#THE FUTURE IS HERE

[kiyoitiepie]

you guys are going about this all wrong. why are we debating which character is the least problematic? it’s only friends. choose your favorite asshole and go about your day like adults.

[welcometololaland]

wip wednesday

y'all - i feel like i've been so fucking annoying lately but i'm here to request one thing of you - give me some juicy snippets to read because i'm finally on top of my shit. and i've always wanted to start wip wednesday (for all i know someone has already started it but don't rain on my parade! let me live in denial) and now i maybe can. This is from ALTA which is (omg) so close to being posted. 10 days. fuck. i'm not ready (i am).

“She’s really gone, isn’t she?” TK asks, his voice breaking as his head remains burrowed into Carlos’ shoulder. He’s stopped shaking now, which Carlos takes to be a good sign, but he’s cried so persistently that the whole front of Carlos’ jacket is wet. 

He pauses, leans back and cups TK’s face in his hands, using his thumbs to brush away a few errant tears. He briefly considers making a passionate speech about TK’s mother being dead but not gone – living on in his heart – but then he decides for pragmatism. He thinks TK will appreciate that more, anyway.

“Yes,” he says simply. “But that doesn’t mean it’s easy to accept.”

TK sniffs, his glazed eyes staring helplessly into Carlos’ own. “What do I do now, Carlos?”

Carlos sighs, brushing away another of TK's tears. “I’m not really sure, TK,” he admits. “But right now, I can take you home. It might be nice to cry somewhere that isn’t your high school computer lab.”

A tiny, hesitant smile appears at the corners of TK’s mouth. “I think my dad will be relieved,” he says. “He keeps asking why I haven’t cried yet, like it's some kind of crime.”

“Well, he’s definitely going to be pleased to see you,” Carlos points out, as TK nods tearfully. 

“Could you— Do you mind coming with me?” TK asks as Carlos steps back and drops his hands. “I don’t really want to be alone and my dad is driving me nuts. My other friends…they wouldn’t understand.”

“I hope they do understand, TK,” Carlos replies solemnly, collecting his books and following TK out of the darkened classroom. “I think everyone will do their best to support you.”

TK makes a non-committal sound as they walk down the empty hall – devoid of students – amplifying the sound of their sneakers on the linoleum. “Not like you,” he says, after a pause. “I know we’ve only been friends for a little bit, but you’re different.”

“Oh yeah?” Carlos asks, pushing open the front doors and following TK down the steps. “In what way?”

TK pauses, looking back up at Carlos as he descends the stairs, a pensive look on his face. “You’re good, Carlos,” he replies simply. “You’re good for me.”

Open tag for anyone to share but also some targeted attacks under the cut (with insane requests, feel free to ignore me)!!!

@theghostofashton (need some exes to lovers PLEASE), @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut (boxing AU boxing AU!), @goodways (got a tasty treat shannon?) @reyesstrand (food fic???) @strandnreyes (please don't hurt me but you can if you want) @rmd-writes (just because i love you) @heartstringsduet (FIRST AID?!) @carlos-in-glasses (what's next up CIG?) @birdclowns (your wip snippet game has me blurry eyed, i must know more) @fitzherbertssmolder (any comic progress?) @louis-ii-reyes-strand (been loving your snippets) @lilythesilly (fighter pilot AU?!) @kiloskywalker (tarlos fighter pilot AU????) @sanjuwrites (soulmates????) @three-drink-amy (teacher AU teacher AU teacher AU!!) @chicgeekgirl89 (any yachts about?) @lemonlyman-dotcom (some music fic for my ears???) @wandering-night19 (4 x 18 coda???) @thisbuildinghasfeelings (cross stitching update??!!!) @freneticfloetry (something from the soulmates timer fic???) @alrightbuckaroo (summer parisian au my beloved!!!!) @cha-melodius (you've got mail AU????) @redshirt2 (anything you would like to contribute, i'd just love you to keep feeding me!) @iboatedhere (how are those prompts???) @orchidscript (lovingly bullying you to keep writing) @marjansmarwani (i know the words are hard but also i am lovingly bullying you as well <3) @morganaspendragonss (has angst queen got anything this week?) @lightningboltreader (THAT ANGSTY ONE BED THING I AM SCARED BUT I WANT)

[sordid-popsicle]

Your voice turns me on…keep crying.

[best-of-theworst]

Day 100 on Mars.

I accidentally installed the SpaceX chip wrong and been getting ads to buy cheap cables on alibaba every 30 seconds. Directly to my rectum... Elon is relentless...

[leebrontide]

I

I just

I was literally outlining a book about how bad corporate biometric scanning is, just like this, YESTERDAY.

As a cyberpunk-leaning near future scifi author I

I just.

STOP BUILDING THE TORMENT NEXUS.

[metamatar]

ipad kids this ipad kids that my baby cousin is doing parallel play with the girl on youtube. we are making concoctions. for the teddy bears.

[midnightcowboy1969]

i need to learn more about camp ✌️

[gillianthecat]

There's a little robot cart at this restaurant carrying ingredients from one section of the kitchen to the other! It's plays music and talks in a high pitched voice, saying things like "behind you."

The future is here.

[amandaoftherosemire]

Today's minor irritation that ultimately doesn't matter but still makes me want to set fire to some corporate headquarters: Ads on paid services. Dear every streaming service, get your fucking ads out of my face. Advertising is the price I pay for free entertainment, not for something pulling between ten to twenty dollars from my bank account every fucking month. If I have clicked on something on your shitty app (every single one is shitty, I don't need to specify), it means I want to watch that thing. Do not show me an ad for something else. I'm already angry from trying to deal with auto-play trailers, or incomprehensible interfaces, or unhelpful search results. I do not need any further reason to hate every single last one of you motherfuckers. I do not want whatever you're offering. You suck and I hate you and I'm only dealing with you because you're in the way of something I love in spite of you. Get out of the god. damn. way.

[thatfantasylovingdork]

HOLY BALLS THE FUTURE IN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST WAS 2023?! THAT’S LITERALLY RIGHT NOW

I guess we better wish good luck to Hugh Jackman and his glistening abs as he attempts to prevent the bad future from happening. :P

[fanficmaverickpodcast]

I was listening to your recent podcast "Gingerpilot" (very nice!) and you were talking about publishing and the changing relationship btw publishers and fanfic.

I once saw a book, an actual hardcover in a Barnes and Noble, that had a section of "Ao3 style tags" on the back book flap. It actually said "ao3 style tags" and then there were listed a whole bunch of tags just like you'd find on a fic. I forget the title but it was a YA-type fantasy. I've never seen that since but I found it really interesting at the time. This was pre-2020.

Oh WOW! That's super fascinating! See? I'm starting to think that storytelling in all forms will most likely cater more and more to fanfiction style tropes and formats moving forward because it's becoming so culturally ingrained in the rising generations. It's what the people want! I'd like to think that when I'm very old we'll get to see more films and TV shows following along this trend as well. Give me some live action angsty whumpy h/c please and thank you. Love the comment, thanks for reaching out! Cheers!

[xylophonetangerine]

When the AI busts out the letter shape to sound correspondence table to explain to you that overencumbered is spelled with a P.

[ralfmaximus]

The algorithms are already feeding themselves on their own data. And, as any graduate student will tell you, training on your own results is usually a bad idea. You end sooner or later with pure overfitted inbred garbage. Eating your own shit is never healthy in the long run.

Twitter and Facebook are good examples of such algorithmic trash. The problem is that they managed to become too powerful and influential before we realised it was trash.

From now on, we have to treat anything we see on the Internet as potential AI garbage. The picture gallery from an artist? The very cool sounding answer on Stackoverflow? This article in the newspaper? This short viral video? This book on Amazon? They are all potential AI garbage.

We are drowning in AI generated garbage.

[willcodehtmlforfood]

Sky TV viewers who fast forward adverts face £5 charge | The Independent

[unstoppable-xavi]

This is what happens when strikers in a golden generation come along (Villa y The Og F. Torres El niño) and they retire and your country hasn't made a reliable one since then....

Also Morocco played the game and they won. At least it was Hakimi with the dagger in my heart.

[delcat177]

Continuing to slide Firefox and DuckDuckGo across the table to people. Brave is affiliated with Google, incidentally, and also tries really hard to sell bitcoin. I never thought changing browsers could be an ecological statement, yet here we are.