiting for season 2, but it got cancelled :(

Have you ever witnessed a car accident?

Yeah, many times on German motorways.

Sprinkles or frosting?

Muizenstrontjes all the way, but I don’t really use it.

Do you like mushrooms?

I do, but only certain kinds.

How old is your youngest sibling?

She’s 27, gonna be 28 soon.

Do you like painting?

I’m not good at it, so no.

Have you ever been swimming with dolphins?

No, I haven’t.

What kind of soda is your favorite?

Coca Cola.

Penguins or pandas?

Pandas, if ever.

What’s the name of your pets?

Victoria and Suzanne.

Regular or pink lemonade?

I don’t know either.

Does anyone in your family have a birthday in February?

Yes, my aunt who is the sister of my dad.

Are you into anime?

No, I’m not.

Pizza or nacho Lunchables?

What are Lunchables even? Never heard of them.

Have you ever been inside of a courtroom?

Yes, as a witness.

Which would you rather have, twins or triplets?

Neither.

Have you ever been in an ambulance?

Yes, after I suffered that brain bleeding.

Snakes or spiders?

Spiders.

Do you know how to braid hair?

Yeah, and a few months ago I discovered I can still do it, even with disabled hand. It was a little yay.

Do you believe in aliens?

We’re all aliens.

Did you ever catch crawfish or frogs?

Yes, frogs.

Ever drink from a garden hose?

Never, it’s ew.

What was the last computer game you played?

I don’t play computer games.

Can you count to 100 in another language?

Yeah, in about 10 of them.

Who gave you your first kiss?

My first ex.

Who was the last person you went on a date with?

My husband. Years ago.

Is good grammar attractive?

It is.

What are your full initials?

J. S. de J.

Would you ever let your grandma set you up on a blind date?

Neither of my grandmas would ever have such ideas.

Do you believe “Once a cheater, always a cheater”?

Yeah. It’s one of the things I wouldn’t forgive.

Why did you last cry?

30 years ago because I was a baby and it’s normal for babies. I hate this question.

Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship?

No, I would be actually happy for him.

[jooyeone]

forget that episode of run that was just brainstorming new episode concepts, give us run bts: forbidden concepts. nothing but drinking games episode. two part tattooing episode; part 1 they learn tattooing + practice their new skills on honeydew melons, part 2 everyone designs a secret tattoo for their randomly selected member (to be tattooed by a professional, obvi); after the finished tattoo is revealed, the tattooee must guess who designed their new ink. "build a baking soda volcano" episode. episode where they shadow zookeepers; wear the inevitable khaki uniform, put together various animal diets (can be relatively tame or high ick-factor [veggie-heavy vs. bugs, whole raw fish, baby mice, etc.]), shovel poo, squeegee windows, maybe hold baby penguins... you get the gist. knitting episode; final knitted product rated for speed vs. accuracy. egg fight battle royal: they just pelt each other with eggs; some are raw, some are boiled, and some of the eggs are shall we say less than fresh. diy brewery long-term project. roller derby episode. blindfolded pedicures episode. printmaking episode but they only make counterfeit money. precision driving course episode (namjoon sits in the passenger's seat + does live running commentary). lifeguard training episode. making balloon animals episode. topiary shaping/pruning episode. "finally determine once and for all who holds their alcohol best (and worst) by administering a series of field sobriety tests while the members do shots and attempt to assemble flat packed furniture without the instruction booklet" episode.

[prints this] [writes ‘for your consideration’ on the back of the envelope] [slides it under the door of the run production team]

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

A/N: If there’s anything I learned from doing this, it’s that vampirerry is an utter WHORE. Good for him!!!! As for myself, I’m done with the semester and my term projects and finals left my singular brain cell fried, so this was a nice way to get back into writing again. I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Thank you to the anon that suggested it, this was super fun to do! :D

read you’re someone i just want around here

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Harry is very attentive when it comes to aftercare with Y/N. The sex they have is often rough and includes toys, degradation, and multiple rounds, so he believes aftercare is non-negotiable. Rough sex can be fun, but if it’s not followed by a lot of communication and post-performance support, it can take a hard emotional toll on a person. Even when intimacy isn’t meant to be inherently sentimental, there has to be a certain level of connection and etiquette surrounding it, or it could end badly for both parties involved. He always checks on her immediately after they finish, simply to gauge her headspace and how her body is responding, and after he’s made sure she’s alright, he goes into his usual routine of skin-to-skin contact and gentle coddling. Reassurance and praise is just as important afterwards as it is during, because it’s good to let a partner know that your appreciation runs deeper than just the physical need felt in the heat of the moment; everyone deserves to feel valued beyond their body. 

Harry proceeds to clean Y/N up after every session, because it’s the least he can do since she’s usually the one getting the brunt of the work. He’ll fetch a clean towel dampened under warm water to wipe her clean, or he’ll offer to help give her a bath or a shower— whichever route she prefers. Harry dresses her, and changes the sheets if need be, and tucks her into bed to ensure she’s nice and comfortable. If it’s been a particularly intense session, he’ll go the kitchen and bring back a snack and a drink— a granola bar and a Gatorade, or some chips and her favorite juice, or if she’s feeling especially hungry, he’ll happily go out of his way to prepare her an actual meal— and he insists on feeding it to her bit by bit until she’s come to enough to handle it on her own. If she’s not hungry, he at least brings her a glass of water and urges her to drink it; better to be safe than sorry. After that, more cuddling is the status quo, which normally ends in Y/N falling asleep in his arms, and Harry has absolutely no problem with that at all.  

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Harry’s favorite body part of Y/N’s is probably her chest. Yes, he likes it for sexual reasons— obviously— but there are innocent reasons for his fascination, as well. He likes how responsive she gets when he touches her there— how he can get her going just by groping her the way she likes it, or by using his mouth to tongue across her nipples until she’s writhing in pleasure and whining for more. He loves leaving hickies all over her tits, probably more than she likes receiving them. It’s just so fucking hot seeing himself marked all over her, especially when she’s putting on a bra and he can see all of the dark bruises scattered across the cleavage spilling from the undergarment. Filth aside, he also enjoys loving all over her chest. Absentmindedly cupping them while they’re snuggling, nuzzling his head between them while they’re watching television, massaging them under her shirt with his large palms as she sits back against his chest, sipping a glass of wine and chatting away, unwinding after a long day. It’s a form of intimacy; it provides a type of closeness nothing else can. 

As for his own favorite body part, it’s a tie between two different areas. He loves his thighs— they’re one of his most prominent features. They’re thick and meaty and sensitive, so they’re the perfect sweet spot to touch when he wants to get riled up. Given his previous response, it can be easily deduced that he likes to get hickies there, as well. The marks look great peeking out from under his briefs (for the short amount of time they last, anyways) and they make a great accessory to the large tigerhead tattoo along his left thigh. It’s artwork, really; a proper Picasso. 

His other favorite body part...well, take a lucky guess. It’s likely not that far off— literally, considering it hangs right between his thighs. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Harry’s personal preference is cumming inside. He adores feeling the way Y/N tightens around him when he finally orgasms (she’s just so warm and soft and unbelievably tight; it’s like she was made for him), almost as much as he loves seeing her reaction. Her body will immediately start to wriggle and her back will arch as she releases broken little whimpers, clinging to his shoulders with her nails and begging him to fill her until he’s milked his worth. Hearing her ragged breathing and feeling her sweaty chest stutter against his is enough to do him in, but when she goes as far as to gnaw on his ear and whine a soft little, “Want it all, baby. Want you dripping out of me when we’re done.” Well, that’s enough to kill him all over again. 

Of course, there are times when Harry likes seeing himself all over her, too. On her outstretched tongue, or smeared across her pretty face and plush lips (she looks particularly cute when it ends up all over her eyelashes), or streaked over the valley of her tits, or pooled at the center of her tummy. If he’d been taking her from behind, then he likes seeing it run down the backs of her thighs, or splattered across the dip of her spine. And if she’d been giving him a handjob, then seeing himself dribbling down her fingers is just as good. Why? Because those fingers usually end up in her mouth, which means he ends up all over her tongue, and so the cycle comes full circle. How poetic. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Did Harry suggest wearing a matching set of a vibrating cock ring and buzzing bullet to do grocery shopping once? Yes. Did he drop three glass jars of peach preserves by accident as a result, causing them to have to book it out of the bread aisle while trying to look as unsuspicious as possible, which failed horribly because they were literally hobbling like a crippled elderly couple? Also yes. Did they end up fucking in a Target fitting room? Definitely. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

A lot of experience. Tons. Immense amounts. Insane amounts. Two hundred years of the same seven continents just means two hundred years worth of sex across every single one. And it gives you plenty of time to find the clitoris, as well as giving you a chance to learn the female anatomy like the back of your hand. That being said, Harry doesn’t doubt he could make Y/N cum with his wrists tied behind his back and a blindfold strapped to his face. In fact, he’s made her cum just by using his thigh, so that in itself is enough credibility to last him several more lifetimes. The toy chest in his closet and the fact that he’s well-endowed are bonuses— he knows more than enough tricks to keep her satisfied with just his tongue. Not to mention his fingers— they’re long for a reason.

F = Favorite position  

Funny enough, Harry doesn’t have one. He’s spent so many decades cycling through every possible position in existence, it’s gotten to where he can’t pin-point a preference; all positions are unique, and they each have their own appeal. Reverse cowgirl is nice because he likes watching the way he stretches Y/N open with every plunge of her hips, and it also gives him the luxury of marking his rings across her ass in the process. Regular cowgirl is nice, too— having her chest bouncing in his face is nothing short of a divine miracle, in his opinion. Doggy style is a staple, and there’s always different add-ons he can apply to spice it up; for example, taking her from behind with her wrists tied to her ankles, or bending her over the kitchen counter with her face pressed into the marble, or fucking her against his glass wall with her hands and chest flushed to the cool surface as their breaths fog the floor-to-ceiling window. 

Missionary is a tried and true option, and just like it’s prior counterpart, it can be enhanced with a variety of extra tricks. Bondage is a good condiment, against the wall is always a nice touch, spread-eagle never goes wrong, and just having her legs wrapped around his lower back is more than enough. However, he does have two favorite variations of the position. The first is when he mounts her legs onto his shoulders or along the inside of his elbows to open her up more, and then just ramming his hips down at a very specific angle that hits her g-spot just right, pounding her into the bed so hard she tears the sheets off the mattress. The second is a cowgirl-missionary hybrid: he sits back on his heels and uses the steep downward slope created by his thighs as elevation, pulling her ass onto his tilted lap and swinging her legs over either side of his hips. He gropes her waist with his palms and yanks her forward, bouncing her against his cock and watching her completely dismantle as he nudges all the right places with as much speed and force as she deems fit. 

And then there’s fucking from the side, but that’s a whole other extensive conversation he doesn’t have time for. 

Actually, maybe Harry will entertain it for a minute or so. He usually throws one of Y/N’s legs over his neck to get a deeper range, manhandling her roughly onto her side and yanking her closer to his body by her waist, grasping it with stern vigor and holding her down against the mattress, grunting out a gravelly, strict command along the lines of, “Stay fucking still.” He’ll drill into her at a brutal, consistent pace, staining his fingerprints along the curves of her torso and sponging damp kisses onto her ankle, smirking into her skin as he watches her fist at the duvet in a futile attempt at maintaining her bearings. It’s pretty evident that she can’t, though; the way her eyes lull around their sockets from his harsh stride does a terrible job at hiding her lack of self-control, alongside the fragmented curses she gasps out whenever he nudges her g-spot with the head of his cock. 

“Oh, that was such a pretty noise. Did I hit that little spot you like?”

Her response will be begrudging, as always, which he thinks is ridiculously useless considering he can see her burying her face into the pillow to hide how her jaw drops open in sheer rapture. “No.”

“No?” The vampire leans forward, stretching her leg towards the headboard and preening at the garbled squeak that escapes her gritted teeth, plunging deeper as he lowers himself to her level. He knots her hair around his knuckles, tugging sharply until her face is tilted back enough to meet his fiery gaze. “Then why are you starting to shake?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on the mood, honestly. There are definitely serious moments, but Harry enjoys the humorous ones just as much. He already adores making Y/N laugh and smile on a regular basis, and that desire only grows when he’s buried between her thighs, simply because she just looks so fucking cute laughing with her hair splayed around the pillows in a messy halo, her sounds of glee stuttering due to how sharply she’s jolting against the bed. He loves feeling her giggle into his mouth as he cracks sarcastic jokes and makes stupid witty comments that break the intensity in the air, especially because she’s usually clever enough to return them with some of her own. Then they both end up snickering like idiots as he tries to keep a solid pace, which eventually tapers to a messy, haphazard stride as their laughter drowns out their goal to the point where he has to take a genuine break to collect himself. There’s tons of examples— how could there not be? Sex is hardly ever perfect, so awkward moments are not only expected, but guaranteed. What better way to handle them than with a bit of humor?

There was an incident once where Harry accidentally knocked their foreheads together so hard, they both bruised (which he responded to with, “I’m pretty sure this isn’t what Cosmopolitan meant when they suggested matching couples tattoos.”). Another time, he got so into the moment he didn’t realize he was jack-hammering the top of her head into the backboard until she brought it to his attention (and made a comment saying it sounded like a sped up version of the beat to We Will Rock You). A bad case of the hiccups. Y/N burping right in his face halfway through his orgasm. A random leg cramp that made him think he was going to need amputation to survive. Accidentally rolling off the bed or couch onto the ground and nearly dislocating both of their spines in the process, getting his cross earring tangled in her hair and nearly ripping off his ear trying to get it out, and the unfortunate collapse of a pillow fort he’d spent over an hour building. He even sneezed in her face once, and when she instinctively went to shove him back, she wound up slamming her palm into his nose so hard he nearly passed out. Nose bleeds aren’t necessarily sexy, per se, but he just dug blindly through her nightstand until he found two new tampons somewhere in that black hole she calls a drawer, shoved them in his nostrils, and kept going. No one can ever accuse him of being unresourceful. 

Queefing. Lots and lots of queefing, which he usually starts mimicking with his mouth, and then she responds to that by whining and telling him to cut it out, and then he takes to mocking her whining instead. It normally finishes with them laughing so hard that Harry’s cheeks hurt from smiling so big, but it’s a good type of pain. The best type of pain. 

H = Hair (how do they groom?)

Harry likes keeping himself neat and orderly, but he doesn’t enjoy going bare, so trimming is his grooming preference. There’s just something so unappealing about a completely smooth dick— it looks like raw chicken and it’s fucking disgusting. He doesn’t have anything against a good bush, but it tends to get unruly and he’d rather not have to overcomplicate his shower routine. And honestly, he can’t trust himself because last time he had a full front yard going, he got shitfaced and tried to braid it on a dare. Keeping the hedges trimmed is the ideal landscaping option, and it just looks way hotter— a uniform dusting of hair is a good accessory and it just makes everything look more cohesive, given that he also fancies keeping his happy trail thick. It’s all about aesthetics, isn’t it? 

I = Intimacy (the romantic aspect)

It’s no secret that Harry’s been somewhat detached from intimacy for the last two hundred years or so. Intimacy is reserved for genuine romance, and that’s something he hadn’t entertained since before the lightbulb was invented. But now that he has Y/N, intimacy has crawled its way back out from the deepest recesses of his subconscious, where it had been shoved into a bottomless pit with the rest of his trauma. He likes it— he likes opening up to her in any way he can, because sharing those obsolete parts of himself with someone again is more fulfilling than he ever imagined. He likes kissing her randomly when she’s halfway through a sentence, just to feel her words die off abruptly in her throat as she gives into his gentle gesture, a delicate smile spreading across her satin lips. He likes whispering sweet phrases of encouragement into her hair when they’re tangled amidst sweaty limbs and rumpled sheets, reminding her of how much he cares for her and how beautiful she looks when she’s so far gone and how she makes him feel like his entire body has been set alight. He likes sponging soft pecks across the stretch marks along her thighs and across the dimples on her belly, her skin candy and velvet on his tongue as she releases a watery sigh that lets him know he’s doing all the right things in all the right places. He just likes letting her know she's special to him, in any and every way he can. 

Intimacy forges timeless bonds, and he reckons that assumption is unarguable, considering he knows a thing or two about eternity. 

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Harry likes to jack off, obviously. Who doesn’t? It’s why he has an entire section of his toy chest dedicated to self-pleasuring tools. Vibrating cock rings, an array of lubes that range from temperature-changing to sensation sensitivity, and a few pocket vags that get the job done whenever Y/N is out of commission (usually because of work). His favorite one is an electronic sleek black model that is made of a premium silicone material and has a variety of massage settings, suction strengths, and internal textures. It’s designed to make the session feel more real, and yes, it was expensive, but self-love is always worth the splurge. 

The beauty of living on his own is that he can get off wherever and whenever he wants, without having to stress about someone interrupting an important step in his pampering routine. He usually does it in his room and on his bed, simply because Y/N’s pillow is close by and the experience is heightened when her scent is swimming around his hazy, bliss-drunken mind. If Harry is feeling particularly needy, he’ll ditch the toy all together and just hump one out against the mattress or cushion. If it’s a particularly restless day, he’ll take a toy downstairs and lazily play within himself on the couch while browsing through Netflix. Those instances usually average a few tamer orgasms rather than a single large one, but he’s not complaining; his stamina comes in unapologetic waves that stem from a never-ending supply, and he certainly has the time to kill. If Harry gets the sudden urge in the shower or while he’s relaxing in his jacuzzi, he won’t bother fetching a trinket; he’ll just stroke one out with his hand, using the cool metal of his trusty lionhead ring to tease the tip until he brings himself to orgasm. It turns out daylight crystals have more than one use. 

There is one common factor amongst all these different choices, though: Y/N is present in every fantasy. And if the vampire is feeling especially bold, he’ll grab his phone and take a video of whatever he’s doing to himself, and then she’ll have a nice little gift waiting for her once she gets out of the café for the day. That usually leads to him receiving a present in return later that evening, and then he’s dialing her contact before the clip is even done playing, and then what he does during his alone time doesn’t require him being so alone anymore. 

K = Kinks 

Harry has tons— in fact, he has so many, he can’t really keep track. And he also has the sneaking suspicion that if he were to ever jot all of them down, he’d end up locked in some type of sex addict rehabilitation center. Bondage is a big one, so he’ll start there. He’s great with ropes, given that he learned his way around them ages ago. Chains are nice, but they can be a pain to set up without the right equipment; he’s thinking of getting a reinforced metal hook installed into his ceiling, like the one in his storage closet, which he uses to keep his punching bag secure. Handcuffs, obviously— velvet-lined, straight metal, fuzzy coverings, he’s got it all. Dominance, degradation, Daddy, Sir, choking, brat-taming, spanking, flogging, slapping— impact play in general, to be honest— spitting, wax, praise, begging, masochism, branding (mild stuff, no molten metal shit), collaring, discipline, dirty talk, edging, exhibitionism, face-fucking, face-sitting (with him on the receiving end), giving oral (is that a kink? It is now.) gagging (both the action and using the actual object itself), breeding (he hates that term but that’s the official name, unfortunately), teasing, voyeurism, role play, and… he thinks that’s it. Oh, and blood, but that doesn’t really count for apparent reasons. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Y/N’s couch is sacred, at this point. Their entire relationship started on that lumpy, worn excuse of a sofa, and it’s seen them through their progression from strangers to friends with benefits to lovers to more. It’s comfortable enough, the dark color hides any explicit stains, and the cushions always smell of her signature mixture of honey and lavender combined with Snuggle fabric softener. It’s finicky, but irreplaceable. His kitchen counter is a close second. It’s provided a lot, taken a lot, been through a lot— through a lot of Lysol wipes, to be specific. If it wasn’t marble, it likely would have been reduced to chunks and rubble by now, courtesy of his enhanced strength gripping the edges as he slams her against the smooth surface. The backseat of his Cadillac is consecrated, as well; there’s just so much erotic appeal to fucking in a car with rock music blaring in the background, muffling the obscene sounds of bodies connecting and a mixture of fever-pitch moans. The couch, the counter, and the Cadillac— the Unholy Trinity. 

The jacuzzi is nice, too, but for the sake of his clever little “c” alliteration, he’ll leave that one as an implied token. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

As much as Harry claims he likes full submission in bed, he can’t deny that he loves being challenged. Delivering punishment and coaxing out an orgasm is so much more satisfying when he has to fight for it; it’s so fucking hot watching his girlfriend try to best him in a power struggle, especially when she finally— and undeniably, since he always wins— caves under his will and winds up begging him for what he otherwise would have gifted her freely. That’s where the brat-taming kink comes into play. He likes it when she mouths off and makes snarky digs, and he enjoys it even more when he tries to set her in place and she amps her disobedience as a result. There’s nothing more attractive than a battle of wits with someone who is a perfect match in every way. And when she channels her attitude into physical gestures, it riles him up beyond compare. For example, when she smirks and rolls her eyes, despite the fact that there’s trails of tears staining her cheeks and mascara smeared all over her waterline? Christ, he could go feral. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No feet, no feces, no beastiality. There’s probably more, but those are the ones off the top of his head.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving oral is great— he highly recommends it, solid ten out of ten— but giving it is so much better. Harry’s always been a giver, even when he was young and barely knew his way around a woman’s undergarments. The stereotypical expectation for a person who is beginning to explore their sexuality is that everything they do, they do for their own gain. It’s a selfish realization, yes, but it’s a primal type of selfishness that no one can truly be blamed for. It’s a simple concept: when you start having sex, you want as much personal benefit as possible. It’s only natural. But from the second Harry became sexually active, he came to find that providing release to his partner outweighed the bliss he could get from letting them pleasure him instead. It’s not direct pleasure, but rather cognitive, which more often than not translates itself physically. And when it comes to Y/N, that euphoria manifests tenfold. 

Nothing compares to having his face buried between her legs as she tugs and yanks at his hair desperately, her chest heaving and jaw falling open as he uses his tongue to unravel her from the inside out. Spitting sloppily onto her folds and hearing the raw gasp of aroused shock that escapes her sore throat, which causes his swollen lips to spread into a dirty grin as he latches onto the sensitive bud at the thick of her core, fiddling with it until her legs are trembling uncontrollably around his sturdy shoulders. Watching her features go slack as he bobs his neck fervently between her thighs, swiping the bridge of his nose across her clit over and over until the entire bottom half of his face is drenched in her excitement. Fucking his tongue into her and feeling her buck against his jaw as she holds him in place with her fingers tangled in his curls, whimpering his name repeatedly in a voice so shattered, he could probably build a mosaic with the fractures. Feeling her drip down his chin and into the collar of his shirt, savoring how sweet she tastes as he pins her hips down against the bed and groans feverishly into her cunt, his ego idolizing the image of her so disheveled under his influence. 

A measly blowjob is hardly any competition to that. Harry could very well cum just from eating Y/N out. In fact, he has, and that in itself is all the proof he needs. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This is one of those other factors that depends on the mood. If Harry has been waiting all day for it, his impatience bleeds into his rhythm, which means he settles for fast and hard. It means he settles for bending her over the back of his couch with one palm around her throat and his other fingers in her mouth, pounding into her with so much force, the sofa starts shifting across the ground. If Y/N has been teasing him endlessly for a decent amount of time, it’ll be rough and deep, but not fast; he’ll drag it out for as long as possible, just to make her regret acting like such a spoiled brat. That’s when he brings out the paddle, or the crop, or just manhandles her across his lap and spanks her until she’s apologizing profusely through her whines. If he’s in a soft, romantic headspace, it’ll be slow and sensual, with lots of gentle caresses, giggly kisses dusted across eager lips and droopy eyelids, and penetrating strokes that make his toes curl and tummy clench. 

Pace is relative, but the message behind it is all the same: I want you more than anything, and I’m going to show you just how deeply I mean it. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are fun, Harry will admit. They’re filthy and messy, and they show just how far gone two people are for each other to the point where they can’t wait to feel one another at a later time; that they need to be together now, or they’ll go absolutely insane. Quickies are saved for when the urge strikes at random times. For when he’s out with Y/N at a park, sitting under the shade with his head in her lap as she combs his curls out of his eyes and thumbs over his chin affectionately, and the sun filters through the tree canopy just right to where it illuminates her lashes and the suppleness of her cheeks in a manner he deems ethereal. For when they’re at the mall, walking hand in hand and licking at ice cream cones as they survey the shops, and she reaches over to wipe a bit of Rocky Road off the corner of his mouth, replacing the stain with a soft stipple of her lips instead. For when they’re out eating dinner and playing footsie under the table like immature teenagers, and she’s trying to steal a French fry from his plate but he keeps fighting her off with his fork because, “I told you to order your own, but you wanted those disgusting potato skins instead!” And she’s laughing so brightly and unapologetically, giving him a look that so obviously tells him she can’t wait to get him alone, and nothing seems quite as flawless as that fraction in time, then and there and nowhere else.

These simple but memorable moments cause him to get love boners, which he jokingly refers to as “sniffy stiffies,” where “sniffy” has to do with being sentimental, and “stiffy”...well, that one is pretty self-explanatory, no? It always ends with them shagging in the car, or in the family bathroom of a diner, and in the case of the park, in an obscure area of the forest that lines the jogging trail. 

Quickies are just that— fast, but meaningful nonetheless, because they come from a place of genuine emotion. They’re fleeting, but unforgettable. Sniffy stiffy quickies, if you will. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Taking risks is the norm in Harry’s life, especially when it comes to his sex habits. He’s proven time and time again that he has no problem riding along the seams of a dare and just barely making it out unscathed, so experimenting outside of the bedroom is just another day in the life. Fingering Y/N in a music room in an antique shop, getting road head during a two hour drive back to Los Angeles, ripping his girlfriend’s panties out from beneath her dress at one of California’s most prestigious restaurants— the list is endless, really. Harry likes to think he has a gift for coming up with inspirational quotes on the spot, so he’ll lend his expertise here and now: “A life without risks is a life that isn’t worth shit.” It even rhymes, so he knows sorority pledges will have a ball putting it in their Instagram bios. A bit of charity work for the bird-brained. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Endless stamina. Literally. Vampires don’t stay tired for long, so he could be ready to go again within seconds. And he can last long, as well; his stubbornness and pride depend on it, and he likes making his partner cum first as an ego boost. He can go as many rounds as Y/N can and more, though he won’t push it. He doesn’t want her to end up in the ER with a bruised cervix. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Harry could run a sex shop from his closet; Y/N doesn’t take the piss by calling him “Fifty Shades” for no reason. He uses them on himself, he uses them on her, and he got high once and tried to sword fight Y/N with a dildo, so it’s safe to say he definitely uses them quite a bit. If his Lovesense Lush 3 vibrator could talk, he’d be drawn and quartered for excessive debauchery. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Harry loves teasing, that’s no mystery. Winding people up is one of his most practiced skills, so of course that would channel into his intimate life. He’s mastered it, though it’s not like it’s hard. A drawn out blink here, or a feathery touch there. An inch of space between his and Y/N’s lips to establish some tension, or squeezing her inner thigh with his palm hard enough to draw a tiny squeak from her chest. Touching her through her clothes, or leaving a trail of wet kisses down her throat and stopping right at her cleavage. Biting the sensitive skin along the inside of her knee, or dragging the tip of his cold nose down the center of her twitching tummy. Lapping slowly at her nipples until they perk up, or sinking a single long digit inside her and keeping it there just to feel her clench around it needily. And once he gets a pattern going, teasing molds into edging, edging molds into begging, begging molds into praise, and before he knows it, he’s hit four of his kinks with one roll of the dice. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Harry is very vocal in bed, and he’s not ashamed of it. He knows for a fact that Y/N loves it, and if him being loud gets her worked up, then he’ll let his throat go out in the process. He’s noticed that in different situations, he has an arsenal of sounds for each. If he’s being rough and dominant, he tends to groan, grunt, and growl. If he’s being desperate and needy, he turns to whines and whimpers to communicate how he feels. If he’s too zoned into the moment to distinguish all his emotions, broken moans and stuttered mewls are his default. No matter the circumstance, they all take the same route: they start low and soft, and escalate in volume proportional to the intensity of the moment. So what if half the building is hearing him orgasm for the third time as he mocks his girlfriends sobbing pleads and calls her his “dirty fucking whore”? Let’s be honest, it’s probably the highlight of their week. He has a great voice— a sultry, deep baritone that compliments his English accent nicely— and anyone would be lucky to hear it spew the filth it does. He’s yet to get many complaints, so he doesn’t intend on stopping. 

W = Wildcard (random headcanon)

An honesty hour moment seems interesting, so he’ll confess a few tales from his past. The first time Harry ever went down on a girl, it was against a tree in a garden and he nearly asphyxiated under all the layers of her gown. A couple of years later, he ended up getting oral from a reverend’s daughter against a tree, too, for the morbid irony and associated religious revenge. And to drive the point home, oral was only the beginning of what she gave him. His first decade as a vampire was definitely his pettiest. 

X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It’s not uncommon knowledge that Harry’s well-endowed. He remembers how insecure he was the first time he had sex— a shocker, he knows; he was insecure?— and how he knew barely anything regarding sizing and how to use his assets accordingly. But it’s been ages since then, and now he definitely knows his way around his own body (let alone his partner’s), and he most certainly knows that he’s above average not only as a person in general, but when it comes to what’s in his trousers, as well. Harry won’t specify inches— he loves how speculation drives others mad— but it was big enough to give Y/N a decent pause the first time she pulled down his pants, and it’s big enough to leave her absolutely fucked every single time, without a single miss. If that’s not credibility at its finest, then he doesn’t know what is.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Harry’s sex drive is insatiable, to say the least. His vampirism combined with his narcissistic tendencies makes the ideal cocktail— cocktail— for the constant fuse that’s always burning under his skin. He’s ready to go at all times; Y/N just has to say the word and he’s pulling on a pair of sweatpants as he grabs his keys, hopping down his complex’s corridor toward the elevator on one foot as he tries to get his last shoe on the other. Lazy morning sex is probably his favorite; he’s come to find it’s when he’s most pent up, usually after a sleepless night of feeling Y/N’s body heat radiating through all of his cold limbs. It also sets a great tone for the rest of the day, and he just loves seeing Y/N wake up to him lying on his side with his temple resting on his fist, his elbow propped against the mattress as he poses the other on his hip in a theatrical diva stance. He’ll smile at her giddily with all his pearly teeth, dimples twitching as his lashes flutter dramatically, dirty intentions written clear all over his face (“Good morning, hon—” “Wanna have sex?” “Harry, it’s ten in the morning.” “Is that a yes? Because it’s not a no.” “I haven’t even brushed my teeth!” “That’s fine, I’m gonna stick my dick in there anyways.”) 

All in all, his libido is insane, and he’s lucky that Y/N’s is up to par or else he would have worked her into an exhaustion-induced coma by now. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Harry just...doesn't. Maybe once every few weeks, but definitely more often now than before he had his girlfriend. Sleeping just comes way easier when he has someone he cares about resting beside him, their inherent warmth thawing the stiffness from his muscles and putting his racing mind at ease. He feels safe enough around Y/N to let his guard down— both literally and metaphorically— and that seems to help with his supernatural insomnia; it sedates that nocturnal hyper-instinct in his brain that demands he be aware at all times, muffling the animalistic part of him that has been manning the reins for the better half of the last two hundred years. He doesn’t need to be so on edge anymore when everything he needs is just an arm-length away. Especially when she’s usually willing to lend her chest as a pillow, and who is he to neglect her wishes.