#THE CONFUSION

[theblindgoddess]

(emerges from the bushes with a megaphone)

CONSIDER THIS

SO YOU KNOW HOW IN PJO, ATHENA'S KIDS ARE ALL JUST THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HER APPRECIATION AND ADMIRATION OF SOME MORTALS INTELLIGENCE AND/OR CREATIVITY?

IF WE APPLY THIS MECHANIC TO EPIC THE MUSICAL, WE COULD GET AN AU IN WHICH AT SOME POINT DURING THE TEN YEARS IT TAKES ODYSSEUS TO GET HOME, ATHENA SHOWS UP ON ITHACA WITH A BABY ALL LIKE "I was moping about the last conversation i had with your husband and accidentally made this, here you go." AND THEN HAND SAID BABY TO PENELOPE BEFORE DISAPPEARED JUST AS FAST AS SHE APPEARED.

(throws the megaphone as a distraction and retreats into the bushes again)

[hannibalspubes]

Honestly the first scene In Hannibal that I was left thinking “are they actually about to kiss??” Was in season 2, episode 7 when Will holds Hannibal at gun point. I could not stop imagining will dropping the gun, slamming Hannibal into the wall like he was gonna kill him but just smashing their faces together instead. Raw, angry, messy. Then I think he would just push away and walk out. the rest of the show would carry on like normal and will would ignore it.

Until the cliff scene when they kiss again

The sexual tension between me and the man holding a gun to my head

[latenightwestern]

this small, tiny moment actually makes me want to slam my head into a concrete wall there’s so much expression and emotion and heaviness packed into these 5 seconds of animation it’s insane (or maybe im insane? but does it matter?)

[thethera-rossa]

[got-ticket-to-ride]

One of my favorite things about Ticket to Ride, aside from the actual song, is John and Paul's statement about it.

According to Paul it's about their hitchhiking trip and according to John it's about prostitutes.

[alice1nmay]

new favorite picture 😭 i must see Kate Martin Breakdancing™️ in my lifetime at least once

[trlvsn]

happy umineko day to those who celebrate, and a friendly reminder that everyone who has reblogged my most popular umineko posts with "maybe i should read it" in the tags is now legally obligated to do so

[acowardinmordor]

Dude giving Steve seizures would be so perfectly suited to mess with his self worth

[sunseekerlove]

i love fake dating jegulus stories but okay picture how fucking funny and chaotic it would be if it was fake dating jegulus and fake dating wolfstar like imagine regulus likes remus and wants to make him jealous so he and james fake date but james has been in love with reggie the entire time and then on the other side of it we have remus who likes james and sees james and reggie “dating” and wants to make him jealous so he and sirius fake date and sirius has also been in love with remus the whole time. do you know how chaotic that would be? sirius loves remus, remus likes james, james loves regulus, and regulus likes remus. THE CHAOS

[mothboyhalo]

You know what will really throw me for a loop? If somehow some way it’s not 4halo that becomes a thing but foolhalo. Like if that happens I think I’ll just need to reconsider my life choices.

[oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid]

Might experiment with the label genderqueer man

[ex0rin]

Bucky in the Austrian HYDRA Weapons Facility but it's focused on him being injured and not on Steve saving him (also on a view of that torture room 😏)

[daughterofzeus-the-novel]

Helen x Eris Excerpts

Her smirk could slice me open, and I might thank her for it.

I’d always been told the blood of gods ran gold.  Perhaps Eris was closer to a mortal than I thought.

“Hera, she–”  Eris wiped the blood from her mouth.  “She does not like what we are doing.”

“Bless me with child,” I whisper.  “Prove her wrong.  Prove them all wrong.  Please.”

“I can’t.”  She tears away.  “I’m barely a goddess.  Barely a monster. Wasn't even invited to that stupid wedding."

“Want a bite?”

I jolt.  “I’m sorry, I–”

“It might kill you.”  She propped her chin in her palms.  “It might not.  Who’s to say?”

“Do you prefer me in this shape?”

I shrink.  “Change back.”

“No.”  Her smirk is wrong, so wrong on Cassandra’s face.  “I don’t think I will.”

and finally

“You gave me courage.  You gave me hope.  But you took so much from me I don’t know myself anymore.”

[its-a-livie]

Listening to banan boat song now

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Wait wait Meteors AU but they encounter a teeny tiny kitten